Flash back to those nights in the 2000s where you would stay up until 2am surfing the web. concept: random vids, memes, music you came acrosszoomers need not apply
>>5572590>>5572592>>5572595i want to go back
brace yourselves gentlemen
>>5572595Even as a kid, I remember wondering why a song about depression(?) had a guy killing kung-fu aliens with lens flare effects, and how a 3-minute video managed to have worse quality than an entire episode of Reboot.
>>5572590I still read "pwn" as "own" because of this Pure Pwnage
>join a lobby for an online game
>>5573228That, or because it was used across the entire internet and in every online game for a decade straight
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>>5572592the original tik tok
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>>5572592This was the funniest shit you’ve ever seen in your life back in 2009
>>5573987>2009You mean 2005?
>>5572592back when videos were naturally viralinternet hall of fame
>>5572590>zoomers need not applywhat about 1995-2000 zoomers? Oh right that wouldn't fit your anti-zoomer agenda, fucking jew
>>5574897Zillennials are ok (1993-1998)no faggot zoomers with their second-hand nostalgia
>>5573245I understand that the reason that stickmen fights were a thing was due to the limitations of the software at the time, to there's no way a game or anything could muster up, but it's its a real shame we never got any games or movies that capitalistic on this aesthetic.Is the madness game any good? haven't tried it.
>>5575164>he never played doodle army
>>5572904CHOCLATE RAAAIIIINYOU CAN GET AIDS ONCE BUT NOT AGAIN
Anybody have webms of the G.I. Joe psa's?
>>5573987I saw this shit in highschool by 2009 I was fully employed.
>>5572904I have never noticed before his technique of nod besides the microphone to breath, I wish more musicians did the same
>>5572592the greatest viral video of the noughties hands down
>>5572904the most overrated viral video of the noughties hands down
>>5575214This meme is way older than you think. A warcraft 3 cheat is literally "AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs"
>>5572590These videos are way too long. I don't have this kind of attention span anymore.
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I used to stream some Japanese TV channel equivalent to MTV, can't for the life of me remember what it was called
Bring back Snacks!
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>>5576265RIP Moot, long live Gookmoot
>>5576268That's all I have to contribute.I hope you all winrar over 9000 internets. Milhouse is not a meme. Nevada-tan is christmas cake, Boxxy is queen of /b/ etc
I doubt anyone has made any but I would appreciate any Fredryk Phox, at least any of the funny stuff before he went full furry.
>>5574897>i was browsing /b/ before your baby teeth fell out How about I don't give a fuck what you think or say in regards to this retard? Stay in your lane.
>>5576301literally this thoughstarted browsing /b/ when i was 8, last baby tooth fell out at 9
>>5572592immaculate lip sync
>>5572934i aint playin with no dil DOH
>>5573938>>5576332it really is uncanny how this guy lip synced better than 99% of tiktoks you see now, and tiktok literally has tools built in that are designed to make it easier to lip sync.
>>5575225What's the guy dancing to Cant Touch This?
>>5576362Nevermind found it, Evolution of Dance, and there's even a comment from me (with zero thumbs up I might add) that's 11 years old. Fuuuuck
>>5572592this literally makes me tear up with nostalgia. simpler times, singing that song with my friends. nobody being ironic, nothing cringe or based, just having fun
oldfag reporting in
>>5576371I remember way back when you could filter YouTube videos by most views, most comments, my ratings. Evolution of Dance was always in the top 5 - this was before 2009
>>5572904Tbh I've never made it more than 30 seconds into this one
>>5572934This shit was awesome
>>5573930Lost t b h I am ashamed
>>5575416Wtf I grew up in Warwick
>>5575416>>5576517Did you know the fat kid in the video (Jon Michael) died around 2013?
>>5576519RIP nigga sorry you got bullied on camera, also sorry it was so funny
>>5572592he's still doing this shit and making money off it.
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>>5576530What do the vegetables have anything to do with it?also check these dubs
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>>5576550
every webm in this thread is also in another threadmost are from the "old memes" thread and the "advertisments" thread
>>5572595>25 years later>still no declassification of the government coverup of the if I was green I would die lyrics
>>5573258Does this song have any sauce or is it just an original?
>>5576507You have no idea how hard I wish we could go back to that youtube.There was this website that was basically an older version of youtube but I think it died recently, actually
>>5576506DOG SOUND SYSTEM
>>5576536nowadays you'd get all sorts of leftoid demoralizers calling it a "coomer" song or whateverthose people not being around was probably the best part of that time
>>5576539kek
>>5576684the song is from a kids show. lazy town.
>>5576614this is rick romero reporting.
>>5577178I know, and I wasn't talking about the song.
>>5577178>>5577187Shit, I did say song.Well I meant the animation
>>5577191took me a while to figure out the characters in the video are from the Gold digger manga/comic book. Captain McMorgan and his Pirate-Ninja-Leprechauns
>>5577204Huh, interesting.Looks hot
>>5573170When I raid "brace yourselves" my expectations went through the roof.You did not disappoint.
>>5576663an original by ewan dobson. here's my favorite track of his.
>>5573170The good shit
I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five
>>5576301what are you even talking about retard
>>5575423>>5575426>>5575428>>5575429>>5575431was /mu/ even a thing back then?anyways, thanks for this
Here, have a gif I've had since 2001 that's followed me from computer to computer for no sane reason.
>>5573258I'm going to go with cover of Buckethead - Big Sur Moon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YygbOC21PcM
>>5575342Tbh I prefer hearing the breath so you know its a person
>>5573928Classic.
>>5579068
>>5575342>* I MOVE MY FRONTAL BREATHING VENT AWAY FROM THE MIC TO RESPIRATE
>>5579066Think this might have legitimately been the first video I saw online outside of Newgrounds or YTMND (if that even counts). Crazy
>>5572592The remake is pretty good too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKm1MBsTbk
>>5573170So why do they hear the song?
>>5572595I'd sit on the couch listening to MTV hoping they'd play this song. And it worked because they played it about 12 times an hour>time was ago.jpg
>>5576684>coomeryou are the troon coomer bro, troons are only troons because they were coomers first.
>>5581210>you know this group you dont like?>you're actually part of it!jews... get better material... please, im so bored
>>557396320 whatever years later and it just now occurred to me those Chinese a sons of a bitches are actually japanese for some reason
>>5576536what is the source of the thrust ninja, or is it just an oc included for the lulz?
Not sure if relevant. Don't know where else to upload this.
>>5573412good memories
>>5572904This guy is literally the only 21st century currently living Black person I genuinely respect that I feel I don't need to use nigger.I know the entire song is a direct predecesor of wokism, and of course the singer is also an advocate for that precisely. But the composition of the lyrics are of a quality that is no longer seen today. Too many people would rather listen to mindless, consumeristic, and excessively sexual music than well-written songs with more meaning than it appears to be.
>>5575164Electric Man 2?
>>5574897born before 2000 is A-Ok
>>5576502I fell out of my chair laughing when I first saw this. certified classic
>>5576506every fucking youtube video in 2009
Part 2 >>>/gif/27371055
>>5575164>software limitations Zoomers really have a retarded view of the 00s. There were multiple games that featured stickmen fighters on newgrounds and other websites.>>5574897You are such a worthless generation.
>>5572590>>5573928pure pwnage was probably my favourite pre-youtube web series
>>5573203as a kid i didn't realise "blue" meant "sad" so to me it was just a funny song about a blue alien
>>5573963i watched this so many times i still basically know all the words off by heart
>>5575428Fuck I forgot about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=424e6jWv3P0
>>5577079i was so engrossed in this mindless movie the first time i watched it that i forgot to disconnect my internet connection the whole half hour
>>5575426Is that real?
I guess I really will be here forever
>>5572592i think why i find this endearing but not similar modern day videos is the fact that this was made by a genuine guy who used a shitty webcam and wasn't expecting it to blow up like it did. Now people "have" to get viral and they do increasingly fake and retarded shit to achieve that
>>5576640if it's not "if i were green i would die" i would die
>>5575342i actually like it when i hear the artist breathing, especially if it's hard to hear and you have to pour your entire brainpower into listening to the song. That way I get to "separate" the layers, like i could focus on vocals only and drown out the rest, or focus on the guitar and bass and drown out the drums. I don't do this often unless i'm high
>>5573178to this day, i've never uttered the world pwned out loud.
>>5573258is he playing muted strings in the beginning?
>>5573930you know, i scoured the web (even degenerate sites) and could not find proper cock biting videos, hell i'd wanna see some ball biting videos. It doesn't seem that extreme compared to shit you'd find on even pornhub but i can't find shit (especially HD shit)
>>5583034>disconnect my internet connection the whole half hourThat's only 30p.
>>5583103isn't it pronounced like owned but with a p in front?
>>5583162refer to this >>5573928Although i never said pone or own. I was more of a rekt guy
>>5577079zeeky boogy doog
>>5583170i guess the pronunciation doesn't really matter because it originated as a typo. its meant for text chats in games, using it out loud is kind of cringe.
does anyone have xenon's INTERNET ANIMATION MADE OF FLASH?
>>5572592Sad how he died.
>>5576538Why do they all pull left?
>>5573987am pretty sure it was around 03-05
>>5573930Holy shit I've been looking for that video for 20 years nj thx anon
>>5581398>You're jewish if you're anti pornlmao, clown world has taken your mind.
>>5584030>pilpulI knew it
>>5573547holy shit last time I've seen this was maybe 20 years ago before I had internet, had it on a cd with random shit like that
>>5579068why do we still don't know who he is?someone must have recognised him
>>5572904Dude still posts comments on videos all the time. I see him in the Real World Police comment section pretty frequently.
>>5573987I saw this in highschool 200402005 you fucking nigger i was in college in 2009, you have the memory of a niggerwoman
>>5573930wtf is this Erin from the Office?
>>5575439Boku no Pico
>>5584352we don't talk about post-s5 office
>>5573170Kek. This is better than the new Simpsons episodes.
>>5583183i always thought it was short for Point oWNeD? Like dominated in points?
>>5572590over half my life has passed since the days of pure pwnage being a part of my life
>>5584729>>5583183>>5583170>>5583162I always said "pone" rather than "own"It was likely just from people keyboard spamming "owned" and eventually making typos. Eventually it just stuck and became 1337 speak.
>>5585167could be worse, i lost my virginity with shrek playing in the background
>>5581789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poHHDC5XSno
>>5575423>>5575426>>5575428>>5575429>>5575431webms are that old?>>5577728yes
>>5585136>>5585144lmao gay
>>5577728>was /mu/ even a thing back then?My dates may be wrong but anyways>beginning it was vgm>then it evolved to metal music with DragonForce being their mascot >then the tumblr hipster era 2010-2016ish
>>5576663Not exactly the same, but close:https://youtu.be/qHmDaNYS0Yg?si=-t5cw_i1z15D9mAR
>>5572904I remember being at work one day and hearing my black manager singing this to himself in the halls
>>5584039>"Uhhh I'm a dipshit so dis doesn't make no sense!!!"Grey matter in your brain ceases to exist, not surprised troonytoon bitch!
>>5579809>That tp roll and handcream in the cornerKek
>>5576355He just really liked that song, man
>>5573203Eiffel 65's hit song "Blue" is actually a cry for help.
>>5582704>I know the entire song is a direct predecesor of wokismIf it makes you feel any better, he inmediately sold out and made the song about CHERRY COLA RAIN or something like that>>5584340He's still around doing stuff, he's very talented. Have you seen his fuck up trying to stream Team Fortress? It's the funniest shit ever
>>5587776>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTICIPATE IN MY DISHONEST PILPUL BULLSHITeat shit, pencilneck
>>5587020voice too low, music too loud
>>5585136i am younger than you but live in a small town and we'd get our BMX and BMX knock offs and dig holes at edge of town by the football pitch (soccer for merilards) because every time the older kids who made the track would beat us and chase us off so we would fuck up their track haha the eventually left and now we were kings of the dirt trackand when kids showed up with a ball we'd play a match or 21s where you would all get 10 points except the goaly and you'd all call out a number and for what you would dare to go in goal for.if you called 15 and nobody went under you got 15 but had to start in goalif somebody missed they'd have to go in goal andif you got 0 points it would be everybody taking penalties on your ass LoLoh and if a little kid wanted to play or if a mate was injured like broken leg or something or the one kid with muscular dystrophie theyd play for 'bacon and beans' meaning they didnt count and they wouldnt be allowed to score or be goalie for too long>spek en bonenwe called itDutchland > Amerilandsorry for not greentexting im too drunk
I am missing a few things...1. Bush dancing2. Bush dancing game3. Ay mr. Taliban tally me banana4. Italian goes to a restaurant5. Blockhead6. Stick figured fightingi forgot a ton also no Rickrolling?
>>5588124We're missing Aisha as well.
love this thread
>>5576539>you have to partition your driveswait, don't you have to do that on any OS?
>>5572904Chocolate RainMade me cross the street the other dayChocolate RainMade you turn your head the other wayUmm, yeah. I don’t want to get robber or jumped.
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>>5580773i was a freshman in college in 2000. i wasn't an especially online kid, but i introduced all my friends to Don Hertzfeldt. i watched that video *a lot*. still love the guy. absolute genius
>>5575164jesus christ you're fucking retarded
>>5588124https://youtu.be/m1TnzCiUSI0>Published on 2005-10-08haha, damn
https://youtu.be/nGQIQljaAc0https://youtu.be/NrmPehlHK3w
>>5588536Thank you for this
>>5589653>published 2005 doesn't that make your stomach sick? you know the uploader thought he was just uploading a random video to yet another video hosting site. yet here we are 19 years later
>>5585136Man, I wish I had stories like these. My youth consisted of being cooped up in a room with people I didn't know sometimes. Couldn't leave unless it was for errands and I was timed, couldn't have friends over, sometimes games were banned on the premise of causing violence while at the same time there were no books that weren't intended for adults. According to law, I wasn't abused, but fuck me it sure felt like it*Sigh*
>>5584030jewish is a lot easier to say than golem of jehova and it's honestly pointless to differentiate if you fight to the death for your masters
>>5573928every once in a while i rewatch the entire series and the tv show and movie and love every minute of it as if it were new againgeoff lapaire went on to direct another web series called Space Janitors, the first run was really good and funny as fuck but the second one replaced some characters (most notably a big boobed jewish qt who was the rare combination of hot and funny) and it seems to be going downhill
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>>5590632the peak of millennial humour
>>5591768no, this isdon't worry, i too don't understand why my 14yo self found this funny now, either
>>5588124rickrolling is eternal, people still do it sometimes
>>5592795
>>5572592RIP sweet prince
>>5584226IIRC he sued the uploader of the video because he wanted shekels or some shit, so not based at all
>>5580022What song?
>be me 13y>some friday night >2am>parents zzz>familypcfuntime.swf>try search "boobs">fucking bikinis>"big boobs show nipples">yes>printer.exe>nut on a page >zzzz>saturday, still autistic >inconspicuously wander into forest behind my house>conspicuously nut on a page kinda became a daily ritual for a while, until I got a blackberry and quit printing for good
>>5584797ty for the flashbacks to me procrastinating doing projects in high school by watching crap like this anon
>>5576355Because num numa guy did it for fun and love for that songYour average tic ticker does for views and money. No room for effort
>>5583105Think he's just strumming closer to the bridge
>>5573412God I wish game lobbies were like this again. nobody even talks in these new games
>>5576679fuck you for making me see that
>>5580004oh so this is where that emo guy came from.
>>5581980>ps vita>part of frutiger ergoisn't it a bit late for that?
>>5579952Now this was good.
>>5575423this is the same beat as Shake That
>>5583025what song is being played at the end. I recognize the instrumentals from something else, but don't remember.
>>5582978he beat up a 17 year old? kek
>>5583640>>5592807You made me check
>>5588011sorry its not as good as your star wars rap parody from the early 2000s fag
>>5573969TAKE ME BACK
>>5576538This feels like when they make walmart employees chant.
>>5596128God, I miss the blades.
>>5582894It always bothered me that this guy takes a shit after taking a shower...
>>5581789Gold digger manga/comic book. Captain McMorgan and his Pirate-Ninja-Leprechauns
>>5584786This episode is the reason I stopped playing nearly all video games. I only occasionally play minecraft now.
>>5588011it's 10000 times better than disney wars 7,8,9
is this fr the shit you boomer fucks used to find funny? holy shit this is the least funny thread on the board
>>5598646Listen skippy. Can I call you skippy? great!Listen skippy, There's a "skibidi toilet" thread here which is the cringiest zoomer shit ever.Take your presentism, and edgar haircut elsewhere.OK? adults are having fun.
>>5575164Lmao@yourbait
>>5574897If your ass was too young to watch Hackers, you're subhuman.
>>5576265I can't believe they blew up that yellow van. 4chan went too far that day.
>>5595421kino
>>5572590why good times fly so fast and bad ones are fucking eternal?
>>5584030>anti-porn>frequents a pornsite
>>5592804>cabal onlineShittest MMO I ever played. I miss it.
>>5600033we still have the power, we just forgot how to use it
>>5576537what shitty tiktokers think they look like
>>5576537KEK
>>5599007
>>5591161Man I miss these kinds of lobbies. Everything is stale and silent on lobbies these days.
>>5589653Fucking hell, people had this on their phones all super compressed.
>>5588531RIP LOWTAX
>>5573258Best I was able to findhttps://youtu.be/fEv2zNjvHyY?si=rchzG1YPT5quGIAF
>>5581980Soul ranking:Y2K > 80s > 2000s = 2010sAlthough, I do really like Flat Design in UIs and products. Very functional. 80s and Y2K just radiates fun design. Frutiger is just disgusting.
>>5601419Lol I remember fucking loving the remixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
>>5573258I got ya. Funnily enough I have a friend who loves this song. Check out the v3.0 version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc
>>5601631that response video was kino as wellhttps://youtu.be/EiKE1s1ZyJA
>>5601614Was about to comment flat design is souless but function over form.
>>5591161kino
>>5573412HOLY FUCK LOL!!!!
thanks for this thread
>>5576502oldie but a goodie <3
>>5588536aaaaand they're still around doing it today. crazy
>>5601614I'm glad that you'll never experience anything good zoomer.
>>5576640>>5583098If you were actually around at the time you would know it's really "I'm in need of a guy".
>>5590632More of a magical trevor man myself
>>5572590I still had dialup. My parents were too busy thinking $20 a month for AOL was a good deal.
>>5575164nice bait but for anyone unironically wondering, watch jet li movies
I kinda wish the internet stayed as a hobby rather than something necessary in our lives. When you even mention that phrase to someone they'll say something like "oh but its just pwogwess, its just teh fyuture" well I didn't know the future would be so stale and boring.
>>5572592Damn, this takes me back to simpler, more innocent times in my life.
Thread's dead, baby.
>>5597703
>>5605030Kawaii
>>5572592pure sovl
