YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>99264064
I love my wife so much!!
Thank you for baking the bread, bread baker.
Does gura have decent tasting piss or do you think it's rancid?
>>99286193I think it’s warm and salty like chicken broth. Not rancid.
>>99286275Hmm I like that
shark in the streetsfish in the sheets
I’m in LOVE with the Gooba
>me on my way to post in both threads because I’m chill like that
I love chumbies
>>99286705You guys are pretty chill. I was always told ggg was full of schizos but they all seem to have left if so
Are you gonna clean up your room for the goob & moom review? And set up some things for them to find and laugh at?
>>99286731The schizos are just tourists, unfortunately we get a good amount of them.
>>99286812Ye. I have to drain the piss drawer first though
>>99286731All the schizos are either indians or SEAmonkeys. Everyone else is pretty respectful here
>>99284505If you pick it up the game identifies it as "APEX PREDATOR" and then it kicks your ass until you die
>>99286731We always get a lot of schizos, most chumbies know how to deal with them.
>>99286812Wait I need detailsWhen and where are submissions for that?
>>99285394I’m always a fan of digital but I typically play fewer games at a more obsessive amount. I think physical is better for people who like to play a variety of games, and come back to them after some time as past. Like for me, I’ll play one game and only one game for 6 months straight, and then drop it for a new one. So digital would make sense for me.What kind of stuff do you wand to print for the switch? Like a holder for your controller? That would be cool I think. If I had a 3d printer, I would maybe make a holder for my toothbrush. I would also want to make fidget spinners things too.
>>99286880nothing is set yet, she and moom were talking about doing it again
>>99286731It really depends on the day, and time of day
>>99286812Oh, they're doing another room review? Did Mumei mention that or something?
>>99286938I’ve noticed this time at night is bad usually but it’s the weekend and we just had a stream so maybe that’s why it’s comfy right now
Each time I pop in this thread it's usually pretty fine honestly but I'm not here regularly. I do think chumbuds get a bad rap tho
>>99286978gura said it's something they might do, nothing set in stone.
https://poal.me/f9vd24https://poal.me/f9vd24https://poal.me/f9vd24https://poal.me/f9vd24https://poal.me/f9vd24
>>99287099Why would it be Mick gordon?
>>99287099Other - Rick from Pawn Stars
This thread is dunking on the other ggg thread
>>99287169It's not a competition.
That image of that toddler wearing the Batman costume where mom discovered the piss drawer is too relatableI have a memory of peeing beside my parent's bed when I was a toddler because I didn't want to be alone
>>99287123that one time she complimented Doom's soundtrack anyone have the timestamp?
>>99287303That doesen't really seem like the kind of thing that would lead to a collaboration, plus everybody likes the doom 2016 soundtrack.
>>99287411We need to hear the timestamp first. Chumbie might be on to something
>>99287518I don't even know what stream that would be or how to find it.
>>99287589Oh nyo…we need to enlist the help of everyone. Individual we are weak, but together - strong.
https://files.catbox.moe/yxqlk8.mp4
>>99287860BONK.
>>99287905Such a good face. I wonder if she's ever gonna use her 2.0 again? It's too bad it looks so derpy sometimes, because most of the time it's great
>>99287303>>99287518>>99287589found it https://youtu.be/XF2DfMCKcQ0?t=11270TLDR:https://youtu.be/XF2DfMCKcQ0?t=11271
>>99288048https://youtu.be/XF2DfMCKcQ0?t=11344
Gurass
>>99288048Neat. It would be cool to see Gura do something like that.
>>99288048>>99288086H-how??…No matter. Very impressive.
>>99288276In Tatsuro's defense https://x.com/venomancer100/status/1908653960682225761
>>99288404Oooooooo. This is interesting too.
>>99288086>>99288404I still hope it's Miku, but whoever it is I'll just be happy to finally actually see and hear it
she said it was english right?
>>99288629yes.
I wonder if Gura likes Kira, Kiara works with him on some songs and I think he could make a really good song with Gura.
I peed in Gura T u T
>>99288890Stop doing that
This one, right?
>>99289367Both
>>99288705Fuck off Kira, nobody likes you.
>>99288890Keep doing that
>Back off, I take you on>Headstrong, I take on anyone>Headstrong, yeah I’m headstrong!!!
>>99289637>writes "Anonymous" in the Death Note
>>99290351I wuv you too
Since I am the last chumbud, I will marry Gura in 10 minutes if no objection is raised.
>>99292054In your dreams
>>99292054I object
>>99292135>>99292281Objection overruled
>>99292054Time is up. Since no valid objections were raised, I will now marry Gura.
Goob morning
>>99292886Goobmorno
The chumbies are waking up!!
>>99293420eep for me
>>99292886>>99293372>>99293420Goob nite
>>99288108SNIFFFFF
Goob morning.
>>99290301Not like it matters. You're too gross either way.
Sex with a fembud.
fish
She's negotiating with Cover to buy out the rights to the character btw. That's why she removed herself from the merch and why she posted a fish. Also explains the stressful company stuff.
>>99296734T u T
*mints all over you*
>randomly brings up a super obscure feet factIs this autism?
>>99285721/ggg/ trying to make me fap again
>>99296871/b/int
>>99297039would
>>99297158Bongos binted?
WIFE
WHORE
shark wife!
>>99298585my filename randomizer soundpost exception broke..
New reposts?
>“I’ve been pulling myself out of a lot, a lot, a loooot of stuff, a lot of projects, a lot of merchandise stuff , so because I just don’t..*incoherently mumbles*1:34:10https://www.youtube.com/live/8K6GdmZe_1g?si=gHt4Y3NLBnw6C7OtShould you feel the need to equip yourself from the brown skins that will surely continue to emerge.
my cockatiel is singing again and I'm starting to lose my mind
>>99298770That doesn't really quell much does it?They could just as well say she said it because she's pulling out of merch to graduate and free herself of obligations
>>99298770that's funny, I haven't been pulling out of Gura at all
The heck, where are my notifications Elon you fuck?
>>99299052They got too expensive because of tariffs so Elon disabled them.
>fwmc's stream today starts at :30 for some reason>30 minutes after gura's slotuh oh, fellow chumbuds
gur
>>99299185Schizos constantly hallucinating signs in literally everything lately has been very funny.
>>99299344I mean it is very weird for Fuwamoco to start a stream on the half hour
>>99299344You’ve got to admit it’s weird for Fuwamoco to start at that time
>>99299344You have to admit it’s a bit suspicious for Fuwamoco to start at literally the half hour
>>99299344It is a little peculiar for FWMC to begin on the half hour
Got off the Nightshift a couple of hours ago and only now getting to reporting in. Hope fellow chumbuds are doing good today and looking forward to our next Gura stream
>>99300193>>99300236>>99300285We get it, you don't need to samefag
>>99300290welcome back bud
>>99299344I agree with the others. It’s extremely concerning for it to be 30 minutes after Gura’s slot
I've become hyperfixated on plants. I need to reel it back
I really really really really like my wife Gura.
>>99299185>>99299911>>99300193>>99300236>>99300285>>99300322It's 30 minutes before, not after.
>>9930117730 minutes before their usual frame, yes, but sometimes they start an hour before their usual frame, like the DKC stream next week, not 30 minutes
Does anyone remember that time Gura alluded to having pubic hair, it was during a Minecraft stream
>>99301262
>>99301262I'm serious, can anyone give the link
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129266531
>>99301262>>99302146She thought pubic hair was more general and thought that armpit hair was pubic airhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wArI3n7Qu4&t=4215s
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
>>99303018I am watching Martian Successor NadesicoThis is the most whiplash-y annie may I have ever seen
>>99303018hopefully not get food poisoning from eating grey meat
>>99303018I feel like starting rance02 today
>>99303286better use a food thermometer bud
>>99303018I need to do laundry. Other than that nothing much
>>99302523Ok I vividly remember there being a staircase but I know it's not this part. Ok I watched a lot and it was the later part where she says "If you're uncomfortable by me discussing the renewable source of hair- pubic hair, sounds like you don't have any! You're not old enough for this conversation, alright! You don't have any!" Thank you.
>>99303459Gura definitely has a bushy pucci and hairy pits.
>>99303336it will definitely get cooked thoroughly
>>99303550>bushy pucciSupremely based>hairy pitsDEATH
Gura definitely has a squishy tushy and dairy tits.
>dairy titsI'm in.
"fuc" - gura
>>99302180I would ruin this creature T u T
I remember when Gura sneaked into my room and kissed me, telling me to keep it a secret.
>>99299185You guys post the stupidest fucking shit
jicken chockey
>>99306235*WHEEEEEEEEEEZE*
>>99306235WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>99289637Kira is a vocaloid artist chumbie. I think you're just being a schizo.
Isn't it kinda weird that she couldn't talk about her announcement on a public stream yet could totally talk about the song on a members stream. One thing is not wanting to, but other is not being abale to. Maybe the announcement she was talking about is not the song...
Chumbies I ate a bunch of beans and rice and now I'm farting a lot
hello
I'm not giving you a (You), but management probably complained about her telling members early.
>>99307456seems like cope to me but dunno
>>99307456Bit harsh. All he did is say hello.
Built for copious amounts of breeding ryona rape T u T
>>99307555Hello chumbie, I wasn't referring to you.
>>99307573
>>99307539Yeah she was totally alluding to announcing her graduation you fucking retard.
>>99307922I mean Coco did it on the collab she had wiith Mori the day before
>>99307924Meds, now
>>99307981She didn't and that has nothing to do with Gura.
Man /vt/ sure got weird after that ill-conceived April Fool's thing.
>>99307456Indirectly replying to someone making shit up by also making shit up is basically giving them a (You)
feets
>>99308169Gura is a sex symbol.
>>99308251Truth
Stop lewding her
oh shitIT'S GEORGE
>>99308431nyo
I want to rape a shark
Gura should give us lovey dovey ASMR at least once a month for being so patient with her
>>99308730Unironic asmr is kinda cringe desu. She should do something memey
I just woke up
>>99308892No chumbie, you are in fact the one that is cringe.
>>99308992
>>99308992I'm right though. Asmr triggers a visceral flight or fight response in me, just like audio of people eating. Frankly I think you have to be autistic to unironically tolerate asmr
>>99308892If you cringe from Gura, the sexiest thing on this planet, doing ASMR you may be gay chumbie
>>99309262Chumbie the response your describing is more in line with someone with extreme autism, I'm not even joking.
In other news, looks like that Gura 3D game is gonna get a holoindie release, the dev did a huge update a few weeks ago and did an early oopsiehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2054520/Gawr_Gura_Quest_for_Bread/
>>99309455What is holoindie?
>>99309455the one made in godot?
>>99309455Nice. Can't wait to play it.
>>99309398Yes you are joking. Now take it back, jokebud
Gura should stream Ringfit.
Heh, it's pretty funny how a lowly masturbatory tool can cause so many to become emotionally unstable.
>>99309789Yes, right after she continues fallout new vegas.
>>99309398I'm not autistic. And Gura also once said that audio of people eating makes her uncomfortable, that's normal
Love Gooba.Love chumbies.
>>99309943Gura is teetering on being extremely autistic and completely retarded.
>>99309943Gura is most likely autistic and just becuase you don't like the sounds of someone eating doesen't mean you don't like asmr. Asmr is a very vast genre and eating sounds is pretty much the bottom of the barrel that nobody likes.
I doubt Biboo would overlap Gura if the announcement happened today and I doubt she'll play the game she's playing today for less an hour so I think we're safe todayI still don't understand why Fuwamoco are starting at :30 but whatever
>>99310049>>99310117Gura's not autistic, she has Asperger's
>>99310210That’s the same thing numbnuts
>>99310049>extremely autistic and completely retarded.Holy sex
>>99310210Aspergers is a form of autism chumbie...
>>99310263>>99310293No, autism is like Rain Man and Asperger's is like Bocchi or Tomoko
>>99310411Ohhh. Naruhodo. Thank you for explaining to us mister.
When is the Gura bread game releasing on steam?
>>99310210It's all on the same spectrum desu
>>99310411Okay casting couch counsellor
>>99310559Dunno but soon probably
I gotta do my studies now chumbies.
I saw she was removed as a travel ambassador to Tokyo. What does this mean chumbies
I heard from various sources that Gura is cute. Can anyone confirm?
>>99310777Can confirm, Gura is the cutest. My source is that I'm her husband.
>>99310777Can confirm, and she is also cute when wearing clothes
>>99310748It means that she is not currently a travel ambassador to Tokyo.
did you brush your teeth today?
Imagine chasing Gura around while yelling loudly and then finally pinning her down and having your way with her while she's panting and crying and is completely defenceless T u T
>>99310870Yes but why
>>99310049Good thing I have a fetish for blue autistic women then.
>>99310777I believe so, yes.
>>99310902Yes, I'm a happy tooth brusher thanks for asking.
>>99310948See, >>99298770
>>99310913
>>99311045Oh neat. I havent found the time to watch the stream yet and I avoid clips so I was not aware. Thank
>>99311108I don't know why this dumb fucking meme makes me giggle so much.
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>99311213samen
Greetings and Happy Palm Sunday chumbies, Christ Is Risen. Blessings of the Lord upon all peoples, and in particular I hope my fellow Christbuds had a worthy communion.Did I miss anything? Kuroba's JSON zonked out for me again literally right before the stream yesterday and I only just got it working again. Wasn't able to catch the stream live either, term's wrapping up and I once again have to play catch up on collegeslop. Was wife cute? Anons above are saying wife was cute.
MakeAtlantisGureatAgain
Baguraette honhonhon
>>99310777No, Gura is ugly.
I want to have sex with this girl is that too much to ask
>>99311808She will never have sex.I know, it's a waste of such a perfect specimen.
>>99303018I was planning on testing my big green gun, choosing the local fallem empire as a target was a mistake, because apparently their retaliatory artillery strikes fire nukes or something that blows up a quarter of the map
>>99312000>not naming colonists after vtubersA shame
>>99309455i still wanna make a dino gameeither a simple 3D Platformer (maybe more like Crash Bandicoot than Mario) or something like Ape Escape where play as Gura and you have to run around and catch all the dinos
For King and Cunny!
>>99312079maybe next run
I'm thinking about buying cherry shrimp again. I'm feeling motivated for some reason
Arnold Schwarzenegger makes me want to take up smoking stogies. But I'm simply not ballsy enough.
>>99313611They seem alright for special occasions. Don't know about regular use though.
>>99313611you dont need a hiding place chumbie
Reminder that they are>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you">"That's not all she wants to do"https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055>They had discord sleepovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U>Ame called her "My Love"https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their petshttps://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959Nothing has changed between them. The truth will come out one day.
>>99313587
>>99313726You know what? You're right.My shark wife can't stop me from smoking stogies, she'll respect my manliness.
>>99314171It's pointless and it smells bad. If you're gonna waste money, smell bad and give yourself cancer you might as well just smoke cigerettes.
>>99314238or eat some really good food instead, that'll make you feel better and full for longer
>>99314519
>>99314238I'm just jorking. I never picked up smoking when I was young, so I have no real urge to pick it up now that I'm older.This makes me bring memories of middle/high school. There was a smoking section at school that had a lot of smokers. It's kinda weird that the school let all of these kids smoke.
MY wife
PUBLIC whore
>>99314682You’ve joked your last joke, jokebud. Now it’s time to pay the price.
>>99315540What price? I've done nothing wrong!
buds i got myself a masturbating juicer
>>99316145i mean masticating juicer
>>99315826The price…of DEATH.
Eeeek!!
>>99316145>>99316203What??Oh...
Gura should graduate
>>99316831she needs to memorize her multiplication table first
You don't have to be smart or strong to be the best.You just fake it until you make it. God I don't know how I sort of made it.
>>99317233i made it by being stubborn
>>99317233Woahh!! Most impressive!!
>>99317233What is making it?
>>99311045That's not really an explanation, chumbie. She never said why she is pulling out of merch and projects and events. In fact, that's not an explanation at all. We've known about her not showing up in anything for half a year.
>>99318082Idk. I guess getting your dick sucked and not having to pay for it
>>99318118I mean she's had to deal with burnout in the past and explicitly told us it was that. So pulling out could be a part of that.
>>99318082When you don't have to worry about bills
>>99318118That is the information you have been given. Nobody else has any information other than pointless theories and rrats.
>>99318082I'm still a kissless virgin, but I at least still have money consistently flowing into my bank.
>>99318244>>99318247We'll I don't worry about bills.
>>99318082when gura shows you her front parts
>>99307924Not sure what I missed, but this is probably one of your most embarrassing posts yet, morshubud.
Gura is sedated
>>99307924Holy retard
>>99318506>>99318616>Not sure what I missedNice try, shitposter-kun. Very convincing
>>99318708Who does he think he's trying to fool?
>>99318708>>99318616You could easily be the same person as well, trying to set up the implication that I am him because it was a minute and some seconds later after me calling your post embarrassing. Nice try, shitposter-kun. Your post was still embarrassing.
>>99318118People just care about merch, but what about sponsorships? She has said several times that sponsored streams cause her more stress than anything else, It adds up. It all started with her refusing to do her EDF shill stream, btw. Maybe she didn't try to be funny describing the bag merch by just saying "bag" but rather she really disliked to do it.
Also, Morshubud, if I were here earlier, you would’ve known it. I don't need to samefag to get your attention. You love replying to my posts.
MY Gurandma.
Is this guy for real?
>>99319054Then she seems completely out of touch with her fans who do like supporting her. But that's to be expected considering she has distanced herself from her fans more than any other holo has in the history of the company.
>>99319184I think he has a crush on the morshubud
>>99286193Rancid. She eats like shit and is likely dehydrated.
Kiara HATE GURA HAS A FLUFFLY AURA AND I MUST HUG HER
>>99318246She doesn't have to put in any effort to be in merch, the artists who draw her avatar do.
>>99319501Gura didn't get sick from Kiara. She wasn't in Japan during fes. She was in Japan earlier in the year.
>>99319858>She wasn't in Japan during fesyou mean the perfect opportunity to record the Myth 2025 3D live? sure
I like Kiara because Kiara loves Gura. Simple as. Ever since she met goob in person she came to understand our dumbie.
Will Ame be making an appearance for the next Myth anniversary?
>>99319501i impregnated takoyaki tower and now she is incubating our egg
>>99320064You really think she's still going to be here in September? Okay, anon. Then sure.
>>99320125Only schizos really hate Kiara. She's nice to the goob and there's no reason to hate her.
>>99308431But she lewds herself. It'd be mean to not join her
>>99320647poifect
>>99308453
Gura did it again... she fucking raped me again...
>>99322499
Wife soon?
Knife spoooooooon!!
the grey meat I mentioned stopped smelling once it was cooked, tasted normal and I feel fine so far.
why did she get on twitter today
>>99323038My broccoli smells like farts and my carrot sticks are wiggly and soft…
>>99323038You'll be fine chumbie. Reminds me of that time I ate blue steaks for a week
another morning shift, another dollar
>>99323519Based
>>99323519basado
>>99323519welcome back bud
Okay but dino gura IS just gura in a dino onesie.
I agree, Gura is Gawr as well, and they are Gabby.
Song announcement tomorrow. I can feel it in my goom.
We cool, chumbies?
Lick
>>99324411Ice cold
>>99324206>>99323929now THIS is schizophrenia
It's raining outside. I love rain so much, it helps me sleep.
>>99325241same desui've been thinking about buying one of those noise machines that make rain & thunderstorm noisesbut i don't think it would be as effective as the real thing
Is Gura still the same same desu?
>>99325340nyo
>>99325340ye
I have a giga schizo theory about Gura that I thought was so realistic that it scared me to even mention it here.I think Gura and I went to College together.
>>99325978she didn't go to college.
>>99326110>Implying that a member of Myth, infamous for having the highest concentration of very successful and highly achieving members such as Ina, Kiara, Mori and (previously) Amelia, didn't go to college
>>99326262not gonna argue with a newfag street/thread shitter.
Wife
Is Gon-san the most scary transformations in anime history? He gave up everything for power...
>>99323136To retweet fan art.
I went to the store while I was hungry and just ended up buying a bunch of junk food.
>chumbuds think this thing is hot
>>99327398
>>99327398i love this creaturethe george
Chumbies I was tickling my jade plant a bit and my cockatiel started hissing at me.
>>99327515Stop masturbating
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>99327515Maybe he's jealous and also wants to be tickled.
>>99327515You just reminded me of this. I'm getting too old manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o18UUSJgQA
>>99327775I want one of these now
would you buy a bioengineered shark girl?
>>99328638Depends. Does she at least look like gooba or is it just some random girl?
>>99328638Does she have the same body type as Gura?
>>99328638Is she Gura? If not I don't care
>>99328638can I afford it?
>>99328896>>99328961>>99329010>>99329121Imagine you sell your kidney to get whatever that bioengineered stuff costs and then it's this
>>99328638Is it cheap? Also if you can buy a bio engineered shark girl, that implies I could buy other similar things that would interest me more, like a cat girl.
>>99329169i'd kill it with fire.
>>99329186Truth, I'd get a bunny girl. Still smol and the tail wouldn't get in the way T u T
>>99329169Ask for my kidney back because you said it would be a shark girl.
>>99329186What about a catshark girl?
>>99329322Is it Gura? Becuase if not, then no. This may be contraversial, but I do not care about the shark tail. I am indifferent towards it.
WIFE ON STREAM
I gotta take a 2 hour midterm and then head into my nightshift
>>99327398a perfectly flat chest and tiny butt like Gura has is hot, yeah
>>99329562When do you find the time to sleep chumbie? Your schedule sounds tough
>>99329562Goodluck with your midterm chumbie. You got this!
>>99329562goob luck bud, make sure to reward yourself when you're done
>>99329562goobspeed
I'm the last chumbie
