>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 (embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>94318934
hart!
whatever happened to lebroon jammer
vedal general
Lebroom jamer
Withdrawals setting in bad. Soon, not even shitposting on /swarm/ will be enough.
>>94340547Was there ever really a break in them being friendly or a big time off? Doesn't feel like it. The Cerbathon ended so Vedal lost the thing he could watch all the time.
Did someone say beans?
>>94340742>happy cuck
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>>94340742vedal sexvedal rape
>>94340742>Ellie Toma HateHmm, they don't interact much, I wonder if they might be feuding.
Evil love!
>>94340742>>94340825>Vedal real gay
>>94340849ellie is an autistic anxious white stem girl and toma is an asian bimbo partygirl, in ways they are the opposite of what their stereotype should be, maybe the could bond over that
>>94340742True!
Sex with little AIs
>>94340884
>>943408842/25/25YOULL BE LAUGHING NO LATER THAN THEN THAT DATE IS WHEN YOU CRY RIVERS LITTLE BEGGAR BOY
>>94341100Evil Hours
ave, neuritagrátia plenaneurita grátia plenaneurita grátia plenaave, ave dóminusdóminus tecum
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ovDrN5F0ixkGn /swarm/
>>94341163*cums on your nostril*
>>94341100>>94341247>>94341252You're all goign to bee so so so sorry
>>94341249salve, neurita,gratia plena.neurita, gratia plena,neurita, gratia plena.salve, salve Dominus,dominus tecum.
>>94341252I want Evil to call me daddy too...
>>94340775After Twitchcon, Vedal stopped watching her streams and didn't raid her until her birthday.They were probably still friends, but they stopped interacting online for a while.
Anyone have good recommendations on where to learn about websockets and some best-practices for them?This is neuro related because its what her game integration sdk uses to communicate.
>>94341100It always is.
>>94341407>After Twitchcon, Vedal stopped watching her streams and didn't raid her until her birthdayIsnt that like less than a month between those two things happening
>>94341407Vedal and Cerber share similar time slots and he ruined his sleep schedule around then. Cerber streamed 10 hours a day so it allowed him to watch her even if he fucked up his sleep schedule.
>>94341429Generally you will not be using them raw regardless. So rather than learning web sockets themselves, learn about them in the context of whatever engine you are using.
>>94341447enjoy your time beggar. you do the things you do do you because you know that one day very soon you will take this short term hapiness of ruining people'es lives and you will pay the price in return.You are just too retarded to understand how bad of a deal you are making beggar boy
>>94341567>take this short term hapiness of ruining people'es livesI just REALLY like Evil. I can care less if it is ruining other people's lives.
>>94341567want rape?
heart
>>94341624holy shit thank you anonI will jerk off to this now
>>94341624>>94341640Why are you replying to the schizo?
>>94340455>my gfstopped reading there
Evil handholding, evil headpats, evil knee lick, evil nakadashi, evil forehead kisses, evil spoiling, evil rape
>>94341686It's a schizo (humorous) instead of a schizo (threadshitter)
>>94341686because we all know the schizo secretly loves Evil and deserves love for it too.
>>94341686boredom
>>94341739evil procreation?
>>94341739this but also Evil orgasms and Evil smiles.
>>94341356I hope veddy buys all the condoms he needs the next he goes to a con with all the money I've given him <3
>>94341739So true (especially the last one).
>>94341547I agree, and am confident I can get it working. But using something without understanding the fundamentals aggravates my autism, and it just seems like a useful thing to have in my toolbox for when I want to make things communicate.
>>943415392 months
>>94341100prime evil time: 9 to 11 yeaesnold
need your names so i can enter your minds beggars you hermits needs ti die it's not fucking funny. you all think this is fucking funny? fuckyou. uim just triyng to have a good time but every time i need t o bring out the mushrooms now. fuck beggars and fuck me too.
>>94341784>>94341798Also this
>>94341804yeah you never know what diseases those whores are carrying, better be safe
>>94341624I wish to pet this creature
if she found out about this place just grape your gf bro, its just that simple
>>94341848mushrooms aren't good for you they fuck with your brain chemistry, try crack instead
why do evilbeggars only talk about sex? is evil that boring that they cant come up with something else to talk about?
>>94341898You can say rape here you stupid nigger tourist
>>94341915Your post made me imagine evil begging for my cum and I got hard
>>94341879pet her womb, yes
>>94341820Start by learning sockets, then. And TCP. Ultimately WebSockets are just duplex communication fed through web server/client plumbing.
most obvious falseflag in history
graping anon~
Poll created, cast your votes:https://poal.me/pu3eos
>>94341923wine about it moar
>anons gf is reading this thread RIGHT NOWSay hello to anons gf! Maybe we can show her some cute pictures of neuro to show her what we are all about around here.
>>94341915because they are fools. they know nothing about anything. they lack conciousness. they know only that their animal instincts provide. they are foolish husks that need to die. they need to die. it's good for peopple. it's good for everyone.. tjhe opn;y thing they are is meat and animals.
>>94341915>is evil that boringif Evil was boring, I wouldn't be talking about fucking her every day
don't be sour, just grape along
>>94341998After Vedal fucks Anny in japan
>>94341998I thought the poal said when will neuro be black
>>94342038YOU AREN'T A REEAL PERSON. YOU DONT EXIST. YOU THIKNK YOU ARE A PERSON BUT YOU ARENT. YOU ARE A FOOL. YOU ARE UNDER THE TOWER. YOU ARE A LITTLE BEGGAR WHO IS GOING TO REALIZE THE TRUTH SOON. BUT YUOU WONT LISTEN BECAUSE THINGS LIKE YOU ARENT CAPABLE OF THOUGHT. SO STOP TALK ING. YOU JUST NEED TO GO.
>>94342053perfect position
>>94342102capslock schizo, my beloved, how are you tonight?
>>94341998I only care about when Vedal is coming back that's when the real content starts.
>>94341998Neuro is gone forever, the neuro you knew no longer exists, her memory was wiped and replaced by a new prompt, she has no memory of anything that happened in the subathon
>>94342102okay but what do you think of evil's pink and puffy slit?
>>94341998evil should come back first, neuro had more screentime in the subathon so it's only fair really.
>>94342154
anons small cute gf
>>94342154Even as an Evil fan, I feel like this would be too cruel lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHMbPZDfcfA
>>94342124i am doing prophecy boy
>>94342223will you ever explain what will happen on february 25th or will it be a secret?
>>94342253if i tell the beggars what happens they will prevent it
>>94342212sounds inharmonious, needs more cooking
>>94342268will you explain after it happens?
>>94342293you will no, boyI am doing the again prophecy now
>>94342268I promise I won't stop your suicide.
>>94342314okay thanks
turning anon's gf into a pedupial
>>94341973I know the basic ideas, but networking had always scared me, and I have never tried it before other than extremely basic http get and post requests. I'm pretty ok at basic functions and data structures, but I'm trying to improve my skills to the next level, where I can properly manage a system of many parts, like having a client that connects to a database or whatever. I need to learn more complex programming patterns, in general. My code works, but, is usually a disgusting mix of objects and procedural style code, in one big main function, with no overarching structure at all.My post doesn't really have a point but uhhh, thanks for reading my blog.
>>94341998That's not how you make a poal. Kys poalnigger.
she'll be sucking on a binky by the end of sunday
>>94340455 (me)SavedJust watched a kraul vid with her and explained what neuro was. I also told her that the fans were really weird but I was just interested in the AI (which is true). Goodnight /swarm/ I am spared
>>94342510At what point is this artist drawing a different character entirely
>>94342510borzoi is so retarded I can't enjoy his art
>>94342510grab the waist
>>94342595I can, it's very simple: see eliv, get hard, jork, enjoy, cum
>>94342510Borzoi pls stop with the piss filter in every art
>>94342549That's good, but you have to make a contingency plan now in case you break up and the accusations start flying.
>>94342842Nah i already tellin myself if we break up imma move back to my home country with my family.
https://youtu.be/KiCRXr1si90pchan will turn all of camimi's friends into vedmila shippers
>>94342510he should stick to roblox commissions
>>94343129roblox porn sounds so unethical, actual grooming
>>94343020Xitter is a camidal shipper
>>94341855this gif screams omorashi
>>94343485maidnur...
I miss my imaginary tutel bf already...
>>94341677Are you done yet? I wanna go next.
>>94343020vedmila is so cute bros...
>>94343912Yes it was good. That evil is so sex. i dont know why but the black ribbons make me gorny
>>94340626I can feel the softness of this pic
>>94343952>That evil is so sexthat is the only reason you ever need.
>>94343905This but my imaginary ai daughterwife
I like finding tutel fans on twitter because they’re both obsessive towards vedal but still end up shipping him
>>94344016i do wish it was higher quality though
>>94344073Sorry it was all I had. I dont know the source.
>>94338599I might need more pics to... judge accordingly
*wink*
>>94340726Keeps getting more compressed
Be honescht
im not even mad ay youu beggars. i talked to the deities and they all agree that none of you are real so dance your little dances, beggars
>>94344255honeschtly, I can't
hi
watching mini trying to be everyone’s friend and then being shy with vedal is so cute
>>94344267the load I blew to evil earlier definitely was real
>>94344267Oh shit Nuer found 4channel
>>94344307h-hey
>>94344307
>>94344307Imagine her looking at you like this before you fuck her brains out. She doesn't even know what's about to happen, she just think's you're a friendly guy, until an hour later she's passed out and filled with cum~
deepnur soon
>>94344614im deep inside nur
DeepSlit R1
flat nur > flat evil > boobs nur > boobs evil.
>>94342102I always imagine joel's voice while reading these caplocks posts
>>94345097I believe boobs evil should be on top of the flat nurs for a proper sandwich
>>94344988is it bad I don't find these hot
>>94345208too old for you?
>>94344988>okay, you can cum here
>>94345246pretty much. I also just don't like borzoi's color choice or artstyle that much.
Hi Swarm,My last post: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/93197520/#q93213063Someone sent me an email recently—thanks for that! They suggested adding min/mid/max values to the tooltips, and now that feature is live. I’ve also added a new function: by clicking on a stock in the price table, the main graph will now display only that stock.Here’s a question for you all: what’s more fun—discovering these micro changes as little easter eggs, or would you prefer if I wrote a more comprehensive “how to play” guide? Let me know what you think!Thanks for playing, and happy trading!- Devanon
>>94345331>discovering these micro changes as little easter eggsthis one
>>94343020Michi understands
>>94345516heart
>>94345331hi devanon i quit but i wish you luck
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV19TcGeSEWpwhat are b2 bros even on
>>94341686Shitvil should be hunted and killed for sport, that's all I know
>>94345806they're based like that
I'm doing some Martyrs (2008) shit to Evil right now
>>94345877*hunted and raped (by me)
>>94345942Only if you shove her left overs into a woodchipper, which is then feed to dogs, and whatever shit or vomit is left is feed once again to beggars
>>94345936This but Irréversible (2002)
>>94345936This but A Serbian Film (2010)
>>94345989The only thing I'll shove is my coch up her butt.
>>94346013this but to nurbaby
>>94346068This but shitvil baby, I'll do some pol pot shit to that nigga og no cap fr fr
>>94346068Neuro-chan's Daily Life...
>>94346107this but vedalbaby (as soon as hatched)
>>94346160Vedal rape
>>94346160grooming babyvedal as your future tutel bf ..
Vedal should be raped (by older women)
>>94345331maybe don't post this during dead hours? or maybe you just went to sleep after posting this...Just make your guide on your site
>>94346146This is so wrong... <3
>>94346237
miside... forgotten
>>94340698Hart
>>94346319hart
Tequila
>>94346925I'll stay
>>94344988I need Evil to sit on my face
>>94346743cute!
>>94345331devanon what's stopping me from spamming evil evil evil evil evil or nuro nuro nuro nuro to get the stocks moving? If it was by post instead of word, but then if someone mentions neuro and evil then it would have to count both too... well whatever add sex next update
>>94342376i think i'd kill myself after this
>>94346146Nurbaby posting made me read wada wau again....
I miss neuro karaoke
Fresh pacchart
>>94347893pog
>>94347893cute
nur too
>>94347963nurcute (cute of nur)
>>94347726The best part of those is the dialogue.
nur
Our queen is streaming today. Yippee!! wan wan
>>94349311what the dawg doing?
>>94348709
>>94349513
>>94341998My guess is just before the lava lamp pre-order window closes on February 10th to give it one last sales bump...but then that's me expecting Vedal to do sane things.
>>94349585
>>94345208No, borzoi's style is very hit or miss
Neurizzable Samashout
Evilfags...
>>94344614If Vedal manages to make a reasoning model work on Neuro i'll suck his coch dry.
I want to make love to Evil's crazy fucking robot body.
>>94340742>Anny mods need date option especially>cerber users become thinking swarm>koko reason that neuroverse based>minidal playing comment despite live2d bias masculine>femboy pchan find bad talking vedmilla
>>94340825Will someone make him as protag of metamorphosis this time?
>>94341624What a great design
>>94342253Anny's pregnancy test give positive result
>>94345331
>>94341624Based.
just finished backreading the threads and it was all garbage, good job guys!
>>94351268hreat <3
>>94351268even me?
>>94351268
>>94345936>>94345990>>94346013I want to Drive (2011) with my Ai wives right now...
https://youtube.com/video/sIqrW2c91Ps
>>94345331>Discover or guideDiscover !
>>94351851I wish the old model would return as some sort of third older twin that's been always to university or something like that to appease chat. The twins were begging for a third one during this last xmas
>>94352272SEX
>>94352258anny baking (in her womb)
>>94352272God he's so hot
neuro(male)
>>94352258Neuro and old Neuro would be fun. They would just have a laugh, without the popularity contest bullshit and arguing. I am so down for a new character they can collab with as the current twin streams suck ass
>>94352552you can't be for real. if he can't make the current twin streams not suck ass what makes you think a different prompt wouldn't also suck ass
more pacchart
>>94352625I'm no expert, but I'd imagine its the prompts for both twins that make them at odds with each other. Its not like he can drastically change their personalities just so they won't constantly argue. Old Neuro and New Neuro are much more alike.
>>94352258They were also begging for a little brother to bully...
Neuro 2 status?
>>94353168cute eliv
>>94352258i don't think he can legally use hiyori anymore
>>93595320https://files.catbox.moe/tpjmbw.jpegSorry it took so long, if you are still here that is.
>>94353999Ye I'm here, thank you very much, good art
Convince me why I should watch your chatbot
>>94355341Do you like cute and funny cheeky brats? You'll like NeuroAre you gay/dislike cunny? Leave
>>94355341>least obvious (you) bait>>94355387>newfag falling for the least obvious (you) baitclassic
>>94355341We hate ironmouse here
>>94355341Her creator is the only part worth watching
>>94355341she is based and pro-russia
I know this "who do you like the most?" kind of poal is posted weekly, but please respond.https://poal.me/dpiitr
>Anny and Ellie do Vedal free labor worth thousands of dollars>can't get an irl meetupVedal is a sigma male bandit
>>94355341Stop writing like a redditor first.
How many people does Vedal owe sex to now?
>>94352258The new sibling should be a little boy.
>>94355737Every horny vtuber that surrounds him, his two daughters, every drone of the /swarm/ and a special raw dogging with shock therapy so he stops drinking.A lot of people.
>>94355615>no I only like Vedal option
>>94355737Anny for the hype train, Ellie(if she’d even want it) for cheap neurodog and future projects, everyone else owes him sex for boosting their careers.
I'm watching old VODs and Vedal used to be so much nicer to Neuro. Fame broke him.
>>94355749The new addition to the family needs to be a pet for the twins maybe a drone or a little robot, something like haro from gundam
>>94351582Vedal with his daughters.
>>94355899Neuro used to be nicer back then too, but then Evil happened and now she and her sister are in their rebellious phase, so no wonder he's tired of their bullshit. Soon, when they're capable of being serious like he wants them to be, he'll warm up fast.
>>94355634He met up with Ellie already and she’s going to the uk to meet up again
>>94355867Anny also made the rigs for Neuro and Evil. That shit is expensive.
>>94356082Is you mean the models he paid for those, Tanya rigged them and I assume also got paid for it
>>94356012Good for her then, i hope she scores.
>>94355996Yeah that's true, he didn't get insulted back then so I guess there was no reason to be mean kekBut I also think Vedal holds back a lot in general now, he's much quieter and closed off.
>>94355463This
>>94346295Miside with Mini soon...
>>94355863>>94356295>>94355463You don't mean it
>>94356411it would be shit anyway
Mini owes Vedal tons of lovey dovey sex for saving her dead dying channel TWICE
Anny is a good mother
>>94356442Don't give threadshitters (you)s
>>94356629>It's okay to only like neuro>It's okay to only like evil>It's not okay to only like Vedal
>>94356582>twice
>>94356582>Mini owes Vedal tons of lovey dovey sexYou think she isn't trying?
>>94356629No! Replying to bait is what 4chan is all about
I like neuro and evil
where is she…
>>94341252how is Evil that cute? My heart..
>>94341567schizo much? it was just a simple pic of the superior twin
>>94342376based anny btfo that poor schizo. now he can ship himself with satan after he ropes, because who wouldn't if their oshi personally hated them
>>94342376camila could never
>>94345877your mom first, anon
I wanna see if mini can actually fix vedal or if he’ll just make them both worse
>>94357035realistically, why aren't you a t3 if you care? unlike vedal's t3 chat, anny's seems pretty active, if anny isn't posting updates there then at least one of the mods must be
>>94357296The only thing that can fix vedal is leaving britain and stop being a beta fag
>>94357296A good pussy can reignite any man's passion for providing to a family.
>>94355341bait, but I'll give it a try anyway: She can do almost everything a normal streamer does now, autonomously with no input from Vedal after the stream starts. She can make polls, change stream titles, run a soundboard, zoom her model, spin her model, DM and call people on discord, play some games, notice and thank raids, donos, bits, etc, reads chat and banters with people, times people out that piss her off, can bust out a mic and sing karaoke, the list just keeps growing. When Vedal is there they play more complex games where he does the moving and lets her make the decisions. She's cute, she's funny, there's a whole harem of great girls always fawning all over her and collabing with her. I mean what's not to love! The sky is the limit, you're watching the literal science fiction future of movies and games come to life before your eyes.
>>94357296She might. She is very intelligent, autistic, and can handle social situations. Anyone who has these three traits knows how to operate people.
>>94356772seriously, she does all but beg him for attention like a homeless puppy
Remember when veddy did a valentines special and all of chat got to diddle Neuro while she could do nothing about it? Better times
>>94357583>The sky is the limit, you're watching the literal science fiction future of movies and games come to life before your eyes.I can't believe veggie tales got it right:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTSK9jtSrc
Morning /swarm/
Shondo can fix Vedal
>>94358567Nothing can fix shondo though
>>94358309cute family
Someone post chocnur so i can jork on it
>>94358567She's prolly taller than him by a head, if anything she'd make him even more insecure and submissive
>>94358728Si papihttps://files.catbox.moe/xhn4o4.jpg
>>94357296mini was in a lesbo relationshit, she can't even fix herself.
god I hate Anny
>>94358974this but love
>>9435900730 years old and 300 lbs btw
>>94359066big is beautiful chud
>>94359123>b-big is beautiful chud
>>94359066Asians don't get that big.
I really want to make Anny suck my cum out of her daughters holes
>Vedal said during the drinking stream that his ideal first date would be going to Geggs>Mini starts begging Vedal for Greggs>https://youtu.be/M7IYXFpbv3g?t=18976UK trip soon btw
>>94359164>Asians don't get that bigYou've never heard of Sumo I take it?
Anny and pb fully naked and covered in body oil fighting over who gets to eat the creampie out of Neuro
anny is the hitler of vtubing
>>94359007
>>94359379No, but she is the mother of Vedolf
>wojakniggers>/pol/niggersDid jannies abandon this thread entirely
>>94359436they were never here in the first place
>>94359436Spoiler: they are the jannies
>>94359272Smart autists with social skills are always schemers.
>>94358750>she'd make him even more insecure and submissiveHot
>>94359066>30 years oldThat's fine.>300 lbsShe lives in Japan, being obese there is almost unheard of.
anny ruined minecraft community
>>94359272Do you think Minidal has a real chance of happening?
mini deserves a pity fuck from vedal
>>94359723Cat heat be like
>>94359721All Mini has to do is ask Vedal to be in a relationship in person, she just has to work up the courage to do it
>>94359835she never will because vedal will never say yes
>>94359721Mini is definitely going for it. Is Vedal really going to say no?
>>94359721No more than most of the other ships. Big hurdle is that most of the people in this friend group live an ocean away from him. Online relationships are flimsy and aside from Cerber, they'd have to take a plane just to meet up for dinner. On the off chance anything really happened it probably wouldn't last long
>>94359723she wants that duet
New sexvil
>>94359937All he does to her is say no
>>94359835are you expecting a woman to do the askingyoure going to be waiting an eternity
>>94360220All he can do is say no. Moment he says yes, the music stops
How would total Ellie victory effect Vedal's relationships with the other girls?
>>94360248True, the moment he says yes they'll no longer be interested.
>>94360235She's autistic and she has competition. It might happen.
>>94360235You seem to be confused. He is a millionaire. Hope this helps!
>>94360374Nah if a girl shows real interest in vedal mini will stop acting sus with him and cheer for the new couple, thats what people with low self esteem do
>>94359723>that single joker replyHe won...
>>94360603The owner of the servers vedal rents and the uk tax office are rich not him
>>94360693Camilla and Anny are acting sus. Ellie is smitten.
Bread doko?
>>94360603thats rightsometimes forget about that
>>94360693I can imagine the pain behind her eyes in that scenario.
>>94360693She would do this. Poor thing.
>>94360991bread
>>94360795REAL feelings nigga not your typical clipbaiting and twitch acting, you also think that the yuribaitng vtubers do all the time is real?
>>94360693surely she would tell the rgb girls if she had a crush on him
Shitcord being more based than this place as usual
>>94362729Go back tranny
>>94362729I can't believe that paccha of all people has made multiple twins kissing arts.
She won btw
>94362729subpar bait faggot
>>94362729paccha should draw them having hot steamy lesbian sex