koyosex
>>94333193...ONLY 65?
hey man
My Ina!
What did we learn last thread, /hlgg/?
Bae cute!
>>94333143It sucks man I feel yaCan't celebrate shit without some schizo making it a competition
I love Mori!
Hag Thread
You guys got me genuinely thinking hard about a HoloEN Death Game. Great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugnrMab9lEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugnrMab9lEwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugnrMab9lEwNOEL IS GETTING DEVOURED BY SPIDERS RIGHT NOW
Why does Kronii like this game so much
>>94333255Canada exists
>>94333197>Noel on the spider chase level>Koyo on a challenging boss>both making noises as they sufferI have won
>>94333293>Canada existsDear god...
Gonna go to sleep but before I doTanimura+Akiyama<Kiryu. Therefore Arai>Akiyama>Kiryu Kiryu=Saejima. Kido with a bullet wound can fight Saejima. Therefore Kido is the 3rd or 4th strongest person in the ruff fight depending on where you put Daigo
I can't bring myself to care about this substory
>>94333262We should take back celebrating numbers just like we take back images from shitposters
>>94333270Reminder that Towa is a hag.
>>94333014Be honest with yourself. You would, wouldn't you?
what's wrong with saki chan's face
>>94333273convince fuwamoco to cash in their 1 mil wish on it instead on their VN
>>94333257Bae a cute
>>94333255There's not a single good city in CanadaWe should have the next concert in NYC againKronii is an Asian womanTeam Tomodachi
>you now remember noel subbing for kronii in a council offcollab
Tanimurer...
TEE HEE
>>94333368You're asking for the impossible here.
>>94333348
>>94333331Before you go to sleep, know that Saejima and Kiryu have never had a serious fight
Hungry rat
Do you think Mumei is sexy
>>94333344don't remind me or i'm gonna have to zerg off
>>94333376noel tits > kronii tits
>>94333333TURN IT DOWN YOU BASEHEADS
>>94333356
>>94333366Saki is a man
Bros
Didn't Bae just have breakfast like 60 minutes ago?
KOYORI DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kaela is creeping on the female customers
>>94333450
>50 posts>already 10 soundposts>1/5 of this thread is soundpostsSTAHPPPPPPPP IT
>>94333234I remember accidently posting 154 once
>>94333510
Koyo did itBut is it over?
>>94333510Hit E. Do it.
>>94333255i miss having many soundposts for each occasion and i regret not backing up my mass storage drive before it died so i could reupload sounds on deprecated ones. back your shit up anons.
Who would be a perfect 3rd member for Timesmith that would fit with their autistic deadpan humour?
Bae should get gyudon in honor of Noel
>>94333494she's reciting that Kaela copypasta that used to show up from time to time KEK
Cute rat sounds
Are there any of these wagie "simulators" that are even good
>>94333488When she started so like 2-3 hours ago now
>>94333331>>94333416>powerscaling autismthe strongest guy in yakuza is determined by the plot. Every other metric is irrelevant and the series knows this which is why they never bother explaining it or adressing it.>Kiryu punches two tigers but suddenly has problems with some random retard in a cutscene because shut the fuck up, it needs to happen.
>>94333318these are the noises noel makes when you stick it in the wrong hole
>>94333546Plate up?
>>94333548off topic
Towawa
>>94333548So cool....
Okay, I've revised my HoloEN death game roles based on feedback:Mumei - MastermindGura - ProtagonistFuwawa - Case 1 murdererMococo - Case 1 victimKiara - Case 2 murdererKronii - Case 2 victimNerissa - Case 3 murdererBae - Case 3 victimIna - Case 3 victimBijou - Case 4 murdererMori - Case 4 victimCecilia - Case 5 murdererGigi - Case 5 victimRaora, ERB, Shiori, IRyS - SurvivorsMumei is very easy to write as the mastermind which is one reason I wanted to avoid it but it makes a lot more sense. Gura would be a protagonist in the style of Makoto. Cecilia works best as the last case's villain if she's not a protagonist and it works well with CCGG. I feel like the survivors are now light on brains without Cecilia but I guess Shiori is the detective.
>>94333510What I see it's that there's not enough soundposts, here's one more to help
>>94333510Check this out
Vancouver is San Francisco if everything was more expensive, and the weather was worse.Toronto might as well be Chicago if it was even colder, and there was just as many Indians as Black people. Quebec fucking sucks.
>>94333558That >random retardWas fucking Ryuji Goda
>>94333581cuuuuuuuute
>>94333510TELOLET TELOLET TELOLET
>>94333547Hey, that's my soundpost!
Lapsama my friend
Why does this weirdo keep doing daily face videos?
>>94333510>>94333583
>>94333578???????
>>94333585taa...
Bae should get steak and soup
>>94333450ru chan......
>>94333604tabernac
>>94333583What the fuck nobody told me Sora-chan was cute
>>94333326Shove it, brit
>>94333438She's the sexiest.
>>94333634It's mine now.
THIS RAT IS TAKING TOO LONG TO ORDER HER FOOD
>>94333510Lets pump that shit up
>>94333622
>28 soundpostsARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR GOD-DAMN MINDS?!
Kronii being the most popular fast food simulator collab partner was unexpected
>>94333604So it can be concurred that there's no reason to go to Canada? Can all the good people there just move to America so we can lock them in the country and let the cold freeze them to death?
>>94333608every single guy in yakuza can be offed by the script in less than a second because they go from inmortal gods to "oh nyo this bullet grazed me guess ill die" from cutscene to cutscene.Powerscalers are retards
Very hard doesn't even look hard why is Kronii so worried
Is Bae cute? She makes really cute sounds and it's triggering my cute aggression senses
>>94333664consider yourself: informed
>>94333578that's like saying Mint is off topic
>>94333585YAGOO HIRE THIS MAN!
need more soundposts
>>94333647Towa is the annoying mascot character like Monokuma.
>>94333692ogeyhave this one, too!
how many times will Kronii play this kusoge? I understand Kaela and her kusoge addiction
>>94333581cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>94333704
>>94333739Extremely, like that squeak just now
>>94333701>Pump it UpYou mean that Korean bootleg DDR?
>>94333650There's actually an Ikinari steak like 10m away from Makuhari, I might go there after the event.
[IMPORTANT]
>>94333585>Gura>Protagonistshe'd hole herself in her room and piss all over the floor while people kill each other
>>94333777i will accept this
>>94333735The top characters of the verse like Kiryu can fight at full power with active bullet wounds while lesser people die or get incapacited by bulletsArgument invalidated
>>94333739no Bae is cool
>>9433378810000x better than Don't Starve Together
>>94333778Thank you.
>>94333416The narrative pretty much implies they are equal at so many junctions, to the point they can literally never both be outside Prison for the plot to happen. Hell they had to remove Saejima entirely from 6. The only arguments are Gaiden and IW, the former can be an outlier and the latter is Saejima not hanging with Mr Will Power, the same thing that turned Fodder ass Yuta into a Boss fight
Kronii and Kaela talk with a different tone when they are alone, I swear I am not crazy
LOVE AND PEACE!LOVE AND PEACE!
>>94333762oy vey the irys every time
>>94333642What face videos? Context?
>>94333739Bae is erokawaii
>ERB is shitting up the catalog with the flip's new outfit
>>94333742one of my new favorite soundposts
>>94333510I know what you want
>>94333834They aren't the only ones who do that
>>94333739No she's dork
>>94333756Leeching from Kiara doesn't make her on topic.
>>94333825like an hour ago we saw a normal woman tank 2 bullets because she needed to do her speech+gunshot
I have a feeling that EN5 is already decided right now, the new girls are in the discord already and just waiting for the announcement to happen after Fes
>>94333834She sounds so soft
>>94333518>>94333510
>>94333510,
>>94333585>Raora, ERB, Shiori, IRyS - SurvivorsWait, why would only 1 intelligent person survive? Why is Danganronpa like this?
I love love love Gigi!
>>94333835>>94331654
>>94333834for some reason kaela gets annoyingly loud with kronii..
>>94333726It's really nice if you ignore that. Sure, a lot of it it's a frozen hellscape but parts of it are amazing. Plus weed is legal.
>>94333916That women wouldn't last in combat against any of the established characters
>>94333917no suspicious indie graduations though
>>94333875where?
soundposts are moving so fast no one will notice me sneak in this one of moom committing warcrimes in north afrika circa 1942
>>94333510Keep it going
>>94333990>Plus weed is legal.Upside?
*abducts your bogos*
Don't be a chicken kroniiVery hard isn't hard
>>94333811I mean, that's just Makoto.
>>94333829>>94333914She's all of these things AND cute
>>94333686
>>94334032Oy you brat, those are mine! I just got them binted!
>>94334032give it back
>>94333991the point is that bullets in this series do whatever the fuck the plot needs to. Daigo instakills people with a gun even if they are strong enough to fight kiryuPowerscaling is zodiac signs but for gay men
>>94333971Kronii is prime bully target. Kiara, Gura and GG do it often.
>Noel beats the first wave>enters the first barrel>dieslol
I love Hololive
>>94333996They are waiting to be closer to the announcement date
Why does Kronii sound like that?
>>94333953The smart people tend to be the ones that think they're smart enough to win the game.Except Case 3, for some reason.
>>94333762why does no one make cool soundposts this like anymore?
>>94334092That just means Daigo is a god with a gun
>>94334032G-give them back!
>>94334032What the fuck?I thought they were binted!
Bae should have been a loli
man, the (you) economy is really fucked up right now, I crafted an exquisite joke last thread and it only got like 7 (you)s
>>94334081AND stupid
KOYO DID IT SHE BEAT THE GAMEHonestly I was kind of expecting some timeline shit where they have all the protags join in when the final boss transforms. Still a great game.
>>94334131Congrats on your post-mortem merch, anon.
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
What was anon trying to tell us, that Shiori had to silence them?
>>94334204A little bit yeah
>94334202sorry my guy
>>94333585CC is a better choice as the protagonist if she isn't the villain. Because she's the type who will actually investigate. Shiori could be the mastermind or working with CC. Gura is the character who does something really dumb and survives, but then it looks like she got killed, only for her to survive that. She's the David Arquette. Mumei would be the killer but she might not be the mastermind.
Is anyone streaming tonight other than the current streams? I don’t really wanna watch kronii x Kaela…
>>94334195WRONG
>>94334092That's Daigo being a god tier if he has a gun
I can see this game tickles Kaelas neurons
What would sex between Kronii and Shiori sound like
>>94334256I'm streaming
>>94333917I DONT CARE HOW OR WHY.EN5 MUST HAVE A HORSE-GIRL KEMONO. I NEED TO JERKOFF TO HORSEGIRLS and i just accepted they are gonna put a horsecock in there so i made my peace
I doubt anyone remembers what this one was about, anyways.
Can someone post that Mori cat soundpost I really like?
I just made these 3 soundposts
>Saejima has to travel though rufftops and sewers like a retard
>>94334223kino
>>94334263best reference in holoen
>>94334290Post cock???
>>94334295We truly need an official horsecock futa girl.
Saddest cowboy song I know.
bet you guys don't have sleep related soundposts
>>94334277Very hot>>94334238Exposing shiori's dildo collection
>>94334249Not that anon but your choices for Mastermind in EN are kinda limited cause everyone's retarded.
>>94334263Mori's Tom and Jerry ass screams get me every time.
>>94334322
>>94334345No, it's mine
>>94333578Ui mama is on-topic.
>>94334295uma musume mafia would never let cover debut a horse girl
>>94334386
Everyone should press "E" without the reply window open.
>>94334295>We get a horsegirl>its meek and kinda prude so all the porn is girls milking her balls while she awawawasbest timeline
>>94334224DEAR JESUS
>>94334295I agree because EN needs more animal girls, I would like a entire gen of animal/monsters girls
I like how it shows every character and their achievements in their lives
>>94334372
>>94334446Inass...
>Bae think's Saejima's hobo trench coat is badass>I own one that looks exactly like thatI'm /in/
>>94334424Don't do this or you'll
>>94334458
>>94334338What happens to Umisea now that they loss their Bass player?
>>94334460Shut up flare
>The final protag you name as it's meant to be (You)BASED
>>94334475The gigawhore of HoloJP
>>94334501>>94334310Absolutely incomprehensible, have a good day.
Now she just has to fill up Akiyama with royales and then it's time for Yakuza 4
sister mad
>>94334502Nothing, no one cares about bass players
>>94334131And I hate Alice.
>>94334446Ina...
>>94334511this was Lui's TEE HEEshe couldn't escape to the point that it got put in a holox song
>>94334540
>>94334446Gurass...
>>94334502the deadbeat will take over
>>94334538I actually got into this band's music because of the other soundpost like this one where she's wearing the glasses. Bless.
>>94334310>>94334501I've been here for years and wish I knew why these existed.
>>94334527ayo what the fuck this game looks cool as hell
>>94334380are the works of fiction where the mastermind is just retarded? Like in attack on titan
>>94334527is a travesty we didnt get this kino in the snes era...
https://youtu.be/xk6yT6gjUV0?si=HFwLgyd4dxWgVk5_
>>94333585>Nerissa - Case 3 murdererInvalid list. She can only ever be a victim.
https://x.com/bleufld/status/1883006103321284893
>>94334592erase
kek Kaela
>>94334661this dude just doesnt stop
>>94334630>wish I knew why these existedRacism
>>94334630I don't know about lamy but flare once set for to a Minecraft first and laughed.
Kaela locked herself....
This game has more street thugs interrupting you than any other game
>>94334659You could say the same thing for Mikan.
>>94334565
Noel is growling like a savage animal
>>94334690this kind of sounds like something else
>>94334238This template should've caught on more. For shame.
>>94334702
>>94334640Like intentionally? I can't really think of any.
my pumps
Is Akiyama Bae's favorite combat style?
>>94334592please tell down post
>>94334708
>>94333585Gigi would be one of the survivors easily. ERB would be a victim failing to understand what the youngins are doing.
>>94334446I still have no idea who this is.
>>94334661bleu good
While we're all spamming soundposts- does anyone have the original song that came with this one?It was a male voice, by itself in maybe not the best quality mic, singing a german or austrian song I ask every so often, but it's been years and I'm starting to give up hope.
>>94334708wuh
>>94334749I think it's mostly just it being Akiyama
>>94334338>We need someone good with numbers>Id ask the Nousagi, but id rather keep the theme if possiblekek, every time>>94334502Dead in the water. Marine is too busy these days. Might get the occasional pandering every one in a blue moon
>>94334661the man is a one man wawa art machine
>TIGER DROP BUT KICK VERSION!
>>94334750
>>94334442There is only one true animal girl in all of Hololive (picrel). All the rest are just cosplayers with human ears
>>94334763>Gigi would be one of the survivors easilyThis attitude is exactly why I chose her as the last victim. You need someone like that for the last unsolvable case.
thanks
>>94334776
Owari
>>94334822Okayu also doesn't have human ears
>>94334587man, both those streams were so good
Thoughts on married life with an old Japanese wolf?
jesas Bae's pained talking because she's holding her pee really hard
>>94334847meant for >>94334743
>>94334295i feel like you just want to see horse dick
Bae is holding in her piss really hard right now
>>94334822>>94334871Raora doesn't have human ears
>>94334661SNIIIFFFFFFF
For ERB's eyes only.
You're finally awake anon
>>94334891HOTSEALED RATPISS
Why are nimicucks posting a dead whore in here?
>>94334661if you're going to make this much Wawa at least draw porn
>>94334914She's just like us...
HOTSTEAMYRRATPISS
HOTSTEAMYRATPISS
Did that one Irystocract ever eat his cum? lole
Noel is literally growling like a fucking dog.
Noel's seriously losing it with this bossGrowling, moaning, she's slowly getting more animalistic as she fails to land a hit
>>94334928Hololive?
>>94334922She does have human ears, anon
>>94334928This is the type of man ERB wants?>>94335013Technically
>1900 soundpostso-okay guys, I think you all can stop now!
>>94334890literally the only thing i want from this life
Time for the Yakuza 4BALLS OUT
BALLS OUT KIDDO
>>94335044
SHUT THE FUCK UP DATEITS TIME FOR YAKUZA 4
>>94335044MORE
BALLS OUT
>>94335035>Skill Issue 6post skill issue 3, then.
Your meaningless replies of "HOT STEAMY RRAT PISS" have wasted the precious space of the thread. Please make a more substantial reply.
>>94334922yes she does, she drew this herself
Fuck yes, the coordinated suits
This is pure fucking kinoWomen wouldn't get it
>>94334990She's so cute when she gets mad. I want to pinch her cheeks so bad it's unreal.
This is like some kind of Yakuza 4
Are most the soundpost makers deadbeats and KFP? It's mostly Mori and Kiara.
TIME FOR KINO
YAKUZA 4
>>94334871is that confirmed somewhere, or does her hair just always hide the sides of her head?
Kaela sounds so excited
KINO
This is pretty cool
THE rrats
ENTERTHE YAKUZA 4
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ARE THE YAKUZA 4
KINO THE YAKUZA 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QqYJtYn8o
can dogs/cats get ear infections?
>>94335136
>>94335148
Hmm... I think I will post this Lamy
>>94335148Maybe!
>>94335176based
you guys think its a holo?https://x.com/ZaccActs/status/1882915764916879750
>what if it blows awayLmao
I swear half the yakuza series is about simply aura farming
>>94335176FUCKING KINO
Besties
>>94334937
>>94335101uwaa... that pits shading...
Yakuza money gang, pull up!
>>94335245probably not
>>94335176The rratkuza 4
>>94335148I make watamelons too
we fucked up huh
>Put a big pile of money on top of the Millennium Tower and then see who shows up. Those 4 are the final bosses.
>>94335176KINO
CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER
how many times has Kido changed sides in this game? the fuck?
>>94335176I like my rrats dressed in sharp suits in a group of 4
>>94335245I really like the ERB voice acting on Mitas.
>>94335262this stream was so fun
Rratposter pleaseIf you are going to draw the rooftop scene, change the pile of money into a giant piece of cheese
>>94334957see>>94335092
>>94335176KINOOOOOOOO
>daigo you screwed upThat’s the series
>>94335374On a rat trap.
>>94335268God that was a great moment. I jumped out of my chair when Chama showed up.
>>94335374I'm pretty sure the dude preps the storyline drawings in advance
MORE KETCHUP
Crazy how the words Kaela and wife fit so perfectly together
>>94335245It's Biboo!
>>94335257a lot of wasted plastic on shiori's for the light rays or whatever that is
> 4 pairs of naked men on a rooftop fighting over money and faithDoes it really get any more kino than this?
>>94335113
>>94335245ERB was asking for permission to apply, don't know if they ever got it
Daigo is such a doormatIf only he was slightly more ruthless
NOEL WONMan she was seriously losing it. It was hot.
Daigo trash...
>>94335427just dont think about the homoerotic undertones
>>94333585Okay, I'm throwing out another pitch because I want to see what you guys think. I have less confidence in this one:Kronii - MastermindMumei - ProtagonistKiara - Case 1 murdererNerissa - Case 1 victimERB - Case 2 murdererRaora - Case 2 victimFuwawa - Case 3 murdererGura - Case 3 victimBae - Case 3 victimBijou - Case 4 murdererMori - Case 4 victimGigi - Case 5 murdererCecilia - Case 5 victimMococo, Ina, Shiori, IRyS - SurvivorsTowa - MonokumaI just wanted to try some stuff and I forgot to twist the fifth trial so that Gigi is the culprit. In some ways I feel like this is a lot better but also I'm not sure how to properly flesh out all the new roles. I made Mumei the protagonist because she's my oshi.
>>94335245Zero chance.
>image board>can't post images
>>94335424It's Yorick's spikes
Anyone else notice Lamy's huge boobies on their screen?
Now that Noel is done malding, I will make a snack.
>>94335384thank
Anyone have that luna soundpost that goes with this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmf4RgqfEfs
ENTER
It's funny how Arai doesn't even appear for 95% of the gameLowest screentime of all the villains
now what do we do
>>94335427...why are they naked?
>>94335245It's a cute idea but realistically a hologirl would have to jump through a bunch of paperwork to do it.
>>94335245no, it would be a permissions nightmare
IT ALL LEADS BACK TO MUNAKATA
The fucking twists
....Now what?
>love soundposts>make a post complaining about too many soundposts in order to trick others into giving me more soundposts>recieve exponentially more soundpostsHeh. Too easy.
>>94335444Yeah this is why I don't think it'll happen sadly, cover perms too slow
>>94335494masurbate
I think Towa
Bae should play MGS and meet Ocelot for the king of moles
>5 twists every cutsceneYakuza 4 might be the wildest game in the series
>Your Oshi>Do you personally know anyone who's been raped?
bros, is this good or bad twists??
>>94335245didnt mori recommend shiori in their twitter post last week?
>>94335245ERB got the orange stamp of approval
RUBBERBULLETS
ENTERMUNAKATA
>>94335556rule of cool twistsHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>94335161confirmed by her and her mama, 3D model doesn't have them either.
RUBBERFUCKINGBULLETS
>>94335532It's the classic technique. It's why I complain about lewds too. Gotta take advantage of contrarians
Kronii has tamed 'ela
>>94335245All of them for different Mitas
Arai might be the dumbest motherfucker in the seriesYOU STUPID FUCK IF YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD, THERE SHOULD BE A HOLE THERE IF IT WAS A REAL BULLET
Rubber bulletsRubber plot
Are rubber bullets real?
RUBBER BULLETS FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES
nightmare mention
>your oshi>opinion on stores going cashless/card only?
>213 SoundpostJesas.....
HAHAHAHAJAJAThis is the he dumbest and most fun plot I've ever seen
>>94335515why? JP does these all the time
>how did they make the entire plot revolve around rubber bullets?
>9am.jpgslop bulletsslop villains
>>94335471>IRyS always livesIs it because she's HopeAlso I like the idea of Mococo living but Fuwawa not. Very tragic. However Gura and Bae both dying makes it seem like Fuwawa wanted shark teeth double blowjob.
Kronii sounds so disappointed with Kaela
>>94333197Animalistic breeding marathon with Hakui Koyori
4's story is still better than 7 and 8shit.
Kaela needs to turn off wife mode when she streams
>>94335369>how to fucking rise the heat by Kiara
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>94335657>Is it because she's HopeYes. She's also the Akane/Yasuhiro.
>>943356755 is still the worst story in Yakuza history
>9am.jpgWhen is Bae going to move on from Slopkuza?
AKIYAMA'S MONEY LOVE
>>94335650JP gets paid to do that, but this whole "EN Mita" thing is a fanwork that'll only get put into the game with a tag like the BR translation.
>>94335641Beautiful, isn't it?
Lamy's ears seem sharper than usual today
>>94335675no
Bae just came ENTER YAKUZA 4
>>94335675>7He didn't get it...
>>94335583do you have a link? I believe you I'm just curious
>>94335701>bigger 9am.jpgso she can play fromslop or slopsona instead?
>FOR FAITH STARTS PLAYNIGkino
Why does Kaela always become such a brat when she's with Kronii? I swear she acts exactly like Biboo
Bae got 2 out of 4 correct
I always forget how stupid and melodramatic the Yakuza games on. They're great.
lets replace our minorities in fast food with indonesians, specifically kaelas
BAE CUTE AND DUMB
Lmfao Bae
Who's louder between Mori and Kiara when they have sex?
>who the fuck are you
I like how the others are fighting seriously and Kiryu is just here to give Daigo rape correction
>>94335804me
>>94335767stealth ckia collab
rratshttps://files.catbox.moe/95r23j.png
This game is actually so dumb that it returns to being kino
>>94335837KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>94335837EIGHTFUCKINGRRATS
FOR FAITH
>continuing her old save file>"accidentally" showing her old account nameCan Cover sue her? This has to be violating some sort of IP law.
>>94335837GO RRATS GO
>>94335837FOUR ON FOURKINOOOOO
>>94335837That's a LOT of rrats...
SHIRTS OFF
Someone press E please and record it, I'm too lazy to do it today.
I want to post images. Post faster so the thread can get eliminated and we can start a new one.
>casually choosing their final boss and going on separate parts of the roof instead of Munakata ordering his people to kill everyonethis fucking game lmao
GO AKIYAMA GO
>this time it's 4 guys taking their shirts off on a tall buildingwomen will never understand this
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>94335837KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>Akiyama didn't remove his shirtUn-kino
>>94335904it broke out rubber bulletsTWICEhow were you still taking it seriously
Yakuzafags, how strong is Akiyama powerscaling-wise?
>>94335837Many rats.
>your oshi>your yoshi
Ramy...
OI FEMANONTHIS IS WHAT KINO LOOKS LIKE
>>94335956theres no women in this thread retard
>>94335933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RrwQqh_xcU
I wonder if the Yakuza writers know how stupid their plot is, but they just fully embrace it just for moments like this
The kinoest part of the final battle is they all have 4 different variations of the same battle theme
All the soundposts took up our image slots
>>94335945MoriYoshimitsu
kronii yearns for the wageslave life....
>>94335982They are aware. They have to be
>>94335979That's what a woman would say...
>>94335933He's like a Sanji or maybe a Jimbei.
>>94334416Too thin
>>94335933probably top 7 in the series and over a couple of bosses, wait for the ending of Yakuza 5 to see just how strong he is
>>94333282
>>94335945KiaraThe green one
>>94335904Yakuza basically runs on soap opera world logic
bae is not gaming
>>94335945suichanmasayoshi takanaka
>>94335933He's not in the top 5 of the series but he is definitely top 10Here's the top 5 list>1: Kiryu>2: Majima fully serious and unstarved>3: Saejima>4: Mine>5: Ryuji
>underleveledThat explains a lot
>>94336065What is your fucking problem, monkey?
KAELA THE BURGERS
Purple Bae..
>>94335890>This has to be violating some sort of IP law.its not and you're a retard
KANE NO CHIKARA
Can you even be good at Yakuza's combat? Every stream I watch of it is just spamming healing items to get through battles.
Why has Kronii become Kaela and Kaela become Biboo for this collab?
Lamy's Lamyness is quite Lamyful
HOLY KINO
>>94336143Mine is really that strong?
FEEL THE HEAT
Bae just came
>>94336238Typical Timesmith collab
>>94336228step 1: do not be a biological female
>FLYING AXE KICK AIR-JOUSTINGGod I fucking love Akiyama's fighting style.
I would eat Kaela's dark patties
>>94336245YesHe pushed a fully healthy and uninjured Kiryu to his limits
>>94336201Ceres Fauna is a character and IP that is property of Cover corp. If some random unrelated indie starts parading around Ceres Fauna's assets, they are stealing Cover's intellectual property. At the very least, I plan to report her videos and channel to YouTube.
THIS IS SO GAY
its fun to see Kronii be the one that really knows whats going on in the game
the lineup of bosses from 4 is dogshit, none of them are memorable or had you waiting a good part of the game wanting to beat them up
Saejima vs Kido is such an unfair fight lore-wise lmao
BALLS OUT KIDO
BALLS OUT KIDOKINO
BALLS OUT, KIDO
I dunno man, this is kinda gay
>>94335890Why the fuck would they ever do that, have you heard of Public image? Also, come on lmao
>your oshi>is it gay to take your shirt off in front of other guys?
>>94336294You don't know anything about copyright law bro
>>94336378MumeiDepends on the circumstances, but usually no.
>Your oshi>BALLS OUT?
Poor Kido got the worst matchup
>>94336368You think half naked men duking it out on a rooftop is gay?
Kido getting his shit absolutely rocked
Is removing shirts and fighting on rooftops some kind of trope in Yakuza movies?
>>94336411BaeBALLS OUT
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1883015011074986398
>>94336411Bae BALLS OUT
>your oshi>your top 3 fetishes
OHA PIN PON
>>94336411KiaraBALLS OUT
>>94335982Yes.
A PIN PON?
>>94336439kek and that one guy earlier today was like "how exactly is Nerissa a girlfailure?"
>Bae's food arrived during the finale>>94336411Bae BALLS OUT
>>94336378BaeNo
>>94336439I'm gonna go BALLS DEEP in this bitch.
>>94336477>rubber bullets? man this plot is stupid>but its cool right?>damn right it is
>>94336378MoriKinda but we don't talk about it
>>94336411InaBALLS OUT
LUNCH OUT BAE
What does Balls in mean then?
>>94335933Mid tier Yakuza gang member power level wise.
literally no one is watching slopkuzastop pretending
>>94336411CHEEBSBALLS OUT
These Noel noises are awakening something in me
Lamy is extra Lamy when she is shocked or surprised
>Bae always gets free drinks with her order>I get free drinks with my orderWE ARE
>>94336572Teabagging
>>94336378MoriOne time when I was in swim class during high class, while getting changed, my classmate pulled off his trunks and inserted a q-tip into his urethra, I didn't find that very gay, so I'm sure why being shirtless is anybody's worry
>>94336463ccbig titshypnosisfuta
Bae you can eat later show me the half naked sweaty men wrestling
Kek Bae is taking a lunch break between breaking Kido's ass in
>>94336576I don't even like Yakuza stream series, I skip them as I see it unless it's a new Yakuza. I'd rather have Yakuza discussion than constant shitstirring.
>>94336615women always get free stuff
https://jiggie.fun/8OSe3uhttps://jiggie.fun/8OSe3uhttps://jiggie.fun/8OSe3u
>your oshi>did (You) do your taxes?
Four faith is definitely one of the best final boss themes, considering all variations
>>94336615i bought so much from my local taco place i get free onions if asked....
Bae is really cuteI want to squeeze her
>>94336628big tits is not a fetish
>>94336657BaeI have like 3 fucking months bro why would I do that shit now?
Bae has a thing for eating her food to epic music
>>94336657IRySMy W-2 has not arrived yet
I'll be real bibimbap is some of the most vile shit imaginable Those Korean fellas cannot cook
>>94336649Kido gets no respect...
>>94336703I feel weird like she'd make weird noises if you did
>>94336657KiaraYeah but I owe money and I can't riggle my way out of paying this year so I'm putting off actually filing them for a bit
>>94336751The sandwich wars….
>>94336763Those weird noises would be very cute though
>>94336757I disagree but you do you
>>94336727it can be
>>94336657KaelaI filed early and it was accepted by the IRS over a week ago
https://x.com/otonosekanade/status/1882913844525421035well anons is she?
>>94336757its just rice mixed with vegetables
GO KIDO GO
Bae is such a jobber that she's making Kido look powerful
>>94336891you were saying?
FEEL THE HEATpoor kido
How do they take off their jackets and their shirts in one go like that?
Why IS Tanimura's retarded fight last?
>Kiryu is not last
>>94336949Yes
>>94336949practice
>>94336949They are the Yakuza 4
>>94336949Yakuza can just do that
>>94336958he is supposed to be the center of the story
>>94336949Very carefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XewONsDH2whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XewONsDH2whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XewONsDH2w
KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bae’s right kek, Kiryu was chairman for the ceremony and then fucked off
>two shirtless men fighting on the rooftop or a submarineGIRLS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS
KINO EVEN THOUGH DAIGO IS A JOBBERAlso Bae shitting on Kiryu for being a terrible chairman kek
damn kronii really hit the vape on stream
>>94336958Because it's the hardest and most annoying if you don't use bulletproof charm
You thought they were going to kiss? Nope just kidney blows.
TIGER DROPTIGER DROPTIGER DROP
>make a terrible decision and place Daigo as chairman>every subsequent game except 8 is about Kiryu being forced to fix Daigo's mistakes
Kiryu did Daigo dirty
>>94337093it's not that kind of game Gigi
Bae and Lamy should get full body yakuza tattoos and kiss each other
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yakuza 3 - 5 can be basically summed as Kiryu's fault. He ran away from the chairman position and gave it to a noob
Bae's hyperfixation causes her to only fight through tiger drops...
>>94333266No we dont she is fat
>>94337146She's just like me...
Yuki Sakuna singing absent-mindedly singing Aqua Iro Palette in the shower.
Do you think Diago ever gets tired of Kiryu whooping his ass?It's been like decade of straight belt to ass at this point in the series lol
TIGER DROPPED
DAIGO GOT FUCKING DESTROYED
>>94337144Crazy how that happened again in 8
Kek Daigo
>>94337144The part that pisses me off the most is that at the end of 4 he realizes this and vows to work closely with the Tojo to make up for his mistakes and give Daigo the shoulder he needed to lean on AND THEN HE JUST FUCKING DITCHES AGAIN BEFORE THE NEXT GAME WHAT THE FUCK KIRYU I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED SOMETHING FOR ONCE WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO FUCKING PARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquGvzK-VCMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquGvzK-VCMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquGvzK-VCM
Time for the worst final boss in the entire series minus jingu
Remember Jingu, Bae? kek
Bae is about to have her ass wrecked
Time for Bae to get JINGU'D
CRUSH THIS RAT
>>94337100Even in 8 he had to bitchslap Daigo yet again after he got cancelled by a vtuber.
>>94337240Yeah, by me
Did they ever bring back Tanimura in a sequel or Judgement? I liked him better than the baseball player
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shame he didn't land the punch
>>94337287No. VA drama.
THE SELFISH DEEDIS NOT FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Holy fuck this boss seems like aids
>no bulletproof charmWhy? Chat should've told her to get it
>>94337287No lolHim and Shinada both get one and done'd and never acknowledged again outside of like one or two small references
who designed this stupid fight?
why aren't any of the police ninjas using their guns?
>didn't get the armorBae deserves this
>>94333335Numbers are not something to be proud of, it's just a matter of making a sufficiently annoying thing and then also getting lucky. The only reason to celebrate numbers is beyond the hololive baseline is tribalfagging.
>>94337372Chat did and she said healing would be fine
GO BAE GO
>>94337371It's literally the worst boss in the series by far and it's not close (with no bulletproof), I wanted to tie the noose during it
At last, on the very final fight, Bae learned that Tanimura is a grappler
She figured out grab cheesing!
>>94336544That's Yakuza in a nutshell. It's stupid as fuck but in the best way possible. It's a soup opera for men that women love too because the guys are hot.
SHE'S DOING IT HOLY FUCK
I thought this song was supposed to have lyrics
>>94337372>>94337371>>94337390KNEEL
>grabkuza but you’re the one spamming grabs
Uhhhh bros I thought you said this fight was impossible Is Bae mayhaps gaming?
SHE’S GAMING
RAT IS FUCKING GAMING
>>94337523>easy mode
>>94337523Bae is unethically spamming grabs and thus did not actually beat the game
>Saejima crossing his arms looking at a tired Kido in the backgroundlol
Bae is mogging me wtfI ran out of healing items by the the time I was done
>>94337556She's on normal mode
>>94337572I mean she does literally play video games for a living
>>94337572Why are you bad at video games?
>>94337523She decided to activate her gamer mode and use her brain at the last and hardest fight of the game
>>94337459I fucking love soup
>>94337590Really? I thought she was going to rush the game by playing easy mode
>>94337617She only did that for 3
>>94337617She only played Yakuza 3 on easy because she heard the AI blocks less
>>94337572Were you playing on easy mode too?
Bae is officially more of a gamer than all the anons who said this fight was ass cancer
>>94337663As opposed to Bae who's not?
>>94337614Focus on the fight Bae
>>94337701I beat this fight on Hard though
Kiryu, Akiyama, and Taejima just sitting on a rail, watching Tanimura clean up while getting shot
Jingu was definitely way harder than this dude
>>94337701The fight is still godawful even if you're good at the game, and it's because you get shot every five seconds which interrupts a lot of meaningful combos.
>>94337572Fucking how? She's controlling like ass.
SHE'S DOING IT
GET FUCKED MUNAKATA
>>94337751rubber bullets so it's ok
SHE DID IT
Bae saying rubber makes me feel things
why is EN/ID playing Fastfood in duos when it's way better playing it as the JP are doing with big groups and Miko as the manager? People are gonna get burnout
this whole stupid game is just hours of cutscenes of people standing around and pointing guns at each other, occasionally interrupted by shitty punching spam
And thus, Tanimura never appeared in the series again
This timesmith collab is very low energy
>>94337929Yakuza 5 is worse and longer
Thank fuck for the parry cheese >wrong translation
>Bae shitting on the localizers againYAB
>>94337701Half the Anons here are always super impressed by normal ass gameplay from women who never touched games most of their lives. Leaving only few outcomes:1. They are lying to make their oshi look good.2. They are retarded/handicapped3. They are women 4. They are ultra casuals
>>94337956at least it will be fun watching playing the idol shit
>>94337930They did his actor dirty
>Throwing a gun near a bad guyOgey
>what could go wrong with throwing a gun near an enemyBae would be a bad Yakuza protagonist
ARE YAKUZA CHARACTERS RETARDS?!?
Very Soon!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGbAKvSf1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGbAKvSf1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGbAKvSf1Q
>can't even have a puzzle without deadbeat doxx
>we have the receipts
>>94338051Pass
God Munakata is fucking ugly
>>94338051Smell of this collab?
Noel keeps switching from lewd moans to baby whining to animal growls.
>>94338082very powerful girl aroma
ENTERDATESUDO
ENTERDATE
Date in a helicopter. The strongest being.
ENTERDATE IN A HELICOPTER
Why is Date always in a helicopter?
>>94338082KFC and long john silver.
https://x.com/LE77678238/status/1882841064102670361I want to try this
ENTERDATEWhat is up with him showing up in a helicopter at the end of every Yakuza game
KRONII'S DOG IS SHITTING ALL OVER TEH PLACE