(You) are responsible for /jong/ dying again edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU-Y3e7D3bghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MFlnS99FuE (shes so fucking beautiful)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqiGngSNdu0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk6WAhwPjaAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-sTG8lxSg>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: MahjSoul is holding a meme competition: https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1907266752372674673- Dofume is hosting a tournament https://x.com/dofume_ch/status/1890536258826383529- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eprNJrXkpCk>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is...Uumensai! A balanced diet needs a bit of everything.Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread: >>99236062
>Almost baked
>(You) are responsible for /jong/ dying again editionI was taking a nap
>>99251342how dare you
I was at work
I was not paying attention
I had tab open even and i asked a question
I'm sick of stupid Chinese tile games. We need a proficient poker vtuber.
i was playing with my friends and had to close firefox for more fps
Hi /jong/
>>99252259
>>99252259hewwo
>>99252438
>>99252538Why did you let the thread die?
Hey guys, I guess that's it.
>>99252740there's blood on my hands that i cannot wash off
It always washes off
like tears in the rain...
I have an alarm that always wakes me before 10 am every day even though I wanted to sleep until 11 am...probably for the best though since it's going to be super hot if I sleep in my car any later than this. Do we have any jongers in the clear yet or no
>>99256109in the clear?
I'm not a wanted man no
>>99256458Like top four or something
>>99257671no lol, second session should start in 54min
to the anon in here that pointed out my typo I'm after you
>>99260459That anon? All me
>>99260459
>>99260459Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>99260731It's me and he is blue hag
Tourney session 2https://www.twitch.tv/dofume
Play faster french fry!
>>99262086french mahjong only run on 50hz
I deranked twice in street fighter I think I will just take a break and just go on mahjong the rest of this month
how long does this stuff take
>>99263123uh it's instant, guess everyone is in a game already but try to leave the lobby and come back just in case
Fighting games are finally dying again after 17 years
>>99262861you'll be expert in no time
Pull it
Frenchie I am going to starve to death because you dealt in. I hate uu!!!!
>>99265426
>>99265490i didn't send you in the negativeand they keep getting haneman 6 discard in, rigged
>>99265574I seriously hate this format so much it feels so absurdly rigged
Local yaku is even more rigged in RC because it has like 100 more yaku
>>99266060local in jsoul really doesn't change much, i hate open riichi in RC though
>I was iishanten for 13 orphans for half the gameI wanna kill myself
Frenchie your deal in stole my dealer kokushhiiiii AAAAA
>>99266206Me too, I have to restrain myself from intentionally dealing in to ruin the game for everyone
>>99266284sorry i can't focus and i play like shit
>>99266405You will not be forgiven.
>>99267016dw i won't forgive myself
Lu-knight what the actual fuck?
negro bobo
he died but the game is still going?
>>99267319yeah in this tourney the game doesn't end when someone gets into the negative
>>99267319
I continue playing when I bust too
>>99267863I'm usually too lethargic and I like to relax afterwards.
I blame you for that deal in. You stupid bitch
Why would you win 1k I hate youuu
>>99268162désolé i'll do better
>>99267288what happened?
>>99268743He won't quit winning
>>99267288I saw this in Saki I think im "loved by tiles"
Frenchie we can't keep doing this...
the anons could've been kinder and dealt into that hane
>>99269018i waited a bit before going again, sorry..
might as well call it quits Im not getting anything better than this
>>99269950
>>99269950you have nothing to lose by trying more, also you can sure others have shit games
>>99269950cut is 8, you'll be fine...
>>99270689what does that even mean
>>99270720The cutoff for tomorrow
>>99270720top 8 make it to finals
are we winning, jong?
are we ever
>>99251048dansuredansu
im gonna wait a minute so we don't end up in the same game again
Washizu emote
i couldnt get washizu in RC
>>99272927You could
Dismal last thread
>>99273157no my rolls were all rigged and then i had to buy Akagi with the pity currency and didn't have enough for washizu and i think the event is over now
mahjong is cool. anons are cool too i guess.
Im super cool. Thats a fact
>>99251048doko
okokMajsoul Friends Room 75387(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75387
>>992754772/4
>>992754773/4
>>992754772/4 dot dot dot
>>99275845my hand slipped
>>992754773/4 once more
>>99275477started
Had two 50k+ finishes but they weren't consecutive so I guess I'll just fucking kill myself
whos the little mouse vtuber? shes grimmi adjacent
>>99277247uh who? That doesn't narrow it down much
>>99277290Look up I assume
>>99277356i didn't see the ears oopsie
Clauvio
>>99277290sleepy mouse in oversized shirt
>>99277470thank
>>99277247That's oomf (former)
>>992754773/4 wj
Evens get a pizzaOdds just more milk
>>99275477well jonged @_@that's enough jong for me today
>>99277625Looks like I'm getting milk.
I didnt make the cut but thats ok since im a fraudwould had been eaten alive in the top 8
>>99279352What was the top 8 cut? I wonder if my two games together could have done it
>>9927941789.2
>>99279352you did well, your training is paying off!
>homeless anon has resorted to subsisting entirely on expired milk
>>99279500i would be +84.7, ugh
>>99279728If only I had stuck to milk...last night I had a piece of cheese that was in the special section of the Coles and have had excruciating pain since last night and all day. Probably made me play like shit in the first session today
>>99279886stop being homeless you idiot
>>99279961I can't
>>99280109why
>>99280136I have no money and my already shitty job just let me go
>>99280198This is so me
>>99275477wj
>>99275477bueno jongado!
>>99275477WJ!
>>99275477wj!
ive lost every single ranked game today. all of my progress undone. do i really have to spend money so this shitty ass game gives me flow?
>>99281703renew your fortune charm gweilo
>>99281703Come home
Ive been ranking more without a charm
>>99281703It happens just quit after the first fourth to help preserve your mentaru
>>99282543Thank you for making this post, I queued ranked for the first time in a week and got my first first in like a month :)
>>99284056:) good job anon keep up the good work
>poko updated again
>>99285448poko updates dont matter until mjs updates
>>99285448Illya sex
Illyas delicious camel toe
>>99286011>t.
>>99251048Love
>>99289469suki
gm
>>99291946(Me)erm wrong tab
matatabi streaming https://youtu.be/LQVjmSPBhVM
i want to watch my wife matatabi but i'm watching my wife memory and my wife jelly
cute redhead playing with tiles https://youtu.be/T3pROSTrhmg
Khubie will be casting Dofume's tourney later today
Meow
when does the tournament start again
>>99300138Do you think theyre gonna take ecstacy and take turns on shawn? That would be pretty cool.
it's over
Why?
oh I thought you were talking about the real tourney not some vtuber one
>>99300821the finales are at 10pm bst (in 4 hours)
More like 10pm fét cause british is gay
More like smooches with jongers
if I got two dragons and there is one on the table, should I always pon it? i figured out if one dropped the other probably will sooner or later so I am keeping my hand closed
>>99302594In general you should call. Early game call.Mid game call if you’re a tile or two away from tempai or you plan on calling Dora or something to get more valueLate game only call if you’re going to enter tempaiThe only times i don’t call is if it’s late and too far from tempai to not be worth it, someone is in riichi, or i think the game will have more value without a call, which is not very often.
>>99302594it depends on the bakyou, in general if I can accept/already have 2 dora/aka, or some other way to get some value like a honitsu pivot, or have awful shapes I'll open on the first one otherwise I tend to wait
>>99302594>figured out if one dropped the other probably will sooner or laterSome concerns1. The deadwall2. Shousangen (little three dragons)3. It could be held for safety4. Chiitoi5. Honor Tanki waitsIt's usually better to just pon unless you need the points. If someone else is in riichi and your hand is low value, however, you've likely just been handed 2 safe discards.
>>99302594i simply pon asap
My laptop now works again, somewhat, partially
>>99306258mine died last summer and I realized all it did was make me play mahjong instead of reading books so I didn't get a new one
>>99306258better go catch it>>99306351so you don't play mahjong anymore ,_,?!
>>99306386I just play it on my desktop instead of when I'm not at it
>>99306351I want to get it working again because I use it for stuff outside of mahjong. The screen is dead right now and I'm waiting for the monkeys behind the support team to send a replacement instead of wasting my time.It's currently plugged into an external monitor but that's not very portable.
>phone updates >New UI interface sucks
the logic thing here is to go for half flush no matter what right
No
>>99309426you have 2 blocks. 2 floaters with overlapping acceptance, and 3 lone honors which is pretty far from just forcing it especially if you aren't north seat, depending on your draw you can hedge for it but I wouldn't force it especially if it isn't the dora suit
>>99309426If you're north, maybe, but even then it doesn't look worth it.
>>99309426If you had two honor pairs i would say yes but it’s a lot of cope hoping to get another honor pair
33 Immortals is just reinforcing my opinion that on average people are fucking retarded
>>99311336Who?
>>99312416It's a game, basically a 33 person raid
>>99312440so like rabbit and steel but more peopo?
>>99313040Yeah, with permanent stat upgrades for completing challenges
Dofume is live with the semi finaleshttps://www.twitch.tv/dofume
>no /jong/ers qualifiedgrim
i don't need the money, i was just there to gatekeep homeless anon
>Local Yaku
Oh, I keep thinking you're talking about the actual tournament you should have played in
>>99313556Khubie is on and she's gonna commentate!
>>99313796if i understood how the rules worked i could had done it but I thought the game only counted the last two instead of the best 2
Ew
Mahjong was an inside job
>>99315258Fuck you
>>99321666i'm stealing that too
>>99321839You're laughing. I am going to die of starvation and you're laughing?
To be fair, it IS pretty funny
>>99322550Yes.
>>99322550Just cut to 15% body fat like me, start doing pull ups on trees
never forgive homeless anon he killed xapitan by making him seethe and he pissed off jj enough to divorce him
>>99323455I was just jonging like I always do for both of those
>>99323549Exactly
I'm spiraling out of control I've had Burger King like 3 times in the past week
>>99323455>he pissed off jj enough to divorce himTo be fair, it takes very little to piss off JJ, Pretty sure doragon simply existing pissed her off for a while
see? xapitan's vengeful spirit has manifested itself to taunt homeless anon
why didnt you sing up for dofumes tourney
because im lazy and i have a life outside of playing mahjong
>>99323845I did, lunato bullied me in the qualifiers
>>99323845I'm not joining a discord just to see what the format is to find out if I even want to play it
>>99324031Someone linked the Gdoc more than once with all the rules and the layout before the tournament.
>>99324140Hell, you didn't even need to be in the discord to play, she said as much. You just needed to be in the discord to claim prizes if you won.
>>99324140I didn't see it posted and there was no info in the tweet
>>99323845Say it with me!First word: LocalSecond word: Yaku
>>99324234could have asked
>>99323845Wagecucking
local... ya... SEX with MIKOANON (jonging, grinching, dead)
>>99323845I did and I blew my only chance that I make it to May. Thank you Frenchie.
>>99324346if I have to ask to find out about a format I'm just not going to bother, also I skimmed the archives and if there was a google doc with the rules posted it didn't include her name in the post, posts like >>99206794 that say you need to join the discord aren't helping, there's nothing inherently wrong with funneling people into your discord for stuff like this but it's going to be a filter when there isn't basic information available in places where the tournament is announced
I've eaten 8000 calories the last 7 days
i eat food regularly
>>99323845I'm busy at the moment and the mention of a discord is enough to filter me in most cases.
>>99326825If I cheat once it will be all over for me, I must stay strong
>>99324708i've watched the replay and i don't think it would have happenedYou were missing 19s and white dragon, the turn i dealt in i would have discarded white if i was playing better, the two other were in the other guy's hand so he would have called it or discarded them as safe tiles, the 4th was in the dead wall.
>>99326900why dont you just eat more and do some cardio everyday?
>>99327041Hmm...no
>>99325441that's really low, take vitamins, supplements and stuff because with that low amount of food it's easy to be missing what you need
>>99327095I'm the king of eating disorders
>>99325441I made this post
I'm eating enough calories to off set both of you
>fat ugly bastards itt
>>99326995Frenchie I was joking. I love you. You have a funny voice and good personality. If I weren't a crazy hobo maybe I would be in a position where we could hang out together someday, but this is not meant to be.
>>99327380you forgot balding
>tubbies cant imagine eating outside of the context of stuffing their facesshocking
>>99323845I did
i've been eating 700 calories a day it's not hard
>>99251048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZdVme27yeg
>>99327434i feel bad when i play like shit in games people care about <_<i hope you get a roof over your head and food that doesn't come from a dumpster soon, ideally not by going to jail
>>99327212Stop copying me
anyone under 2k is either a femanon or homeless
>>99327586You're a jonger?
>>99327840I'm cutting
>>99327850I mostly lurk, never played friendlies. But I played against 2 anons in the qualifier
>>99327840I'm losing weight
you guys count your calories?
No, I just OMAD
i do when im bulking
wow, me too anon! if i eat more than that i feel sick!
How many calories is 4 liters of coke
>>99327586didn't cross my mind that we could have lurkers honestly, congrats on the win man!
I eat when I'm hungry unless I can't afford it
>>99328178a new anon joined the koko last night
I haven't felt hungry or full in years. I only eat because I enjoy it.
Majsoul Friends Room 40783(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=407834 aka and local yaku enabled
>>99328183Thank you anon
I'm at work
>>993282833/4
>>99327976Stop lurking. Now!Majsoul Friends Room 78971(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=78971
Holy shit he's retarded
t-two games????
>>99328812Closed because I made this post before I saw the other room :)
>>99328812
>>99328812bruh
good night jong
It's not bed time yet
yes it is
I'll join the next koko
this is the final koko
>>99329026nini anon
>>99329110for you
>>99327380all me
>>99329230
UUMENSAI?
>>99328842I didn't refresh the thread for like half an hour ;(
>>99329471Use kuroba ex
>refresh the thread
wat dah hell ;_;leaving my spot for anon >>99329088!!
>>99329495I am on my phone
>>99329204
>>99329663kuroba is a phone app
>>99329663How the fuck are you using browser 4chin on a phone, are you an iToddler? https://github.com/K1rakishou/Kuroba-Experimental
yes im an itoddler. what are you gonna do about it huh?
>>99330197laugh at you
>>99329779I'm using chrome on my phone that is really broken since I got it before I came to australia
>>99330258blue hag i will jong you and defeat you
>>99330197Call you a milk drinker
>>99330529i'm actual lactose intolerant...
>>99330571So am I and I will still eat cereal with whole milk and eat pizza
WAKE ME UP
but it makes my tummy hurt and that's not good anon...
>>99330306that wasn't me that was an imposter
>>99331156oh okay, sorry blue hag, i guess you aren't so bad after all~
erm
>>99330850I CAN'T WAKE UP
>>99328283well jonged
>>99328283wjgot kicked with an outdated game version error? was done anyway though
>>99328283late wj, yuzu hate ! >:3i saw your 4 white dragon discard lulz
>>99328283wj
>>99328283Wuh juhd
>>99331729
>>99331729Yeah Yuzu explain yourself wtf is this
It's called mawashi
>>99331895Had a pair of them, discarded it as I wanted riichi pinfu as score gap was fucked. Then drew two more back to back.
>>99331995>as score gap was fuckedThat score gap? All me
Well if it's getting fucked it certainly isn't me. Hahahaha...haha...ha.
>>99332223Unfortunate digit miss
>>99332223Anon? Are you okay?
>>99332222
nobody here is getting laid
It's time for Nina to derankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPwWqaGrBsc
>>99332469I am /jong/'s greatest incel
wrong. anons have LOTS of SEX with ANONS (male)
>>99332692>1 4th away
>>99332692>200/2800can you lose that much in one game?
>>99332953in south jade room you lose more than 200 for 4th
>>99332953Yeah you lose over 200 as M1 with a 4th.
>>99332953yeah even at m1 you can lose 200 but I think it's going to take a pretty bad 4th, like sub 5k
>>99333156Yeah, baseline is -180.
Who's gonna bake
>>99333474thanks for volunteering to bake
nyot me i'm gonna eep, nini
anons are so cute i love you so much anons
>>99333572ggergger
>>99332469i thought we had one sexhaving anon? i could totally have sex but its because i dont engage with people honestly its true hahaha
image
>>99334150
>>99334238>xapitan was nina all alongうそ。。。
>>99333939>i dont engage with peoplesamenow that i think about it i think an anon said he had a girlfriend, not 100% sure
>>99334404>>99334466begone wench
>apply to job that I'm a shoe-in for>give them a ring>actually they're pretty desperate and the phone call went super well, may hear back by end of daywtf I might not actually starve to death next week
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1911622941785063549
>>99334828>>99334828>>99334828
Yuzu should come to my basement to try my fine vintage.
