YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>93589235
Gurass
>>93653494
>>93653480Part 2 when?
>>93653480She should do a Super Bowl watch along stream
Someone finally woke up...
>3 hours to make a new thread Looks like I'm the last chumbie after all.
>>93653685hah!
>>93653480>new thread 3 hours laterwe are dying a slow death
goob today i can feel it
>>93654239>advent is still doing their slop outfit relayNope, while it's not against the rules to overlap outfit reveals you just know that management "asked" her not to do it. Probably on weekend.
>>93654452They've all been at 9 EST so she could do a 3 hour stream at 6 EST, but yeah, she probably won't. No offense to Advent, but 5 days to do outfit reveals is really stupid and really inconveniences some other members.
>>93645669If I remember correctly, Jehu was tasked with wiping out Ahab's lineage and his allies by God.
>>93653685The guys who made it are Russians. The only frame of reference I have with games from a similar people is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. which was made by Ukrainians.So like 17 years.
I miss being able to wish oyasamebud a good night
I love my wife so much!!
The Hoshino Ai of hololive
Biblebuds made it so I keep getting cute Christian girls recommended. Now my question is, am I a traitor if I watch them.
>>93656819Gura makes out with men that aren't you so I think you are ok to watch those Christian girls
>>93656819Why would you ever be faithful to a lying cumdump whore like Gura?
>>93656819>>93657052>>93657103Sad samefag.
>>93657422Don't lump me in with those faggots.
>>93657639Dios mio...
>>93656819You’ll be okay chumbie. Just dont oshi them
chumbies i think gura is dying of aids or has a newborn
>>93658153The odds of AIDs is really low. It's statistically much more likely that she has a newborn.
>>93657639la creatura...
>>93658490Lmao is that a tyrannid?
>>93658908lovander from palworld
What causes constant insomnia and nightmares anyway? Is it just anxiety? Wish she'd go see a therapist, dumbass probably has untreated GAD
>>93657639rhombus.
>>93658263>>93658153Yeah, me
>>93659075Existential dread.
When is that Liar's Bar collab?
>>93659396Tuesday
Tons of GuraCappie fan art after Miside stream.
>>93658011Thank you for your wisdom chumbie.
Goob morning.
Sex with a fembud.
>>93653480I was going to call for a violent revolution, but now there's a revolution in my pants.
>>93656819Christian girls are so hot and are always the craziest whores. It's like they're perfectly brainwashed into being the perfect pump and dumps.Then when you're done with them some other christian beta can go through the trouble of trying to put her back together.
>>93658823SNIFFFFF
>>93658153>newbornIf I were Gura's son, which one of you would step up and become my dad?
>>93660767hi
why did she make fart noises with her hand
>>93661666she should use her armpit instead like she said she would before not doing it because it would sound like a fart that one time. do it. make the armpits noise gura
>>93661666To show her sweaty armpits.
>>93661939she didn't use her armpits
>>93661966To show her sweaty hands then.
>>93662002I don't think your hands need to be sweaty to make those noises
>>93661666To show her bushy pucci.
>>93662108that doesn't exist
I want to kabedon Gura only for her to turn the tables and rape me.
>>93658153I think there's probably a good chance. It would explain mostly everything that has happened.
>>93662123too bad she's going to be reallly disappointed in you that you didn't follow thorugh
Gura sticks dice up her butt.
>>93662340She also chews on it after
https://x.com/uruti_2388/status/1879079813451026723this is what gura likes
>>93662340>diceYou're probably right, but you seem to have made a typo with that last letter
>>93658263The chances are pretty high when you're as promiscuous as this whore.
>>93662779Dich?
When do you think Gura's graduation will be?
>>93663632Now kiss!
>>93662800>>93663101Why do you keep talking about your mom here?
Is Gura still the same same desu?
>>93664403*WHEEEEZE*
>>93664383Because Gura is my mom and this thread is about her?
>>93664551I think you're having an episode again
>>93660003gura cute
Why was she being weird about loli Mita and implying she was a small woman
>>93664757Did you think management considering her a brand risk was a joke or something? They're literally not allowed to say loli anymore, Irys called her a loli and corrected herself a second later.
>>93664830total management death
Goop goop soon.
>>93664618Me crawling inside her sleeve on my way to sniff her stinky pits
If Gura were my mom I don't think I'd ever leave her side.
>>93659439where?
>>93665683Gura's channel at 6 pm et
Imagine sexually violating Gura in her sleep while she's having a nightmare. Imagine the terror and despair in her eyes when she wakes up and realises that the nightmare continues TuT
>>93666854This but Gura is my big sister and she's only pretending to be alsleep while she subtly wraps her arms around my body, the next morning she acts as if nothing has happened until one night she's the one night crawling me.
Why do chumbies want Gura to be their relative?
>>93666854
>>93667013idk but it seems most people who fantasize about having sex with a sibling never had one
>>93664830
why deer urine
>>93668007oh nyo!
FUCK gura
looks like they have perms for "Thank Goodness You're Here!" some anon said he wanted Gura to play it, I hope she does
>>93668653Yes, I'm going to!
Gura is my imoutodaughterwife
>>93657052>>93657103>t. samefagging cuckschizo
Love GuraLove Chumbies
>>93668818
>>93670091
Reminder Gura has done 0 male collabs whereas everyone in the JP branch has done at least one.Gura is too good.
>>93670419I thought Kanata went out of her way to avoid men like the plague.
gura POV
>>93670419Gura would have talked to Matpat if she could have. Though I don't think that counts.
>>93670541kanata still did a big collab with male irl streamers
hope all the chumbies have been doing ok
>>93670419she collabed with pewdiepie noob
>>93671362I miss Blu...
>>93671201I'm just very sleepy
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
>>93672368just got done exercisingnow it's codin time
>>93672368Playing Songs of Syx
how soon is soon
Goob morning retards
>>93670091GAME WHERE YOU PUT CUM HOLO
>>93672953its not morning anymore
>>93672953
Imagine if she streamed daily Imagine how powerful she would be. She would be unlike any streamer known to man. 10 million subs. Probably would have won multiple Content creator of the year and streamer of the year awards. She's just TOO powerful.
Imagine if gura peed herself
>>93673352uh she did a few days ago
>streamed 3 times in the past 4 years>still most subbed vtuberhow?
I will marry this cripplingly anxious womanchild and make her happy.
>>93673515This is why
>>93672368mischief
>>93672368I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>93673933
>>93674767my carapace remains unharmed
>>93653723>>93653723Legit the only way I'd be caught watching the Super Bowl for any reason.
>>93675516I'd have her voice on without the game, no fucking way am I ever watching that shit.
migu
>>93672368I'm gonna bake some bread tomorrow and I just made some poolish
>>93675616>yfw the NFL pulls a Dodgers and pays COVER to get Gura to appear during the event
>>93675894The best part of that was that she managed to work in a feet mention.
>>93655429Naruhodo. It's been a lomg time since I looked into the lineage of Christ, so now I'm curious who the monarchy shall pass to and which branches of the line of David survive. Perhaps one of Ahab's cousins?
>>93674961
>>93656330But oyasamebud is still here chumbie>>93656819Gura would approve of cute Christian girls
>>93672368More collegeslop
Unreal how many people have an irrational illogical hatred of Gura. The comments on her past streams are so mean. I hope she never reads them.
>>93676968
>>93677666She deserves all the hatred she gets. It's ridiculous at this point how much sex she owes everyone.
>>93677666well you're in luck!
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>93679034samen
>>93679034>>93679930This one was recommended to me by my godfather. I hope it is well-pleasing to the chumbies.
>>93663477now this is good tail to thigh ratio
>>93657052>>93657103Cuckposting? Time for another reminder that they are!>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you">"That's not all she wants to do"https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959Don't let any cuckposters try and tell you some bullshit rrats based off of milktoast nothingburgers. The far more likely scenario stares us all in face. I believe these 2 will collab again and when they do, the truth will be revealed.
Where is our girl? No activity today.
Gura is my real girlfriend.
>>93673515She's gonna get surpassed by Marine in about 6 months.
>>93682841idk if your post is good or not, but I always close it because it takes up way too much space
TF2 is pretty fun
>>93683252and it'a katnip to retards
>>93683351it is gura have fun
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
>>93677666I don't see that many haters.
>>93683075maybe in 12 months but probably not.
https://youtu.be/yU5wu3zwCgohttps://youtu.be/WWB01IuMvzAI was hoping for God knows but then she instantly shattered my dreams by saying the song she chose for Fes 2025 is "cute"
>>93685159I'm glad she understands that her cunny voice is a strong asset no matter how much people whine about it
>>93685490she busted like a sprinkler shorty after...
>>93664357They're multiplying
>>93685769WHERE IS THE SOUNDPOST YOU HEATHEN
>>93685769I hate the.
>>93683351what does gura main
>>93686695ummummummmummummumummmm i think i think i think she would be heavy weapons guy because hes easy and does tons of damage
MY wife
>>93685159It's cute and something only us anime boomers would recognize. What could it be? Ranka Lee song?
MY Gurandma.
>>93676911I'll have to look up a flowchart one of these days
Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I had a piece of foil or paper or something on my desk so I picked it up and subconsciously starting squeezing and squishing it.It was a stinkbug...
>>93687153my best guess:https://youtu.be/RXOS9GjzJJg
>>93687558chumbie...
>>93666854This, except throwing a snowball at her head, but the snowball is made of cat pee and then you laugh at her while she cries because she smells like cat pee.
>>93666854this but gura sexually violates me
>>93673224Yeah, and imagine if you weren't a cuck.
>>93688261meds
Wife soon?
I have a bunch of old expired spices that have lost potency and I want fresh spices but it feels like such a waste to throw out the old spices
>>93688426what if you blended them together? or get fresh spices but only use them every other time you cook. I still wouldn't throw them away either way
>>93688583meds
>>93688426they'd still be good for mild dishes
goob night
Well anyway streams in 2 weeks for valentines. Bet you;re excited.
>>93689909Sleep tight buddy
>>93670091Look at that chat speed , Ironcucks would never
>>93689909nini
>>93688583How does it feel to be completely alone in your assessment of Gura?
>>93690814Leave him be it's funnier to see him blatantly samefag
I just woke up from my second nap
>>93689910
>>93691057>>93689910holy sebsian lex
>>93691055Goobmorning napbud
>>93691127sesbianlebanesethe
>>93691057https://files.catbox.moe/7y64zc.png (embed)This one would break Ame's leg with the strength she displayed using her tail as a chair.
>>93691220Rubrubrubrubrubrub
Are you a chumbabooey?
I don't like when people pick on her.
>>93684693Marine will definitely pass her in 12 months.
>>93691972ye
>>93692105>>93684693>>93683075good, that's exactly what Gura wants
Someone rattled the monkey tree!
>>93687558Feel better soon stinkbud
>>93692444Gura said she wanted more subs. Her not streaming has nothing to do with her sub count.
Baguraette honhonhon
>>93690814I'm not. I see other anons here say the same thing.
>>93691972Oui oui mister
>>93692973the voices in your head don't count
>>93692973Sorry but nobody is falling for your samefagging that you try to pass off as "other anons saying the same thing"
>>93692816Yes I am monsieur
>>93692786
Almost done with my insurance stuff biblebud. I'll get back to progressing on the Bible soon
>>93683075marine will have graduated by that time
Gura doko?
>>93694707we can only hope.vile creature that marine is
It's been the first time in a long time since i've watched gura and I see she is still the same dork that I watched 5 years ago
Marine isn't fit to lick the dog shit off of Gooba's cute little shoes.
Why is a Gura fan only Silver I?
>>93698745Video games are one of the most pathetic things you can spec into.
>>936977045 years? Ha-oh god it's 2025.
>>93694369Based. Enjoy your reading tonight Biblebud. I'll still be busy with collegeslop.Something that may be of interest: I found a video earlier today by a so-called "Monk" at Mull "Monastery" in Scotland, in which a guy called Father Seraphim screeches against "Christian nationalism", claiming that the new batch of Orthodox converts across the West who were inspired to come back to the church due to being in part by the wretched state if the secular world, and who want to protect borders, return to traditional gender roles, etc. are "Protestant heretics, misogynists, and cowards who subvert the faith with worldly politics and condemn the world rather than themselves because it is easy." Suffice to say, he himself is a prideful, subversive, politically motivated heretic and false teacher who is imposing his own personal theology and projecting his own teachings onto others to condemn them rather than himself, and selectively forcing the faith to conform to his own pacifistic preconceptions out of pure cowardice and narcissism. To drive home the point that it is in fact him who is the fringe heretic, he has to venomously denounce both accepted patristic exegesis as well as the countless military saints and saintly kings like Constantin and Justinian in order to justify his fake, hollow charade masquerading as "Christianity".He's also a fake monk, a grifter and a charlatan, see here: https://youtu.be/onvhIx4NoC8?si=DNya0OM2Jo7tgFt6Funnily enough, an older, well-meaning parishioner at one of my churches recommended his radio show to me a while back. When I tried tuning in, it was liberal political propaganda against the use of weapons to defend your family.All this to say, my advice is to avoid "Ancient Faith Ministries" and to be wary of false teachers, truth-seekerbud. Wolves in sheep's clothing abound.
>>93698745Probably just started playing.>>93698868If you're good at video games, you're good at everything.
Don’t feel good
FUWAMOCO's new outfits are really, really good.And Mococo is now a kindergartener.
>>93699167Nice cope, you know it isn't true.
I just read the bible and this jesus guy sounds a lot like gura....
>>93699103Will do chumbie. I actually never heard of this guy
>>93699379Yeah, and hopefully the same stuff happens to her!
>>93699379really? I expected his voice to be rather deep...
>>93699302Nta but its true. All the smart guys I've ever knew played league of legends at a pro level. I'm dumb and I sucked at it.
>>93699302It's true. I apply skills from video games to all my jobs and interpersonal relationships.
https://files.catbox.moe/o5bk20.png
>>93699819Nice, but who is that girl on the left.
Gura is a homosexual
dammit that rules out friday now
>>93699867NTA, but I'd recognize that butthole anywhere. It's Coco.
>>93699403Sorry for the rant, bud. I hope your reading is going well.
If Gura wants to get 5 million subscribers she should just pay someone to make Youtube shorts for her
retards
>>93700660No need to apologize chumbie. I learn a lot from your insights
>>93700660thanks for apologizing to not me, I don't like your rants they make me uncomfortable
>>93699103NTA, but why does he look like a nerdy rabbi from Portland going to college for a comp sci degree?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126120692
>>93701903need more IRyS with goob seggs
Mococo looks like she's six years old being accompanied by her hot mom, lol.
>>93653480Is...is this ai?
>>93702301yeah
Why did Gura stop doing karaokeWhy is she always such a shitty idol?
>>93703014meds
>>93703014I demoralized her with my posts here.
I thought Gura cared about music, but she doesn't ever sing new songs or have fun singing.She's just a fake sack of shit that lost all her interests. It's clear what happened and that she doesn't have time for any of the things she used to enjoy because she's a Hoshino Ai whore and it takes up all of her free time.
>>93703611Meds, now.
Gura just died
>>93703796bummer, but she has buy back so its fine
>>93703796Good. We are finally free.
What if Gura farted
>>93704248What if Gura was honest?
>>93704248SNIFFA
>>93704248smelly
>>93704248OH NO *BRAP*
I bet Gura couldn't even name 10 miku songs.
i hope she isnt getting those creepy ai ads that use your face when shes scroling reels
>>93704664I hope she gets one and it triggers her tachycardia so bad she has a panic attack that leads to heart failure.
>>93701786Bioleninism
For King and Cunny!
>>93693256La basé
>>93701000Would
>>93703902meds
>>93704884I hope you get cervical cancer and die painfully
I want to see dinogura jump up and down and see her rotund belly bounce.
I went to the grocery store and bought candy. And now I am eating candy.
Gura is sedated
>>93700244this was about fauna coming back if anyone doesn't know, be sure to watch
>>93707652Based. What did you buy chumbie?
>>93705055For s’ghetti too!!!
>>93707652What kind of candy are you eating chumbie
>>93707652WHAT KIND OF CANDY AND WHAT ELSE DID YOU BUY
>>93707757I bought the party bag mix. I just ate a milkyway and then ate a bag of skiddies
I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?
>>93707815>>93707819I also bought cininonmon rolls and banana and vegetable tray pack
>>93707846>>93707951Based snackbud
>>93707853I just want to rape this poster is that too much to ask?
>>93707951what the hell is a vegetable tray?
Gura is in this thread shitposting with usCaptcha:SANDY
>>93708005It’s like a platter of pre washed vegetables that you serve at partys but I buy them and throw away the vegetables I don’t want (celery and tomato) and just keep it in the fridge and snack on it
>>93705221
>>93708106Based, hi Gura. Will you marry me?
>>93708226
Goob night.
>>93708289Goobnighto
>>93708125Oh those are way too expensive for me to buy. I forgot they existed.
>>93708278Hooray, I'm Gura's husband now
>>93708289sleep well bud
>>93707780I made s’ghetti with garlic bread today!! I usually use a ground pork and beef blend, but I used full beef this time.
>>93708201
>>93708470based s'ghettibud
>>93707846I want to hold a Halo LAN party at the Gura sleepover
>>93707983O…Ok…
>>93708425They really are too expensive. What I really need is a big bag of baby carrot sticks, a bag of little broccoli, and a big cup of ranch. Walmart was lacking in produce this time so that’s why I settled for the tray
>>93708431Sorry chumbie but that’s not Gura, that’s me
>>93707853
Fart
>>93708609I used to play the halo demo you could download from cnet. It only had CtF Blood Gulch but god damn is that not the best fucking map ever made. I was really hoping MCC would have a 24/7 CtF Blood Gulch playlist bad sadly it seems that experience will only exist as a memory now
>>93708795*WHEEEEEEEEZE*
>>93708470That sounds tasty! Did you like the full beef more?
>>93708839I still have my Halo CE pc copy. What a fun game that was, the memories in Gephyrophobia.
>>93708839Based Halobud, I greatly enjoyed that map as well
>>93708684What if Gura was the rape poster and gutsbud slice Gura everytime?
>>93709050Gephyrophobia was great too. Also Boarding Action and Hang ‘Em High.
Gura is baby
Yeb
>>93709000not sure, I guess it tastes a bit "meatier" I like both though
My shoulder is sore. I think I need to look into getting a better pillow chumbies.
>>93709961me too does anyone have pillow recomendation
>>93709961I should look into upgrading my pillow too
>>93710138>>93710139Pillowbuds a CUTE
>>93710138I have a softer pillow - Wamsutta brand. And I have a firmer pillow - Pacific Coast brand. I prefer the firmer one, but I sleep with both every night.
>>93654733You literally could stream any other time during that day retardkun maybe think before you type something next time.
I don't know if its a meme but I want to try a buckwheat pillow
>>93710553I like mine it's very huggable and good to prop up my side
Chumbies this metamucil is giving me the toots
>>93710813that's what it's supposed to do isn't it
>>93710903Mmmmmango habanero
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>93711158Mmmmmango...
>>93711523>*Li touchí*
The dinos will take this one
