>I'm not like OTHER girls, I can COOK unlike those lazy sluts!>I'll cook for you too! I'll be your mommy girlfriend since I know you're an incel manchild>p-please pick me, PLEASE I'll even let you hit me! Just pick me!!!!
>>94049913God i love her ill bully her with my supas next stream
>>94049913>t. seething femanon that can't cook
>>94049913i can build a house
>>94049913Jelly sounds based, you sound like a pathetic faggot.
>>94049913woman thread, baked with vagina yeast
>>94049913I pick her
>>94049913*picks her*now what
>>94050348Picrel
>>94049913fish market thread
oh my god you people don't like women at all fucking faggots
>>94050290I pick you.
>>94049913Learn to fucking cook, you lazy slut.
>>94050056>>94050340>>94050348>>94050359>>94051261>>94051444You're all such manchildren it's unbelievable. No wonder Jelly has this market locked down so tight. Don't worry, I'm sorry your internet mommy is going to bring you your chicken nuggets and tell you how ok it is that you hate women and want to take their rights away.
>>94051537Again, learn to cook, you zoom-zoom twat. For your own fucking sake at least.
>>94051328it's sticky so I wonder if it would be a good emulsifier, as an egg replacement
>>94051537shut up and post tits
>>94051537cooking isn't that hard retardit's basic competency for any adult
>>94051690frwhat is this foid complaining about
>>94049913Which niji or holo announced graduation?
>>94049913Her phone auto corrected, she meant to say she can cuck
>>94051537I do the cooking and build the house because that's just what being a functioning adult does.
>>94051537Okay.
>>94049913I like Jelly. She's pretty neat.
It is crazy how many women offer nothing except access to a vagina. No wonder men aren't dating anymore.
>>94052565If that's all someone has then really any toy will do
>>94049913>Google a recipe>follow the instructionsDoes this really filter you? There's even a million step-by-step YouTube videos you can pause and rewind at any time if any step confuses you.
>>94049913Yes.
Fucking embarrassing display. Man or woman, if you can't cook at a reasonable level, you are a failure who chooses to project your insecurities onto others.
>>94049913Yes I would marry Jelly
>>94049913Bitch, I can do both.
>>94049913Coming home from a long day at work and being greeted by your cute daughterwife Jelly cooking you a nice loving dinner, eating together, and then roughly fucking her on every piece of furniture in your house.
>>94051537Wow, is it really this easy to bait chuds?
>>94049913OP is a woman. Everyone should learn to cook. If you can't cook you're a failure.
Most girls actually can't cook and it fucking infuriates me.
>>94054269>Most girls actually can't cookNo shot this is true. If it is then that's legit sad. Why can't girls follow instructions?
>>94049913Jelly is from a country where women want to be married before they're 30. You're from a country where women film themselves fucking 1000 men before 30. It is simply a different, and in your case shittier, culture.
>>94051537You need to chill. She's clearly farming certain type of viewers, but you don't need to get so mad about it.Did she steal your viewers?
>>94051855They're complaining because they're more mindbroken by the modern world than all these supposed vtuber girlfailures are. They should complain, it's just too bad they don't choose their targets better.
>>94049913What else did you expect from Pickme Connect?
>>94051537Girls should be mommies and boys should be daddies and there's literally nothing wrong with that. You are the one who has wholly incompatible viewpoints and thinks you should just be paid to be girl.
Most boys actually can't fix an HVAC system and it fucking infuriates me.
>>94054389Also, Jelly love <3
>>94054370Feminism has brainwashed girls into thinking a girl that can cook is part of the patriarchy, when literally everyone should know how to cook.
>>94049913Learn to cook, femanon. It will make you healthier, less fat, less poor, and a more interesting person. You might even seethe less.
>>94054370Helicopter parents in a hugbox doing everything for them while telling them it's fine they can't do anything with a corpo society gaslighting them into becoming helpless "liberated" consoomers that pay out the nose for pre-made slop at 800% markup while depressing the labor market by clogging it with their fat so it's impossible to have an better working conditions or livable wages. And the real fact is that if you can't cook a mean competition worthy brisket for when she comes home Jerry ain't gon give you the time of day. The unfortunate part of that is that they're in their late 20's to mid-30's before they realize the hit job society did on their braindead ass.
>woman can cookshouldn't that be expected?
>>94054901If you're ever having a bad day start at Scarle's early cooking streams and just grind your way forward.
>can you make food taste goodvs>can you be an electrician, plumber, architect, designer and some other shit I left out all at the same timeThat doesn't quite seem like equal expectations.
>>94051537Hello, Clara.
>>94049913
>>94049913cutest femboi
>>94049913>can you build a houseif you give me the materials and a good reason to build a house, yes I can
>>94049913>p-please pick me, PLEASE I'll even let you hit me!I'm sold
>I'll even let you hit meHold on, you have my attention
>>94052666anon people are fucking retards
Thread made by a seething woman
>>94054370woman are mollycoddled into believing men will just do everything because that’s what they deserve
>>94054901Men are objectively better cooks than women, there's a reason most of the top chefs are all men.
Of course I pick her Jelly IS my wife after all
>>94056112>Betraying Alice
worse is when a woman tells you she can cook and then makes you a salad. Biggest disappointment i had in a long time.
>>94056177give her the same in return and hand her a bowl of cereal
Why do you hate women so much, anon? Is it because you weren't born as one? Why not transition? You'll be much happier as a girl!
>>94055101Why is Clara getting dragged into this. Doesn't she mostly just sing and act like a cheerful funny retard?
>>94056494She got a secret account where she seethes about a lot of things.
>>94056494Yes, and it's unforgivable. Clara must BURN.>>94056606So true!
>>94056283>>>/r9k/
>>94049913why are you seething so hard over three words
>>94056800Wow, banished to r9k. That's very cruel anon
>>94054370Why can't men on this board get wives? No shot you can't replicate the basic thing every ancestor managed
>>94057126Woah hey now, it's not men's fault. Women should be more accommodating to my ineptitude
>>94057126''''people'''' like you deserve to suffer like a fudking dog then die alone and scared
>>94057126Why would I want to be more miserable?
>>94057126Incoming (You) record itt lol
>>94057382Seethe
>>94056494>act like a cheerful funny retard?Bruh, she does not hide it well.
>>94057596Dunno about him but not digging and just enjoying things has been nice
>>94057777Wasted quads. On stream, she does not hide well her bitterness towards men.
>>94057777Yo, is that an actual truth drop. Incredible. Playing a boobily bouncing bunnygirl trying to make others happy is an act of goddamned courage when most of her (our) generation keeps itself busy seething angrily onto gendered echo chambers on reddit. If she slips up now and then it only makes me like her more. Keep it up homegirl
Jelly thread! Yippee!Only pictures and videos of Jelly allowed past this line.Post your finest Jelly media.
>>94054770As a male cooking made me more fat but that's cause I'm lazy. I was thinner when I starved cause I was too fucking lazy to put on proper clothes and go buy fast food. Now I can make better food for less than doordash. If I had selfcontrol I could cook healthy shit but fuck that.
>>94049913Umm sister, can you have a melty somewhere else?
>>94052666yeah but that takes EFFORT
Nonstop deep french kissing Jelly's asshole after she's spent the day playing Solitaire and sitting in her squeaky ass chair.
>>94055757Basically women are failures.>>94057126Women have to be worth it before men spend their average lifetime wage of 4 million dollars on them.
>>94059075It takes more effort to make it fattening. Stop dressing your pasta and using so much butter/oil/cheese. Cut the juice/liquor/sweets. Smaller portion sizes or get smaller plates and bowls if you're a retarded animal. No snacking, period.
>>94057227>>94057514You're not entitled to a man's wallet. Why are you not able to understand that, you talking animals?>>94057519You created this thread because you are seething and coping that you are an undesirable fmeale, then trying to flip it as "a-actually men are the problem for not wanting me! losers can't get wives like me!" when people tell you that you're a spoiled womanchild who isn't worth a single dime, WHICH is probably why you're in /wvt/ seething all day about Jelly and Gura and other successful, likable, feminine vtubers. You fat whore.
>>94059314Only 4 million? No wonder you're alone...
>>94059454It's a bait thread. Are you ESL?
>>94058744>If she slips up now and then it only makes me like her more.You are so fucking whipped man.
>>94058176Her entire mentality is demanding ultragigachad, a literal god in fact, and then being assblasted she can't get it. She, like all other women like her, deserve their bitterness because she's not worth a fucking god but is unwilling to accept she's not as especial as everyone told her she was in highschool.
>>94051537Uhhh based
>>940595334 million divided by 40 working years is 100k a year, which is the top 15% of incomes.You are not a top 15% woman, you're a fat whore seething about superior women. Now die alone.
>>94059592The only people on this board crying about esls are esls, shut the fuck up you third world faggotoid.
>>94059690>seething about superior womenWut?
>>94057126Sex with Wemi
So any hopes for what her Birthday merch is going to be this year? I think a Jelly puzzle or jorb squishy would be cool.
>>94051537>calls people manchildren>cant cookkek
>>94049913>cooking food in a pan for 15 minutes is equivalent to constructing an entire functional living space
>>94051537>A girl panders to what men want>WHY MEN LIKE HER !?!?!?!?I hope your post is just baitIf not, meds, for real
>>94049913give it to me straight, is this woman american/canadian or if she from malaysia like I've seen others bring up? I only watch vtubers from the developed world.
>>94049913I cook myself so having a girlfriend that I can cook and talk food with sounds great.
>>94049913>can you build a houseWe practiced making log cabins and forts with bush materials on hand in summer camp, I can.Dumbass bitch.
>>94049913>99% of Twitter is obvious rage bait for engagement purposes>Retards still fall for itI know I shouldn't expect much from a vtuber, but this one is even dumber and more obvious than the "man or bear" bit.
>>94049913I want to hold her tiny hands.
>>94067961Pretty sure she’s SEA like her fans
>>94051537shut the fuck upanyone can cookeven a retard like you
>>94049913Isn't Phase the /pol/ company?Why would anyone date a schizo?
>>94057126Don't pretend like you're getting any action either, femanon.
>>94049913>Thinks cooking is equivalent to building an entire fucking houseCooking is a skill that any grown ass person should have regardless of gender. My dad's an engineer but is also a pretty damn good cook.Making shit by yourself in general is also really damn satisfying, especially if others appreciate it. Made some barbeque and fried rice and felt like a god when my family liked it and finished eating it, with my little nephew even licking the plate clean.
>>94073754I've been trying to get a gf for so long, I don't care anymore as long it has a hole
>>94074843I feel like I'm broken because I don't get that feeling of satisfaction. I still do it sometimes because I have to but that's it.
>>94049913Men and women should want to be desirable to each other.
>>94049913post cock
>>94076951Shit fagknight found the bait thread
>>94076186Feels like bigger paws makes it cuter
Quick! Someone post Jelly's BGM
>>94051537Show your tits or btfo
>>94049913>>94051537>Guys who are willing to take the trash out and mow the lawn are now pickmes
The more people anti Jerry the more I like her. And I'm not even a phase tranny, I just like Jelly a lot.
Jelly on the Telly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazq7rdlKeM
Anyone else find it really funny but also extremely miserable when someone actually says "pick me" unironically?Like the "person" saying it is effectively broadcasting how undesirable and deeply bitter they are.
>>94078610Why does she sound like she's about to have a panic attack at any moment and start crying?
>>94080447She is SEA
I don't understand why zoomzoom women can't cook. Cooking is the easiest thing in the world. Every man and woman should know how to feed themselves.
>>94049913I never knew Phase is so based
>>94080487Good SEA or bad SEA? Either way I'm starting to see the appeal.
>>94049913Based
nice
>>94049913I love Jelly so much bros
>has a basic life skill>femanon seethes that jerry is a pickme Is it that easy? In the time you've dedicated to making this thread you could have looked up two or three recipes to make and try and gone to the store or ordered groceries to make them.
>>94050056spbp, kys OP
where are the phase antis now huh??? btfo trannies like OP >>94049913
>>94049913I didn't know jelly was a pickme.
>>94049913She is so based....
>>94049913wtf I love phase now
>>94049913Based for making femanons and trannies seethes
>>94049913On a real note. If you're older than 25 and you don't know how to cook, you're just an overgrown child.
Just crack an egg over a hot pan. Easy as
>>94049913Based. How could indies even compete?
>>94071496Nothing wrong being SEA
>>94049913Most NEET men already know how to cook though
ITT nobody actually watches streams and gets that it's a joke about cooking meth
>>94049913so let me get this straight. If they are le quirky video gamer 'not like the other girls' they're a pick me. If they are a traditional wifey who cooks they're a pick me. Just fucking kys, apparently every girl on earth is a pick me to you.
>>94083761every girls on earth will be picked before the ones who cry about pickmes
>>94049913how does Jelly have antis?
>>94049913Yes! Hit her, Bully her with love and kisses
Holy shit no wonder they're called Phase Cucks lmao
>>94078485No hate for Jelly unless >>94073525 is real
It's a background check. Did she have a good household where she watched her parents cook and help them or did she grew up in a crackhouse or was her mother a partywhore who herself didn't know how to cook.
>>94059596That's all you got for me? I'm not going to hate on a dented can if she's sincerely trying her best with sincere intentions. Vtubing is the island of misfit toys, that's why I like it. You will find worse things, and worse people, in the world if you apply yourself a bit more. I guarantee it.
>>94085770You write well
>>94051537Cooking is not hard
>>94049913STOP BEING JEALOUS YOU FUCKING FEMOID
jeremiah my brother
>>94051537Femoid fingers wrote this post
>>94049913LMFAO. Get BTFO by Jelly you femoid subhumans
>>94049913this is why ill never date american women
>>94057126I can't kill people for a loyal wife unlike them, the way switched from being successful to being charismatic
>>94049913Based>>94050056spbp
>>94084242NIJISEETHEHOLOSEETHE
>>94049913basado>>94051537get fucked retard
>>94051537I'll watch Jelly so you can seethe so hard
>>94049913Based and Trump-pilled.
Why can't people cook? You just follow the instructions and use some common sense to judge if the things you cook look ready or not. No one expects you to be Gordon Ramsey, but making normal meals that taste fine is not that difficult
>>94049913I love her. That's my girl.
Nice bait thread, but alsopost what you've cooked today
>>94054423>Girls should be mommies and boys should be daddiesFor their children, and only for them. If you need your spouse act as your surrogate parent, then you should go get your head checked.
>>94081173Yeah, unless you are doing one of those "three billion steps and two weeks worth of preparations" pastries, i don't want to hear anything about cooking being hard.
>>94051537go to the kitchen, woman, and learn to cook
>>94055818That's true of most things, women are culturally expected to be competent at it though, unlike menThe fact that men are deciding to just do this shit themselves instead is grim
>>94056177Good salads are fucking great though, made with fresh ingredients and with good sauces even the meatless ones are really nice and filling
>>94071496I wonder how tf she got involved with phase then. most of them are canadians or americans and the rest are japanese with one italian.
>>94051328R.I.P.
Anyone can cook, just follow the recipe
>>94092774t. guy who thinks he can cook but can't
>>94057126I have genuinely never felt attraction to a single woman I know
>>94093075What do you think is required to learn the mystic art of cooking?
>>94093267love
>>94049913>>94051537You genuinely suck as a man or woman if you can't cook at all.
>>94049913Am I the only one who find both these reactions to be over the top and out of place? Cooking is more common place thanks to Youtube videos and nothing compared to building a house. On the other hand how does stating "I can cook" an answer to the other poster or challenging her point in any way?
Anyone can build a house, just follow the instructions
>>94091143Anon. Cooking is an extremely basic life skill for anyone at any point in their lives. Do you think people on expeditions had women cook for them? Armies had camp followers, sure, but men were expected to take care of themselves which includes cooking. Having a woman cook for you is great, it's heartening, it part of the collaboration that is life with a partner. Being incapable of cooking or otherwise defective on the matter is absurdly pathetic. You utterly and thoroughly fail as a human being if you cannot prepare your own food.
>>94051537Based men here are so fucking braindead its unreal
>>94095651Buddy you might actually be genuinely retarded. The "question" is a question, it's an accusation: "You shouldn't ask women if they can cook". Jellies' response is a rejection of the accusation, by prompting the answer without being asked she demonstrates that it is not in fact a question people should be afraid to ask or answer.Please go back and finish middle school, pick up some basic reading competency because good lord that was an embarrassing display of literacy.
>>94049913Being a pick-me is literally the job.
So I tuned into her last stream and I immediately started thinking about how easy it would be to manhandle her and ended up watching the whole thing. Is that normal?
>>94093241Anon you might want to sit down for this
>>94093241https://files.catbox.moe/bguxu3.mp4
>>94071496So she can cook.
>>94099014Yes, it is normal.
>>94049913>>94051537I don't even know who this girl is but you need to post your armpits right now you angry whore.
>>94067303Women are shocked when I say 'I can cook'. And then I get shocked that they get shocked.My guess is what they qualify as 'cooking' is making a dish with a name; pad thai, butter chicken et cetera. Like, throwing mince meat on a pan (what I do) they don't consider cooking. Some women have even asked how I can eat just that alone.
>>94049913you sound like you fuck up your boyfriends dinner and mald about him beating your gay femboy ass
>>940499133d women were a mistake. We have to go back to 2d.Also, yes I can build a house.
>>94102476Minecraft dont count buddy
>>94049913Nice
>>94049913nimicuckseethe
>>94049913>cooking is so difficult for modern women that they compare it to building a house Truly grim.
OP really seething over 3 words
>>94096024>"Men are braindead!">Can't cook.
>>94049913sis, you should learn to cook too. So many younger generations of women don't know shit, they just order food delivery.
Sis this is some reddit level bait, post tits and say that you are sorry
>Will never get to experience her soul draining jellyjob techniqueWhat the fuck is even the point
>>94059606That sounds like an awful lot of projection
>>94062231A manju
>>94073754It's not
>>94051537>women when another woman does the bare minimum which is a skill necessary to sustain yourself
>>94081173Fast food has destroyed a generation of doers. Many people only care about having money so they can pay somebody else to do it.
>>94081424Jelly is pretty good
>>94082031The new target is Nimi. Once they get bored of her they'll return to shit on Phase.
>>94083907She has based opinions about men and female roles which clash with the modern propaganda from the west.
>>94051537Such a retarded bait and yet so many people fall for it.
>>94108151More like samefag it
>>94099014Yep, that's the Jelly experience, she's tiny
>>94051537Is this isn't a troll, it's honestly just sad.I'm sure I could smell you IRL if we were in the same street.
>>94052565Exactly.Find yourself a girl that can build a house and cook.
>>94079351The only people that use pickme are lardass women who don't take care of themselves and expect everyone else to do the hard work for them.AKA little princess diva types, the most insufferable fuckers on the planetI don't know what is worse though, female diva types or male diva types.
>>94099014If you really want to know more of the truer Jelly, watch her Alice streams.She said herself that it is closer to how she really is and it felt almost uncomfortable to her to act it out because she tries to keep a distance between her and vtubing not so much as trying to play a role, but as a protective measure against her on a subconscious level. (ire directed at Jelly is ire directed at Jelly, she is not Jelly, she simply plays Jelly, etc.)I got erect at the Alice streams, both in my pants and my heart. I don't know how that latter one is possible, but erect it was
>>94049913>>I'm not like OTHER girls, I can COOK unlike those lazy sluts!>>I'll cook for you too! I'll be your mommy girlfriend since I know you're an incel manchild>>p-please pick me, PLEASE I'll even let you hit me! Just pick me!!!!Absolutely based. Women literally can't get any better than this.>can you build a house?I can. Contrary to popular belief, building a house is relatively easy, especially if the materials are readily available or cheap.There are countless books and websites and videos on how to build houses of different styles and materials on the internet.I could build a house with stones, with logs, with woodframe, with rammed earth, with adobe, with fired clay bricks, with cinder blocks, with reinforced concrete, with mud, etc. I could also do the plumbing and the electric wiring.It might not be up to professional standards, but it will be more than enough to live in for decades and save on rent.Most people in first world countries would rather pay a gorillion dollars to illegal immigrants with fake diplomas and no real knowledge of construction to build a crappy house haphazardly, or pay a trillion dollars in rent to Shekelberg and Geldbaum, than to dare merely look up how houses are built to see whether they could do it themselves. It's so fucking ridiculous.
Jelly is my second favorite Phase Chudette
>>94049913>>since I know you're an incel manchildVased, so based, literally me, and I'm much more valuable than a food delivery app phone foid
>>94056494Outee herself as a seething leftist foid with the election results
>>94102056Fagboys usually like beatings though
>>94049913>>94051537seething femoid cooklet hands typed these posts
>>94110482You can't build your own house in a developed country, in the city, you have a million regulations, taxes, and inspectors to pay. You could build your own house only in the countryside outside of government sight.
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>>94049913Being feminine is a threat to trannies who want to be men. Modern leftist "women" want to become men.
>>94049913I would do ANYTHING, literally anything for her, as long as it doesn't involve getting a job or taking any responsibility in life
>>94051537I know this is bait from a man pretending to be a woman but the astounding number of replies feeling called out proves just how easy it is to trigger these types
>>94049913How the fuck is being able to cook the equivalent of "building a house"!?!??! As vile and disgusting as Jelly is that women she is responding to is far, far worse. Legitimately making me furious what the fuck.
>>94119722What is it that makes her vile and disgusting?
>>94120561Indie twitch thot pick me girfter girl.But she is still better than the average women on the internet as the girl she is replying to shows.
>>94049913Have you considered just learning to cook instead of seething about your betters online. Its a basic life skill for adults.
>>94120739Are we talking about the same Jelly?
>>94049913Are you woman?
>>94049913Log off
>women seething about her success daily I'm so glad Jelly has made it. Others are dare I say, a little bit jelly, of Jelly.
This thread is still alive?!I kneel to the femanon who farmed so many seething incels.
>>94049913I just really want Jelly to sit on my face while she's playing her autism simulators.
>>94049913why only jelly gets these kind of threadsalso she doesn't even know how to code so obviously the pandering would work for those who also don't know how to code or use a computerimagine losing to THAT,femanon
>>94051537>the female seethes >not picked
>>94090335If you can't show you can be affectionate, caring and competent in the tasks you'd have to do as a parent while being a spouse, you don't deserve to be a parent
