Shark bit his finger
sharks are so cool brehs
>>5467762>jews after arriving in America
>>5467770Isssp issssp isp issssssppp isssssssssp isp isp. Who let this lispy faggot work as a narrator?
>>5469834>jews while living rent free in your noggin
>>5469834mutually benefitting? picrel isn't showing parasites, unlike the ones in your brain, fucking retard
>>5470005All old sailors know that remoras cause so much drag, that if one attaches to a ship it will stop the ship dead in the water.
>>5470045those sharks look fake
>>5467761wow!that thing is absolutely punished!!is it from fights among its own kind, or just from hunting??
>>5470061Fighting his own kind for sure.
>>5469551now he can tell chicks about his shark scar
>>5470061Punished Shark. Big Boss's aquatic phantom. He carries out his meme in an environment where Big Boss himself, cannot be.
>>5470061Mating
>>5470045based
nice
>>5470061this looks more like an orca attack the shark escaped, the depth and uniformity of the decent strikes line up, 2-3 hit it side on and chomped down but it got away
>>5467789Why would anyone feel the need to do thisGo play with dolphins instead
>>5473596Are you deranged? Dolphins are rapists, it would be extremely dangerous to do this with dolphins.
>>5473596i mean, dolphins are also predatory carnivores...
>>5470061I heard it was talking shit.
>>5474975tfw no shark wife
>>5469548That's a real chunker
>>5467790i could never
>>5469548pregannt?
>>5469834kek
>>5467761someone got into it with a boat propeller and lost.
>>5474975she look like she fuck human male
>>5475608doubt it
>>5470045FUCK
>>5469834you mean with all these little pesky anglos saxons attached to them?
>>5477308lol
>>5477316yeah, maybe don't stick a thing that looks like a baby seal in front of a shark.
>>5469548I wish I could high five a shark like that.
>>5474975Why would you rub right over her eyes?
>>5479487she likes it
>>5467778Ecosystems with mangroves are so fucking cool.
>>5467761I heard their skin is like sand paper. Orcas who hunted Sharks ended up with ground down teeth because of it, so they eventually started only picking out the most nutritious part of the shark
>>5467761
>>5470045Damnit
>>5482742that is NOT a shark
>>5482478Explains why drift wood is so smooth
>>5482478Their sand is like sandpaper, that much is true, but the thing about it grinding down the teeth of orcas sounds like bs
>>5467784I can't find that youtube channel. Would have loved a comfy shark channel.
>>5477451Implying a Tiger gives a shit. In front of mouth = food.
>>5467774A croc would wreck a giant great white right?
>>5484902I don't think either would go for the other, but I doubt a croc could even get a good hold on something as large as a giant great white. if somehow the croc managed, it could death roll and tear up the shark badly. but if the great white got a hold of the croc first, it could probably chomp it in half.
>>5469551>Doesn't drop his beer What a chad lol
>>5484902That's a gator and a bull shark. The shark would win if they went hardcore. Stop feeding the wildlife you fucking jackasses.t. Florida Man.Yes, I am able to tell that the video is from South Carolina.
>>5477218>evenly spaced parallel scars evenly distributed along the flank>not propeller scarsPick one.
>>5470005they're not actually cleaning anything, they're scrape and licking the slime off the whale's body, which it needs, plecos and remoras kill other fish this way
>>5484689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeOSlZYdvLY
>>5488257Thank you. Didn't realize he changed his channel name.
>>5487526>evenly spaced parallel scarsexcept for all the ones that aren't. And if a shark had been that intimate with a propeller down the entire length of it's side, it wouldn't be alive.
>>5488320>that tiny ass grate>that fuck huge great white
>>5488358its okay, he's a friendly shark
>>5487766Remoras do no do that, they don't even suck on with their mouth, they use the top of their head. They eat debris (food waste / shit) floating next to the shark they hitch a ride with.
>>5487766hey it's me (>>5488373) just wated to say my bad, actually they do do that
>>5488662nope
>>5467761>"Yes… of pain he has learned much. Of knowledge, of teaching, he knows nothing."
>>5475608Hey look it's the dumbass from Jaws
*bump*
>>5475333Pergrent?
>>5467789>>5469615>>5474975You just know
>>5489484Now these beaches WILL stay open!
>>5467761Treasured in souphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtPK0DUCoo
>>5491426china is an abomination
>>5470045I felt fear
>>5467772ebin gameraman
>>5467784I recently saw a video about these sharksthey're apparently toxic but are eaten in Iceland after some time of fermentationthe other cool thing I remember is they keep losing their teeth and growing new ones all throughout their lives
>>5467761Used to think sharks were cool till I saw that Orca beam the fuck out of a great white. Then I realized they're just dumb fish. Mammals stay winning.
>>5474975>anthropomorphize every animal the channelretards
>>5467774Did you notice the brib in the top left?????
>>5482478it's true that orcas only eat the livers of sharks and discard the rest
>>5467784>blind for 400 yearsfuck
>>5492310>other cool thing I remember is they keep losing their teeth and growing new ones all throughout their livesAll sharks do that, not just the Greenland sharks.
>>5489484
>>5492317good eye. I think the gator is looking at him
>>5492337Hey, where's the cream filling?
>>5492337what did he mean by this?
>>5492337looks like you gotta bite.seriously though, what happened next?
>>5492337I would have turned that kayak brown. Source?
>>5494270>>5494466>is this food?>bites>it is not>leavesThis is how sharks are, every moment of their life.
>>5500029wholesome
>>5501609based shark
>>5482742GURAAAA
>>5503870Where the Chumbies at?
>>5486243nice beat anon :)
>>5503870>>5504122NOT A SHARK
>>5504197If she walks like a Shark, talks like a Shark, bites like a Shark, she's a Shark. Bump.
>>5505862FAKE SHARK FAKE SHARK FAKE SHARK
>>5469844lispies should be banned from narrating anything
>>5498656mad lad
>>5503870>>5504122Don't be s s(hr)imp
>>5473596Thrill seekers enjoy coming close to death.
>>5469834Lol too real
>>5482742>>5503870>>5504122Gura is government psychop
>>5515081It did that twirly thing crocodiles do.Also this is the whitest thing ever, playing with a literal shark then going "dam it took mah pinky!"
>>5515085>playing withHe was trying to unhook it
>>5515087fuck around and find out
SHORK
>>5515738based
>>5515738
>>5515843NOT A SHARK
>>5470061>is it from fights among its own kind, or just from hunting??Orca banter.
>>5515085>It did that twirly thing crocodiles do.And this is the niggerest thing posted in this thread.
>>5517157>massive jowls on the sharkwhy did they do this?
>>5517160discovery channel is fake and gay
SHARK UP
>>5519761THAT IS NOT A SHARK
I love がうる・ぐら UwU
>>5521680damn he's fast
>>5521694she
>>5521700how do you know
>>5521711>how do you knowi follow her on teether
>>5522387kek
shark goes up
>>5467790>blue shark and pilot fishname a more iconic duo
>>5526670> It was often said by sailors that sharks and pilot fish share something like a "close companionship";[23] there were even tales of this fish following ships which had captured "their" shark for up to six weeks[24] and showing signs of distress in its absence.[25][26];_;
look at her go hehe
>>5528731kek
>>5528751beautiful. is it changing colors or is that just colored light reflecting off it?
>>5528835afaik they can't change colors like octopuses. So probably yes - some light/shadow effect. Or maybe when its skin stretches its color changes a bit, idk.
>>5528731Why didn't they push it back into the ocean?
>>5515734You have no kind of rod or pole on the boat?wyte
>>5514275Misread that as a >government psychopomp and was distressed by wondering what the hell that would mean.
>>5528835Since it's changing at the same rate the respective areas are moving in relation to the camera, it's probably an iridescence thing.
>>5529158Why would they throw away their biggest trophy catch?
>>5515085Shark probably were the first to come up with this move.(Warning: it's a little graphic)
>>5529158Would you like to volunteer to go try to manhandle a 600 lb predator with razor sharp teeth that is in a state of panic and actively thrashing around?
>>5482742>>5477585These vids are why im NEVER going in the ocean again
>>5529500
>>5469844>Who let this lispy faggot work as a narrator?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron
>>5484902>>5485449Saltwater crocodiles eat small sharks, but other species don't spend much time in places where sharks are.
>>5473596Besides what the other anons said, orcas are bros. No wild orca has ever been known to kill a human.
>>5492323To be fair, the liver can constitute a quarter of the shark's mass and maybe half its calorie content.
>>5529509>the shark just nonchalantly swims around looking at him like "you fucking goofball, you're not a fish get back on land"
outskilled
>>5529424>Shark probably were the first to come up with this move.It's a different move though. Sharks spin a little bit (and may instead just move back and forth) to saw their way through flesh with their teeth, and they use the technique on soft parts of their prey. Crocodilians don't have cutting teeth, so they grab on to some part and twist (in one direction) until the connective tissue tears. This typically takes several rotations to sever a piece. The techniques wouldn't work if you swapped the teeth involved.
>>5529656say what you like, but spinning is a neat trick
>>5529617shark bros...
>>5529612what the fuck is wrong with this gay retard?
>>5529612>>5530494ran into the side of the aquarium :(
>>5530494It's the result of inbreeding. Aussies almost wiped out these sharks a few decades ago. So now most of the population is the descendants of a small number of sharks, that survived.
>>5529509fake and gay
>>5482742>>5523622Same vibe
oc from the diver anon from one of the previous threads
>>5531121
>>5531124
>>5531126
>>5530494The gamer posture
