Something that does not fit other threads.Animals, animal interaction or human/animal interactions, behaivour.
>>5561822geg
>>5561919
>>5561985 Please tell me it's CGi...
>>5561812IMMABOUTACUMMMMMMMM
>>5561919Wasn't this proven to be faked/staged?
>>5562015No such luck.You share a planet with that shit.
>>5562073
>>5561985>>5562015>>5562222quads checked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgonorhynchus_repens
>>5562067yep
>>5562222kek
>>5561985fucking disgusting
>>5561973God I wish that was me
>>5562497Thats a barrelfish iircIt lives in the twilight zone and has eyes on top of its head to look out for predators that might dive deeper down in search of foodanyone got more twilight zone and dark zone fish? Those are my favorite
>>5561973based
anybody got that one with the pink jellyfish, they pour coke on it and explodes
>>5562603I bet that feels so good
>>5562602What are these foreskin creatures
>>5562603>AAAAAAA I'M BIRTHIN
>>5563953Geoducks.The Chinese eat them raw.
>>5562603>nut>two dozen full-sized infants shoot out of your dickthat's some fucking body horror shit
>>5564907Brain amoeba or whatever. Just stay away because that's some nasty shit.
>>5562603that nigga at 09 born to die damn
>>5562067>>5562406Maybe you guys can help me out with this one?
>>5565532throat goat
>>5566064real
>>5563953>>5565902They're gooseneck barnacles, and that video is actually upside down. Sorry to ruin the magic. Still fucked up looking though.The Chinese probably also eat these raw
>>5565974Pretty sure it's just someone's pet goat looking for some snacks.The only surprising thing is that the entirety of the front lawn didn't suffice as said snack.
>>5561973no wasp gf to inject dopamine into my brain and lay eggs on my thigh
>>5561812>>5561919>>5562602>>5562603>>5562632>>5565532Would
>>5562603Also I think that's a male.
>>5566483You don't know?
>>5561973Wasps are fucking horrifying holy shit dawg
>>5565532Oh no guys...
>>5566566Saw it in a nature doc, the snail is infected with a parasite causing it to do these things to increase visibility to birds which will eat them, and then shit out the larvae of the parasites, which will infect the snails again.
>>5561985I fucking knew that I'd find that here
>>5561973>oMg HuManS ArE sO cReaTivE wHeN TorTuRiNg OtHer HuMaNSwell wtf is this shit then, isn't this supposed to be god's beautiful creation?
>>5567796who are quoting?also why are you still blaming god for everything?
>>5561973Send this in Constantinople
>>5561919why do asians love to make this type of shit?
>>5567376Parasites are one of the big reasons I can’t believe in a creator god. You’re telling me god designed an Earth with that thing in and God is good? Fuck off.
>>5568382There could still be a creator God, it just may be uncaring at best, and an active asshole at worst.
>>5562539Almost, that's a barreleye, and it looks up to see it's prey, rather than down to see it's predatorsaxa
>>5568382Well if God exists and is all-powerful, it's not like you have a choice in anything really, you can only 'accept' the reality as it is.Now is God evil because He let some innocent children get brutally murdered ?Well to me it depends of what happens after we die, if there is a day of judgement, heaven and hell and everything, if that kid goes to heaven for eternal bliss, is he gonna care about some suffering that happened during his life ? He would probably be eternally satisfied and grateful toward God.
>>5568382people always say this shit like the bible doesn't a have million horrible things happening in it just cause god felt like, including having his own son brutally tortured to death, like, hello?
>>5563953I hate the Chinese. Love Japan though
>>5567440I don't think I've ever heard a moth make noises like that before.
>>5561812>no kill>reverse drowning a fish while you squeeze her guts to force her shit out her eggs
>>5570301?!
>>5561919What the fuck is this?
>>5570580It's fake and possibly gay.
>>5562067You need fucking prove to know if this is staged?
>>5562603boomers on their kid's 18th birthday
>>5568382God didn't create that thing, it evolved in the world after he declared "Free Will."
>>5570414It's a brief process and after they're done, the fish goes back into the water and is fine. Raising sturgeons for caviar is a very lengthy and expensive process.
>>5567796Even the briefest look at the natural world provides overwhelming evidence that if it was the intentional creation of a godlike being then that being is objectively evil. Insects alone do shit that's so horrifyingly cruel that even the most sadistic humans would struggle to invent anything worse.
>>5562632>>5562635What is this from, anon?
>>5561812>>5562047IMMABOUTTACAVIAIAARRR
>>5568382Parasites are the only proof of God. Unseen influence over creation, inescapable, absolute. You would know his name if it wouldn't be etched into your soul.
>>5571495Insects don't have a conscience, nobody cares what they do to each other. Also no, cases like Junko Furuta prove humans are able to inflict horror more than any animal can, because humans have conscience. Nobody cares what a mindless insect with no conscience does to another. What's next, bringing up what viruses do to cells?
>>5570301PUT.HIM.BACK!
>>5571829we're talking about the creation itself, tard. humans doing horrible shit is pretty obvious, but the point is that nature is not a single bit behind on what it does regardless of the conscience meme that is not even that well defined in science (let's wait if in the future AI will actually challenge this topic). saying "don't think about it further, goy, it's only le bad when humans do it" is shallow
>>5568382Parasitism isn't any more amoral than you eating hamburgers, its just more alien to you. You can't consume other living beings and give yourself a pass, while condemning other animals for the same thing. BTW, parasites are the reason why pork is unclean meat.
>>5572060>pork uncleanmaybe in some backwards desert shithole
>>5561985
>>5571829https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-insects-feel-joy-and-pain/
>>5571495>God is evil because bad things happenNo. Bad things happen because of nature (chaos) and free will. Would you rather be confined to enslaved true predetermination?
>>5567796Don't worry, you'll grow up eventually
>>5566483>>5566582Yes it is male. Female seahorse lays eggs and male seahorse picks them up and carry in pouch until they hatch, then he "births" them.
>>5570301lol
>>5571518the sea
>>5564909https://store.steampowered.com/app/2458560/Zoochosis/real?
>>5567376
>>5561973That's pretty sick.
>>5567376Those water searching parasites are so cool.
>>5561973Michael chrichton with some other guy wrote a book called micro where shrinking humans down becomes real and this happens to a guy. Also a lady gets stored in a birds crop wild story.
>>5576761DreamWorks wanted to make a movie out of it.
>>5568382Oy vey
>>5575311kek
>>5572757>true predeterminationIf there is an all-knowing god then there is ONLY predetermination and we have no free will.
>>5568382Gnosticism is real.There is one all powerful creator god, who is different from the all benevolent God.
>>5571479sounds like a copout
>>5571495>objectively evilYou're a retard.
>>5572604I wish my dick could do thatdon't know why but I do
>>5561919BASS TO BASS
>>5571479Based
>>5562635Why are there SO MANY AIRPLANES flying above that cuttlefish?
>>5571518its a cuttlefish, they're fascinating and one of the only creatures to consistently value intelligence during mate selection.
>>5579794What piece of media is it from? The video didn't just appear out of nowhere. It's too well-shot and graded to not be from a show or movie.
>>5578849What would who be coping out of? You just implied that a creator-god must necessarily be the motivating factor behind absolutely everything that ever happens ever - the Epicurian fallacy. I clarified that people who believe in God and Free Will at the same time have zero issue with evolution producing predatory creatures. It isn't inconsistent with God "meaning" objective good.
>>5562497goofy ass nigga
>>5566064HOW??!!
>>5561919>only a voorhees can kill a voorhees
>>5578044correct!welcome to the fold.
>>5578404incorrect.get well soon.
>>5564907>>5565974>>5566174Worse, it's a prion disease. Turns you into a zombie without coherent thoughts that just wanders around like a zoomie, it can't be cured, it can't be treated, it continues until your entire brain is fried, and humans can have it even without using a phone. It's like having Twitter and Tiktok inside you.
>>5561973Proof that neither evolution or creationism is real.
>>5578044That's a negative, ghost rider. Free-will is an elemental construct. It exists regardless of our universe or its evolution. If you want to think there's a God, you might assume it wouldn't do pointless boring things; and making a pre-determined universe is as boring as it gets. But even if you don't assume that, you can assume that at least *some* of the time, the universal creator rolls dice. Thing is, God can't just literally roll dice, because omnipotence DOES imply causal completeness without (forgive the weak analogy) a trusted external processing enclave. If an Free agents interact with one another, chaos emerges over time. We can roll dice *for* God.
>>5561985>not steak_party.webm
>>5568382do not be afraid
>>5561985Fascinating. Did its filter feeder thing snap off? Looks like it came off pretty easily. Is it supposed to do that?
>>5561812I helped with this once at a hatchery. Wrassled a couple giant sturgeon out of holding tanks and into a big stretcher with water flowing over their gills so their eggs could be collected. Pretty fun.
That's pretty much rape.
>>5575311Some resident evil or horror movie shit.
>>5575311I hate parasites with all my being
>>5580972That's it spitting out its guts. Can be a threat response (or just because it feels like it) and the guts all regrow pretty quickly. Some critters also eat by spitting their guts out onto their food, but in that case it's not supposed to break off like that.>Wait a while before making a postOkay hiro, the adblocker goes back on now.
>>5572757nature is god. chaos is god. that's what you fail to grasp. god is neither moral nor immoral, but rather amoral
>>5575311FUCK
>>5580972>>5582768That worm is not throwing its intestines, that white stuff is a proboscis (like the "trunk" of bees, mosquitoes and moths) with which it catches its prey and defends itself from dangerous creatures.
>>5583498>The proboscis of the class Anopla exits from an orifice which is separate from the mouth,[9] coils around the prey and immobilizes it by sticky, toxic secretions.[22] The Anopla can attack as soon as the prey moves into the range of the proboscis.[23] Some Anopla have branched proboscises which can be described as "a mass of sticky spaghetti".[9] The animal then draws its prey into its mouth.Look at me getting proved wrong. At least the function is basically identical.
>>5579298kek
>>5581619Cool it with the antisemitism
>>5584012
>>5566429What in the motherballs is that shit?It's not -actually- an egg, is it?
>>5583457fuck
>>5566429>>5584132It's a ball of mucus that contains a gorillion squid eggs. This NatGeo video of another squid ball explains it with more detail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU99GZpuJF4
>>5567796>HUMANS COULD NEVER DEVISE SOMETHING THIS TERRIBLEPretty sure the ancient greeks or romans had a method of execution where they'd slather you in honey and tie you up in a canoe so you'd be eaten alive by insects, which isn't far off from what you're seeing in that webm.
>>5580696low brow knucle dragging nigger
>>5562073sauce on the song
>>5565984I never ceases to amaze me how perceptive 4chan can be about the smallest details!
>>5585341literally me
>>5562603If god is real he has a hilarious sense of humor
>>5561812
>>5587041>those gunshot noisesI'm sorry to hear that the BBC has fallen to the same sensationalism as the American Nat Geo shows, with the screaming insects and so on (I don't have the webm, absolute gold though)
>>5562632I loved Yukikaze.
>>5566064Holy shit, IS THAT REAL?
>>5583673If youre phonefagging, its really hard to close this video
>>5585341>this is fine
>>5587169see>>5587162
>>5585341>i liek corm
>>5576761i liked when they boiled a drop of water in an instant at that scale to make soup.but then his co-author had to take his pirate novel and turn it into a self-insert hebephile fanfic. good fight scenes though.
>>5576699maybe he is wondering why would you swim when you have wings
>>5587225>>5587227Reminds me of that one enemy in re6
>>5587168It's not meant to be closed.
>>5566566>>5566987What's crazy is that usually the birds only eat the parasites, and the snail lives on normally afterwards.
>>5561973nature is so fascinating
>>5587157Yea, no shit. This would be 1000x cooler without the gay sounds, but I don't even want to show this shit to my friends.
>>5588520fuck off Kevinya cunt
>>5566064not fake but it would have been better if it was. they broke the cat's bones so it couldn't move on its own and then used thin wires to make it dance like a puppet for this video.
>>5585341this is beautiful, like a renaissance painting something about the resilience of life we can all relate to the crab being boiled alive just trying to enjoy some corn
>>5561973No worse than 21st century marriage
>>5564907Let the creature inside
>>5588520>already got hit with the hammer>didn't learn his lesson
>>5588537Why can't I get rid of this dirt on my screen
>>5576761Richard Preston finished the the book working off of Chrichton's notes post mortem, it "feels" noticeably different in comparison to his normal works.
>>5583680The fuck is happening here
>>5588877Underrated. Truly
>>5566064This can't be real. Is this real?
>>5589086https://hampture.blogspot.com/
>>5587227why he bully monke
>>5588524lionfish?
>>5585341this is fake. you can see the noodles through the corn. the crab and corn are also no moving with the rest of the liquid.
>>5579292Standard shower foreskin water balloon maneuver
>>5589436Pretty sure it's a species of batfish like >5588527All bat fish have those weird leg/fins on their underside
>>5562067Nah, the fake-calling was an online hoax, this is a carnivorous interspecies of eel, somewhere between the common mudskipper and the eel familiesThis is very much real
>>5588534There's always a bigger fish
>>5590480The video is fake: https://twitter.com/hoaxeye/status/1359928702784704513https://web.archive.org/web/20221218052259/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIe3X7ycRWmP8DBZc7FnP0Qhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgcPYRGc80SnXEpEyWRYSeA (clone account?)
>>5587041>>5587157>"cstrike/sound/weapons/ak47-1.wav"Literally
>>5590969nicely recognized lol
>>5568382Maybe that parasite would eat body fat or something? Gods a tricky fella like that.
>>5591008Imagine seeing a mountain lion eat your cat like a snack and try to attack you. I bet that guy stopped being a catfag after this encounter.
>>5589438damn now I see it.
>>5588612underrated post
>>5584674If the insect eat you, what's the honey for? Are the insects picky eaters>but mooom, it doesnt have any honey on it!
>>5568700>like, hello?kys
>>5570414it's better than the other cavier extracting process that was just cutting open the fish to get them. the whole reason cavier became expensive luxury item instead of being a lower class slav food served in bars like pretzels like it used to be was overpoaching causing the sturgeon to become an endangered species.
>>5590997It's interesting to see how instinct- and reflex-driven insects are. The mantis can't pull himself away from his eating to respond to being bisected.
>>5566566jesus, poor snail. just stand on it and put it out it's misery already. also nice post No.
>>5583673
>>5588877excellent.
>>5562603He's literally me
>>5590969lmao you're right
>>5587041>>5587157Nothing makes me more nostalgicly sad than watching BBC archive videos and seeing how low BBC has fallen
>>5591008not a great ad for yellowstone
>>5593413based bird
>>5593588it's what happens when ice fishermen feed the wild life. It looks cute and all, but these birds become dependent on humans when they shouldn't be.I see it happen every winter. People go on to the frozen lakes to set up tents for fishing and the birds come by to beg for food. please don't feed the wild life
>>5593410Weird you changed the ding ding ding song
>>5590997In the end, the real winners were the ants.
>>5593983Ants always win, baby
>>5593758so that's is why it's asking for a bagel
>>5591068Are you allow to shoot it or any other large wildlife like a bear if it's in your property ??
>>5561812I've had worse in my mouth.
>>5587325>>5587325>>5587325>>5587325
>>5588522>I believe I've made myself clear
>>5595159gg
>>5570362some moth can "scream" in ultrasonic sound to defend against bats. of course they dont have a throat nor a voice to do so, they generate the sounds like grashoppers do.. or something like that. i guess this is something like that and whatr we hear in the video is on the lowest range of that ulrasonic sound. or its an artifact from the microphone getting vibrations in ultrasound and the software interprets it into that.
>>5568382You wouldn't like to be scratched or rubbed if parasites weren't around
>>5593870w-woah he's fast!
>>5570301kek
>>5596425
>>5589454
>>5588537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roemXMfKr9M
>>5591068>I bet that guy stopped being a catfag after this encounter.you think most dogs would stand a chance against that?
>>5584740Plague Inc. - Shadow Plague
>>5570414Humans are horrible beings
>>5596879Not in a 1v1 fight, but 2 or 3 of these dogs that are breed to hunt wolves may be able to take the mountain lion down.
>>5597080you could have just said 'no'
>>5593837what was original song?
>>5596481Afghan Orkin man
>>5585341>current state of White America
>>5588534what is that thing?(not the octopus)
>>5580687Even creepier is that it can survive cooking. Who would've thought that one of the most terrifying diseases would be nothing more than a fucked up protein? Hope that thing got burned to ash.
>>5587168That got fixed a long time ago.
>>5588527It's a real life cartoon character.
>>5594540I think the standard protocol is:Don't ask. Fuck the law.
>>5596477YJK
>>5598527But doesn't it have a tracking tag?
>>5598536Most animals, even protected species, don't have tracking tags.
>>5598536If it does, get rid of it. They're not always being tracked. Good men should not be forced to live in fear of oppressive laws, men, or beasts. If a predator is staking out your home, the rules of nature apply.
>>5591008pumas are cute but are total cunts
>>5570301lmao this crashed my driver
>>5562067No, it’s 100% real dude.
>>5596481>eh, it's a living
>>5588877Kek'd out loud
>>5596949The fish is orgasming when they do this
>>5561812cooming
>>5568382Jew alert
>>5562635Wom wom wom
>>5583680Would you kindly post this with the correct audio
>>5588524Every star wars movie
>>5593413Person who filmed this is dead, killed by a werewolf, obviously. He even warned them it was over there.
>>5595159out loud chuckle
>>5593413the bible the bible the bible the bible the bible the bible
>>5561973my roach friend ;(
>>5598459Some kind of ray/skate?
>>5600614Where did you catch your metapod at?
>>5587227gibbons are too pure for this world
>>5600614fucking unit
>>5566987>>5588554>>5591419Well, the colored part is the snails eyes.The birds usually only eat the eyes of the snail.The worst part is that eyes regrow on these snails, and they can catch the parasite multiple times...Eyup, mother nature is charming...
>>5595159heh.
>>5597697No idea what the name is, so here.
>>5562603Wish i could birth from my belly button. Changes the game when the man does the birthing
>>5601556See Tinh (Cukak remix), it's a Vietnamese song.Thanks, but the K-Pop song fits so much better imo.
>>5600614>once i revert to an egg i must bury myself for 3 years, there my form matures
>>5561973jews
