/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - big fat dividends editionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2YF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>98354180
>>98796061Mating press
garbage fes time we are up next!http://vtleague.420699.xyz/games are super fast so get in now!
/nasfaqg/ vs /vsj+/ in garbagefes nyo!
WE WON. BIG FAT GOAL FROM BIG FAT DIVIDENDS
>>98799362HELL YEAH
a
divs doko...
/baubau/ ripped up the story as they kill /hfz/ 3-1.
/pcg/ handles /fvr/ again and moves on to the final day.
/pcgia/ beats /flip/ in a shootout 7-6 to advance!Phasegods?
last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo
>>98815852I just missed it...
>>98817827perfect time to buy for tommorrow!
moneyh
>>98822604mococo?
how are your bets coming along
>>98825490tch.
>>98825490I'M LOSING MONEY
>>98825490I forgot...
>>98825490I also completely forgot...
Bets for the Quarterfinals are now up!
Goodnight anons
>>98825490Ok
>>98835008wao
wao
>>98832228ANON WAKE UP THEY'RE LISTING POMU
>>98832228ANON WAKE UPTHERE WERE NO BETS
money
Wao
>>98862594ame would love wonderbread and deforestation
/nasfaqg/ loses to /vtwbg/ 1-0 in Garbagefes
a..adjusts doko...
>>98867192
Uuu i miss ame
last day of VTL8 is starting soon.lets hope for a fun one.Bets are still up and will update as we progress into the bracket. >where to watchhttp://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>>98875524thanks!
the final bets...
/baubau/ suffocates /pcg/ into SPAIN
Bet's up for the first Semifinal match.Go gamble fast, you only have about an hour.
/pcgia/ takes out /tsunx/ to keep Phasegods alive
dosh
/justice/ kills liafromphaseconnect to move on.
/brg/ survives a bad start to kill /mint/ 2-1Betters picked /mint/
/pcgia/ destrys /baubau/ to be Phase Connect's first team to make a Final.
ITS OVER BROS
we got /justice/ vs /pcgia/ in the FINALS I'm sure we all saw this one coming!
>>98889676
so...how were your final bets
>>98901512I was busy and forgot...
>>98901512erm.
VTL8 is now officially over.The team didnt go so well as we'd hoped.There were two games that were winnable...PES said "fuck you".Hopefully our run in VTL9 will be better. Note: Not your caretaker. Just a fan.
Do i gamble on real stocks having played this
>>98904742The actual market is on fire. so, if you think it will recover then go for it.
>>98904742Wait until after tax season and see where the market is.If you buy too early you risk the markets just going a deeper red.
Like a gleam from the blue, it's time for the Gambling Carnage Review.This is it. The final tally for VTL8.Total winnings for today were $88,481,007,685. Total winnings for the entire league so far have been $1,719,224,079,261.17 unique gamblers participated today, of which 0 bet for the first time this league.The match with the highest pot today was /pcgia/ vs /justice/, at $18,166,692,279The match with the highest number of gamblers today was /justice/ vs /lia/, at 16 unique gamblers.3 gamblers never won a single bet the entire league.Top 3 matches today (by betting odds):>/baubau/ vs /pcgia/ - 5.2:1>/brg/ vs /mint/ - 5.1:1>/pcgia/ vs /tsunX/ - 2.0:1Top 3 matches today (by Profit Rate):>/pcgia/ vs /tsunX/ - 73.3%>/justice/ vs /lia/ - 50.0%>/brg/ vs /mint/ - 46.7%Top 5 Money Matches (all days):>Day 6, Match 7 - /nepolabo/ vs /hfz/ :: $39,213,167,065>Day 3, Match 4 - /nasfaqg/ vs /tsunX/ :: $34,712,873,841>Day 6, Match 5 - /mint/ vs /holoX/ :: $31,758,671,620>Day 6, Match 6 - /HiRyS/ vs /rrat/ :: $31,220,207,520>Day 6, Match 8 - /pink/ vs /manstars/ :: $30,463,187,186More numbers after this.
Here's the ranking of all participating teams, by level of investment.The higher in the list a team is, the more money was bet on it.>1 - /hfz/ :: $64,760,898,842>2 - /pcgia/ :: $60,239,290,272>3 - /nasfaqg/ :: $58,963,115,810>4 - /justice/ :: $52,478,593,695>5 - /baubau/ :: $52,419,209,544>6 - /mint/ :: $49,131,554,598>7 - /okfams/ :: $48,700,698,895>8 - /suuji/ :: $44,614,818,794>9 - /lia/ :: $42,977,487,730>10 - /warkop/ :: $42,410,093,995>11 - /GGG/ :: $40,385,347,226>12 - /nepolabo/ :: $37,981,012,875>13 - /tactical/ :: $36,893,067,931>14 - /pcg/ :: $35,656,733,289>15 - /skynetFC/ :: $35,457,643,641>16 - /lig/ :: $35,117,378,239>17 - /fvr/ :: $33,996,481,662>18 - /tsunX/ :: $33,575,337,122>19 - /brg/ :: $31,319,309,958>20 - /vrt/ :: $30,958,586,925>21 - /HiRyS/ :: $30,467,939,792>22 - /who/ :: $29,988,146,116>23 - /fig/ :: $27,805,979,953>24 - /flip/ :: $27,614,928,996>25 - /vtwbg/ :: $27,531,093,085>26 - /ybc/ :: $27,453,562,381>27 - /hag/ :: $26,193,144,096>28 - /mayo/ :: $25,735,776,620>29 - /koopa/ :: $25,359,129,096>30 - /hlgg/ :: $24,925,599,906>31 - /morig/ :: $24,635,085,960>32 - /pink/ :: $24,546,813,806>33 - /manstars/ :: $24,191,482,975>34 - /nijiEN/ :: $24,127,015,406>35 - /jidf/ :: $23,980,487,430>36 - /#/ :: $23,867,283,947>37 - /bg/ :: $23,522,028,085>38 - /awdat/ :: $20,755,817,582>39 - /rrat/ :: $20,724,614,996>40 - /pcgen3k/ :: $20,403,664,674>41 - /holoX/ :: $19,779,903,795>42 - /vsj+/ :: $18,266,803,795>43 - /ASP/ :: $17,764,954,651>44 - /wvt/ :: $16,940,665,662>45 - /wah/ :: $16,382,373,238>46 - /uuu/ :: $15,913,618,985>47 - /pyon/ :: $15,532,437,430>48 - /HAHA/ :: $13,639,015,916More to come.
To compare, here are the teams ranked by winnings, with higher teams returning more winnings.>1 - /justice/ :: $187,819,524,729>2 - /flip/ :: $52,133,943,942>3 - /brg/ :: $49,837,121,918>4 - /pcgia/ :: $44,913,433,587>5 - /baubau/ :: $43,090,678,173>6 - /suuji/ :: $40,409,928,839>7 - /tactical/ :: $38,240,172,561>8 - /pcg/ :: $38,070,290,397>9 - /tsunX/ :: $36,478,436,566>10 - /mint/ :: $34,536,260,207>11 - /ybc/ :: $32,387,921,921>12 - /lia/ :: $29,705,004,905>13 - /warkop/ :: $28,443,278,995>14 - /lig/ :: $25,418,414,296>15 - /fvr/ :: $25,018,011,919>16 - /GGG/ :: $22,044,328,286>17 - /rrat/ :: $18,813,696,620>18 - /hfz/ :: $17,814,089,157>19 - /nijiEN/ :: $17,710,338,185>20 - /okfams/ :: $17,143,888,777>21 - /#/ :: $16,277,222,120>22 - /HiRyS/ :: $16,038,477,476>23 - /ASP/ :: $14,911,111,111>24 - /pcgen3k/ :: $14,860,477,476>25 - /pyon/ :: $13,918,716,552>26 - /who/ :: $13,760,567,900>27 - /hlgg/ :: $13,665,111,111>28 - /vrt/ :: $13,570,212,074>29 - /hag/ :: $13,335,850,809>30 - /nasfaqg/ :: $12,971,555,555>31 - /bg/ :: $12,968,416,465>32 - /manstars/ :: $12,965,111,111>33 - /HAHA/ :: $12,608,406,365>34 - /holoX/ :: $6,825,477,476>35 - /koopa/ :: $6,762,356,264>36 - /vsj+/ :: $6,714,506,466>37 - /uuu/ :: $6,427,555,554>38 - /fig/ :: $2,505,456,789The following teams never returned any winnings for the entire cup:>/awdat/>/jidf/>/mayo/>/morig/>/nepolabo/>/pink/>/skynetFC/>/vtwbg/>/wah/>/wvt/Hope everyone enjoyed gambling! Be on the lookout for future betting pools.
>awdatbros...
>>98906605Thanks for the gambling review!
Waoo
>>98902938ANON WAKE UP IT'S 7 AM
>>98922097
Ohhh adjusts
>Watame is up today!>IRYS more like BUYRS WAO!>Ayamy-sensei DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>>98928641restarted things just in case, try again-tdev
>>98929352twao!
ohhhhh I have to shit
shito
>>98935613bit late
>>98936880I am very irregular. Maybe I should start trading at adjustments again...I was regular for years.
>>98956853I hear drinking warm water before bed helps
>>98961252ANON WAKE UP AND DRINK SOME WARM WATER.>>98960248That sounds nasty I'll have...>every hot drink I like has caffeine in itI'll make some fucking ram...>so saltyI'll have a warm glass of milk>lactose intolerantI'm going to kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7ldIKFD60
waoo
waowao
>>98964291What about fruit juice
>>98964291You could try lactose free milk, or lactase tablets, here over the counter i get it for a penny per tablet
>>98978143Warm juice? Gross>>98979606Danke schon
uuuuuuuuuuu all trades stuck on Pending again
>>98983230trades are back, along with emails-tdev
THIS JUST IN.I am going to jump...>Chloe coin has now crashed! >The coin finds itself dipped right under 7k this morning.>Did Cover just delete vods?>Is Yagoo behind this???>Honk hates us.>Caretaker hates us.>Trial Dev is cool.Shiikuin are advised to stay calm as there is a chance for a recovery.
It ain't much but it's honest work.
>>98983765DO A FLIP
>>98983765That's a good thing, it means you can now buy more Orca.
>>98988646
Guys I got my first gig say a lil prayer for me thanks.
>>98989867like a music one or a job? congrats!
aaaa
>>98993423Job. Probably should've kept at it with the music gigs lmfao but hindsight is 20/20.
>>98998934good luck!
racing away from 10
>>99020000Poi!
>>99020000P000i
Wao!
>>99029565What I gotta do for her?
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewTop 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 34):>La+ :: $65,398.40 [118.00% over Avg]>AZKi :: $56,767.93 [79.55% over Avg]>Lui :: $51,771.60 [207.74% over Avg]>Okayu :: $48,019.35 [46.14% over Avg]>Kronii :: $38,678.01 [29.82% under Avg]>Reine :: $13,998.82 [27.86% over Avg]>Zeta :: $10,595.63 [49.62% under Avg]>Choco :: $7,308.95 [57.28% over Avg]>Koyori :: $6,203.47 [45.85% under Avg]>Nachoneko :: $5,513.71 [28.65% under Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 68):>Kanata :: -$122,830.91 [62.19% under Avg]>Marine :: -$116,738.99 [28.77% under Avg]>Botan :: -$112,622.80 [34.56% under Avg]>Towa :: -$98,735.42 [60.74% under Avg]>Mio :: -$74,187.58 [65.89% under Avg]>Shion :: -$73,445.43 [33.89% under Avg]>Hololive :: -$20,749.90 [2.64% over Avg]>Syrios :: -$20,235.21 [28.49% under Avg]>Matsuri :: -$17,287.27 [46.98% over Avg]>Fubuki :: -$15,850.41 [16.39% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Chloe :: 103.09%>Marine :: 29.54%>Watame :: 17.77%>Aki :: 13.91%>Suisei :: 13.15%>Ina'nis :: 12.82%>Pekora :: 11.46%>Towa :: 9.67%>Mio :: 9.46%>IRyS :: 9.19%Overall Average Adjustment is -$5,341.28Average Upward Adjustment is $9,361.17Average Downward Adjustment is -$12,588.96Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Chloe.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and We livin'.
>>98983765Ok, I'm really going to jump now.>Oca is now under 1k...>Fuck is going on???>HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgofj50GJjYWhy am I addicted to watching grown women get BTFO by babbygaem? The moblins in the Sacred Forest Meadow just wrecked her shit.
>>99038746thanks for the review!
buytowa
>>99039237DO A TRIPLE BACKFLIP
Catalog zooming
>>99048174
>week 80! ZUNOOOOOO!!! WAOOOOOO!!! current value: $6,123,396,320,666.63 current price: $3,113,560.44 current volume: 2,139,591 last payout per share: $64,766.19 today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! 5.4%?!?! KO YO! LETS GO EVEN HIGHER! WAOOOOOO!!! VTL WAS WAO!!! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ-koyolabo weekly investor report!
>>99050168thanks for the investor report!
I hate catalogshitters so fucking much. Does the tenth Gura thread really pave any new ground that the fucking first one didn't?
>>99054870We simply need more gura threads
waooooooo
>>99067610You can't make me buy Towa
Its not time to wake up yet
>>99092599Same…
>>99096006Rape?
>>99070286can i interest you in some koyolabo?
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $2,850,521.13, a change of -2.06% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 22):>Nerissa :: $62,739.83 [129.92% over Avg]>Botan :: $53,482.18 [39.78% over Avg]>Pochimaru :: $40,122.67 [68.13% over Avg]>Ina'nis :: $16,339.61 [59.82% over Avg]>Lamy :: $15,984.11 [38.27% over Avg]>Hajime :: $12,583.76 [64.34% over Avg]>Aki :: $4,976.75 [20.71% over Avg]>Korone :: $3,833.59 [35.55% over Avg]>Flayon :: $3,468.51 [26.27% under Avg]>Koseki :: $3,466.74 [7.14% under Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 80):>AZKi :: -$82,240.06 [74.54% under Avg]>Nachoneko :: -$78,570.66 [60.60% under Avg]>Lui :: -$78,170.24 [65.06% under Avg]>Okayu :: -$72,659.01 [74.84% under Avg]>Pekora :: -$27,709.67 [43.24% under Avg]>Kronii :: -$26,905.88 [46.51% under Avg]>Miko :: -$26,076.75 [35.89% under Avg]>Haato :: -$23,416.10 [17.24% under Avg]>Kovalskia :: -$20,547.80 [40.66% under Avg]>Gigi :: -$19,407.33 [29.63% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Chloe :: 209.72%>Marine :: 37.89%>Okayu :: 22.05%>Pekora :: 18.81%>Lui :: 15.79%>Miko :: 15.22%>Watame :: 14.96%>AZKi :: 14.00%>Aki :: 12.07%>Suisei :: 11.68%Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,508.40Average Upward Adjustment is $10,564.33Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,456.01Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Chloe.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and
Chloe...
aeiaaaa its all stuck on Pending again....my Chloe buys......
>>99104893
the reset......TD-Sama........
>>99104827thanks for the review!
>>99104965>>99106203Fixed now, sorry for the delay-tdev
>>99107473yattaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wao!
recharge time! dont die!buy koy9labo!
waoooooo
>>99112258who is koy9labo? new fund?
>>99118010Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
moonay
Take me back.
I know I don't need to say it but today too was a good day to buy Towa.
>>99129118Why?
>>99120761SCORE A GOAL ALREADY. STUPID DOG.
>>99137639ANON WAKE UP MY BAELZ MERCH IS ARRIVING TOMORROW
>>99137639ANON WAKE UPTHERES NOTHING GOING ON
oaw
Awoo?
>>99157085wan wan
>>99158323bow wow
>>99159332secret money, huehuehue
bau bau
>>99161148divs tonight!
Chloe wtf
I can never catch a Marine stream...
>>98983785come hang out on yubi this weekend, we got shit to do
>>99176711I'm too much of a noob for block game, but you guys have a good time out there.
>>99177083
>>99176711im mining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjaEzbuIMGoJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
so, divs later?
kinda fast for this hour
waooo we making bump!
>>99203000nice zeros wao
Svid
hello yes divs?
>>99208256anon...
Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $120,430.04.This week's Dividend Pool is -4.64% lower last week's pool.The average payout this week is $1,136.13 per coin, which is 0.61% over the all-time average of $1,129.21.31 coins were over the Average Payout this week.Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:>Kronii :: $3,188.36 :: 255.15%>Mumei :: -$2,534.22 :: -74.78%>Suisei :: -$1,974.12 :: -19.88%>Hajime :: $1,923.21 :: 85.96%>Marine :: $1,753.65 :: 16.45%Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:>Kiara :: $0.18 :: 1.94%>Coco :: -$0.58 :: -0.14%>Altare :: $0.94 :: 0.93%>Miyabi :: -$0.97 :: -1.92%>Civia :: -$0.99 :: -10.80%Overall Average Dividend Change was -$55.87Average Dividend Increase was $442.37Average Dividend Decrease was -$304.98Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:>Raden :: $1,119.45 & 75.1% Over Average>Matsuri :: $884.62 & 64.7% Over Average>Baelz :: -$523.25 & -62.0% Under Average>Kronii :: $1,664.78 & 60.0% Over Average>Sora :: -$599.66 & -58.2% Under AverageThe Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:>Kiara, Nana, Zeta, Subaru, KanaeruOverall Market Shift from Mean was -$18.36.Average Dividend Spike was $402.91.Average Dividend Dive was -$204.92.This week's dividends set an all-time high record forThis's dividends set an all-time low record forHope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.
>divs are real
