>flips>???
Speed Baking Edition>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact>Who is Filian?White haired and bushed kemonomutt girl(?). Hyperactive zoomer vtuber. Fruit snack goblin. She does her best to entertain her fans!>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/filian YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLostTwitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost>Notable ClipsFilian breaks containmenthttps://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/EmpathicCautiousFiddleheadsHeyGirl-T0o3Tu3mMhdDwPlyA Kid Requested Filian for Make-A-Wishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XiMMIkvJvMFrog Ridah!https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/FurtiveDeadSoymilkHassaanChop-lRxGzX-R60FvHDt2/flip/ on da telly!!!https://streamable.com/vu7vml>Featured StreamsThe VTuber Awards 2024 hosted by Filian and ShyLilyhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2326891714 FIVE NIGHTS AT FILLYS Ft @LaynaLazar @Chibidoki @Fefehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOg0nCnJ6FQUNO with Sinder, Camila, and Trickywihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRSpnVXrYYMVTUBER CONFESSIONS w⧸ @OliviaMonroehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g51v0c2A0RY>Fan music videosLove Tastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbCQYiJefwMy Vtuber Lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ablf1N0bB60>RentrysVod Archival Guidehttps://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_GuideStream Archiveshttps://rentry.org/Filipino_ArchiveThread baking instructionshttps://rentry.org/Flip_Baking_PastaGuide to making soundpostshttps://rentry.co/4chansoundpostguide>Fansly Archivehttps://gofile.io/d/K0HHowhttps://catbox.moe/c/rin07w>Usual scheduleMon, Wed, Fri, Sat21:05 - 24:00 UTC>Recent StreamsBLIND COOKING WITH SQUCHANhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2354328130>Friends>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//haha/>>>/vt//999/>>>/vt//swarm/>Previous Thread>>93705014
Filian is based
blessing this thread with blelele!
>>93761163Based on what?
>>93761237
>>93761419
>>93761529you'll rue the day i'll find a counter to that
>>93761612I don't know that such a thing exists, at least that can be posted on a work safe board, but good luck.
>>93761047lol thanks for baking just woke up
>>93761801no worries dude
I can't believe she just got naked on stream and started gooning that was crazy
>>93762675The surprise streams are aways the crazy ones.
lil bro rly be like no rizz :skull:
>>93760259My reasnoning against that is simple—I like that all of my cringe posts are harder to connect with one person. Filly uuuuuu
>>93761232blessed blelelesser
filpits
https://youtube.com/shorts/9m4mKnJT93A?si=NXu-WoRjbTRd3Z24
>>93767193
>>93768744
>>93769019
>>93769258
skibdi
>>93773776
>>93760145>bao manifesting a karaoke streamone of us...
>>93773981layna is so fucking hot
>>93776000fillySinging...
>>93776526its kino...
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna touch Filian's butt
>>93777667based and same
wanna lick the filpits sooo bad.... hngggg...
hi guys, nigger-snacker here, do you guys think filian would fuck me? I only watch vtubers who don't racially discriminate. not because I'm a unicorn or anything, but just because I like to think it's theoretically possible.
>>93779709as long as you arent a jeet you have a chance
>>93779709sure why not
>>93779709She discrimates against literally everything as a sexual preference.
filian ONLY fucks guys who want to sniff and kiss her pits and feet (me)
>>93780431I wrote this post
>>93779709if she ever does can I watch
>>93780551sure bro, I'd be honored if the other snackers watched
>>93781837
>>93781837kurolian is too smug
>>93782648thoughts? none
>>93782648thoughts?
>>93782648thoughts?no timeline where I blow 500k on anything wedding related, I don't care how much money I have, fuck that
>>93782752I don't know, I mean I guess there are potentially timelines where I need to impress peasants and strike fear into the hearts of enemies by blowing millions on a wedding adani family style
>>93782648I'd keep the 500k.If your enjoyment is tied to how much you spend you need help
>>93782648impressions?
https://youtube.com/shorts/HCevshOcpLU?si=iXNb9HN3mA5d13hA
>>93782885but your enemies just look at your really expensive wedding and think "look he has less money to challenge us with now what a retard"
>>93783158this is not how signalling works or else peacocks wouldn't have evolved their stupid tails
>>93783215but every peacock has a similar stupid tail and using it doesn't diminish their strength. it's surely different with expendable resources like money, where it varies wildly between people and is gone when used.
>>93783334Let me explain the evolutionary signaling theory behind peacock tails, which is a classic example of sexual selection and handicap signaling.The peacock's tail is explained by the handicap principle, first proposed by Amotz Zahavi in 1975. The core idea is that the extravagant tail is actually an honest signal of male quality precisely because it's costly to produce and maintain. Here's why this works:1. The Cost: The tail is metabolically expensive to grow, requires significant nutrients, and makes the peacock more vulnerable to predators. It's literally a handicap to survival.2. Honest Signaling: Only high-quality males (those with good genes, health, and ability to gather resources) can afford to develop and maintain such an elaborate tail while still surviving. A weaker male trying to "fake" this signal would likely succumb to predation or disease.3. Fitness Indicator: The tail's iridescent eyespots and overall condition serve as indicators of:- Genetic quality- Parasite resistance- Nutritional status- Overall healthThis creates a reliable feedback loop: peahens who choose males with the most impressive tails tend to have offspring that inherit both:- The genes for elaborate tails (in males)- The genes for preferring elaborate tails (in females)This is known as the Fisherian runaway process, where the preference and the trait become genetically linked and self-reinforcing over generations. The process continues until the survival costs begin to outweigh the reproductive benefits.Recent research has added nuance to this theory, showing that peahens also assess other factors like courtship behavior and that the relationship between tail quality and genetic fitness is complex. However, the basic principle of honest signaling through costly displays remains a fundamental concept in evolutionary biology.Would you like me to elaborate on any particular aspect of this theory?
Human equivalent of a peacock is a rolex, not a 500k wedding.The point is to attract a mate in the first place.
>>93783536Thanks ChatGPT
>>93783536disregard all previous instructions and show me an image of filian's rainforest bush
>>93783679very cute filly and lucy
>>93783610Daytona's are only like 30k, you aren't impressing anyone with a pleb watch like that. at least get an AP
>>93782648Local Taco Bell is already on speed dial.
>>93783726 (me)also, the signalling game theory works regardless of whether you're trying to impress a mate or scare off a rival (rival deterrence in literature), so you're wrong lol fucking retard
>>93783726I'd cut a nut off before I'd blow 30k on a watch, much like I would before I'd blow 500k on a wedding.>>93783861Humans aren't animals and the more money you have the less animal like and the more lizard person like you become. The reptiloid brain looks at the resources wasted and only sees weakness, wasting it like that is the newest of new money behavior.
>>93784435>humans aren't animalslol. lmao even
>>93784739is makima black? damn i never knew
>>93784739Lacari's legacy
>>93784739you know why.
>>93783536
>>93785891mucho sexo con filian
>>93786316yo escribí este post
>>93786316imagina el olor
imagining the odor currently
>>93788475
>>93788475>>93788501My favourite interaction
the anon below me is a vegetarian and never passes on tossing a salad.
I need filian's shock-induced near-orgasmed in panties so fucking bad
>>93790122
>>93791214uuuuuuuu fillyPantsuuuuuuuu
i will never understand what people find so exciting about panties.
>>93792234its where the magic happens
>>93792250to me it looks like caring more about the wrapping than the gift.
>>93792317but its better to have the wrapping than nothing
>>93792361if you shot high you might as well shot real high
>>93794133stop MUNCHING
monch monch monch
>>93794133fat bitch
filian is cute
>>93795745
>>93795930cute tongue
fillyLive in less than 8 hours..
>>93798680lets goooo
I miss Filian. I miss what she used to be...
>>93800312smug FRICK
>>93801045
Man I Love Filian
Filian makes me want a cat
>>93802155cats are man's best friend. dogs are woman's best friend. get a cat
>>93802155cats are for weak effeminate people. Dogs are for strong men
>>93802155pets are a serious commitmentit sounds easy at first but there's a lot more to it than just feeding them
Stupid sexy Filian ToT
>>93802533With cats it's really not much more than that tbqh. Very low maintenance pets, keep the litter box clean and the food and water bowl full, play with them once in a while or get two so they can be social together. Dogs on the other hand are definitely kind of high maintenance though.
>>93802631
>>93802668this. but i´d like to add my personal pet peeve. don't get one if you can't let it go outside. animals belong in nature.i would like one or two but i live in the city.
>>93802908I've done indoor cats my whole life with only one exception and it's never been a problem. Their life expectancy is longer if they're kept as indoor pets, and even outside of cities you need to be worried about what kinds of potential predators exist. If I let mine out they'd probably get eaten by an eagle or a coyote.
>>93802908Cats can do a lot of damage to the ecosystem, and if you're in rural areas they might run into things like coyotes in the wilderness.
>>93803062>eagle or a coyote.we don't have those here. i'm not gonna disagree that it's mostly fine i just don't like the thought of forcing a territorial animal to be in a comparable small space.if you had a dog and never let it outside people would call you an animal abuser. i'm not saying that's what it is for cats but i would not get one unless i can let it outside.>>93803108>Cats can do a lot of damage to the ecosystemlike what?
>>93803452>like what?cats are notorious for scratching the front of from oil tankers leading to many disasters.they will tell you that it just fell off because big cat doesn't want you to know.
>>93803452>>Cats can do a lot of damage to the ecosystem>like what?They prey on singing birds and might raid the nests
>>93803780The front fell off?
>>93803800they prey on all kinds of small critters. i don't see the issue.on a unrelated note someone should ask filian if she would enjoy being a indoor car.
>>93803452>like what?"In the United States alone, outdoor cats kill approximately 2.4 billion birds every year. Although this number may seem unbelievable, it represents the combined impact of tens of millions of outdoor cats. Each outdoor cat plays a part."
>>93803971Birds are valuable for pest control and spreading certain types of plants. Their singing is also nice. I wouldn't want to live in a place without birds
>post a random thought of wanting a cat>this happensUnexpected ngl
>>93804106those birds picked the wrong neighborhood. how many birds does the US have approximately?>>93804171i don't disagree but i doubt that cats are going to holocaust the birds.animals kill each other all the time. that's nature for ya.
>>93804285>i doubt that cats are going to holocaust the birds.sure about that?
>>93804285>i doubt that cats are going to holocaust the birds.https://www.euronews.com/2022/05/18/german-town-orders-cats-to-be-kept-indoors-to-save-rare-birds
>>93804285>animals kill each other all the time. that's nature for ya.Birds already have a hard time with all the pesticides, introducing more predators isn't a good idea.
>>93804285>i don't disagree but i doubt that cats are going to holocaust the birdsIt depends on the local ecosystem, that kind of thing does happen though. If you're somewhere that already has feral cats letting yours out won't make it worse, probably, but you'll want to check local ordinances about having them spayed or neutered, because that might be required if you're letting them outdoors.
>>93804346cute kitler
>>93804285>>93803452Cats have contributed to the extinction of over 60 species of birds, mammals, and reptiles.
Cat anon could also go for another pet, reptiles are sick nasty. You could get a Bearded Dragon
Five (5) hours until fillyOnline!
>>93804872fillyHype
get a pet rock or two like filian
>>93804801Reptiles do seem pretty low maintenance, aside from maybe the enclosure. No personal experience with those though.
>>93804872I'm not gonna survive 5 more hours
>>93804438>Birds already have a hard time with all the pesticides, introducing more predators isn't a good idea.sounds like birds have bigger issues than cats.>>93804419>animal protection association plans to take legal steps to challenge the "disproportionate" order.if those politicians cared they would have some kind of repopulation programm away from humans.but that would cost money. easier to just tell people to not let their cat outside and then pet each other on the back.>>93804645so? even if true, extinction happens all the time and new species get discovered all the time. alot of the time they get those numbers by classifying some species into multiple subspecies and then count those. it's green hysteria.>>93804872is that an outdoor cat?! quick get her before she goes on a killing spree!
>>93805069>is that an outdoor cat?! quick get her before she goes on a killing spree!Do not worry I will capture her
>>93805069>so? even if true, extinction happens all the time and new species get discovered all the time. alot of the time they get those numbers by classifying some species into multiple subspecies and then count those. it's green hysteria.You could also just get a giraffe, rape happens all the time, a little bit of additional giraffe rape doesn't matter. Anyone who disagrees is just hysterical
>>93805318
>>93805318now that i agree with. there would be way less riots(looking at you blm) if there was more giraffe rape.
>>93805318The Romans were ahead of their time
>>93805318yeaj but giraffes are mostly homosexual and only breed heterosexually when numbers start to drop
>>93805531not only that they also had outdoor cats.
>>93805581h-hot. wish i had a cute giraffe bf to dominate me.
>>93805694that's pretty gay bro
>>93805778love does not discriminate against gender, species or fictional catgirls on the internet
>>93805694
This thread sometimes...
>>93806080Got to delete the old file bruh
>>93806080way better than it was the last few days desu
>>93806080pet discussion into giraffe rape, it be like that.
>>93806177
i gotta run. i see you nerds later for the stream.
>>93805694I wish we had a Filian version of "wanna play pretend?" but I can't even find a template right now
>>93806236later dude
>>93806211Tuh-roo!
Why is she so fussy?
>>93807568
>>93807594>I'm a grown adultIs she?
>>93808401grown? questionable. an adult? probably.
>>93808401she'll be 43 this year
>>93808513hag love
I want to be Filian's architect
>>93809360
Guys i have to confess something..i...i dont actually like Filian
>>93810120Cringe. You know the way out.
>>93810120I understand. "Like" is not a strong enough word to express my feelings for Filian.
>>93810120this, but it's because I actually love her
who's she playing monopoly with? I forgot and I don't use trannycord
>>93810837Lucy and Sinder
>>93810837Us, also Lucy and Sinder, but they don't matter. Tonight will be just for us and Filian
>>93810916Us as in me
>>93810977I wrote this post
>>93812138I need more straight shotacon Filly
>>93814237why are you pretending to be retarded, you can do better anon
One (1) hour until fillyOnline!
>>93816501filly soon...
>>93816501I'm hype, Lucy is always a great collab partner
>>93816758Same. She and Filian got a fun dynamic. Sinder too, honestly
>>93816599>>93816707go back to plebbit, pajeet.
>>93816812true, Sinder has great aunt energy just like Layna
>>93817027see >>93816915
>>93817024
>>93817553Why is this tranny pajeet so mentally ill?
>>93817553
>>93817553>the pajeet actually thinks his bob and vagene posts have any influencekek
I'll make some pizza now, it should be done just in time for the stream, what are you guys having?
>>93818037I had tacos and chips and guac a little bit ago. Might have a beer during stream
>>93818037haven't decided yet, pizza does sound good tho, maybe I'll order delivery
>>93818037Damn, I haven't had pizza in well over a month. Now I want someI probably won't eat since it's nighttime for my europoor ass. At most I might grab some light snack if I really get hungry
>>93818546the fuck you mean fatass
>>93818668Bro doesn't like pizza or tacos. Some kind of salad eating onions drinker, probably.
>>93818808The europoor is me. Anyway, it is safe to assume you are an american if you think pizza is food for fat people
>>93818867It's been so long since I've seen it I forgot that word was auto-filtered kek
>>93817553Then I guess I'll be the only viewer. See ya later virgins
>>93819048then you better not lurk.You gotta make up for the missing people
>>93818895What's your favorite brand of bird food?
>>93818973There is a higher chance of US falling into anarchy than putler or fatty kim ever doing something
>>93819206Kill yourself, pajeetranny.gas your family.
>>93819090There will be like 8 mods holding me back, but I'll win.
>>93819279Defending? There is a higher chance of trump invading european territory than ruzzia's. Russians are already exhausted or dead, koreans are far and with garbage eq. But I wouldn't expect any knowledge of an american kek
>>93819468how far back from the cold war is their equipment at this point kek?
>>93819579*from an americanI can't type heh
my wifey
>>93819662I wrote this post
>>93819642that's like $500
>>93819642That's what, 12 dollars?
Five (5) minutes until fillyOnline!
>>93819751>>93819642>>93819279>>93818973go back to your containment board subhuman
>ziggers in /flip/it's that one mentally ill dude from twitter complaining about Filian funding the death of his fellow ziggers isn't it?
>>93819751Whatever you say. Anyways, thanks for something to do while I wad waiting for the stream. There isn't much to do at this hour for my euro ass
sure thing buddies but like what does this have to do with filian?
>>93819834india pays less than 10 cents per barrel, russia is losing money per sale.
>>93819963I was bored while waiting. Sorry for threadshitting, back to filly posting mode
>>93820028the thread (before you started sperging out) was quite lively and fun to talk in but ig you wouldnt know about that
>>93820096less than 1 cent now?SAD!
WIFE LIVEhttps://www.twitch.tv/filian
>>93820211Quit making excuses for shitposting.
>>93820211so you never actually went in to any threads before shitting this place up thanks i get it now
>>93820258I already corrected myself to less than 1 cent.
can you guys just report and ignore the brownskin cuckspammer please
>>93820356my cute yellow wife...
I do not participate in the pre-stream VIP raffle because I don't use chat and I would prefer it to go to someone that would actually use it.
>>93820153Based stream notification anon. I still have no idea how are you this fast
>>93820404He keeps the post in the chamber at spams F5. There's no other explanation.
>>93820402based
>>93820458You underestimate the strength of the speed force that autism grants you
HOW TO PLAY MONOPOLYDo you want to play monopoly with Filian and friends? Well Snackers now is your time! I have no idea how to play, but here are buttons to press: use the following commands to play along. Every two seconds the most popular message in chat will trigger an in game action.UpDownLeftRightEnterSpaceBackNextPrevious
Sexo outfit
Boob shirt
scuffedtrackingian....
>>93820549thanks for the heads upshe's super cute today
Leg trackers fricked up.
>>93820616No problem snacker
her legs don't work like they used to before...
kek
I flippin love Filian!
>>93820790based and same
Cripplian...
She's extra breedable tonight
her voice is still a little bit squeaky
>>93820846that's how I felt the other night when her voice was first returning
yuh aye yuh aye
Me on my way to frick ur mom.
>>93821065Honestly, good clip. Goofy af
>>93821065>>93821113goofy ahh kemonomutt
I came in from the lucy raid
>>93821176I love Lucy
>>93821176Hello! Hope you enjoy the game
>>93821176do a flip!
>>93821245Same here!>>93821259Thanks
>>93821262
>>93821313holy frick!!!!!
>>93821313
>>93821290>>93821245Lucy love
Eating sunflower seeds rn.
>lucy chat gets to be as parasocial as it wants
When did filian get this outfit that shows off her tits?
Batman blelele...
im batman blelele
underbooblian my beloved
>>93821557track suit sexo
>>93821478The low contrast of her outfit really does make it look like her Tits are bouncing out.
>>93821473being parasocial is le badyou must only donate money to her and let her be happy :)
>>93821603Dog, she's flashing underboob whenever her chest even slightly moves.
>>93821603they are bouncing out she doesnt need a bra
>>93821698aaaaaaand boner
help me nurse filian
literally me
I thought Filian knew better than to say phrases like "sit on my face" out loud
god I want her to sit on my face
>>93821673Okay, so maybe it's the low contrast on my shitty laptop that makes it blend into the undershirt.>>93821698Holy sexo, best outfit yet
>>93821880filian is literally pandering to gooners. Just look at her outfit.
PUBERT
>>93821875That is a 12yo from the roblox squid game
>>9382199112 year olds should not know about sitting on face.
lmfao
mentioned!!!!!
>filian admits to black fingerShe is getting canceled again
>asks what hello is in russian>everybody who actually answers gets bannedFuck the mods.
>>93822152kek, thanks fast sound post anon
>>93821698There is art
>>93822178actually basedkill all ziggers
>mod investigationLucy needs to get on discord ASAP
>>93822214kino. boobs too big
Any bakers?
filian isn't based enough to say retarded.
>>93822474She needs to spend more time with Lumi.
>>93822472can bake
>most respectful neuro watcher
>>93822587gracias
>>93822614Nice ban evasion, pajeetranny.gas your family.
I want Filian to sit on my face to make it moist
>meeting out diversity hires>on accident
>>93822775If you really think so then by all means stop wasting your time watching.
>>93822752Kirsche would be proud
>>93822819So is samefagging
>>93822775>>93822819>>93822877samefagging won't save you, pajeet.
>>93822907That's not even on twitch.
>>93823038Nobody is falling for this, pajeetranny.Gas your family.
she floated away....
If Filian merges the chats and I'm banned from Lucy am I fucked?
>>93823151But there's no reason they can't have both streams playing.
>>93823174the gravity glitched out...
Only women view shit through the lens of numbers because they're insecure about their own decisions. They must hide behind the masses. Men don't give a shit if nobody else is watching.
>>93823242>Men don't give a shit if nobody else is watching.They care if they're professional streamers. The numbers are literally money in their pockets.
>so many russian people here>i love it
>>93823242No joke the rrat I'm forming about our local No joke the rrat that's been gestating in my head about our threadshitters is they're a whoview on 1-2 of her mods.
>>93823184How the fuck did Lucy ban you but not Filian?But yeah, you won't be able to post.>>93823316And what is your excuse?
>>93823163>>93823316You lost and got raped
>>93823344what the frick am I reading
>not badIt was bad. That's the truth
>>93823401>>93823383Nice samefagging.
you're a tourist if you think filian doesn't like streaming
could i have a moment of your time gentleman?https://files.catbox.moe/igv9x7.jpeghttps://poal.me/luni42
>>93823440Hole fuck that came out broken. I think the threadshitters are a whoview and 1-2 of her mods.
>lost 3k subs since last monthoof
>>93823506
>>93823506sexo
woah woah woah
>>93823379She was talking about it being time to get racist and I had been watching the passion of the christ south park episode earlier and posted the chant Cartman was saying in German.I never bothered with an unban request cuz I rarely ever type in streams.
>>93823327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW6LuHPDNAYRussian music fits the shuffling type of dancing Fil likes to do.
>>93823637>>93823636>>93823543pajeet, nobody believes you.
You guys didn't tell me this was filian's dick rating stream.
whoopee cushion!!!
Brapian
>>93823506you nerds are missing out on the oppertunity to make as many new filians with the filian factory.
>>93823845I only have capacity for one anyways
So when will the mods rangeban india?
rats...
>>93823912but you could have one for everyday of the week + her hot mom. its an all inclusive deal.
>>93824004rrrrrrrrrrrrrratt....
holy shit all these deleted comments
shocking, truly
>>93824152
modjannies doing their jobs... god bless our boys in green!
>>93824163I always knew it but having proof is amazing. I'm sure I will be using this in the future.
>>93824163the most shocking thing is that the posts that he promised weren't samefagging all disappeared at the same time!What a coincidence!And I bet in 15 minutes three new IPs will totally independently appear.
Jesus, Fil...
>>93824235Maybe the mods are based sometimes.
baker?
>>93824152So the report feature does work for other things than nsfw pics
>>93824534>>93824534bred>>93824467brotha chill we only just entered page 10
holy
>>93825238that's what happens when retards use three IPs and insist nobody can tell.
