This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: In 8 hours, we will be skipping class with Lumi: https://youtu.be/nL-THqHc6-cIdol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOugTwitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgPrevious Thread: >>98993643
isle of lumi
>>99155958Why is the slug the only one wearing her mask properly, are the other whores trying to get sick?!
cheeks full of cum
How will Lumi fare in the academy?
she will become enarmoured with one of the professors and help him rape her classmates while she watches from the sidelines.
Lumi is not into older men, she prefers young bvlls her age and younger.
>>99154941Lumi's pussy looks so delicious ngl
>>99157468masks don't protect against illness
>>99159104not true, she likes men with wrinkles, she said it yesterday when talking about the sun
>>99165576She’s lying
>>99165576Lying retard she said they "look okay" not that that it's her No.1 preferance. Men will just naturally look hasher in thier skin even at the same age. She's not interested in 30-40 old balding beer guts.
>>99159104She prefers sunbrocean and only sunbrocean
>>99157955It would be such a shame if there were a bomb threat made against Phase Academy right at 2:00pm PDT...
>>99167395forced cuck lolcow meme
>>99168540forgot my
Phase Academy startedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYrgoMu-4Jk
https://www.youtube.com/live/hcZfUNjJTsYbe honest, were any of you able to watch this part? I know it wasnt scary in the trasitional semse. but. you know.
>>99167395I have decided that this must be supressing overwatch fire.
>>99169890it raised more questions than anything about Lumi Lore like why luminid would capture her and how they can shapeshift into Lumi herself
>>99169890How did you get footage of my home cctv system? And don't worry she is well fed and looked after.
Lumi is watching the TTRPG streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQfxzzA0wK8
>>99170771I am also watching, comfy background noise.
Monday morning, Youtube, Minecrafthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvnakTW3VOoMonday afternoon, Twitch, Yapping and Subnauticahttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2426811280Tuesday morning, Youtube, Lumi of the Seahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaVL2cqyrI0Also: Belated Valentine's Day special videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqrJt6spVF0Tuesday evening, Movie nightWednesday afternoon, Twitch, Subnauticahttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2428464400Wednesday evening, Twitch, Invaders collab with Jelly, Dizzy, and Emberhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2428464400Jelly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh_fwEPFCYDizzy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGjiqFs9vbkThursday morning, Youtube, Rogue Lite Deck Builderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZOimKunUOsThursday evening, Twitch, Subnauticahttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2429380957––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Friday morning, Youtube, Skipping class (Phase Academy)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL-THqHc6-cFriday evening, Twitch––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––Saturday, TwitchSunday, Strategy Sunday, TwitchSunday evening, Karaoke collab.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agfHybC7vBQ
Why does Dizzy's model constantly look like she's sad?
>>99171948sad girl company
>>99172676Lumi is so cool
>>99170339oh I meant that I cant stand it when people I love are unsafe. it drives me crazy. this was too agitating for me to watch. I did not expect that. the implication is obvious but I didnt realize I had it that bad
>>99172676they look like you are forcing them to stand there with imcrimidating evidence so you can blackmail them for fun things.
Lumi NERD alerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL-THqHc6-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL-THqHc6-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL-THqHc6-c
>>99174302>people I loveThe lemon has claimed another poor unfortunate soul. but yeah it is kinda hard to watch when she starts the fake crying. Like the clown at children's parties skit when she's just sitting outside it's just really awkward even if it's fake like you kind of want to say something but know you shouldn't cause she'll scold you
[Lumi News] SUP NERDS
Lumi's nails...Lumi's hands...
>>99174703whenever you know a girl will give you shit for being nice, always laugh at her for being retarded. same for when they are afraid of something stupid. it works in real life it does not work when the fear is reasonable and severe, like home invader murder
This kind of character is a normie and would like prom, she fucked up the lore
Hotwife
Would you marry Lumi?
>>99175659I'd argue too much with her so no but yes
>>99175659yes, I'd marry any woman thats not fat
she's so bratty today
Daily Xalamon humiliation ritual, poor jannie
>>99175941leave him alonet. his beefy boyfriend
>>99175659Ja
>We love Jelly but... she cannot reach the top shelf
>>99175445she nailed the lore anon. "me thinks the lady doth protest too much" is one of the oldest ssyings in the english language for a reason
>>99176936Nigga she is flip-flopping between contrarian outcast and normie Stacey, too polar opposites.
>>99175659I would say I need to get to know her more but she gave us all the time we needed to do that. so yes. she's so easy to understand and wrangle, plus she lets you backseat her around and even nails details like being a sophmore (the hottest grade)
Lumi doesn't like student council Rie.I agree, she needs to take her clothes off
>Disgusting slurs!
New invaders clues?
>>99177520frog chuubas?
Good stream although I missed the end...
RATE THE FIXMERATE THE PREMISERATE THE EXECUTIONRATE THE STREAMRATE THE BRAT
>>99178392Lumi is too big of a nerd to make a convincing delinquent, but it was a good try.
>>99178392>RATE THE FIXMEShe was cute!/10>RATE THE PREMISELollipop/10>RATE THE EXECUTIONIt was good/10>RATE THE STREAMGood stream, brought energy!/10>RATE THE BRATShe's brat and needs correction!/10
>>99178392>RATE THE FIXMEUndecided>RATE THE PREMISEKino>RATE THE EXECUTIONShe was obviously going for a mean girl archetype but said things that type would not for fear of losing social status. Delinquent doesn't really fit the mean girl social climber because that would be antithetical to social climbing even If they are bitches behind the scenes.>RATE THE STREAMFun>RATE THE BRATCorrection needed.
>>99178392>RATE THE FIXMEthe lollypop should have been blue since she doesnt have lipstick>RATE THE PREMISEhiding out in the student council room to pretend not to care about school is peak lumi>RATE THE EXECUTIONone of her best>RATE THE STREAMI'm not sure if autists will confuse her self-aware approach with incompetence, but I thought it was hilarious.>RATE THE BRATannoying enough to energize banter but not annoying enough for a reasonable person to advocate for violence. perfectdo you think she is enough of a spreadsheet schizo to know who sends her tts?
>do you think she is enough of a spreadsheet schizo to know who sends her tts?if you donate through stream elements she can see your paypal/email
>>99179239does sakana share that though? I make up a new name and email address for each of them, but still.
>>99180053>When he thinks ethics are important
>>99180053you arent good at noticing if you dont understand why it is so important to pretend
>>99180053Where have those fingers been
The managershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYmd8KQHG70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYmd8KQHG70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYmd8KQHG70
that was cute
>>99181890>no nikkiit's so fucking over
>>99183264these three are the main managers since like end of 2023
>WHEN PEOPLE THINK IM GETTING PAID BUT IM JUST DOING IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME>Just Chattinghttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumihttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>99176882Mean to jelly
>>99177067She’s the delinquent Queen Bee
what the hell is a chore jacket?
>>99186853Whore
>Fallacy Quiz
>>99188008this game is too confusing for me
>>99191441I think it's a bit reddit
Now she's doing crosswords, and she's wearing the Phase Academy shirt
Lumi is the smartest phase
>>99195576I only hope that one anon who really liked the puzzles that one stream is watching
Puzzles are fun, yo
Lumi is playing Sudoku
>>99198907What a boring game
Sudoku is peak, bro
>>99184624Lumi ended and raided Clio.https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
RATE THE FALLACIESRATE THE CROSSWORDRATE THE SUDOKURATE THE EFFORTRATE THE STREAMRATE THE TARD
>>99201621I'm not entirely convinced Clio actually ends her stream
>>99201780>RATE THE FALLACIES>RATE THE CROSSWORD>RATE THE SUDOKU>RATE THE EFFORTGood effort, it's a puzzle.>RATE THE STREAMGood comfy stream just to yap.>RATE THE TARDShe was cute!/10
>>99201780nope! that's a fallacy/10I knew GI Joe, about it/10I'm too dumb for Sudoku/10>I cant joke about cancer I'll get cancelled again/10GFE stream/10new daily quest unlocked: get Lumi to go bald/10
imagine falling for "le dumb blonde" psyop, and no Lumi doesn't count she's tarded because of female.
>>99171948Lumi constantly makes her cry
>RATE THE FALLACIESfun to name all the different way to bait the tard>RATE THE CROSSWORDsurprisingly efficient and full of real words>RATE THE SUDOKUcoping her way through life>RATE THE EFFORTone day she may be come sentient>RATE THE STREAMrelaxing friday. I may not go drinking now>RATE THE TARDthe irony of the star. blinded by the same light that illuminates it's presence all it can see is the big X on the message, desfened by the sound and fury of reaching it's "objective" left unawsres by the contents of the message, it swells with conceit when offered tea and treats
>>99204365lumi's retardation is so contagious, that was the best I could come up with when everyone else at dinner came up with a cool poem. share in my cringe and know this is what lumi does to a mother fucker's brain.
>>99203257But why?
>>99206163Cuz she's evil
She's the lemon woman
Lumi Clara collab when?
Good question... during the Christmas karaoke they had one 3D collab, no?
>>99209001She's my woman
>>99175659Let me be real here for a moment. I honestly don't know if Lumi will have a healthy relationship in the future. Seeing how she talks about relationships in the past, I don't know if she'll find a good guy. Not a "nice guy" but a good guy. I'm afraid she might end up with a guy who is super exciting at first, then turns abusive down the road. I don't know. Take this with a grain of salt, this is just speculation on my part. I only say this because I've been in a toxic relationship before and am more aware of red flags. So I am more careful about who I might ask out. I think she's naive.I promise I'm not trying to hate on her, just simply concerned.This is just my 2 cents. I could be completely wrong.
>>99215176Dw she'll marry a good guy, me.
>>99175552This.
>>99215176Why does she view relationships as transactional
>>99216383all women do desu
>>99215176no she wont. she's so afraid of everything the only one who will get her out of her dunce hat and into a wedding gown is someone who gets her enough to wrangle her. her undiagnosableness is her friend in this regard. with the amount of mental effort it took to figure her out, and time spent watching, evil anons could have groomed dozens of two views. the whole understanding breeds compassion and compassion breeds understanding thing isnt a meme. I can expand upon this with specifics if needed but I think it would be obvious that someone smart enough to figure out what she needs to get comfortable would also have had plenty of time to hurt her something long before she felt safe.
>>99216383she's afraid. it is much easier to endure pain and loss when you accept it from the onset. she isnt trying to be manipulative. she just knows that once she lets her guard down, she does so entirely, in the way most people havent been able to do since they were kids. she isnt trying to use anyone, she is trying to force some the distance as a safety measure. her life is sort of tragic in its own way
>>99216422True
>>99218011if altruism is "selfish" because it feels good, then patience is selfish because it eliminates doubt. patience is just a series of testing choices. passing without regret and the magnitude of our shame from when we stumble eliminates self-doubt. does that make virtue transactional?
Kino games she hasn't been completed/got filtered byDead SpaceRE4 (demake)MGS Bloodborne (apparently) First Berserker ChudzhanAm I missing any?
>>99221047still hasnt beat battlefleet gothic. just saying.
which toggle is your favorite?
>>99221922The abused one
>>99221922The accent change ones if that countsMy least favorite is the neko shit behead all neko redeemers
I wonder what she's streaming today. I am grinding something and need some background yap.
>>99216570>the only one who will get her out of her dunce hat and into a wedding gown is someone who gets her enough to wrangle herShe said so herself, the only one who gets her is sunbrocean.
lore stream!
>>99222823with or without the red eye make up? I feel like just the bags is cheating
>>99222970based. I feel like the cat one just throws everything off. does she enjoy it or is it a residule thing where she thought people like furries
>>99225977Red eye make up included.
>>99226242I feel so valid right now. I think
>>99226044Well 'Kaneko' has the word 'neko' in it and closeted furries have convinced themselves that cat girls are attractive and not furry at all! Even though she's cute and attractive without the animal features... Anyway.Shitpost answer: Most women are secretly discord kittens and want a male WOLF in their lives
Does Loomi even care if you watch other women? I currently have Whiskey in the background. I'm sorry I can't get enough oh Blondes!
>>99227479I think her general rule is just don't tell me you're watching other women or going to go watch other women
>>99227674Fair enough, She's not GFE though and I'm not sure why she is pretending otherwise or getting jealous.
>>99228058it's a vtuber thing in generali've even seen miia do it
>>99228341I prefer to think she secretly likes us a lot and wants to be our GFEtuber that's why she gets jealous
>>99225948whore stream!
>>99221047she never finished Resident Evil 4? Even Shiina played it twice
>>99230262I saw her play the remake once, she even had an Ashley cosplay going but nope never picked back up. I presume she's not playing the actual RE4 because she's a zoomer and would get filtered by the camera/controls.
where is lumi????
>>99226044>residule
>>99230581I was almost worried about you
>>99230262she got bored and quit, but it was the new one not the original so that explains why
lumi????
>Do they miss me yet? Maybe just a little longer
>>99231320she was literally doing your pic related
>>99231320could loose a few...
>>99231577>loose
>>99231896I am ESL Euro saar please understand
Steamed green beanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP22A3cwKcSteamed vegetables are good, especially green beans, broccoli and carrot. It is known that Asians instead of eating fresh vegetables they stir fry everything.