YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>93873326
I love my wife so much!!
Gurass
>>93927702SNIFFFFF
Chumbies are going to be good teachers if she messes up, right? A bit of banter is fine, but don't get too crazy.
goop goop soon!
Do you guys automatically click Like on Gura's streams? For me it's a reflex by now.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
time to shart
On time!?
Gura cute Gura cute!
She's right on timeYou didn't see that coming did you
CODE BLUESHARK ALERTSHARK ALERTSHARK ALERT
>>93927745No, in fact I forget a lot of the time
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>93927745I kinda do that for everything on yt except shorts because the colors are inverted, might change it or unlike if I actually dislike the video
STFU Gura's on the telly!
punctional
THREE STREAMS
My punctional wife
She's really laying it on thick
>>93927745i dont interact with any buttons
>>93927745I do
did not expect her to care about the switch2
erai erai
american shark
>>93927981really? what do you think she does all day?
lobotomized shork
scripted shark...
>>93928023Takes care of her ***
My sharkwife has gotten smarter!
>>93927981ah it was sacrasm
i missed the start because yt didnt load tf
>>93927981look at this dood
Gura's going to be wearing a different outfit
I wish my parents got me a leappad. I thought it was so cool
>>93928226School outfit?
Please praise her, she clearly has been needing it...
>>93927624I guess thanks for confirming this is now completely irrelevant and means nothing great self own. Laughing at you.
>>93928281lol no
shark thighs!
oh nice, the thigh screen
lol she hates her 2.0
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
Gura reflection
who does a handstand with their neck
>>93928319I mean, it's weird to hide it and also, what did you even think it means? That peraon always goes online when she streams.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI NEED TO TAKE CARE OF HER
gura is a turk!
Gura's turkish...
She almost died!
>>93928420samen
But seriously I NEED TO PROTECT HER!
>>93928390She just loves the Atlantean outfit the most and always wants to use it
Wheelchair shark...
She really broke her leg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Off, once again, to the nightshift
DYRBI
Gura, please....
>>93928565It makes her feel the prettiest
AAHHHHHHH WHEELCHAIR SHARK!
>>93928585
>>93928585Goob luck bud
Didn't know she was that smart
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
mm, laminade
>>93928702
She gets me between her fingers so easily Wtf is this
>>93928565It's my favorite outfit of hers with the kimono coming in a close second so I'm fine with it.
we used to laminate everything in preschool
>>93928585I got 3 hours until I gotta go. I barely got any sleep through the day and have this problem lots. Couldnt help it though had to be up for Goober. Any sleep tips would be nice from the Chumbud collective though
>only 20k ccvShe's fallen off so hard lmao
>>93928802I really like the cat shark, the Atlantis is my 2nd favorite tho.
>>93928736Truly a misunderstood genius
I wonder if you retards are gonna be normal about her making an obvious joke
>>93928806kek
No way it's been that long, I remember it being more recent...
>>93928881Cope harder
>>93928890Based
ahhhh her thighs...
>>93928905You're gonna have to be more specific about what you mean by that, also the answer is no
>>9392888120 times your oshi brown man
I am almost there buds, finally i will join the ranks of the blue heart oldbuds.
I really didn't expect the love of my life to be a severely retarded womanlet who loves rhythm games, Hatsune Miku, and gardening and is built like a Pirouline stick
if her arms are up... how are they on the switch...
>MODS!Has she been watching Filian?
She likes making me worry about her doesn't she? I'm forever hers, I will protect her somehow.
>>93929024she already explained this
>>93928991>I had to drive to 8 gas stations>chat asks "you can drive?">No I can't driveThe cuckposter now as new material
uuuuuuuuuuuuu sorry goob i gotta watch the football game with me dadGOOD LUCK
>>93928881blindchama and retardchama at the same time wow
>>93929071fuck what'd she say i missed it... playing with her toes? ?
>>93929024she mutated extra arms, imagine a 4 tiny armed handjob T u T
>>93929017I love dipping Pirouline in peanut butter.
>>93928630>>93928650Luv chumbies>>93928816Sorry to hear that bud, have you tried melatonin? Maybe some herbal tea with milk?Glad to be nightshiftbuds with you.captcha GM lol
autistic shark...
>>93929017>built like a Pirouline stickI have never once heard anyone using a Pirouline stick as a comparison before until now
The smartest vtuber on this platform-FUCK
My autistic sharkwife..
My autistic number shark wife can't be this cute!
>>93929039retard
anyone know who made the switch background?
GOOBA BOOBA IS THE SMARTEST
she's good at pattern recognition
She's turning it on hard I cannot resist
>>93929177She said she was titanium, but she's built like a cheese stick. Well, I felt that a cheese stick wasn't breakable enough so I thought of another thin, long food that is. Also autism, she's just like me fr fr.
5 times 5 is 35
Lmao, she is such a liar
>>93929244What, is there another vtuber who shouts "mods!" a lot? I don't remember Gura doing that before.
>>93929483She really is the same same desu...
>>93929320Identify was the only thing she was good at
Ah yes, the dent
goob...
Hey chumbuds, has Gura brought up Chuubi? Is her cat still around?
>>93929536I've seen a lot of streamers say it. Its pretty common
I need to hug her so much...
My wife is so cute when she swears
>>93929675She will kick and squirm
>>93929606Dooby has it
>>93929561damn, Koyori.
massive melons? where?
Its not fucking fair, the rest of EN streams nearly every day and struggles to get 10k ccv but this bitch streams every other month at best and manages to mog the rest of EN
>>93929561old irys jumpscare
Gura's melons are very light.
>>93929606She always avoids talking about him. The last time we heard anything about him was during the Deep Rock Galactic collab with Ame.
>>93929832
>>93929796She's the brains of HoloX. What did you expect?
Gura LOVES booba Gura.
Gura does not have massive melons.
But steel is heavier than feathers...I don't get it...
>>93929832Dayyyyumn Gura moggs Bijou even with a boring slop game that she played before
None of you are greys right?
>>93930021Nope. 4 years and counting
>>93929004If you faggots had any self awareness you'd deserve purple hearts for all the shit you went through
>>93930021nope, I'd feel disgusting without my crystal heart
>>93930021just my dick
Gura should collab with gigi
>>93929796It's the power of mayo.
>>93929004based
>>93929898Kill it..
>>93929536If Gura has been watching family guy then the brainrot must be bad enough for her to be watching Fillian at this point.
>>93930160Gura has barely acknowledged Advent or Justice existences lmao
Don't you love my daughterwife?I'm really trying my best for her, it's a lot of work.
>>93930021No...but i'm not rejoining
>>93929004Check this out
Gura's butthole is hairy confirmed?
>>93930201
I knew she looked at buttholes all day
damn shes better than me at this one
ERB in chat
>>93930238It's sad. I think she'd stream a lot more if she had any friends in hololive.
>>93930322Yeah, mine.
>cocksleeve isn't even moddedkek
Froge
>>93930160I don't need that whore screeching about cum and cocks
>>93930374I don't really like how gigi spams collabs. I'm more of a solo stream enjoyer
>>93929936If you're talking about the brain teaser of "what's heavier, a pound of steel or a pound of feathers", what you need to pay attention to is "a pound of". It doesn't matter that steel is denser, if there's a pound of both they weigh the same. There will be a lot more feathers than steel, but they will weigh the same.
>Not the peanutI fucking forgot all about that
>>93930332Hypothetical buds what if saturn did orbit earth?
>orbits Earth>Saturnmy geocentric wife...
>>93930546We would fucking die
>>93930160>>93930238>>93930374She's stuck in the past and refused to reach her hand out, who knows what happened that let her be this bad of an introvert.
christ shes too entertaining to be real
>>93930498Shut up, nerd!
Why is gura talking about penis in space
>>93930582nyo
ToT
>>93930374She probably just doesn't care anymore, yeah she made some "friends" in Hololive like Ame/Fauna/Mumei but that's it really. Doesn't even care to do JP reps even though all of JP likes her
Where's that Gura peanut space image.
>>93930612
>>93930021Yeah, I don’t buy a sub/member to any streamer or content creator that I watch
>>93930268we're twinning
>>93930642>>93930612
i can imagine gura panic counting with her fingers like a preschooler right now TuT
>>93930567Why? How? Explain
ERB keeps posting in chatshe really wants the sharks attention
>>93930682
>>93930686I know, I just missed it, sowwy.
Gura trying to do math will never get old.
bag
>>93930640Americans have a debuff to language learning chumbie. It'll take a long time to get good at japanese
bag mention!
Sex with a fembud.
>>93930739Gravity would crush us as we are engulfed by its superior orbital strength.
>>93930741To be fair she's like that in most chats she pops up in
>>93930374I’m going to get a time out for this, but the word is she had a baby and that’s why she hasn’t been streaming so much. She’s starting to slowly come back because the baby is old enough to where she can leave it alone or with a sitter for an extended duration now. I don’t know who the dad is but they’re not together. Source: I know someone who works in the LA branch.
>>93930741Can that bitch be anymore of a leech, god damn
>>93930841How might Saturn orbit us then without death
She's been really setting off my fatherly instincts so far this stream.
>>93929832>Its not fucking fairWhen anything in life was fucking fair?
>>93930682fixed the soundpost
>>93930882There's other members that have been in the same situation yet managed to stream or comeback to stream just fine, Gura's just fucking lazy
Gura...
I'd like to give her the D lay if ya know what I mean
>>93930953That could never happen. Sheer size means it will always be earth getting destroyed.
>>93930201HahahhaShe totally got you! >>93930319I bet you feel real stupid now, don't you? Hahahah what an asshole!
>>93929160Need more melatonin. Milk dosnt agree with me though. Learned that at GenCon one year and spent 12 hours on the toilet. Very sad
>>93930972I love the nyamunyamy
She gave the switch to brother shark
that was a really good mouth noise around 38:20
My sharkwife is good at identifying things
>>93931090She gave it to chuubi
This score is about the same as last year, but still lower...
>>93931090yeah, me
didnt she brag on twitter after the first stream about her better score using the touchscreen instead
>>93930894fuck off shit-stirrer.
what would you say to gura to make her feel better for her lack of intelligence?
The kids stole her Switch at the family get together...
Who does gura even love now that fauna and ame have been fired?
>>93930882Everyone has already suspected that for months. You don't know anyone in the LA office, pajeet. Kill yourself.
Gura always knows where she is, because she knows where she isn't.
>>93931234I wish he'd do more
>>93931258She still loves them, they just have different names now chumbie
Black Mesa stream?!
her little heavy metal heart...
>>93931258*****
>>93931337That isn't a chumbie, friend..
Gura half life stream LFG!!!
I fucking hate people in chat who say they SHOULDN'T play a game. Fucking
>>93930882I'm the dad btw
>>93931428I'll take those people over the people who scream "CENSOR THE SCREEN" prior to the finger cutting scene in Outlast despite it not breaking ToS or anything.
>>93931337You can't love non hololive idols anymore. It's not part of the contract.
>>93931428I think there are certain games Gura will definitely hate
Is this game the only permission they had...
she's not gonna win a single one...
>>93931428She barely played NV you think she will play HL 1?
>>93930882Im the baby btw
gooooooooob
>>93931495>idols
gooba...
I'd love to watch her play Half Life 2. Never played the first one honestly.
I don't think gura is going to be able to beat an asian at this one
>>93931487>>93931428They're probably part of management...
>>93930882>my dad works at Nintendo tier proof. Is this the lowest point cuckposters reached?
>>93930882im the baby
>>93931668>censor spammers in chatManagement isn't composed of that many damn people.
Gura sounds a little huskier
>2022>2021AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i think i dropped donut dust inside my mouse
She has no intention of playing anything. She's lying. She always does this. She's just saying whatever she thinks will make people happy. She's a compulsive liar.
>>93931587Half life is just a fps game with some simple puzzles, it's way simpler.
>>93931587less reading so probably
>>93930981YEAH, LIKE WHO?
Can you just not reply to blatant shitposters?Watch stream.
>>93931656Hahahahahahhaa!You want her to play an actual GAME?! NO brother, she's only going to play indie slop
>>93931587One is an rpg with a lot of mechanics, the other is a literal story game with guns.
>3 profilesHusband and child?
MEGA DOXX YABAAAIIII
Did Gura just saw fauna ghost player next to Kronii and said “flash memory”?What did she meant by flash memory
she didnt have 3 profiles the last time
>>93931928HL2 is boring though. I want to watch Total War Shogun 2
oh nyo, you saw my account besides gura'sYA BE
>>93931940All me
DOOBY SPOTTED IN GURA'S GAME
>>93931940Both me.
>>93931908Threads are boring if we don’t respond to bait.
Gura's gf got her account leaked
>>93931961She did though.
Why was her time at exactly 9PM?
>>93931928She won't play anything, retard. She'll disappear for months again during the next sleep regression.
>>93932072Watch the stream that you weren't paying attention to and you can find out!
>ame renamed as dooYABE
Are you guys posting on cooldown? All your posts are like 1 minute behind
>>93932056She did not, lol.
>>93932072She said before that her Switch is 12 min ahead
Someone post that soundpost FUCK
Ame has her own switch, morons.That's a new account. This is her Mukkun moment.
Why is she deadset on fighting the bigbrain dopes instead of the smallbrain dorks...?
Cat mention
chuubie mentioned
>>93931963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8_UjFFpD_c
Chuubi lives!
>>93932132Well, I'm doing like 3 times at the same time, but I'll try.>>93932160Ah, I see.
>>93929606wtf
>>93932259Small dog syndrome.
stupid cat!
Loud ass cat
god she's so cute
cat eating good
Cat is alive!
THEY ARE
she doesn't like chat pointing out her cute mouth noises? what if I don't mention it's a mouth noise just a cute noise
I like that Ame is still using her switch account
>>93929606He was just on stream
>>93932382Actual leech
So management forced gura to play this as a humiliation ritual, right?
Stream tomorrow with the clock
STREAM TOMORROWbut it's a collab, ah well better than nothing
>I'm streaming tomorrowWe... we're so back...
STREAM TOMORROW
SOT is still alive
so, we're getting 3 streams in a row??? don't burn yourself out, Gura!
>Kronii collabwhy Gura why
THE MYTHICAL 3RD STREAM
She loves us!
Did they threaten to fire her
big brain challenge, if gura streams 2 days in a row, how many months of break will she take afterwards.
Ok, this activity activity kind of has me scared now...
She's so terribly insecure, fragile, and autistic. She needs her family watching over her all of the time. Mostly her cat.
>>93932382That's not Ame's account, retard. Dooby has her own account. That account belongs to someone else.
Honestly, yeah, I am getting suspicious. Huge bursts of streaming do not have a good track record lately.
>>93932623>in a rowno? no stream on monday so far
KRONII COLLAB
Okay, we're pass the acknowledgement part now of the recovery. Time to fix it, Gura.
>>93932698Ye. Amelia Watson
>doesn't have a spine>a plane and literally saturn>Struggles to pick bothGura...
>>93932698yeah, me
>>93932623not 3 in a row. she has this, tomorrow, and a kiara collab next week
>>93932698ok whos is it smart guy
>>93932711Ah, I got the dates messed up. But still only a one day break. 6 streams in the same month is still wild.
GURA I'M GETTING SUSPICIOUS NOW
>>93932711Stream tomorrow with Kroni apparently
>>93932705I’m not feeling too well Mr. Stark…
She's actually doing the graduation collab/stream carousel. Holy shit
5k ARS is almost 5 bucks
Did Gura just pass gas and try to pass it off as her hand?
>Immediately denies brap allegations
>>93932689It's a burst of manic motivation before what happens in September.
>>93932857Worry when she does one with someone from Advent or Justice
why is Gura scared of going to a quiet place to look at space through a telescope? What's there to be afraid of?
>alien abductionshe was watching that doob stream
>more frequent streams>collabi'm gonna doom
>>93930972I hate the nyamunyamy.
>>93932864+tax. so more like 8
i wonder if gura knows how easy it is to get coordinates out of a space photo
>>93932857No, that munmei today
>>93932811Her Mukkun
>>93932936>So one time I drank Nyquil amd saw an alien.
>sudden burst of activity and motivation>big project coming up and finishing soon>big festival she's excited for is around the corner>last big milestone about to be reached>big 5 years approachingShe's getting a masters degree in vtubing.
gura...
She's definitely on medication
Oh god
>>93932971sure looks like amelia to me
>everyone spamming dooby in chatOkay, this is cancer. Mention it in private/boards, not in chat.
>>93932705She always does this now. A burst of a few streams then disappears for a couple weeks/months.
>>93932971Yeah you're legitimately retarded.
>>93932940same desu
>>93932936Of course she was
>>93932925Sasquatch
>>93933032>expecting chat to not be retardedanon...
>>93932925Quiet place alone at night for a tiny child-woman? Wonder why...
>>93932940what is wrong with you do you want her to stream or not
Gura all those girls are asian. Of course they are good at this stuff
>>93933103Not pushing PL stuff was always something chat respected. At most they'd make a couple of sly comments.
>>93933032It's not actually retarded, this place is the only place that gives a fuck and even then it's only the holo threads.
>>93933000She's not excited for fes though.
Who is Alice Magic?
>>93933201>PL every time
>>93933200Bae played over and over again trying to beat Irys thats why she was so fast
>>93933201Sadly, today's retards are much more retarded than the retards from the last stream.
I love her so much, buds. I could let her unwind to me forever.
>>93933201She's a tourist magnet
>>93933201This was the case until Dokibird blew everything up. The vtuber 9/11
>>93933032anon, she has 27k viewers on stream
>>93933277Hopefully they fuck off between now and next stream.
>>93933258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or2EKCRgn20
Beetle goose
She finally showed her ID, now I can play against her.
>>93932603my wife second from the right
So Kronii is Gura Approved now?
>>93933459>now
My special ed wife...
>>93933459She always was.
>>93933459Everyone in SNOT is Gura approved
>>93933174Retard, are you new?Did you have your head up your ass right before Coco, Aqua, Ame, and Fauna graduated? All reduced streaming then came back with a bunch of streams and collabs and then announced their graduation.
>>93933459im pretty sure kronii is the first council member that she admitted to really liking.
>>93933359Ah, I thought the name was familiar.
goobie
>>93932689Why? This is literally how she's been acting for 3 years. There are small bursts of "a-are we back?" then she vanishes. Utterly. Brutally.
>>93933459Gura always liked kronii chumbie
>>93933511
>>93933317That obnoxiously loud, morbidly obese purple bitch is nowhere near as important as you /lig/gers think she is.
>>93933500>>93933516>>93933529>>93933549>>93933705glad to hear, i was afraid
I'm surprised she doesn't fall down more often
>>93933705That's not a chumbie.
That song always gives me Gosling vibes. I wanna bleed out in the snow while it plays
>>93932677Did she say that?
Gura is hot confirmed
>>93933548Chloe too, actually. But she did the stream/collab spam after announcing her graduation. She just announced it way ahead of time.
>>93933799Oops, wrong thread heheheeh~
>says she's hot>follows with these gura noisesjesus christ you dont' need to prove it this hard
I would be very bad at this game. My brain turns to mush when I have any sort of time pressure.
>>93930882>Source: I know someone who works in the LA branch.Classic Cuckposter "I tooooootally have inside sources" L. Have another reminder that they are.>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you">"That's not all she wants to do"https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959The Cuckposter has lost. He will be back to keep shitting up threads, but never forget the fact that he is indisputably wrong.
I want nothing more in life than to devour gura's tiny pussy while she is playing this and sweating and moaning T o T
>>93933902Silly ruffian
goobus is wearing her cute outfit
has she used this overlay before? it's like she's sitting in my lap... it's so cute...
>>93933970newbud...
>>93933970Yeah? How new?
>>93933970how new
>>93933970Cute newbud
>>93933970It's been a long time
>>93933548kys retard Ive never watched anyone but gura
Genuine question, she has a school girl outfit but dosent use it for today's prefect stream. Why?
>>93933919The AI is getting too powerful.
>>93930882
>4 hands gumbie
>>93934032Atlantean is her favorite
>>93933917You're even more pathetic and embarrassing than the pajeet.
LOOK AT HER THIGHS
>>93933680Yeah, but now we got a lot more graduations and RM activity.
She's going through some shit and clearly she still sees us as emotional support, she loves us.
>>93933459Kronii x gura collabs are the funniest and carried by their banter aloneI hope she reachest to kroni more
>>93933992>>93933993>>93934000>>93934014You can not really blame people. For many this is the first Gura stream they ever watched
reminder that she had voice shadowbanned for years
oh, voice isn't filtered anymore
I'm going to kill vocal fry
>>93934093>some shitAnon, I appreciate the sentiment of her still loving us, but "some" shit is a massive understatement given how long this has gone on for.
>>93934029Didn't ask, faggot.
She said that two years ago
>who mentioned my voice, because now i need cumim almost there gura
>>93934140Theres no way advent and justice brought that many newfags in
>>93934158how new it's been ages since it was filtered
>>93934070But she should dress up for the occasion right? You wouldn't wear your gawr gura T shirt for a job interview too no?
>>93934278>how new>it's been agesAt least make sense with your insults, anon
>>93934298If its under my suit then yeah
Goob seems like she's in a better mood tonight. Better mood than the Miside stream
>>93934093I don't buy this for 1 goddamn second
IM GONNA CUM TO GOOB
>>93934093If that were true, she wouldn't have disappeared for 3 months, dumbbud.
I like Guras vocal fry because I find it sexy
I'll pay damn it....sell it more often
>>93934328kek I laughed at the other anon
>>93934183Some bad things linger. I won't make a dumb argument or something. Actually watch and listen to her.
>>93934093God, I wish I was as fucking stupid as you so I could actually enjoy life.
sorry for asking about the overlay
when goombie makes words my ears like it
>>93934502Trust me bro you are a complete idiot and everyone thinks so "pats head"
>>93934551YOU SHOULD BE
this shark is too funny
Gura does not want you to cum on her.
>>93934551not enough you require correction
>>93934551Its okay chumbie
>>93934624FALSE
>>93934551It's OK, she's hardly used it, so I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people haven't seen it or don't remember.
>>93934551It was almost a full Presidental term ago dont sweat it despite all the funny reactions others are having
>>93934551Get in the chum jar.
Baguraette honhonhon
>>93934624Only inside
Is she having an existential crisis?
It's been a while since she read me on stream. Feels as good as the first time.
>>93934745It seems to be a regular occurrence for her.
How can a little anime woman be so cute
>>93934551CORRECTION
Gura is a lesbian
>>93934745if you don't have regular existential crises you're probably retarded
i wonder if itll be fortnite tomorrow with kronk
>>93934833
>>93934624ANAL ONLY
My daughterwife is counting right now. Quiet down chumbies
For King and Cunny!
>>93934830She's just like me...
>>93934946orse
>>93934624She needs to be pollenated.
>>93934581You're a naive retard and I'm jealous. I wish I was as dumb as you so that I'd never notice how much of a liar she was and so that I'd never realize that her actions never match what she says.I wish I was a fucking idiot like you so that I could remain blissfully unaware forever and never wonder why everything she does indicates she's a lying whore. I want to operate my brain on faith like you and not logic or reasoning. I think I would genuinely be happier.
>>93934624She's hinted at a bukkake fetish so much that it makes me angry when it gets denied.
>>93935079Are you a fembud?
Stop replying.
Stop posting.
>>93935112When? I'd like to believe that, but I can't think of anything that would support it.
Baby Einstein was responsible for making children autistic. Is this true?
>>93935210Gura said so, so yeah.
>>93935119No. I'm a STEMbud.
>what is a penguin if it's not a mammal Gura...
>>93935204She spent months with that jar on stream and that's just one of the most blatant.
Chumbies I thought birds were mammals...
>>93935354yeah they have hair under their feathers don't they?
Man, Gura is REALLY stupid.
>>93935354
GURA TENSAI!
>>93930805>Americans have a debuff to language learning chumbieGod this is so fucking real. Im teaching in japan and my euro friend whose been here just as long knows way more japanese than any american teacher here.
My wife is pretty smart.
>fairly good
>>93935354Mammals don't lay eggs chumbie.
>>93935326I think she just thinks it's funny, but I can see what you mean.
>>93935480actually
gura's big meaty shark dick
>>93933548>Chloe comes back from break and announces graduation>starts streaming and collabing a lot>Fauna comes back from break and announces graduation>starts streaming and collabing a lot>Gura comes back from break and... doesn't announce anything>does 2 streams and 1 collab>guys she's totally gonna announce graduation any time now!Retardbud you even got the order wrong...
>>93935480platypus wants to have a word with you
She is so close to confirming herself that she actually has brain problems.
>>93935480ERM, ACKSHUALLY
>next potential career path
uh
>>93935508The jar will always be funny
Are there any women in EOD?
SUSPICIOUS
>>93935563Perry?
>>93935563Platypuses are not real
>>93935702yes
>>93934298I would. I'd take my Gura daki with me as well, site her by my side, and say she's my wife who gives me strength.
>>93935724You're not real
>>93935776I am you.
I want to eat a platypus
>>93935724you're not real
>>93935354Least retarded american comment of the year
>>93935724>Its a Mammal>With a duckbill it uses for ecolocation>It also lays eggs>Its also got a poison stingerYeah im calling bullshit on this one
shark brain, I love my daughterwife
>>93935665Yes
Gura would probably be a better employee than most of the people I work with.
echidna bros...
>>93935563The platypus exists to spite god and the laws of nature, it doesen't count.
>>93935849also webbed feet like an otter
ZATSU TIME
heavy is the head that wears the crown
Is she having suicidal thoughts?The way she talks about bomb defusal...
>>93932677She just said she has to stream or else...
>I don't remember how to streamIs this....is this why she was in a square during miside?
>>93935480Some sharks don't lay eggs either.
she was experimenting with obs and thats why the chat isnt there right now
>>93936032She can survive the crushing deapths of the ocean. She should be able to survive a bomb with minimal injuries and would actually be a pretty good cantidate for the job
Gura, you shouldn't be at the beach at night during winter...
Gura, talk to your branchmates
>she's going to update OBS in the middle of a streamit's over
Gura is naked RIGHT NOW
my crazy sharkwife...
>>93932705LITERALLY the same every year, she streams more leading to holofes
>>93936032She just like me
mating press
>>93935849They also basically sweat milk becuase they don't have nipples.
>>93936164
gura hates kronii confirmed
>>93936260I thought I had learned it all when I found out about the poison then theres this
>>93935849>In 1799, the first scientists to examine a preserved platypus body judged it a fake made of several animals sewn together.
I want to eat prey animals
gonna need a soundpost of proof? Source?
CRIMINAL CHUMBUD WAKE UP
>>93936465you mean you don't?
Lie Detectors are actually terrible because all it detects is nerves and unfortunately it CAN be just accurate enough that people believe in them. Yeah a 60% accuracy sounds nice but a 40% chance of getting it wrong is way to high
told you she is a fed
>>93936490
I want Gura to taze me as I attempt to kidnap/marry her
>>93936593The real purpose of them is to get the people that don't know they're bunk to confess.
>>93936635at least post the gura version
I wish I could find another women like Gura out there... I tried dating apps and the normies women I met are below my expections. All they talk about is career aspirations and financial stability.
I've had thoughts like that before.Even if I was put under a lie detector test, I could never trust my overly anxious heart to give the truth even though I would have nothing to lie about.
>>93936756
YOUTUBE DIDN'T NOTIFY ME THAT THAT STREAM STARTED! CHUMBUDS TELL ME IT'S NOT TOO LATE
I want to travel with her..
most normal chumbuds
>>93936862
>>93936862gameplay is over, chatting just started
>>93936862It's over she fucking hates you
>>93936862It's about over chumbie.
I love airports
>>93936862what stream
YES PLAY PIKMIN GURA
I don't like pikmin
I can't wait for the pikmin streams
>>93936777Did you tell them about gura
Nightshiftbud, make sure her travels go smooth like a babie's butt cheeks.make those TSA wards to let her pass through unbothered.
Gura never streams, wtf are you all talking about?
I don't have faith in Gamefreak to make a good Pokemon game that doesn't dip below 30 FPS, buds
Fantasy Life mentioned!
She said she wanted to zatsu with public chat, please enjoy her.
>>93936918Literally me>>93937047Get in the van citizen
>>93937094I don't care about the FPS, I don't trust them to make it good
>>93937140
there are the yawns
>>93937063meant for >>93936759
>>93937075Will do chumbiecaptcha TSA0H
>>93937190she's making me eepy too
is Gura a chud?
She's watching movies without us again
Still jealous of that fucking cat that gets to enjoy her pits.
we cool?
?
>>93937178
>>93937094They can't make games anymore and they are out of design ideas
>>93937094They unironically just need to go back to the classic formula. Simplify the graphics a bit, go back to sprites or something, but undo the dexcut bullshit and focus on making a good game like the first few titles instead of catering to kids with no attention span like they did from the 3DS on.
Gura should join in on our Bible readings
>I like religion mysteryGura Davinci Code watchalong when?
>>93937339Yeah
>>93937322She said a while back he stopped that and now just goes for her feet.
I missed the entirety of the stream because of a napSummarize the stream in 2 words starting with G and C
>>93936862how do you not have her usual streaming time coded into your DNA yet?
I wanna break into the vatican with Gura
only holo with the balls to actually mention any religion
>She likes the holy mysteries of religionGura Christian confirmed>Luce mentionREEEEEEEE
LUCE MENTION
Gura likes Luce
Gura wants to say Luce is hot SO BAD
>>93937424Gura Christian
Clean your room goddamn
>>93937368>>93937370I'd sell my best friend into slavery to go back to sprites
>>93936996I thought the bottle was sitting on her huge oppai from the thumbnail
>>93937450Other than Shiori who will act like a turbodyke but then beat herself up for saying The Lord's name in vain.
Luce cute!
>>93937461shes jewish dude>israel agrees to ceasefire>2 gura streams alreadyshes not needed at the idf right now
>>93937424gura cmart
god she is so based
Please never let her stop yapping
Any kaijubuds in here?
>>93937582its trump inauguration
Gura HATES Catholicism confirmed.
What was she afraid to say? That Luce is hot?
She should fortnite again with Mumei
