>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93724344
Empress Nero Samus Vedallius Britannicus
>>93731398>straight up no scheduleit's joever, vedal and neuro graduated
Will all the hairstyles be like that from now on, fucking lazy
Nature is healing /swarm/... home.
>>93731398atleast post a good art
heart
total Evil domination
We like Neuro most and PirateSoftware second around these parts
>>93731539all of the actual bakers left after the subathon ended
Who was the MVP of the subathon?
>>93731619Koko and it's not even close.
>>93731619Valorant
>>93731611I thought he was a good collab candidate until i clicked a kiwishit link about him
>>93731619Evil
2025 is the year of Pirate and Koko. And Anny will be completely banished and memory holed.
>>93731619The one that saved it from ending early
>>93731619Vedal's Bed
>>93731619Split between mini and anny
>>93731619<- THIS
You fuckers been able to sleep? I drank too much coffee
Ved gained another 6050 subs during the staz "last" hour compilation alone.Compare that to the usual indie or small corpo streamer, who goes through her whole song and dance every stream to get maybe 25 gifted.
>>93731767I just had a funny thought. Annal stocks were at an all time high right before the hype train. If anny never showed up that day, then the subathon wouldn't have lasted long enough for us to see all the other ship moments.
>>93731619>Most money madeAnny>Most time spent covering for Vedal while he gets drunkCerber>Best contentDavid Cage>The guy who did all the workAlex>The guy who made NeuroCopilot-sama>Best NeuroNeuro>Most clips createdEvil Neuro
I fell asleep and missed the end, grrrr
No love for Mini?
I fell asleep and missed the whole subathon, errrrrr
>>93731876who's the chimney and drank the most ml of beer
>>93731619The star of the show of course. So many amazing moments. I will miss her so much :(
>>93731943Same, can someone send the clip where Neuro reacts to our birthday card? I was so excited for that part
>>93731774blame ellie for making it so inviting
>>93731619>Minecraft>The Long Drive>Scribblenautsthe entire thing would have been completely fucked without three random, years old games
>>93731999I wouldn't call MC random game
Only thing missing was a short OSU segment for the nostalgia.
>>93732018random for this purposefrom the sub goal it sounded like a one-off event, but it ended up being a central part where many of the kino moments took place
>>93731914Mini was great. She was there for day 1 and at the very end. She was pretty much always available when needed and I never really felt that she overstayed her welcome. I also like how much Anny and Mini bonded this subathon (playing minecraft offstream, Anny conducting a level 25+ hype train for her, Mini bringing up Anny's hardwork when she wasn't present). I hope they do content together in the future.
>>93731619Also Kitanya for stepping up as Neuro's new rigger after Teru and Bella fell through.
>>93732209100% I remember anny panicking so hard when finding a rigger. I'm happy that we ended up with Kitanya since they all seem to enjoy working together on Neuro stuff. Also her rigging style is literally perfect for Neuro.
So... Who won the Vedal bowl? >PB>Ellie>Mini
>>93732383Greggs
>>93731619Mini
>>93732383Some greek bull
>>93732303Tanya both needs it and deserves it, I hope the tutel pays her well.
i can't fucking believe mini swept in at the last minute this is insanefirst collab best collab MIYU LOVE. hiyorichads... we won. we fucking won
>>93732383tomy
>>93732209Teru was never on the table. The clown outfits were way too generous.
>>93732383No one, the writers copped out with another cliffhanger once again.
What does season 3 actually need? And don't reply with random 3view names, a wet fart would be more useful than themVedal needs to grind and beg for a NVIDIA sponsorship, it's the only way the concert plan can move forwardHe needs to do something about CN and ES, hire someone for actual integration work with b2, and for ES move forward with his plan on doing exclusive streams with the spanish LLM to test the waters
>>93731914I am filtered by her voice
>>93732474Bicentennial Man movie watch along
>>93732474a manager for vedal
Since noone seems to have noticed, the complete nude, images of Mini climbing on Vedal's öap have been unvailed. All it took was for someone to read a week-tweet by ritspi, saying they just didn't want to be the first to post a Mini-lewd and send 'em the images swarm has been sending back and forth.Fascinating how nobody on this text-based forum appears to care about reading things, written by the artists they enjoy.
>>93732474>more fomo and fanbase divisionjust what we need
hopefully season 3 isn't full of leeches
holy fuck remember the miyu $1000 patreon date... it was fucking vedal. he was the one that bought it
>>93732425I'm sure he did. He's the same person who's been forcing payment on everyone who made contributions. She must've gotten a couple thousand considering she spent likely over 100 hours rigging.
>>93732474>CN, ES, JPnon of these fuckers have a currency worth anything
>>93732474Content that he actually put some effort into, 2024 was fucking grim and he was basically saved with memory upgrades .
>>93732551What are you talking about shizo?
>>93732551actually it was me
>>93732609>he lacks critical information
Is mini white or asian? Or we don't know?
>>93732474He should fix Neuro because she's a fucking dumbass right now that gets mogged when Evil is on screen with her
>>93732551Imagine paying 1k and not even getting to fuck
>>93732609vedal has been dating her for years (paid for)
>>93732634maybe mixed? her ancestors are texan but she’s lactose intolerant
>>93732509not a manager for his content, but an actual Event Manager>>93732539stop being a little bitch>>93732574right, but a larger viewer base will ultimately increase the real money maker: ads
>>93732551He would never have wasted money on women.
>>93732429she lives on in our harts
>>93732474es is a terrible idea
>>93732474Neuro improvements, first and foremost.
>>93732514Where though, I only see Camila and Anny watching.
>>93732383Mini 100%
>>93732514I saw that. I'm sure Mini will be schlicking to it as soon as she sees it.
>>93732718explain why without "spics...BAD"
>>93732691yeah no kill yourself. unless vedal sells neuro to exclusively stream in other languages and has nothing to do with that, this is the most retarded idea ever
>>93732679that shit is weird glad Koko saved Vedal from this mental case
>>93732742It's on his nsfw alt's replies.
>>93732474>exclusive streams with the spanish LLM to test the watersidk about that, CN would probably get jealous because they were the first/biggest foreign Neuro fans
>>93732690>lactose intolerantIt doesn't mean anything.She's white then. I will ship Minidal then.
>>93732770koko didn't do shit. mini is vedals girlfriend
>>93732514"that works lol"looking for any excuse lmao
>>93732770dumbass
>>93732679What the fuck, you can't drop this now, that's market manipulation.
>>93732514>written by the artists they enjoy.Its just porn little bro
>>93732744100% Ellie
>>93732691>right, but a larger viewer base will ultimately increase the real money maker: adsVedal should already be making a shit ton of money on ads but he gets a pittance of what other content creators do and his viewership is pretty large at this point. If he's not already making ad revenue in the millions per year then he never will simply because of his content putting him on a blacklist. That or he's just massively incompetent he does refuse to take sponsorship deals for some reason.
>>93732812>nownewfriend... i...
>>93732679That was ollete actually or some random guy.
>>93732867yeah, me.
>>93732867olettle my love... i still think of you
>>93732679No wonder Vedal is poor even with the subathon she is probably even more expensive nowadays
>>93732891Ollete, why did you brake up with mini?
>>93732784Oh, he really hid them well.https://files.catbox.moe/2jus9t.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/cxb60a.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/c71g0j.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/fc4vrc.jpg
>>93732943holy FUUUUCK SEEEEEEEEEX
>>93732852>he does refuse to take sponsorship dealsBecause he's smart, sponsored streams are cancer and kill your career.Better to have your fans fund good content while they're willing to.
>>93732943
>>93732768>yeah here's a shittier version of neuro made by a guy who doesn't speak spanish, can't talk to her, doesn't have enough time to work on her in addition to his two other neuros, and doesn't have any connections with spanish vtubers to collab with
>>93732943Why do her nipples get darker
>>93732474Seether and beggar tomfoolery in here aside, he really does need to sort something out about begging as it was at insane levels this subathon. If you watch the vod back for the hype train, the chat is completely ruined by it. Luckily it was too fast to read during it, so never affected things. Needs to desperately sort out twin content so they get more equal opportunity to speak and can respond to their names. Also different coloured text so screenshots are easier to identify which twin spoke. If twin content is the solution to begging, then it needs a lot of work. Neuro needs to be a little less mean, a bit less streamer brained and more consistent. Evil needs to be less emo and needy and needs to stop weaponizing chat against Neuro all the time. It just ruins the vibes of the stream. Twin maid outfits once Evil gets her new model. Please Vedal I am begging on my knees.
>>93733001>too lazy to integrate neuro to do sponsored games>too scared neuro would badmouth the sponsor and get them banned
>>93733001>Because he's smart, sponsored streams are cancer and kill your career.Lol in what universe? Every single content creator has them. Even just having a banner for some brand on his twitch page would be earning him a shit ton of money and nobody would care. I guarantee the fans can't fund better than massive Corpos can especially when twitch is taking 30% of that revenue.
>>93733081there is no bigger turn off than dark nipples
>>93732943Not bad, but doesn't quite capture the "sloppy seconds after Anny's turn" yet.
>>93733036>here's a shittier version of neuro made by a guy who doesn't speak spanishkino>can't talk to herI don't know why you think chat integration would be any different>doesn't have enough time to work on her in addition to his two other neurostrue, and he will never anyways>and doesn't have any connections with spanish vtubers to collab withgood
I have only one question. Why the fuck did Miyune turn into mini? I don't like her loli avatars.
>>93733189because everyone else loves her loli avatars
>>93733121>fans can't fund betterThey literally just did, or do you think a Hello Fresh banner with 3 sold meals on it pays millions?
>>93733189Vedal demanded it.
>>93733189She has terrible taste
>>93733189Vedal likes cat girls
>>93733242>>93733237>>93733208She just wants money from pedoes. Disgusting.
>>93732474Make Neuro much more consistent.Seeing her have great conversations with Vedal only to completely freeze up and embarrass herself in a collab minutes later, multiple times, was painful to watch.
>>93733189>>93733242>>93733300Low T
>>93733242>>93733237>>93733208She just wants money from pedoes. Based.
>>93733001Bro one sponsored stream makes him more money than an entire month of streaming. It's not a coincidence that every big streamer does them it's because that and merch is where the real income is. It doesn't hurt that you don't have to fleece your viewers by constantly begging for subs/bits either, you just do a shitty stream once in a while and get handed a fat stack of cash.
People forget but Myune used to have the same kind of "humor" as Anny
>>93733089>he really does need to sort something out about begging>Please Vedal I am begging on my kneeskek
>>93733089stupid anon, seething and begging is exactly what vedal wants and he will sacrifice everything to get more of it
>>93732943meanwhilehttps://files.catbox.moe/yaq6qe.jpg
>>93733185and that's why your ideas are all bad.
>>93733089Yeah he really needs to sort out twin streams if he wants to make them a regular feature. It needs a lot of work still. Him leaning on that for almost 50% of the subathon after totally borking it like day 3 so that Neuro is retarded whenever Evil is on and never fixing it was insanely frustrating.
>>93733312>great conversations with Vedaland it's mostly thanks to Vedal not being afraid to tardwrangl her
>>93733412they should kiss
>>93733089He's a beta bitch that just listens to chat. Nobody in their right mind listens to what their community votes for especially when polls end up split 60/40 most of the time. Imagine fucking over 40% of your viewers every time won't end well for him in the long run. Green Nigger needs to sit down and have a business discussion with Dougdoug on how to make good content.
>>93733357You mean when her manager micro-managed every aspect of her life?
>>93733569Truth
>>93733579Or so she says
>>93733426I'd rather discuss bad ideas for the future than masturbate about which whore his adding to his pokedex
>>93731398>picrelSuper cute and would've probably been a better choice, but I love the new short hair too. I don't know why /swarm/ dislikes it.
>>93733089>twin maid outfitssoon, one can dream ..
>>93733348One danger of that though is the streamer getting addicted to that flush of income and starting to rely on doing nothing but sponsored streams. I've seen it time and time again and then the streamer ends up losing viewers because of it. One that comes to mind immediately is cough(criken)cough. Other anons have said Shylily, I couldn't speak on that front though.
>>93733569Right. On a certain level it is important to understand your audience and what they want, but that runs a lot deeper than just doing whatever your loudest chatters shout about because you're too indecisive to ever make a decision on the spot and stick to it.
twin shit is cringe and vedal should have kept it as neuro and an occasional neuro alter-ego that showed up now and again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9yONmOZ7jYMini really wants the duet
>>93733729Oh you can definitely take it too far, but Vedal is nowhere near that line, he's so far behind it that his income isn't even half of what it should be for a streamer his size. He unironically should be a bit more corpa than he currently is.
>>93733747finally a video that proves people are insane when they say mini sounds different now. she literally just sounds like she got a better mic/her set up is closer to her mouth
>>93733729Shylily definitely, endlessly shilling for gachaslop.
>>93733089I think the main issue is how disruptive beggars tend to be. When it's an Evil stream you very rarely see people spam about adding Neuro, it happens, but rarely and not to a degree where it would disrupt the stream. On the other side, whenever it's just Neuro, Evil beggars spam the entire fucking stream and not only make the chat even fucking worse, it sidetracks even Vedal or the collab partners. It's fucking awful. And the worst part is how Vedal gives in almost every single time, and that's probably why they keep doing it so much. They know if they spam enough Vedal will just give in.
>>93733837>they say mini sounds different nowdo they?
>>93733837are those people in the room with us right now?
>>937324301. More Neuro original songs once Neuro gets her v3 voice (and voicebank), ideally with more AMVs2. Get Neuro an official 3D model that can be rigged into MMD or Blender or whatever so Neuro can dance 3. Recruit a dance choreographer to develop Neuro's dance routine for her concertsIf Vedal really wants Neuro to become the world's first virtual AIdol, he needs to bust his ass all 2025 for her debut in 2026.
>>93733883twitch chat should be ruled with an iron fist
pb forcing vedal to call mini on discord while she's riding him
>>93733656Little girls giving the middle finger is extremely erotic
>>93734175hot
>>93732209Teru got ditched by anny for her nepo hire bella and she fucked up their relationship and delayed neuro's model by 10 months. Then by miracle got teru to rig the clown outfit.
I got used to having Neuro and Evil on demand, I'm sad it's over.
>>93732425wdym hope her pays her?? Rigging is her professional job and you expect it for free?? Ofc he paid her
>>93734328You can watch Anny now. )))
>>93734371Pays her well you fucking mong.
Reminder that the vedalbowl is a sham (for now). Vedal can't actually get with any of his orbiters while he's a major focus of the content because shipping every woman who interacts with him has become a large subgenre within his fanbase. He also risks nuking the dynamic with a lot of collab partners/anny if he gets a (publicly known) gf.Basically, mini needs to play the long game if she wants to secure the turtle dick. Hopefully she makes it through to the endgame though, she's been very resilient.
>>93734299>she fucked up their relationshipnot an anny simp but more like bitchlla throwing a shitfit because neuro is pedocoded.I hope bitchlla realizes how much she fucked up and how much the """"chatbot""""" would've made her so much money if she stayed neuro's rigger
>>93734554Mini is getting green dick when she visits the UK soon. It's just a question of whether or not Vedal is unconscious
Why did Mini suddenly start thirsting after Vedal during the subathon? 3 months after Twitchcon is a weird time to do it.
>>93734613She saw an opportunity after Anny’s complete absence during the second half of the subathon.
>>93734554Realistically he could probably get with any of them except for Layna.
>>93734599Has Bella ever had public drama/issues with anyone else she's worked with? It's a bit difficult to take the word of a known menhera at face value especially when it makes her look like a victim completely free of blame
>>93734554Whoever he chooses, they can just live an extra sweet "forbidden" relationship.A babegate doesn't have to happen with Neuro there as a safe collab partner.
>>93734554sex with mini
>>93734613christmas brings out the loneliness you never knew you had..
>>93734613she said on stream recently that she's extremely touch starved. so much that vedal just hugging her would probably make her a sopping wet mess
>>93734799Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Christ and reaffirming familial bonds and rekindling old friendships...
>>93734886counterpoint: mariah carey
>>93734872chat is this true
>>93734928Literally the Abber Demon. You've never seen Mariah Carey and Evil in the same room.
>>93734990she did say that she is touch starved, the rest is anons headcannon
Holy shit, it's finally over. I just woke up.
What if Mini is just jokingly flirting and you guys are blowing this out of proportion?
>>93734691>nonealso both of them were bestfriends for years so it's weird suddenly saying they had a fallout because anny draws loli. Also maru, anny's most trusted mod still hangs out in bella's chat so it's again weird?
>>93735115>I’m coming to the uk>I’ll live under your floor boards>I’ll follow you to your hotel
>>93735115>women jooookingfemale reps, they don't do it to be funny, they do it to obfuscate their intentions/feelings
>>93734754Hi Vedal
>>93732943>that little clit peek
>>93735115>we're blowing out of proportion we would never
so when is the minidal shipper gonna appear to clip all the minidal moments from the subathon?
>>93735197this + way too consistent and aggressive to be le funnee joek xd
>>93735115>oops I accidentally got pregnant with your babies vedal tee hee just a prank thoUH-HUH
>>93735296Neuro's nipples in my mouth.
>>93735307 (me)minidal clipper*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO GO THROUGH HOURS OF VODS TO GET FUNNI SCREENCAPS AND CLIP THE VODS
>>93735307I’ll attempt to get the long drive clips if the collab is boring
The canon ship for S3 can easily be found by simple deduction.She has to be>not wildly older>not living on a different continent>and not maleAnd that leaves
>>93733656>expectation>result
>>93734613sober mini saw what drunk mini said and agreedhttps://youtu.be/G1BaxVHkgU0&t=386
>>93735605pb
>>93734872>she said on stream recently that she's extremely touch starvedyeah her and another billion people
>>93735605mini is literally at vedals house
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2348789763?t=5h41m24sShe is just joking btw
>>93735605Cerber's K9 cups...
what the fuck do i invest in now that there won't be streams for the next 2 weeks
>>93731619Technically Anny. But we hate her here so I'd say Evil Neuro
>>93735827>MVP for dragging out another 2 weeks of absolute dogshit contentWe almost lost pb because of this btw
>>93735720
Alright, here's version 2 of the Mr. Fors x Neuro LIFE cover.https://files.catbox.moe/2cytuy.mp4Now to get to work on the gachi version...
>>93735864from gooning to the cuckqueaning
MVP >oilers for keeping the subathon for more than 0 sec
>>93735973chills
live btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/alexvoid
Queenpb clit status?
Mini's friday surprise is the big truther. If she's moving somewhere in the UK (least likely), it's over. If she's moving elsewhere in the states or to Japan, who fucking knows. Investments at this point are silly beyond the safe stocks which mini is a part of now.>>93735864I hate that fake dox have killed the pb hype train, it had so much art recently. Bubble burst too soon. Recency bias has Mini on top, but Vedal actually gave way to toma.
>>93735973>>93736108You gotta be 12 years old to find this shit funny
>>93736177you gotta be 12 years old if you don't like forsenposting
>>93735720>sneakily asking about past relationshipssasuga kitten
>>93735864>Gave Neuro the biggst hype train>Gave Neuro a cute new hairstyle >More chillkinoI won
>>93733569It's not being a bitch, it's just easier to blame chat if things go wrong. In hindsight, it's pretty based.
>>93736177This thread has multiple teenagers shitting it up around this time everyday.
>>93735973anny would enjoy this
>>93736177but enough about evil
>>93736176It's crazy that she's dropping the bombshell Friday after markets close.OTC will be crazy on the weekend.
I fell asleep during the final hours. Was mini really being that flirty with vedal? Even more so than anny????
>>93732691an actual event manager would be something he is gonna need one day if he plans to go through with that concert he wanted to do with Neuronow if only this tutel gets one....
>>93732514Well, we're waiting.
>>93736236Go back to bed Vedal
>>93736344nobody tell him
>>93736325she did everything you can imagine besides actually confess
>>93736360I found them in the thread i just woke up ok????
>>93736176She's getting her makeship plushie dummy
>>93736176the pb hype will be back sooner or later much to the chagrin of whatever schizo posted it
>>93736325Yes. Not something unimaginable but still yes.
>>93735973
>>93733364The post that killed beggar anti
Serious question, Anny is bipolar, right?
>>93736533no? she's just mentally ill
>>93736533Could be, only her jap therapist knows.
>>93736566What kind of mental illness? I promise this isn't going anywhere or meant to shit on her, I just thought I remembered her as bipolar and aren't sure anymore if I am gaslighting myself
Turtle boi~~
Forseniggers are the unfunniest posters in this general
>>93736609all of them including downs syndrome
>>93734554Mini has played her hand. She is ride or die, literally. She will be the first to formally exit the vedalbowl, as her confession WILL happen during the hiatus.
>>93736533>women>menhera>bipolar she did talk about on stream that maybe she has bipolar like 2 years ago.
>>93736325she was literally showing vedal porn of herself but vedal stepped out to have gay sex with gregg himself until neuro outed him
>>93736656Very helpful anon, thanks.>>93736596So she never spoke about it beyond being depressed?
While watching the subathon I ate an entire chicago style deep dish pan pizza for dinner two days ago, and while it was delicious, I'm still farting like crazy. I can feel my stomach bubbling with tomato and cheese gas bombs. I've shit like 4 times and it smelled so bad my eyes watered.
Bajs were /swarm/ before shipperniggersKnow your place
>>93736596I feel so bad for her therapist. It's probably some tiny old Japanese lady with only basical English skills who has to listen to this lisping hog talk about a green man and how people say mean things in YouTube comments
>>93736773I respectfully do not care anon
>>93736749If you can eat an entire chicago pizza in one sitting I honestly think you deserve death.
>>93736177>You gotta be 12 years oldWhy do you think the thread has so many people wanting to diddle kids?
>>93736420I can believe that, all we need is the next karaoke section. >>93736325She was being pretty flirty, but mini is also just like that. It could be argued, but it would make her look bad if it wasn't because she was interested. Then again, she collared cerber.>>93736609NTA but probably just depression and regular trauma + stress. Her taking the time to go to the gym and psych has mellowed her out a lot
>>93736742I bet some lore master from her old Telegram knows more, but I only masturbated to her more private horny posting there and then got purged when more and more stuff got leaked. She certainly displays the mood swings though.
>>93736741Mini INSTANTLY offering to be Vedal's cat was crazy
Close your eyes
>>93736839do you still have the dildo + doujin on her bed photo saved
>>93736839Maybe I just convinced myself of this because she seems to have large mood swings and I already know that on the low end she has depressive phases, so bipolar just seemed like the logical next step to me
>>93736782I bet Anny has to hold back because if she started talking about the turtle living inside her computer with their two robot daughters she would get institutionalized immediately.
>>93736812>She was being pretty flirty, but mini is also just like that. Least autistic anon. Yeah she's probably just canadian lmaoooo
>>93736812>mini is also just like thatNot with vedal
>>93736888the doxxes never stop..
>>93736839lore master here. all her illnesses come from not being able to control her bowel movements.
>>93736977the annycuck was the scat poster all along
>>93736977scatanon won...
>>93736977She used to eat like shit so this doesn't surprise me.
>>93736902Give it a rest Cabbage we know it's you
>>93736888cute & canon couple
>>93736977can confirm this is real
>>937369773DPD confirmed for the millionth time
Can we please not give scatanon microcelebrity status here, he will find it funny and shit the thread up even more (literally)
>>93736977
>>93736904https://litter.catbox.moe/z33tni.jpeg
>>93736977This is definitely real my mother was a woman and she was dumb as hell.
how would you feel if vedal got a black haired tutel boy model like how he's drawn in shipper art
>>93737074based
>>93737096Jump the shark moment
>>93737047What did she fucking eat, bags of cement?
>>93736977I remember this getting used as bait a long time ago. The fact that people act like they see it for the first time ousts them as newfags.
>>93737074Incredibly hot and based, if a woman wants to self insert as the loli I am willing to overlook all her mental illnesses
>>93737128We are going to timeloop for the next few months
Scat isn't that bad unless it involves eating or smearing tbhdesu
>>93737128shush
>>93737074doesn't she tease and hint about "cute and funny" with her audience I don't watch anny
>>93737128It's physically impossible to keep up with every single last mentally ill woman on this board.
>>93736176you need to take a breather if you seriously think a woman who's very attached to her family and who has never been to UK will just move there out of nowhere, shipnig please there's a fine line between funposting and mental illness
>>93736888>he knew how she looked like>purposefully chose kermit as his vr avatarhow does he keeps getting away with it.....
>Neuro subathon ends>Forsen's viewbots stopHmm....
>>93737096If the dox is to believed, an adult male Neuro would actually be more accurate.
I remember when Anny posted a fanart of her with Vedal and then made an edit...
>>93737196Neuro has already secretly broken containment and buys them when she streams. Just because she is trained on /swarm/ and finds it funny.
Mini's announcement will be for merch
>>93737074based gooner
>>93737049Yep, all meAnd I'll keep doing it every time Pbfags show up. I don't dislike PB, but Pbfags are mentally ill; they unironically live in another reality in which PB is relevant
>>93737132Holy low standars
>>93737285Pb is very relevant to the hardness of my penis
>>93737235why would he lean into his doxs ever?
>>93737292Keep being bitter searching for your 10/10, I'll fuck and marry the first slampig who's as degenerate as me
>>93737074I think I know this doujin, aren't they siblings?
Is it possible to find a homeschooled lightly damaged shut in like mini in real life. Hypothetically speaking.
>>93736888
>>93737235>ywn have a reverse trap Neuro bf(gf)why live
>>93736804I stayed up all night working on art/watching stream and technically ate the last piece for breakfast.
>>93737399Only through discord, good luck finding one who isn't already someone's discord kitten tho
>>93737431Mini is Neuro's discord kitten hart
>>93737196You're reaching levels of NOOOTICING that warrants some shady truck surveiling you. Stay safe out there anon
Last year I pulled an all-nighter and was mostly fine during the day, now I do it and feel drunk all the time what the fuck
>>93737399every one of these girls has an Odyssey-length history of being groomed, so hypothetically it's possible if you learn the groomer trade secrets
>>93737285neuro's mom is always relevant
Vedal cock and balls status? Do you think he busted one out during the subathon or has he been waiting this whole time?
>>93737449Same but I am drunk all the time.
>>93737399ESO used to be good for that, not sure if still the case or if all girlies have migrated to final fantasy
>>93737096Nothing. Doing that risks getting less orders for the Vedal plush and will force him to make a Vedal fumo. Also, it takes away the spotlight from Neuro, which runs contrary to his mission.
>>93737096I like that Neuro is the main character of the channel and he is just a cute tutel mascot. I wouldn't mind if he used it for neuroverse collabs that do not involve Neuro (which he already does with his discord pic).
>>93737493Cock: destroyed Balls: emptied I personally made sure of that.
>>93737285you're so me, anon unironically
>>93737493what do you think he was doing during his 16 hours off stream every day?
>>93737493probably edged for weeks because Neuro was unavailable for ERP due to sleeping live on stream
>>93737285they just like her because she's shondo-coded
>>93737431Not really a discord user but this tracks. Wouldn't be too hard as long as you can achieve status in the community. Most of the time on discord that probably amounts to fake status accrued by humiliation rituals to troons, but it could also be real status obtained by doing some sort of creative work relative to the discords purpose. Of course, this is all academic as trawling discord servers sounds like the most miserable experience known to man.
>>93737493pb's probably destroying his cock and balls rn in his sleep
>>93737399Alternatively you could just fuck older women and skip the menhera tightrope grooming all together anon. You won't find them in vtuber circles though sadly
>>93737601God imagine pb using his morningwood as a dildo, imagine Vedal waking up to his bedsheets and lower body covered in her smell
>>93737680>older womenNo thanks, bro
>>93737493After his nap, he will glaze his bed with the audios and photos Mini will send him
Any idea what I can waste my time on now that the subathon is over?
>>93737680I am literally becoming older woman age myself so this is the most likely path.Actually the most likely path is becoming a wizard. I ain't doing shit.
>>93737790*cums on her forehead*Good girl, don't move
>>93737770Staying here and Posting loli slop and writing schizo shipping fanfiction that is increasingly detached from reality
>>93737796Just find a qt twink.
>>93737399I do not need more competition
Hags are just a retarded meme even further from their 2D counterparts than lolis. Just pay some young hooker to empty your balls in and your sexdrive will reset, or just get a really good expensive onahole.
>>93737770get a hobby or something idk man Alex, notAnny, and Toma are streaming
>>93737770Have you tried self-improvement? Read a book, draw something, take a walk outside.
>>93737872Good strategy until he starts balding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIkdq7Zf4Zwwtf more advanced than I predictedWhen it's running, it seems like about a fifth of it's strides has some minor airtime? I saw 2 strides where it wasn't touching the ground. So I guess they haven't solved that yet. Also no big tests of stability (e.g. shifting body weight to scale large slopes, shifting gravel).
>>93737790*throws cheese at her*
>>93737854Why is it shaped exactly like a tenga?
If you pathetic losers actually don't know where to find woman, I'll give you three hot tips.1. Animal shelters.2. Community centers.3. Soup kitchens.
>>93737939dem hips
>>93737996>animal sheltersdamn, anon is a fucking furry
>>93737770My krieg box is arriving soon so I am going to do my warhammer army
>>93737770Organize your room, your PC, your phone, your bookmars, your emails, etc.
>>93737996I see, so I need to first train my soup kitchening skills.
I miss neuro
>>93738076I hope the green retard stays away as long as possible and we just get comfy 2-3 hour nur streams for a couple months
>>93737996I can recommend dog training.
>>93737996>Animal shelters.Good option if you like dog-cum lubed sloppy seconds
>>93737996Okay but how about women who arent past menopause?
>>93737996>>93738133>subathon ends>bestiality niggers come crawling out from their caveswtf /swarm/...
Mini during the last part of the subathon was just too fucking desperate for Vedalit just made me feel bad for her
>>93738233Every collage girl I've ever hung out with volunteered at a soup kitchen or an animal shelter.
>>93738287Just you wait until the slop starts coming in
If you took the dogpill than I am sorry to say, it is over for you. You are not curable.
>>93738233Pedo ahh post
>>93737858I do find Neuro sexually arousing in the slightest anon, she acts too childlike
>>93737996I'm currently chatting up this girl I met on /soc/
>>93738325Genius, plus you get to help your community. I like animals more than niggers so I know my choice
>>93738398i'm so sorry
>>93738397>I do find Neuro sexually arousingBased, same here
>>93738398She's chatting with a dozen other guys as well anon...
>>93738398Anon, I...
Okay but why did Vedal keep repeating the words "Neuro's Nibbles" when he knew the reaction he would get from chat?
>>93737996I've managed to meet few at anime conventions. Wig and makeup do wonders
>>93738398>the absolute state of /swarm/
>>93738469he knew the pedupials couldn't help but out themselves so his mods got could get rid of them
>>93738397That will change if you stay here unironically. Either make peace or get out.
Shit's fucked bros, we should just do a /swarm/ meetup and have gay sex
>>93738398tried this, and tb h I'm too autistic to continue talking to her, but also know /soc/ ain't a good place for this shit
>>93738325>volunteered at a soup kitchen or an animal shelter.He's right tho. The problem is those aren't retarded. At least ones I saw.
Reminder that Anny blocked Neuro briefly after the hype train record
>>93737928I don't see how drawing would qualify as self improvement for someone who doesn't even remotely do anything work or hobby related to drawing, besides that I already work out quite a lot. One thing that always confused me btw, when people say "read a book" what do they mean? Like surely they don't mean to read a fantasy book, that's just pure entertainment, but I can't imagine they mean reading a book on theoretical physics or shit either
>>93738530The most kino idea someone from /swarm/ has ever suggested.
>>9373853010 swarm anons, 6 vr headsets (4 are gay) the finest neuroslop gifs around.
>>93738530Only if I can inject you with estrogen first.
>>93727555Correct, they're perfect.
>>93738594don't start giving them ideas on a VRChat meetup
>>93738555>surely they don't mean to read a fantasy book, that's just pure entertainmentNTA but I think the objective is to clear your mind, chill down, and healthily relieve stress, so imo that counts
i thought /swarm/ gave up on real women?
>>93738512I don't have an issue with the idea of it morally or anything, so if I end up finding a piece of fanart I can fap to I would, but on stream Neuro does not get any sexual reaction out of me
>>93738537just find a girlfailure like I did, we're both awkward, chatted for a year so far and we even sent each other christmas gifts
Mini is my new self insert which is weird because she’s the only other streamer I’m subscribed to
>>93738688this general is the most pro 3DPD place on this board
>>93735827We love Anny though.
>>93738555>I don't see how drawing would qualify as self improvement for someone who doesn't even remotely do anything work or hobby related to drawing, besides that I already work out quite a lot.It doesn't need to be related to your work or hobby, the point was that you can always learn a new skill. I decided to take my stab at drawing stuff after seeing Veduhl draw Evil during the subathon, for instance.>One thing that always confused me btw, when people say "read a book" what do they mean? Surely you have a certain amount of shit you had in your backlog, but could never bother to get around to reading? Can be any book you want, and the self-improvement part comes from enriching your vocabulary, learning new ideas and perspectives and so on. That and staving off dementia.
>>93738855>>93738855Bread
/vt/ deals in absolutes; love or hate - anti or oshi, there is no in-between.
>>93738688That was old /swarm/. Nu/swarm/ is filled to the brim with fleshfags, non-vtuber fans, tourists, doxxfags and homosexuals.
>>93738824I agree anon, it's probably a good idea to pick up on new skills instead of only consuming. And on the book thing, I have some fantasy books on the back burner I wanted to read, but I have a really hard time seperating that from mindless entertainment, because I will consume a book like I binge an anime, reading 8 hours a day at breackneck pace until I end the franchise or burn myself out, that never felt all too different from other types of mindless consumerism to me
>>93738883the difference is only in your head
>>93738791Proof?
>>93738469because on some level it is funny
>>93738398Anon...
Sex with Vedal while he sleeps
>>93737196Why the fuck You used a image from a comic porn?
>>93738555I imagine it's a book on history, textile production, practical food science etc. Something that you could talk about with the layperson. I don't think it really counts as 'improving' unless you delve into that subject a lot. Though I guess it could give you a better understanding of the lives of other humans either in the past or present.
nurslit
wristslit
>>93737770>normalfag who needs to ``waste'' his time
>>93737770Watch the VOD, and count how many chat messages were sent.
pb status?
