Opossums are appreciated
>>5534964
>>5534966
>>5536302What's he looking at?
>>5536601it's a she and it's my dick
>>5534966What an autistic looking cat.
>>5537099Damn. She's really not happy with what's she's seeing then
>>5536302That's called a sable
>>5537190Ah there's an instagram tag there:https://www.instagram.com/russian_sable/?hl=enSeems to be this animal too: >>5536302
Is it a groundhog or a marmot?
>>5537226>how do you do, fellow cats?
Can birds be critters?
That's the last of it from me
No wait I also have a funny animals gifs folder
>>5537246What a threatening LARGE DOG
>>5537196>fox-raccoon-adventure-together.webmThat's a coyote and a badger.
>>5537252He keeps BOOFING at me, how can I have children visit me with such a LARGE DOG next door?
>>5537212this is guy is such a fucking idiot.>"he's actually a lizard expert"still a fucking idiot
>>5537276Nnnooooo, stalker child. you WILL clean up the LARGE DOG shit after it BOOFS on your property. Enjoy prison.
>>5534966>>5536302those are REALLY fucking good animatronics, need to oil the gears or something though, grinding with each move means they will probably break down constantly
>>5537246i read the filename as>squirrel bites dog's nuts
>>5537202The next morning he was stuck there again, for the umpteenth time
>>5537202>>5537199Both of those are prairie dogs.
>>5536302>>5537181>>5537190Are weezels a type of bear or dog?
>>5537214what a stupid creature, lmao
>>5537276>>5537312Based Joshua Conner Moon enjoyers
>>5537254what can you expect from mainstream media...
>>5538907Snake.
>>5537203Needs rocky music.
>>5534964when my ex and I were together, about a year into our relationship she found an abandoned newborn opossum on her property, we thought it got separated from its mother during a storm that had happened recently prior to that. She kept the opossum for about a week, seemed fine and active during that time, then one day she woke up and found the little guy dead in his bed. Can anyone help me with what might have happened? Just want to know in case I get my own chance to save a little dude.
>>5536601birds
>>5541705Not once in my life have I ever heard anyone describe cows as "critters"
>>5541718Might have fed him something he couldn't digest. I learnt this from having rabbits, their digestive systems are extremely picky, they cannot digest starch for example so bread, corn, potatoes are off limits. Certain plants that look almost exactly like other, non-toxic plants are toxic to them. I had to research each plant in my yard before I could let my rabbits walk around because they will eat anything, even the poisonous ones. If you don't pay attention, it's very easy to poison your critter
>>5537203Something about the channel the Dodo strikes me as off. Like I can tell they are real animal lovers but sometimes I worry they promote untrained people or improper contexts of taking in wild animals in a domesticated setting. I'm all for shelters and rescues for animals who can't survive alone in the wild due to conditions like health or loss of functionality, but people who organize those needs to be professionals and with the right equipment, otherwise you are no better than PETA taking in what you'll eventually need to euthanize for lack of ability to care for them, or worse treating it like an exotic pet. A lot of this is assumptions on me, I can tell the people who run the channel and who submit their stories that are shown on the channel care about animals and love them, but a proper deed needs more education and preparation than only love can provide.
>>5538907https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CaniformiaThey are in the dog-like suborder like dogs and bears.Their closest relatives are racoonsthen skunksthen seals and walrussesthen bearsthen dogs
>>5537225me on the right
>>5541743You from the city or something?
>>5537195Isn't crazy that literally every animal likes being petted like that, and only humans can do it.
>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>5534966high ping :(
>>5537216its really cute, but doesnt this behaviour only happen to abused chimps?
>>5542155Theoretically all primates can do it, but humans certainly do it best due to our superior dexterity.
>>5542419Don't ask so many questions. Just browse the thread and get excited for the next thread!
>>5536302that's a man!
>>5541954Unfortunate reality is it's next to impossible to become a "professional" because there is no money in it. Most of the internships for such a career are unpaid and many require a degree to boot. Really the only way to get good at it, like anything, is to do it and fuck it up and learn from it.
>>5537296why though?
>>5537296He is actually a lizard expert
>>5537236but of course
>>5542419No it doesn't, they would be scared and hide their faces, they are kissing
>>5544641Me when burrito
>>5547221What's the name of the song the little lettuce guy at 0:10 is singing?
>>5538907a regional dialect
>>5541954they're a content farm. that's what seems off about them.they over glorify the smallest of good deeds and make every single person who has ever even given a bit of water to a thirsty animal out to be a """""hero""""".that's the danger in their marketing, make people crave that dopamine hit from being so virtuous to animals.hence why there are so many indian channels of people that happen to come by an animal in a bad situation, usually one that the channel creator put them in to farm views.
>>5537296he's actually a lizard expert
>>5537220ahhh, the average UK family.
>>5547626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljqe4Nj7nBA
>>5547800>sadly it has also been heard mimicking foresters and their chainsawscry me a fucking river.
>>5547825It's not about being for the environment. It's about being anti human.
>>5547808>I CAN... BREAK... THIS... LEASHYou can't break that leash>NNNAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
>>5537181i like that they have completely different personalities
>>5548566I don't
Anybody save >>5529122 from a couple threads ago? Frog exiting a pipe, been thinking about the guy..
>>5537195Flatatouille
>>5537296That's not a Lizard
>>5537247if you put that in boiling water would the entire thing be edible (guts and organs aside)
>>5548628Read the filename
>>5537204>Not naming it Saddlerhampster.gif
>>5547774I think you meant to say US
>>5537203>because it's there
>>5534964I have one.
>>5537181I think those are stoat
>>5548682No.
>>5534966what kind of dog is this?
>>5537249And just like that, you realize why rabbits have so many damn offspring.
>>5548224kek
>>5551401yjk...
>>5537217i can juggle better than that
>>5549199>infantry armour
>>5537203lmao
>>5537182>woman angry at the animal she ripped from its mother and natural environment for view on tiktok
>>5552599based
>>5553978Look I'm as much a Kazakhstani as the next guy but we don't know anything about this webm, she might have found the little guy abandoned somewhere by the road
>>5555431I bet he hasn't seen his dick in ages
>>5547856>clean it up jannie
>>5541954>Like I can tell they are real animal lovers No lol, it's 100% cynical marketing and social media clickmining. They promote whatever retarded old women will watch ads for, regardless of whether it harms the animal, promotes lies, or anything else immoral. Fuck them.
>>5545209he got his camera man killed because he likes to fuck around with snakesalso, he managed to stop some animal traffic operation with some important people involved and as a revenge, his wife was arrested on the airport with an incredibly small ammount of cocaine and spent years in prison
>>5556770I should have specified the stories are from people who love the animals. IDK what the channel believes, though I'm also suspecting its just to turn a buck
>>5541954Dodo are huge shitbull apologists, but yeah they primarily only get by on out-of-context cute clips.
>>5556900>he was mean to m'ladyshut up faggot
>>5549203Can confirm - and adolescents or young adults.
>>5537246>I just need you to hold it bro. I was never here.
>>5554291don't do thathttps://www.livescience.com/62985-baby-raccoon-rabies-treatment.html
>>5547808Cute
>>5547800>sadlygod I fucking hate journalists
>>5537248He's the best there is at what he does.
>>5537182Fucking leave them in the wild. Idiots.This isn't helping them.
>>5548666Trips from hell
>>5537214lmao holy shit
>>5537228>>5537230If only rats didn't have a lifespan of 2 years.
>>5537250those are toads fuckwit
>>5562544Things aren't beautiful because they last, Anon. The fact that you have a limited time here just means you can enjoy it all the more
The will to dominate.
>>5562567nerd
>>5564748wtf is this real?
>>5565185Have you never dated the dreaded Asian Animal Girl? They go through a cute rodent on the weekly. They all get names, too. That's the weird part. It totally seems like they have empathy until they throw the pet in the garbage to make room for a new one.
>>5537214Imagine fucking up bad enough in life to be reincarnated as a petshop hamster.At least your stay in hell would be short.
>>5565203White women do the same thing but with designer dog breeds.Hence why I've ended up with two doodles and an ex girlfriend.
>>5549074Oh, god, thy stair is so great and my paws are so small
>>5565221Yep, 's how I got my dog. But white wimmin will say like, "we're having a dog together" and romanticize shit for a while before dumping the dog in a place (you) she thinks it'll be safe. I dated this Chinese chick who would BOND with guinea pigs for months, then just drown them because they became annoying. Shit was jarring. It amazes me women insist on voting when they KNOW they're like this.
>>5554346Awebo
>>5554291>giving a female the benefit of the doubtdude
>>5565203>>5565221>>5565726>expecting western women to have empathyLmaoThey throw away baby's like tampons you expect them to give a shot abt animals.
>>5566244??? Zero people in this thread have said women have empathy.
>>5537225Yep, you just know.....
>>5536302Change the batteries for fuck sake!
>>5547774you mean muslim or israeli
>>5537223that blinding light in his face isnt helping the situation
>>5548666>satan has never cooked crab beforedamn dude, is this what sympathy for the devil feels like?
>>5562567same shit ;)
>>5537236Seagulls can't
>>5547800>can mimic anything it hears>name it lyrebird>Liar
>>5564747SPOON
>>5537196Coyotes and badgers actually work together to hunt in the wild. They are different but share a mutual respect for each other, like Legolas and gimli.
>>5550098>really? How come?> I dunno…
>>5553978how is she angry?? she's the very opposite of angry
>>5537242the guy will die soon
>>5572334But Anon, think of all the heckin views she'll get! And what about the heckin followerinoos!
>>5534964Opossum: True Factshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_w_mKbK0kU
Cute thread.
>>5537184google shows me a pornstar when i search sable
>>5578590You have a dirty mind and the algorithm knows it. Stop watching porn anon
>>5572345lyre as in sound/music you stupid uneducated fuck
>>5571837i heard this guy died, the beaver bit a huge artery on his leg and he bled out within minutes
>>5541954Dodo is "transformative content". They just steal videos from other people.
>>5537221Now that is some Tom & Jerry shit, we'll except for the end
>>5558684>hold what?>hold deez nuts
>>5581269kek, gottem
>>5576868jill-kun!
>>5578590kill all gooners
>>5547800>nature documentary>ends with guilt tripEvery fucking time.
>>5562174Peapod the pocket squirrel.
>>5564747So well mannered compared to those fat gopher fuckers that shove each other out of the way for food.
>>5576868that thing probably needs to eat 10,000 calories a day just to keep that turbo metabolism going.
>>5560930>>5553978>transvestite redditors that have never experiences life outsideThis is why i'm an excellerationist. LET'S GO, LET THE NUKES FALL, THIS IS MY COMPETITION WHEN WE RETURN TO MEN WITH SHARPENED STICKS DEFENDING LIBERALISM
>>5537195>f zero, the fastest paced game, modeled it's futuristic race cars after a rodent that gorges itself and gets fattened for an ease of life
>>5537212Imagine being brown. And attempting an ancient white person language. While wearing a fucking baseball cap. What a fucking hilarious joke that entire fucking existence is.
>>5537236Imagine grabbing a 1 foot wide marshmallow. That's what grabbing a seagull feels like. They've been 80% of the nigger that have shit on me being a Southern California born boy, And i will always consider them enemies so long as they think they control the skies.
>>5565203>6'3 white guy touring Asia with my dick>last girl i "dated" while doing my sex tour of China bought a kitten from unregistered breeders>i scold her for hours after i come back home and she's got a new animal>she thinks everything is fine, animals are just animals>take kitten to get check ups and make sure it's 100% healthy>kitten has the dreaded woman virus, HPV but feline form, FPV>kitten is given weeks to live>take the kitten that is barely the size of my hand to multiple animal doctors to try and help>HELPING animals is such a rare thing there aren't many experts>kitten ends up days and days growing slower and slower, losing all it's wonder and splendor for the new world around it, to the point it never wants to move>i know it's dieing>take an entire month off to be with the kitten, ignoring that girl that bought it the entire time>i end the relationship with the zipperhead sideways yellow pussy>the cat needs to be fed by finger to mouth>the cat only will sleep if it's not in between the warmth of my legs, not under my arm, not on the side of my face next to my neck; but only if it is dead center above my heart lowered on my chest>spend 1 week with that cat being finger fed as it rests above my beating heart>halfway through the week it is coughing up blood constantly onto my chin and chest as it looks to me>more animal doctors say there is no cure>kitten dies on my chest>didn't wash my chest for months>lead 1960 muscle car midnight street race clubs where Los Angeles needs to discpatch multiple helicopters to track us racers where our cars literally light up the streets in flames and live the wildest life only 1% of people will ever experience as our engines rumble and roar through the city>still feel that kittens heartbeaet on my chest as it's chest was battling my own rhythm
>>5585210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJiJYB2_m_sI've fucked mongolian princesses, tibetan princesses, women that came from royalty all over East Asia, Hong Kong has the best pussy.But this song and this movie sticks with me while that kitten died on my chest. I was there. For every moment of pain and struggle. I was fucking there. YOUR EXISTENCE WAS CRUEL JUST AS MOST, MAYBE MORE, I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5576861More like pebis.
>>5581080um i think the scientists meanr liar but they forgot how to spell it...
>>5576868A FUCKING MONKEY
>>5556615He is gonna fuck you up, if he hears you say that
>>5554346Ahuevo
>>5564747Jackalope? More like Crackalope.
>>5537225So apparently I need to be a raccoon
>>5549363same with humans. The poor have many offspring , while the rich - not so many.
>>5576855Everybody was Kung-fu fighting!
