Time for another one. Post as many Jack videos as you can, but other shitty cooks are welcome.
jesus this is fucking painful to watch
>>5529343I'm glad you like it
>>5529346>ZipLoc bag>"I don't know how to get these out"this dude cant be real.
>>5529323Jack is how I imagine most people than don't properly cook their food look like
I like to eat my chicken medium rare not gonna lie.
>>5529377I prefer air dried.
>>5529327i can't believe this man is still alive but why is his right arm limp like it's fucking paralyzed is he finally going to keel over in his sleep
>>5529386He's had 3 strokes. The second stroke ruined his arm, and his third just recently has essentially put him in a wheelchair and he slurs his speech. He still continues to cook badly, but with the help of his wife now.
>>5529323its gonna be a jack thread
>>5529346So what's the recipe for the lazy man's omelette? Asking for a lazy friend.
>>5529496Scramble an egg, grate some cheese, dump it in a ziploc bag and boil the bag in a pot of hot water.
>>5529503>and boil the bag in a pot of hot water.But wouldn't that melt the bag into the omelette and give you super AIDS?
I am Jacks complete lack of cooking ability
Anyone that isn't using one of those wireless food thermometers is retarded. Swallow your pride and cook your food perfectly each time.
>>5529323>Bad Cookingit's just gonna be jack, isn't it?>Post as many Jack videos as you canop is indeed a faggot.jack doesn't even reach cringe.jack is like one of those other internet things where it's so middle of the road pointless, yet somehow there's anons that have latched onto it, thinking this is somehow what the internet is supposed to be for.it's a very odd thing.webm related is what the internet is for.
>>5529387I can't believe his half-assed keto diet didn't fix it.
>>5529338I ate a charred rib that was in the fridge too long and it tasted like dish soap.
>>5529323Let's address the elephant in the room: Did he recover from his latest hospitalization or is he dead?
>>5529787If you, unlike Jack, have any braincells left you'll get some food grade sous vide bags to do that with.
>>5529860What's wrong with this? Her knife skills are weird and a bit scary, but she gets the job done.You can't beat this level of cringe, don't even try
>>5530210Jack can tie it
>>5530210
Please somebody post the ftm tranny smashing potatoes with a glass
>>5530267If anybody has more of this guy, particular airplane bathroom cooking, i appreciate it
>>5530218There's one tiktok of a hot girl making french toast, and at the end she says get out and the guy reacts to that. Anyway, this lemon cake isn't going to be that good cause it doesn't have a syrup drizzle
>>5530218i'm so fucking lonely that i wouldn't mind having this thing around just for background noise
for fucks sake im not even italian and these threads are the worst gore ive seen on 4chan
>>5529860>rincing garlic
>>5530214Watching videos where people make her salad is the cherry on the top. The people who straight up vomit as soon as they chew it for three seconds are the best. I particularly love Should I Series' disdain for her.
>>5530270
>>5530210>What's wrong with this
>>5530621jesus anon, get a pet
>>5529387Ja/ck/ had another stroke? Shit
>>5530224Henry's Kitchen is goat.
>>5529860She's obviously 'aving a giggle. Who is this btw?
How has this man gone through his entire life, and setup a "cooking" channel on youtube, but doesnt understand anything about cooking?
>>5531024Is that Krazam with the phone?
>>5530067It depends on what you mean by "recover" I guess. He did rehabilitation for a little while but gave up on it, so he can sort of hobble walk but mostly needs the Wal-Mart scooter to get around.His speech and arm are still in very bad shape. He could get better if he wanted, but he won't change his ways and is too lazy to continue the therapy.
>>5532252It's the dude from the Should I Series channel on youtube. He runs a Pizza place, and uses the kitchen after hours to make Cobra Recopies.I am 99% sure he's a /ck/ shitposter.
>>5532233he did nothing wrong.
>>5531187>>5530267I am disturbed and impressed
>>5529838holy fucking shit lmao
>>5533361Vegan "food" is absolutely fucking disgusting
>>5533815He makes Youtuber recipes in general. He's done Townsends, Ja/ck/, Kay, Cobra, and I know a few others.>I am 99% sure he's a /ck/ shitposter.There is zero chance he doesn't browse here in some respect, I'm pretty sure he himself was advertising his channel years ago which is why I found out about his cooking videos.
>>5531024Learn english
>>5530267Homeboy fresh outta the can with that one
>>5529346wtf man
>>5533836
>>5530215DESU this probably tastes pretty awesome for the first 3 bites, but it's barely food.
>>5530218Any food that has sat near this creature automatically becomes a health hazard via both cringe exposure and tranny germination, let alone food made by it.
jack keeps amazing mebut not in a good way
>>5529380I wish people would stop posting this one. Jack made that video in response to an article in the New Yorker claiming that using a hair dryer before putting the chicken in the oven makes the skin crispier.Jack was not impressed with the results, but the woman who wrote the article used a $600 hair dryer while Jack used a $20 one.
>>5529387There's strong evidence suggesting it's his fifth stroke actually, there were two times he described mini stroke symptoms but didn't seek medical attention
>>5529346He cooked food in a plastic bag???
>>5529387Geez poor jack :(
>>5529503seems like more work than just making a regular omelet
>>5529334Jesus fucking christ
>>5534057vegan "cheese" is honestly the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth, and I'm a gay prostitute.
>>5539490Jack once strangled his son, almost to death. He is a terrible person and a retard, he deserves to suffer.
>>5539869His son is probably a shitty person too, so...
>>5539894Damn, you're retarded.
>>5538593It's funny because it's absurd and classic Jack. It was a dumbass idea in a dumbass article, but of course Jack tried it.
>>5529387Incredible loop
>>5540091It's not retarded. Shitty people are likely to have shitty children, because genes exist.
>>5529327> don't eat that don't eat that don't eat that don't eat that don't eat thatHe fucking ate it...
>>5533361> "Egg" Porridge I'm legitimately going to vomit
>>5540406> Yu vill eat ze bugsJack was just ahead of the curve there.
>>5541767That's not the part that makes you retarded.
>>5541820What's the part that makes me retarded?
>>5529387Nothing wrong with meat or cheese.
>>5541861Very true
>>5541834Your brain
>>5530621Do it. Find out if the suicide attempt rate is contagious.
>>5541861In moderation.
>>5533361Fucking smoggies, why are they like this?
>>5542270That's not a response. That applies to literally everything.
>>5541861true, everything else in that webm is wrong though
>>5542317ok jack
>>5544019The only thing stopping me from beating Jack to death with my own hands, is the disgust I feel when thinking about touching or smelling him.
>>5544203imagine the powerful cumshots
>>5544209I put you on my list for this comment.
>>5541771a lot of places eat rare or even raw chicken. you're just socialized into thinking it's weird but there's really nothing wrong with it
>>5544236That is absolutely not true.
>>5530074There is no such thing as food safe plastic.
>>5544236>a lot of places serve completely raw chickenLmao
>>5544239>>5545001search rare chicken or chicken sushi
>>5545015Not so fast nigga, you said rare AND raw.
>>5545019No I didn’t, dumb fuck. Kill your self
>>5529338Is he wearing those transition lenses? What a fucking dork.
>>5545080>a lot of places eat rare or even raw chicken
>>5529860I always give my chopped meat a zip and a half of seasoning! Thanks Marie!
>>5545019The chicken sushi is raw. also that other guy ain't me
>>5545015dumb retard
>>5529327ITS RAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>5529860Would. Her, not the "sauce"
>>5530218kid raised by disney
>>5545376They're just a person having fun doing an activity they enjoy. Try to be less of a miserable jaded cunt and you could enjoy life too.
>>5533836I completely agree
>>5533361Where's part 2? Legitimately curious now
>>5532233This man just wants to enjoy his meal the way he likes it without being bothered. It's the cameraman that's cringe for making a big deal out of the situation.
>>5532233I load mine up with fresh grated Parm, but plain tomato sauce is just drowning out the flavors. Italians will cringe at this, but then do the exact same thing in a soup pot, call it a stew in their faggot language, then act like it's a completely different thing.
>>5545080>a lot of places eat rare or even raw chicken>raw chicken>rawInteresting.
>>5531187He's the MacGyver of shitty food. Their is a non-zero chance he could assemble a bomb using all the supplies he smuggled onto that plane. I fear this man.
>>5546169>PakiBritbong meth addict detected.
>>5546169>he eats raw chickenThe consequences of Cooking with Jack. RIP.
>>5546169>>5545080>>5545015> Chicken SushiYou know that Sushi is RAW Fish, don't you? No, it is NOT fucking NORMAL to eat Chicken RAW! Cats & Dogs can eat RAW meat but not 'normal' Humans!
>>5529330Is that clam chowder that he's sweetening?
>>5547863Rice pudding
>>5547946That makes too much sense!
>>5546570respect for trying to reach a retard.
>>5548093rice pudding does need some sugar but what jack did is way beyond what you should add
>>5533836>>5545959if it wasn't obvious by the way that this despicable hairless pig licks the dishware: you're wronghe has no taste or class, only autism, and if his feelings could be hurt by ridicule he wouldn't act the way he does
>>5529323
>>5529860>how to make homemade tomato sauce>step 1: start with tomato sauceWhat a fuckhead
>>5549715needs more cheese, desu
>>5545756>They'refuck off fag go rope yourself
>>5549990you do know "they're" is just a normal English word, right?meaning they areit is common to use when talking about anyone in the 3rd person.
>>5549990I used "they" because I honestly can't tell if it's a fag dressed as a woman or not. It's common English, paki.
>>5529323I microwave my scrambled eggs and they used to explode like this. I learned to mix a little butter in and they cook normally.
Does anyone have that clip from a British TV show with the two women opening a coconut with a chefs knife? It still gives me nightmares.
>>5551552It'd be funnier if it was real. Don't you find it odd that they are adding mass at each stage yet the motor bowl doesn't fill up more than the first time? Also the hot dog stays relatively the same size.
>>5550789>I microwave my scrambled eggsYou fit right in haha
>>5529334>>5539696I always like people who overreact to such things. You need to try really hard to get poisoned with undercooked checken in first world countries.
>>5552207Jack has had salmonella 4 times, so that should already tell you something.
>>5530218this troon has a fetish for disgusting dirty feet, hence the name. She posts pics of her feet after walking around the city barefoot.
>>5552627Lol
>>5530210im gonna be sick
>>5529860The meatball video is also funny
>>5530218definitely has a palestine flag in her x profile
>>5552906Found the jew
>>5552978I could care less for jews, you trannystinian
>>5529346looks like a he heated up a bunch of soiled diapers what in godfuck
>>5530215welcome back to Tim's Kitchen Tips
