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>>5530065This is clever and cute. We have 40 cats, and I would rather use the ladder to take them all up onto the roof and toss them off.
>>5529968
what's with all these garbage videos with added sound effects
>>5530229One of the common symptoms of autism is hypersensitivity to sensory input, including sound. Individuals with autism may experience sound sensitivity, also known as hyperacusis, which can cause discomfort, anxiety, and even physical pain.
>>5530130That first cat might be seriously injured
>>5530283Kek
>>5530283bro i want to hear what happens, not some loony toons shit added on top
>>5529968what a good fucking cat
>>5530385>loony toonsIt's Looney Tunes
>>5530532Granny is loving it
>>5530077
>>5529973Trim the border, moron
>>5530625trim deez nuts
>>5530081unless you live in an 12 story-high apartment complex, it wouldn't work. cats can jump from 3rd floor without taking any injuries, and can survive from the 8th floor with moderate injuries only.
>>5530229The mentally deficient require extra stimuli.
>>5531027You sound like you ask your mom for extra tendies.
>>5531245you'd know all about that huh
>>5531255>no ulol
>>5531441the noooo got me
>>5530530
>>5530005volume warning
>>5531484the retard who keeps their cat in a small cage got me
>>5531669
>>5531529Hell yeah, nigga cat!
>>5532291
>>5532293REAL?
>>5532293Saw a fat cat attempt that to escape a shitbull once, funniest thing.
>>5530508>13 cats>14 bowlsFor what reason?
>>5530130>>5530340That cat stuck in the window would die if there wasn't a human around to free it. That's why you never leave your apartment without closing the windows f you have a cat. Disturbing video
>>5533252The last one is for the cat who recorded that video.
>>5533241MODS
>Finally enough samples>Inspecting everyone>nothingw-wait... is everyone...?
>>5533954Are you okay, anon?
>>5533954Wake up.
>>5533954That's right, anon. Everyone is a lambster.
>>5534319>emotionalhe just looks annoyed
>>5534514yeah, it's some weird cope about the camera angle creating a humanlike sad expression that isn't really there, at least it's not as stupid as pictures of kittens with eye infections "crying"
>>5534557Thot pawtrolled.
does anyone have the cat that goes "rrrrang"
>>5534514>>5534516>t. my mother never licked my forehead
>>5534612the french cat?
>>5530394BETRAYED.
>>5534872
dont hurt kot
>>5535041What a little shit
>>5530420That's Kirli (dirty), he's famous in Istanbul
>>5533954
>>5529968That’s a lynx point Siamese. I have one too. Very intelligent but mischievous cats. Very affectionate and social too.
>>5531964Why do foxes always get btfo by cats despite being significantly larger animals? Do cats have better reflexes? Better fighting style?
>>5534598
>>5534963>>5523975
>>5535221>Do cats have better reflexes?Yes. The most prolific hunter in the world ( mammal at the least ) is a tiny desert cat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHniGHqnNfkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8o9PsJPAQ
>>5535302>The most prolific hunter in the worldthats actually a dragonfly, they can hunt twice their bodyweight daily and have a basically 100% chance hunt success rate
>>5535221well yea, you're watching a scavenger play-fighting with an apex-predator
>>5534805yes
>>5534612>>5534805>>5535505I can find it on youtube sometimes but never without some cringy tiktok shit or sound edithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGuqQnDGbrs
>>5529969I have no idea what happened but kek
>>5532309Seek therapy
>>5535899This is why i wouldn't get a young cat, they do this shit all the time. Just get an older one who just wants to cuddle and sleep all day.
>>5535913>just adopt an old cat who will get sick and cost you lots of money before dying shortly after
>>5535922By older i mean anything from five or six upwards, even though getting an actual old cat is pretty cool, too.
>>5535514I love these tiktok sound edits thanks.
>>5532293Megnets
>>5535934probably mice in the walls.
>>5536535>>5536543Poor cats stuck with dumb owners
>>5535953And they say cats fail the mirror test. Bet they just got a batch of really stupid cats. My cats get it just fine.
>>5536918Cute but it's obviously the owner turning their head but cat is squinting and not minding. Full on trust.
>>553325910/10 response!
>>5534958Animal abuse
>>5535333song? also checked
>>5537606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gqXzDcllA
>>5536637or just cats that didnt give a fuck
>>553762239
>>5537675god i wish that were me
>>5537720yeah i too want pet kot
>>5529966I don't have the patience to crop it perfectly. I apologize for my weakness.
>>5537725haha yeah
>>5537812>dog turns to look at camera
>>5537816he knows he's going to be in one of those shit compilations and is not amused
>>5534557My favorite of all-time
>>5537983>toxoplasmosis brain needs his cat vids individually curated or he doesn't get his dopamine rushsad
>>5535333
>>5537133I have hired this fucking thing to stare at you.
>>5530081That is too many cats
>>5530130MOOOOOOODS
>>5537133koshkawife
>>5531669Nice try Ivan but cute cats won't convince me to become a commie
>>5538768cats need a nerf
>>5535221They don't necessarily, that fox was clearly just play-fighting. The other anon is right that foxes are scavengers and cats are actual predators, but the weight difference is still huge, if a fox is for some reason intent on hurting a cat and the cat fails to escape, he's gonna be in for a world of hurt.The fox might get hurt too - that's the reality in any fight. But for example in that webm, the fox could have easily followed through on any of its lungers, maybe gotten its face scratched (worst case an eye damaged), and in return had the cat in its jaws and in position to kill or very badly maim.
>>5538909
>>5539268>Mao Zedong Cat>not Meow Zedong
>>5535514
>>5535221what are you some kinda fatass who thinks size is everything
>>5539111fuck no they are currently in the process of being smashed and slammed though
>>5539288
>>5537812EL GATO
>>5533927oh shit
>>5537133icbm ready to fire
>>5541017I have this saved as Catastropheperfectly accurate name
>>5529971Y he bully him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPYwt_Z0VpY
>>5542556
>>5530283Why would an artist want to add the sounds then?
>>5535036This is that 9/11 song.
>>5533927Wow...That is a lot of Chinese girl cartoon books, anon.
>>5534961What is this song?
>>5543951Woah a reply. Well I had to look for it a little.I found the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itGDySDK13sI looked at the comments and saw these comments:>That was actually the theme song for the incredible hulk tv show from the 1970s.....i call this walking away music..lol....it plays in my head when leaving a bad relationship or job>Idk about "stunning" its incredible hulk theme, sounds nice but let's not get carried away here.And so I went to search for it for you anon and they weren't wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg
>>5543998That's not even the same video. It's a different song and the cat falls asleep a different way.
>>5543998Found it.https://www.instagram.com/p/BgY-3J9An-6/
>>5544327Oh yeah you're right. I didn't notice. That cat piano video wasn't so easy to find because if you use those words you get everything but this guy and his cat. I assumed it was the same song since I only found that video. Not to be a debby downer but the video is from 7 years ago. That cat might still be alive but I doubt it.
>>5531998Boris approved, platinum gopnik medal for you
>>5543514This is too sad. I hope he got some kot buddies.
>>5532296Funny thing, Sauron did actually take the form of a cat in early Tolkien writingshttps://youtu.be/dGnw5PZw1Gk?si=_9t0wqtSKdpcRzTN
>>5544759kek gonna name that webm tevildo from now on
>>5544759>Miaulë
>>5531517That cats a fat fuck
>>5531493
>>5546539Diddy Kong Racing character select screen
>>5543514Dude just wants some friends.
>>5534612>>5538748And an extra one.
>>5535392>>5539201>The other anon is right that foxes are scavengerThey aren't exclusively scavangers. They hunt and catch prey if the opportunity or need arises.
Can someone tell me the lore on this cat.
>>5547278I think she was abused by her previous owners or something. that's why she looks and acts like an autistic cat
>>5547278>>5547308/v/ is telling me not only is it declawed, its defanged as well
>>5533954Always has been
>>5547354shit, really? imagine the piece of shit thought process involved>i abuse my cat but it keeps clawing me, there's obviously no choice, i need to cripple it for life by permanently removing its claws>i abuse my declawed cat but it keeps biting me, there's obviously no choice, i need to further cripple it by permanently removing its teeth
>>5547308she doesn't look autistic, she looks terrified, i don't know if the person holding her is a new owner but i hope they don't hold her like that often
>>5547308Do you have any more of this cat?
>>5535392cat's aren't apex predators anywhere except possibly some small island somewhere, they are in fact prey animals a lot of the time
>>5547269Of course they do. The point is that they fit a lot of different capabilities (e.g. sniffer strong enough to find underground rodents, feet that can dig but legs that can long-distance, body that can fit in tight spaces or hop around like a dingus...) into a small low-calorie frame, while cats keep it to "run up and shank the bitch, try not to be seen," on the biggest frame they can maintain.
>>5547714stfu, cats end up at the top of nearly every food chain. Where is it NOT a tiger, lion, panther, mountain-lion, lynx, etc? Hmmm... Antarctica? The north pole? Small islands? Not to mention that where housecats are introduced, they become the most destructive invasive species overnight.
>>5547714Cats are generally considered the most successful hunters in the world, with a wildcat no larger than a housecat considered THE most successful predator on land.
>>5548007that's not the same thing as an apex predator
>>5548123Yeah well you're fucking gay.
>>5543514Sauce on film?
>>5548184>Yeah well you're fucking gay.Fucking your dad doesn't make me gay, it makes him gay. Say Hi to your Gay Dad for me.>But my Dad is deadSo?
>>5548123So what you're saying is that:>1. Cats are apex predators all over>2. BUT they are also very successful>3. And success isn't the same as being top of the food chain>4. Because two things aren't the same they must be mutually exclusive>5. Therefore cats CANNOT be apex predatorsYou're an absolute fucking retard and should neck immediately.
>>5548007not true, dragonflies are the best hunters in the world by a ridiculous margin. basically 100% success rate in hunting and they can hunt their bodyweight in a few minutes if the conditions are right
>>5535309>mammal>>5548516>on land
>>5548428no, i'm saying that cats are generally not apex predators anywhere but maybe a small island somewhere
>>5548608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82y8zI1SdI
>>5548587wtf i forgot i wrote that first one. anyway its true, and the >on land part is weird because dragonflies very much arent aquatic so they are land animals, plus the first line where they said cats are the most sucessful they didnt specify on land
>>5548257>>5548257it's a game called stray
>>5548516>>5548673Calling insects the best at anything is always suspect because they're always massively benefiting from the square cube law and being tiny, it's just like how an ant wouldn't be very strong at all if it were scaled up to megafauna proportions, it's a trick of semantics and mathematics and nothing more
>>5548698Ah, I see.Thanks.
>>5535934what a retard, obviously the cat sensed something
>>5548845right, and normally i would agree, but its not the case in this instance. dragonflies are hunting things dumber, slower, smaller, less agile and without any defenses so its to be expected that they are the most "successful" hunter. even cats fail. there are countless videos of a lion not getting the gazelle, or a housecat not getting the bird. cats can be outran and outsmarted or have their prey hide in holes for example. the comparison isnt like how it is with raw weight lifted per bodyweight. its how much does a dragonfly fail to get its prey versus how much a cat (or literally any other animal) fails to get its preyanyway heres suspension bed kitty to keep this post on topic
>>5548805wtf is that real?
>>5546644>Cheezburger can has me!
>>5549378They still need to hunt and eat so much more precisely because of the square cube law, i'm willing to bet if you counted amoebas or something in the same statistic they'd again be orders of magnitude more prolific hunters
>>5549795amoebas arent animals you retard, also i just looked it up and they are "pack hunters" if you could even call them that. they cheat, in other wordsalso the second video i saw "of the hunt" the bacteria ended up escaping lol, so your point isnt even true try find a video where the dragonfly doesnt get the mosquito
>>5549827>amoebas arent animals you retardYes, that's why i said "if", you moron, lmaoBasic human intuition just doesn't include the square-cube law so we often get dazzled by stories like this, but as i said it's all just a trick of mathematics and semantics
>>5547278>>5547308I need to comfort this cat. Got more or story or anything?
>>5549017
>>5549981>>5547278>>5547308
>>5550152Is this real?
>>5550169Yeah. Only thing I got out of going to /v/ to get some source or info. Sadly thread got bombed by jannies. Still no source. Looks like the katto is healthy though.
>>5549851someone make a thread please, i got a really funny edit for this image
>>5550232Here you go: >>5550259New bread>>5550259>>5550259>>5550259
>>5549881>that's why i said "if"no you didnt say "if they are animals" you said "if you counted them as hunters they would be better than mosquitos", which isnt trueand its not a trick of mathematics, mosquitos are just that much overkill that they will very very ralely not get a successful hunt. if it was entirely about the square cock law then any insect would be a hundred times better than a cat but that isnt the case, mantises fail the hunt sometimes (maybe not as much as a cat, i think its impossible to know, but they certainly fail more than a dragonfly and they are benefiting from the same cock square)
>>5542698faggot making faggot noises
>>5530229mental illness
>>5547714tigers and lions would be apex predators if there were no humans
>>5530077And the poor kid going to grow up wondering where is his dark-colored doll gone to then realize that it was a living creature. This is how a schizo story about shadow creatures ended up being posted on /x/
>>5532293Wtf? is that rela?
Listen up, maggots! the enemy has adopted the same strategy as us. as of 0930 hours, their entire team is in that fortress, too!The unusuals: >>5535333
I swear to god there better be a fucking caturday thread on here tomorrow
>>5530005oh you bastard
>>5535081The cat or the man?
>>5534556I was going to type something mean about his manhood but I'm not in the mood anymore. The race is long and so is the cat.
>>5535050I lost goddamn
>>5544645nope, cat owners who keep cats in a flat dont care at all about their cat having a normal life, they just want a baby replacement. rural cats are the only cats living a normal life.
>>5535934I was expecting a jumpsacer at the end.
>>5554627It's not always as black and white as that. Around here, a normal life for a cat is living in the drainage sewer, losing body parts, and dying in under a year. I take my cats for supervised walks, but letting them free roam would be death. The only cat that's lasted over a year outside here has no tail.
>>5554627Yeah missing an eye and having perpetual health issues is a normal life. Cats can be perfectly fine on an apartment provided they get enough stimulus, not all cats obviously.