This thread is made to discuss and find English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR.>Ongoing streamshttps://vt.rita.moe/?tag=genre:ASMR&tag=lang:Englishhttps://vt.rita.moe/?tag=thread:/tingles/https://asmrfarm.com/ (Mixed JP/EN)rentry with useful information: https://rentry.org/tinglesvtPrevious thread: >>99268265
Mom and Dad meet my wife
Bros Zenya is unironically stupid, the file she posted on patreon is over 20gb. I hope she reads my maro. I explained how to download from twitcast and how to crop with avidemux. The DEI anon was right.
>>99311719KEKW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGX_IFhy1Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ak0y7hRPMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeIRi3kESvEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epa-dLyLh4ghttps://www.youtube.com/@zenyahima uploadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgzzQQCprAUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYBxQPuCCyEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oWFpB5tqUUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR_MCM4B81Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZHxb5uxFEhttps://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger 9pm ptshit tonight
>>99311719>The DEI anon was right.oh no
moth pussy
i LOVE menis
I think Zenya is very smart and cute and sweet and sexy and the ideal girl.
https://www.twitch.tv/yunoYuno is still going
>unrestrained zenya could easily live on her own >restrained zenya will never earn enough money to move out
>>99311719she's lucky she's cute
>Rye either lost or broke her asmr micSounds like ASMR isn't in the cards.
Cera GFE
>blessed cute girls collabI'm happy
>>99311390I less than 3 you?
>>99312284they are very similar, the truth is that it was worth it to bring them closer, they will be good friends and they will be less menheras
>Rye will not do ASMR, lied about her mic being brokenBoobros ruined her.
>>99312583she didn't last a day without lying, this woman is another level
fuck boobros I'm a boob bro, who's with me
>>99312030I can't watch this because every time I try I get put off by the way her mole slides around her chest like she's sealed inside a skintight layer of plastic and the mole is just a sticker on the outside.
>>99312639you're seeing it wrong, it's her boob that's moving, flesh is cool
>>99312716That's what it's supposed to be yes, yet the illusion is extremely unconvincing.
>>99312353Friends are just another avenue to be menhera about.
>>99312639daily multiple hour boob licking sessions as a means for mole removal send post
holy fuck thank you anon who uploaded that zenya
Ahem.I like Fakyra. That is all, thank you.
>>99313908The king is based, she has some good free shit on fansly just for following herhttps://fansly.com/FakyraXOXO/posts
Heartbeat hate.This post is about Shiki.That is all.
>>99314530Fuck you
>>99314530shikis asmr is really good, and like her voice.
>>99314799Don't have to ask me twice, I have a Zenya vod awaiting me.
>>99314530faggot
>>99314858Me too. I said heartbeat hate, not Shiki hate. The heartbeats simply happened to be Shiki's in this case.
>>99314530It was okay but I wish she whispered more. Her voice is pure sex.
>>99315031she has a ton of past asmr streams where she just whispers, some in bed
>>99312583she could just say she doesn't want to do it lol
After thinking about it, I have decided that Zenya can move in with me for free. She'll be able to make whatever (solo) content she wants and won't even have to have sex with me. I'd even cook for her.
>>99315862i'd literally rape zenya every single day
my imouto raided my imouto
>>99316019I love Miwa's massive forehead
>>99315788She's too weak-willed and afraid of facing repercussion to do that, and she's not very smart in general. When you're as dumb as her, a lie is always preferred because it makes the question go away.
>>99316115I want to go Jackson Pollock mode on it (with semen)
>listening to an ASMR stream from twitch while vidya>suddenly out of nowhere brings up that she has a boyfriend and she's very open about it>it's one of her mods and even namedropped himWhy are EN ASMR vtubers like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeIRi3kESvEhttps://www.twitch.tv/amevt
>>99317103>Don't like thing>Person tells you she's doing thing you don't like>You can now not consume content with thing you don't like>Upset for some reason anywayPerplexing behavior.
>>99317131>POV Horse fucking you in for sleep
>>99317179I bet you love when girls whisper about their boyfriends right into your little cuck ears, don't you
>>99317179I like her ASMR but bringing it up out of nowhere made me legit "?"Like why the fuck? And the worst of all is the topic is now completely revolving around it
>>99317103Contrary to what you insistent retards want to believe, most people listen to ASMR to chill and most people also understand that people have partners
>>99317312is she GFE?
>>99317284I'm not in a relationship, it is literally impossible to cuck me, and none of the vtubers I listen to have a boyfriend. Anyway, once again, you're the one getting upset they told you so you can quit watching if you actually dislike it as much as you pretend.
>>99317359>most people listen to ASMR to chillCorrect>most people also understand that people have partnersArguable But talking about your boyfriend or relationship while you do ASMR is NOT chilling. >>99317415It's Aluei. You decide. Her ASMR is nice and good but the boyfriend topic out of nowhere just legit caught me off-guard. Nothing prompted it to be a topic, too.
>>99317359Why is it so hard for retards like you to understand that most people know this but talking about it especially during a stream undermines the entire purpose of the escapism asmr provides
>ASMR is for escapismYou just outed yourself as a GFE tard thoughProtip: most people are not looking for surrogate girlfriends in ASMR
menace is my real girlfriend
>>99317754
>>99317512>It's Alueiyea that tracks lol. i stopped listening to her some time ago because of something similar. shame she had such cute kisses.>>99317754sometimes i listen to 3 at once so i can pretend i have a mini harem.
a horse is literally lying on top of me rn
>>99318054damn anon you ok?
>>99318129He's a big boy he'll be fine
I want to spread Menace's pussy cream on my morning toast.
>>99318227>toastit's over
>>99317473>none of the vtubers I listen to have a boyfriendWho's gonna tell him?
>>99317754>Protip: most people are not looking for surrogate girlfriends in ASMRlol
my college gf is calling me
>>99318054This is a good POV
Props to you all who could listen to a vtuber talk about her relationship while doing ASMR. I can never get used to it and always feel uncomfortable hearing them talk about it, and kills the mood entirely. I probably would be fine with it if they just reveal it then stop there, but it always continues and makes the whole topic about their relationship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeJJuk4j4m4zenya in 10 minutes
>>99317754All vtubing is escapism. Are you retarded?
>>99318054Damn, it will really take her forever to get that mike. Is she a 1view?
Nene schedule this week is ASMR heavy
>>99319548>ASMR relayThere's another one?
>>99319591Strawb's relay on SaturdayMenace is in it
>>99319591hopefully without nasty dramagrifters this time
Strawb used to be a very bad girl when I knew her in 2019.
>>99319548>asscreed shadowswhy does she play this sloppa
>>99319865Woman
>>99319818She's making amends with the Lord for itIt's also her birthday and she added a bunch of things to her throne if you wanna get her something :)
>>99319671>spoilers My condolence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epa-dLyLh4glivefirst asmr apparently @tingler
>>99320141She's a /here/tuber if this information helps
>>99320141>has tattoosew
>>99318285Any boyfriends you want to fantasize about is your business, not mine
>>99320141>has tattooscum
what the fuck is a palm sunday
>>99320370Some sort of religious thing
>>99320141>rpGross.
>>99320370It's the Holy Week nigga. /tingles/ is a Christian thread
>>99320370its when you rub the tip of your penis with your palm to praise the lord
>>99320589then why does the preacher act like the devil?
>>99320370No idea. I had to google it.
>>99320663I'm told many of the preachers here are into being dommed, beat the devil out of them or something idk, I have real fetishes not anger management issues
Checked out Aluei and she has like 2k viewers. I'm not gonna watch her but it's clear nobody gives a fuck about your unicorn nonsense lol.
kiska in the strawb relay too
>>99319865She will probably drop it after one more stream which is a courtesy to the Japanese guy staying up to 5am to watch the Yasuke content.
>>99320370How do people believe in this bullshit?
>>99321242You grew up in a godless generation so you wouldn't get it
>>99321242Literally a well documented historical event but ok.
>>99320370you can't be catholic school girl zenya's husband without knowing palm sunday bro
>>99320589No we're Buddhist
sheepy imoutohttps://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
mentally ill imoutohttps://www.twitch.tv/littleniivt
>>99321242So many deaths because of religion
>>99320141>brown>white hair>edgy
>>99316019Do these two even understand how badly we want them to recreate the two brats Fuyo ASMR? I would pay up to $50 for it if they made it even lewder than the original.
>>99322068>I would pay up tothat trick isnt going to work a second time
>>99320141Was good for her "first" ASMR. I'm not the hugest fan of RP but I understand Youtube has been retarded about sound triggers lately, plus she added a few triggers in when she could. Cute model, cute voice. Hope to see more from her.
>>99319548>Member's>Shadow'sThe "queen" is fucking illiterate
>>99322216Most mutts fail the members' test, but getting shadows wrong is just fucking retarded.
>>99322111lmao
>>9932014120:18
Unsure if I love zenya or I love how good she makes my thingy feel
i love cera so much
Realistically speaking, how long until Zenya gets too horny and just starts masturbating quietly on stream?
does essie using kakaotalk mean she's korean or just that she is a koreaboo?
>>99321642uh she isn't doing asmr
>>99322844Her last asmr was good, hope she keeps going
>>99322879A long time. It's not a fetish, she just has an insecure attachment style. She's doing this stuff because she thinks it will make you stay and love her, not because it gets her horny.
>>99322879she's been doing horny streams for too long to not assume she's at least felt herself at least once while doing them, but this is a tasteless topic in which I won't engage any further
>>99323082If that's true then she should make the Patreon streams on another day and bring back her weekly Saturday night YouTube streams because literally all I want from her is a nice relaxing Saturday night stream to wind down from the week, not the full on deepthroating she did yesterday.
>>99322879She already did that in the past
koshi koshi
>>99323215>this is a tasteless topic in which I won't engage any further
>>99323260It's the retard/schizo/incel anon!
https://www.twitch.tv/mirunemochilive
>>99323422There's only 3 other posters here beside me, you, and our various personalities, you know.
>>99311770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5U1Vi8NvlYKomma doing her first Youtube stream this time instead of Twitch, same usual stuff
>>99322844I posted this
Azurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYBxQPuCCyE
>>99322216English is only her first language please understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgzzQQCprAUhandcamslug on screen trigger warning
>>99324833Thank you for the warning
>>99322881She's a Koreaboo K-pop stan normie. It's a cute gap moe personality trait.
how do people listen to asmr with in-ears? my own heartbeat is louder than the asmr
>>99324833Slug antipathy
>>99325431I don't have this problem.
>>99320030>born again virginlmao
>>99325896idk maybe its because i had a monstermy heart goes crazy after i had some caffeine
>>99325994
>>99320030>>99325910>schizo religion dumping on X (formerly known as)what's her problem? I'm still not going to watch her.
lol
>>99326250The world is scary and some people try to cope by hiding in a belief that there is an architect behind it all. If you want to believe that architect is benevolent, you generally call it God. If you want to believe that architect is malevolent, you generally call it the Jews.
>>99326348No comment.
>>99320283Those boyfriends? All me.
>>99326348Based, hopefully these other whores can find god too.
I hope she does the Senko cosplay tonight
>>99326603But then who will I listen to for relaxation?
>>99326650Camgirls?
>>99326348based and cuteI'm not religious myself but I understand the appeal
>>99326348She has severe mental health issues
>>99326683And when they're saved? I'm not going outside if that's what you're getting at.
>>99326722Porn?
>>99326348Religious zealot
>>99326348religion is good for people like her, it gives them control and order they desperately need otherwise they spiral out
>>99326822Chatbots.
>>99326888You might be on to something...
>>99326858But they're livng in denial
Original guy that posted the tweet here, I have no problem with religion or people who follow it and totally get it, it's just a bit funny to see someone as demented as strawb turn to it and feels like a fad in her case.
>>99326944and yet they're happier than you and I will ever be
very trad
>>99327167Its not nice to leak your DMs Menace
>>99327060that is not the twitter feed of a happy person my man
>>99327167You'd do it for Jesus, wouldn't you?
>>99327211It takes time once you get into it but in the end it will always be true.
menace is early
>Hear Menace giggle>Instantly rock hardPavlov should be SHOT for inventing this!
I unironically wish she'd stop starting early.
>>99327520He didnt invent it he just documented it
she's so cute when she's dorking out like this
>>99326348Didn't read but strawb PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do a bible reading asmr thanks.
>>99327616nah I'm pretty sure he invented it
>>99326348Good for her, unironically. Now delete all your ASMR videos where you roleplay as our wife/GF when you have a husband. Very unethical!
>>99311719>the file she posted on patreon is over 20gbcute retard
>>99311719didnt she study some computer thing??
>Essie gets worried about Baachis and wants to DM them to see if they're okCute...
oh no no no kinekeks.
>>99328325Not again...
>>99328325Someone please donate
>>99328325
>>99328325FUCK why was i born poor its not fair
>>99328215oy vey don't do that essie i'd have a heart attack and i'd piss my pants and and
>>99328325Please get her away from the tranny
>>99318592Why did she delete this one? She's doing another one right now.
very good stream wife, very good indeed. looking forward to the one right after this
how the fuck did zenya turn a 1 hour stream into a 20 gb file
>finish It Follows watchalong in Zenya's server>she immediately shares an "It Follows explained" video essay afterwardsWhy do all zoomers do this?
I love Senko-san
>>99318592Answer the phone and fart into the mic
>>99329077Is she a FLAC file stacy?
>>99329148I have no idea. I was watching a movie with a friend and halfway through he said "I can't wait to watch the cinema sins for this"
>>99329077it also contains the key logger and screen recorder so she can catch people who post her content (she would actually do this)
>>99329236no zenya is just a retard>what i did at first was download the files twitcasting gave me and then i combined them and exported them with premiere...ig that makes the filesize too big??
>>99329236
>>99329148desu shes just passionate, different from brainrotted zoomers, check her website https://zenyahima.neocities.org/movieCatalog
>>99329148Because they are the most fucked up generation of human beings to ever exist. I still love all my Zoomer wives, though.
>>99329568she just gets it you feel
>>99329828zenya is so stupid and rapeable
>>99329625>Because they are the most fucked up generation of human beings to ever existMillennials are the cause of 99% of current issues in society, and worse so the reason I can't get mail ordered wives
>>99329828how does he get cucked? lol
I bet Miwa's cunt smells nice
>>99329988I feel like she probably washes it too much.
>>99329952Oscar Isaac BSS
>>99330048God I hope not
>>99329892What the fuck did we do motherfucker
>>99329988personally, i want to sniff essie's hairy cunt
>>99330240I want Menace to grind her sweaty pussy against my face.
>>99329892Boomer hedonism destroyed society. Basedlennials and Zoomers are just the result of that.
>>99330278I want Menace to fall asleep on me so I can princess carry her to bed and spoil her in the morning
>>99328040She fucking did. She's an actual computer engineer. My fucking god. We're doomed.
What did she mean with that hair tweet. Are we getting another irl pic soon?
>>99330278we have a good selection of vtuber pussy. blessed
I want Menace to squirt into my mouth
>>99330336S*ylennials fuck the word filter
>>99330476just post the damn tweet man
Fingering Miwa's brat cunt while biting her neck
>>99329988She doesn't have one of those. She has... something else.
All the schizo posting always happens during American hours.
>>99330628schizophrenia just doesn't exist in yurop
its all the corn syrup, lead paint and estrogenthey all have rotted brains
>>99330628April fools showed that most schizos and doxxfags are mutts
>>99330151Make Ellen popular
>>99330628You clearly were not here for the guy who spent his night sperging about black vtubers
>>99330936I refuse to take blame for that sorry
No, Menace, it's not going to work out. It's going to get so much worse.
What did Menace mean by this
>>99331271Menace keeps me alive
>>99331024TWO nights even
>>99331237Can't get worse if you kill yourself now
Manace makes me want to continue improving my life but I cannot match that optimism of hers.
>>99331553same
>>99330936What the fuck is an Ellen.
Menace posting a photo of her fat tits would really help me not give up
I'll be listening to Nene.
>>99332128Maybe tomorrow
Komma in 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5U1Vi8NvlY
>>99330936Did not, she was already on tv when I was 12. I'm one of the younger millenials but even so, daytime talk shows aren't driven by people in their early teens to early 20s. She's a product for gen x
I don't think Menace can relate to what it's like anymore
Menace and Mozzu reconciled
>>99333385She's talking about the Twitter troll
She's talking about (You)
>>99330628Maroschizo is at least americas timezone>>99330767/tingles/ could have been baked in a flag and ID board but no one would have posted in it kek
>>99333385Doubtful. Maybe that dumb bitch Mozzu just finally agreed to stop screeching during ASMR after Menace's retaliatory orgasms.>>99333423She's never paid any attention to that seadog though.
i dindu nuffin
Streams like these make me depressed as hell because I feel like they're aimed at very specific people.
>>99333873They're aimed at brainworm-infested perpetual sadsacks like you, but you're too stupid to realize
That was very good GFE wife, thank you so very much.
GOD i fucking love my girlfriend and our pillow talks. she believes in me no matter what even though i don't believe in myself one bit and have no reason to because good things not happening is the reason we're here BUT it's ok, wagmi bros WOOO.
>>99333873They are aimed at people like you retard. She wants us to be happy.
love woman
When she gets all sweet like that I almost shed a tear. Call me a fag I don't care, it makes me feel better.
I want to kill myself.
>>99330436She makes audio porn o the internet. Whatever else she studied, or claimed to have done is irrelevant as somebody actually decent at those things wouldn't need to resort to being a whore
>>99334224Maybe it's time
Menace should say things like “you’re a fucking loser and I wouldn’t even look at you irl. Lose weight and get a job if you ever want a woman like me.” That would actually be beneficial and help motivate her viewers.
>>99334349Deep voice degradation on maidsly soon.
>>99334349She kind of did when she was super drunk in a T3 stream once. She was begging us to go to the gym to "become hot for her".
>>99332226>responding to viewers by name during asmr
She had better go crazy on Maidsly tomorrow
Why is it all so fucked up?
Bros I can't wait for Menace's dirty talking. Tomorrow is going to be a special maidsly stream for sure.
>>99334573it keeps happening aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>99334349Be honest, if youre already a loser like that, an anime girl on the internet degrading you isn't going to make you do those things.
I get worried at streams like that because it feels likes she’s encouraging me to get better so that I might have a shot with her. Like if I get fit and dress better I could impress her at a meet and great and it’ll develop from there. Is she really grooming a husband?
She wants you to be in less pain, not to groom a husband. You're probably too late on the train for that.
>>99334774Ever watched Kizumonogatari? She's like Araragi and we're like Heart-under-blade. The moment we're "fixed" she'll lose interest in us, because her fetish is in helping broken people. If she's grooming a husband she's doing it in the opposite way of what you think. She'll end up with the last person that's still broken.
my breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 3 months. everything is worth it so menace can hit her goals
>>99334886oops forgot the pic
>>99334774This sweet woman just poured her heart out and gave you incredibly encouraging words and even talked about how you should turn your back to brain worms and here you are.
I don't think we're going to reach that Menace IRL cosplay goal...
>>99334962Because at the end of the day it's not that easy. If it was nobody would be suffering or having problems.
>>99334962I was broken before her, and I’ll be broken after her. It’s my lot in life.
https://www.twitch.tv/nyhasmrlive with more detailed and less jiggly model
>>99334939look at richie rich over here putting ice cubes in his water soup
>>99335001>>99335003You give up too quickly
>>99334871Does my congenital heart problem fill that niche? That ain’t ever getting fixed and will probably put me into an early grave.
>>99334774Or she's doing it to encourage you to go look for your own person. Like she's said, multiple times
>>99335047I'm 35 and have been chronically depressed since my late teens. It's a miracle that I haven't killed myself already if anything.
>>99335109When was the last time she said that though? You have to remember there's a lot of new people.
>>99335109Only an idiot would openly say “I want to marry a fan”. You have to read between the lines and understand the implications. Just by not saying it out loud cuts the crop of the least suitable.
>>99335047Lol
>>99335278>I want to marry a fanshe doesnt tho
Menace if you want me to go to sleep you’ll have to make a post stream patreon post. I need to be sappy and say how special you are.
>>99335047me irl
>>99335148Got news for you, pal. If you actually accomplish all those goals you want done, you still won't be happy.I've been off and on suicidal since I was 14 and during my mid 20s manage to improve myself enough to get most of those things people strive for and that I wanted.But still feel like shooting myself at least once or twice a month.I'm convinced that if you've been depressed for a long time, literally nothing, and I really mean NOTHING will fix it. That is who you are. A depressed sack of garbage and that is all you'll ever be.Hope that helps!
why is there not a menace general?
>>99335394That guy made Path of Exile and so can you
>>99335406It's really cute that you think this would make me feel worse about my circumstances, lmao.
>>99334962>sweetidk about that one but her words seemed nice
Menace's cream...
>>99335406>Hope that helps!you have to go back
>>99335406We're not ESL like you though, so there's actual hope for us
>>99335482That wasn't my intentions. I suppose it might have came across that way with my tone.I'm just sharing my experience really. Idk maybe you're different and can get out of this rut. But for me, it's over. I've found it's more about just accepting that's just how I am and no matter what I try to get rid of it, it'll still be there.
>>99335549Not now, anon! Can't you see we're having a discussion about suicide and depression over here?!
>>99335474no fucking way it's that guy
I'm a complete failure, and I've never for a single moment thought about killing myself. Feels good.
>>99335549what the hell i'm okay suddenly
>>99335340Realistically that's her only option and she knows it. For vtubing to set her up for life she'd have to be many many times bigger. She currently couldn't even get the most menial and humiliating wage slave job because of her lack of education and employment gap (on top of her anxiety). Maybe she can save up enough to go to community college then get a soul crushing dead end job but marrying a fan is simply easier and will lead to a much comfier life.
>>99335781I'm sure genetics plays a role.
can’t wait to cum with my wife tomorrow!
Feels good taking her words of encouragement and improving myself little by little.
>>99335781In order to type that sentence, wouldn't you have to be able to understand and parse the words together in such a way that you might intuitively be able to picture what it looks like to kill yourself?
>>99335611I'd offer condolences but you seem pretty settled on your assesment. For what it's worth, I've been depressed since my early teens as well and I have none of the things people strive for and want.I may not be where I want to be but I am happier today than I was back then. Hope you stay alive Anon.
>>99335549saves lives
>>99335911But how are you happier now? What changed?
maidsly
>>99335999faggot
>>99335999Nice! So excited for tomorrow!
>>99335781That's shocking to me. Pretty sure thinking about killing yourself is just part of your existential growth, wondering what it feels like and what it would be like etc. There's not even anything inherently bad about that, it's just curiosity.
>>99335999Tomorrow at 9:30PM EST!
Puri needs to take a step back
don't kill yourselves retards you'll die
>>99336292Don't tell me what to do!
I'm sorry to interrupt your daily depression and doom spirals but I have an important announcement:I love women. You should listen to some cute girls. It helps sometimes. Thank you and good night.
>>99336354Cute woman is what got there retards wallowing in self pity in the first place.
I wish I was so immune to brainworms that I could be delusional enough to think those words were meant for me when she has no idea who I am because I'm too scared of chatting and sending voice mails. I don't know which of those positions is more mentally ill to be honest. Meanwhile her big 4 are literally spamming "you know how much you're helping me because I've told you a billion trillion times, everything you're saying right now is meant for me specifically and nobody else".
>>99336292I'm going to put a .45 through my head while listing to GFE comfort ASMR.Only question is: who do I listen to?
when i marry menace we will invite the other favorites that didn't get picked to the wedding
>>99335811Delusional. If you add up her subs across all her platforms, she's making north of $15K a month at this point, before donations, and has connections throughout the entire content creation industry. The same girl so frugal she eats expired food and uses broken equipment. I wouldn't be surprised if she has hundreds of thousands stashed at this point, and has already talked about wanting to go back to school. She's never going to marry one of you directionless faggots lol, even if she didn't make 4x your salaries. Especially people who don't believe in her own agency.
>>99335973Bit of a story there but I had a twin growing up, lost him to medical malpractice years ago.He handled emotions, I handled logic and reason but after his passing I had to pickup the slack.One day its all just sort of clicked and I started taking care of myself again, mental and physical.I'm not free from depression but I manage to find some joy in my day now, little things here and there that make me smile.
If you kill yourself you will never experience women again and that makes you a faggot.
>>99335250I've been watching since 2023 and I've never heard her say that. Has she really? If anything she's been pretty possessive recently
>>99336330sorry
>>99336575But if I kill myself listening to ASMR that girl's spirit will be forever entwined with mine. So it's super not gay.
>>99336611She literally said on Maidsly that I belong to her
The only time I actually considered killing myself for real was over a decade ago when I was 21. My Mum got diagnosed super late with cancer because of a retarded doctor and we weren’t sure if she’d make, my Dad pulled me aside and told me to my face that if she didn’t make it he’d kill himself. She’s been clear for over 10 years now, but I think I’d have probably killed myself if I lost them both then.
>>99336845She only wants us to jerk off to her
>>99336575What if death is a woman and by killing myself I'd be inside a woman for the rest of eternity?
>>99336921Your dad seems like a pretty cool guy, anon
Menace revealed to me in a premonition that all of the affirmations are for me and we are getting married in 5 years
>>99336921>if she didn’t make it he’d kill himselfi mean kinda based but also very retarded thing to say to your child.
>>99335406>Hope that helps!White woman spotted, the cure to depression is cute girls, jacking off, and reading VNs
>>993370925 years? She'll be 32 by that point and won't have any eggs left
>>99336515Anon I don't know how carefully you plan your retirement but if you live in America, you don't already own your home, you have 30-40+ years ahead of you like she would and you don't have 1M+ way ideally more saved you're living in abject poverty for the rest of your life. As for connections and trying to get a BTS job corpo vtubing clearly isn't the future in the west (see her own corpo) and being a social media manager or something similar for some other anime adjacent company would go to people with actual degrees.
>>99337281menopause usually occurs between ages 45 and 55.
>>99337353She's a woman. She'll get by somehow.
>>99336921Okay which one of you bongs was it who wrote this? I hope menace isn’t actually /here/ because this would actually make her sad reading it.
>>99337353She's an attractive, kind, successful woman with a huge desire to be a housewife and mother, making more money in a month than you do all your in your country. I don't know how to tell you this, but she's way out of the league of settling for a fan.
>>99337708Please rewrite your first sentence, anon
/asmr/ was so right to kick you people out, what the fuck are you retards posting aboutshut up and post streamstwitch.tv/nyhasmr
>>99337708Why is it always ESL that sees ESL everywhere?
>>99337822I can't, I'm from SEA, can you do it for me?
>>99337353You're fucking retarded. I know Americans are self-hating morons but you're better off than literally every country on earth. Stop feeling so fucking sorry for yourselves.
>>99337919guaranteed he isn't american
>>99337855I'd rather read 10 straight days of suicideslop than to listen to nyh, respectfully.
>>99337919It's a tough country to live in. You wouldn't understand if you've never lived here.It's unironically easier to live in SEA or wherever than the US.
I wouldn’t date Menace. 4’ 9” and sickly. Not likely to produce strong offspring.
>>99337855>/asmr/fag crying about a thread that has actual posts instead of hundreds of meaningless link dumps
>>99338101Isn't that classified as midget height?
>>99338087y tho
>>99338089No, you live life on easy mode. You're like a woman making $10k+ a week from simps while being able to work as much or as little as you want complaining about how difficult it is to be a woman.
>>99338127retard posting off-topic shitpost about streams
>>99338162Being a midget is literally a disease, it's not just about being short.
>>99338162Yeah dwarfism starts at 4 foot 10 inches or whatever that is in cm
>>99337917No problem bro, I got youSiya ay isang kaakit-akit, mabait, matagumpay na babae na may malaking pagnanais na maging isang maybahay at ina, kumikita ng mas maraming pera sa isang buwan kaysa sa iyong buong bansa.
Why do you have to shotpost? Can’t you just be happy with what we just got?
>>99338301Lmao
>>99338356shitpost*
>>99338301Thank you, if you ever stop by my internet cafe where I send 40+ psychotic messages a day from my phone (I can't afford a PC) to women who find me abhorrent, I will gladly share my pagpag with you
ASMR?
>>99338417Hahhahaa
>>99333873>>99333949>>99334068It's totally not meant for specific people btw, even though they're basically admitting to it in the comments
>>99338426Recommend me some good suicide prevention/depression relief ASMR.I know they exist but I haven't seen any vtuber ones.please
>>99338417<3 much love from India!
>>99338525Absolutely based. This is someone who knows how to appreciate their oshi. Even the correct color of heart.
>>99338201I used to be a vei gosling and her mannerisms remind me of her.Also i'm pretty sure she's a boyfriendhaver.Also also talking to chat only to assault the 3dio every once in a while is not good ASMR imo.
>>99338525You're right, it does make sense that they would spam her twitter, patreon, chat, and maidsly with constant desperate comments instead of just talking to her directly... You might be on to something
>>99338694>boyfriendhaverShe's a husbandhaver
>>99338861LOL well, there you have it.
>>99338945>>99338945>>99338945
>>99338525Retard. Almost everyone said in their comment some form of “I needed to hear that from you”. Nice attempt to get people to start talking about specific fans and making others brainworm though.
>>99338600https://youtu.be/MA4ki60bDBc
>>99340101Nothing is okay
