Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, Claude, Ryoma And BYTHEBEAT!Luxiem:https://twitter.com/Ike_Evelandhttps://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)https://twitter.com/Vox_Akumahttps://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshirohttps://twitter.com/Shu_YaminoNoctyx:https://twitter.com/sonny_briskohttps://twitter.com/uki_violetahttps://twitter.com/alban_knoxhttps://twitter.com/fulgur_ovidhttps://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)ILUNA:https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)https://twitter.com/RenZott0https://twitter.com/AsterArcadiaXSOLEIL:https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythehttps://twitter.com/HexHaywire (graduated)https://twitter.com/Ver_VermillionKrisis:https://twitter.com/YuQWilsonhttps://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vantahttps://twitter.com/VezaliusBandageClaude:https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmarkRyoma:https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenwortBYTHEBEAT:https://x.com/Seible_2434https://x.com/KaelixDebonairhttps://x.com/Freo_2434https://x.com/ZealGinjokaFic Archive:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYiYRuPPL1ylDkqY4L9eAOcGXTMkISCBWjsZXjmcLx8Vod Archive Guide:https://aysra.github.io/archive/Guide to finding fanart on Lofter:https://rentry.org/aum8xReminder to ignore bait, spiteposting, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.Previous thread: >>99222901
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alban LOVE !
News:Zealous Releases April 18: https://x.com/ZealGinjoka/status/1908745444701745234 Bewitching Masquerade releases worldwide in May: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1904844318235648513 Upcoming merch collabs: https://weibo.com/7324393029/5145600418382474 Outfit status: Pio SoonMerch on sale:Rise and Shine VPFantastic Postal ServiceLuca BdaySP collect collabBTB Welcome GoodsProjects:Noctyx VTL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TadZHzDF8 Zeal Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0C5eWLLdlg Kaelix Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_DgMTC_ho Freo Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q6LyU3rb7M Seible Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf8oVq82WiE By The Beat Debut Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ6UxUutPRI Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=184x6t8U0kA Ren 3D:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwd1-KLlM6U
>>99297395so excited for zeals ep
thanks for baking!
wife LOVE! thanks for baking!damn claude is still going
Thanks for baking~Waking up at the same time as yellow boys~
Seible getting parasocial w/ seinyans rn
>>99299171Most parasocial boy
thanks for baking <3 boyfriend LOVE
>>99299171he makes it so hard not to cheat… he’s too good. every time i watch his vods i just want want to spoil this sheltered boy
Seible love! After today's mengen, I can confirm Seible is totally in love with seinyans. The way he let us know how overprotective he is of us, how he cares about us a little too much, and straight up saying he loves us with no hesitation in the most sincere voice... my yume delusions are going haywire.
>>99302080he took a class from seible for double stream hell i love watching him, this is my dream >>99302445i’m watching the vod now, it’s refreshing to see someone so open and welcoming about this kind of dynamic. he feeds his yumes so well, i’m a little jealous…
Oh people are getting their ryoma papes on Twitter hopefully mine comes soon
>>99302662I'm so happy I could cry. It really is an amazing feeling to have someone who isn't shy about showing their heavy love and actually enjoys flirting and teasing. Hoping Kaelix feeds his debonheirs when he opens up his membership this week!!
daily black and white yaoi https://poipiku.com/5492390/11614407.html
wife announced the amogus lineup>On Wednesday, we have a PACKED lobby of Among Us with so many Niji EN members that we're going to have to rotate people every now and then so that everyone can join. Joining us will be:>Finana, Elira, Rosemi, Reimu, Vox, Luca, Aia, Doppio, Claude, Wilson, Vanta, Ryoma, Seible, Kaelin, Freo and Zeal.
>>99302080btb one month… time to find out what cursed name we’ll get since the majority vote was being led by underaged fangirls
>>99304052Who's Kaelin
>>99303998ToT nice
merry homestuck
>>99304092
The current is strong today help
>>99306644Renvader......
Someone(manesan, anyone) tell Freo to take it easy when reading supas or atleast read them at appropriate timings...Please stop reading off topic supas during a COLLAB or in a middle of some boss fight like T~T I'm so used to others reading them after they're done with gaming even if I send them mid-stream or sometimes not read them on stream at all. It felt so awkward when he paused to read a supa irrelevant to the thing he was doing. I mean I'm thankful and all but that was a jumpscare T~T He can always read them all after he's done gaming, maybe it's just his style or the fresh debut phase..
>>99306715And worse is when he says stuff like "oh I noticed you changed your pfp!", "thank you for coming today too!" It's sweet and all but every single time... I'm just not used to it is all sorryTTAnd I feel like people keep announcing that they're going to work, class etc and it would be fine if he read them during his ending zatsu but he keeps reading them when he's in middle of intense gaming. I didn't notice it when I watched it live but watching a VOD of a live I missed, it was so... idk. I'm just wondering how long he'll keep it up, I'm hoping it's just a debut phase
>>99306715this tends to be one of those debut growing pains that a lot of them have to grow out of... it's fine on twitch when you stream to an audience of like 10 people, but it's a bit much when you have hundreds of people watching.
>>99307078>>99306715yikes.. i had to leave a vtuber i was watching because his streams would be overtaken by SC's directing it instead, and he seemed to pay special attention to a small group of attention whores in chat. made it frustrating to watch him, and like I was the 3rd wheel in some friend group.Try leaving a comment on an alt talking about your concerns.
>>99306644hoping you and ren stay safe and relatively dry! someone mentioned that it looks like he has a little raincoat on and i can’t stop seeing it. so cute! <3
so are 3D debuts a gurantee for nijis? how long does it take? I'm new to nijisanji so unsure how it works unlike with holo where it takes usually a year to get 3D
>>99306715oh yikes, i definitely think it’s part of the debut growing pains. i couldn’t really watch freo as much as i want to because of this, especially since a large chunk of young and vocal doremin are especially possessive towards him to the point it feels like being a casual fan feels like it’s not good enough. adding to what >>99307395 said, he seems to read every comment and takes feedback into heavy consideration, so maybe that would work. ganba, doremin ;;;
>>99307875There's a queue, we're expecting xoleil and krisis 3D this year at least. So about a year or so until BTB's.
>>99307897>>99307395I'll just sit this out for couple of weeks more to see how long this will go on. He says he wants to sincerely convey his gratitude and is grateful for every support he receives which is sweet but I'm worried that if he keeps this up the fans he'll cultivate are gonna be insufferable and turn newbies away. I love that he is a very hardworking but eventually he needs to realize that certain stuff he does can lower viewing experience for many.So far from what I've seen EN fans are pretty normal with their attitude but the JP ones are... Even though I barely know any Japanese, I think I've already memorized how to say "I'm going to work/bed/class" and "thnk u for coming today too!" and so on with how many times I've heard it per stream.It's probably just a debut phase haha
>>99306715>>99307078i have the same concerns. yes it is pretty sweet of him to remember and try to be so thoughtful but it feeds onto the attentionwhores who keep trying to grab his attention every single way they are able to and deteriorates chati am giving him the benefit of the doubt since he might not be used to having a large fanbase, but if it continues someone will have to say something
>>99308262yeah give it a set amount of time until you decide what you want to do next
unpopular opinion but i do miss kyo sometimes... i grew up in a family of people who communicate by being a smartass so his humor worked for me. i truly think if they'd given him any other model he wouldn't have been so divisive, but part of the reason he was funny is because he looked like that and then delivered so much tactical sass. i know a lot of people didn't like him and that's very fair, i understand why he's polarizing and why his personality was not for everyone. but he was funny to me and i miss the banter he had with other people in collabs.anyway here's wonderwall.
>>99306715this is advice that his audience can give him at any time, while remaining courteous of course. wife would read supas mid-stream at first too but it all came to a head when he played firewatch and it was disruptive enough it kinda ruined the stream. he took the feedback and started reading them at the end of stream ever since.
gay green ojisan schedule
>>99312054>collab with AlbanSexcat finally found another ojisan to play with
>>99309383I enjoyed him from time to time. He had some not great moments but I do miss what he brought to Iluna. I just wish what he did after he left for the moon didn't happen so I could look back at him more positively.
https://x.com/furuyawn/status/1911264047929987110Suha....
>>99312602nta, qrd?
im back! catching up on vods while im on the lake is pretty nice. i still have more to watch though ueueue>>99309383yeah he was my favorite after ren, i really loved the renkyo dynamic and i felt like he really pulled ren into collabs a lot which was nice. he was really funny and everything but the corpo rules i feel kept him in line a lot. after he graduated and started acting more himself it was easy to move on, but i dont think anyone will replace him as ren's best friend in niji sadly. his dynamic with enna and some of the others was really fun too. his collab with alban so fucking funny. KAELIX PLEASE BE RENS NEW BEST FRIEND
https://x.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1911531630755496441Ryoma is just like me, have plans and everything until the nieces and nephews pop up
https://www.youtube.com/live/YJ4J0-f1f-4Freo jp zatsu
Kaelix time
if you could use a boy as a pillow while relaxing, who would you pick? your oshi? someone who looks cuddlier? though i wouldn't say he's my oshi (i think he's wonderful however!!) i imagine alban would be incredibly good to snuggle...
i love our husband
Hell yeah kaelix was a glee enjoyer
>>99316675Ren definitely seems like he's a cuddler!
kaelix whistling for and calling romani always does something to me. help
>>99316675Uki, Sonny, Doppio and Claude are all boys I'd like to cuddle or nap with.Not to be too easy or like a slut but also Kaelix.
>>99316675my wife's cushy breasts
>>99316675kaelix loves to sleep, so cuddling an napping with him would seem so nice… but i also want to be coddled by seible who i know would be super clingy </3
>>99316675i think ren or fuuchan because cuddling overheats me really fast and i think ren might be cold blooded and fuuchan is a cyborg so hed be a bit colder on the metal parts or maybe he could have built in cooling for me
someone compiled a timeline for legatus505, this is pretty useful>>99318367lore-wise he could be a full android now so you could absolutely use him as a cooler when it's warm
New niche fantasy, Kaelix gently holding my face to examine my eyes and diagnosing me with a rare eye disease kek.
Just joined the stream and Kaelix is calling me a pervert
Kaelix taking on twenty-five perverts... whoa...
i would never lie to kaelix
Do you think if you sabotaged the condoms Kaelix would believe every single one broke naturally?
>>99319391ToT baby trapping Kaelix by poking holes in his condoms and making him believe he broke them!
I'm filled with so much hatred for people pushing Hoyo games... That's probably because people kept telling Ike that Genshin is just like Nier.
>>99320472>genshin is like nier*kaelix voice* WHAT
I had a dream about Hex Haywire x Zeal Ginjoka collab and it was very sex.
>i’m not good if i don’t follow the rules and can’t be useful to people i want to give him everything i own
He deserves everything and I want to make his favourite foods for him, forever.>>99320962Apparently the combat is the same and supposedly the music is equally good.To borrow some phrasing, my heart is unyielding and full of hatred for such people.
>>99321470i want to give him my 4.99 a month>>99321601okay this hurt my soul
>good girli can fight god
Has wife interacted with all the new boys already? I loved to watch his first interactions with a new wave....
kaelix can be the mountain person to my ocean person and we can have a tragic romance just like in the really good korean movie decision to leave go watch it
>>99322084he interacted with freo during ren's birthday totsu and kaelix during their joint nintendo birthday party stream. i don't think he's interacted with seible on stream yet and this week will be the first time with zeal.
>she's so prettyoh no
>>99322250Thanks for the streams!! I'll go watch them. I hope they all come to bond with wife
Would you eat bugs for Kaelix?
>>99325755yeah. ive eaten fried meal worms before. and chocolate ants, and those lolipops with the scorpion inside. i also had a moment where i had banana chips and overnight i left them open and the next day i was eating them in the dark and i turned the lights on and it was full of ants
>>99325755bugs don’t taste that bad if they’re cooked
>>99325755There are grosser things than bugs I would eat for kaelix
kaelix is such an attention whore
he's so dog coded
not having a rice cooker is insane
god bless romani being in this game and getting so many “good girl” timestamps out of kaelix. i’m ascending. i quite literally prayed for this
>>99324459me too! he already gave freo and kaelix nicknames
>nobody can handle kaelix i need to bite down on something
I'm falling so hard. I wish nothing but the best for this boy
>i’m one of the kids
kaelix apparently oshis everyone in nijisanji
>>99328744BASED
hi debonbons, how is kaelix's rise and shine vp? on the fence of getting it because i already have 4 other vps in my cart...
>i’ll give it to you any night
sometimes i get a little bit jealous of japanese listeners because i feel livers like them more. Maybe because they are generally polite and cute? I know this kind of emotion are irrational and i might totally misunderstand so just a little bit… have to study japanese!
>>99330270it’s really worth it if you already have his welcome vp! but by itself it’s still really good despite him being very new to this. very domestic feel to it. i was kicking my feet, but i’m biased
wowie demon pacing himelf
this boy is on fireeeeee
I love being a unityfaghttps://x.com/shxtou/status/1911603488552853903>>99330999Friday and Sunday is gonna be crazy. And damn, Willy’s in a lot of collabs this week
>>99330939Two btb collabs!!
>>99331454ugh i clicked the link and i forgot i had him blocked, wish he'd go back to avoiding nijis
>>99331454>WILwho the fuck calls him wil
>>99330939this art makes me think unholy thoughts>captcha: STARhe is one...
>>99331454well if there's nothing nice to say
>>99331454I don't know about this one chief
>>99331454i'm happy leader is socializing and playing together with other people...
>>99331454Altare collabing with Elira despite being friends with Doki is kinda funny kek
husband is ending...
Lets keep peace in this thread nenners
i love the big niji collabs thank you fuuchan
We've seriously had them a month already? It feels more like a few days...Among Us, Zeal's EP, Sandrock, Karaoke... It's a nice week. I hope we get more big collabs but also more spontaneous stuff.
such a packed schedule ^^ eating good
is vanta's watchalong going to be archived :( i can't afford memba rn
>>99331997is he doing well? last i heard about him is that he had to take a break.
>>99332599i'm glad wife has the drive to organize them again
zeepaws straightbaiting is starting to get to me what do I do
>>99332985He took a long hiatus for many reasons and even considered walking away, but he was able to recover and reflect some in his absence, and decided to stay for his fans and the other starsen boys. I'm relieved he's still here, for many reasons. I'm happy we will be seeing him more again, too...
kaelix outro pavloving me into depression again…>>99333096he’s a slut for the attention, feed into it too and he’ll continue to feed you well
>>99333133happy for you anon glad the hiatus has really been able to help him then
>>99333096embrace it, it's not like he's against it, he encourages it even
anyone got that clip of vox literally falling to pieces over an image of a dog? i just want to see it again. shota vox as payment.
happy birthday arlivehttps://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1779357147601793350
>>99333464happy birthday AR live and homestucki can't believe an entire year has passed... i'm glad we toughed it out.
Kaelix is gone. I miss Kaelix
>>99333363that was during someones birthday wasnt it? im trying to remember when that was as well now
he needs correction
>>99333363it was during a wiwa stream iirc
>>99333363https://youtu.be/j4hwTGg86UM
gonna rewatch arlive and cry today
>>99333910thank you anon!>>99333464a fucking year... god it's been hell on earth but we made it to the other side...
>>99333660we gotta hang in until tuesday, sisterwife… mondays will always be grim for us it seems </3
listening to kaelix’s goodnight welcome vp to calm down from all the times kaelix kept saying “good girl” on stream today. i’m so fucking easy for him. this is tragic </3
>>99333464It is amazing how much happened from its initial date to its final one. Even more amazing how much the livers and fans endured before and after that
>>99334675please tell me theres good girl timestamps from his previous zelda streams ToT
>>99334735i’m not too sure about the previous streams but i think i got you for this one if you want them?
>>99334917yes i would love them onegai ;w;
>>9933497035:08 - “she’s so good”1:42:24 - the big one “good girl, you did so good”3:27:47 - “be a good girl and stay right there” 4:27:58 - “she’s such a good girl” “i put her through the ringer every day and she still loves me” bonus 4:27:11 - kaelix accidentally bombs romani and is extra apologetic, resulting in him being extra affectionatei need to be hosed down
https://x.com/semi_finalfight/status/1911616946858246492sexo art
>>99335864im very arigatouful for this, anon <3
>>99336019yw <3 chu!
gn nenners ily chuuu renkae collab PLEASE
>>99335865hope we get VPs like this for EN
>>99338578*SMACK*
>>99338578bites him so hard you could fit a retainer off the perfect mold of my teeth on his ass
parasocial boy toy posted his schedule
>>99340182I'm curious to see his dynamic with his senpais
i keep meaning to post goodnight but then i find a sexy photo of wife so i post that instead
gunnai nenners, i hope you all have sex dreams of your oshi
>>99342098goodnight! id rather dream of my oshi streaming at all...
>>99342435you and me both, quill. you and me both...
genuinely need more of these two together. the sex potential between the most puritan and the most perverted is high and i need people to realize that
what are the chances that we’re not going to be called “heartbeats”?
>>99343199BTB seemed to really like Lullabytes…
>>99343874They really liked heartbeats too, don't lose hope. It's just the damn hashtag...
>>99343199I'm going to be a Beater no matter what they say.
>bamboozling >getting bamboozled
>>99331454I know I should be used to it since this is nijisanji and I'll probably get told to go to the other thread for this but the all boys + 1 single girl collabs are really fucking weird
>>99345501kek he's so expressive i love it
>>99345682He's giving me Kyo flashbacks.
>>99345817Zali snake is kinda gross because it looks like he could be human flesh all the way down…
kaelix was cute when he learned that huevos also means balls
>>99345625Yeah you really should get used to it lol.I genuinely don't get ppl like you, what about it makes you uncomfortable? Are you a guy or a girl
>>99345625Unless the girl is fucking obnoxious and is vibing i don't give a shit
>>99335864I feel tingly... FUCK U KAELIX
>>99327997Time stamp anon
>>99345625It doesn't really bother me either. Personally, Shoto is the bigger issue kek
Monkey time soon
https://x.com/nijisanji_app/status/1911706064506237432
>>99347091I didn't say I was uncomfortable. I just said it's really weird. If they added another girl or two I wouldn't have said anything. I would just feel awkward if it were me.
https://x.com/krisisonkrisis/status/1911668639196946845
It is monkey time
Vox……
>>99347091Judging by the typing style, it's the same flip schizo from main trying to shit up the thread. Just ignore him.
>>99349582You couldn't be more wrong. Not everyone you disagree with is a schizo.
>>99348905UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looking at some cute art and this made me laughhttps://x.com/kyuhwa_work/status/1911645313879969989
>>99349915The willy part and ike using vox to open a treasure chest got me cracking up
https://x.com/mi__uxuchocolat/status/1911656537778798694
>>99350321I didn't know freo uses boku, I am gonna become an ojisan
good morning nenners <3 listened to kaelix’s rise and shine vp again as soon as i woke up. it’s so over for me >>993473003:41:39
>>99345625You get used to it in time... at the end of the day we're all just people. These are just entertainers, all on an even playing field to one another, creating content and having fun along the way. Pic unrelated.
>>99348493I can't believe they're two already.....
>>99350491I keep clicking the play button but it's not moving.
>>99350507Gotta upgrade for that function bro.
Vox gamer genes have kicked in
>>99345625complaining about it now when it's valorant is weird, that particular girl has been in the valo stacks for over a year now. hell, jp had a league collab with 1 girl and 4 guys yesterday. it's not out of the norm at all
>>99350695He put his controller though his desk while yelling slurs already?
>>99350762No he's just being autistic about getting the kong letters
https://x.com/xhkkal/status/1911190385981817298
>>99348493https://fxtwitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1911713539913363543They put speakers on the acrylic stands...
oh boy demon's first rocket barrel level
what are the chances of kaelix being aroace
>>99351330We're pretty rare in the population, but anything can happen.
>>99351330 i'm betting biromantic
new legatus art! maybe they'll draw more comics>>99351651reverse wife...
>watching the splatoon vod>Kaelix keeps calling Marina his queenI just know its big, it has to be.. I have a chance...he and I are gonna make the hottest swirl fr fr on god no cap
demon malding time
they should both be 150cm
>>99352604>2.0 outfit>DK>daipan maldingSo back, we are
>>99352383Whats a swirl
I love my oshi but I find it problematic that bitch apparently doesn't wear socks. You guys got anything about your oshi that makes you want to flick them on the forehead? Silly shit only, I say this in jest.
>>99351391>>99351651idk if it’s the blatant autism or the traditional hick upbringing but the way he’s just so oblivious to almost every innuendo has me wondering. there’s nothing wrong with it if he is, though. it might put a momentary pause on my horny posting at most but i’m unfortunately insatiable
>>99352949wife thinks it's ok to wear shoes in the house...... i hope he stopped doing that with his new floors
>>99352949my boyfriend wants a boyfriend. ironically enough, he can’t have fruit. i love fruit… besides that, he’s unfortunately perfect
>>99352856NTA but swirling can be a word for racemixing >>99352949>no socksCounterpoint, this can be converted into a positive if you Imagine The Smell
>>99352949Rens biggest flaw is that he's a dog person
>>99352955He could just be stupid (I say this fondly), I'm pretty on the up with innuendo and a fairly prolific degenerate despite my entire lack of interest in personally partaking in anything. Honestly as someone who wants to corrupt Freo, tie him to a chair, and edge him until he starts creating new compound Spanglish terminology, follow your dreams! Sometimes the most innocent are the most alluring... I certainly see the appeal in being the one to show Kaelix new experiences and blow his mind, among other things.
>>99352731Next outfits trust me
>>99352949The way demon plays platformers makes me wanna shake him. He’s so soulsbrained that he goes so slow and kills himself over and over and I just want to rewire his brain a lil
>>99353130biting my fist… i don’t think i have a virgin kink but every time i think of my headcanon of kaelix being hung but having absolutely no idea how to use it, my vision gets spotty
wife outer wilds DLChttps://youtu.be/L2TZrGB3v-w
i've missed wife's whistling
newbie anon here.i'm confused. Does Kaelix intend on opening SC's soon, or is he gonna stick with streamlabs? hope its the latter because of a past experience with an old oshi, I almost became allergic to the words "thank you for the superchat"
>>99354176He will have monetization soon
>>99354176stop fucking announcing that you guys are new and learn to lurk jesus christ, go back
>>99354176basically what they said plus watch streams he's talked about this maybe 5 times now
New computer today! And Mario Party with Rosemi on Thursday!
>>99354419>newfag didn’t even watch streamsClassic
head in my hands. listening to seible’s bfe menshi to push through on filing taxes8k USD per month in taxes… just shoot me nenners>>99354176go back to main or twitter
>>99354419it's even on his schedule
>don’t watch streams>don’t even check his twitter>come crying to /here/ instead Newfags really are retarded
shepherd is so moe with the hood and glasses i don't know how to explain it. i want to see him get molested
>>99354551Damn are you rich
seinyans helpI missed many streams. But which stream did “chandelier” come from?
>find another universe with blackjack and hookersbut you're in this one already
demon keeps doing the same thing and expecting the game to change
in the depths of my yume arc. i’m currently waiting on 5 commissions of my oc x kaelix. i’m really excited, but there’s no way anyone else is going to see these once they’re done because i’m a bit embarrassed that i’m in this deep </3>>99355091grain of salt, a large chunk of it is due to self-employment tax
back when babygirl mane-san was around, noctyx wanted to do a castaway kind of 3D stream at a camping site where fuuchan gave them challenges in the wild. it ended up becoming the fuji Q video since the original idea was too complicated
>>99355548Rich entrepreneur nenner....
Babygirl manesan....deserted island would have been fun but the video we got was good too
>>99355797i hope he's doing well wherever he is, wife was lucky to have him
Time to catch up on ryoma magic stream
has anyone ever sent fanmail? do you ever find out if your oshi/intended talent recceived it? do you ever find out if it gets trashed?
day without boyfriend. i miss boyfriend
>>99357906multiple livers have talked about their fan letters on stream and on twitter
thighfucking wife
gachafags don't be annoying in chat challenge IMPOSSIBLE
>>99359734Why must the gambling addicts be the most annoying people to ever live?
>>99359862like i get it, i'd be happy too if wife wanted to play arknights, but i'm under no illusions as to what it is and the stream has moved on already, let it go
time limits in games stress me out
wife's bruised blue knees from spending too much time at the local gloryhole
>i'm too babyRAAAAAPE
>>99355326Pretty sure it's from the recent menshi
>>99355753rich entreprenenner...
wtf we have another ace nenner i thought i was the only one
>>99363635Apparently there's at least three of us kek
>>99363729how are we multiplying we don't even have sexyou could say we'reasexually reproducing
The aliens are pretty cute when they aren't jerky! Oh, now its spooky....
>>99363635i'm vaguely ace i'll have sex but it's more abt the other person than me i think it's why i prefer giving hand stuff and overstim/denial over actual sex/being touched or maybe my ex just sucked at it lmao i still want to touch kaelix inappropriately
>>99364026I've been making clones since the early days of the thread, sorry
>>99363635the anon who used to take care of the fic archive was ace.. he was also really tall. we joked that it was wife visiting the thread
He's getting more powerful as his EP approaches
>>99364243the original fic archive databasist..... we need a memorial for all the anons>>99364128this is me in a way, I fantasize about running my hands over someone but never doing anything else, just the touch...
>>99363635im probably ace or not idk. i just remember with my first boyfriend using the "i'm waiting for marriage" excuse even though im an atheist and dont even want to get married kek. I also see sex more as something i probably want to cross off my bucket list before i die, rather than something I cant live without, even though i've turned down every opportunity i've had to try it.
Newfriends... I will throw you a bone. This advice will serve you well in many social situations.This is not a nice place on a global, website-wide level. Displaying your newness will open you to bullying and scorn. Since the point of this Mongolian fly-fishing forum is that everyone is a faceless individual that can come and go interchangeably, identifying yourself is generally counter to the expectations of others. While some board locals do emerge in literally any thread that sticks around long enough, that is not necessarily a good thing, nor is it something to be desired, and the fact of the matter is even those who "avatarfag" (post using the same character as a means of identifying some characteristic, usually favoritism to that character) can easily lose that identity if they simply stop posting the same set of images. The culture of this website (and places like it) is to lurk before speaking: or, to watch how others interact and do your own research before asking a question to avoid drawing unnecessary attention to yourself with your behavior, and clogging up the thread with questions for which the answer is self-evident (Kaelix's monetization is literally on his schedule this week.) This has gotten harder to do given that most people use phones now, and phone internet is deliberately nerfed to uselessness, but the expectation is that you will at least make an effort. It's okay to make mistakes, and we all ask to be spoonfed from time-to-time, but for your own sake, learn to independently research things before turning to your peers, and take in how people communicate in a given space so that you can follow their lead. People speak relatively normally here, all things considered... some boards have a characteristic lingo so distinct that you can clock that someone goes there even if you see them in the wild on another website. Learning to switch communication styles so this doesn't become you is also a good idea. It will serve you well online, and in the real world, to be able to code switch in this way.At the end of the day, new people aren't unwelcome, quite the contrary -- but the expectation is that you will understand how to interact without outing yourself as a newcomer, for your own safety. Lurk moar, use google, and welcome to 4chan.
>>99364746idk.. isnt there a difference between being a tripfag attention whore trying to become a thread celebrity, and just a newfag asking for advice (as long as it doesn't last more than just one thread?)>t. been on 4chan since 2010
>>99364901i wish the attention whores in main used trips...
>>99364901Certainly. Newcomers are welcome, and asking questions is fine. This board just has a tendency to draw in a higher-than-background share of newcomers to chansites as a whole, so I thought it might be helpful to provide a word of caution to try and prevent newcomers from getting passed around like a rosebud stumbling into /here/ from main.>here since 2010from a similar timeline and... i don't know how i feel at the realization that this website is one of the few constants in my life... fuck.
>no asexuals alloweddon't look anons
someone tell wife vivienne westwood has a bunch of penis-themed jewelry
>>99365354good luck trying to keep me out literal fuckers
>>99363635i’m definitely aro but not ace </3 i see you, nenner neighbors… though sometimes i get confused because i like sex more as a concept in terms of fantasies and the media i consume rather than an actual practice i want to carry out? idk, maybe i just had lame sex that dampened my opinion of it.sex with dog boyfriends
i literally just woke up and i'm ready for another nap... boy streams cozy... day warm... consciousness fading...
>>99364746Whats funny is avatarfagging is so easy in vtuber threads because people mostly post their oshi anyway. Getting berated on 4chan when I was younger definitely did teach me how to "fit in" in pretty much any other online group though. 4chan people just tend to be more harsh. It's also a good lesson on not to take things super personally and don't give up just because someone calls you a random name. But I do enjoy that nenmen isn't as cringe as most other threads in terms of gatekeeping leniency.
>>99366170I'm honestly glad that newcomers find their way here, honestly... this thread is fairly straightforward and less populated by misery than a lot of generals (site-wide, it's far from a vtuber problem.) It's about as soft of a landing as you can hope to have.
>>99366170ntm that every thread seems to have people that just hate each other and the livers the thread centers around. nenners are just horny
aww wife........... i'm really glad he's grown from confident in himself
>>99366364i like this thread so far. reminds me of husbando threads on other boards, just mostly chill and doesn't focus too much on drama. nice change of pace from the chaos of this board
kaelix must have a witch enchanting his streams or something. why am i window shopping for nui clothes for him? he doesn’t even have a nui yet. he was born yesterday. i drafted 3 versions of the messages i’m gonna send for the rainbow i’m giving him on saturday. shoot me in the face
Windows 11 hate!
>>99366364that seems to be an issue in a lot of spaces... people gather to bitch about things they perhaps enjoyed once, but no longer enjoy -- perhaps they haven't realized they've fallen out of interest with it, perhaps they haven't found something to replace it with yet -- and it brings down the vibe of the community overall (and it's a problem in a lot of spaces, far beyond the scope of this board.) nenners just wanna fuck/marry/kill their oshis and it's refreshing.>>99366647do not understand why people have been upgrading to it lately. it's not worth it. it's still not in a position for mass consumer adoption imo...
Oh while we are on the topic of asexuality. Sorry if this is ignorant or whatever but I've never really talked to anyone who was ace. Do you still have sexual urges or do you just not get horny? Do you masturbate? What do you masturbate to? I assume you still find people attractive since we all talk about liking hot anime men but where does that end? I'm just a gay boomer so it's kinda confusing to me so I'll take an opportunity to learn while I can
snatching wife's hood and using his horns as handlebars
uki got a face full of wife's chest hair...>i'm a big boy, i go peepee standing upTOT TOT TOT
wife is such a woman about his hair... he'd kill himself if he ever started balding...
>>99366734 I still do things to myself etc when the mood strikes. I just do not have that urge at all when it comes to other humans. You could put Timothee Chalamet (or w/e boy women thirst after now) in front of me asking if I wanted sex with him and i'd say no almost instinctively, i'd prob want to hold his hands though. But it depends on the ace. there are aces that just dont engage in sex at all no matter whether its reading smut, engaging with real people w/e..it just repulses them. I'm just neutral on the whole thing
>>99366734It varies from person to person. Some people are ace but have a high libido, others might have next to nothing. Some might be actively repulsed by the thought, and most fall somewhere on the spectrum between extremes. Puritans like to use sex-repulsed aces as a gotcha to further their agenda of fucking people over and sanitizing the internet in the name of protecting the vulnerable, and to them I say a hearty and sincere "kill yourself". For me personally... bodily fluids cause me dismay, and I do not want to interact with people as a general rule, but if a trusted person, or perhaps a stranger I will never meet again, asked for a helping hand, I may be inclined to lend a literal hand for the novelty of the experience, or as a favor to a friend. I am interested in control aspects of kink, and making others feel good is a good feeling. But I do not desire reciprocal attention towards myself, and would in fact be uncomfortable with that form of attention. I do not generally self-insert or yume anyone, but I am drawn to content where sexual things are happening between others -- am a fujin, but not a yumejin. I am capable of orgasm, and while I generally don't have much of a libido to speak of, once in a blue moon something will turn me into a feral lunatic (at which point I whine to my loved ones: getting off did not solve my problem, for god's sake how do you live like this??) I tend to have atypical responses to a lot of shit for my own reasons, so consider me an outlier even for aro-ace folk.
fraudian slip... is what i'd call what happened to a thief who slipped on ice and spilled all the stolen phones he had in his bag onto the ground on our uni campus years back. it takes a special kind of evil to steal from poor uni students
>confirmed no wife nijienchanted eversob
>>99368103MAN.........
>>99366734It really depends on the person, but:>Do you still have sexual urges or do you just not get horny?Still get horny, just not directed at anyone or anything in particular.>Do you masturbate? What do you masturbate to?Occasionally. I have zero wishes to be touched by or touch anyone sexually, but my hands can do the job fine and it still feels good. If I'm actually thinking about any scenario during, it is only as an observer and not as a participant.>I assume you still find people attractive since we all talk about liking hot anime men but where does that end?In an aesthetic pleasing way, sure. I have no desire to be involved, but I can appreciate looks, especially in obviously fictional/anime characters. I really only ship because self inserting/yume stuff does nothing for me personally, but I'm glad yumes are being so well fed recently.
>>99366734I have a long answer to type bear with me..,
wife begging and whining to get a piece of fanart... he begs very prettily
>>99368399He feels the same as we do when good art disappears...
>>99363635I'm pretty sure there's a lot of sexless fags here. I'm aroacet. chocokun
ok nenners what are you http://poal.me/lkx2ab
noctyx want me to kill myself so bad being this mushy and attached
>>99366734>do you still have sexual urges?yes, but i have no desire to act on them physically with another person >do you masturbate?yes>what do you masturbate to?whatever is brainrotting me at the moment. a lot of the times it has to be audio only, or the audio has to be the main focus. it lets my mind conjure up its own ideal scenarios that aren’t too vivid. even art is too much for me, even if it’s what tempts me in the first place.>where does the attraction end?for me, it’s very superficial but in varying degrees. if it’s an actual person that i am directly in contact with, the only way i’d be able to get off is with phone sex because being physically with them during that moment would be very distressing for me. but i’d also prefer to not know them too intimately, because attraction usually dampens for me the more i get to know someone. i think this is where nenmen come into play, because these are all obviously charismatic and nice sounding men putting on some sort of act, so i’m able to be attracted to the idea of them and the concept of their unrealistic character. my desire stops at the vtuber itself, it doesn’t extend to the person behind the character.
>>99368803NTA but I've thought about that sometimes. I tend to be more drawn to animated and fictional representations of people, rather than real-life people, in terms of aesthetic interest and sexualized considerations. A lot of the reality of sex that people I know are heavily drawn to -- scents, tastes, textures, all the things which reinforce the humanity and physicality of the act and heighten their enjoyment of it -- are things which I personally find off-putting. For them, sex is also a bonding act with their partner(s) and that bond is quite important to them, while for me... I do not relish the concept of reciprocal interest, to put it mildly. I wonder if vtubers feel like a safer and more preferable option to real people for some of us because they are a step removed from the realities of sex. No mess, no feelings, we can be as yume as fujo as we like (so long as we don't cross the boundary of harassing the actual livers) and and care deeply and sincerely for the streamers we watch but there's never a threat of that being reciprocated beyond the vague, nebulous concept of being "chat". And there's always someone wiling to engage with you about what kind of sex that streamer is having with (you) or their genmates, with tons of art and fic to poke through and keep your interest... for someone like me who does not at all feel comfortable or want to be part of proceedings, vtubers have been a really welcome vessel for me to project my interests onto.>>99369869what you said! my attraction is to the character and while I can care deeply for the person behind the scenes as an individual, it is in the sense of wanting the best for them -- the noctyx offkai made me cry -- and not in the sense of lusting after them physically. i still peropero anytime someone posts a sliver of uncovered skin after a handcam stream but it's more for the lewdness of seeing something we weren't meant to see and less of an attraction to The Flesh.
>>99369149anon is trying to dox us
He can't even stop saying lewd stuff even just talking about it kek
>>99369149>secret fourth thing no straighties allowed
i'm glad wife is airing all this out even if the people it's addressed towards aren't here to hear it, it's useful to have as a reference for the future.
I'm the only straight female here
HAHAHA cat sneaks into wife's bedroom then hides under the bed for ten minutes before jumping into it
>>99370868demis.... anon hates vanta...
