Buried in Azura's Thighs EditionAudition advice for new applicants:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ge9Xk4EhYQAlso check the posts below for more links and videos>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/0gzzgx.jpghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>Holodexhttps://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure>Transparent head cutoutshttps://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING>Greentext Archivehttps://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/Previous Thread >>99197573
>>99237704>Applying for gen 2?Please read the website first! It has a lot of info: https://vallure-agency.com/auditions>Application advice from the VAllure girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ge9Xk4EhYQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnTjEXSFWck&t=8761>Madam Shibi's audition video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokRLOmFGa4&t=10937s>Icey's audition video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTOr2-T5qU&t=3058s>Immy's audition videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XhEMWKAKY&t=6130s>How to get into ASMR?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcmiz5KbsKU>What is an Adult Vtuber? (Avtuber)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig5TOZsb-D8>What’s the difference between being an indie and corpo Vtuber?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K_7Ih4dglE>Pros in joining VAllurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pwuZf9mg0>General Vtubing Advicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dao2pwZPXg0>How to start as a Vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si1UQBEbPCU>Still want to work in VAllure, but you're not a vtuber?VAllure is hiring Script Writers and Audio Editors as well: https://vallure-agency.com/jobs
I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot! Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
I will marry my wife
Shibi live on Astrea's Channel. https://www.youtube.com/live/o1i-UyCWeNM?si=G01iqagZXbBZ33Ej
it's mercy modiste
>>99237840jesus christ what a horrible modelI'm glad our girls have actual standards
I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
VAllure is full of whores, every VAllure member is a whore, being a part of VAllure means you're a whore, I fucking love whores so much
>>99237923For whom? FOR WHOM?
>>99238881for thee
https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW/status/1911138983939285083https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoW5xLqWIAALabM?format=jpg&name=orig
>>99238949damn, big kouhai
>>99238949hawt
>>99237704Anchor for VAllure Divegrass team ideas.>wtf is divegrassWe make a team based on our thread and it gets played in a live simulation against other teams from /vt/TODO:- Chants (sound clips played during matches)- Goal songs (general or attached to individual players)- Team anthem- Team logo and home/away colors---Home colors: Purple & WhiteAway colors: Pink & BlackOur players:https://rentry.org/vag_player_listTeam Captain: Stron.VaGoal Keeper: The Bucket---We're working on chants next. Submit catbox links to mp3s of 3-20 second long audios of the girls, memes, or even relevant bits of songs.---Current Chants---are_you_gay.oggi_command_you_to_goon.mp3kiss_your_sister_now.oggwe_groom_you.mp3youve_already_been_groomed.mp3
It's impressive how well Shibi clicks with everyone she collabs with.
>>99238860I wish they'd let me be a whore
What do you think Immy' s doing right now?
>>99240108Shibi just has this disarming aura that makes everyone super comfortable around her.
>>99240490pissing and shitting into the toilet
good afternoon i dreamt i made out with my sister, but sadly i woke up before i could make out with her asshole today will be good day
>>99240490I bet she's super exhausted after yesterday, hopefully she's resting up and just watching some shows or something
>>99240490i think she's chilling on the couch and watching something. maybe nibbling on leftover sushi too
Shibi gonna join Yuyumi on stream to do a podcast (while playing Marvel Rivals)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbpRZpzvC0I
shibi rivals
>>99240108She’s a good person
>>99241672I think it's because of her large tits actually but I'm sure that helps too
Do you guys see Fansly streams as having sex with your oshi?
>>99240646>>99241002I hope she is relaxing. Maybe she's got gidion in her lap too while she's comfy under a banket and watching stuff
>>99242644no
I hope Immy is schlicking it all day today.
>>99242644Yes I do, and so does she.
>>99242644yes
>>99242644I do
Thoughts on corpo and ex corpo girls auditioning?
>>99243136Shion, we already know you are.
>>99243136Considering VAllure's roots, I don't have a strong opinion on it
>>99243136I don't care as long as they don't cause drama
>>99243136hot as fuck, but there is a huge potential to drag in extra baggageof course the ideal candidate sadly doesn't exist
>>99243222Calling me her feels like a slur.
how do you deal with jealousy
>>99243136gura...
>>99243400i dont.
>>99243340Post tits
>>99243136depends on the ex corpo girl
>>99243136It's fine. There are a few ex-corpo girls i'm hoping apply.
>>99243639After you.
>>99243748I am a man
>>99243136I think staff would have an extra eye out and make sure they're not one in drama tbf
>>99243136I don't see why not, as long as they meet the requirements. With how many other corpos have died in the last year, there is definitely a possibility some might apply if it's what they want to do.
>>99243838So am I. Tits are tits.
>>99243136I don't have a problem with it as long as they aren't tangled up in drama, can meet the requirements, and get along with the other girls.
>>99243136there are several ex-corpos that I'd oshihen to immediately none of them have done 18+ though
it's not original, but it's true, i love immy bisou
>>99243136Yuko/Rye if this is you, go away
>>99244171kek
>>99244313I love her too. She makes me feel warm and loved. There isn't a more perfect woman in the world.
>>99244313>>99244580list
>>99243136If they are good girls that aren't obsessed with drama or relationship havers at this moment in time then absolutely fine. We don't want any drama chasing cloutwhore grifters.
THERE ARE NO STREAMS UUUUUUAAAAAAAAH. I guess I'll watch some vods but for some reason they just don't fill the void like streams do, even though I never chat.
Investorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkZNPU7KMM
>>99244893shibi in a collab with astrea right now but they're closing up.
>>99245011thats not Investor but Dude That's Wholesome
>>99245064 you are mentally retarded
>>99245284anon i think you might be the retarded one
>>99245284thats not very nice
>>99245369noI will not elaborate
Not sure how she did it, but Astrea just raided into the Bleating Hearts webcam.
>>99245756Damn bleaters you live like this
>>99245756lol dude that's funny, and not relevant to this thread...
>>99245561you dont need to because any further elaboration from you would just be more retarded stuff
>>99245756Where did she get this camera feed of my home?
>>99245857Sorry, is this better?
>>99246008yeah thanks
I don't know much about this corpo, but I saw you guys have a gen 2 coming out soon so I decided to give your girls a shot. I just watched the Audition Advice stream and I wanted to ask, how parasocial are you guys? When the question of parasocialality came up I was expecting it to be dismissed like other corpos, but your girls just fully admitted to it.
>>99246108not at all, we also hate our whores
>>99246108>how parasocial are you guys?Extremely!
my cat is meowing at me
>>99246108I'm not at all, I enjoy them as streamers a lot and the audios but these are women being hos on the internet so that does give it a slightly different angle, we love them for it but the parasociality (lol) of it is going to vary from person to person. On the whole it's pretty chill here but the early days were a wee bit tumultuous.
>>99246108All the girls are pretty parasocial. I wouldn't say it's an outright requirement, but like the loli thing, if you were extremely against it, VAllure probably wouldn't be a good fit.
>>99245561>>99245916why are you guys fighting
>>99246108Very very parasocial. Like close to peak parasocial but with some separate like the talents don't share a discord server with us, so there's room to be more parasocial.
>>99246420because he's being a dummy meanie head!
>>99246108How parasocial would you describe yourself?
>>99246108We are extremely parasocial with our oshis. Icey is the most parasocial, next would be mercy. They are possessive over their fans and will not tolerate cheating. Next is stronny and shibi. Stronny likes to stalk her fans but I've never heard her really get angry about cheating. Shibi got brainworms yesterday that her fans would leave her and asserted she needed her fans to fuck her to prove loyalty. Immy is mostly parasocial in a more subtle way expect when shes making jokes. She will shout at you if you imply another girl is better than her or she is lacking in some way, but shes talked a few times about how its a joke and an act and part of the bratty sister larp. She does however need her brothers and her pinpals and would get genuinely upset if they didnt treat her with all the love she gets from them. Finally its azura, who I've never noticed any jealousy from, but she is still heavily parasocial in the way she talks to you and babies you and leads her fans as a cult (shes a goddess after all)
>>99246108
sasuke was robbed for the divegrass position
>>99246108I am in love with my oshi
>>99246931Nah, he should stay a pariah. Heaven forbid he should kick some game winning goal and start having a positive connotation around here.
>>99246233>>99246234>>99246438>>99246554>>99246739So the girls play into it then? Usually most vtubers dabble in it but either squash it after a bit or simply tease their chat and nothing more.>>99246552I'm a Holofag so a bit.
>>99246108listen to shibi's most recent asmr and you tell me
>>99247174brother the whole corpo was started around the idea of the talents grooming the fans into parasocial relationships. its not some side effect of how the girls act, its literally the mission objective
>>99247174>>99247360
>>99247174Shibi has said we're her BFE just as much as she's our GFE.Plus look no further then >>99246739 where this guy was caught cheating on Icey, (read: caught flirting with another vtuber after claiming he was Icey's) and Icey banned him. He then dono'd 10k to try and buy forgiveness and she told him to fuck off.
>>99246108>>99247174Like other anons have said, all the girls are parasocial and to different degrees with different comfort levels. 3 or 4 of the girls are accepting of the title "wife," but they are definitely very okay with being parasocial.
>>99247360>>99247452>>99247468>>99247702Sweet, I'll the girls a shot then. I'll start with Shibi and Immy first since their designs appeal to me.
>>99248052dont forget to peep the patreons for stuff you might be into
>>99238949is mercy canonically that much taller than icey is
answer my question you fucks
>>99248900yes
>>99248900Lore-wise Icey is supposed to be small
>>99248900no
thank you
>>99248900I was looking for the height chart that an anon post a while ago. Don't yell at me.
>>99248052Welcome anon. Coming from holo might be a bit of shock but I hope you're happier with whoever you end up watching.
>>99248900This thread doesn't usually move very fast, there's not many of us here especially on weekends.
>>99248052Out of curiosity could you say which holo you're coming from? Of course you don't have to answer if you don't want to share.
>inb4 chumbud or tako
>>99249147i apologize harelotif you find the image that'd be cool
>>99249274I've often wondered how many of us there actually are lurking or posting here. I have to imagine a significant portion of the audience is at least familiar with here, given how the company started.
>>99249287Shiori. I didnt want to say for obvious reasons. Kiara is still my kamioshi though and always will be.
>>99250068I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet but the company really has one hard rule. no male collabsI think you'll find our company more appealing in this regard. for obvious reasons
>>99249731Immy : 140cm, Icey 142cm, Mercy 160cm, Stronny 162cm, Shibi 168cm, Azura 185cm, taken from ref sheets only height chart i found was the fan made one. https://x.com/chuuba_gooner/status/1801039528171389097 hope this helped.
>>99249978it has historically been a safe bet that any given 4chan thread is 10% posters, 90% lurkers
>>99250068Regardless of whomever catches your eye you don't have to worry about anything similar happening here because of the one rule of Vallure. No male collabs.
while i'm happy for that one anon, we should be careful about how we welcome anons who come here for reasons related to shiori shit or any similar future eventsthe worst thing we could do is attract a bunch of dramaniggers who think we're "one of the good ones"
>>99242644I wish she would have sex on fansly
yeah, with me
It's karaoke time /vag/, now with a full version and slightly revised lyrics, sing along if you want.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ita3jfVnT8gHiya, Immy!Hi, Bro!You wanna commit a crime?Sure!Hop on!Immy is a girlThe best one in the worldA life of incestIt is the bestI want to touch her hairEspecially down thereImpregnationFor the purpose of procreationWiggly Immy, shake and shimmyImmy is a girlThe best one in the worldA life of incestIt is the bestI want to touch her hairEspecially down thereImpregnationFor the purpose of procreationShe's my switch little sis that I love to go kissShe's my love, she's my wife, she's my pookiePal of pins, we're kin in sadomasochismChoke her out, make blood spout, kiss it betterYou can punchYou can maimOnly if her heart is yours (UOOOH~)Immy is a girlThe best one in the worldA life of incestIt is the bestI want to touch her hairEspecially down thereImpregnationFor the purpose of procreationWiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Ah, ah, ah yeah)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Uohhh, uohhh~)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Ah, ah, ah yeah)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Uohhh, uohhh~)Make her beg on all fours, but she's not a doggiePut a pad beneath her, she will squirt on her kneesPin her down, on the ground, North Carolina lovingNo consent, but repent, she'll forgive meYou can punchYou can maimOnly if her heart is yoursYou can punchYou can maimOnly if her heart is yoursWiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Ah, ah, ah yeah)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Uohhh, uohhh~)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Ah, ah, ah yeah)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Uohhh, uohhh~)Immy is a girlThe best one in the worldA life of incestIt is the bestI want to touch her hairEspecially down thereImpregnationFor the purpose of procreationImmy is a girlThe best one in the worldA life of incestIt is the bestI want to touch her hairEspecially down thereImpregnationFor the purpose of procreationWiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Ah, ah, ah yeah)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Uohhh, uohhh~)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Ah, ah, ah yeah)Wiggly Immy, shake and shimmy (Uohhh, uohhh~)Look in my oven, there's a bun!Well Immy, I'm going to put even more inOh I love you, Big Bro!
>>99252224It's glorious...
>>99252224rewrite the last stanza of this post
>>99252224don't rewrite the last stanza of this post
>>99252224Oh boy, a lot of things I get to autistically nitpick at to suggest improvements! I don't mean anything negative by this, I just think it can be a *bit* cleaner with a second hand on it. Love you>Impregnation, for the purpose of procreationImpregnation is 4 syllables itself, and the line is 10 in total with the pause in the same place so it's off-tempo and flows badly (the original is 11, with "Imagination" as 5 on its own). I don't have a suggestion to fix this, my word skill doesn't apply when it comes to synonyms for breeding.>Pal of pin's, we're kin in sadomasochismIs too long because "sadomasochism" has an extra syllable on its end with the '-ism' ending ('-ism' vs. '-ist'). Consider>Pal of pins, we're of kin, both sadomasochistsBecause it matches syllable count and tempo.>Only if her heart is yours>Pin her down, on the ground, North Carolina lovingIs 7 syllables to the original song's 6 for that line. The easiest fix would be to swap "North Carolina" for something one syllable shorter ('Carolina' is 4 syllables on its own).These are the only big things that stick out to me that I'd work on.
>>99253747 (me)>Only if her heart is yoursI had something written here, where did it go?I was going to say:It's weirdly timed in the line but it's fine. Swapping some stuff for synonyms might help.
Found it! Its not official someone was doing a height comparsion of the girls and their mascots.
>>99252224damn pinpal, this is great
My miss my wife...
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1911195525694582925https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoXuM1-X0AAJVxC?format=jpg&name=origi am once again teling you to look at my dorky wife's cute cat daughter. She's a loaf this time.
>>99254545Punished reefling...
>>99254616Fia's a cutie, I'm glad she seems to be doing really well now
>>99254616CuteShibi's a sweetheart and her cats are too, they have a great home.I had a cat of that breed, he was a cool guy. Always came out to greet me when I came home and would only let you hold him over your shoulder facing away from you. I miss that little guy, he had a lot of personality.
>>99254545>My miss
>>99250068Stay away from Immy then, see:Kumo
>>99255003its even more over now...
>>99252581>>99254135Thank you brothers, I'm glad you liked it!>>99253747>>99253929Don't worry, this was just a one-time shitpost that I though would be silly to elaborate upon from yesterday, but I appreciate the suggestions all the same, thank you Interjector/professional musician Mercyposter. To satiate your autism and my own, in general I prioritized rhyming over a perfect syllable match, hence why some parts might flow awkwardly, but I see what you mean.
>>99255263your miss, your wife, your raper, and your life.
>>99253935mercy is a lot taller than i assumed
thinkin about that pinpal's nice nails
are you gay? why're you acting so gay?
cant believe that one anon is...
Why would he lie to us about it...
i believe that anon said that he was NOT gay actually
there he goes again..
It's ok anon you're still my brother. Even if you are...
Anon you can stop trying to hide it. We've all known for a while...
Enjoy it while you can. Gen2 will ruin this place
Have you guys shown vallure to your friends? Have you converted anyone to a reefling/pinpal/snippet etc? I have shown azura and stronny to my friends.
friends?
are you guys my friends?
You guys are my friends
>>99258264No, neverOnly one of my IRL friends even knows I like vtubers he's big into Holo and a "only Holo is good" kind of guy and I don't say which ones, I just say enough generic things about big names he knows that he doesn't press further.
sex with my shibba!
We survived gen 1 and the first few months were a shitshow. I hope we can pull through with gen 2, things may change a bit though
>>99258264Yeah, mostly streams where I participated in, like the Azura meme review, bday card, and funny collab moments
>>99259434anon thats racist
>>99258264nope
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1911213830954233971
>>99259568how is it racist to want to propagate my pure aryan line?
sex with shibi's massive knockers
The weather is nice here so I want to take a nap in a hammock with Mercy Modiste
>>99259520We surprisingly just went through an application announcement and a forced drama wave with little to no reaction. So we doing pretty good so far. Maybe we won't actually get anything until 2 months away in debuts.
Azura is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA0_mCU8IzM
paizuri with mercy's modest modistes
>>99260256Azura? Azura Dulait? From VAllure's first generation Indulge? What website is she live-streaming on anon?
>>99259935this but with immy on one of these
I really wish Mercy Modiste of VAllure's generation 1: 'Indulge' were streaming on Youtube dot com in about 2 hours...
>>99260603With all my power I shall attempt to grant your wish!
https://x.com/urinalcheese/status/1754708564831056197most loyal pinkek lmao
>>99260793>not foundwdhmbt
>>99260793is that your boyfriend?
>>99260991damn he's fast on the trigger
>>99261454
please quiet down in here im trying to masturbate
>>99261454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgrIRzvZco
>>99260793This is a thread about the girls anon, not viewers.
>Harelot casts force lightening>Five posts later a snippet is found incapacitated on a stairwellWhy did that harelot mercylessly attack that poor snippet? If anyone sees the suspect please for your own safety give him a wide berth and immediately contact your local peacekeeping officer.
its funny how snippets seem to have the most versatile pool of reaction images
>>99261984My wife is very dynamic, isn't she?
watching the longneck hyperactive shibi ASMR, she should do a boxy asmr next
>>99262066The most dynamic
i hope shibi's boobs get bigger with her 2nd puberty
>>99261962Surely this harelot must be brought to justice, i'll let you know if i see them, why did it take this image to notice this harelot isn't symmetrical
>>99262811i don't trust this harelot for some reason
>>99262811Seems like it's only the mouth that's off center. Probably a side effect of too much time as a seat for Madam.
we have no proof icey's mouth really is small
>>99264400Maybe that one anon thought about Icey's small mouth so much that he manifested it?
I am once again thinking about my pookie
everyone in vallure has a small mouthi know this because none of them can fit their mouths around my penis
Please stop dying
>>99267910i cant help it, my wife is gone
>>99267910
yeah same...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoYX069WAAAvLyf?format=jpg&name=orighttps://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1911241311811682317
>>99268287Cowkinis are always sexo. I need Azura milk now.
I made a VAllure kahoot quiz for the next time Immy plays it.
i havent been here most of the day, did (you) have a good day?
>>99269101No!
good evening, i love my beautiful wife.i'm still very brainwormy but not even about what it was before. cant even watch azu right now. maybe i'm having a man period. fuck my life
>>99269154>spoilerhey, i know how it feels.
>>99269101It was okay
>>99269101I've lain in bed all day and done nothing. I miss my sister.>>99269095I want to play it now but thank you reefling
>>99269101Absolutely a 5/10 day.Bog-standard, few bad things few good things but overall just "meh."
>>99269146have you tried staring at her hands?
>>99269154what seems to be the issue, my good man?
>>99269154I hope you feel better soon azuposter. I know first hand brainworms suck ass. If you want you could try talking about it.
>>99269101it was alright i guess
>>99269417Well here it is if ya ever want to play it: https://create.kahoot.it/share/vallure-quiz/b2ebc062-7cbd-4abb-8519-53c885ae1c94Though obv you need multiple people one with shared screen.
want to rub my kahoots on Immy's face as she cries
>>99269095>>99269823Thanks friend. If Immy opens her maros again I might send it to her. You could send it to Stronny though she might like to play with the reeflings
cute little mousefull pic with immy because its too big for 4chanhttps://x.com/chuuba_gooner/status/1911249330326958548
>>99269823 (me)Wait nvm apparently you can play it Solo without an account. If anyone ends up playing it let me know if something is horribly wrong in it.>>99269988>You could send it to Stronny though she might like to play with the reeflingsGood point. Will do.
>>99269823Minor smelling mistake in the yandere question. Otherwise, good work Reefling. The Shibi prior job question also isn't really correct unless you mean lore kayfabe, so I would also specify that more.
>>99270049They're so cute great work anon
>>99259691she would feel hot every day if she looked in the mirror
>>99270296wissible...
>>99270049>>99270296CUTE
>>99269357i know you do man, thanks.>>99269592>>99269520general sense of ennui. like, wtf am i doing here. it just feels like i'm wasting time with a woman who barely knows me outside of reading my chat messages and my maros. all the while i take this sense into my real life, despite having friends at work, actively pushing away people who try to get close. can't share this hobby with anyone, so wtf do i do about these feelings outside of vent to strangers on the internet? i don't mind if she doesnt care, because how would she know? i dont deserve for her to care.it's just personal feelings and i'm sure i'll get over it soon.
I love you guys
why?
I also love you guys
Do pinpals grow on the vine? Are they stitched up with cat parts and given a carved pumpkin for a head?
cold and horny, where is Mercy Modiste's burning asian vagina when i need it
>>99270963I don't know if it'll help you, but I take some solace in being part of the collective. I can't lie to myself and say that I matter more than any other Pinpal, but if every Pinpal like me just dropped Immy, she would definitely be sad. Together I like to think we make her life at least a little better, or at least more fun. Same thing for you and the Bleaters with Azura.I think it's valid to question yourself too though. Personally I don't think you should pursue this hobby to the detriment of real opportunities for connection in your life. If I wasn't a NEET I'm not sure I would be here myself to be honest.
>>99258264I share vtuber and VAllure stuff with friends all the time. Even shared some Immy stuff with a very anti-loli friend and he thinks she's funny (although he doesn't consider vtubers to be 'loli' since they're all adults).
>>99272275>I can't lie to myself and say that I matter more than any other PinpalHe didn't make the cut...
>>99259524WTF IS HAPPENING TO THIS BLEATER
>>99272563Stop threadshitting I'm trying to comfort my brother in Christ.
>>99270247Thanks. For the spoiler I'm just retarded. I thought she said her previous job was the same once. Replaced it with a Shibethany question.
>>99271451>>99271941I love you guys too platonically of course, before anybody tries to misconstrue.
>>99272225I think it's meant to be the latter.
>>99272666>spoilerwhatever you say anon
>>99259524Save him.
>>99272666so it was a pinpal the whole time...
I love my /vag/gots. I may not know you personally but I wouldn't want to post with anyone else.
>>99273093thank. Love you too bro.
>>99270049why are your ears fleshlights
>>99272275it is nice to be part of the small collective, and we do enrich azu's life. this is the most ive interracted with any community in over 7 years. i just dont know if i'll look back on this and think 'hey, time well spent'. i know i matter to her, even if i'm just an avatar and a name. there's so much i've done discretely that maybe i'm just feeling a bit burnt out right now. thankfully i'll have beer tomorrow.love you guys too.
>>99273570even if you future (You) feels iffy about things, i'm glad you're here to shitpost with us nowhope you feel better soon azuposter
>>99273570
>>99273748big breasts
I asked my artist about the buttplug and he hasn't responded......
Which gen2 silhouette looks most appealing to you and why? Any hair colors you prefer or hope for?Any predictions on what they may be? Ex) dragon, nun, maid. etc.
>>99274736metals. fuck that whore with tiny tits that dropped out btw
>>99274847Who dropped out?
>>99274736BowsBig titty maidLove maids, love big tits.
>>99274732You scared him off
>>99274732He hates us...
Missing my pookie but I hope she had a good day today.goodnight Immy I love yougoodnight /vag/ love y'all
Nini bros, but I will answer the management survey first>>99274736>most appealing to you and why?Tails, because I want to know what is actually going on; is it a Greek mythological chimera girl? What the fuck is going on?Cuffs has the most overtly "me" kink on display (bondage) though fwiw. I guess this is me learning that -7th member- has a thing for bondage since she designed Shibi and most definitely had input for Cuffs.>Any hair colors you prefer or hope for?I hope Cuffs is blonde with blue eyes. Any other color would clash with the color palette.Not for shitpost "muh hyperborea" meme reasons, I just think it'd be a nice reference to the past for her and it's a nice combo.>Any predictions on what they may be?I already said my Tails prediction, so the rest:>Cuffsrobot>Bows"frilly with bows and big tits" screams stereotypical cow girl to me but I hope I'm wrong>MetalsIs a succubus-nun, 100%; either "trying to save myself" or "put here by -backstory- after being saved from worse demons.">GunsI want to say robot but probably just "woman with sci-fi bits" like Widowmaker (but not blue). I hope she's got a lower-toned voice with a smooth tone to fit the "femme fatale" thing.>BrandsI got nothing, sorry. Small girl with fire magic doesn't say anything to me other than "really fucking annoying if she were in a Gearbox game." Thank God she isn't.
>>99275551She'll be back before you know it, but hopefully she can visit in your dreams tonight in the meantime, sleep well brother.
how does each girl feel about quickshots?
ARE YOU GUYS AWARE THAT YOUR THREAD NAME IS A SLANG FOR VAGINA?! WTF
>>99276183Buried in Azura's Thighs Editionidgi
>>99274736Meats or Brands. Metal looks like she would do small dom. And Brands just looks fun with nice colours.
>>99274736Metals' silhouette makes my dick twitch.
>>99276183Meds now
>>99274847Stop being mean to the aspiring Vtubers.
>>99276183Proof?
>>99276684she never even posted tits before leaving, double depriving me of a flat chest
>>99276183Schizo.
>>99275551Love you too brother. Good night and immy dreams.
>>99276588>Brands>nice coloursThanks, doc.
>>99277214Their representative colours are shown on the website and in the teaser image. They have Bands with purple and green.
>>99277320>Bandswhich ones?
Did you know Shibi is live with not!Adora playing Rivals?There is something about Yuyu that rubs me the wrong way. It's completely unjustified, I really don't understand it. Sorry Madam.
>>99277343Ok bro.
>>99277348Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbpRZpzvC0I
Oh shit, Shibi's doing a podcast? Lemme check it ou->Marvel Rivals
>>99277406cheer up man
>man this anime is absolute trash>continues to watch
>>99277533isnt this how one piece got its whole fanbase?
>>99277533Kinda how I felt watching a slop anime earlier.
>>99276772her silent laugh as she fades away is always so cute...i miss her so much
>>99277468Please don't reply to me anon.
>>99278270hinta
they made an anime about immy
>>99277348was it her putting harem in the cuck chair?
>>99277407This game is so boring to watch...
>>99279134I've felt this way for longer than that, but it didn't help.
>>99279134Wait what? I'm not watching what did I miss?
>>99279410It was just a joke. She said she was going to get married to Shibi on stream and all the viewers were invited to sit in the chair.
>>99279503Oh whatever then.
>>99279234It really is. And shibi keeps playing it.
>>99279604It's just because it's an easy game to collab with her friend on. And a new season just dropped. I don't think she'll go hard on Rivals again. She knows it's bad for her viewership.
elio's sleepy voice kinda sounds like azura in some ways.
>>99278270Why do you hate him?
my wife is so cute with glasses
>>99279604at least it isn't LoL, count your blessings
>>99279234It at least lets you do other things. Usually I'm worried I'm miss something on stream but rivals lets me do other things and just listen. Just finished my laundry and I think I'm gonna re-cable manage my desk now.
goodnight everyone. i hope you feel better, and have a good day tomorrow
>>99279604I like Mahvel quite a bit actually, but I can understand why others don't like it as a spectator game. Maybe if Shibi was a bit better, but I can't think of a Vtuber that is actually good at games... Maybe like D*ki ig.
>>99277348after watching Adora's graduation yesterday she's earned a little credence in my book. You can tell how important her friends and fans are to her and how hard it was for leave her corpo life.
I don't like how Stronny and Shibi are following Rye. They havent said anything about her debut thankfully, but I still wish they wouldn't follow her. I genuinely find her evil with her Yuko shit and being freinds with an actual convicted pedophile from /k/ that groomed her.
Safe and protected dreams to all this night
>>99284841A follow on twitter is not a sign of friendship or even approval. I'm sure they know Yuko is the antithesis if everything VAllure is about.[/spoiler
>>99284920>.[/spoiler
What's /vag/ listening to tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsK5WExrnE
>>99284992I just Ctrl-S'd, I don't know what its doing
>>99284841just fake vtuber networking, it's simple as that, big number follow you, you follow back and hope to poach some of their fans
>>99284992Plus you should have Immy'd me for say "if" instead of "of"
>>99285217Shibi has replied to Rye at least once
>>99285297shibi is a cunny snatcher she cant help herself
>>99285297rye in gen2 or gen3 would be a nightmare. i hope management and stronny know hiring her would be a shitstorm
>>99285365It really is too bad. Her new model is cute.
>>99285429They've alluded to there being a few people being insta-drops if they applied. If Rye isn't on that list, I don't know who would be.
>>99285474Me
>>99279234>>99279604Why did you bother watching when she didn't even stream her POV and you don't like the game? And you complain every thread she plays it. I'm confused.
>>99285545You really like Rivals, huh? It's okay if you like it. No need to feel defensive.
Thread's dying so no one will see this. I would lick the shit off of Mercy Modistes asshole if it meant I could stick my tongue in her pooper
>>99285662No, I just keep it on for background noise. I don't like cape slop.
don't reply to threadshitters
>>99285762this but i want her to expel diarrhea into my mouth instead of her toilet
are we getting a shibi schizo
>>99285765I actually just don't like competitive games for streams in general. They suck as background noise because the streamer has to concentrate on what's happening too much. And for actively watching most just aren't fun enough.
>>99285908Yeah, me.
>>99285908we've always had a shibi schizo, notice a pattern?>>87776725>>97827434
>>99286436all of those posts have the number 8 in them
>>99286491precisely, and who's favorite number is half of 8 who shibi is really close to?
>people using this place to slander each otherbe better than that, also management doesn't lurk here
>>99286645does a sea shitter count as a person?
>>99286601And what site were they posted on?!
>>99286691And what page are we on...
any bakers? what the fuck are you freaks doing!
>wake up to take meds>stay up to bake for you
>>99287397thank you for your service
>>99287714blowjob
>>99287981*gets on my knees, mouth open*"Please, give it to me"*gets cock shoved down my throat, until my belly is filled with cum*"Thank you, master..."
made because i love you>>99288139>>99288139>>99288139
>>99288193I love you too!