Speedruns, smash tournaments, conventions and the autistic/cringe shit associated with them
>>5522631dios mio
>>5522631AWOOGA
>>5522631thats a tranny 100%
>>5522628that's jellybeannose/jellybeanasmr
>>5522631I grew up with a few girls like this, always wanted to game with the boys instead of doing girl shit. One friend moved with his family from England, always got made fun of for his accent and social awkwardness but he was the only boy around that got Mario Party when it released on N64 and when we went over we discovered he had a fucking hot twin sister that had big tits and ass but was being home schooled instead. Fucking dummies at school were bullying this guy when he had a super hot sister he would bully in between Mario Party minigames; so you get the sick ass minigames with a bro and the occasional pantie shot when those two started wrestlin, shit was good platinum evening entertainment. Another girl i knew in middle school had massive fucking tits and ass and her mom was a fucking stripper that would buy her daughter in middle school heels and skirts and my friend would try on different outfits and strut around her moms apartment in heels for me, i jokingly asked to try them on one time and fucking nearly snapped my foot off, spent the whole day laying on her bed while big tiddy friend held ice on my ankle and teased me while we played her moms Dreamcast. For some reason this stripper single mom would want to play Soul Calibur after she got done shanking her tits and holes for dudes at the club.
>>5522623>autistic/cringe shit>cringeOld school speedrunning conventions were the best you'll ever experience.
>>5522644Kids these days are getting gayer and gayer, I'd be overflowing with confidence for the rest of my life if I managed to make a 24 year old cutie fall I love with me at 14.
>>5523390gus my hero
>>5522677>You guys say rape all the timeHe was right. I mean, Mango was spelling out "Ahh rape" with dollar bills. Funny that Chillin is just making a random guest appearance in this.
>>5523397I expected this run to be good after this moment, but it was just a massive wet fart>>5523390JUICY
>>5525675I wonder how much autistic pussy this guy gets at these things?
>>5525675He shoos away the tranny and pulls the hot woman. Based
Man I don't laugh at, or even feel cringe watching these things anymore. I just feel bad for these people. Like they spent so little time with other humans they don't know how to interact. Also fits in my theory that trannies aren't entirely off mentally. Just loners that have questions on fitting in and been given the wrong answer. Sad
>>5522623She totally wanted to fuck the white passing guy.
Sound warning on this one
>>5526946tom the cat having a mental breakdown
>>5523525Huh? Is there a story for this?
>>5522647What a drama queen
>>5522623Good old Tuna melt-chan>>5526974Yeah, she was arrested for sexually assaulting that same boy. Hope she got the death penalty.
>>5526640None, he got banned for being a creepy cunt.
To the untrained eye this might not look like much, but there's a lot of things that could go wrong if you sell the wrong items or mess up the gear/skill equipping
>>5527292more story behind this?
>>5523248How are you now, is the lucky pervert streak still going?
>>55282606'3 and white, so yeah things are going great, toured Asia for 7 years and did the typical white sexpat thing. Currently i play League back in the USA and fuck big titty sluts i meet in ARAM games.
>>5528092>If you're blind, you could make mistakes.Thanks pal, as a deaf guy, I'd like to say: dwsjsfdjfsd fkljfsjfsak ejje jfjfskf
>>5528322NTA, but you missed the point.It's not about the fact that mistakes can happen while doing things blindly, it's about the meaning or the repercussions behind making such accidental mistakes.
>>5528243Yea, he was being really creepy, you might even say kind of a creepy cunt. He ended up getting banned for it in the end. Hope this helps
>>5526923Thank you, i was hopping to find this gem.
>>5528449In other words, fake story until proven otherwise
>>5528427>Mistakes made during a speedrun can ruin the speedrunYou think?
>>5528427>>5528322FF9 speedruns have a snowball effect where if 1 thing goes wrong it usually branches off into more little things going wrongPulling off that menu without missing 1 little thing is important because pretty much the entire previous 8 hours of the speedrun is a buildup to that menu which sets you up for the final hour of the run
>>5529206also it's not just the fact that he didn't make a mistake, but most people who've run that game cannot do that menu that quickly even while using their eyes
>>5529206>>5529212That's all self evident if you're even passingly familiar with speedruns.
>>5528092>blind speedrun of fucking FFlol whats the point
>>5529236Are we arguing?
>>5522647such a fucking emotional race of people like relax it's not that serious, eternal victims.
>>5529212Doing that menu blindfolded is kind of a novelty thing but being able to do it that quickly and accurately in a live run at GDQ without botching it is kind of cool. He did it again a year later for an FF8 speedrun at gdq but he had the blindfold on for about 7 minutes for that one - it didn't look as a quick and snappy as the FF9 one but it looked way more confusing.
>>5526946>Sound warning on this onefucker wasn't lying
>>5522652Hbox is basedWatch the emplemon vid on him
>>5526946
>>55294461 of the funniest parts of this clip is it even has the fucking speedrun timer
>>5522638highly based behaviour
>>5522671Physical pain
>>5527292>>5528449So what you're saying is he was smashing mad gash until some tranny got crass he wouldn't touch his ass.
>>5522628
>>5526793They are off mentally. If you think you need to change yourself in extreme ways to fit you're off
>>5528092Luzbelheim is a great speedrunner. Why he sold out to go to a tranny event is beyond me
>>5527154That's horrible they are of different life phases. What did they even have to talk about?
>>5522647the nigger is obviously a queer that wants to keep it on the dl
>>5522652lol, big fat babby, "i worked hard at vidya!"
>>5522654so, 100% then, aspie faggots
>>5522647This is why we can't have a functioning society
>>5522659I really like it when they say the quiet part out loud.
>>5530697"ladies and gentlemen, it happened. we have a new dingle do 3 stage 14 world record"
>>5523387only good run from that event. Those zoomers had infectious energy
>>5526787100% Troon BTFO'd
>>5522670brutally hard to watch
>>5533371I'm waiting for one of these clips to end with a gunshot
>>5526923Like most of the things on the speedrun iceberg, this is real, surprisingly
>>5526946I recognize this from the "webcam" instantly>>5528092This is impressive. I like when there's unorthodox stuff like this. There was a FF run at the most recent event where they fucked up a softlocked themselves on a fight in FF6 or something, and it was cool watching them route their way out of the fight live. It took like 40 minutes but they did it.
>>5529388does it mention the part where he cheats on his fiance?
>>5522668A friend and I still quote that. "Stop cryin'. That's not real nigga shit." "I'm not a real nigger."
>>5526918based s3rl easter egg cameo
>>5522660>They're giggling When was this? Surely this has to be pre-2016 given people don't immediately spaz out when they hear nigger.
>>5526987>>5529277>>5533181The nig is 100% in the right here. People like the guy on the left touch others when talking because they want their undivided attention. I'm as white as snow and that behaviour is my biggest pet peeve. Anyone defending that squirmy weirdo is just like him.
>>5533882Who's the one in the left (white shirt)? She seems really familiar but I can't place her.