33 - I'M YOUR KAMIOSHI Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.>Am I gonna make it?You need a good voice, good model, and sex appeal. See Daiya Diamandis for inspiration.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307VAllure (Open for unknown time): https://x.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1896052703933190216https://vallure-agency.com/auditionsFirst Stage Production (open until April 15): https://x.com/fsp_english/status/1900351209778889132https://firststage-pro.com/en/audition/Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistTierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/aspiring-vtubers-17846816Recurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious thread: >>99268720
Rent free, in your head all day all nightI'm bookmarked, you always keep tabs on my websiteYeah, I know you keep it hidden, show your penlightEveryone can see, I'm your kamioshi, lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPJuZLUVnlw
daiya is my kamioshi
>>99294612he lists him in his document so yes
DAIYADIAMANDISYOU WANNA GET A CHEAP PRICE??I'M REAL ICE
>>99296821That's weird, I don't see how they would have interacted together, but then I don't watch or follow them
>>99296744when will he come out?
>>99296966it was about jignxcord and how they banned him
>>99296980hes best friend of all the girlshes your kamioshi
qrd on daiya being my kamioshi
>>99296966Abby banned him and warned people about him. Camui asked him why and leaked the dms
https://vocaroo.com/1aLn159OGzetWho was this absolute cutiepie? I can't track down which /asp/ie
>>99296984>>99297267The jignxcord do be like that, makes me wonder how things would have been if Camui was a girl
Timeloops?I love timeloops.Jinx, lancecord, viewercord, Gael, rinwasabi, Adrian's Fantasy, shania, oddette, yellowcat, camui, rottie, chririi, brown dog, karaoke schizo, gen4 good, gen3 is schizo, auds, terumi idol, asp was never good, kliff is a grifter
>>99297471if camui was a girl he's be gumpai 2.0
>>99297507I'm not on the list, please take me off the list
>>99297507brown dog?
>>99297507Forgot the ice cream
>>99297470he sounds hella zesty
>>99297470This nigga definitely has a twink model
>>99297674One particular schizo hated an adjacent vtuber so much he went out of his way to doxx him and harass him.
>>99296984>>99297267>>99297471They have sexpests in their community yet everyone is unaware
>>99297934they also have several secret channels where they shit on people, it's full of groomers and schizos
>>99297507I love me some time loop fruit loops!
>>99297963That's just your average inner circle deciding who fits in and who doesn't
Incels mad they failed the vibe check, just saying
>>99298162in my case I exposed jignx's friend as a doxxing schizo
>>99298162What if someone's a celibate and wants to be in do they get gate kept
>>99298202jignx is friends with camuii?
>>99297470I want him
I dreamt of you.
>>99298260no he was friends with seishirou/xalamon
If streaming doesn't feel like a sacrifice, then you don't have enough going on in your life to be an interesting streamer
I'd just like to reiterate that Camui starting his name-clearing document with "I'm going to doxx these people and ruin their future employment chances" is the funniest shit ever
>>99298202You should consider transferring your evidence to TVA if it's that bad for you.
>>99297470SEX
>>99298381the vtuber doxxing website? but they are phase allies
>>99298419What does that have to do with reporting whoever wronged you to be suspicious behind the scenes?
I drilled a hole in my desk to feed cords through and it looks like shit
>>99297470this is regulus
>>99298467begone proctor
>>99298471There is sawdust everywhere
>>99298483Twitch link?
>>99298496not him but you're really gonna let your perpetrator walk away scott-free undocumented?
Leave Camui alone please
Proctor is based
>>99298595No, he's a fucking pushover and he needs to finish what he started
>>99298595https://youtu.be/ElXi7yDHyWo?si=tYHq6qbsMNs9oUfF
>>99298483That sounds nothing like him
>>99298571I'm not giving anything to those TVA faggots, anyone that wants to dig up info on sei can check the archives
>>99298483Not even close
>>99298688What’s wrong with TVA? Spoon feed me
>>99298705they were too cringe even for kiwifarms
>>99296744>>99273977LINK ANCHOR:REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.
>>99298630He doesn’t need to finish anything Leave him alone >>99298638Kek
>leave the guy who doxxed his own friends, admitted to crabbing and schizoposting in the thread and is just a fucking creep in general alonepathetic
How many years will you waste repeating the same postWe get it already
>>99299042if you banned them then you weren't really close to begin with
Just don’t read the thread Camui
Let’s get retarded (ha!)Let’s get retarded (in here)
Vtubers?
>>99300282vtuber drama is still vtubers
>>99298832no thanks
>>99298471Put a grommet in there
>>99300441cracking cheese grommet!
>>99300441A what
>>99300528a rubber ring basically
>>99300528Do they teach you kids fucking anything in school
Tried drawing a reference sheet earlier and I realised I am crap at drawing lol.
>>99299042Yeah, leave him alone because stooping to that level makes you less of a person
Why aren’t there any block shaped vtubers capitalizing on the popularity of the Minecraft movie right now?
Racism.
A tetromino vtuber
>>99301043post art
I love you
>>99302790no one loves you if you need to vaguepost about it like this everyday
Is having a schedule a good part of growth? Never did one before because committing to a start time is tough with my schedule, but is making one w/ no start time worth it?
>>99302950consistency is more important than having a schedule
>>99302950>no start timethen theres no point in making it
>>99302790Squeak
>>99303000your model is ugly
>>99302790My hands typed this.
:)
What a great start to another great thread!
>>99302984So just making sure I can stream on the days I can is more important than trying to plan it out with a time I could end up being late to? Sorry I just wanna make sure I get what you said.
>>99303457streaming at the same times every week is more important than having a schedule espeically if you can't keep to it
>>99298483https://voca.ro/15rrXZD1nWy3
>>99303506Fair point. At best I can usually start at like 11pm est or midnight
Haru is ovulating again
>>99303902Time get him boypregnant
>>99303114I miss you, cute one.
>>99302950Tough and impossible are very different things. I think that if it's just tough that you should strive to set specific start times for your streams.
>>99303902Forget Haru!I want to put a baby in Olga
>>99299042In the end he turned out to be innocent while everyone who hated him and accused him were schizo and evil people. They all banded together to attack one person because he was too nice and friendly.
>>99302950Consistency and networking are the two proven ways of growing as a vtuber. You got to keep streaming at the same times every week and to make friends with other people who stream in the same timeslots as you.
>>99304822>In the end he turned out to be innocenthe literally doxxed two people in his own doc, thats not something someone innocent does>inb4 they doxxed him firstworst argument possible
>>99304892Bad advice. At least for me. No way I could apply this.
>>99304892>in the same timeslots as you.And directly before you for the raids.
>>99304931anon, it was clearly bait
Where the fuck is seirel
>>99304533Who the fuck is cute one and why do you know who they are from just a smiley face you people are fucked up
>>99306142its rura and iriya
>>99306400Brother it is like 3am their time
>>99306400Swing and a miss
>shania chimes in
>>99306878>psychopathsNo
>>99306878
>>99306878my favourite part is where he posts the responses of the thread and it's a unanimous "fuck off camui"
>>99306878You already acknowledged it last monthAs always you're stuck in a timeloop
>>99307277>last month>date is january
>>99306878It's funny how people (read:camui) still try to defend his ass here.
Removing IP count has been a disaster for /vt/
>>99307277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9sd10CHAP8What is going on in discord, and how did I end up relevant there when my streams average 0 ccv for ten+ years?
>>99307410Based RES
>>99307277sry bro but I don't read this thread every day anymore
>>99307337Month day year
>>99307410RES we need your advice to bump off schizodrama, do you have any tips on how to be good at FNV?
>>99307387The IP count was useless except for schizos to make up stupid theories
Is today a bad day to post myself here?
>>99307634Always is but go ahead we need something other than timeloops
>>99307634No, it would be nice to see someone new
>>99307634it's kinda slow, might as well post so we have something to actually post about
>>99307658>>99307685>>99307695I'm still working on my basic setup, I'll post myself when I got a stream ready. Thank you.
>>99307634Ho to the trash split.
So, for those with your models. Artist/rigger recommendations?
>>99304931Did he post someone's face? If it's not a face doxx, kindly stfu
>>99307955It was both
>>99307955he posted patchey, rottie and maybe also crane's faces
>>99307812Freudian slip?
>>99308089And they were all hideousI'm never dating any of you
>>99308128wait I forgot, he also posted denpa's face and played tictactoe on her forehead, posted his own balding face and also maybe was the one who leaked ubume's face from that vita stream in the thread
>>99308203You really need to start changing your phrasing when you spend hours posting on cooldown every day
Who could possibly be this butthurt over one guy on a 4chan thread years later?
>>99308312years? this happened only months ago
>>99308312consider this, he fucked over many aspies, many of those aspies are total schizos who finally have a target that is actually hated by everyone, this is the ideal scenario for them
>>99308312don't know, don't care>check>only saw half the threadthat tracks
Filters are cool!
>>99298292fuck off
>>99297507you forgot fat
>>99308811Vagueposting is based
>>99308820denpa?
>>99297507cheen denpa gumpai genprism rottie mel elfinpsyop camui chrii rebelearthsky rin shania pafu gurun ineda cody aras uwoslab patchey sukadrii ubume iriya pantsu mami pittie layla runespoon beryl haru johann khubie alpin fwofie fythol gobb kiki flandzen flower vita are all LE BAD we can have a normal thread now please?
I'm doing my duolingo reps.
>>99307823This was the person that made my model. They were super nice in the whole process. Super talented too. https://x.com/granola_2d?s=21&t=WPG0ExVRvSbnXz1N8AfkdA
>>99308837based on my balls
>>99307171Can someone post the doc link I wanna read it
>>99309043Hint at whose balls?
>>99307823Nah I'm gatekeeping my model artist to keep them cheap
>>99309086your mom
>>99309086John's
>>99297507>kliffname a bigger kwab
>>99309123based
>>99306878I can't believe what Digby did to Camui
>>99309138https://x.com/RinPenrose
>>99309138https://x.com/Johndoemoore
>>99309282>hello i am a vtuber love to get to met people stop and let hang out with peopleLeast ESL /asp/ie
>>99309713Squeak~
Can someone get the mousetrap
>>99309838Hold on I'm building a better one
No place for a mouse in a town full of rats
>>99309138D:
Rodent vtubers are based. We need more rodent vtubers.
Pounding Charley's little butthole
>>99310069Total mouse and rat takeover. Ikemen vtuber = no! Moe slop vtuber = no! Big booba mommy vtuber = no! Vermin vtuber = yes! We won't stop until every aspie squeaks
>>99310159big bouncy charley butt and belly...
Charley bunda...
>>99309713I love you too
>>99310159Mating pressing Sin
Is Bopnik a stupid name for a vtuber? I don't want to call myself something stupid
>>99308984Thanks, I'll check them out.
>>99310952Do you mean >image
>>99311144What is that fucking alien runes
>>99311144Olga nobody understands what this means.
>>99311174in that case, that would be really stupid
>>99270802>don't want to watch you play Factoria for 8 hoursI don't care if it's been an entire day, I just want to say fuck this anon in particular. I would absolutely watch a guy play Factorio for 8 hou->in silenceOkay you've got a point there
>>99311616Rebel would tell you to play Factorio in silence
>>99311616I don't think I've ever seen an aspie sit in complete silence while streaming except RES
>>99311666rebel would advice you to consider the idea of recording your factorio gameplay and then talk over it on stream
Stop posting for me.
>>99311703Who?
Is it weird I don't want to be friends with other vtubers? I just feel like "friends" would end up being fake leeches or try to get with me, I'm female if that helps.
Keep posting for me.
>>99311725Someone I hurt
>>99311777I would definitely be a bad influence in your life. Thanks for helping me be a better person by not letting me take advantage of you.
>>99311795Why do you want them to stop posting for you?
>>99311777It wasn't weird in the first sentence but got very weird in the second sentence.
>>99311826Don't know who you are but you're welcome?>>99311860Not sure how that's weird, many male vtubers try to get a vtuber girlfriend.
>>99310069Rodents are all schizos
>>99311926>Not sure how that's weird,I'll break it down for you.>I just feel like "friends" would end up being fake leechesPresumes you would have a modicum of ecelebrity despite posting in /asp/.>or try to get with me,Presumes anyone who gives you the time of day wants to fuck you.
>>99311926I don't know who you are either. Thanks again for not being vulnerable with strangers such as myself.
>>99311703I hope this isn't for me!
>>99311777This is bait, nobody actually thinks like this.
>>99311777No, it's sad.You isolate > people tries to approach > you push them off > down the line you reject them > you keep isolating > you see others who don't isolate do better > you don't stop isolating > time keeps passing > you make even less progress compared to othersAs an independent being, you could instead learn how to develop boundaries, how to pick up on cues and ways in which others interact with people in general, and learn to reject the ones who you see a nuisances while doing the rest of the work everywhere else. But you won't.At least you could try to befriend other women, if you aren't on that level of paranoid where you see any female as a rival or enemy with second intentions with you.
JUST SAY WHO YOU'RE VAGUEPOSTING ABOUTNAME THEMWE ARE ALL MENTALLY ILL JUST SAY THEIR NAMES SO WE DON'T WORRY THAT IT'S US WHEN IT'S NOTSAY THEIR NAMES YOU STUPID RETARDS
>>99312308I've been streaming for ten years, and viewing for even more. 99% never make it. Sorry you had to find out that things are rigged. That poster has every right to not want to be anybodies fool when the pay off 99% is being able to say "I tried xyz one time and it was a total time sink waste of time" if you're lucky.
>>99312455Iriya
>>99312479THEN JUST SAY IRIYAWHO CARES IF SOMEONE SAYS KILL YOURSELFIF YOU DON'T WANT IRIYA TO POST ABOUT YOU ANYMORE THEN SAY IT
>>99312455rura :(
>>99312308Nta but there are quite a few snakes in this community and in vtubing in general, you should definitely be wary of just opening up to people
>>99312519SAME THINGIF YOU DON'T WANT RURA TO POST ABOUT YOU THEN ADDRESS HER DIRECTLYYOU DON'T NEED TO HIDE BEHIND VAGUEPOSTS
>>99312535What you're doing right now is also being a snake, anon. :-)
>>99312455Fwofie
>>99312535>you should definitely be wary of just opening up to peopleI like how I never said that, what was the point?
>>99312596People that use emotes like that are always hateful
>>99312669That was my intent in this context, yes. I'm not always hateful all the time—just to you, right now.
>>99312535all vtubers are evil. all viewers are evil.Avoid both at all costs if you want to succeed.
>>99312455Cheen
>>99312308I have no choice but to not have boundaries sorry. I'm not capable enough to be independent. So all I can do is be abused by whoever is taking care of me
>>99312705Why do you sound like one of those uwu cute bean reddit schizos
>>99312705This is smart and reasonable, and neither of us are snakes.
How do you chat with someone every day? I often don't find myself having a lot of common interests with other VTubers which makes chatting with them regular both hard and kind of boring, but I find the people I click with most to be very rare.
>>99312784DM them. You really should ask this in the viewer thread though.
>>99312784>How do you chat with someone every day?I don't! Not even with my closest friends and family.I hit them up once or twice a week.
I don’t need to vaguepost too much. I only respond when I think they’re posting about me. If they want to know my thoughts about them, then they know where they can read them.
>>99311777You are, as the kids say these days, absolutely valid.
>>99312784I send pictures, memes, ect to a few, talk about current vtuber stuff, vidya, anime, ect. It ends up being me doing most of the works though because most people are sheltered autists that don't initiate conversations and have bad social skills in general. It's quite tiring and draining so I don't actually talk to many people everyday except the ones I actually click with the most and only sporadically message others
>>99312455(You)
>>99312455Grace
>>99312883>>99313009Maybe I'll try networking with more people less frequently.
>>99313009Being a vtuber and not having autism kinda sucks a lot of the time lol
>>99313401I do have tism myself but after working customer service jobs talking to others is not nearly as stressful in comparison but still draining
>>99313254Get over her, Zeph. You had no chance with her. You have no chance with Fwofie. You should just quit.
>>99313942He would do better if he got a proper model
>>99312455I'm vagueposting about myself
>>99313009Man I hate that stuff
>>99313009>It ends up being me doing most of the works>don't initiate conversationsthey don't really want to talk to you, it's a one-sided friendship
>>99314866Probably honestly, been looking to break off contact with some of them anyway but I don't want fallout from going scorched earth
>>99315107Do it anyway I assure you we do not care.Probably be healthier anyway.
>>99315107well that's easy, just stop talking to them if they notice and ask tell them you've been busy
>>99313942Why does Zeph live rent free in your mind he's just a guy
>>99315107There's no need to scorch any earth. Just stop reaching out.
>>99315430Because he's a creep who orbits female aspies hoping to get some.
>>99315107just stop talking to them and focus more on being entertaining
>>99314061>zeph goes to /trash/>asks for critique on his model>everyone tells him it sucks>"well I like it anyway.">repeat ad nauseum
>>99309353being esl is like being rock lee in a world where everyone else is sasuke........... i must work 1000x harder than everyone...................... i will not give up............. i will not be defeated...............
>>99315890Being esl is the least of your problems
>>99311144boriscels it's so over
>>99315840You seem jealous, why dont you do it? You always accuse others nonstop and you live in the thread all year. Why havent you found any success?
I have a parasocial soft-spot for Johann but seeing the way people in his community talk to him has made me determined never to do the same. I will become a beacon of lurking, respectful appreciation that loyally tunes in for streams and comments on gameplay
>>99316036problems? heh........ a hero's journey has to be riddled with problems............ there would be no story otherwise......... with my holy 刀 Brynhildr......... i shall challenge the very gods..................
>>99316223struggle maketh man
>>99315840Has he orbited you anon? Other than geninue concern for Grace and maybe being a fan of Fwofie I haven't heard anything else about him in that way
>>99298832LAST LIMBUS STREAM OF THE WEEKEND, GONNA DO A 10 PULLhttps://www.twitch.tv/redkarnation
>>99296744FSP UPDATENot a single aspie that has applied so far is making it past the first stage of the audition process.If you haven’t applied yet, fucking do it already, you have less than 48 hours left.
is king's field a good game to stream
>>99317832If you like suffering yeah
>>99317972
That really *wasn't* your choice, was it...
>>99316336>being a fan of FwofieNo one is actually a fan. Everyone who watches her just wants to fuck her.
>>99319070Not everyone is a parasocial cuck that sees people as either sex partners or trash you know?Don't project
>>99319070That's all female vtubers. Women aren't entertaining.
>>99316036now i literally cant fall asleep because im wondering what other problems anon might have been thinking of........
>>99319364my oshi was until she graduated
>>99319308Nobody watches vtubers for fun, they all want to groom and have sex with them.
>>99319435The world is going to become a really scary place when you realize that not everyone is a copy of you
https://youtube.com/shorts/-ukA8l9efDkTerumine
average /asp/ie "good" model
Don't ever DM me again.
>>99320842Who
>>99320842Wrong text box
DM me more!
>>99320896Pillipori
I want you to DM me, don't be afraid, I'm not mad at you.
>>99321681just say who you are faggot
wow guys check out this totally cool vaguepost don't worry the person I'm talking about is totally real and totally knows that I'm talking about them. Even so, I need to make sure to treat the vtuber thread like a messaging service for some reason.
>>99322289the hint is you're a faggot
>>99322289who cares
>>99322289bro thinks he's a fucking ARG
>>99322334It's 2023, you're going to have to live to cope with my gay partyboy lifestyle, chud.
Has there ever been an /asp/ie natively from Africa?
>>99322488South Africa, yeah
>>99322488Chibii is from ethiopia
>>99320842No do dm me ever again, I won't respond because everytime I get a message I panic but it makes me happy
I want to brush Haru's tail while he tells me about his day...
>>99317461Mane-san is in this thread too?!Also good luck to whoever is applying. Remember, you don't have to do so much fanservice!! In fact both the fans and managers have told them to tone it the fuck down!!! The boys just don't listen!!!!
>>99321772 (You)>Hint is 12:12what did he mean by this?
Vagueposters would be more believable if they actually wrote like real human beings and not some sort of weird homunculi made out of teenager parts
>>99322683who the fuck cares you have a sperg voice
>>99298832https://www.twitch.tv/alastornapalm - Devil May Cry 4
>>99322804absolutely disgusting model
>>99322781What do I sound like?
>>99307277who is this in reference to because I didn't post that message man
>>99322804>ESLEVERY TIME
>>99317461I'd apply, but they probably want deep voices. I can't do any of that.
>>99319435Aspiring?
>>99323287he's got the nicest accent out of them all
>>99322641No one ever wants to brush my tail...
>>99323287Anon, do me a favor and rate everyone's voices with the tierlist. I wanna know who you think is audibly ESL and who isn't.
>>99323432Fwoofers...
I want to work on test recordings for a cover but I'm sick and it makes me want to die
>>99323475Male...
If I'm BFE, how do I network?I can't network with other BFE guys because we are in direct competition. I can't network with girls for obvious reasons.Is my best option faggots and femboys?
>>99323692>I can't network with other BFE guys because we are in direct competition.if you're retarded
>>99323692do you think gfe vtubers don't hang with exclusively women?you already have the answer to your question dumbass
>>99323692post voice and i'll answer (i'm a faggot)>i'm afraid tothen you won't make it as bfe
>>99323692Network with other BFEs and act plausibly deniably gay with them. Girls eat that up
>>99323692>Is my best option faggots and femboys?I like that you either don't consider "brotubers" an option, or you're already including them into faggots and femboys.
>>99323692>Is my best option faggots and femboys?No? Their audience is gays, and unles you are doing gay-coded BFE your audiences don't match.If you want to network with someone, do it with normie guys, or with with weirdos. The goal is to extract their female audience from them, since they aren't providing what you have so their audience lacks that fulfillment; if that seems counter-intuitive, it's because networking in the BFE field with non-BFEs IS confusing as fuck.
>>99323692Gaybait with other BFE streamers, fujos will eat it up
"I want to be BFE should I start marketing myself to gays?"
>>99323692Find femboys and collab with them, then flirt with them on stream. You're welcome.
>>99324170I mean, gays still have boyfriends
>>99324212We should ask OP. He's an expert on the subject.
Pafu had great tits.
>>99324877Yeah it's a shame she cut them off
>>99324877They looked like flash porn game tits
>>99315890Not necessarily true, or on topic. Being ESL is being ESL. Nothing more. Nothing less.If you feel like the chips are stacked against you might not be wrong, but believing the chips are stacked against you because you can order off the dollar menu in multiple languages might not necessarily be the reason why you're struggling like so many others who have tried to carve out a name in entertainment.
>>99323692You network like the same way as other vtubers network. No it doesn't have to be with fags and femboys. Just talk to whatever guys you might feel you connect well with.
Why does this thread always give the absolute worst imaginable advice to people? No wonder so many of you never get out of 2view hell.
>>99325235girls hate nasty esl voices
>>99324877I would have enjoyed being dick deep in them. She had a certain attractiveness about her.
>>99324170At this point I should just say if anyone asks questions about BFE, they shouldn’t be doing BFE at all.
>>99324877She is everything.
>>99325349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeWRd7ZEBsThere's a lot of opportunities. If there's not you can make them. What people's zeitgeist is on what's hot, and what's not changes. Otherwise we'd all still be dressed up Romans.
>>99325411There are no words to describe the majesty that’s within her.
>>99325698We are talking about the nigger girl.
>>99325662nigger you are not the pet shop boys
>>99324877Is this a eulogy?
>>99325919Yes, and she is perfectly lovely as she is.
ESL indie vtubers who are male are NGMI.
>>99326038Isn’t she also fat as fuck
>>99326005I know, but that doesn't mean you can't make a change in the current fashiones. You can somewhat meme something into reality. For example the age of 30 is in demand!
>>99326114I don't see what that has to do with her being a sweet person
>>99326142>I know, but that doesn't mean you can't make a change in the current fashionesyou can't make ugly, slurred autist ESL voices attractive
How's that model coming along /asp/?
>>99326114She’s terribly beautiful.
>>99325349This sounds like some poojeet cope.
>>99326189Waiting for my mama to be free but considering contacting two others in the meantime. Is it wrong to get the okay with one person but keep looking for others?
Great thread today guise.
WHO'S YOUR KAMIOSHI AND WHY IS IT DAIYA
>>99326096Self hating esl hands typed this post.
>>99326418post voice
>>99326460voice
>>99326460You need to gain some self confidence, Rajesh.
>>99326575that joke is only funny on /v/ to people who exclusively post on /v/ my nigger
>>99326681>joke
Snappable waist
>>99317461Fuck it, I'll apply. Just gotta scrounge up an audition tape real quick
>friend invites me to a Repo collab>some retard running his mouth trying to impress one of the girls >says he was just hoping we could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. His contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capital.>tell him of course that's his contention. He’s a first year grad student. He just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, he’s gonna be convinced of that until next month when he gets to James Lemon, then he’s gonna be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, he’s gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin’ about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
>>99326926I stopped at Repo collab. Deserved.
>sudden uptick in back to back garbage posts
Does anyone here have a nice voice or did everyone with good voices already make it?
>>99326926These shitposts are getting increasingly elaboratehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3XC6ftpaXo
>>99324008People who watch brotubers aren't going to be interested in a BFE vtuber.
None of you are BFE. That requires numbers. Women are into desirable men. Cringe losers trying to impress their 3 viewers will just seem pathetic in their eyes.
>>99296744looking for a good live2d asset goodies pack. any good ones?
>>99327288>desirable mentrue, so no /asp/ie because everyone here is ESL
>>99326189I have to redo everything. Strip it down to the bones.
>>99324170>he doesn't knowGays love straight men
>>99327154I’m a brotuber and when I did bfe, one of my regulars told me that his dick moved just a little.
>>99326975Someone crashed out
>>99327384I don't think you understood the message
>>99327412KekBased
>>99327375I'm esl and I had sex with more women than everyone else here combined.
>>99327664>i had sex with womenokay mr /vt/
>>99317461That’s their loss I would be an amazing hire and work hard for them but oh well
>have femboy model>not really gay in real life>feel like a liar and a fraud >decide to stream with a butt plug up my ass to capture the essence of being a real femboy >can’t concentrate at all because of how good it feels>towards the end of the stream I just sat there whimpering sitting in a puddle of my own cum
>>99327847Omo...
>>99327847>>have femboy modelyou dont tho.
>>99327847Maybe you're a girl
>>99326238I mean it never hurts to have a backup plan, right?>>99327383I know how that goes except usually I'm too lazy and I just say fuck it, at least when it's a personal project anyway
>>99327847You don't have to be gay. You could be a straight femboy. Very rare and niche trope that needs more love.
>>99310069hell yeah
>>99325275I don't like men.
>>99327725I didn’t believe them when they said the same thing about FSP auds last year and I won’t believe them now. Our cute boys are high quality!!!
>>99317461I sure hope you aren’t real. Otherwise we can’t trust FSP to not leak our information.
>>99328820Iriya...
>>99328908Managers have NDAs up the ass so it’s likely not. We could always send them this and prompt an internal investigation if true :)
>>99328820Then why did you ask the question: how do I network"? Can't talk to girls, won't talk to guys. What, you gonna network with nonbinaries?
>>99329089Faggots and femboys, can you read?
>>99329206May all your streams smell slightly of poop
>>99328820There are normal guys who aren't quite brotubers or bfe like Clonq, more on the nerdy side. those would be good to get to know but you'd have to have a common ground so if you're into tech or any creative skills then joining a similar circle would be your go to. You have to learn to network with people you don't like if you want to grow unfortunately, that's the nature of these types of fields.
So is "ESL" the new favorite word of the schizos or something
>>99329388it means anyone with an accent, which is gross most of the time with /asp/ies
>>99329206Ok you're retarded. You not networking is a bullet dodged on everyone else's behalf
>>99329206so men
Consider archiving particularly laughable exchanges in /asp/ and keeping them on hand for whenever someone asks for a script to read for a vocaroo.
>>99329388schizos shit on everyone
*mogs your model*
>>99329388It's a power word like "fat" that completely shuts down any argument.
>>99330082You better have a m'lady redeem
>>99330082literally who
>>99330331>>99330330twitter.com/johndoemore*mogs you in every way*https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2349784939*mogs you with my overlay to
>>99328598I'm straight and have been told my model looked like a femboy.
>>99330495feel free to post the model. if it's ugly we'll laugh
>>99330082>>99330374weird to bring up someone who hasnt streamed for over a year just to crab
>>99330720he mogs you doe
>>99330720Grace and Rura still get brought up
>>99330374>>99330811I'm emotionally untouchable because I can soak in the reality that johndoe12345 is currently mogging me and just react like the funny cigarette duck to it
>>99330974you think anyone wants to bring them up?
>>99330082Wait this dude is just hazama, I fuck w/ it
Why is your model ugly?
>>99331126>i fuck with it>looks like it cost 10 dollars on fiverr
>>99331135I thought it would be funny, and it is.
>>99331403twitch?
>>99331384You could draw your model in ms paint and I'm there.
>>99331450Post your Twitch.
>>99331513ifykyk
>>99331443hmmmmm no. >:)
>>99331683>>99331697>this terrified
This is the current state of viewercord raids huh
>>99331797ok you win...https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo
>>99331870>nastiest ESL voice imaginable16 Average viewersthats... it? and you started a YEAR AGO?
>>99322566No she is not
