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While you were out partying, Biboo studied the blade While you ignored the prophesy, Biboo prepared for war.And now that fire and brimstone is at your door, you have the nerve to ask Koseki Bijou for her help, in your hour of need?
>>94061308Going on a spirit quest and getting real confused because you're pretty sure this rock girl wasn't a part of the myths you'd been studying.
Everyone's too busy working on their contest entries to post in the thread, r-right?
>>94065235Help, how do I write Kurokami good without having Fubuki there as a mirror/foil?
>>94060498HoloZoo Tycoon!Welcome to the biggest zoo around filled with the most exotic of beasts!(You) are its proud owner and the sole manager!Watch as Okayu and Korone play in the same exhibit!Enjoy Gigi's antics with the doll donated to her!Oh, but what's this?Fauna has gone pink from Pink Elephant Disease! Better cure her!Sweet, some other zoo donated an unknown animal to yours, with no strings attached!Oh no, it's a killer penguin named Kaela, you'd better keep her busy with videogames if you value your life!Meanwhile, Gura somehow ended up outside of her tank despite having increidbly tall walls containing her!A guest is complaining about the lack of bathrooms despite having three unoccupied ones next to him!Kronii is getting increasingly stressed out and ill over the lack of food and water despite having ten full dishes in her exhibit!Now she's on a rampage and needs to be sedated!While you're freaking out over her eating a guest alive, your numbers go red, forcing you to begin demolishing trees and rocks for money!This zoo will put you into an early grave, but you love it all the same!
>>94065697Watch some clips of her, you've got a lot of freedom beyond the basics you will see there. It's not like she appears often
>>94065235Unironically, yes.And I finally cut it to exactly 3000 words.
>>94066121So dominant cute tsundere willing to indulge in your peculiarities / willing to commit?
>>94061308>>94062739I feel like the chuuni act is conscious domloss bait by her
>>94066489>Chuuni girl not so edgy after getting uppies.
>>94066489What about the reverse, where you find out all her chuuni powers are actually real and now you have some hyped up, overpowered girl to deal with
>>94066914Then you must guide her on her quest in order to prepare her to fulfill the prophecy and seal The Devil after her 600 year revival cycle set to end in a few months.
>>94065697>>94066464I think Kurokami isnt a tsundere. She's very straightforward and blunt, seeing as how she says "if i dont feel scared i shouldnt shout" or "why would i marry you?".Actually she'd be like "yeah i love you, you know that, shut up". She's decisive, curt and abrasive but doesnt lie or deflect
>>94066489She wants the second-in-command of the Demon King to punish her butthole after he proves that his sword is greater
Maybe the reason our writers are so starved is that they dont eat enough meat
>>94068655Man, that sure is a lot of meat...
>>94060498While you're out fishing, a pirate ship pulls up and you get kidnapped to become a part of the crew led by Marine.But the crew is filled with office ladies and otakus while the captain is a horny cosplayer hag.You pull out your glass eye and kick off your prosthetic leg.You've been looking for an excuse to relive your golden days.Even if you aren't in charge, you will whip them into shape and turn Marine into the terror of the seven seas....just gotta teach her to stop undressing herself.
>>94070122meat is part of a balanced diet
>>94068655>>94071302I think I need a glass of milk to wash down all this meat.....
>>94068655>>94070122Perfect for rearing strong and healthy children to help around the farm.
>>94072302Imagine walking into a farm where toddlers benchpress bulls and the mother casually carries gigantic trees to chop into firewood.Meanwhile, the father is just a dry deboned thing flaping in the wind with a proud smile on what's left of his face.
>>94060498Scientists warned folks about global warming for years, but what nobody expected was another ice age. Even fewer expected it to result in most of the population /becoming/ Lamy.The city you live in has already been blocked off for quarantine, but you have to escape before it's too late. It's your last chance.You gear up and leave your apartment with bottles of sake as your only weapon. The high-pitched laughter in the background chills you to the bone as much as the cold air, but you push onward, determined to make it through.Unbeknownst to you, that grey hair you found in the morning was actually blue.
>>94073667Help! How do I cure Lamy Virus?!? My friend got it and now he has an insatiable appetite for sake....
>>94075567Just exchange saliva and share a drink, it will all be okay
>>94072302>be lord anon the anonymous, after years of war against other kingdoms, its time to rebuild>one day you get notice that a knight has passed out on the border of your territory. It takes like two strong men to help you carry him to your state>Whoops. ITs a woman. Apologies for removing your armor my lady>She's a silent and curt woman, seems to really hate talking to men and if it wasnt for her wounds and hunger, she'd be on her way>Ask to be left alone with her. You recognize her banner and tell her its okay, that there's peace now so if she's seeking a place to start again she can try here>she reluctantly agreeand then some slow burn until Noel finally comes out of her shell and crushes your pelvis
>>94075567Reminder if you are infected, you MUST follow these rules:>maximize contact with healthy individuals, make sure not to stay any further from them than 1 meter>do NOT wear masks>always carry a bottle of sake with you; spit into it before offering to an uninfected human and convince them to have a drink>do NOT deny any attempts to touch or suck your growing or fully grown boobs>if you are accompanied by other infected individuals and outnumber the nearest group of healthy ones 4 to 1, engage in intercourse if possible (consent is not needed)>if you are sufficiently intoxicated, find the highest elevated area you can reach like the roof of a building, then join other infected individuals in an orgy>if your infection hasn't progressed into terminal stage, please refrain from contacting any medical facilities, their staff or any government workers>try to avoid speaking english, speak japanese if it doesn't interfere with any of the above>do not consume any supposed medication, drink alcohol if you are feeling unwellThank you for your attention.
>>94073667>>94075567>>94075662>>94076668fuck off, your shit fetish was banished already
Unironically dont have any idea what kind of setting would fit anya
>>94078166Clearly one where you can find a rusted dagger lying in your garden and, overwhelmed by weapon autism, restore it to its former glory.And then you wake up the next day with a tiny girl frowning at you, demanding that you marry her for what you did yesterday.
>>94078368>i thought it was weird the dagger was moaning and shaking but i just thought it was my imagination
>>94078166Really any fantasy setting would work. You find a "Cursed" dagger in a dungeon or whatever, boom, it's actually a cute girl. Calls your Master, a bit cool at first but through adventure and battle comes to warm up to you. Eventually tells you about her tragic past and you help resolve it. Bam, knife wife acquired.The Not!Soul Eater setting would also work. You and Anya are the classic underdog MCs who are actually super OP.Or you can just have her be your gacha addict knife wife who you snuggle and laze around with in Tokyo, 20 minutes into the future
>>94067363while you are right, i like Enemy as a tsundere but instead of going full lovey dovey dere she's still harsh on how much she likes you
>>94078368>>94080357>you get into bed>she gives you the look>you grab her by the waist>"Turn into a dagger or we're not doing this"
>>94078166Modem fantasy, you find a magical dagger in a pawn shop, now you have a little woman from the dagger that sucks your dick and drinks your pepsi.
Actually, what if someone uses their ancestral dagger to mug and shank you, leaving you to bleed out with it in your side, but you survive and, having fed on your blood, she shamefully transforms into human form, hoping to make amends after the whole mess?
>>94084239Naruhodo. I want to live. Thus I must fuse with Anya and become the Kerisman in order to take revenge on the man who killed me.
>Whenever Anya gets mad at you she turns into a dagger and sits there in silence>You get her to transform back by taking her phone and threatening to uninstall Infinity Nikki
>>94075730The beginning is sorta similar to an idea for Noel I had.>Be a healer in a rural village>Come across this young woman unconscious in the woods while foraging for medicinal plants.>She is young, can't be older than 18. She has bits of armor on and a nasty-looking mace on her hip>Somehow manage to drag her back to your little clinic and patch her up.>She wakes up and is standoffish at first, but seeing you as no threat eases up>Tell her where and how you found her. That you're a doctor and you patched her up.>Most importantly, her arm is broken.>She introduces herself. Knight-Errant Noel Shirogane. Firstborn Daughter of Clan Shirogane. Her goal is to take over the Knight Order. As her brother is no longer around to lead them>To do so, she must go on a quest and bring back proof of a good deed or heroic feat>Hearing her story, you offer to let her drink the one, tiny healing potion you have. It took all the village's money to purchase it.>Noel immediately turns it down. Saying that you should save it for when it becomes necessary.>She'll just wait for the broken bone out here, in your villageQueue slow-burn romance/cohabitation fic where Noel struggles with her sense of duty conflicting with the growing feelings in her heart.
>>94084395You're likely expecting some tokusatsu or EMIYA kino, but you actually turn into a little girl and can't turn back without bleeding to death.Daggers are short-ranged weapons and Kerisman is just short, but at least still deadly.
>>94084503Yeah thats a bit more lighthearted. I like the idea of a Noel thats broken by battle and betrayal slowly becoming more like her usual self.Also i admit im a bit of an architect and the idea of Noel getting a bit fatter as she eases into a simpler life has me drooling
>>94084565To build upon this, Anya is lending you her human body to extend your life. She has enough juice in her for a lifetime, but you are too blinded with revengeboner to just accept that as an option. At the rate you're going, you will run out in like a week and she'll be forced to switch back into your dying body. Seeking medical attention isn't an option because she's been sufficiently tainted to become cursed, rendering the wound lethal despite minimal damage.Anya initially isn't entirely pleased with having to do this, let alone for the sake of revenge, but can't bring herself to just abandon you. Instead, she gets on your ass for mishandling her body or breaching privacy. You aren't on board with the idea, but you've gotta find that dude and this is a small price to pay.You eventually realize that there are bigger forces at play here, but you also bond with the girl (platonically or otherwise), eventually purifying her enough to survive the depletion of her magic and being forced to switch back. Of course, this is revealed only after she cries over your seemingly dead body.I don't fucking know.
>>94084053I still go back to read the Cursed Dagger story sometimes
>>94084239I think I kinda want a venom situation.A seemingly normal dagger that inexplicably boosts your strength yet also leaves you drained... and also draining you makes her bustier
>>94086241Oh, so you mean a Devil Axe (dagger)?We're gonna pillage SO many villages with Anya and my brigand bros! I just hope RNG doesn't get m- ACK
>>94085105>Living a quiet life in a rural wood with a plump Noel that's still inhumanly strong>Her internal struggle between going back to her life as a knight or staying here>Your struggle to learn more about this reserved but beautiful woman and her mysterious past>Eventually her past catches up to the idyllic life you two are building>Noel is forced to make a decision to go back to her life as a knight, or stay with you
>>94060498Shiori works as a detective to uncover the truth behind the really bizarre crimes.The truth is that she's always the one who commits them, but she erases all relevant memories and then regains them at a later date to repeat the cycle. It's all fun and games for her (ignore how other people get in trouble for that). Now why do it? Because real crimes tend to be boring.But then she finds another Shiori as a murder victim followed by Shiori thugs trying to kill her for digging in too deep and culminating with a showdown against the criminal mastermind Shiori who has been pulling the strings ever since she first got this idea.
>>94087839>In-story!Shiori discovers that Shiori Prime has taken over her (story) world and struggles to fight back against her own author (Archiver).Cinema
>>94060498Accidentally calling your girlfriend Watame 'mommy'
>>94088853Having a laugh with Watame then getting concerned when photos of you as a baby come out of her wallet.
>>94089068Sounds good
>>94060498A self insert fic has somehow become a book of prophecy on the vtuber apocalypse. The only way to dodge it is to kill the author, who just wanted to write a fic of a lot of chuubas fucking him.
>>94091883wait, but wouldn't that just make it so that people become uninformed of the vtuber apocalypse, not prevent it?
>>94092033Author is also the guy who causes it. He just unknowingly wrote what he did to cause the vtuber apocalypse
>>94092086>"ah yes, this old kanata rape fic I wrote, I know, I should live my fantasy out in real life!">anon rapes Kanata, breaking her and having her lose faith in mankind, so she decides to start blowing the trumpets of the apocalypse
>>94060498Biboo keeps sneaking in and watching you in the bathroom.
>>94093134>Pissing all by yourself, handsome?
>>94094054It's kinda weird how Biboo is getting a soft rabbit theme to her after that magical girl mascot thing got revealed in her 3d debut.
>>94095619>She wants to be vergil>Her mom wants her to be a cute loliI find it funny that the middle ground is "rabbit eared iai avenger"
>>94029732Because Miko's shrine is in danger of being shut down and the only way she can get it back to its former glory is to invite kemono's and let some poor soul (who happens to be you) fuck their brains out....Or if Miko doesn't make sense why not use a kemono shrine maiden?
>>94085105I get that, but how would being a Lord be conducive to those? Wouldn't you have bigger issues to worry about than a vagabond Knight who wants to be a farmer?
>>94096704Naruhodo...Instead of giving birth to a Kemono girl as she is supposed to do Miko gives birth to the Kwisatz Raterach one generation early.This causes a series of events that cascade into Miko's son Anon Rrat Sakura becoming the Messiah of the dessert baerats and leading a Jihad that will lead the Kemono people to paradise.
>>94060498In a Colosseum the size of texas down under the mantle of the earth swarms a rabid fanbase of demons, undead, humans, and other creatures who all worship Mori Calliope. Who, unbeknownst do them, felt nervous for the first time in her millennia long career of being a musician and lyrical poet. For this is no simple concert. Its a battleground. She stood in the center. Her spine caressed by her anxiety and sweat moistening her brow. The heat of the underground holds no candle to her opponent on this day. A beam of light shines down. And a heavenly drum announces his arrival. He gently hovers down from up high and he is here to make things right. The son of God, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, has challenged Mori Calliope.
>>94097040well small lords used to be more involved with the people under their care, depending on which parts of europe/asia you draw from.They werent the best of guys sure, but a lot of them had to keep their main source of income well fed and compliant so aside from sometimes breaking out the parties and money stimulus, they effectively acted like jury and judges, which in this context would translate to having to keep an eye on her.>You dont have a room and eat a lot? here, work directly for me and then we'll build you a house later down the roadand you can add all the details from "she's of noble birth so marrying her is based" or "i dont care she's a disgraced knight, that wagon hummina hummina"
>>94097716>>94060498Gigi pushing you to get into League but it's presented like an Anti-Drug PSA.>Mori: Say No to League! Remember if you do League you go to Hell before you die.
>>94097716I love gigi but my hatred over teemo players triumphs supreme.pick something actually useful for the team or die
>>94094811>Can I hold it and help you aim?
>>94097716Gigi if you play support Teemo I'll put a baby in you as punishment.
>>94099947>Anon shaking, sweating and grinding his teeth>his precious, precious LP is being targeted. His posible promotion to Cardboard 3 is on peril because his best friend Gigi wants to play teemo support>he gulps as he tries to come up with an alternative...but no...its his hard earned LP>He has to do it>He has to court, date, marry and impregnate gigi to get her grubby little hands away from his beloved rank
>>94066914That's more of a Lapland scenario in my mind, but Bilbo could work too.
>>94093134I'll allow it as long as she keeps her katana away
>>94102011Hey wait a minute. This isn't my beautiful wife!
Is anyone actually aiming their contest wip for the lower word counts(500/1k)?
>>94104037Im writing and seeing what the fuck comes out
>>94102930This your wife's wife, who is also your wife by association
>>94106908It does kinda work that way, doesn't it?
>>94104037I'll write whatever feels like a good stopping point. I'm having trouble coming up with an idea that's interesting but can be pulled off decently with a low word count.
>>94098145>>94097716Gigi gets outed as a predator by Chris Hansen for making people play league with her
>>94060498The Ancient Ones tell Ina you are to be her soulmate for the next three millennia, and she isn't taking "no" for an answer.
>>94109336I can't help but imagine Gigi in that scene from the Boondocks "I'M A WARRIOR CHRIS HANSEN"
>>94107321Gee Anon, how come you get two wives??
>>94098145This but it plays out like she's indoctrinating you into a cult>Anon, your engram test results came in, you need to play an additional four hours of League each day to reach the next Operating Thetan level!
>>94102011>You and Noel finally confess your feelings for each other, with Noel letting go of her past as a knight and finding peace in being a simple villager>Unfortunately that's the same day Flare's finally tracked her down, showing up in town because she needs Noel's help
>>94111103I could tell you, but it's a pretty long story.
>>94112104You could say it's a WHOLE JOURNEY
>>94113584
>>94101070Then, when the baby is born, it turns out to be Teemo
>>94109771The real horror is that you two are not of the same race and that's supposedly really bad...or so you think before it's revealed that you share some very distant ancestorsThat's when you go insane
>>94116061>You wake up screaming >Which makes Gigi wake up screaming >WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!" she screams>Tell her you had a horrible dream that she gave birth to Teemo>Gigi laughs. She laughs so hard that baby kicks her tummy and makes her hiss in pain.>"Look, I know our kids gonna be half gremlin but it won't be THAT bad. Probably."
>>94116061I'll have a garbage chute and a replacement ready
You tell Gigi that I'll play league of legends with her once they bring back Dominion. Then she can see how MEN play that game.
>>94119950i think i hate you more than gigi for trolling because i played that shit and it was ABYSSMAL
>>94120141You don't get it, man! It was a mode that rewarded experimental builds and made my girl MF a curb stomping queen. I strutted her up and down the map with a hybrid build and watched people on point fucking melt from the shrubs. Yes the mode was obviously dogshit since it never got official MMR and got canned, but it was MY mode.
>>94120141NTA but running around just fighting people with low stakes was more fun than sweaty 30+ minute matches
>>94120372This man also understands. If you had a consistent hold of the map, matches were 15-20 minutes tops. It also allowed for more brawls and wasn't just a clusterfuck like ARAM.
>>94120323>>94120372it was dogshit,aside from the balance and the terrible balance aside, because i play league to actually have to use my brain and play a MOBA, not dick around like a retard waddling my mouse fighting people without anything of substance going on. I like Mobas because i can actually make a criying shitlord slowly lose his mind because all the fancy mechanics in the world mean nothing if you have macrogame skills and can choke them out of resources while they shit and moan that "it isnt fair i got all my team ahead playing support or that i didnt fight their epik assasin as a mage or that i picked a tank and deadballed them each teamfight"That's for people who like shooters and similar braindead games where the strategy is either peek corners or run at full speed all match, turn and shoot a guy and the reward is cheap dopamine receptors going off every half second with no thought behind itAnyway lets not derail the thread any further and focus on what's important: XXGig_masterXX throws your league promo to copper 3 and he's triying to pull the stoner defense of "dude its just a game i dont even care" so you, a lol player, give him a day and hour so you can kick his ass.When you get there, ready to punch a stoner in the face, turns out its a smelly fujo shaking like a leaf, because she actually cared and didnt want to throw>Option A: Sex the gremlin>Option B: Actually act like a human being, apologize for your outburst and try to talk to her, ending up in a beatiful romance>Option C: Kinniku buster her
Haha wouldn't it be funny if Gigi was tilted after a League match and bit your dick and then you yelled at her, but your weenie kept itching and then you started craving League and later Teen Wolf and then your teeth started falling out in favour of new sharp replacements and then Justice put you into a cage to keep you from consuming more garbage, but you just chewed through the bars and by the time they find out, you've already skipped town and locked yourself in some basement to get on ranked matches and when Gigi finally found you to apologize, you were Gigi too and you both started playing League
>>94121110I dont care if its a joke, fuck off with your shitty /become/ trash
>>94121197How did that thing come to be again
>>94121084Spoken like a man who never rose past 200 MMR in dominion. I could see how you would think the mode is "braindead" and requires "no strategy".Anyway, I pick option B>Act like a human being, and ask if she wants to find a lan cafe and duo for a bit. >Help her find the best builds for her favorite champ, even if its a low or mid tier one>Teach her better map awareness>drink too many energy drinks and eat too many pringles>Get real fucking rowdy at the station where fighting games be happeningAh, young love.
>>94121251>started as a joke, joke its funny>joke its funny, people make a lot of oc >joke stops being funny, some people dont get the memo. A general gets made>joke is no longer a joke. they are actually rping there>okay fine they can stay there-nop, its full on mental illness time>spreads to a lot of threads, actual weird fetish thing, rping on that thread becomes actually disgusting, cant have a conversation without a guy triying to convince you that "turning into your oshi is based and we can have gay sex if i turn into min">it gets so weird and disgusting that mods step in>banish the thread because it has mutated so much its stepping into the toes of /meat/,/ringo/ and other fetish stuffTo this day, you cant allow the haha become lamy joke in your thread because it starts as a joke and very soon someone activates like a winter soldier kind of creature and starts telling you to transition IRL. It attracts a lot of schizos, and not the anti kind
>>94121809What if Fauna was secretly in /meat/?
>>94121637cmon dont act like strategy in dominion was a thing. you could pick skarner on that shit and roll over an entire team due to how broken tank stuff was.but the point isnt to play league with gigi. she sucks at it, and the point is that we can now play any co-op game we ever wanted because both of us are friendless losers! i dont want to be a friendless loser with Gigi! i want to have a friend then an eventual girlfriend that one day surprises me by putting some girly clothes and making me so hard i can only speak on malphite quotes
>>94116273>See Anon we're both mostly descended from deep ones anyway so->OH MY GOD MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA WAS A WELSHMAN I'M GOING INSANE!
Would you help Gigi fight windmills and save fair maidens at the cost of your continuous suffering and humiliation until she becomes a completely disillusioned doomer while you become a hopeGOD inspired by her sincere and untainted insanity that is truer to life than any truth?
>>94122134Yes. Skarnads and other bruisers were high tier, and could steamroll, but that's why you played peel champs that could outplay the ones who only knew how to mash their faces on the keyboard. Positioning and team spread was pretty key in that mode. >i dont want to be a friendless loser with Gigi! i want to have a friend then an eventual girlfriend Is that not what I gave you within option B??? How else are you going to start this relationship from there? You ain't gonna think the stinky fujo is marriage material right off the bat. Be stinky together until you naturally want to be clean for one another. Then you let yourselves get stinky again. That's how it works.
>>94122572get out of here quixotetomo, your oshi is a delusional schizo and he's married
>>94122134I like her eventually wearing girly clothes as an implicit love confession. But you could move it from the general tomboy into a specifically Gigi direction using her fujo tendencies and her Gonathan RP, by additionally making it so that she acts like you're two dudes having gay sex when you fuck. Until she finally drops the act and asks you to put a baby inside of your woman.
>>94101070Man, it's not even about rank. I get playing Teemo top or mid, but Teemo support? That shit is USELESS. It's gonna turn the bottom lane into a 1v2. I'm all for goofing around and playing off-meta. But Gigi ain't winning my heart if she picks that shit.I haven't played League in 5 years
>>94123520my brother in christ, where the fuck did gonathon come into discussion? that's an entirely different promptAll together
>>94123884I'm not suggesting including Gonathan in the story in any way. I just mentioned him to show how my idea of her roleplaying as a guy is based on her content.
>>94124223Mori is after your soul because your time is up and you must flirt your way out of (or perhaps into) deathCan you do it?
>>94124569Shit, what do I say? Uhhhhhh.........nice tits dude?
>>94121110This would actually be a story concept and not /becone/ trash if Gigi's bite just turned you autistic/into a gremlin....Then it turns into a medical drama as you slowly gremlinize and have blood dripping down your nose. This vexes the holo medical staff until Dr Hakui Koyori busts in to say you need more Gigi bites to live.
>>94124569>"noooo dont kill me! who will take care of my cats and my Jrap collection that i listen while i work on my figurines? Also im 155 cms btw"
>>94124756>"Also Flare? You are a nigger"damn, Koyori
>>94060498Anon is a knight under Gonathan's wing and respects him as a warrior, friend and a real bro.But Anon is also in love with the sheltred maiden Gigi. Unfortunately, he's kinda single-minded and can't stop talking about how cool Gonathan is or what they've been doing together. Even basic weather talk turns into Anon rambling about how cool Gonathan looks when looking at the sky on a rainy day.Anon doesn't realize that Gonathan is also Gigi.Gigi doesn't realize that Anon is also Anon because he never takes his helmet off while with Gonathan even while in a sauna or bathing.Everyone else is aware of this, but can't get it through their thick skulls.
>>94124756Choco should have tried the medicine drug first.
>>94124756Man, I want to bust inbetween Koyo's bust
>>94124756I TOO AM IN THIS FANFIC
>>94124756But what if it was becone trash and you slowly turned into a cone?
>>94124911>This vexes me
>>94125094No Shiori, don't insert yourself into every archived story to fuck all versions of me
>>94125083Koyo's koyos
>>94125012>Anon is fiercely traditional and also extremely gullibile>Believes Sir Gonathan has a curse that makes him bleed from his nethers every month>Never questions how Lady Gigi manages to keep up with them at every settlement.>Always willing to stick up for Gonathan against those horrid allegations that he is secretly a woman.
>>94060498AU in which Mococo is a few years younger than Fuwawa. Fuwawa getting to meet newborn Moco-chan, the whole process of loving and caring for a little sister, maybe ending with Mococo's first words.Something light to pass the time.
>>94121110>>94124756species swapping fascinates mei wonder if being an enjoyer of beastgirls comes from wanting to be a bit of a beast yourself, or at least wanting to fuck like one
>>94126680It's just a wound constantly reopening because Sir Gonathan never restsAnon has never seen a woman naked before anyway (too busy being by Gonathan's side when he's not with Gigi), so, he wouldn't know something's up if he saw him undress
This Gonathan stuff is really only for a comedy, and if you want to make it for something even resembling a serious romance, you have to be willing to make both sides not completely retarded.
>>94127284Romantic comedy is a thing though
>>94127545And it usually fucking sucks if you don't take it at least a bit seriously.
>>94127545Romantic comedy is two people being light hearted about their foray into the relationship or having comical circumstances surround them. It's not really funny when the two people are just too retarded to recognize one another. Also you ain't selling the idea that Gigi can convince Anon to gay RP with her at any point before a full fledged relationship.
>>94127669Then Gigi just sucks at pretending to not know him, but doesn't want to tell him the truth. She doesn't want him to drown in blood and tragedy like she did as a knight and is trying to make him settle down as both Gonathan and Gigi, maybe not necessarily with her, but with someone who won't lead him to an early grave.Meanwhile, Anon is feigning ignorance to respect her wishes to keep separate identities, whatever reason there is for it. If it makes him look like a fool, then he will play that role to the best of his ability.
>>94128359Both of them not being idiots is worse than them both being retarded. At least with the retardation the excuse for them not fucking yet has legs and isn't just them pussyfooting around confessing. I think a compromise of one them being an idiot (Traditional yet Gullible Anon or Autistic and Overcomplicating Gigi) and the other covering for them is what would actually make this dynamic work.
Actually, we need a Gonathan corruption fic where seeing everything he dedicated his life to falling apart despite his best efforts because he's the only one who's even trying to uphold his queen's wishes breaks his heart and mind, tainting his very soul and twisting his body as he vows to tear everything down because a world like this isn't worth keeping alive.Now Kronii, who returned from her long absence, must travel through the ruins to put her most loyal knight out of his misery. It's not Gonathan betraying her that weighs heavily on her heart, but rather Gonathan betraying himself because she wasn't there to support him that makes her weep.
>>94131030>Kronii mercy killing Gonathan after he falls off the deep end and gets addicted to drugs (League of Legends).
>>94131203Gonathan learns that Kronii doesn't like MOBA and just explodes on the spot
>>94132181Need post-workout sweaty Mori ass on my face
>>94132181I wish to be a shota molested by these two at the same time
>>94060498Noel enters Laplus' throne room and challenges the evil overlord.Laplus cannot hope to best her in a contest of might, but she has a trick up her sleeve.In a single motion, Noel's superhuman strength leaves her thanks to the super broken stat normalization spell. That alone would spell doom, but because she's been so inhumanly strong since birth, she's not used to the weight and sway of her massive tits. Laplus is too busy doing her Seth Rogen impression at the sight of the poor knight struggling to take a step for her to actually take advantage of the situation.Unfortunately for the evil overlord, Noel is too determined to give up and too booby (and clumsy) to not trip and knock herself out when she tries attacking Laplus. The latter finds herself trapped under the knight and her noodle arms are too weak to get her off. With her arms immobilized, she can't cast a spell either. Her only remaining option is to call her minions.Her minions are in no rush to help her.
>>94127284 simply alter your brain chemistry to only see stories as a summation of their tags and tropeslike "Friends to Lovers" "Forbidden Love" and "Slightly Gay"
>>94134128That's weak shit. The tags and tropes are more than just labels to clap for. They're guides for what we want to write and FEEL. We use tags to guide us to treasure, and to find our own reading utopia within.
>>94133690>Be me, one of Lap's hired goons>She can be annoying with her trivial requests but she has no concept of the value of money, so the pay is extremely good>Some hero bursts in the door, you don't even bother to fight her, you can tell her inhuman strength from the sword she's swinging around like a toy>Point her to the main throne room where Lap sits>You hear the familiar sounds of fighting, Lap's standard villain monologue, same shit, different day>Then, all of a sudden, it stops>You hear a huge THUD, and Lap cry out in pain>Lap is screaming for help at the top of her lungs>Open the throne room and peek through the door>The female knight is laying on top of Laplus, smothering her with her huge tits>Lap is pinned underneath, can't hardly move>Both of them are struggling to push the other off>Close the door, go walk to the break room>Fuck this shit, the pay is good but not *that* good
>>94133473I wish to be the shota Kiara uses as an example to break Mori in into the pleasures of obedient little underage fucktoys that Mori later develops an emotional bond with because I'm so cute and lovable and then causes a fight between the two because Mori wants to pamper me all day long and Kiara wants to put a fucking leash on my 10 year old neck
>>94133473>>94135225>Mori gets Kiara hooked into shotacon porn>they talk and share their favorites>One or the Other breaks under desire and goes to molest one>now the other is borderline mindbroken on her quest to try and resist becoming a real pedo just like her friend (ends up failing)
I, personally, think we need a fic of Ser Gonathon being a valiant knight (male) in an alternate fantasy world, with his loyal squire Anon by his side. Then Gonathon gets hit by a horse carriage or whatever and gets isekai'd to our world, where he is Gigi Murin, a vtuber (female). And Anon's girlfriend (female).
Actually, there are both Gonathon and Gigi in real life after the isekaying. Gigi doesn't want to tell him that his life is all a fabrication made for fun and tries to play along.But Gonathon actually doesn't care if he's fake. Humans need fantasy to be human. He's content with being just that, a lie you wish was the truth. He may never have truly performed virtuous deeds, but he can inspire someone who will.And then she introduces him to League.
>>94133473Turning yourself into a shota in hopes the two of them will take advantage of you, but they keep trying to find your parents instead
>>94132181I think both Kiara and i should take turns rimming Mori's butthole
>>94097844I think the whole "working for a Lord" goes against the idea of a Knight wishing to live a peaceful life. The idea is that Noel is done with all that, the fighting, the politicking of being nobility, etcNow, disgraced Knight Noel finding a new liege... that's a different story.
>>94137703>Turning yourself into a shota mentally reset you back to a kid and now you're a peer to Laplus.
>>94138913well she's not working for you directly. you are offering her a place to stay on the condition she works.Back in those days you couldnt just gift someone a plot of land and building a house took time, so its more of a >work my farm until the house is done, then when that's done you can farm your own parcel and i can take my cut
>>94119950Playing dumbass builds - especially bush wookie Shaco - was the bomb way back when. Shame they removed it.
>>94138913If we are keeping Noel as a knight have her escort you to your state and having sex on the wilderness because thats hot
>>94135868So Gonathan gets isekaid in order to experience Pure Yuri Love with Femanon!?
>>94142230I guess it can work that way, yeah??
>>94138826Double-teaming Mori into a sweaty, exhausted babbling mess with Wawa
>sees your word count
>>94146288Yes, I know it's over the contest limit. I just need to finish it and see what I can thin out from there.
>>94128053You do realize >>94123520 + >>94124448 are unrelated to >>94125012 ? One is about a Gigi that doesn't act like a woman around you until she has truly fallen in love. The other is some weird medieval fantasy idea involving Gonathan.
>>94137703Take advantage on them instead. What are they gonna do? Call the cops?(Seriously, if you get raped by a kid, whats the next course of action? If you tell the cops, they might think you are the rapist)
>>94116273>>94122497>You make Nimi take a DNA test>99.8% White, 0.2% Finnish>You go through a lot of anguish until you finally decide to take the leap and become a race traitor for her>You try to acclimate yourself to Asian culture by eating Chinese food, watching anime, listening to K-Pop>"Hey Nimi, will your parents be okay with you dating a white guy?">"Hey Nimi, how do you as an Asian American feel about..."
>>94147040An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. What the hell was your story concept that it ballooned past the contest limit?
>>94151570>Hey, it's evil Mori!
>>94148945>Seriously, if you get raped by a kid, whats the next course of action? You're essentially fucked. You'll have to live the rest of your life as the meat dildo/cocksleeve of these horny youngins, hoping against hope that one day the public will finally have sympathy for the unspoken-for victims of reverse rape...
>>94152102this reminds of an audio rp I listened to one time where your gf reveals in the middle of sex that she lied about being 18 and is actually not even 15, and then blackmails you and threatens to tell everyone if you stop fucking her or even look at another girl after.
>>94152726Thats disgusting. Where?
>>94152034>Is she evil because she loves me?
>>94060498Sick and tired of life, you've decided to finally kill yourself. Luckily for you, there are communities for this kind of thing, and you find two other like-minded individuals to do a suicide pact with. However, when you get to the agreed-upon meeting site, you find out very quickly that your co-suicidals are none other than Mikeneko and, surprisingly enough, Elira Pendora. Both their lives are over, with MikeCat having burned it all to the ground, and Elira having blown everything up herself. Your life is over too; you're in so much debt that your great-great-great grandson will probably still be paying for it. All of you tell each other's sob stories, how unsatisfying life is, how even sex had become unsatisfying...And that's when it hits all three of you.What if. Just what if. All of you fuck? Elira's apparently a virgin, and Mikecat says her ex's dick was too small. You look like a healthy enough guy for the job. Dying can wait, right?
>>94152726Was that in like an anime-style RP or something because that sounds ridiculous in something more grounded....Also it feels like it would be a cunny prompt where someone like middle-schooler Biboo blackmails you because you were too retarded and believed she was in high school .
>"Anon wrote WHAT?"
>>94157069a crypto scammer shouldnt look at me like that
>>94155912>Yeah, and the sex scene too
we need more fics focused on armpits
>>94060498Mindbreaking a Feral Raora into a house kitty (her current self)
Up
>>94159487I second this morion
>>94163019 (me)*motiongomen
>>94149756It's really not hard to get past 3k words once you get going, so save your smugness for someone who gives a fuck. You stupid two hat wearing chicken bitch. Go pound some cement.
>>94163019>Mori being open to you suggesting armpit sex>it's not as good as you thought it would be>Mori REALLY liked it
>>94144852this but fubumio
>>94168452Frustrating FubuMio by not picking up any hints!Thinking they're just a kindly lesbian couple letting you room with them while you pick yourself back up. Sexually frustrating them more and more until you push them to a breaking point!
>>94159487Imagine the smell after you give her a burger and she gets the meat sweats
>>94169369dont feed my fauna smell fetish please
>>94170765Is femdom oyakodon a thing? Because that's what comes to mind when I see this. These knights would devour you without a sweat..
>>94170765They didn't even try with this one. Uninspired and does not fill me with a need to plow Noel AND her mom.
>>94170765A disturbing lack of goblins in this image.
>>94113288Mikowife...
>>94060498Laplus is an aspiring villain and Justice seem like they are going to be a thorn in her side. She decides to carefully analyze them to reveal their weaknesses so that they don't become a problem later, closely observing them in their daily lives.What she sees horrifies her to her very core and makes her revere these absolute monsters. She begs on her knees to let them take her in as a servant because she's painfully aware of how lacking she is in comparison to this bastion of evil.Liz doesn't really get what she wants, but agrees anyway. Laplus, in turn, begins taking notes. She fails to realize that Justice isn't actually evil despite everything, but views all of their actions as being malicious. If she doesn't understand why this or that is actually a super evil thing to do, it's simply because she's still too green, those villains clearly know better.Things begin to get messier when Laplus begins recruiting more evildoers to assist Justice and Advent - clearly the local heroes - barges into their newly built evil lair.
>>94174024Sexy dork
>>94060498You have sex with a chuuba of your choice, but you're blood related!
I want chuuni Biboo to step on my balls. Yes it makes no sense and she couldn't dom her way out of a paper bag but still....
>>94175907I mean I'd read a fic where Biboo clumsily doms you and you kinda guide her through it. Bonus points for her breaking character every time you hit her praise kink.
>>94175907People are different in private, changing that one aspect of her isn't a big deal for a smut fic.
>>94173025Would you still eat her terrible cooking and tell her it's actually good?
>>94132181Spanking contest between them and the winner gets to sit on the loser's face.
>>94181803Mori winning that is how you get an extinction eventFirst spanking content will be seen by humans, the second one will have lizard people as the sole audience
>>94181803Fine, I'll host it.
>>94183418>Mori sits on your face>You die instantly, your neck broken by the immense weight of her fat ass and thighs>"Oh shit dude..... don't worry, I'll fix it">She quickly shoves your soul back into your body, a little reaper magic and you're good as new>The two of you are now sitting on the bed in awkward silence
>>94175907Koseki Bijou's enhanced interrogation techniques!
>>94181515You're not a man if you won't eat your wife's slop.
>>94181515>>94189319>CholesterolRising>DiabetesAdvanced>SalmonellaContracted>Food PoisoningSevere.Yup, another good day eating my wife's homecooking
What does their home cooking taste like?Whatever it is, I'll probably die
>>94191320Sora strikes me as a bit clumsy in the kitchen. It would be good but in that "your girlfriend tried REALLY hard" kind of wayAzki can fucking cook though. If the way through a man's heart is through his stomach, then Azki has you by the duodenum.
>>94193735Oh man, a fic about AZKi and Sora double-teaming to cook Anon the perfect Sunday lunch...
>>94193735Azki can cook, but it's never what you want at least until the chemicals take effect and not only change your preferences, but also make your brain heavily rely on making contact with her body and fluids to function, like how certain parasites make otherwise reclusive or cautious animals far more willing to approach others to spread the infection
>>94197466French kiss with AZKi! (Its to cure my withdraws I swear)
>>94060498Gathering all your spirit power to perform the soul bonding spell. This allows you to finally touch and interact with Mint, the ghost in your apartment.Your mission? Wreck her butthole
>>94197466Who cooks up better mind control /suggestion serums? AZKi or Koyori?
Dozo.
>>94201131Koyori has science behind her, AZKi is just using her saliva. There is nothing unusual about the latter if you were to perform a proper analysis on it, the love behind that gesture is simply enough to give it such anomalous properties, thus making it much more potent than anything bound by reason can produce.
>>94201131Risu. Its Magic!
>>94201084>THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!>*You thrust into her butt*>THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!>*You thrust into her butt again*>THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
>>94201084Please tell me you have the full version of that Mint pic
>>94060498You're an eldritch horror that was once defeated by Kronii before you could fuck shit upAn infinity later, you gather the power you've accumulated in the shadows to have your revengeHoping for an epic confrontation, you find your archnemesis talking to a monitor, wearing cat ears and meowingYou think your day couldn't get any worseThe tail plug waiting for your ass thinks otherwise
>>94207403Then her head turns around to face you>YOU'RE MOM SUCKS COCKS IN HELL HUHUHAHAHAHAHA
>>94210003>>94207403This feels like set up for a gag where Mint gets fully exorcised, there's a moment of silence... Then Pomu flys in from an open window>"Guys I'm back" >Gets squashed by a fly swatter>'Pesky Bug'Then Mint comes back from the aether muttering in madness.Roll credits.
>>94204991>AZKi secretly spitting in everything she cooks for you>You start to crave her, and only her cooking>Kissing her for too long sends you in a daze, your mind grows foggy, time passes erratically, and you end up doing whatever she asks>Post work dinner outings with the boss are pointless, no matter where you go the food is always bland and tasteless
>>94060498You wake up from something dripping onto your face. The black stain on the ceiling doesn't make you feel any better and you go upstairs to check what's going on.When you turn the lights on, you see someone standing next to your bookshelves, with most of its precious contents lying on the floor. You call out to the intruder in dark clothes with black and white hair and she slowly turns to face you.Before you can tell her to get out, you notice that something's off. Her face seemed normal from a glance, but now that you look closer, her pure white skin doesn't stretch or fold anywhere. Even her wide smile looks more like it's carved into her face rather than formed as an expression, simply changing in width the longer you maintain eye contact.Her arms reaching towards your books don't look quite right either. Even with how baggy her sleeves are, they don't bend correctly and the incredibly dark fabric doesn't have any folds in it either.And then you look at her legs. What you assumed to be a dress grows, bubbles and retracts at the very bottom, with some shapes forming and flowing back to the floor with no rhyme or reason. That's when you realize that these aren't clothes on her...or it. It's all a mass of some black substance, bones and feathers. The books littering the floor are covered in it as well and the few pages you see have somehow been deprived of all text that was once printed on them without damaging the paper.You want to run away, but your legs refuse to budge. You watch this thing inch closer, its glowing yellow eyes wide open and focused entirely on you. The most you accomplish is nervously turn your face away from her unblinking gaze. All that accomplishes is making the thing giggle in a bizarrely cute way before it grabs your chin and forces you to look back at it. The sight of its prominent fangs and the pitch-black void behind them prevents you from speaking.>"What happens next? Where is the rest of it?"It takes a while for you to understand what it's talking about.It's holding your laptop in one hand, thankfully not by the lid though some of that substance (ink?) is staining it. You recognize the text in the open program as your work and immediately feel the urge to take it back, overpowering your fear.It ignores your demands and repeats its question. You tell...her that you're still writing the story and she gets dangerously excited, pressing her soft face into yours with the same disturbing smile formed on it.>"You'd better make it worth archiving, XXX..."As you watch her crawl downstairs with more of your books wrapped in inky appendages, you finally remember to breathe.That night, you wake up from a really weird nightmare about eyes. You feel relieved knowing that it was all a dream and get up to get some coffee in your system.The ink staining half of the room and the shape taking up most of your couch with your precious desserts in its mouth shatter any hopes you had. You weakly wave at her in response to a mumbled greeting.Congratulations! Now you have your very own eldritch slime (?) girlfriend! If you want to keep her and your life, you better keep writing and feeding her or your writing career won't be the only thing killed by procrastination!
Bump
>>94214492Maybe there's some trick to exorcise or bind her by writing her into a story...
>>94221269Perspective helps
>>94060498Shiori vs Azki catfight
soon, all will become Shiori
>>94222906>Shiori I'm going to be honest with you, I don't think you can coach Nerissa to win a fight against Fubuki.
>>94181536>sees your wordcount
>>94223743>The Raora that points at people not working on their wips
>>94223985this ponthera has no fic while I star in many fics across the archive so she's not allowed to laugh
>>94060498Small penis humilliation, but the chuuba giggles and you start to cry, making things awkward
>>94225553Isnt the point of humilliation to make You cry?
>>94060498Raora is giving you small penis humiliation, but it's literally all about your low word count, and if you try to explain the plot of your fic, she just keeps laughing harder
>>94226202>"Is-pft- is that a recurring character theme?">"S-Shut up! >"Hahaha! You even have motivations!>"F-fuck you">"IS THAT A TITLEDROP? GYAHAHAHAHAH"
>>94226411>w-what! it was an appropriate time to drop the title!>*wheezing so hard she can't breathe anymore*>Okay! lets just close the doc and talk about something else>Wait *snort* Wait, wait! is this a call back to another fic!? HAHAHAHAHA!
A question for the thread.Conceptually which twin is better suited (in terms of a fic) to be in a fic 'solo' (I.e sans their other twin)?
>>94226411>>94226661 I'm doing all of these in my current WIP...
>>94228374
>>94228307I think it depends on the fic. Personally, though, I have Mokoko be the more prominant character when it comes to romance fics. in my mind Mococo is the one who ACTUALLY loves you but is too tsundere to say so, where as Fuwawa obly toys with you to either test your loyalty to Mococo or forces her to act before she "steals you"
>>94228307It depends i guess.Fuwawa is more horny and teasing so i can see her on smut and other more "adult" rolesMococo is very witty and her "underdog" (heh) nature makes her very endearing as a character.HOWEVER i think separating them robs them of.their unique dinamic and nakes them significantly less interesting
>>94225943Not usually. If you're crying instead of listening and reacting to what your partner says and does, they've lost agency.
>>94225943Kinda but this isn't the cries of someone who's into it, but rather of someone who's genuinely hurt
>>94228796>>94229005im not gonna pretend i get what's the difference but thanks for the clarification
>>94228540STOP LAUGHING AT ME!I tried really hard! My mommy said she liked my WIP!
>>94229028It comes down to hurting your partner in ways they enjoy vs hurting your partner in ways they don't enjoy.
>>94229028It's like the difference between getting kicked in the balls, and getting them stepped on by a hot woman.
>>94229028Basically SPH, and by extension Cucking is to men what rape play/ breath play for womenIf you're taking control over your partner you're doing it right, but if they're actually getting hurt then you're doing it wrong. You gotta find that sweet spot where your partner is still enjoying everything that's happening, even if it's bad
>>94229072>>94229201Again, i dont understand how you do it "wrong" because if you are a masochist and a girl says "huhaah your cock is small and also i hate you" i dont get how you get turned into a turnip and cry yourself to sleep. you are getting exactly what you asked because unless you were caught with your cock out (in which case i guess its not a sexual thing and she just finds it really small) there's no situation where this isnt fetish play by a guy who wants to have his cock mocked>>94229118That's a retarded example. One is going full force ,with no sexual intent, and fully intending to hurt you. Anyone can kick you in the balls in any contextThe other is fetichistic in nature and it implies a sexual context, be it consensual or not. A girl doesnt step in your balls just for the lolz, or in a fight or in a life threathening situation, she either wanted to or was asked.
>>94229375>you are getting exactly what you asked Not necessarily, since communication is error-prone even when both parties want to understand each other. And sometimes you yourself don't know what you want, because something seemed much better in theory than it ended up being in practice.
>>94228307I would give it to Fuwawa, she's the more adult/mature of the two. It's easier for me to imagine her operating independently. She's also the more flirty of the two so writing a romance for her isn't a huge ordeal.
>>94227811Clearing a dangerous dungeon with fuwamoco so you can defeat the evil boss at the end! Although, all these traps seem more lewd than dangerous, and why is Fuwawa wearing such a skimpy outfit?
>>94232161This but it wasn't an erotic trap for them... It was for you. Then when you're weakened and horny, they'll join in the orgy and betray you because you've been avoiding having sex with your party members.
>>94232722A true adventurer knows having sex with your party members while on a quest isn't professional! You have to admire their naked bodies from the peeks and glances you can take when you stop at a stream or pond to wash off. After the quest is over, then you can make love at a tavern or hotel. That is how an S class adventurer conducts himself around his beautiful party members.
>>94232994I disagree. Appropriate sex breaks are not only good for boosting confidence, but also help you recharge in other ways. Sometimes people get a little frisky after making a room into a bloodbath.
>>94232722actually an orgy its when its 5 or some people.You are referring to a threesome
>>94232161Skinpiness allows for easier dodging and freedom of movement!
>>94233342>Sometimes people get a little frisky after making a room into a bloodbath.Quiet, normally reserved and unassuming girl in your adventuring party that has an insatiable bloodlust when provoked that turns into an intense lusting for (You) after battles.....
>>94235991Praying that anyone gives me this.
Live
>>94219798The idea was to somewhat stabilize her (as much as it's possible by then, she's still her own brand of loony) by making worthwhile memories, which is why she's eating stories (and people) in the first place, but since those are ultimately fictional and not directly tied to her, they don't have as much weight behind them and only keep her existing. Living off stories while remaining in complete isolation for countless years is why her mind and later body have deteriorated to this state in the first place. A few more decades and she'll forget how to maintain what's left of her former human self entirely.In that context, writing for her specifically as a display of affection, even if it's still fiction, would leave enough of an impression to make her feel truly alive again.
>>94226411Fuck you, I like title drops>You really WERE the Calamity Trigger!>Another possibility of the Continuum Shift>They finally reached the truth. The truth of the world, called "CENTRALFICTION"
>>94226411>>94226661A-At least Ollie appreciates it...
>>94060498Cover is a world-renowned PMC whose involvement can be tracked in many major conflicts. Coups, assassinations, even actual wars, they provide many services with near flawless track record as long as you can pay the price.You hire one of their elite soldiers who knows five dozen ways to kill a person with a bendy straw...and you task her with becoming an idol.
>>94241845This shit is why fanfiction is considered cringe
>>94242951Nah, people think fanfiction is gay and lame the instant they learn about its existence; the concept itself is already inherently cringe for them before they're exposed to any fanfiction. It's a losing fight so you might as well embrace the cringe.
>>94244516>Wife has a prejudice against fanfiction and has a sore spot for authors who started in fanfics.>mfw
>>94233532What if you're the one getting raped by those dungeon denizens then? With FWMC throwing themselves at you when you think they're there to rescue you.
>>94246188I also have that sore spot, but I don't remember marrying so I think you are safe here.
>>94232722>>94247038Im a simple man i have an even simpler idea>Party is exploring the dungeon.>From day one, everyone on the party reached the consensus that "messing around" or dating or whatever isnt allowed. Its just a bomb waiting to explode>Initially everyone is on board, but after too many close shaves with death, some camaraderie and a very unhealthy lack of space to relieve desires, everyone on the party is fantasizing with fucking anyone on it>be it dick on pussy, clam smashing, sucking, getting your butthole licked, whatever. Everyone is way too horny but also everyone agreed on the deal>ENTER the horny dungeon of the late lich Reigh-Coom. It rhymes with Doom!>Succubus crests, Dick enhancements, horny gas. The whole toolbox is here!>Can our party reach the tresure without-of course not, everyone crumbles like wet tissues at the first chance they have.Basically a "dungeon" where you and the cast go "well it cant be helped! i just have to get my dick sucked while your sister reams me! its just how it works!" or "Im sorry Anon, but im gonna land my fat ass on your face to avoid triggering this trap and if i just happen to get a faceful of horny gas i apologize for instantly sucking your dick"
>>94247846Would be funnier if the lich was just running a regular death dungeon back in the day, but all the wrong critters showed up because of an unfortunate name and it got out of hand like that.
>>94247146I'm married. I'm always in danger.
Going into the dungeon to fight the killer bunny (its pekora)
>>94247146Why you got beef?
>>94248193>Poison gas conducts were badly mantained and grew fungus inside of it, turning the poison into horny gas>Initially the slimes were here to consume bodies and melt armor, but the same fungi debilitated the first batch to the point they couldnt digest their victims and had to feed on fluids. Weak acid meant they could barely melt fibers and did minimal damage to skin>Second to third batch evolved from those surviving slimes and became pro-efficient at feeding on fluids. Lost their agressivity and turned into walking sex toys for desperate adventurers>Several batches of failed evolution later, they are now walking domesticated slimes that follow adventurers around and get fed when they get inevitable used>Initially there were Imps and Gnomes, but with so many horny adventurers, Succubi showed up. Succubus cleared the imps once they realized that surviving humans would come back with more people. Fairies came running when they learned that horny adventurers were easy to scam and trick, and they asked to clear the dungeon of gnomes since they are racist>Fairies magically transmuted all traps so they became pleasure pits, since they could get money by fishing adventurers out of there and Succubus could feed on overstimulated adventurers debilitated by traps>with so much less death and so much less feeding targets, Mimics underwent the same evolution slimes did>Last, but not least, so much wild magic meddling by the fairies messed up the magic circuits of the traprooms and transformed them into weird horny versions (since there was so much sex in the air)And now its both a legitimate dungeon people want to clear for the treasure and a place where you go, hoping that a cheeky fairy steps on your dick
>>94248193nta but>"Back then, this used to be a RESPECTABLE dungeon!" the lich, Rei-Kum the All-Knowing, cried while watching the events transpiring in his dungeon through his scrying orb. "All the other liches in the kingdom envied me! But now these cretins have turned it into uh, into a... INTO A CHARNEL HOUSE OF LEWDNESS!"
>>94249396>I DONT EVEN HAVE A DICK DAMMIT! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE EVIL AND CASTING SPELLS AND NOW AL I GET ITS FUCKING
>>94060498Santa is hospitalized after a wild IRyS attack and now Mori must replace him for a single night to save Hogswa- Christmas
>>94170765>>94171066>mom is the same but biggerplayed out>mom is battle-scarrednow we're talking
>>94252144Mom should be wearing full armor with a proper helmet and an eyepatch underneathIf you can't even pass her entry level test (surviving having one of her boobs crashing down onto your head), she won't let you date her daughterAnd you'd better be able to drink more than her
>>94249127Mostly Twilight and 50 Shades so I guess my problem is more fanfics turning into books than with the authors changing from one to the other.
>>94247038>Mococo sitting on your legs while Fuwawa sits on your face, both of them responding to anything you try and say with "Bau Bau~!!" as they continue to assault you.
>>94252841To be fair, if it's that easy to change into an original book, then there was no reason for it to be a fic.
>>94252841That seems more like you dislike specific stories becoming published works than the idea itself.
......huh? You were talking about our biology project? Can you repeat that, I couldn't hear you h-haha
>>94255434>hahaha yeah it happens man, like i was saying yknow the reproductive system is like...a whole thing>we dont wanna flunk this thing yknow? like i still would be there for you if your future wasnt as bright and all you wanted was to settle in a little town with m- a wife and like have three to four children with a fifth in the way>no that wouldnt be ideal, you wanna be a bigshot with a huge house in the city and a wife that gives you five or maybe six children? you gotta work for it with good grades yknow,>look what im saying is that we should also include practice in all of this theory, and i can help yknow. Ya boy might not be the best at biology but im willing to help you try
>>94170765I, for one, think that her mom should be flat to contrast with Noel.
>>94257289I prefer the opposite dynamic where the only one without boob genes is the daughter, but I can't think of any local examples other than Pekora
>>94257594Momseki fits that
>>94257713Bijou is basically a child, so, it's not quite the sameYou'd need someone more like Gigi, Cecilia or Ao
>>94241845This but instead of making them Idols you must turn these idols into Soldiers of Fortune. Also, they're like Cyborgs or something.
>>94257864>CC is really angry that she has no tits but her mother is stacked as hell>you sweat, wondering why someone put tits on a sewing machine
>>94257594boobs... find a way
>>94259818Turning all holos super busty.....
>>94257289This reminds me of Mori saying her huge tits are essentially a genetic anomaly within her family, honestly a god-tier trope and the fact that it can happen in real life is even better
>>94259194Naruhodo... So this is why CC possessed Chloe.
>>94260116So mori is the stacked mom to the skeletal kids?
>>94260430>has two stacked moms>only inherits the bubble butis kobo stupid?
>>94260923This is Kobo's mom. But yes she is also stupid.
>>94261035i was memeing but Shella does have more boobs than her.Kobo is indeed, stupid and im surprised she doesnt have more fics
>>94261246She's a funny little lass. I really like the rain shaman look. Maybe I'll even write about it at some point.
>>94260116from what i remember, she literally wished for boobs growing up because she was jealous of other girls, before she started dwarfing themMori's mixed feeling of pride and embarassment makes it even better
>>94261395>Hoo-hah, boobies, thank you universe>Actually, I think that's enough>When will they stop growing?>When will they STOP growing?
