Sliced Up Edition Last thread: >>99313988TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/433Vnca5>Graduated Membershttps://pastebin.com/FdhhcY1f>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Unarchived Karaokeshttps://archives.alwayswait.ing/holostars/>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>99345431/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>99345435Amen.
Niji loveStarsanji Valo soon
>>99345435amen
>>99345608I like how the pink banner makes the thumbnail look like he’s aggressively blushing, although you better relax soon, his pelvis ain’t built that tough
Leader Doom stream we are so back
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My 8 year old sons are bickering in the back of the car again
>>99345757Am I gonna regret giving him another chance just for him to act like a retard and tell boring stories? Of course!
Has bettellion finally picked up on their mascot design? Been seeing quite a few arts with it, each with their own unique color and patterns.I still think it looks awful but now that they're adding some character to it it's interesting
>>99346428They’ve been doing that since the reveal
>>99346428The core bettelion always had that dark blue/black yume one making weird comics, and the black/yellow one. Both of those were featured on the main post about the tellion maker website, and you’re probably seeing results of the OC donut steel machine kicking up. The imp design was always fuckoff difficult to draw for any novice artist, so they’re coming out of the woodwork now that it’s more accessible.
>>99345757MY KING
phantom talking to bettelion like they’re cute little dogs has actually endeared me to them slightly. still the worst mascot tho
>>99347430I think sorawrity is uglier
>>99347642Jurard's 3D endeared me to them to be honest, cute little puntable fat fucks
>>99348042HATE HATE HATE HATE
>>99346621Didn't see much of it, yeah I'm not around the Betellion side of the Tempura>>99346967I know some of those words, but someone made a "Betellion generator"? That's interesting, as I said that part where they can have different colors and patterns is something I hadn't thought about with the original reveal but makes the design a lot more interesting to me
>>99348150https://x.com/kanra_1412/status/1910838160558338109
i hope hakka finds the spanish octavio's puppet show song and sings it on streamhttps://x.com/hioko_chi/status/1911592026333642818
>>99345757i don't like leader anymore
>>99348481Oh that's way more elaborate than I thought, really cool
I want someone to play Mount & Blade
>>99346202yes
>>99349292Good. I'm the only one allowed to like him.
>>99345757I was hoping for 72 hrs of pokemon...
>>99349726*smacks* BAD greedventurer, you must share rabu reeda with all!
So all of the boys are nijiasskissers? I don't think GB has collabed with them but he has a ton of nijimerch
>>99350117The only ones with distance are shinruze iirc
>pigeon-toedAltare, Flayon, Shinri, Jurard, Goldbullet, Ruze>duck-toedAxel, Bettel, Hakka, Octavio
>>99345435>>99345757AMEN HALLELUJAH
>>99345431>>99345435AmenMagni Dezmondhttps://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmondNoir Vesperhttps://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>>99350117almost all of them have collabed with Niji's, even Magni. Only one I can think of that never collabed with them was Vesper, but even then he still raided Nina.
but tomorrow is Hakka's day off?https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1911542549858423157
>>99350117bettel?
>Regis AltareCara Delevingne>Axel SyriosDevon Aoki>Gavis BettelTwiggy>Banzoin HakkaAdriana Lima>Machina X FlayonKate Moss>Josuiji ShinriSondra Peterson>Jurard T. RexfordKendall Jenner>GoldbulletTyra Banks>OctavioCoco Rocha>Crimzon RuzeClaudia Schiffer
>>99351710>boomer celebrities
>>99351733Fuck off and make your own list.
>>99351373i miss him calling the bird his bitch ex-wife
>>99351795Hey you started it
Leader, pilot, aniki and jutard rooms are up for later, as well as extra pilothime for the day after. Should be a good monday :3 catch chu later if the clown arises, /mans/
>>99348021>>99348046jobber
>>99352996I'm an extremely unhealthy amount of happy that Altare's back
>>99350117Goldie already did. No one remains pure.
>>99353071The second he tripped and fell during that zatsu my frozen heart melted again.
>>99353128He is the hero of many slimes storyGod I love him
>>99352996Please, Chrono Trigger, work this time...
>>99353663He piped up about it when he got a minute during his Marvel stream last night to say that one of the manes had the same issue and found out it was because of the intro cinematic, so I bet it will work this time.
>>99353740>so I bet it will work this timeNarrator: It didn't
>>99354031It’s too early in the morning to be this much of a hater
>>99353663Why the fuck is a PC port of a 20 year old game so notoriously impossible to get to work? Like if that's the first thing people know about the port, then why hasn't it been, you know, fixed since God damn 2018?
>>99354348Apparently they did a major update for it two years ago, but I guess that hasn't fixed everything.
>>99354279Just think about it anon, what makes you think only the first cutscene is gonna crash and if he skips it it's all good? If we're being realistic here, with him having OBS+Cover App open it's most likely that the game just can't handle it and will keep crashing, because it's a cheap port.Also, it's not a one case that a manager also happened to run on, one look at the Steam Discussion and you'll see it's super common.https://steamcommunity.com/app/613830/discussions/
>>99354348>>99354417I really wonder what could be causing the problem considering they did update it a couple of years ago, yeah.Maybe something went wrong with the Visual C 2005 redistributables the game installs the first time you run it?
>>99354560The worst thing is that no one seems to come to a conclusion to what is causing these crashes, specially because they just give up and emulate the SNES game. Axel is screwed because he's stuck to it... he could also play the Android version on his iPad, maybe he should do a factory reset on it so he can use it on stream for drawing.
>>99354493>If we're being realistic here, with him having OBS+Cover App open it's most likely that the game just can't handle it and will keep crashing, because it's a cheap port.I hate to >works on my machine at you, but I don’t imagine vtube studio is less or more of a resource hog than Cover’s software, and I’ve gotten the game to work just fine with that and OBS running.I would think that if his PC can run Marvel Rivals, his model and OBS at the same time that once he squashes the cinematic bug he should be able to play the game with no problems.
>>99354723Something tells me that if he sets an FPS limit for the game in his GPU settings that he’s likely to fix the problem.
>>99354752It's not a matter of them being heavy to run, I'm talking about an unoptimized maybe crashing because he has those two softwares open. That's just how it is for PC Gaming, sometimes a game won't run just because you have this one software running in the background.One fix I saw in the Steam Discussions was downloading "libEGL.dll" and saving on the game's folder, but I can't replicate because it doesn't crash for me to begin withhttps://community.pcgamingwiki.com/files/file/1222-libegldll-fix-for-chrono-trigger-crash-on-launch/
plap ruzeplap goldbulletplap jurardplap altare
>>99355357only thing i plap is my wife Hakka
plap (You)
>>99355500please do
plap axelotls
>>99356572Fleshlight for Niji bros
>>99350117I want a new boy whoPlays retro gamesHates nijiHates idolshitKeeps to a schedule unlike axelIsn't a quitter like altare, vesper, and magniIsn't annoying like goldbullet, flayon, and jurardWho can tell reality from fiction unlike ruzeThat simple
>>99357887Me, but I like idolshit
>>99357887just watch indies at that point
>>99358057Honestly, yeah.
What kind of excuse will we see when chrono trigger doesn't happen?
https://x.com/chloesenzai/status/1911795420474556780How do we fix Ruze's dorito chin?
>>99358057nta, but i think i actually would do that if it wasn't so time consuming to find a decent indie
>>99358057imagine thinking the "new boys" shitter is someone who actually ever watched our current boys
>>99358134LoL collab
>>99358134"This has been very rough and frustrating for me. I'll have to take the day off playing marvel rivals in order to recover."
>>99358246just lemme have a lil nibble
>>99358134
>>99357887>Hates nijii don't want a holostars whose entire personality is "i hate niji"
>>99358441...but it's too sharp :(
>>99358057there's no good indie male vtuber left, let's be honest
>>99358441wait... I wonder, do any of the mascots have teeth?
>>99358810Sorawrity absolutely do.
>>99358810upon reading this i had a vision of puniko with a full set of human teeth
>>99358810no don't worry about it :)
>>99356572does anyone have that yassified axelotl?
>>99358788:'( nobody wont me
Stop hiring menhera and get boys with a idol spirit
>>99360243>>99360312learn English
>>99360379That wasn't me though
>>99360379I typed who wont me and am a native English speaker and Anglo-Saxon, anon. It's a funny misspelling
>>99359799you mean this one?
>>99360587Oh, my.
https://x.com/kainocan/status/1901519123374588303
>>99360587yaaas, look at those shapes!
>>99360587That's a Mischief Makers character
https://x.com/kainocan/status/1909899533750018232
>>99360721Rawr
>>99360721whore
>>99360890He needs an owner
hakkers...https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1911828663475044419
>>99361695Ouch.
>>99361695Damn am I glad for living in a country with probably the best dentists in the world for a very decent price
>>99361695i can save him
>>99361695jesas my condolences that shit is insanely painful I had a dentist do "a quick touch up" a couple days after he did a sloppy root canal and I passed out as soon as I stood up
aniki in a bit!https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1911833274898661543
>>99362819EARLY MORNING SEX WITH SLEEPY ANIKI YAY~
>>99358260heavenlyfather
>>99358788heavenlyfather
>>99363770I doubt he would join idol company
>>99363770>>99363821Buy an ad
>>99363770>>99363821>60s apartthis is the cringiest attempt to guerilla market yet
>>99362819Waiting room up for 4PM EST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YsWI2mAWWc
aniki's schedule!https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1911851349375111507
>>99366043Urban myth dissolution(゜∀。) hmm...
>>99366043You love to see it.
Might be kino? (Urban myth)(゜∀。)
>>99366043Oh shit Urban Myth Dissolution Center is really good, I've been itching for some mystery game streams from him, I even talked about it /here/ a while ago.And of course, weekly Grounded my beloved!!I'm not too familiar with vspoen but I'm all in for some BIG BRAIN moments from himalso what are the chances he saw the Chrono Trigger fix /here/? kek
>>99366848YES SOMEONE ELSE WHO LOVES WHEN HE DOES MYSTERY GAMES I'M NOT ALONE
>>99366848×_× I wish more people can do this type of theme for a game. Cursed relic exploring sounds awesome
>>99367211Shut up retard
>>99367152I think most people love him doing those and showing off his weird instinct brain
>>99364029>>99364211jesus, it's just a joke, chill out
>>99368039Try to be a bit more subtle next time you try to shill yourself
>>99368039I can't take a joket. ruze
>>99369442roru
ANIKI LOVES ME SPECIFICALLY ON THE PMD TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YsWI2mAWWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YsWI2mAWWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YsWI2mAWWc
>got 3 hrs sleep yesterday>gave up on recording cuz allergies>knocked out into a rage nap for 8 hrs>got up at 2am, PMD at 6amlove my fucking idiot dog
>totally fine with being oldsomething tells me he isn't kek
>played DPPt in kindergartencute shotaniki>elf racism about agingKEK
>DP in 2006>BW in 2010Aniki...you were still an elementary schooler....
mudtare
>>99371721lol
I love my braindead clown malewife and his silly dingo friend!
what do you think leader would demand as his furry commission?
It's so nice to see leader making his rounds watching the other boys again.
>"Stream at the most random times Syrios"That doesn't exactly roll of the tongue, aniki
MAMA RABUKOI NEVER CRYGROUNDED IS SO BACK
mama will be back SOONhttps://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1911879876904407092
>>99372201>>99372208MAMA YAY GROUNDED WOOOOOOOOO YIPPEEEEEE
>>99372201>>99372208yay!I honestly thought he wouldn't be back until after his malaysian con, this is a nice surprise3 MORE DAYS
>>99372201>>99372208Man I really hoped he wouldn't join, last week's Grounded was so fun with just the two of them
>>99372201>>99372208>>99345435Day 13 of mama's break, koi never cry. Grounded on the 17th. Koimen.
>>99372402yeah i kinda wished he took the altare route and stayed gone for longer
>>99372674I don't care about him doing his own thing but I wanted more mad dogz without a tardwrangler
>got invited to Apex tournament>wants to try to get Rest In Ping for it
shinyspicy no communication...
>invited to VSPO EN’s league event>invited to apex and wants to invite team rip to be with him>bunch of covers cooking>everything moving pretty smoothly
Axel will become slave to another cat...
pussywhipped fr
>>99372931>I wanted more mad dogz without a tardwranglershinri was never a tardwrangler in grounded streams? he even says he wanted to sit back and let the others take charge. do you even watch streams?
>>99372201YAAAAAAYYY I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!
>>99372931The fuck are you talking about? Mad Dogz are the two guys Shinri DOESN'T have to tardwrangle in the slightest.
>Axel only works out his chestOh no, his posture is probably terrible...
>>99373285>skips leg daythose thighs are a fucking lie
>>99373285>bird chested little asthmatic jap beer belly gamer shrimp guy, but with decent armsAxel…
>>99373411Built wrong, just like Ruze...
REVIEWING NOTHING ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ewpU8OHjMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ewpU8OHjMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ewpU8OHjM
>>99345431I wish magni got his model instead he doesnt deserve it
>>99373770still can't believe how hard cover dropped the ball for HQ
Psychoanalysis via chiikawa on the tellyHe sounds like a buzzfeed quiz lol
>>99373731Does it feel good being pandered to?
Aniki thinks this guy is an e-boy host
>>99373770Eww no.
>>99374175This momonga gongaga thing just looks like any other chiikawa character, what's the big dealI only know chiikawa from Axel talking about it
>>99373770Magni's design was perfect for him, he made use of the arms and did some lore with it. Too bad he couldn't see past the haters to the fans that absolutely loved it
>Leader came back? He did? Oh I didn't even know he was backBettel loves holostars!
>>99374247The design was good. The art was ugly. Magmites just got stockholmed into it
Axel is into ojisan characters
>>99374290>Hes back AGAIN!?
>>99374311The opposite is true for Bettel, the design is shit, art is good for the most part
>>99374290at some point you're going to get tired of making this comment
I need art of Axel getting dicked by old men now
>>99374311Literally all it needed was shading and depth on the facial features and to highlight the nose. The planned 3D would have fixed the flat faced impression as long as they didn’t get the guy who did Bettel’s model for him
>>99374377maybe after bettel shows some interest in his work that pays him money
>>99374439why are you setting yourself up for failure? you know that's never going to happen
...Nowaxel
We should keep talking about magni this whole thread
>>99374439Work does not pay him. Fat ugly SEA girls do.
>>99374494Excuse me, some of those those are fat ugly white he/theys
>>99374409The worst part? Those 3D models were probably ready with how HQ's 3D was supposed to be that summer. I hald believe in the rrat that Magni quit because he couldn't get the bigger ass that he begged for
>>99374493He was just that iconic.
>>99374218momonga is basically a big brat. his whole thing is that he wants people to think hes the cutest and physically he is but hes just a little shit and causes a lot of issues. hes the best
>>99374531He's been dead for like two years, no one cares.
>>99374546Not really>CAPTCHA: SHDYO
>>99374560t. machiroon
>>99374546He might have been the greatest male vtuber of all time. Just underrated because his shitty model.
>>99374546He's dead but like I said keep talking about him this whole thread
>joking
>>99374653how did you know
>>99374290Bettel loves:>nijisanji>shoto>fagni>react contentBettel hates:>bettellion>holostars>streaming>commitment
i love the carriage background but sometimes I miss the barbie bedroom.
>>99374348Tell a friend
>>99374830Remember when somebody asked if he still had that and he said fuck no, he deleted it and it would never come back? Good times. He really loves his fans.
>>99374893That was why I started watching FSP
momongakka
>chihuahua mane saw axel struggling with chrono trigger and jumped into his DMs with the hotfixDoppelganger coder coming in clutch, guess she really wanted to watch that vod
>chihuahuamane helped axel fix his chrono trigger issues
>>99374893I'm sure the more you say this it'll be true eventually anon. keep at it!
>>99374986>>99374936
Uh oh bettelhead melty
>>99375041No one uses bettelhead anymore
>>99375137No one ever used bettelhead
axel focus on getting one wife first
>axel syrios wants 10 wivesALL ME BTW
>>99374546
>>99375204NO ME
>what the hell is a mormon? Is that a pokemon?
>oo-tah>more mawn>flaw reedaI love him
>flo-reeda
DMC anime was so ass, can't believe they tried to do that stupid vtuber Dante thing as a promo.
>what's colombia? I thought that was in africa!
>i thought colombia was like in africa or some shit dude>i know the dude columbus, not columbiaHakkers look away
>>99375257i don't know why you keep watching him when he continues to play or is actually a retard
>colombia is in africaI don't remember Narcos looking darker
What the fuck is Axel going on about
Aniki, how are you this stupid...
>history teach gave him $10 for lunch because he was too broke to bring in food
>>99375356Uh-oh, mormon melty
>>99375417KEK
>>99375371This is what happens when you get banned from the library
Americans finding out that people in other countries in fact do not learn all about them, just like Americans don't learn about other countries
he hates us
>>99375519And they say Americans are stupid. I mean, we are, but not for being as ignorant as everyone else.
>>99375519Aussies just learn about aboriginal genocide, and throughout the 00s most history class was current world history trying to teach the kids to be nice to their arab/muslim/islamic immigrant classmates coming out of the warzones
Axel is the verbally abusive husband with nice thighs i've always wanted
>you can slander me! you can call me the gamer word! 10 bucks is 10 bucks! I'm a ho for 5 bucks!
>>99375884>limit test (the superchat filters) with your money
>i'm not an M, i'm a capitalist. I'm a businessman.
>>99374247No, sorry, generic cat boy is perfect for him.
He is blasting through these regises
>i’m just a rental slander day. you having a rough day, you can slander me all you want, and i’ll take the ten bucks and say yeah man, you’re right kingTTToTTT
>>99374247>Magni's design was perfect for him,NO
We will be watching
>gets paid a superchat for nicknaming a pokemon>is this what money laundering is like?No, aniki, you’re being paid for digital goods and services.
Only one more month until bettel is officially old
>>99376239Axel play Chrono Trigger? Hell yeah.
Orange guy's good mood is infectious.
>got lockdown protocol perms this morningPerms guy…………………….
>>99376240
we will get mama syrios debut when axel graduates, so he won't have to worry about the fall out
>>99377352Do they have Fallout perms?
>>99377494Yes but not for the radio
>>99377494>newfags don't remember the 24 hour New Vegas stream
I need to hit the gym...
i will forcefeed axel and rub his blubber
>what is wally world? this sounds european
>>99378274You can work out at home, too!
i’m the 90kg fattie boombah driving axel hard into the paint btw
>>99378444I do at times but hitting the gym with a mate makes you more consistent with it
Axel jacks off every time he takes a shower, guaranteed
>>99378639Hot shower & soapy jackoff before bed every night, goes to sleep with wet hair and flushed cheeks, wakes up all fluffy and groggy
>>99378709
Confess to me.Anything will do, but if you need a prompt - what's the darkest thought you've had about your oshi?
>>99378766You wanna scrub his back, wifeylotl?
Shower sex with Axel Syrios
>>99378813YES I'm a good back scrubber! My mom says so
>>99378709>goes to sleep with wet hairabsolutely disgusting
>Didn't get the shiny ditto
>>99378974He fucking H A T E S blue slimes
I need to babytrap him so bad
Are any of you going to step up and give this guy kids? Good lord.
>>99378798i really wanna see my oshi sob
>>99378798bettel getting hurt in the middle of nowhere and i drive past and see him and rescue himi nurse him back to health but his injuries are such that he relies on me forever and loves me
>>99379150Working on it!
>>99379150There's already too many retards in the world. Both Axel and Flayon need to be neutered.
>my mouth hurts from smiling too much talking about having a familyHAVE SEX HAVE SEX GET MARRIED HAVE KIDS HAVE KIDS HAVE KIDS
>>99379296I have a high IQ. If I had a child with Flayon it would come out normal.
>>99379363That’s nature, you’re forgetting the pilot will nurture them too
>>99379296fuck you, i will bear the most retarded children for both of them
>>99378798sometimes i let myself to be delusional enough that i dream about actually being romantic with him, i know it's literally impossible but i can still daydream kek
>>99379333He's me fr. All half-decent men are like this
As a woman I never wanted to have kids because I'm scared shittles with how terrible pregnancy actually is on the body, and how my mental probably couldn't handle having something so precious that could be lost so easily. But damn. Axel talking about having a family has had me second guess about that, he sounds so cute whenever he talks about being a dad
>>99379659i'd be willing to deal with the post partum bullshit if i get to give my oshi the family he wants
>>99379659My sister is also afraid of pregnancy and it breaks my heart. I'll never be an uncleIt's her choice of course, but that's ultimately how I feel about it
>>99379659Provided with a loving supportive partner (and ideally housing security and affordable healthcare, lol lmao) even the most brutal of pregnancy would be worth it to live in familial bliss after imo, imagine 9 months in exchange for 60 years of axel doting husband, father and grandfather
>>99372201ick
>>99379659all men cheat so it's not worth it.
>>99378798>what's the darkest thought you've had about your oshi?With the way he talked about jobs and careers I thought he'd be susceptible to graduating sooner than the others even if not in the immediate future. I'd respect it but I'm not entirely sure about that anymore anyway.
>>99378798i want him to graduate. it's obvious he's not having fun anymore.
>>99380398Whomst
>>99380436my oshi. i'm not saying who because i don't want to start shitslinging.
i want altareschizo’s indie oshi to graduate. it's obvious he's not having fun with stars anymore so they should redebut in cabinet.
>best fathergoldbulletshinriruzeoctaviohakkaaxelflayonaltarejurardbettel>worst fatherI'm open to debate but I based it on how stable they seem and their ability to help out around the house
>>99379150Once I fly to Dingoland I'll drain his balls every night until we both end up pregnant and we have little blonde idiots crawling all over him so that he smiles pretty and happily plays old school JRPGs with them and the Axelotls.
i hope your oshi graduates>overdone>boring>cannot happeni hope your oshi gets poached by nijisanji and loses all personality>threatening>ends in violence>might be possible
Axel's got me thinking about just how single, wifeless and childless I am but in a somewhat positive and yearning way, at least
it's breeding season for axelotls
>bettel raidSo is he in good spirits, singular bettelion /here/? Happy to be back, working hard?
But I'm sleepy, do I have to take a shower....
>>99380950Have you ever regretted taking a shower before?
>>99380592>>best father>goldbullet???????
>>99380592hmm i have the instinct to place hakka higher just because he already seems so family-orientated
>>99380592SWNBAF
>>99380987Sigh, I guess not... Alright I'll take one before I crash into bed
>>99380936He started the stream by saying the break was awful
sometimes whatever place I go to I don't feel like i belong because of the way I see vtubing. People see me as an idiot but I just want to support the boys and everyone else who makes other smile.
>uploading schedule on youtube as wellhe definitely has been reading /mans/ again
>>99380936Seems like it. I'm looking forward to him doing the discount Lies of P with Flay- not a big Flayon person but his interactions with Bettel are always fun.
>>99381043I don't watch him but he seems affectionate, cooks decently well and could beat the hard levels in nintendy games for his kid.>>99381077he'd be a decent father but definitely the type to let his child fuck around and find out, for better or worse kek
>>99381301no one opposes your views on vtubing, it's just that you stand out and keep saying stupid shit about things that aren't about vtubing
>>99381337( ＾▽＾) yeah please support the collab!
>axel yearning for fatherhood>I'm yearning for fatherhood>the yumes are yearning for motherhoodit sure is spring, isn't it
>>99381449>axel yearning for fatherhood>I'm yearning for fatherhoodsounds kinda gay...
>>99381432I'll be sure to catch it, kaomoji-kun.
>>99381379I think gibby would make a great father if he wanted to have a family, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard him express desire for it. Octavio either, so I’d bump those two down on the list. Axel, Flayon, Shinri and Hakka would go up higher for me because they actively want spouses and big warm families. Passion counts for a lot in parenting, even when skill is lacking.
>>99381379Goldie would be a shitty dad. He lacks self control. Might end up beating his kid. Hakka knows what being fatherless is so he'll try to be good, but will end up rasing a spoiled brat who would grow up to be a dysfunctional adult.
>>99381575If wanting to have a wife and kids is gay then I’m the biggest faggot on planet earth
>>99381412Yeah my main point is I can never say anything right and it just bums me out.I don't know how to fix it
i think flayon would be the best father if he had daughters
>>99381677Stay true to yourself queen
>>99381679Ew no, I can just see him trying to lecture them about girlhood that he knows nothing about but he feels like he's an expert on it
>>99381677Just talk about streams when they're happening, or talk about a vod when you're bored. This isn't discord, anon. Don't ruminate here.
>>99381677Just ignore meanies on 4chan.
Octavio would be the best dad. He's the most disciplined out of all our boys.
>>99381727if they were boys maybe, but with girls, i think he would just be a little overbearing and doting.
>>99381679I wouldn't let that weirdo near any child
>my oshi will have a wife who isnt me and kids that arent with melife is so cruel
>>99381449>>99381575Why would you want to deliberately bring children into this world? In this economy? In this climate? You'll be cursing them with suffering for life.
>>99382011Move out to the country.
>>99381988Name him
>>99382011Because I ain’t no bitch. Also I’m doing this lol >>99382068
>>99381677Literally just stop using this place as a diary and bait for (You)s because this is the only place where you get attention. Talk about the streams or your oshi if it's dead horas. It's that simple. Everyone will like you more.
>>99381677People have explained time and time again what the problem with you is kaomoji but it's been like 8 months or something and you're still on your ways (though less so)I know you're highly autistic but try to imitate what other people are posting instead of being off in your own lala land and probably spend some time browsing other boards
>>99382068>>99382175Er actually I misread that and thought it said move out of the country, which is what I’m actually gonna do
>>99382217I'm >>99382068 and I say that's a viable option as well, depending on what country you're going to.If it's Japan, then that's probably gonna be good living for a while as long as the exchange rate is shit. I gotta get myself out there for a week or two myself, honestly.
>>99378798 don't know if this counts but I want Ruze to domestically abuse me
>>99382183 I've been talking about streams mostly sometimes there is off-topic discussion.>>99382195I do go to other threads/boards for stuff I don't always talk here.
>>99380592Altare might be at the bottom tbdesu. Both he and Jurard are spouse-child tier but Jurard at least has money and doesn’t have depression.Bettel would be divorced but at least he cleans and interacts regularly with his family.
>>99382289Well what do you know, it IS Japan. Who could have guessed. I kinda like that country
PILOT ON THE MELTY BLOOD TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnjfD1c2UYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnjfD1c2UYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnjfD1c2UY
>>99382345And this is why you're seen as a nuisance, you immediately go on the defensive and dismiss what others say. You can't take criticism.
>>99382917.__. I heard what you said so no I'm not being defensive. Also what other people posted
>>99382345You have been pretty good about it desu, but saying “sometimes there is offtopic discussion” is kind of disingenuous. Talking about your own thoughts and feelings is often focused directly on yourself and not about the boys, and you sometimes ask the thread questions and polls which are offtopic. These aren’t things that “just happen”, but deliberate choices you make. I am proud of you for ignoring bait and trying to stay ontopic recently, just keep trying to review your posts and delete the more personal blog-style ones.
i love watching flayon beat women
>>99378798i want to get shinri blackout drunk, take advantage of him, then leave before he wakes up so he isn't completely sure whether he just dreamed the night before or if it actually happened.
>>99383138hot i want this now
>>99382992Yes. Yes you are. You may be ESL but you do notice that you wave off what others say and claim you "improved". Yes, that is being defensive. Stop playing stupid.
>>99383083I said sometimes which means not a lot. The polls were me being curious about how people felt about collabs. The statements about feeling demotivated to draw or whatever were "blog" stuff. But I don't really do that to much now. So it's true that stufff doesn't have to do with the boys. I wasn't being disingenuous because I'm not saying everyone is doing it.
>>99383509>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?>It is not of our concern.Keep learning the thread culture kaomojichan, I know you can do it
>>99381677this is 4chan. people say stupid stuff all the time. intentionally(like me) and unintentionally(like me). but as long as you don't stand out it doesn't matter.
>machigooners
the bigger issue is the avatarfagging imo
>>99381988It hurts but ultimately I want him to have a wife that he deserves and he deserves way better than me
>>99383693Just here to talk about boys there are other threads with girls and not reply to Bait that involves them. So I have to do better
if that fucking dog wins the polls again after 5 years im goin to beat flayon to a bloody pulp
>>99383768This is the biggest issue. I say retarded shit all the time but no one knows it all comes from a single person kek
>>99383932>Just here to talk about boysStop. Talking.
>>99384103I'm not talking anymore ._.
I would like to join the Holostars.
>illya deserves better
