YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchAVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>93653480
I love my wife so much!!
*Chops your dick off*
the Dinos got murdered at the end of last thread, and I made s'ghetti and Dino meatballs out of them
>>93712307>*Le touché*
>>93712316The Dinos are our friends NOT food
I'm never readingI LOVE GURA!!
>>93712316
>>93712426I didn't murder them, I'm just recycling ok?
>>93712354Woahh!! Gura sugoi Gura sugoi!
The melatonin kicked in so I'll wish oyasamebud a goodnight. Sleep tight buds
Sex with a fembud.
>>93712568Rest easy, chumbie
>>93712487
Oyasame everynyan
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>93712708Goobnighto
>>93712774samen
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
I think I’m going to put on an Inuyasha movie to sleep to
>>93713206>*Lo touchõ*
cun cun?
>>93713815in my mouth
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
No luck on the lottery again this time buds, gotta really hope for some luck on the general sale day because I want to cheer for my wife on stage again.
>>93713946good luck
Gurass
>>93712220what Guwa lookin at
>>93714324pantsu
>>93714748Oyasame
>>93714748sharkdreams
>>93714748goob morning
>>93714748Goobnight
Baguraette honhonhon
Gura. Wife.
Gura. Life.
goop goop cute
how does goop goop pee
>>93717358she squats on top of my face and lets loose
Gura doesn't pee. She does not poop. She does not fart or burp or goom.
WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>93717965demonstrably false
WIFE WIFE WIFE
Goob morning Goob
early members frame any minute now, right?
>>93718069I hope not, I'm busy.
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Love Goob, simple as
STREAM ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
Does she mean both days though?
saturday OR sunday? saturday AND sunday?
>>93718313yes
i love gura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>93718332oh i see, thanks
>>93718313>>93718229And TuesdayMyth Collab
Has it really been nearly a year since Palworld? Damn...
Karaoke and outfit reveal
>>93718640>KaraokeI'd love that but I'm not betting on it after what she said about it last time.
>>93718588
>>93718588feels like it was just last week...
>>93718640hmm, I think they'll announce the outfits at the end of the collab
what do you think she'll stream?
Gura cute.Discuss.
>>93718894Our wedding
>>93718933Proof?
Tourist here. Is your oshi ogey? This frequency feels weird and not Gura-like. congrats tho
>>93719011She always does this. she'll fuck back off after valentines. I would have added sadly but I don't care anymore.
just gonna post this, since noone else hashttps://x.com/gawrgura/status/1879803936271728942https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1879803936271728942https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1879803936271728942
>>93718933i find it cute when she calls me a sicko
>>93719011yeah shes fine, just ebbing at the moment. or flowing. im not sure which is what
>>93719078she's been ebbing for most of her career by now
Nice manager post. Gura doesn't do this ahead of time.
For King and Cunny!
>>93719011women are never ogey
Gura is sedated
>>93719317When will Gura play Henry's game again?
>>93719374I wish. The next section is really funny.
Gura wants you to watch Nimi's debut tomorrow
>>93719425kys
im a stinko
how did she know that I haven't showered for like 3 days now?
What game will gura stream next?
>>93720109I'm hoping for "Thank Goodness You're Here!" so she can make fun of bongs again, it's also really goofy
wait does that technically count as a schedule???!!?
>>93720312no
>>93720109Chilla slop
Anniversary stream this time for sure!
>>93720348Stop calling her a whore all of the time dammit! That's enough!
How the chumbies doing tonight? I'm not gonna lie, I'm struggling right now. Feel overwhelmed by life and isolated from my friends and family.Gura activity helps. So does prayer. But overall I haven't felt this low in a long, long while.
>>93720514That's me btw
>>93720929>please check my posts
>>93720600I was in a similar funkPlay a fun, upbeat game or listen to upbeat music or watch an upbeat anime or somethingShantae did the trick for me
>>93720929Let him sperg out to his two followers (his alts).
GOOBA SOON
>>93721030Shantae is fun
gura: let me collab with nimi or I graduatemanagement: yes my queen(made up scenario I dreamed up in my head but wish was true)
>>93720514I want gura to suck on my neck
>>93721030Thanks chumbie.
Im so excited to see my wife!!!
goob morning, you smellies
goob mornin
Opinions?
>>93723904tummy sex
>>93723904that's a boy
>>93724002Retard.
>>93723904>paddedlooks like AI
>>93723904booba?
We are so back
>>93723904Built for sexual bullying T u T
>>93723904Panties or spats?
>>93723904post the closeup
>Well I can work part time on the weekends for now>Gura comes back to stream two days in a rowI just keep telling myself I have VODs and can still pay for my Membership
i sleep
100 chumbies in 1 day orgy soon. I can feel it in my bone T u T
>>93714748sleep tight buddy
>>93728090Yup, built for sexual bullying confirmed T u T
>>93728212I gotta agree with the rapebud on this one. That grin, blush and happiness make her look extra rapeable TuT
>>93728090Gura's nice C cup tits
>>93728090Gura is officially graduating elementary school
>>93728720N-no...
>>93728090gura pads her chest...
>>93728517She fucking wish
>>93727936SNIFFFFF
>>93723904Is it just me or does her tail look extra fat here
>>93719074So that pretty much confirms advent has been stealing her timeslot all week.
>>93723904big shark tits
>>93729261Need to hog 5 days for outfit reveals, please understand.
>>93729261>>93729500nothing is stopping her from streaming earlier like she does for members streams desuTBH
>>93729890I want to pee in that
Goob morning.
>>93730516Goob nite
There is a tufted titmouse at my feeder todayI like cute little blue things
>>93731837that is neither a rodent nor does it have tits because it a birdmoron
>>93731879small, blue, no titsgura: the bird
>>93712316Reminds me of last Christmas eve, my mum asked me to chop some carrots for the s'ghetti sauce, but I was lazy so I used those hybrid cheese graters that allows slicing vegetables into fine slices. I hastily and carelessly sliced the carrots, thinking it wasn't sharp enough, and well I thought wrong, one wrong move and I sliced a thick flesh on my thumb. Good thing it did not go all the way through, but it still hurt like bloody hell. I still wince in pain every time I see that cheese grater.
>>93732037
Goob morning retards
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
I ate a little candy for breakfast
>>93734478I gotta go into work. Just gotta work up some motivation first
So long gay bowser
>>93734478I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>93734877Cyuuuuuuute
>>93734478What are your plans chumbie
https://youtu.be/nSge_iREdmA?t=10313
>>93735242Finishing up my work and then playing some monhun later.
>>93736004Are you gonna be nice to the monsters and play house with them?
>>93736137I capture and release everything except for elders.
>>93736121I can't believe the yellow one died.
>>93736331Play nice with the monsters
>>93719877You smell
>>93712220>Two pillows>The bed is less than Queen sizeEvery. Single. Time.
>>93734478I'm playing Sins of a Solar Empire with the Interregnum mod. Amazing stuff.
>>93736822I don't get it?
>>93736822I have two pillows, mostly for the summer when it gets hot but I never put it away.
>>93737377How does having more pillows help you deal with heat?
>>93724527>>93728212>>93728420
>>93735933
>>93737469So I can put my head on a cold pillow. It works for me.
>>93731451>>93733113>>93735361
Konkey Dong
kiddy dong
I want to play couch coop with Gura and tease her while we're playing and then she teases me back, then I fall asleep on her lap.
what do the chumbies think of Switch 2?
>>93738438I want switch 3
>>93738438I didn't buy a Switch 1.
>>93738438i bought a switch 1 and only played pokemon on it and regretted it
Not the Gura I was going for but ogey.
I stole Gura's clothes
a muscle in my groin keeps pulsing.am i dying?
>>93737637you should never place ice directly against the skin.
>>93738438Gonna upgrade. Glad its backwards compatible
>>93712296grows back*
>>93720600No one cares about your miserable existence you peasant! Now bugger off to reddit!
>>93739995
>>93739995meds
>>93739336You are alive my child.May the holy pingas bring you light
Do you guys think rtx 40 series will drop in price once 50s come out? I wanna upgrade from my 3070 already, but this shit is way too expensive...
>>93740340people keep saying the 50 series is a scam or something but im too retarded to know that myself
>>93740365They cranked up the AI frame generation on them, so instead of actually processing the game it just shows you AI slop in between real frames. The gameplay lag remains the same btw.
>>93740429wew that doesnt sound too swell
>>93740141>>93740157Got the faggot all riled up i see...Anyway, i refuse your meds and pass them back to you. Your piss stained hands have spoiled them already!
>>93740511
>>93740499Mmm , well I think you're pretty swell....
>>93740429For every one real pixel sixteen will be fake. I still remember when DLSS was promised as a down sampling thing. GPUs so powerful you can render a game at 8k and down sample it into 4k.
>>93741031More like render everything in 720p and upscale with shitty algorithm full of noise and artifacts
>>93740892
>>93743701this is the brand riskloli butt
>>93743804complete and utter management destruction
>>93744388I blame credit card companies for grabbing businesses by the balls and forcing them to follow more puritan ideologies.
>>93743701my home
>>93744493we need to apply the government repair kit on them too
>>93743804Can't really take the brand risk narrative seriously considering all the stuff Holos, who are also popular, get away with.
>>93745158i feel like jp and en managements has different meanings of brand risk
>>93743701She's so silly and cute I'm in love with her.
>>93746055the way she says it is so hot
Dakimagura makes it so hard to get out of bed i just want to snuggle her all day
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DLaEO9XEx5I
>>93746112mine's still collecting dust in it's original box...
I just woke up from my nap
>>93747558ANAL SEX
>>93720600I had a bout of severe depression a few days ago. You gotta just get through it. I take naps. But also someone in here explained to me that if you focus on self care and take baby steps with that, then that’ll help too. Like brushing your teeth, taking a shower, stuff like that
>>93747894based we all gonna make it
why deer urine???
>>93748196the greatest mystery of our times
>>93720600>>93747894I've been struggling with depression for 20 years and the best advice I've got is "struggle."
Management is good
>>93748684
Have buds tried adding minced meat to their lentils recipe?Would the texture be a bit slop like?How about diced pieces of pork or beef?I like lentils but i wonder if i could eat it more often if i added protein to it.
>>93748196sporting goods stores sell deer urine that hunters use to draw in bucks.
>>93748658I want to sexually bully Goth Gura and make her even more depressed T u T
>>93748874
>>93748914uoh my god
>>93748808ground hamburger would probably be goodkinda like chili
>>93748864Men hunters are retarded. I can draw whatever I want without having to smell their pee
>>93748864this works on humans too, femanons
>>93749664Are you saying if I pee on myself I will attract a mate
>>93749999yes
>>93750075Sugoi!!!! Later virgins, daddy’s gonna become a man!!
MY Gurandma.
I like cute baby tourtols
>>93751170PROOF????????
greeeets
>>93751462Cute baby tourtol
Excuse me while I leave this here (please no punch)
>>93752185*punt*
>>93752185
>>93753299Did you know that the TSA gets to see you completely naked when you go through that one machine where you have to put your hands up. Like they see your dick and balls and everything
>>93753634i mean they have to make sure youre not hiding a gun in your ass
Why is hololive afraid a little 4 letter word?
>>93753810Rape
>>93753773I guess but like…I’m always so squinched up at the airport. I knew they probably make fun of my stuff…
>>93753634This is trueI was almost arrested once when they thought i was smuggling a particularly oversized weapon into the countryLuckily I was able to straighten it out with the young lady at the customs office...
>>93753866i mean if it makes you feel better they probably forgot how your body looks by now, unless if you did something for them to remember you specifically
Shabu shabu
>>93753962So they make fun of my doofy dick and then forget about me…I guess that’s ok
>>93754039unironically yes. people will forget and you'll remember but if you teach yourself to forget it too, it never happened in the first place
>>93754110
>>93754039most people won't remember the cringy embarrassing things you did, they will remember their own embarrassing things and worry about others remembering them like you do.
twitter doesn't give me any notifications anymore and it's starting to piss me off
>>93754301So you’re saying everyone else is also embarrassed by their doofy dicks too??
>>93754426yes anon everyone has insecurities and they'll remember their own insecurities way better than other peoples insecurities
>>93754426not everyone is gifted with a girthy 6+ incher so, yeah
>>93754426the doctor that did my circumcision fucked it up a little bit so my dick has a little flap on it like a rooster
>>93754489Yatta!! Doofy dick! Doofy dick!
>>93754489mine is 5.7 and skinny
>>93754766Woah..dick flap sugoi!
