pranks, jokes etc
>>5556861this meme is so dumb. I feel like people are more just looking at the phone cause looks conspicuous/precarious. it be like if someone set a glass 60% on a table 40% off, it would draw my attention cause I'd be hoping someone would fix it. I had a coworker that used to do this and I didn't know it was a meme so the conceited little retard probably though I was checking her out
>>5556862but that is what they all sound like, if they live or have lived in India for any prolonged amount of time, shithead, this same fuck would be so quick to call himself an American first if anything went down too
>>5556858
>>5556905based doggoruns up and doesn't pay attention to snake and goes straight for the snatch and sniff
>>5558731vehicular assault isn't really a prank, didn't those mulattos go to jail for this?
>>5560009Yeah, they did, if I remember correctly. I vaguely remember feeling like the sentence was too short, though. I could be wrong. Hopefully they got 25 to life.
>>5556859They look hot, but man they have the charisma and social know-how of 10 year olds
>>5556905lol
>>5559851>>5560455The joke is on YOU
>>5561240This is the number one reason to marry a man.
>>5557464is there something wrong with looking at a fat ass on display? you think she wore those jeans so she wouldn't get attention?
>>5556862LMAO >>5560051didn't they kill a cop and his daughter defended the killer niggers?
Great thread OP
>>5561260cute
>>5561266cute buggos
>>5556861if you ever check out an ass and notice a phone in the pocket watching you, put on a look of disgust like you saw a poopstain, when she goes back and watches the video she'll wonder what about her ass was gross
>>5556861It's a bright yellow phone against a dumpy 5/10 bluejean ass. They're looking at the phone.
>>5556861Why are all the men mestizo looking
>>5561237kek
>>5562486religion is batshit crazy
>>5560158they didnt get into fighting for no reason
>>5563552its in america
>>5563559Over for america
>>5563561At least we aren't speaking Russian
>>5563552Florida, and most hispanic men are creepy and especially the cubans
>>5563557No, for wrestling-type shit you need charisma and to actually be wholesome enough to act properly, even when you're being victimized or whateverThat shit is just embarrassing
>>5556905So is that a real snake? Is yes then why did he release it? Is it not venomous?
>>5558731>>5560009>>5560051>>5562623sauce?
>>5563399>shit test>cute
>>5563556if you think that scamming people is immoral then you may as well be already practicing "religion", retard
>>5563856The fuck are you talking about?
>>5563844no
>>5563312least fake asian tiktok
>>5563856It looks like you had an entire argument with that anon in your head but you only posted your last senctence. You okay?
>>5562620lel. usually nothing wrong with that except this girl had an ass like a 12 year old. I feel like if not for the skinny jeans, she wouldn't have any ass at all
>>5565830that was so stupid women shouldnt be allowed on the internet
>>5563556Bunch of you faggots would be even angrier if you were him and that was dog jerky.
>>5556862I have several indian coworkers and they have thick indian accents because they're from india,none of them, even the indian girls, mind me doing a fake indian accent to poke fun at them
>>5567434>literal penguin lookalike>instead of owning it calls them crazy>oy vey whyda coulda they meana theya must beee crwazys>witzMany such cases
>>5567332Amazing
>>5558731>>5560009>>5560051>>5563847Jesus Ayala and Jzamir Keys. Can't find verdict. According to this article trial is sat for September. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox5vegas.com/2023/10/24/trial-date-set-teens-charged-hit-and-run-killing-bicyclist/%3foutputType=amp
>>5568979Thanks
>>5570379Classic
>>5556862> Stereotypical accent that hollywood has normalizedI work with 90% Indians on visas, the steretypical accent is real lol
>>5556862Literally every fucking Indian I've talked to speak like Apu, it's not a stereotype
>>5557407I feel like the idea isn't bad and potentially funny but he just fucked up the execution
>>5563831i dont trust the opinion of someone who uses words like wholesome and victimized
>>5570606Suit yourself, midwit
>>5556862The Brooklyn Accent
Any smooth sanchez
>>5558726Hahahha he reacted so fucking funny
>>5563556It made sense when pork was giving everybody trichinosis. Most of those dietary rules were because of parasites and diseases.
>>5571619kek
>>5571619sw = automatic fail + nerd
>>5570535this. american indians are the most cope riddled people on earth
>>5558394do yuropoors really eat mcdonalds??? huehuehuehue
>>55689791.>they was good boys2.>they was going to schoolmmmkay?
>>5556905classic
>>5561250women can scare you too
>>5565830this is the gayest fucking shit ive ever seen
>>5567332this is basically what pirates were like
>>5572157Based and tollpilled.
>>5570921kek
>>5572261based retard
>>5572259lmao
>>5572242Most of them are too drunk/low iq to even think clearly enough to cope
>>5566329lol what? People might get grossed out but they wouldn't be mad
>>5572148>you fawken cock fawka
>>5558394Based Germans
>>5562564That's a new one lol
>>5572157That kids fucking face kills me
>>5556862listen, "Jason", I know your real name is Rajesh or something. Get me a white person to talk to.I've actually had to do this. they are shameless liars.
>>5572651Is he kill?
>>5564245this guy was arrested cause he pranked real people, looks like he got wise and started faking them instead
>>5558731ged branged :----D
>>5572258>>5566323This.
>>5571650>Most of those dietary rules were because of parasites and diseases.ACKSHUALLYA lot historians regard the whole "pork" thing as a classist/tribal or agronomic disagreements. Mainly because they suck for nomadic lifestyles, and seeing neighboring tribes raising them made them double down on it as an identity. Beyond that, pork isn't really known to cause trichinosis or other diseases more or less than other meats.
>>5572950Gay. This is about as much of a prank as sucking someone's dick
>>5562486Noooooooo the Jew God says I can't eat this meat arrggghh!! Now he won't let me rape children in heaven noooo!
>>5560009>vehicular assault isn't really a prank
>>5561250what about the toe-curling prostate orgasms?
>>5572951Taco Hiddleston
>>5573468I look like this tho
>>5572651Get new material dipshit, this has been reposted ad nauseam.
>>5556862>>5570535It is a stereotype, as are Mexican cleaners and bad teen drivers. The stereotype exists for a reason, because it is commonly held to be true.
>>5556862What a cope from the designated street shitter. He would have read a single line in auditions, and the moment the stupid dot isn't with the picture they would move on to the next pajeet in the long diarrheic list of people who do not belong in this country.
>>5556905Notice how the femoid does nothing to protect itself. Its only use is to make bothersome shrill whines to alert the sex that is capable of doing all meaningful tasks in the word besides giving birth and perhaps cleaning and making food, which are tasks that men can also do.
>>5568979Wow, nig creature and person of bean doing violent crimes. I never thought this would be possible. We welcomed people who don't respect our values in our country and now they're hurting us. How could this have possibly happened?
>>5575473>We welcomedGet a job, loser
>>5574251wholesome
>>5561259I'm married and yet so alone...
>>5556862this is just the bit from master of none made longer and less funny
>>5572956>"I can tell her for ya"KEK
>>5573643If it's not fake, this seems like the sort of thing that would get yourself arrested.
>>5568979>hit-and-run on August 14 that killed cyclist Andreas “Andy” Probst, a 64-year-old retired former police chief>retired former police chiefoh they're fucked. gonna see all 20 of those years and by the sounds of it will probably fuck up more in prison and stay there.
>>5558731They will go to prison for life. Unless they are in a Democrat city. Then a Soros DA will have them out killing again in two weeks.
>>5570379First girl is marriage material for sure
>>5576276He is bad at seasoning. He should have combined all the spices/salts in a bowl and then used that to season. Otherwise the meat is gonna be seasoned all retarded.
>>5572822Yeah I was disappointed when I checked out his channel and it was nothing but obvious fakes.
>>5574275You're the manlet getting knocked out aren't you lol
>>5576276Finding out that this is what blacks mean when they talk about seasoning they food was enlightening. They literally just dump the same mix onto any kind of food.
Anybody have the one where the dude is trying to watch soccer and someone keeps turning the TV off whenever he gets hyped about something?
>>5576276Why is his neighbors exclusively all white women?
>>5567434lmao if that had been during the sòycial media age that jew would have immediately gone on tw*tter to say how batman movies are antisemitic
>>5563616why did you post that shit webm
>>5576395Maybe if you weren't such a weak beta who settled for a psycho bitch you'd have found happiness
>>5561237>liveleakuh oh
>>5576980blacks hate living around blacks
>>5573222How's it going having no friends
>>5558727that's fucked up
>>5572244Bro literally everywhere has McDonalds. Even Guam has McDonalds, and it's a little ass island like 60 miles long in the middle of nowhere.
>>55762764>1>3>2
>>5572271What the fuck is going on here?
>>5573456I pity people like you
>>5564245>allahu akbarhe literally said salamu alaykum
>>5578775happy
>>5556862>>5570452>>5570535I've worked with Indians (Americans) who have secret level clearance and they still have stereotypical Indian accents.It's almost as if accents come naturally from speaking and hearing another language or dialect. Fancy that.
>>5578763Muslim detected. I would be salty to if I was brown and from a country that never achieved anything.
>>5572157Anime is real cause cartoons are.
>>5576306I wish for this bros
>>5578229made his night lol
>>5578879Im an eastern european muslim from the balkans, so not brown, and I am proud of my heritage and the history of my people. When I say I pity you, its not because im salty, its because seeing replies like the one you posted honestly make me sad
>>5557405Absolute dog shit
>>5562486Muslims are so fucking stupid and don't even understand their own religion. Their child rapist Messiah said it's fine to eat pork knowingly in times of famine and pretty sure he doesn't give a shit if you eat it unknowingly.God, I hate those goatfuckers so much.
>>5579286Mohammad (SAW) is not the Islamic messiah, Jesus Christ is. Yes the only time pork is allowed to be eaten is out of necessity you fucking retard I don't see the issue here. Pigs eat literal shit, dead bodies and human beings which is part of the reason they are prohibited
>>5579175Not only are you following a pedo religion you are also a Turk rape baby. "I'm so proud Turks raped my ancestors and forced them to become Muslim."
>>5573682This one fucking slays me every time.
>>5561264cuuuuuuuuute
>>5564620Clearly you're into fat bitches kek
>>5561237Finally a good one
>>5563568what level of cope are you on?
>>5579681If anybody got raped its serbs and bulgarians for not paying the jizya. The ottomans didnt force anyone to convert because their tax base was crosscuck euros.
>>5556882Is that the snake guy from Conan the barbarian?
>>5564241>>5564346Without God morality is relative
>>5578199Yeah why would he just saw a guy's hand off like that. That's not a prank and it's just mean.
Can't find it right now but my favorite is always the old guy pretending to clean a glass door
>>5573682the sheer dumbness and simplicity of his pranks kills me. pure mayhem for the sake of mayhem
>>5580231>Yeah it's cool, get it outta here manMakes me lol every time.
>>5576446> Unless they are in a Democrat city. Then a Soros DA will have them out killing again in two weeks.Kek
>>5570606You try so hard.
>>5580902>I want to secretly fuck kids but god tells me not to so I don’t Not everyone thinks like this though. Plus mr pedophile, pretty sure morality in religion is pretty varied so with god, morality is subjective.
>>5573471I mean...
>>5576473And it is just salt, lmao
>>5561259i just did this to my wife and all i got was a "fuck you"
>>5579286>>5579669muslims do shit thats worse than knowingly eating pork all the timepork is just one thats easy to do without so they go extra hard in on that one and pretend its some sort of mega holy action not eating porkthey are just posers
>>5558344>>5567209>>5570452>>5578793>>5570535>>5572242>>5572598>>5575467Truth hurts piggy
>>5556862"The character we're casting is supposed to be a native southern Indian speaking English so he's going to have a heavy Tamil accent you fucking streetshitting retard".
>>5583846poo in the loo
>>5581133kek
>>5575471>which are tasks that men can also do.And better
>>5556858> attacking a dark-skinned woman in her kitchenThat retard could have ended with a knife through his chest, and someday he probably will.
>>5572258self obsessed roastie thinking that her meowing interests people
>>5557405least funny mad tv cast member
>>5563556you must be 18 to post here
>>5578756might be during the coof and the prank was that the gas mask dude was taking the old dude to quarantine or god knows where
>>5578756Gulag flashback
>>5563844are you stupid?
>>5585773Non-Whites are scum.
People actually getting this mad in a prank threadYou belong here please never seep into society
>>5586607Mr. Trump, please control yourselfYou are under a gag order
>>5556905He should have just let her keep running around until she got tired and realized what a dumbass she is.
>>5573222>t. friendless wanker
>>5580601classic, always makes me laugh
>>5561259>>5561264I need an Asian wife
>>5573456They're Muslim
>>5580902Morality is consent-based.
>>5572651uh what why
>>5580849Boy, Emily could be real damn cute if not for those teeth
>>5563854Shit test? Are you a groomzilla or something? That's fucking gay
>>5558731owned
>>5587629kinda funny situation jahwe = allah , christians and muslims are praising jew god
>>5587643You sound gay my boy
>>5557464They are clearly not looking at the phone
>>5556862He's got a nice voice thoI wouldn't know he's indian just by his voice
>>5558394This is unironically one of the vids has made me laught the most in this whole website
The video ain't that funny until anon says it is.
>>5586740I wish he was that based.
>>5588080You don't know what you're talking about.
>>5587629they worship the same god as jews and christians retardthe god that jews invented in the middle east 6000+ years agocan't believe i have to explain this
>>5586453> believing in zombies and people living in whale stomachs is a sign of maturity Sure thing chief.
>>5577116>>5587262Not that anon but I think if you have male friends that like to tickle you, that’s a little gay.
>>5588539You sure showed him!
>>5580914lost
>>5588607Why is stating the obvious so triggering for you people?
>>5579175proud of what? having been converted to being a goatfucker muslim by the turks?good job, retard
>>5588619What? As opposed to saying traps are gay? I've derailed dozens of people at once by saying that.
>>5572956they are so loud compared to the jap version
Can all you faggots please stop faggoting up the thread with your pseudo-religious drivel and childish playground insults or does that have to be "consent-based" as well?
>>5586607It's fake.
>>5586740can somebody please upload the swarzeneggar prank call
>>5576276The chicken is still wrapped?
>>5578879Muslims solved the feminism crisis. They're more advanced than the West.
>>5573643Gets me every time.
>>5580601>quit going through the damn preliminariesThat made me kek so hard
>>5576459Nigga the chicken is still in plastic wrapping, what you're complaining about is a trivial detail.
>>5581134he name jeff
>>5585773>wasting a perfectly fine chicken for dramatic effectThe fuck is wrong with this cunt?
>>5573222Okay but think about how badly you'd own your friends if they woke up to you sucking them off
>>5589019She isn't White.
>>5586731>>5586740>>5588783Non-Whites are scum.
>>5588546If they were tickling on frequent occasions, sure. but it's just this one time to mess with his friend while he's ordering. and he clearly doesn't like it either, he was annoyed at first until he got overwhelmed by the awkwardness which made him laugh. anyone with basic social experience can deduce as much unless they have little to no human interaction to pull as reference.
>>5572204>Lucas WebsiteFuck off normiefag
>>5562486I knew a Bosnian guy who ate bacon. He said "If A muslim drinks its just 'Im a Bad Muslim. If he eats bacon he is really not a Muslim anymore."
>>5562486My mom would get me cheese croissants and sometimes it would have ham or bacon with it and one of my muslim friends was hungry so I gave him one and i didnt even know so he got all mad and almost fought me, like his life was over xDmuslims are such a hootbtw he was really hungry, like not having eaten all day hungry
