Put here your cutest kot videos
>>5573072
>>5573072>raising abominationskill yourself
>>5573072these types of videos make me so sad. PUT DOWN THE CAMERA AND PET HIM YOU MONSTERS.
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>>5575791>video of thing happening>audio explaining what is happening>text explaining what is happeningis this for downies?
>>5576010for infants with tablets scrolling through tiktok
I've seen all these webms before
only for the metal general on mu
>>5576031it's because i dont make these threads anymore
>>5576031what do you want? A fucking medal? Congratulations here's your>biggest loser on 4chanaward
>>5577756you didn't post an award and if you had it wouldn't have been on topic and if it had been I'd have already seen it before
chat
>>5576286I love that retard stare the cat gives him at the beginning, never fails to make me laugh
>>5576286This is an ad.
>>5578736cats prefer amazon so you should too
brb grabbin something
>>5576010It's called "transformative content".You basically take someone else's video, add as much dumb shit as possible to it until by american law it becomes a new work, which you can profit off of.In essence, these "explain what happens" type videos are stolen from other people and bastardized so they can make profit off of them. It's the worst kind of scum on the internet.
>>5579125>It's the worst kind of scum on the internetyou must be underage if you think that's even remotely true
>>5579130okay transformative content creator
>>5578487There are no thoughts in that head
>>5578739lmao
Happy Caturday everyone. I'm depressed.
>>5573081That's fucking animal abuse. Mine too sort of but at least it's cute
>>5579668>KORBEN DALLAAAAS
Anyone got the sleeping cat that gets startled?
>>5579832
>>5579701Those aren't made of real dogs, bro. They're just slippers.
>>5579130>being this literal
>>5579698Hope you’re feeling better anon. Life isn’t easy. We just have to keep trying.
>>5579769Lavos is a caracal huh?
>>5582084Thanks bro, today I broke the cycle of >procrastination>depression>procrastination...Feel loads better
>>5573081fat fuck
>>5579168man that lego porsche is cool, have it too
>>5581231ignorant owners: the webm
>>5582154I struggle with that too.
>>5573081damn thats a big kitty. cute as hell but why would you ever let you cat get that fat...
>>5583001>that a big kitty>that a big kitty>why did you say it twice >i didn't
>>5583001"More to love" or something like that.
>>5580996wrong thread craka
>>5578706What type of cat is that? I like fluffy cats more than shorthairs.
>>5584183i believe a Maine Coon
>>5584188used to have a dog that would do the same thing, if you scratched or patted the spot right above his tail he would immediately start blepping, like it was involuntary. wonder what causes this?
>>5584255Inb4 it's some weird sexual thing
>>5584185I thought they were a lot bigger than that. Either way its cool. How do i find a good cat breeder? Every website looks like it was made in 2002.
Test OC cat
>>5584168That's not a small leopard, right? What is it?
>>5584309Panther
>>5584269It is and it isn'tIt's just a very sensitive spot
>>5584939Leopard or jaguar?
>>5584188I've owned half a dozen cats in my life and none of them ever did this... Why?
>>5573072PET THE FUCKING KITTEH YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5583054>LaughingBilly.webm
>>5584282soap
Meowth?
>>5584188>>5584255>>5584269Cats have a scent gland there and consequently a lot of nerve endings in that same spot. It's basically sensory overload when you start scratching because it both feels really good, but also is telling them "RUB HERE TO MARK YOU TERRITORY NYUGGA!"Its the cat equivalent of a human scratching the really sensitive area at the small of the back.
>>5586088The cat doesn’t like that. Stop reposting this asshole.
>>5585901>are ya Chinese or Japanese >we Laotian >….so are ya Chinese of Japanese ITS A PUMA FAGGOT!
>>5584167Man, I wish I knew what they were talking about.
>>5588476
>>5588433>SOCORRO
>>5588433Kot only on technicality, but obligatory
>>5582154Literally all my days are like that. it's a cycle. If I get something, I feel a little better. I hope you do too, just don't think about it too much
>>5588654You can tell by the body language in >>5586088 that the cat is clearly pissed off and stressed. I don’t understand why people are entertained by this. I don’t harass any members of my family for entertainment. Especially ones that don’t have agency to defend themselves equally. The cats in your post seemed mildly annoyed at most, which is not the same.
>>5576286But that's not a backflip, though.
>>5579701Is that a husky and corgi mix??
>>5579769Looks like Mel Gibson
>>5589034zoomers texting
>>5582201>Undercooked Chink snack pack
>>5588993I would harass the shit out of you if you were a member of my family.
Anyone got the webm of the cat with it's paw out, looking like it wants a hand shake, but then the cat retracts the paw and licks it?
>>5588951kek
>>5587414Hooman is broken?
>>5576286>Let's see how long before it takes himRicky La Fleur over here.
>>5578487he's just innocent and knows nothing
for /metal/ general
>>5590083i love shorthair cats like that first one so much. their fur is the coolest.
>>5590574this is the first time you posted something remotely metal related and not just a random cat webm
>>5573072Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Just had to kill this little chick that my cat almost killed. Fuck.
>>5588485>>5584309>>5584255>>5586651>>5588405no context
>>5589043I think it's just a husky puppy.
cat
>>5573217he's literally me
>>5591354they dont even care
only for /metal/
>>5590083Fuck that tortoise.Not all tortoises, just that one in particular.
>>5589524A N Y O N E ?
>>5589524>>5592096ah yeah i have it, im phoneposting rn though. let me get home and ill post it for you
>>5591766so many biscuits!
>>5588433My cat used to do weird noises too when he grew very old.I suspect it was because he had lost most of his hearing.
>>5591830Ain't no better feeling in the world than everything in this webm
>>5589168I’m not a cat though. I doubt getting your ass kicked would make you feel any better.
>>5592512Nope!
>>5592512>>5592516cursed
FOr the metal general
>>5592195Pls post fren
>>5591740i brush my cat's teeth every night and every night after i'm done i make him sniff MY toothbrush and let him watch me brush MY teeth so he knows i'm not just doing it to hurt him.
>>5592516fake
>>5593215jumpscare
>>5592538>I’m not a cat thoughBut you are a pussy
>>5592797
>>5592532threw this in an AI. Was hoping it would be funnier
>>5595656Dangerously based cat.
>>5588951I must consult the elder gods
>>5595656>ate nearly a whole squirrel by himselfDamn
>>5592797Wingardium levioSAAHHHHHHStohp it, Ron! Shhhhtoooohhhpppp
>>5595955Is that real?
>>5595717>>5595929I read your comments to him while petting him on my lap and he clawed more than usual, so I take that as a like.
>>5595966Karma is a bitch, bitch.
>>5592516
>>5596154How do you even get a cat that mad? Lmao dumb bitch.
>>5573081>le heckin chonker!obesity kills cats. feeding a cat until it gets that big is animal abuse.
>>5596243Maybe he should eat less and move more.
>>5596154That's a poorly trained cat.
>>5596246Akshully there's only female calico cats, it doesn't appear in male cats
>>5573081fatter than garfield
>>5579168>let's design a table to abuse cats, ahahaha wouldn't that be so funnyanimal abuse isn't cool
>>5596368It's a brain teaser.
>>5596368Preventng a cat from senselessly knocking stuff off a table is literally abusing them?
>>5596243>>5596368>waaah animal abusestfu faggot
>>5596354She's a big girl
>>5578031>you didn't post an award and if you had it wouldn't have been on topic and if it had been I'd have already seen it beforethat's you getting eaten up.. webm.related
>>5596381For me-ow
>>5582816>ignorant owners: the webmdumb faggot reporting for duty
>>5596379>>5596380Trolled good!
>>5596603Nigger
>>5596829FUGGG :D:D
>>5576010It was probably stolen and reposted like three times
Post fedora tipping cat, please.
>>5592532
>>5593309interesting
>>5588480
Where is the cat licking its paw webm? You’re tearing me apart Lisa.
>>5597633This'n?
>>5596154It's time to put that thing down.
>>5597668No the cat moves the paw away from the owner and then licks it almost tauntingly. Funny webm though
>>5595977Tell him "anon says you're based" once more for my sake please.
>>5598612>give me your skin
>>5598590
>>5598781YES. That’s the one. Thanks.
>>5598679He just wants to know what it's like to have fur, something the cat gods have so cruelly denied him.
>>5596379It's instinctual so kinda yeah.
>>5599059So is pissing all over the place to say it owns stuff.
>>5599059Where I grew up, we had at least 8 cats at a time. None of them did this, and they weren't even allowed on the tables.
>>5576010typical tik-tard type material
>>5599225normies aren't bothered by it because they aren't on the spectrum
>>5598781>>5598806Wow I don't know what I'd do to that asshole... It'd be needlessly complicated that's all I know.
>>5597140It feels like something so tiny and helpless shouldn't exist.
>>5595977Tell him he's a good boy.
>>5598611>>5599476I tell him all the time he's the best cat ever. I looked up his birthday and he's 16. I'm happy that he has had a long life but sad that it's winding down.
>>5583054You think you're a funny motherfucker huh? WELL YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!
>>5599223>at leastI meant at most.
>>5599605>16Dude's been blessed.
>>5579168WREKD.
>>5574707WHAAAAAAAT?
>>5599040Dude WTF
>>5573217he spilled so much! :o
>>5596154That's intolerable behaviour. If I owned a dog that did anything remotely similar I would immediately put it down. I assume catfags for aggressive cats like this also?
>>5573072You misspelled 2/3 letters in "cat" you uneducated swine.
>>5596154I love it when cats punish people for acting like retards just like the manchild unwrapping his present.
>>5601380ok but you see a difference in a cat doing that and a dog doing that right? if she was being mauled by a dog she would have been dead before she could leave the room
>>5601367i wish i could live in a world where this was normal but people with cat alergies ruin it for everyone.
>>5599723>Was ist zwischen diesen kleinen Öhrchen?>Ist da etwa Hirn?>Nein, kein Hirn.>Nur Fluff.
>>5593215when i see a gif that doesn't appear to move, i assume it's leading to blacked.
>>5598612Day 4 in al-cat-raz, im now Pipsqueeks bitch
>>5589043it's a puppy husky, their faces look quite mature even when puppies
>>5596154lmao that's fucking awesome
>>5573075AI is soulless
>>5596154Holy shit that guy is absolutely useless, how many times do you have to hear your girlfriend shout for help and that she's bleeding?
>>5599040I really like this webm
Whoever told me on /v/ that this cat is declawed is a filthy liar.
>>5596154Why is it always women and so1boyz getting attacked by cats?
>>5601625>people with cat alergiesIs that that you call them there?
>>5603150Because men don't fuck around with cats as if they're toys, men just chill with them.
>>5602577Pretty sure he recognised in the tone of her voice that she needed help because she just did something stupid and not because she was actually in danger.
>>5603158It's quite interesting, there's loads of videos of women getting attacked by cats. I don't think cats like to get kisses and hugs as much as women think they would.
>>5603045Do you see any claws, retard?
>>5603294ntaI think I see trimmed claws.
>>5603294>im clearly blind and have a sore pussy about it
>>5601380one thing i learnt being a delivery driver for a year is that women-owned dogs are way more dangerous and less trained. I assume its similar for cats, and probably for children of single moms too desu
