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>>98975678I LOVE HAGS Anon didn't take responsibility...
Fububutt
>>98976134looks extremely squishy, would hug
>>98975678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ__zD4bDMYHags playing digital cards soon
Cute Pol!
>>98975678post the follow up part
>>98983729There's a follow up? I just took it off #ししらーと.
>>98975678luv me a hag who likes to EAT
>>98977779Absolutely DESTROYING a ginger ale with Polkachan
>>98975678>>98977779>>98979146>>98990448Need more of hags getting sloshed
>>98982072Perfect shape for drinking from
>>98991271Honestly, any moment of this stream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJxc7xSw_Zo
hagbros, all the recent mikeneko drama threads are reigniting my desire to knock her up
>>98983729>>98983853https://litter.catbox.moe/piitva.jpg
>>98975678She looks like she has a severely broken neck.
>>98993466If you got her pregnant the stem cells created by the baby would fix her fucked up brain and she'd be the perfect yandere wife
>>98993466what is this offtopic shit
>>98993648Ok then.>>98993466I would never in a million years trust that woman with a baby.
>>98993902She just needs some fixing anon
>>98993466You're brave.
>>98993184Hello nurses!
Luv me some Lui
>>98995442Based Lui lover.
>>98993184>>98995267Sex with the bitches(female dogs).
>>98996964Sex with this cat (sheep).
>>98996358Yes.
>>98991271
Hags at the beach
Blessed are the barren, wombs that never bore, and breasts which never nursed! - Luke 23:29
>>99012396Lui will bear and nurse my children
>>99009465
>>98975678I like this image
You guys better not let the thread die. I'm going to bed soon.
>>98991271Hags making booze and then drinking it (actually I'm pretty sure Raden is pretty young, but she's like honorary hag material)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBa-aTFNWdQ
Darling Daily Dose Man I love blonde and tanned girls, just felt like saying it
>>99022796I wish tan elf girls were real…I’d wife one up and dedicate my entire life to keeping her happy and well fed
God I need a hag gf
>>98990448Banana??
I LOVE MAGICAL GIRL HAGS
>>98975678Need to put a child in this HAG
>>99035495How did this happen?
>>99035610Grooming
Cute Pol! (& HoloK9's)GIWTWM
Any recommendations for hag-focused literature?
>>99040712I can't read.
>>99040712Like focusing on hags or something a hag would read?
>>99038186Iroha should stop monopolizing the hags
>>99038061Pekomama sex!
>File too largeHad to downscale it like 30% before 4chink accepted ithttps://x.com/Koutauros420915/status/1909616160510824911/photo/1
>>99050332Very elegant.
>>99050332very prettywould get nervous around
>>99052262Based Lui lover.
>>99040712Chéri, by Colette, is about a relationship between a 25-year-old man and a 49-year-old woman. That might interest you.There are also plenty of shitty romance novels featuring younger man/older woman pairings, and lots of older women read those. I don't think that's what you're looking for though.
>>99040712Any hentai tagged older woman x younger man is probably good enough
>>99054408>Chéri, by ColetteI read Gigi and La Chatte by Colette the year before and enjoyed those. Might give this a shot.Thanks anon.
>>98993760>>98994148I can't fix her
>>99061045>"there's no escape now"
>>99060199Yeah not her...
I want to put a baby in this sheep and live happily ever after more than I've ever wanted anything else in my entire life.
Twap
>>99077967Very relatable.
I wish I had a 40-year-old gf
Darling Daily Dose >>99085877Same
I wish I had a cute lonely hag to save because she would actually be saving me.
>>99085877Maybe I'm not a real haggot but idk if I could do a 20 year age difference bro's...
>>99086290masked hags
>>99087777Checked.
>>99087542In my case, Mio's like 3 years younger than me.She'd be perfect.
>>99087542It obviously couldn't work out long-term, but I'd be over the moon if I dated a woman twice my age. Introducing her to my family would be kind of awkward though, seeing as she'd be closer in age to my mom than to me.
>>99077970I want to make Towa moan with that deep mature voice of hers
Good night haggots.
>>99092029Goodnight.
>>99103398I find it pretty funny she named it intruder/sex offender.
>>99087777
I want to give Pekomama my pacifier
>>99110454Those are some sharp pearly whites.
>>99111950i love dfc almost as much as i love cowtits
>>99110454I NEED a woman with pointy teethThe sharper the better
https://files.catbox.moe/uf1m76.jpgHag cleaning service
>>99115501Bae reminding Botan of what she lacks. How sad.
>>99118615Based Lui lover.
>>99113538need autistic idol hagwife
Hag love
I want an older woman to cuddle with and baby me just for one night
Hag rape
>>99134420Sorry anon we ONLY do raw creampie sex with hand holding and consent checks through out here
>>99134420Only if I'm the one being raped.
>>99139203Now this is acceptable
>>98975678https://www.youtube.com/live/4ZeNhdIVgkYLolihag bnnuy plays Fashion Impact/Infinity Nikki!
>>99134420Rape play? Not to be confused with RapeLay, heh
Hags should have babies.
>>99142433Agreed(with me specifically)
Darling Daily Dose >>99140639Heh>>99142433Based (all with me)
I want to drink the chocolate milk stored in Flare's boobs
>>99143920Warm choco milk after a workout
Goodnight haggots, may your dreams be sweet and your hags sweeter
>>99150332Haven't had a full night's sleep in weeks. Always split sleep. I think I'm slowly but steadily going insane at this rate
Smol Pol!
>>99165459I'd give her a good rub.
Luv me some Lui Keeki
>>99176131Based Lui lover.
Goth Aki my beloved.
>>99085877I got a 47 year old girlfriend
>>99186187Like an actual gf?
>>99186187Congrats bro.
>>99186631Yes, we've been together for a couple of years now>>99186700Thanks, bro
>>99186187Awesome. How old are you?
>>99186921Very nice.
>>99186921How'd you meet her?And which vtuber hag does she resemble the most?
>>99186960I just turned 33, she turns 48 in october>>99186981Thanks, bro>>99187040I worked with her during her divorce, once that was done we started dating.Personality wise? I'd say Lui, she's very goofy, very cute, very frustrated, very romantic, very unappreciated.The bodytype doesn't really fit tho.
>>99187740Lol, you got her as soon as she was single, huh?Jokes aside, I'm happy for you, bro.
>>99187740>very goofy, very cute, very frustrated, very romantic, very unappreciatedThat really does describe Lui to a tee and Chloe just left too. DamnHope you treat your girl right.
>>99187740>The bodytype doesn't really fit tho.Why not? What does she look like?
>>99191075Cute.
>>99188462Thanks bro, it was more of a >I can't date you because that's a conflict of interestskind of thing>>99188758I do, I sometimes overdo it even. I don't ever let her pay my share of anything for example.>>99190032Lui is tall and slender, her most striking feature are her long legs, it just doesn't fit.This might be weird to say but picture Angela White the pornstar, sap away all of her confidence and that's my girlfriend right there.
>>99195021>Great personality>Great bodWhat a lucky haggot.
>>99195021By "a conflict of interest", do you mean you were her lawyer?
>>99195021>Angela White the pornstarGOD DAMN WHAT A SNACKWhy aren't you balls deep in her right now?Do you intend to knock her up?
>>99197819>47Dude, I don't think pregnancy is in the cards for her
>>99197819Imagine that fat ass and floppy tits on top of you while she does Lui's iconic bird laugh every time you enter her
>>99197819Is it just me or is she not really doing it for anyone else?
>>99198839He mentioned she doesn't have the original's confidence so imagine this same woman but instead of spreading her legs and smiling like a slut in a microbikini she's in a onepiece afraid to actually get near the pool.
>>99198839She bogged herself a little bit. She looked better before she got a nose job.
>>99198839Might be a you thing. Putting aside her career choice, the woman is conventionally attractive.
>>99199084>>99199121Ehh the body isn’t really my type and neither is the face>>99199176I suppose I’m just attracted to people lower down on the societally attractive scale
>>99199371What is your type then? Angela's not exactly mine either, but I still find her physically attractive. Obviously not dating material, but that's a different matter.
>>99195486I really am, she keeps beating herself up over how she's the lucky one and how she's "stealing away my future" but no, I wouldn't change her for the world.>>99197242Her accountant, that's right I'm a professional numbers monkey.It's not as strict for us but we're still beholden to that sort of thing.>>99197819Bro that ship sailed long ago, she has two college aged kids already so it's okay.She hangs out with her kids on fridays, we have our dates on saturdays or sundays, sometimes both if she has the energy for it.>>99198679You joke but that's actually a thing that has happened.>>99198839It's an acquired taste, on top of the age you also gotta be into short girls and chubby girls and peculiar faces. It's really her personality what does it for me, if she was exactly the same person but tall and skinny I'd be here singing the praises of broomstick girls.
>>99199816>that ship sailed long agoOn the upside, finishing inside without having to worry must be nice.
>>99199816Personality is the best thing about older women IMO. I think they're much more interesting than young women. I have no experience with either though, so I'm really just talking out of my ass.
>>99199816>sometimes both if she has the energy for itexplain
>>99200863I like toned hag bellies. I like chubby ones too.
>>99199816>stealing away my futureShe sounds genuinely sweet
>>99200912Same.
>>99200139It's fucking phenomenal, nothing beats it. She likes me staying inside her for a good while after it's done.>>99200303Not always, you have your Karens and your hags addicted to their phones like just their daughters. But when you find a good one it's the best, they can hold a conversation better, they know more topics and know more about them, they can always tell an anecdote from their youth, the contrasting generations thing is always fun and they're just fucking pleasant to be around even in the quiet.>>99200369Sex, I was talking about sex. She can't handle me for 2 days straight most of the time.>>99200985She's a sweetheart, as faggy as it sounds she really is a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world. Always putting others ahead of herself, it's partly what made me fall in love with her.
I don't like being a self-pitying faggot, but I can't help but feel like my own chances of ever getting a hag gf (or a gf in general) are pretty dismal. It's largely my fault, since I've never put in any effort to be attractive and I wasn't interested in dating until recently. I think I fucked myself over by never trying, because now I'm in my junior year of college and I have no idea how to flirt or anything. I'm also debuffed by being autistic, average at best in terms of facial features, and kind of short (for a white American). I suppose all I can do is just get my shit together and try socializing with people, but that's easier said than done.Best wishes to the anons who've made it, though.
>>99201953if she's so sweet why'd she get divorced then?
>>99202800I don't know why you're despairing, you're at a prime part of you're life and none of the things you described about yourself are deal breakers. Go join a club or talk to your classmates or something.
>>99202800Do what you truly want, your happiness matters. Otherwise you'll get old like me and then it'll be actually too late.
>>99202800Some older women are into the whole being a younger guy's first and teaching him the ropes thing, that might be an angle you could go for.>>99202920Her ex husband left her for an intern half her age.
>>99203591I actually plan on joining a club of some sort next semester. I've just had a heavy workload this semester and didn't think I could handle the extra time commitment. My biggest issue is that I have a serious problem with social anxiety. Once I get to know somebody, conversing isn't hard, but getting there is the tough part. Funnily enough, it isn't an issue with old people. One of the most engaging conversations I've had in a long time was with an old lady I sat next to on a train several months ago. Thanks for the advice though, anon. I really just need to grow some balls and get out of my comfort zone.
>>99203802>Some older women are into the whole being a younger guy's first and teaching him the ropes thing, that might be an angle you could go for.I've thought about that, but I feel like I'd have to be at least somewhat good-looking or charming for that to work, and I'm neither. My mom says I'm handsome, but that doesn't mean anything lol. Idk, maybe I could be decent-looking if I got in better shape. My only above-average physical trait is that I have broad shoulders, so maybe I work with that and get nice traps or something.
>>99203802>for an intern half her ageOOF That had to hurt
>>99203920I had the same problem but I mostly got over it once I started working a job where most of my coworkers were a bunch of old obnoxiously loud and talkative people. Looks like you've already identified the problem and you're on the right track though.
>>98975678https://www.youtube.com/live/1BFIzuYNt9ILolihag bnnuy's back to PoE 2>captcha tryvmwI would if I could
>>99204285I'm just brainstorming here in case you really do want your first time to be with an older woman, there are even dating apps specialized in that sort of thing you can look into. But it sounds to me more like you don't really care what age she is.>>99204548That's putting it mildly, she was devastated. I don't wanna toot my own horn too much but her therapist and I we saved her from killing herself.
>>99205635>But it sounds to me more like you don't really care what age she is.Basically, yeah. It would be awesome to lose my virginity to an older woman, but it doesn't really matter. Beggars can't be choosers, after all.Good on you for helping your lady, by the way. You did a great thing.
>>99205635Damn, is she alright now?
>>99205926It was the least I could do, she is a great lady after all.It's good to be modest but still keep some standards, alright? Don't rush it, you'll be fine, and specially don't become solely fixated on it.>>99206298Yeah she's in a much much better place mentally now and she got the house in the divorce.
Darling Daily Dose>>99205635Hey, at least everything turned out well for both of you. Wishing nothing but the best for you and your girlfriend!
Love this duck
I wonder if Ui is a hag
>>98975678is there such thing as a list of drinking hags?
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>>99195021>>99197819Bro hit the hag sex jackpot.
>>98993648Expired, like their eggs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al1foG-1VzwCute little video where Watame traded items with HoloStaff for a month with MC from Mio. Lots of cute laughs.
We all agree next thread is a Mr. Koro thread right? Her 6th anniversary is tomorrow.
