The mighty arms of Atlas hold the heavens from the Earth!
Previous Page: >>94072300Do your reps, report and ignore bait, and love your Sioli with a pipin’ hot Ponty’s Pizza!Shig it up!-Latest-Next Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZfiBup1h3kLast Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JBmOdbzIt4Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fZMv0HBHe9cLatest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGC_rwIhGM0 [Embed][COVER] Dark Night / 昏い夜 #歌ってみた : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEuupOGazwg [Embed][Cover MV] Team Tomodachi [hololive English -Advent-]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LEc7es4_rE [Embed]-General Info-Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8 [Embed]Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovellaTwitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovellaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shiorinovellaCovers Playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQNcTNavhAOg78zZNEYFEQYXA02QOmlxM-Fun Stuff-Twenty Little Novelites 【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ7-bfAZ23Q?&t=755s [Embed]Don't Lock Your Doors. Just Hide. She's Coming In.【An Inkwell Christmas Story】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WhwY1DFxg [Embed]-Projects-Snowed In 【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovellaChristmas VRChat world: https://vrchat.com/home/world/wrld_20761ac2-c6d0-462d-9d6f-24145dcba26b/info-Merch-New Outfit Celebration Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/shiorinovella_no2025Friends With U Plushie: https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololivefriendswithu_shiorinovellaNew!: Hololive Create Precious Winter Moments Voice Pack: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_winterdelightsdatevoiceMore Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/collections/shiorinovella-Misc-Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukvShiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4rShiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgfShiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive / https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive_vol2Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv/shig/ is currently reading: Happy Sugar LifeWhich site?: Mangadex (unofficial), WeebCentral / nyaa (official)Completion date?: February 1st, 0:00 PST
>>94113342Shiori love! Ponty love!I forgot the fucking anchor image
Slutori Whorevella
Nerdori Dorkvella
>>94113452Yeah, mine.
Analori Plapvella
Pizzeria Pontyvella
Peeori Poovella!
Cuteiori Cutevella
shiori doesn't know what sex is
Cutesexiori Handholdvella!
I want to brutally molest Shiori brapvellala dueña de mis chaquetas
>>94113845She’ll molest you first.
Having sex with Shiori's cosplayer friend to make her jealous!Shiori sneaking into my bed in the middle of the night to rightfully claim back what is hers!
During sex with a Shiori, always guard your asshole. She'll dart her fingers into an undefended butthole first chance she gets
>>94114175h...hot
>>94114175Are you threatening me with a good time?
>>94114175How can she put her fingers in there if her whole shiocock is already filling the hole?
the shiocock is a myth
>>94114436Beebs saw it last night when they went to the urinal together.
Shiori should drain her Ballsvella into jars and then sell it as merch
>>94114041I need to have sex with her
Shiorist
TEAM TOMODACHITEAM TOMODACHITEAM TOMODACHITEAM TOMODACHITEAM TOMODACHITEAM TOMODACHI
I hope the Myth collab ends in time for the start of Shiori's Random Murderman stream.
Oretachi nani eh?
Bwos... I can't hold back anymore. I NEED to shig it inside her
>>94115143I do too but they collab rarely enough that I can see them easily going for more than 2 hours, especially since all of them individually stream for a long time.
>>94114175Now I have a mental image of Shiori in non-sexual situations trying to stick a finger in my ass just because she finds it funny and can't stop herself from it
>>94115143It won't overlap more than an hour because Mori has her own stream
https://twitter.com/alin_laphel/status/1881788722884292804
>>94116718Brats
>>94117227You fool. That’s not device for a strap on, but a cock ring for the Shiocock
I finally can order a smile
>>94119391The brightest of smiles with a Large pepsi.
>>94120595Hey, that’s not Shiori! Hot though
>>94119391Can I get an extra large peppeloni and sausage pizza? I have a coupon from Ponty.
>>94120595The girl I cheat with Shiori on, giving Shiori life-long inferiority complex because of how similar they are
shiori should throw me down the stairs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpryUbN6EY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpryUbN6EY8
Day 2 of fapping to Shiori before stream begins.
>>94121627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJa7Q8nSRU
I love my cool idol boyfriend Shiori Novella and she's gonna kiss Cecilia again like she did Nerissa
https://x.com/gurumie1229/status/1881750899896508633Shiori should get Raora pregnant and take over Pontys
>>94121627>>94121727Cute autists >>94122432Wait a minute
>>94122432would
Is this thumbnail the definition of cutesex?
Uppies!
>>94126494
You are a fastfood worker and your general manager Shiori Novella is peeking at your stall as you are about to take a shit.You will have to pretend you don't notice it and do what you came to do, otherwise you might get deported.your call
>>94127429I start furiously masturbating.
>>94127613she's into it and wait for you to finish with a grin on her face, what next?
>>94127429I simply keep shitting as I get on my phone, maybe ask her for another roll of TP.
i cant believe there isnt a soundpost of the cute sneeze from yesterdays collab.
Syolli soon. How many non-targets will she accidentally screwdriver to death today?
>>94129013About 50
>>94129013At least 8
>>94129013Just one. Me.
SHIORI A CUTE
>>94129244proofs?
>>94128840I'll do it after the stream. I'm mostly request only so please request.
>>94129259PROOF THIS
LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZfiBup1h3k
SHE'S EARLY (and slept like shit!)
>>94129433>Shiori slept like shit>I slept like shitWE ARE sleep deprived
>>94129482Same
Hitman BGM, my heart is WEEEEEEE
>>94129433First sub 3h Hitman stream Let's goooooooo!
I don't think she's really eating that apple.
HOLY BOOBERS
SHE'S GOT A KNIFE!
CHEST JUMP SCARE
SHE'S GONNA STAB ME IN THE KIDNEY AIEEEEE
AIIIIIEEEE SHE'S A LONDONER
sioli's massive hand
PONYTAIL!!!
AIEEEE SHE'S GONNA SHANK ME LIKE I AM IN FRANCE
I miss my Swiss army knife
This could've been an actual accesory for her detective outfit.
>>94129803A fujo with yaoi handsShe's too powerful
Shiori has enough hands for all of us.
She changed just to hug me!
It's our fault...
IM FEELING HER BOOBS
She's extra cute already
We used up all of Shiori's point...
This is the response to prechat questioning her about the lack of assets or to /here/
Kek it's funny that she realises she sorta fucked up with the toggles and is making it into a gag here
SHE HATES US! WE STOLE ALL HER POINTS!
>>94129971thats why she slept like shit, she was browsing the past threads
SHE HATES ME, I MADE HER LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF ADVENT
Shiori and Beebs should race to 100 mastery in freelancer mode.
>>94129933It's worth it...feeling her soft boobs
shes so insanely /here/ it hurts...
That mic really is a wasted asset considering she didn't even use it for 2023 (her "singing year") and she's doing less this one.
fuck off Shiori, now I'm going to feel bad for pissposting
Kek Shiori
>chasing a ghost>long missionIt's funny because it's one of the shortest once you know what you're doing. You can SASO it in like 3 or 4 minutes easily.
>three handsXENOS FIEND
Shiori should play Blood Money. She should NOT play Absolution.
>>94130236She should play Silent Assassin
>>94130071She saw our /Ringo/ and ponty posting
>>94130141my shigga she mentions piss all the time because she love us.
Awww. Hate those kinds of dream
Shiori...
Fuck, I miss my dog again, shiggas.
She misses her dog
I hope she does the realtor mission story.
>>94130301I swear she saw my shitpost clip because her short has a really similar gag.
Remember shiggas, all dogs go to heaven.Except the paw patrol, ACAB.
>>94130452if it was edited by pudding he just saw it, he lurks /here/
>>94130452Pudding also lurks here
the steppies...
Same Shiori, same.
>>94130495Nah, the Paw Patrol killed Al-Baghdadihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=k62zxj8qzXY
She could solve this sleep issue either today or tomorrow that she only has a collab but she's not going to and will complain again when she CHOOSES to stream twice on Thursday.
I've been keeping up my lifting but 10k steppies is just such a time killer when you don't work
Probably no specific reason that she is losing sleep.
>>94130702Kill yourself
shiori's meaty bone.
>Don't you dare eat my meaty bone you harlotSHIOCOCK
sioli.... you're supposed to distract the muffin guy with the radio, then use emetic poison on a muffin you put down for the realtor.
>>94130745cmon we can at least have 5 different rrats for it
>>94130776Shiori hates people who use their teeth
>>94130745Sex with me
>>94130790Really? What are they?
>>94130790After the response of her bringing up assets today and saying she has a new "jiggly" feature, she definitely has been reading these threads (complaints about the lack of assets and the lack of booba)
>>94130846Sex with BibooSex with MoriSex with ZetaSex with KroniiSex with me
>>94130923Why did you mention yourself twice, Zeta
SHIOBUSH
surprised she didn't reload for her meaty bone
>cum to the bushSaint Shiori said upon anon.
Shiori doesn't really have a good sense of NPC awareness. She also doesn't really understand how to distract NPCs and move them around to where you want them to go.
Shiori's delicious bush
>>94130970No clue what you're talking about but she should have sex with Zeta twice
What was that accent
>>94131039Boston
>>94131021Sucking the dribblets out of Shiori's bush...
PONTY'S PIZZA ON STREAM
PIZZA ON STREA AAAEEEII
PISS MENTION HELL YEAH
Pissin by all yourself, handsome?
Shiori there was a hole in the fence literally right next to you
PISS MENTION
KEK
kek another accidental death
>>94129013First one kek
>Shiori kills someone>Did I do that?
You can actually climb the porches of the houses in plain view of the guards without alerting them. For some reason, it doesn't immediately put you in "hostile area" mode when you start climbing them like it does for climbing other parts of the houses.
Cute lullaby. Can we get a soundpost on that?
can i have some pitvellas please?
This is where you loosen the valve on Janus' oxygen tank and then toss a firework through his window after he returns.
>>94131385
Shiori, who goes to turn off the fire alarm when it goes off?
no duck...
>>94131482kek nice
>>94131385Since you asked nicely
I love that stupid laugh>OH GOOD GOD
HOLY KEK
GUNTHER LOVE
GET IT CHAT ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY LIKES BLOND MEN
Has she managed to get silent assassin on any map yet?
>>94131613On the tutorial i think
Shiori: Female Body Inspector
She's finally doing it! She's getting la creatividad murder!
Now this makes me imagine Shiori shooting Hitler in the balls over and over in Sniper Elite
KEK this save scumming dork
>>94131610I don't get it
Just wait for him to leave the room, set it up and get him on the next loop.
>>94131736The ball you mean
Thinking about blondes so much she forgot what to do...
Get it it's funny because it's subveritng the bit.
Kek SHE DID IT
I wonder when chat will start to think this bit is old.
>>94131915That's a good one, anon
>>94131915That's the thing, they never will as long as Shiori is not tired of it since they're all the worst kind of spineless yes-men
>>94131915>Subway sandwish>Shiori and Nerissa>Shiori so random and cannibalistic
Propane tanks are my favorite way of getting silent assassin accidental kills. You can put one down on a target's route and shoot it from out of sight and it'll class as an accident. There are a few other ways to set them off without shooting and it always classes as an accident, which doesn't ruin SA.
how many chatters in an attempt to cope have dyed their hair blonde?
>>94132024>t.
That guy just took an object thrown at his head and walked it off kek
>>94132037Pickleman will dye his black on purpose just so he can watch everyone else have a turn
wait, that didn't knock the guy out?
>>94132037no one did, they don't want to be with shiori, they want to watch shiori with someone else
>>94132037I am literally mexican so I would look goofy as fuck
Don't hate the intro nearly as much as the outro but she could use a new one by now. At least maybe update her costume on it like when she changes the seasons/backrground on it. She certainly isn't paying someone to do it but it still can be done on her own.
>>94132081>>94132092KEK
>>94132037That would imply they're interested in getting Shiori for themselves
>>94132037The thing is, she said she doesn't care for blondes in real life, just anime blondes
Well it looks like the 3 days are up for the roaches. Well it was fun while it lasted.
https://x.com/matsukenmanga/status/1881673129795477791Thoughts on Advents secret 6th member?
Does she not have a lockpick yet?
>she wants to hide bodies in the ovenSHIG HEIL
>>94132037Makes me wonder how many people have cosplayed Dimitri for a holomeet. Probably a good amount.
>>94132260would be the perfect gen
>>94132260I think she should have sex with me. I'm IRyStolite
>>94132260The cheebsposter did this
>>94132278She rather bring the meaty bone and fish instead
>>94132260Grotto...
>>94132260>IRyS and Shiori next to each otherShiggas give me your manifesting energy
>>94132325Shiori tweeting at Risu, IRyS next to Shiori... I do it all
>>94131995Rushia Boin Boin
>>94131957>thinking they'll get tired of it even after she is
>>94132260sex with beebs
>>94132404FINE I'll admit I actually DO want to have sex with Cheebs...
>>94132404Shut up and post your sexy body
>>94132260I would blow so many loads into Irys.
MANIFESTING SHIORYS DUET
>>94132508what would they sing?
>>94132508What'd be a good song for them?
>>94132553
>>94132543>>94132557ONE LAST KISS
>>94132553>>94132576I already gave you uppies you greedy brat >>94127096
>>94132610I can see that being a good fit for them but also I feel like it lacks hype for Fes
>>94132260Unironically would be the most strongest gen in term of lore.
>>94132543>>94132557Anything that makes them shake their ass on stage
I want to see Shiori mess around with some of the fun items in the game like the emetic gas bomb, the emetic dart gun or any of the taser items.
I want Shiorin to fucking destroy me (sexually)
>>94132744Same but I also still find the whole thing where she does a full setup for a kill and just shoots the target anyway fucking hilarious
KEK THIS DORK
She completely missed the mission stories again
>>94132834good
based retard
>>94132557I've Seen Footage
>>94132834She thought they were optional kek
She's such a retard
>>94132855This mission has some good ones. You can lure Cassidy down into a basement and activate a bunch of laser tripwire bombs.
What a waste. This mission has some of the best mission kills and she didn't do any of them.
>>94130445Sorry she didn't
>>94132834Stories are a crutch
Every single time she laughs, my soul feels lighter. Shiori, my sweet Shiori. How could I ever live in this world without you? How did I even live in it before you? My heart and my soul are at ease.
>>94132981Stories are how you unlock stuff and gain mastery points quickly.
>>94133009>Heart and Soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZFdf6m3ngI
>>94133037But she's having so much fun already
>>94133064Based Macross 7 poster, the best Macross
It's funny because she's been in the same room as multiple clues already and she didn't see them.
>>94133117I think Plus is the best in the series
>>94133176I don't really like Plus, it's visual sex and the soundtrack's fantastic but I find the characters to be unappealing
>>94132404Cheebs is secretly one of the manifestors...
Easiest way to do the clues is >lawsuit document in the shed next to the frog habitat>use shovel from that shed to dig up the cigar box in the frog habitatthen either>grab microfilm from Janus' house and use it in the house with the party going onor>knock out the bench dude and take the diary
>>94133193imagine the smell
>>94133324In before she spends the next 40 minutes wandering around because she didn't pay attention to anything at all
SHIORI'S THICK BUSH
>>94133398Someone should do that guy who got 3 burgers for free and still complained.
>>94133398kek
>Really melancholic about her dog (Having someone to take care of)>Practicing lullabiesOh, that's a rrat.
>>94133412God bless greys
>>94133627It's forced
>>94133627kys
Holy mother of grasping at straws, the roaches are basically grasping at freshly shaven pubes
>>94133640The one good greyname
>>94133640The risk of bush fire....
>>94133693Not even the first time they're forcing it.
Kek
SHE DID IT. GOT THE MISSIONS TOO
Muffintop enjoyers...
>german xmas marketpeppa pig bros
https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/1881680645878874492Shiolike
Sexori Sexvella
>you killed all my men>sowwyThis dork
>>94134489I found this funnier than I should have
I completely forgot I even did this level
Kek. Soundpost anon please clip that laugh
>>94134903>Makes your oshi laugh
>hey man
>>94135010
YES IT SUCKS. THEY RUINED IT.
Reviewbrah...
>>94135104I feel so sorry for him man, but his channel is a pretty meticulous archive of the downfall of fast food
>>94135104He was going through it.https://youtu.be/CUPYF0uwy7Y?t=488
>>94135156Yo
>>94135190This has never been more fitting for the state of fast food...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX90p3Q1I9g
>>94135181>I feel so sorry for him manWhat happened to him?I haven't kept up in like a whole year
>>94135190Man the fries tastes like the ones my school lunch lady used to serve.
>>94135375Price go up, quality go down, disappointment more often than not.
Kek she got away with it.
>a jellyfishDoes this count as a piss mention?
>>94135375Nothing to him personally, in general fast food is getting more expensive but the quality is only getting worse. I don't eat fast food but a lot of his videos end up leaving him dejected
>>94135533Okay piss shigga. You’re reaching a bit there.
Slap fighting is the weirdest yet mist dangerous sport out there
kek
>>94135737I think Phonebooth Boxing is up there too
Shiori fucking MILFs up the ass with the Shiocock
My mom is a nice lady shiori!
She’s slapping everybody
THE SHIOCOCK IS MASSIVE
THE SHIOCOCK IS REAL
BIG GIRTHY SHIOCOCK
She's a menace
Shiori stabbing me just to know what it would do
>>94135055Oh Super Nene-chan, you always know just what to say.
Her sneaking around the jungle like this is making me wanna replay Ghost Recon Wildlands
>someone is gonna get blown?yeah, me
>>94136429Are you a tier one enjoyer or a dicking around with the boys kind of guy?
>>94136529I played it solo but I did both.
Shiori gaslighting me when I saw her kill a man.
Shiori with the gas chamber
>>94136774Based, Wildlands was a surprisingly good game, despite seeming like generic open world sloppa at first glance
>>94136927Ze Final Solution
>>94136962Man only if Breakpoint had the same kind of mission and story structure, it would have been a great game. They kind of brought it back in a sense with Operation Motherland, but you can only do so much.
KEK SOMEONE PLEASE CLIP THAT THROW
She is so fucking retarded. I love her.
She’s so stupid. I love her.
>>94137114Sorry to hear that, I haven't played Breakpoint because my computer is old as shit, but it looks like they aimed more for a Destiny 2/live service shooter feel from what I remember
I love this retard
Yeah, Shiori could never play any team based games considering how much she's panicking. Thank god because that means no LoL or other trash.
it is crazy how fucking cute she is playing this game
>The ultimate slapperFauna would be so proud...
SHE’S SO STUPID >>94137586Actually, when it launched it was a looter shooter like The Division. People hated it so much that they added a mode where it turned it off and the ability to remove Ubisoft’s god awful UI. It unironically made the game better. Add the fact that half of Breakpoint’s appeal is the customization of your operator, you can roleplay to your heart’s content. If you just wanna rp as Tier One operators, Breakpoint is oretty good for that.
What the hell?
>>94138229
>I'M GONNA FILL YOUR ASS
>>94138229What the fuck is that? That looks like drum feed m1919a6
>>94138288Chat is this real?
She’s gonna kill every guard at this point kek
>>94138041>The DivisionPLEASE don't remind me of how Ubisoft wasted a cool setting (post-apoc New York City in winter) on slopWildlands was pretty good for going full fashion souls with its designs, I will admit
Nice she did it.
>shiori kills every mook she sees>spares a frogShiori is a merciful God
Shiorin is my Trap Queen
baker?
Is that George Soros?
>>94139147Me lazy at the moment, someone else is gonna have to do it
>>94138229>Nikke>stealing character designsMust be a day ending in y
>>94138788They advertised it as a survival rpg, only for it to become a looter shooter, a bad one at that. Anyways I love how Shiori is invested in the story now.
>>94139147Give me five minutes
>>94139147New bread>>94139211>>94139211>>94139211
>>94138229They're not new, that character is from 2023
>>94138027Broccoli woman...
>>94138229>>94138288That's one way of getting around IP without permissions. They get to copy hololive characters designs and people would pull from their gacha because of their love for the character
>>94139301>>94139475Thanks, moom
