Those Things Look Heavy (Unironic) EditionWelcome to /vsj+/! A thread to discuss VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them.Hestia is LIVE! Lethal Company with some of her JP pals. Peke is LIVE! Karaoke! Keep things comfy, etc.Image source: https://twitter.com/Legendofgod0/status/1880485946627608851VShojo is:Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot | https://www.youtube.com/@ApricotFrootGEEGA - https://www.twitch.tv/geega | https://www.youtube.com/@GEEGAHaruka - https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu | https://www.youtube.com/@HarukaKaribuHenya - https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius | https://www.youtube.com/@henyathegeniusHestia - https://www.twitch.tv/hestiahappiness | https://www.youtube.com/@HestiaHappinessHime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime | https://www.youtube.com/@himehajime1570Hotaru - https://www.twitch.tv/akatsukidhotaru | https://www.youtube.com/@AkatsukiDHotaruKson - https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou | https://www.youtube.com/@ksonONAIRKuro - https://www.twitch.tv/k9kuro | https://www.youtube.com/@K9KUROMata - https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan | https://www.youtube.com/@MataraKanMel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody | https://www.youtube.com/@projektmelodyMichi - https://www.twitch.tv/michimochievee | https://www.youtube.com/@MichiMochieveeMouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse | https://www.youtube.com/@IronMousePartyNagi - https://www.twitch.tv/NagIsekaied | https://www.youtube.com/@NagIsekaiedPeke - https://www.twitch.tv/pekeispeak | https://www.youtube.com/@PekeIsPeakZen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya | https://www.youtube.com/@zentreyaOfficial Channels - https://www.twitch.tv/vshojo | https://www.youtube.com/@VShojoRelated:総長 + 会長 for dedicated Kson discussion/999/ for dedicated Henya discussion/mouse/ for dedicated Mouse discussion/lig/ and /big/ for extended + and former member discussionPrevious Thread: >>93855537
>>93872180And I WILL hold them
Henbutt!
>Almost 5PM>Nagi is not liveIt's over, she got lazy and hates us and is getting railed and died and Ironmouse.
>I wanna watch both peke and hotaruthe pain, bit I guess it's a good problem to have
The Dooby + Henya collab is kino does somebody have the VOD of the Snuffy + Henya collab? I missed it
This catalog makes me glad we killed all our unicorns.
>>93872734nimi bait threads?
>>93872734men are too emotional to have hobbies
>>93872886>men
>>93872734Tf is a Unicorn?
Yeah if we didn't have one certain schizo this thread would be cozy with all the Nimi drama
Should we have a vtuber that panders to unicorns? It didnt work out with Nazuna the last time.
>>93873000people of the middle ages believed rhinoceros were mythical beasts
>>93873053I would unironically want Cotton more than any streamer that could lead to the melty we see every time this shit doesn't pan out
>>93873053it's not worth it bro
>>93872180WOAH MOMMA.
>>93872734VShojo has unicorns, but a different, more tame kind. The kind that accepts male interactions because of an immense amounts of copium about their oshi being a lesbian and "girlfailure".If Michi or Henya reveal that they have a boyfriend, there will be a huge melty.The only girls who are truly free from this are probably Mouse, Hime and Zen.
>>93873256>Zen
>>93873256Incel coded post
>>93873375TTS and gender ambiguity prevents real unicorns from getting attached to Zen. Ironic ones do not count.
>>93873000A retarded sugar-coated term for "incel". Because "unicorns only come before pure women" they think they cannot watch whores. Of course, instead of just keeping quiet about their preference, they have to let the rest of us know that they're mentally deranged neanderthals.
>>93873256>henya and michiI think it's slightly different, some people are bitter and jaded because their love life is utter shit and will stop watching out of jelousy if their streamer starts talking about a successful relashionshipit's basically how poor people hate streamers for showing they're rich
>>93873256I'm sorry you don't know what irony is.
Hesti speaking English makes me diamonds.
lol Peke trying enka from requests
>>93873256They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>93873256>MouseYou would be surprised Mouse has many more than you would think.
>>93873446Jesus that sounded so pathetic
Enka is such a vibe
>>93873965She literally has her BF(Best Friend) on stream all the time, they all should have left or mutated into shippers at this point.
>>93874024Once again you would be surprised.
>>93873256I would probably be super depressed if geega gets a boyfriend but I'll get over it. Like I got over it with Vei
How long till Hesti understands that Henya model of english-jap streaming format is better for her popularity?
Peke is flawless, but her song rate could pick up a bit.
>>93874094How long till you understand that she was hired to be jp only and not as an en member?
>>93873256>If Michi or Henya reveal that they have a boyfriend, there will be a huge melty.A tourist melty. Also that boyfriend? Me.
>>93874255Talent freedom bros? our response?
>>93874255How long till Loutlot understands what talent freedom means
>>93874024You’d think, but that’s not how it works.
>>93874402He's not a burger, so never.
>>93874349personally I'd be ok to try having a michi gf for a bit, but I bet she'd be a lot of work
>>93874460>He's not a burgerthey should commission him a model then
>>93873256Anyone who replies they wouldn't care are lying
Nagi soon. Truly a gamer of VShojo(JP).
>>93874606projection much
>>93874606bro thinks the funny women on his screen are his girlfriends
>>93874606Just you bro
>>93874641
>>93873256>michilmao the fans themselves literally ship her with kuro
What is this about
>>93874842some big normie streamer event its harmless
>>93874842I literally only know Mouse from that list
>>93874837imagine how retarded their babies would be
>>93874842>sushibaecursed combination
>>93874842sims related? bizarre, I don't recognize a single other name on that listmodern sims also sucks shit, hope mouse was paid a lot for this
>>93874842I've heard of loserfruit but that's it.
That post's kinda weird ngl
>>93874878actually I think they would be pretty smart
>>93874887candii loves sims that is why mouse is in this
>>93874880So I'm not the only one who pictured Sushidog getting Veifaced...
>>93873256I did get a bit upset when that whole Geega x AnthonyZ arc happened. I am a parasocial retard.
Naggers, assemble, it's time
how you doing, bros?
>>93875125damn the catalog must be empty for you
the next geega mouse podcast episode is gonna come out in 2 hours im so fucking hyped bros
>>93875125КEКAROO
>>93875191
>>93874880
>>93875191I found it a bit weird when Geega brought up 9/11 and Benghazi out of nowhere during the first episode. She spoke like she was there and it creeped me out.
>Open Nagi stream>"Kuro-senpai~"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
was she cooking with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkqHcvWiGys
>>93875307I hate this so much
>>93875399>comments disableddamn what were they cooking in there
>>93875458facts
>>93875125It’s funny to see which specific flavor of shitposting you got sick of
wait, what happened to froot?
>>93875696She's cooking something, surely
>>93875787maybe she's working on the new member model
>>93875125This is gold
>>93875826
>>93875925why
now imagine she also gets on get to work train
>>93875458I remember seeing itIt was a bunch of incel discussions
>>93875010delusional retard
>>93875959I like her art, but none of her models were good
>>93876025Scratch 'n' sniff Vshojo pussy musk cards?
>>93876060How are you gonna say the models weren't good when posting a gif of Hime, who was done by Froot lmao
>>93876025Each member gets a custom molded Tenga merch.
>>93876136Hime literally had ugly ass wings for years
>>93876105>this, buy it's actually outsouced sweaty sea asses smell
>>93876060Chaos was great It’s by far one of the best male models
>>93876191imagine kuro’s
>>93876245I liked his moustaches
>>93876025Well we already know about the EN debuts and the new homepage. Maybe we'll get a new concert with all members, including the new ones?
hestia is by fart the worst at get to work
>>93876452>new homepageI didn't know about it
>>93876452Im wondering what type of bombs they will set this time
>>93876452>Maybe we'll get a new concert with all membersimagine the bizarre skits
>>93876477she does have a job, so she has less motivation
>>93876452New homepage?
>>93876477>sniffa
>peke kino
>>93876501>>93876519I think Zen already leaked it.
>>93876477She's a bimbo, her job is not to be good at games, but to shake those hangers and talk in a slutty voice
I wish they would ban Geega from nopixel
>>93876452So long as Henya explodes I'm fine with whatever
>>93876612I think you are watching a different Hestia than the rest of us
>>93876680No, I'm just projecting my desires in hope that they will manifest. A man can dream.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2355922669?t=3h36m44s
>>93876979my honest reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxJadWtcI1E
>>93876979She's so /IN/ it's unreal
>>93876610when?
Fuckoff vinnytards
>>93877076>pure sexo modelI would be ok with it
>>93875125You are hoIokek
>>93877042traitorfag stop posting
mods, take this chatter out back
>>93876979too good at games, vetoed by zen
>>93877146me?
>>93876452TCG
>>93876664>gyari has a thing for making things explode, including his vtubers>makes pika explode on a meme redebut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvrz6gu1QBg>Henya always explodesThis girl can't just stop exploding, can she?
>>93877244
>>93876979Believing Geega will play anything other than TöRP
>>93877316People roleplay in zomboid so there's a chance
>>93877244>>93877301connorfags have single handedly ruined vshojo fanbase
>>93877301the average mousefag
>>93877274I would hope it's digital.
Nagi is losing it
>>93877441You can't sell digital cards unless you have an in-house app like nintendo does.
New member is playing vampire the masquerade.
>>93876979
>>93877547Yeah obviously? I want a game I can actually play without leaving my house.
>>93872727snuffy has a vod channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im74pEE4XIssomeone uploaded henya pov https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL5x8SwcEos
>>93876979I wanna make so many babies with Limes and make mommy watch in the corner
>>93876979What is B42 or B41
>>93877824sex positions
>>93877824It's the game version.
>>93877824b42 is the most recent update with more profession type stuff like blacksmithing It's not a big deal to use the earlier version to get co-op back
DISTURBING THE PEACE LOOK INTO MY EYES
>>93877892You know it would be funny if you went 3 for 3 after months of posting this
>>93878298ORANGE COLORS!!!!!!!
>>93878673POV: giving Nagi a swirly
Peke should sit on my lap
henya in nagi's chat checking out her hat
>>93878298tabs>>>/vt/flip/
>Peke likes Mayoi Hachikujicunny
Peke's karaoke is so cute
Nagi just came
I love the pink rat.
>>93879314I thought she was really short for some reason, but then I realised that's her leg.
>>93877244I mean that'll happen inevitably anyway.
>>93877244He's right you know
Nazina hand cam
>>93873256It's more like our type of Unicorns don't mind male collabs because they believe it wouldn't lead to anything. Even though it did. Twice. But they got over it.
>>93880162I don't think you know what an unicorn even is
Mike likes Cinnamonroll as much as Mouse does. She has a Cinnamonroll chair.
>>93880281He should show it to Geega
>>93880129She should show her tits more
>>93877892>>93878298 So conflicted about Deme... On one hand she's funny and good content, on the other, she seems to have some nasty bugs in her personality.Can't forget how she defended that nigger that made videos doxxing vtubers a while ago.
>>93880557Yeah she's one on those "I'm not like the other girls" retard
>>93880162>But they got over it.that's becasue they left and stopped watching Vei and Nyan
>>93880837Like we all did when they turned on VSjojo. Once a traitor, always a traitor.
>>93880889i stopped before that because they stopped streaming
>>93880162Mouse used Connor to poison the unicorns
Kek lol lmao rofl
>>93880889>weThe Pink V is not my oshi, a Latina with big ass is. I don't care about company "traitors", they are still friends.
>>93880969average retarded mousefag post
>>93880992the latina with the big ass is zen
sexsexsexsexsexcuddlessexsexsexsexI'd poat more but 4chan thinks this post is spam
watching hotaru and playing metaphor at the moment can jrpg's stop giving me dark skills and every boss dark type
>>93881061>latinAdoubt that
VShojo tarot reading is postponed due to the asshole bleeding...It's kinda VShojo related so I posted it herehttps://x.com/high_pingg/status/1880569620576522699
>>93881194Yikes
i want to fuck a momo
>>93881316thats creepy and weird be better
>>93881375in their tiny momo butt
>>93881412matara kan will be adressing this during her next stream be prepared to get shamed
>>93881194o7Hope her asshole gets well soon!
>>93880016>>93880889You should kill yourself
>>93876025>y'alljust fucking type "you all"
>>93882146y'all gay
>>93882146Cringe uncultured yankee/brown
Texans and Californians appropriated y'all and I hate them for it. Yes, that includes Zen.
>>93882322Shut the fuck up you trailer trash
Michi currently on Saiiren's stream btw
I (regrettably) was casually browsing catalog and I'd like some honest answers from this general which from my experience is less fucking dumb about thiswhy do so many men constantly think about other men having sex with women, and constantly think about other men's penises. it's fucking weird, women as a whole aren't constantly thinking about other women's genitals unless they want to fuck other womenthese dudes are laser focused in their attention on the existence of other men and their interactions with the female vtuber they like to watch and that focus makes them miserable but they keep choosing to be that way, it's just bizarrebonus question: if you used to be like that how did you break out of it? or did you always not care and that's why you're good with vshojo and all the male collabs members have
>>93882422Never said I was from Alabama, Arkansas, or West Virginia
It's a miraclehttps://x.com/VShojo/status/1880505885816156586
Geega I love you
>>93882481>2 hours of Novas getting killed by Zen and not being able to complain because it's their senpai.Can't wait.
>>93882438Nice try fagman
I'm not reading all that, 200 characters or less, please.
>>93882542pretty much Watch Zen buy the shovel and kill them on sight for the whole collab
zenpussy
>>93882610I love Zen, but this shit is so annoying. Zen really needs to learn to not take jokes too far.
>>93882590why do catalogers constantly think about other men having sex with women and those men's penises, when women don't do the same thing, even though it keeps them miserablealso why do (you) not do that
>>93882481>matara dropped
>>93882665make a bait thread to ask to themput a picture of whoever you think would generate the most clicks
>>93882665Because I'm not gay.
>>93882438>or did you always not care and that's why you're good with vshojo and all the male collabs members haveThis. I've been watching since Justin.tv so this unicorn shit is just corny to me.
>>93882432Saiisex
>>93882744not a bad idea but I might have to wait a couple weeks for this shit to die down. I don't want (you)s I want real answers since I'm curious but it'll get caught up in full blooded bait right now >>93882745do you think they are or>>93882751same
>>93882828ABOBA
>>93882851Brown parrot will absolutely put that thread in his video
>>93883042dunno who that is, assuming dramatuber
does the nova girls got a day job or sumn? looks like their stream time is always on the evening side for them
>>93883094pretty sure at least nagi and peke are just fucking degens
>>93883077Worse
>>93882851I think a lot of unicorns cannot legally have sex, their parents can't arrange a marriage for them, and they cannot find a partner themselves because they spend too much time worrying about cartoon women on the internet and their sex life/even the thought of them talking with men. Or closeted homosexual and that is likely illegal for them too.
>>93883094Hesti has a job, Nagi is an ultra degen, she wakes up in the afternoon, eats and streams, then goes to bed. Not sure about the others.
Updated tier list for collabs with the chicken nugget
