Dirk's Intro, courtresy of /agdg/
Post 3
>>5572086I fucking love Hitman
>>5571660Right sorry
>>5572171I fucking hate it when women think they have real problems in life. I know she is just bitching about video games but fuck people like her. She can do literally nothing but while and some loser will show up to give her twitch scam points to make her feel better. Women are used to men making everything better in their lives and when they are forced to fend for themselves they crumble and cry and their army of beta orbiters come to shower her in affection. You know what I get told when I have problems? Man the fuck up. Deal with it. Fuck her.
>>5572171I’m unfamiliar with Twitch. How much money did she make in those two minutes?
>>5573034She gained a $5 dollar a month subscriber and a $126 donation.
>>5573227is this a rom hack of the game?
>>5573227Why does this look worse than the first Alone in the Dark?
>>5573697>>5573722It's a proof-of-concept GBA demo.
>>5573931Kinda like how Star Fox on the SNES showed 3D on the system was technically possible?
>>5572322np, now we groove
>>5573227What did they do with cutscenes?
fucked with the music and there's a weird cut in tthe middle
>>5570968Nice
>>5574466THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
>>5573941Well no because Starfox was actually finished. Starfox 2 ran waaaay better though, even though it was "unfinished."
>>5570968
>vidya general>it's just e-celeb garbage shitkys
>>5572353holy shit it's like you're talking into a mirror- you must vehemently want to curse this woman.
>>5575574It's embarrassing how you think anyone else cares what this random person has to say
>>5570968>>5572322...aaand music transitions. The tracks will get quieter during the passage from one room to another, if the track stays the same it'll continue playing and if there's different track for a new room it'll be replaced after muting the previous one.
>>5577402also extra bonus from awesome anon who made extra intro concept
>>5578057back when Egoraptor had integrity
>>5577114/v/ cares
>>5576175sauce?
test
>>5579831Who's there?
>>5579582well this is /wsg/
>>5580229THE OLDER LADY..
>>5581053The OLDER LADY who?
>>5572143Why do black people love fighting games so much?
>>5581053>>55816061st thing that came to mind was https://granny-games.com/
>>5574380they always portray Hitler acting very jewishly
>>5578426I remember back in ye olden days I was playing Tekken tag 2 at the arcade and I was able to win 26 matches in a row, most of them being perfects, against the CPU by doing literally nothing but high kick with King. It was quite hilarious.
>>5579202>>5579204Elora's soft jiggling...
>>5581606Didn't know you could yodel..
>>5581638Same but with Bruce's Leg Slicer + Tornado Uppercut. Cheap af
>>5582474heheheh
>>5574076I wish Daisy would call me "sweetie".
>>5583435This, but Daisy Ridley.
anyone ever play dink smallwood or somethingI forgot its name
>>5585223Pig farmer?
>>5581610
>>5587908based Frank
>>5578188I agree but also envy him for being able to have so much success with so much less effort. I'm so fucking tired of the grind, dude.
>>5574525
>>5591791lel
>>5592209I can't believe Wriggle Nightbug finally got her own game.
>>5591720How do they continue to fuck up those cross promotions this badly outside of making zoomers mad with the super shotgun from DoomJust the vault suit is kind of shitty with no ghoul character despite the fact they literally have the spriggans from Skyrim in the game
>>5592939
>>5593667wonderful stuff.
>>5591720is that Lewis Hamilton?
vid rel gets me every time
anyone have the csgo webm where a girl speaks in spawn, she says to kick her if they don't want her on their team and she immediately gets kicked
>>5595485I don't get it
>>5597518that's from Call of Juarez Gunslinger?
>>5598274
>>5570968Reactions to Metal Gear Solid
>>5598959opps
>>5600066
>>5572171>watching a streamer on Valentine's Day>paying a streamer to wish you "Happy Valentine's Day"
Sure.
>>5600828what game is this?
>>5574466very nice>>5585206imagine.jpg
>>5601051Top Gun 1986, obviously
>>5596105Girl in HZD2 has a weird face shape compared to the first game. The IRL face model is more attractive than the fictional character
>>5597721Yes.
>>5575574kek male rage.
What was the first game to do the Tennis mechanic? Earliest I remember was Zelda ALttP.
>>5602413>missing Catacomb 3D>missing Doom 3>ignoring Unreal completely>missing games on Quake2 tech>not a single Serious Sam>no F.E.A.R>no OG Far Cry>no Crysisshit movie
>>5603112You have to show the major steps, you cant really do all of them. Crysis is fair probably since it was a huge game for FPS tech.
>>5603130yes, that's why Doom 3 should be there too, it was a huge deal at the time, and all Unreal and Quake 2 were pushing the industry forward. Instead we have GoldenEye which is just ok, Mirror's Edge which offers nothing except parkour and Portal 2 that's more a puzzle game than FPS.Pretty weak takes
>>5574345that looks like the rollercoaster on the santa monica pier. i'm assuming this is gta 5?
>>5603146Doom 3 and Quake 2 are dogshit, don't sully the list with them. Doom 3's thing was lighting which nobody gave two shits about, everyone cared more about Half Life 2's physics which are still influencing games to this day.
>>5603238>lighting which nobody gave two shits aboutfalse, stop rewriting history, it sold mainly because of the tech>Quake 2 I said about Quake 2 tech, I'd say Soldier of Fortune with extra dismemberment feature is a cornerstone for FPS games. Again, stop rewriting history.
>>5595956Sauce on the game? I guess the music is edited in.
>>5603323Sky: Children of the Lightsong is afx- stone focus
>>5603900>>5603907>>5604870Would've been better if they were anime girls
>>5605112Maybe
There is something calming about being a miner and just grinding jewels
>>5603900>>5603907>>5604012>>5604870>>5605220Porko Rosso head ass
>>5603084Uh... Pong?
>>5605588Can't wait for the third one.
>The schizophrenia can't be that bad>The schizophrenia:
>>5606472A cute
>>5573227What they do to re3?
>>5574466That webm, but with a squirrel suit
>>5602393sauce on girl?
>>5602410why is it sax girls are always the most autistic
