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>>5557601this one got me
>>5557607gottem'
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last one of the night. I'm off
>>5557641go back to your ant colony
>>5557639this guy never been to chipotle.
>>5557571>I>I>IBitch, how about making a thread asking "Webms YOU watch when you're down"?
>>5557571This happened to me in Serious Sam 2 before I knew there was a save file limit and was forced to restart the whole game.
>>5558069and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii EEEEiiiiiii will always I.
>>5558068lost
Thank you so much to the Anon from the last thread who gave me the name of Caхap и Чaй.I've been blasting this banger for 2 hours!
>>5558319literally me
>>5557639this is basically just that 2012 greentext about being a shit subway customer:How to be the worst monstrosity to ever waddle into Subhuehuehue>Start with veggies>Correct yourself and order a footlong on Montery Cheddar breadThat bread falls apart more than any other, and it can't hold liquid so the sauces will fuck it into oblivion.>Order one of the 'tray' meats, IE steak, tuna, or any of the chicken dishes>Alternative: Order the roast beef; it's 80% frozen 100% of the time and it's a bitch to separate into eight pieces for the sandwich>Don't have them toast it unless there's a huge rush.>Order bacon once you're on veggies so they have to go back>Tell them that you come in often and you want them to press the '3' button on the microwaveOn 3, it will cook so long it'll burn the everyloving shit out of the employees hands when they pluck it out of the microwave>Add their name to the end of every sentence from here on out>"I'd like lots of lettuce..... Anon......>Tell them you want shitloads of lettuce, cucumber, and tomatoes>Ask for lots of pickles; they're impossible to place on the sandwich just right>Ask for oil and vinegar>Tell them, "Don't try and Gyp me out of the sauce! More oil........ Anon...>Fucking. Oil and vinegar. Goddamned. Overload>Absolutely saturate that shit.I want you to make that sandwich so wet it is soppingMotherfucking. Sopping Wet.>Ask for heavy oregano then tell them you're good>Don't have them cut it, the fun has just begun.>When they're trying to fold this behemoth of a sandwich, remind them that you want guacamole>Get sandwich, pay for the extra bacon and guac>Waddle to bathroom with sandwich>Cram sandwich into toilet>Never return.
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>>5557578kkr geil
>>5557606doesn't matter, had sex
>>5560588Raak gras aan nigga
who has the cotton eye joe sephiroth webm
>>5557639this is like that bellcurve meme its so retarded its funny
This makes me feel better and worse at the same time.
Anyone have the thai/Viet karaoke with the girl spaz dancing from a previous thread?
>>5557578agent 47 back at it again
>>5557573was this particularly amusing to gen x and millenials? I think the "this is sparta" song includes this
>>5557606>>5557611>>5557612>>5557614Who watches this when theyre feeling down
>>5565788Me, the OP. I also watch sadder shit when I'm feeling down like rubbing lime and salt in a open wound.
>>5557578Sargon of akkad
>>5558080F
>>5557601I just got it. LMAO
>>5565859what a plot twist
>>5565788Me lol
>>5565987isnt that the guy who isnt as smart as he thinks he is?
>>5557571
>>5557575>trans man, lady boy, nigga bitchlmao
>>5566423
>>5566425
>>5566428Nigger behavior.
>>5566428utter dogshit music
>>5567171youve never wanted to go fast?
>>5563300No wonder only brazilians and spics like dragon ball, your dub got butchered.
>>5565775Why would you openly admit to being underage?
>>5566678source?
Doea anyone have or know the name of the video where its a guy in a tux playing guitar for his bride in a nirmal kitchen, and the backround seen through the wibdiws is moving?
>>5561418This one fucking sends me every time
>>5563172
>>5570891
>>5571092Thanks!!! Do you know who or what its called?
>>5563240this made me laugh, thank you
>>5557589Goddamn these two virtue signalling soilent chuggersPair of cucks lol
>>5557611>be scared>what would you do without the (((government))) regulating
>>5570241looks like one of the King of Fighters games, from SNK, pretty sure that is the girl with ice powers
>>5570891>>5571092>>5571217You, The Livinghttps://youtu.be/1lNahlzf5is?si=SmXwcd3SXtrUS4z7
aaaaaaaa
>>5570241King of Fighters 2002 UM
>>5568086Are you retarded? This is some parody dub dipshit.
>>5567908Sure, but risking other peoples lives to satisfy that impulse is nigger behavior. Lots of ways to scratch that itch legally.
>>5572066Sadly its not
>>5572070that adds to it even more. raises the stakes
Anybody have the anime girl on a moped looking up at the night sky? I need that webm so bad right now...
>>5572147A good old fashioned road safety film from last year iirc.
>>5557573holy nostalgia
>>5562578this makes me feel worse because if i made those noises when i was a kid (like my autistic ass loved to do) i would just get slapped and screamed at to stop.
>>5562578also yea, filename...
>>5572815last year? i think it was like 2015 mate
>>5557606I love this, so funny!
>>5575029And this driver is awesome, he did nothing wrong! He killed and wounded two fornicators.. Why do the government think we would care?
>>5561417this kid is red pilled as fuck, she knows what's up
>>5574347relatable. Gen x was really the worst. boomers made them that way
>>5563240fucking top kek mate
>>5575112kek wtf
>>5557578Sargon of Babylonia
>>5566425needed this
>>5561417The snow jews sent a delta force kill squad to her house to silence her and her entire family 5 minutes after this video was posted btw
>>5561420genuinely can't say if its supposed to be US blackspeak or some similar language
>>5575156Aw, that's really sweet.
>>5575095Booba
>>5558942song sauce?
>>5575991This is better than 99.99% of the "spatial audio" that the ps5 keeps shilling it has
>>5557589>So afraid to even mention the context of what Hard R meansI can never imagine living in this much fear.
>>5571085Anyone know the song? Shazam can't figure it out.
>>5575156Absolute mommy
>>5571085is this a thing? trying o make the singer laugh?
>>5576071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJuyzmCBkc
>>5563240
>>5575115this is a new favorite of mine
>>5563240Does anyone have the one where it's this song, but some asian students are mimicking one of those child abduction commercials, but the male student just starts dancing at the drop?
>>5558945Beautiful.
>>5568086maybe dubs have gotten better, I wouldn't know because it was early stuff like that which drove me to only watch it subbed
>>5576755The craziest thing about this, it seems to show that cats recognize themselves
>>5566425Anyone got the fishing version of this?
>>5576762Most pets can recognize themselves in mirrors, probably developed this skill after many generations living with humans, mirrors has been around forever.
>>5576762Cats famously "failed" the mirror test for years because they didn't demonstrate any change in behavior when shown their reflection, while other animals did (touching marks painted on their forehead that the reflection revealed, etc), when in fact cats knew perfectly well how reflections worked the entire time, they just didn't give a shit until what they saw was creepy.
>>5557578I hope that girl is okay
>>5558319Hardest working police officer
>>5561417Nah man She knows that in reality snow Jews cast curses to try to stop Christmas each year
>>5563240Uh shit I gotta run away Nigdiderido
>>5573375The story behind this is that it's a young seal that is complaining and not wanting to go into the water for the first time
>>5557612>blaming the ladderwomen, amirite?
>>5577404to be fair she does mention she shouldn't have reached over that far. didn't stop her from blaming the ladder first though
>>5557636fuck, I haven't seen this since I was last in iraq
>>5575156>men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>5576647thx my negro
>>5576656Goodbye ratto
>>5576755MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME
>>5575112Can't tell if she's a little girl or 20. Fucking Japanese man.
>>5578308Anon...
>>5578366What, it's a valid observation.
>>5576794Funfact! What you hear is the current going at its specified current, which is most probably either 50 or 60hz, which means it's between an A#1 and a B1https://mixbutton.com/mixing-articles/music-note-to-frequency-chart/So kinda close to this:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VL907K2V4qs
>>5576656What is song?
>>5576816I wonder how niggas in the hood with autism fare. Like if one day Jamarquavius the weird nigga starts talking about diesel trains or whatever would he be disowned or what.
>>5557606this. Steering wheel should automatically lock past a certain speed so the driver doesnt do something stupid like swerve to avoid something and endanger other people
>>5558738i hope u copypasted that bullshit that nobody will read
>>5578991Il mare eterno nella mia animahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2YsN_W3vAYI'M ASHAMED TO SAY I'VE CRIED TO THIS SONG MORE THAN ANY GROWN MAN SHOULD HAVE
>>5558286Link?
>>5557632I can never tell if separating the craterman from the surface us supposed to kill him or not. It doesn't seem to, even though it looks like it will according to craterface's drawings
>>5575156>made me cry fuck you
>>5580073Retard, what if you need to swerve because there is something on your path at high speed.
>>5580163What movie is the scissoring scene from?
>>5576817an all-time fav of mine. thank you.
>>5557571>now you are trapping
>>5580194The handmaiden
>>5580202Thanks fren
>>5576793What would be the evolutionary selection pressure to recognize themselves in mirrors?
>>5570891>>5571217So it's not actually a train?
>>5580173Well you shouldn't. The guy swerved to avoid hitting a dog and instead killed and crippled a bunch of you people
>>5571092>>5571217wow, that's some blues
>>5577008Based
anyone know what's this piece called
>>5580553I'm assuming this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CodvdRTX8zo&t=39s
>>5580557yes, thanks, fuck i didnt expect to get an answer
>>5573375This makes me kind of understand seal clubbing. Imagine being some Eskimo dude, just trying to bone your wife in your igloo, but this fucker's outside making tard noises all day.
>>5576793What up Lamarck, didn't realize you were still alive
>>5575988it's a joke conlang that this barber speaks to make fun of how people from baltimore pronounce some sounds
>>5580163Here you go, Anon:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr55QrbLGRM&ab_channel=OurParadise
>>5558319this is in china and all these animals were eaten alive by bugpeople 5 minutes later
>>5576796for the record there's a decent chance cows panic and kill you if they're on the alps. they havent had human contact for a while. don't go as close as this
>>5580797Trivia: The N-word was originally invented for Eskimos to shout at seals
>>5575156Alt-Culture during the 2000's and 2010's was kino and im very humble and nostagic about it...
>>5576812>>Le Super girl is canon futa with big meaty plump balls! :p
>>5571294>ohhhh scary gubmint forcing me not to fill my office with mercury
>>5576812this one's better
>>5557606Damn. That dog was a dick.
>>5581324>no sound>claims it's better
>>5581324this one is better
>>5557575>millennial humorcringe
>>5565775It was slightly amusing, not slap-yer-thigh funny, but "Im glad they made this" amusing. It's more about the fact that the gif was popular in forums etc.
>>5576664
>>5575120The Beast at King's Island. I have ridden it many times.>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_(roller_coaster)
>>5561418This guy is actually a good singer. It totally makes the vid.
>>5558203Kek lost
>>5580557Powerful voice, amazing singer.
>>5576422https://youtu.be/0CKy9JclvDU?si=S8mScRN96G86EmoQ
This never fails to make me smile. Made one small change to this.
>>55682662000 was 24 years ago
>>5580476So what if there was a person instead>inb4 but there wasn't a person!!!
>>5559688I didn't get it at first but holy shit this is good
>>5577039That's not a youn seal you mong
>>5580053Just like regular kid autists are treated, ignored and most of the time bullied
>>5557614I know that it's just an ad but this is something they should play to people who want children
>>5582647Thanks based Seabro.
>>5581970Obviously has her job due to looks. I would mating press her while she calls me a chud.
>>5576816lost
>>5575120a legendary kek was had by me when i first saw that years ago
>>5573375It was reported that shortly after the video, "Katjuk" the seal was brutally clubbed to death by noble inuit savages who were put in a self-defense situation
>>5583830And rightly so. If this website has taught me anything, then it's "the fewer living beings that can speak Retard, the better".
>>5580557Good ear
>>5565775No, for me it was always about farts, ultra fast cuts, loud noises, and retarded slapstick, so thank god you're here now.
>>5583383still the funniest webm i've seen on this godforsaken site
>>5557606The lesson here is to just run over the dog
>>5581970He said "vindicated" when he meant "vitiated". Rule of law has been vitiated.
>>5577019I laughed
>>5576794sounds like the start of Rock Robot Rock, someone should turn it into a transition
>>5565788me. i literally burst tea out all over my monitor when the lady just gets up its like nick rochefort wrote it
>>5557641excellent those where just terrible anon, please do better next time!
>>5561418would LOVE to smoke a newport and drink cheap wine at a gas station with that guy
>>5583998im glad you cleared that up for everyone anon
>>5584274KICK THE BLADDY BAWWWLLL
>>5566425BANZAIIIIII!
>>5576656SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5581324> posts MoonaI see you're a man of culture as well.
>>5580395not freaking out everytime they try to drink water
>>5576790>>5561418I've never seen the original of this. Even better than I'd thought>>5575111Quake 4 did it betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdAikOI1xc8>>5576542this had every indication of being cringe but turned out to be soul
>>5557575>you had me at blackLMAAAAOOOOO!!!
>>5557634>2016 was a decade agoDamnit why does time keep slipping by?!
>>5558319lazy boy
>>5559872creepy...
i still like this one even if you can see the cchain.
>>5563240>>5571906kek
yum?
>>5573375>AAAAAAAAAAAI felt that
>>5575156>mfwI'd give everything I have just to back man....God why I can't I go back?!
>>5576542Kek! Buenismo
>>5584274british jack nicholson
>>5557578bro did a full 360 kek
>>5576542Absolute kino
>>5580201you are being trapping in de deatloop saar
>>5583426Lol wtf does that have to do with wanting to have kids?
>>5584354Link?
>>5558319>men want only one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>5582486Yes thank you bro
>>5580913I highly dought that, i was offered multiple plots of land by government officials if i (6'3 white American able to grant family visas) impregnated their daughters. From the lowest farmers to the top government officials around JinPingXi they always had the smallest mud houses, barely even at times being brick, never, EVER, painted. Whoever made this video painted this house then rubbed it to make it look aged, you can call me a fucking liar then go fly to BeiJing for free on an English teacher visa, then pay 10 dollars to take a train from the top of China to the south of China and NO WHERE. EVER. ANYWHERE. WILL HAVE A FARM PAINTED LIKE THIS.
>>5584274Yer a fookin legend m8
>>5584560Next time keep your shitass opinions to yourself, depression boy
>>5584584OMG thank you jfc
>>5585240fuckin lol
>>5585217i hadn't seen that particular video before but it's the same costume as this photoshoot https://kemono.su/patreon/user/14445533/post/59511434
>>5566425FUCK YEAH
>>5585250sorry bitch, Halo 3 sucked ass, whether anyone's actively reminding you of it or not
>>5575156She kinda looks like the girl from always sunny somehow
>>5580053If they're lucky they'll get into fighting games
>>5584274This is a Tekken pro
>>5576806
>>5575156I will never find love
>>5576816Idk why but this one always gets me.
>>5575112Everyone wins.
>>5580395Not being a kenyan toddler to start off with.
>>5584586That one emu video
>>5578375check yourself, friend
>>5585848Context makes this one even better, supposedly the day/week before some attack had happened in the UK and a bunch of European/American news outlets were fearmongering about how the British public was terrified to even leave their homes so someone went out next weekend and recorded this
>>5575112this was the inspiration for anime btw>>5586461oh nice, thank you
>>5578383Fuck I lost
>>5557588based
>>5573033sauce?
>>5580073You are the biggest retard I've seen in awhile. That's impressive
>>5585241Thank you cia trannyYour input is valued
>>5565788where do you think we are
>>5557578>Assslappins creed
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