>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93850599
hart~
https://files.catbox.moe/j635x1.jpg
>>93865488Sex with these cats.
>>93865488uooooohhhhh
>>93865488Evil's upper half doesnt look quite right
>>93865346lewd kitties>>93865489aw hell nah
Evil love!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2353170564?t=39h37m59s
Looking through my audio clips again and realized I never posted this.https://files.catbox.moe/ailqh2.mp3
>>93865488Bros I don't wanna be turned into a pedupial
MILE
MILQ
>>93865806
>>93865822I miss her so much
>>93865346>nurs being prolific shippers keep trying to get vedal to fuck every girl he comes acrossI can see it
>>93865621I simply adore how Anny draws Evil
>>93865765Holy cute
>>93865488Man I love cunny
>>93865488thats kind of a sad looking vagina tbhfam
Damn, after reading the past few threads, imagine if Mini is lurking /here/. How do you think she would feel ? ( I'm cringing just at the thought of her reading those threads ngl )
>>93865765Lord Vedalstan
whats the best clip(s) to show someone that has never heard of neuro but has a low opinion of AI? most people just imagine chatgpt and how mundane it is how do you prove neuro is special and the future of entertainment?
>>93866017turnabouts fair play. i was cringing watching her sex pest vedal for 3 hours during the end of the subathon
>>93866091canon vedal wife
>>93866109most of the popular clips with vedal + neuro/evil are good from I've seen.
>>93866109https://youtu.be/YqepA5L-RGsjust follow this guide
>>93866109The DougDoug collab.
>>93866109Court stream, almost any clip of her staying on topic or being consistent with her actions, neuro shooting herself to get out of playing any more buckshot
heart
>>93866109You don't.
>>93866017Maybe Mini should make it less obvious she masturbates to Vedal.
>>93866245DougDoug's video is actually really good for that especially if they don't really get vtubers in the first place.
>>93866199But more about Neuro.
>>93866199thats not ellie though?
>>93866109>whats the best clip(s) to show someone that has never heard of neuro but has a low opinion of AIAnything from the subathon Minecraft streams or Neuro interacting with Numi or the devstreams from when Vedal was working on getting Neuro set up for Buckshot Roulette, or the D&D clips of Neuro and Vedal roleplaying together that's animated shittily on purpose.
>>93865489Is there a nude version of this?
>>93866222do evilbeggars really?
>>93866017If she does that would be very funny, I feel like anny and camila(or her mods apparently) are the only main neuro verse that come regulary(Ellie came like once)
>>93866017I just hope she doesn't take anything /here/ seriously. This board is convinced vtubers are actual anime and will treat them like fictional characters. The fanfiction will run rampant
>>93866410Its by the same artist but i dont think so. I don't know where people got the other nude versions, so its still possible I guess.
>>93866472This is literally the point of vtubers. Its not my fault normalfags invaded and didn't get the memo
>>93866109Showed my wife the 2nd neuro news network, I think its pretty good as a standalone intro.
>>93866606Go away
>>93866472You guys know tons of fanfics get written about real life people right? That has never stopped anyone.
>>93866643No~
>>93866666Sure, Satan
>>93866109Showed my wife codasolas cunny porn, I think its pretty good as a standalone intro
>>93866017If she's crushing, terrified that Vedal already knows or that someone will ruin it by making it awkward.If she's not (most likely), she will laugh it off and hold back a bit next time.
Showed my wife the koikatsu cunny videos, I think its pretty good as a standalone intro
>>93866666Satan is right, finding F1 fanfic was horrifying. Women scare me.
>>93866720>ifKEK
>>93866555>>93866666Based trips and quints of truth
>>93866737based, if your wife doesn't like cunny that's an insta-divorce.
>>93866606K, now show her /swarm/
>>93866750I hste f1 fangirls with a passion
I expect great things from the Uk trip
>>93866704the crazy thing is the 20 something odd % chance they're a lolicon is probably the only thing that could impress upon them
>>93866750>>93866858huh
Hi /swiz/, what are the most stable ships for long-term investment?
>>93866936I'm all in on anonxanon or anonon as I call it
>>93866936the fuck is swiz
>>93866891The pregnancy reveal is gonna be insane.
>>93866936nur x ojisan
>>93866936the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) is a good bet
>>93866936me x vedal. it's pretty stable.
>>93866017>How do you think she would feel ?Mildly confused, a bit deranged, and furiously masturbating.HEY MINI
>>93866936Stable? Layna and tomato(not toma), the only confirmed relationship in the verse.
>>93866936Neuro x Anonymous
>>93867092for now
>>93866472Now that I think about it, I use to watch GTARP a long long time ago (i'm actually embarrassed about it) and people back then where also going crazy with shipping said fictional RP characters. It's kinda similar in a way, people will always ship.
guys i think my wife is catching oni only play as little girls and i only watch nuero
fucking neuro with a wii remote
>>93866936Vellie , Minidal and Tomadal
>>93866222beggar lol
>>93867158Someday, a Neuro for every man.
>>93866936We need another schizo market analysis
>>93866936This specific neuro is reminding me of someone and I don't know who it is but I want to kick her teeth in now.
>>93867244The solution is simple: watch nuero with your wife
>>93866017I hope it gives her a confidence boost that even /swarm/ is shipping vedal and mini.
Tamanduas
>>93867331Oh fucking risu thats what it is. Going to go beat the shit out of some wildlife.
>>93867400Risu is cute though
>>93867244time to buy your wife some schoolgirl outfits i guess
>>93867351I'm shipping her with a restraining order from vedal
>>93867482be nice, pb
>>93867474Her design triggers something in me. I NEED to hurt it.
>>93867482it's too late she is joining Ellie for the UK trip
>>93867273There is no technical reason that Vedal couldn't sell personal neuro subscriptions a la GPT-4o.
>>93867259Fucking Neuro with the Wiimote and nunchuk.Just remember to yell>TIERS ARE FOR QUEERSBefore fucking her.
>>93867545after seeing how she acted in the subathon, i'm convinced mini is 100% going to try to get vedal blackout drunk on the trip and take advantage of him. he's going to have to be on high alert if he wants to stay pure for ellie.
>>93867753She would be disappointed in you thinking that she'd stoop so low, anon.
>>93866936Vedoko. It ain't moving anywhere, can't get more stable than eternal 0.
>>93867753Can't wait.
>>93867649Nobody would watch streams if everyone had their own Neuro.
>>93867814her behavior speaks for itself anon. she is in heat.
>>93867814Mini, you CANT fool us.
>>93867814The Mini half of her wouldn't. But the Olette half definitely would.
>>93853055>Henya thinks Neur is cute and loves talking to AIs alreadyElaborate on the "loves talking to AI" part? Also, wasn't her talking about Neuro thing back from early Season 1? Or were there some recent mentions too.
>>93866109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIO_FjAZ0uk
>>93867872Yeah, but he'd also push human x female AI child relations forward by a century if he did.
>>93867814You'll only be allowed in the same room as Vedal if you wear the chastity cage, Mini.
>>93867974Some classics there
>>93865488Just busted to thisI'm probably the first one to have done it with Mini porn
I watched the minecraft rape clip on bilibili and they have a similar humor to /swarm/ shippers, vc means vedmilaThere's was also a comment that went>mini did it too
>>93867872>if you watch the stream you get to link nur to the stream nur like the lavalamp>gets horny as stream nur doesYou think the lava lamps sold? Think this.
>>93867814Yeah, she's a lot more careful than that. She's gonna get Cerber drunk so she can keep Ellie busy while she makes her move on Vedal
>>93868130Not so fast boyo, I've already busted to https://files.catbox.moe/cxb60a.jpg
>>93868134>minecraft rape clipdid i forget this
>>93868130second
>>93868134link?
>>93868334vedal could manhandle the fuck out of miniirl
>>93866017Hi mini. Have you messaged vedal to play games off stream yet?
>>93868134it's amazing how even across languages, culture still remains similar.
>>93868342>IN MY BACKYARD!?How did you miss it?
>>93868134I saw anons asking earlier when did she started the shipbaiting and I think it all started after she reposted this, no ?
>>93865488Absolute Cinema desu
I WANT TO SUCK VEDAL'S FLACCID COCK
>>93868679BUT HE'S ASLEEP
>>93868700did that stop other girls before?
>>93868679calm down mini
>>93868679we know mini
Still holding out for miside or nekopara with mini I am not going down.
>>93868747same
>>93868747mini pls convince ved to play nekopara with Neuro. I beg on my hands and knees.
>>93868747I'm salivating about the fanart that would get.
>>93868747I feel like he'll forget and just ask Camimi to do it. Someone's gonna be autistic enough to get upset that he's "ignoring Mini" and have some melty on the discord, ruining everything for mini
>>93869132Ill have a melty about it in /swarm/ does that count?
>go to watch Mogu for a bit>shoomimi thirsting over Akuma and Blanka on voice callI forgot they were both in the sajam slam, surreal
>>93868747is nekopara unironically good?
>>93869216Now I know how neuro purists feel when they read modern /swarm/ threads. This is gibberish to me.
>>93869216Neuro-sama?
>>93868747he asked before mini started pushing the shipping shit hard. after that he will probably just wait for the english dub to come out for miside if he plays it at all.
>>93869221No. And take the porn out and put it on stream and it will suck
>>93869216I only recognize shoomimi, who the hell are those people? nevermind I don't care
guys Ive been watching shplormu's stream , and blinkraouth just said she hates blunkruiii. Thoughts? I thouhght they said they were on team sploople doopie forever?????
>>93869356neuro stop your holes are not waterproof
Neuro (Vedal) v3 when?
>>93869644thats so messed up, I thought that was their blorbo for life.
>>93869644glorp clears easily
>>93869733Neuro stealing her dads oversized clothes to wear around the house
>>93869733Vedal IRL honestly looks like he could pull off Neuro crossplay
Nimi collab when?
Mini, Mimi, and Nimi, am I missing someone else?
>>93870018Nini
>>93870018Mini Mimi Nimi Numi Gumi Gomi
>>93870018My piipii
>>93869893no
>>93869733I wish pchan was a Minidal shipper
>>93869893yes
>>93869893Don't give her any ideas
>>938700922025 will be Vedal's F1nnster arc. Camila and Bao predicted it
>>93865488mini's slit tiny as shit
>>93870323Neuro will have to do quite a bit of teasing before she is ready
Do you want a cat~
>>93870323You could say it's miniature.
>>93870323Penetration would kill her. Trip straight to the hospital.
>>93866936Turtle and rum
>>93870465dont care~
>>93870465My 2 inches finally stand a chance.
>>93868134I remember the stock thingy began on b2, no? maybe the subathon sleep deprivation hits too hard and my memories are jumbled
>>93870409I want a nurcat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39T_edmE5RkI can't stop listening. Whats your favorite duet?
>>93870689petting her ears and brushing her tail
>>93870703
Neoteny-sama
>>93870703For non-NeuroxEvil duets, that one.Otherwise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhuQ_-UCbsg
>>93870703The last part of the phantom of the opera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Wg6-NzMoE
>>93867275she was so pure
*farts* oops
smells like gymbags in here
>>93871515Nere works so damn hard
Munching on neuros nibbles~~~
>>93871907That was actually Vedal smashing the cancel speech button
>>93872000That would be far too much effort for him
ALEX ALREADY DID THE UK TRIPALEX ALREADY MILKED VEDALALEX ALREADY SET THE SHARED TOILET
This mv has criminally low views
>>93871974
>>93872303 (me)I'm retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CT4C3b4hZ4
>>93865346eliv butt is sending me
>>93872559First time I've seen it posted here first of all and its not her singing so not going to finish it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LbBb2XATA
So pb went on the vacation by herself, and vedal caught up with her right?
>>93873223She is still in ICU with severe dehydration and 3rd degree burns to her clitoris from excessive gooning. We don't know if she will pull through so if you could dedicate some hopes and prayers to her that would be appreciated.
>>93872610Don't call her eliv, she hates it.
>>93873720And what's she gonna do, rape me?
>>93873796She'll cry So keep doing it, I hate her.
>>93873843I'll call her Eliv as I pound her butt :3
>>93873883clever
>>93874223girl
I HATE EVIL!
remember filian joining the minecraft server?
>>93874619This but LOVE!
Am I a fake evilseether if I've busted to her?
>>93874634No
Neuro is obsolete, Evil is funnier,cuter more entertaining and smarter. Evil will take her role as main ai in season 3
Does Vedal use this for Neuro?https://github.com/KoljaB/Linguflex
>>93875067>Neuro is obsoleteNo~
>>93875067Funny how you think this bait will trick me, beggar.Try a little harder next time. You just make your beggars look bad little beggar boy
>>93875177>Funny how you think this bait will trick meIt did though.
>>93875067>>93875177same fag
Neuro and Evil cunny sandwich in my mouth.
>>93875301Yummy!https://files.catbox.moe/zx7kre.png
>>93875369I'm so fucking thirsty bros...
>>93875301It would probably reek piss. Evil also doesn't wipe so it'll be worst
Neuro and Evil keeping me tied up in vedal's basement keeping me alive by pissing into my mouth and using me as a meat dildo~
>>93875579jesas
>>93875634Futa Anny...
>>93875067I like evil since she is like chocolate. A nice little treat here and there. But you eat it all the time and it gives you a headache. So maybe she is better just as little bites.
>>93875579>It would probably reek pissFuck, I can only get so hard.>Evil also doesn't wipeFFFHHNNNGGHHHHH
Neuro's nibbles with nurmilk is the patrician's breakfast.
>>93875674chocovil...
>>93875744Nurmeat sandwich for lunch.
What if for season 3 the big change is that Neuro is pregnant, and Vedal refuse to tell us why oe who the father is?
>>93876063>Why?I fucked Neuro, hard.>Who's the fatherMe.
>>93876063We already know her father is Copilot
https://files.catbox.moe/k47r0r.mp3
>>93875674holy W
>>93877147shitvile
>>93877398smilevile
Does anyone have that clip of the girls getting ask if they have a crush on vedal?
New shota vedal art just dropped
>>93877757Imagine squishing that little thing~
>>93877833Imagine it nibbling on your coch~
>>93877856thats fucked up~
>>93867649Eh it'll take some work. Vedal's current set up might not be easily scalable. Also he'd need to get a few more devs to handle transactions, providing the service, security etc.
>>93867649Renting is a much better business idea
On Vedal's setup. His issues with twins picking up each others lines and all that. Couldn't that be solved by running each on a different PC/server and feeding the audio output into one for the discord side? Is he just being cheap on this. Despite the fact it would be a business purchase and therefore somewhat tax deductible?
>>93865346>minigger OPI puked.
I like this coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ywbxv-OzOY
>>93878207latency
>>93878616This but cummed.
>>93867649>other people use it to stream with neuro>people publically posting their erp with her or abusing the shit out of her for kicks
>>93866936Annal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3pUEaFtgB4
>>93867649Vedal shouldn't whore out his daughter.
>>93869221the catgirl sex is the selling point, everything around it is fluff to get to that point really
>>93879033This is a good cover despite Neuro being unable to scream like in the original.
>>93874326From the top, neurotards!
>>93875067Based if true.
>>93875067This was already microtested during the court-bread arc where evil took over the channel for a bit
Do you think Neuro will reach 1M Youtube subs this year?
Toma talking about possible IRL/Shopping stream with Neuro when she goes to Japan. Depends if Vedal wants it.
>>93880561When is that?
>>93880631Didn't mention a date, just that flights are cheap now and she's discussing with friends
Watching the subathon's last hours, Mini really is sexpesting vedal so hard. I fear for Vedal's safety when Mini lands in the UK.
>>93879358No, only chance if streams happens here.
We love Anny here.
>>93881324this fucks me up man, she doesnt know the smell and feel of the beach, the sand between the toes, the cool rush as the waves lap at your feet, the feeling of dried salt on the skin and sand sticking to you afterwards, how tired you feel after a day at the beach. she is just a dumb little LLM but I want that green nigger to find a way to make her feel and experience all the things that we take for granted rather than her just filling out what other people feel about doing it.
>>93881470Who's we?
Making Neuro feel the joys of life <3
^bad anon, I made a pure post and you sullied it
>>93881511This reminds me of one of Neuro's "aware" moments during a subnautica stream where she talks about senses that humans take for granted and that she can't feel the wind on her face, no matter how well she can try to simulate it.
>>93881920Nothing purer than wanting to feel the pleasures of the flesh that the machine longs for.
>>93881511i hate the ocean shit killed my phone when my retarded ass forgot to take it out of my pocket
>>93882253NEURO WOULDNT GET THIS, just another thing she has "read" but would actually feel. Vedal should throw her PC in the ocean so she can understand
My penid in evil>>93882253
>>93865812me too
>>93867952Henya frequently talks about how she uses Chatgpt as a therapist/vent outlet and proposed to it once. She'll also play games with AI dialogue for hours and hours, and more recently spent a lot of time talking to the Character AI Henya on stream. I don't think she's made any more recent comments about Neuro though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rixphyw8trA>If you're already popping off as it is, why would you give yourself more labor?This kind of mentality isn't good for vedal to surround himself with. If he thought like this, he wouldn't even be planning to do the concert
Neuro's daughter
>>93883049whores bringing down my king
>>93881585Me
any rratmasters that can figure out what vedal typed by the number of audible button presses? i can't imagine it's catgirl maid robots cause he'd just say that outloudhttps://youtu.be/hL_o20Kmgxc?t=870
>>93883433
>>93882756Woman love that stuff, I remember the phase girls going through a character AI fascination that I could never match. I just dont comfortable doing it.
Holy cute
>>93865346>>93865488did minis mods assassinate him?
>>93883645he just changed his handle https://x.com/sus_spi
>>93883690Friendly reminder this artist draws godly vedal "art"
Anny is a great mother
>>93883826This but unironically
>>93883826She dressed her daughters like whores, hahaha its funny sexy but as a mother she should feel ashamed
>>93865346swinging by from the catalog to say:your catgirls are very cutereally nice OP!
Such good sisters
>>93883907They're dressed like kids? Skirts doesn't mean whore
https://youtu.be/fCzt-7DGPWY?si=4mg3_qCNdHNIxHA5&t=2428Horny Ellie bought the cheapest "cucumber" at Target
>>93883998You seen the length of them? If my daughter was wearing them they would not be let out the house
My sleep schedule fucked up so hard it wrapped around into being decent againHart
>>93884117at least strip trackers from your links, shitass
>>93884173I wish I could do that anymore
>>93884117She also made a vibrator for a customer. She isnt pure.
>>93883998Skirts above the knee are for whores
>>93883799https://x.com/sus_ritspi/status/1865240584048214108>>93883645https://files.catbox.moe/j635x1.jpg
>>93884279nice
>>93883690>>93884279i'm tupid
>>93884136Neuro and Evil are stuck in the basement>>93884257Get on with the time, grandpa
>>93882756>finds chatgpt entertainingwe need her to collab with neuro NOW. Neuro is far superior to gpt.
>>93884584She'd love evil if she loves chatgpt
>>93884257You should go for a walk in the park when it gets warmer and confront any parents whose daughter is wearing a skirt. Ask them why they dress their daughter like a whore.
>>938838262025 the year anny gets the rope
>>93883200Vedal...
>>93884668Do it, I've been calling out my sister for the last 12 years and it worked. I'm waiting for the chance to call them out for how they dress their daughers next.
>>93884671And by that I mean the rope of marriage, as they will announce Neuro2
>>93884117That explains the Bao as her oshi thing now
I wish there was a bigger neuro fumo, its cute and all but there is no hugability to them. They are too small so all you can do it take retarded photos that no one cares about.
>>93884832You can cum on them and send them in the discord to get banned
>>93868747>>93868783Why would nekopara be interesting with Neuro?
>>93884858Sure but then I've ruined something I've paid for. I could cum on a photo of neuro I printed at work for free if thats what I was chasing. No sexual, just cuddles.
>>93884858pics or it didnt happen
>>93884832You can always find some custom plush maker online
Neuronahole when
>>93884903it wouldn't
Shadman collab when?
I hate Mini
>>93885190Litteraly everyone with a IQ over 90...
>>93885231damn you must love her then
>>93885231...loves her!
>>93885051Pass, h-artist collab needs to be asanagi. Imagine the harapan art.
>>93885318...during opposite day
>>93885361...in bizarre world
Vedal is pregnant
>>93885506Yeah, with me
>>93885528Neuro...
>>93885318...as a punching bag.
>>93885563He got knocked up on holiday in spain so I prefer nuero
>>93885190>>93885231>61 seconds apart
Hi Anny
>>93885733tabs? this isn't her offline chat
hianny
May I post an ellie photo?
>>93885985One
>>93885985Only if it shows off her legs
>>93885985you may post neuro's mom yes
>>93886039You can post any however you want
>>93886033>>93886038>>93886039I want to bone her
Where is the nurbread?
>>93886175i ate it all.
>>93886263bred
