>>5574083
post 3
>>5574102
>>5574084i still love goose cause he's literally me
>>5574117not that kind
>>5574117
>>5574286>>5574288>>5574289>>5574294>>5574296>>5574299>>5574305lmao I think you got lost on the way to /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfFiCCJwiDI&ab_channel=PescaGames
>>5574386lmao I think you got lost on the way to reddit
>>5574386and what pray-tell is "/pol/" about friends bantering with each other or you drinking alone in the shower while your friend shower with this girlfriend/wife?
>>5574441Do betas dream of electric gyatts?
>>5574450omg thanks for the gold
>>5574453shhno one tell him
>>5574453In that particular clip the guy drinking alone got double cucked. His friend Rick got the girl, then went missing, and the girl got with him out of necessity. Then just as he got used to the free pussy, Rick showed back up and now he's back to using his hand.
>>5574455only if they frfr senpai rizz on god with drip
>>5574753Nice job cropping a 2.5 : 1 film with a vertical phone preset. Retard.
>>5574773am also huge faggot btw
>>5574777HA I knew itBoys or men? or both
>>5574084I love how having kids somehow precludes being a loser and/or autistic.tells me more about whoever made picrel than anything.having kids only seems like some insane goalpost to actual kids.
>>5574979most pathetic thing ive seen today
>>5574850shut up normalfag retard
>>5574117all my intuition tells me she will balloon up soon
>>5574979>>5575110
>>5575188this is why we're here foreverz fren
>>5575188>queue
>>5577365monke
>>5577365him driv
>>5575133He's a normalfag but he's not wrong.
>>5574288sauce?
>>5574753What film?
>>5574083what's that song again
>>5577461Apocalypto
>>5574850Except the line is "married with two kids" genius and not "came in a random hole and became a father." Maintaining a happy marriage with two kids is absolutely a challenging goal, beyond the reach of many. Now get off your high horse you illiterate bellend lmao this board. Also nice Reddit spacing
>>5574179absolute kino
>>5577545seconding this
>>5577545>>5579276mac demarco chamber of reflection
>>5576581Cringe
>>5576581Blows my mind this shit works
>>5574117cute girl, too bad about the fivehead though
>>5574305You can depict when he's scared of the nigger in his car by when the driver door is locked and unlocked. They thought of it all!
>>5574117aw that's fuckin adorable
>>5579907This was too savage. Not cool /wsg/, not cool
>>5575188actually good
>>5579907they can't have been that good a relation if they're at #5
>>5574441fun facta scorpion tattoo in the gay community generally indicates someone who has HIV/AIDSt. a fag
>>5574500tell him what?
>>5575110I guess this anon doesn't own a mirror
>>5580031that's part of the point anon
>>5574084fresh
>>5574296Friends?
>>5580147>watermarkholy fuck you retard just use ezgif to crop it outftfy faggot
>>5580156
>>5574753that character was a good father though so...
>>5580032Me on the top (the blue haired one)
>>5580031I'm 34 man
>>5574289that black girl played such a good "good guy-villain" in Burn Notice. every time she was on screen hate was dripping out of my ears there was so much.
>>5574179Song name?
I need the one with the edit, other movie stars and its something along the lines of "me around normal women vs me around mentally ill women"
>>5577409He's a normalfag AND he's wrong.
>>5575188jesus christ my sides
>>5581246YWNBAW
>>5581934Nightcall - Kavinsky
>>5577461Apocalypse Now
>>5580031The point is they're experience. Rarely anyone meets the one on their first time.They're like jobs or internships before finding your dream one, and if you don't have any previous experience, it only makes it harder to get there
>>5580036I honestly admire this guy. It's happened to me a bunch but I never articulated it out loud like that, and especially not to the women in question. So far as they still know, everything was peachy keen and cool, no hurt feelings, no problem. At least he left a mark.
>>5580036Her pussy was the driest it's ever been in this moment.
>>5574572Why would getting cucked be political thoughI'd never once think about the socioeconomic status of the country while railing someones wife
>>5580031This may sound insane to you but not all breakups indicate a bad relationI have moved a lot in my life and I've stopped seeing so many people (not that I've ever dated but it would have been the same) after moving, even to a neighbouring city, because there are times when you can simply not adapt to geographical changes
Literally me
>>5583423I wish you stupid fucks would encode these properly so I don't lose my hearing from a bee in my ear
>Post literally me stuff
>>5583451Works fine on my machine. You probably just have tinnitus.
>>5577461zoomers get out reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5583478I can guarantee you're a porn addled coombrain
>>5575188K V N O
>>5574288based granny
>>5582325Just like jobs, after your first one you care less and less about the company you keep or sticking with it for better or worse.
>>5581940
>>5583466too many whores
>>5583423what's the film
dunno if this is the thread but i made this
>>5583423>>5583451I wish you stupid fucks would add the source in the filename
>>5585399>>5585443day of the wacko
>>5585436What film? Looks awesome
>>5582435>>5582640The duality of man
>>5585757[spoiler]Is it worth watching?[/spoiler]
>>5574979
>>5586529Perfection!
>>5575188kino loop
>>5585436fucking kek
>>5574083dude vaporwave and edge is sooooo me!!!
>>5574179God, I wish that where me
>>5580036imagine being that girl knowing this clip is out there being viewed by millions
>>5583452amazing
>>5574117some self hating black in the world just nutted the hardest ever
>>5583478Hello Rajesh are you still fantasising about being a nigger because at least they're not pajeets?
>>5587368That's 90% of them
>>5583423
>>5585436anon, I...
>>5585827Altered States
>>5574117>Americans need to be told they don't need permission to say a word
>>5575188This is incredible kek
>>5577854Just read the synopsisSounds absolutely kino
If you are going to watch Apocalypto, make sure to watch it without Dubs. It is so much better subtitled.
>>5574179me when they wont leave my swamp
>>5587874>I had forgotten I was humanfuck
>>5588017hahahahahahaha
>>5587874>monthsrookie numbers
>>5587874Change months to decades to make it more realistic
>>5575188Amazing.
>>5587910Miserable twice
>>5581958Seethe
>>5587874that happened to me yesterdayi didn't even expect her to hug meshe even initiated it and i just went by automaticallyat the moment i didn't even know how much i wished for her to do itonly later i realized that the experience was so innocent and pure because of thati smiled my way homeam i going to make itor am i learning to understand my emotionshow can i tell her
>>5574083>>>/tv/200163014Please post here.
>>5574179love it
>>5588069
>>5589115>how can i tell herMy immediate intuition tells me that I wouldn't tell her, unless it's a relation for the ages and you know each other well and you feel comfortable opening up.The most likely reaction is raised eyebrows from someone who is normally adjusted - you don't want others to think of you as a social recluse/weirdo/basement dweller.But who knows, can't pretend I know the answer. Do what feels right. Vulnerability is supposed to be sexy under the right circumstances.
>>5579907Gents lemme tell you this. I'm almost 30. I've tasted the forbidden fruit. I did a few weeks ago. We held hands. We kissed. We made love. The morning after, she made it awkward. Or maybe I did unintentionally, who knows. She ghosted me.Nothing compares anymore. I have lost all my will to fap. I don't even get an erection when looking at porn anymore. It won't ever compares to interlocking fingers, looking her in the eyes, and fucking her slowly.Oxytocin withdrawal is one son of a bitch gents. My advice is to not do it if you're not certain that something long term is going to come out of it. Having had a taste of it and then having it taken away so soon was gut wrenching.
>>5589938>funny content every 20 minutesYou wish
>>5587874>monthshaha...
There losers
>>5587467What is this from?
>>5592262Day of the Wacko
>>5574106hope RESTORED
>>5574753Armageddon
>>5589314fuck off failednormie, 4channel is for kissless incel loser virgins. you've crossed the line and you're no longer welcomed.
>>5592267>Day of the WackoTy anon
>>5574106Ana de Armas is so beautiful it's not even fair
>>5587946As someone that works for a security company that watches thousands of sites all over north America, you might be surprised with how often there's a camera watching.Don't worry, we all think you look cool as fuck.
>>5578135Who said nothing about being happy?
>>5589314You're a doomer retard. Getting women is like becoming a multi-millionaire. Obtaining your first million is extremely hard, but after that it just gets easier and easier.A huge part of why anons can't get women is they've never had a woman. Women can smell virginity and they really don't like it. Being a virgin in your late 20s or early 30s implies something's wrong with you. If you pull just one woman, you're basically co-signed for life.
>>5574179A brazilian man riding through the favela with a tranny in the backseat.
>>5579907I hate this because I didn't even touch a woman until 31, when I lost my virginity. People who have never been in a relationship do not and cannot understand the excruciating and unimaginable psychological agony that is losing someone you love. Even breakups are rougher than loneliness. If I could go back in time, I'd rather have remained a lonely virgin forever.However bad you think you have it, the moment you finally pour your decades of unrequited love unto a recipient and that bond is snatched away from you, by whichever method or circumstance, you'll regret it, and curse the day you thought you knew better.
>>5587892Is this game still worth playing or did I miss the window when it was good?
>>5588614>tfw we'll never get a live action batman as cool as this oneI'm no znyderfag but he was a great batman for a bit.
>>5575188Checked
>>5587919based tony poster.
Does anyone have the edit of SSgt. Barnes?
>>5592908I find it most amusing that 2 guinea homo manlets are regularly cast to portray badasses
>>5592837it's the quality of woman toono matter what you look like if you can somehow pulled an 8 or above, you'll get hotties from then on because women judge you by the women you get only absolute Chad's can date mids and still pull hot assbut for regular guys, if women see you with a hot women they assume there's something intriguing or special about you
>>5592837Bullshit, its a strong temporary feeling thats all.
>>5589925
>>5574753This guy was insanely charismatic. I'm suprised he didnt get more roles after that.
>>5587874>monthslmao
>>5574979mfw no italo-american gf
>>5577427I want to say Sliders (1995) but again could be wrong
>>5574083Why is everything about women?WTF is wrong with you people. Are people just slaves to sex and have nothing else in life that gives meaning? Jesus, what animals.
>>5593888Is that cornpop?
>>5586529God this is old.
>>5587899me rn
>>5593982wtf are you talking about
>>5592837Sounds like you just had your first experience with a psychopath.I've had a shitton of experiences with psychopaths, but no romantic one. This is why when (if) I do have a romantic relationship, I won't be fooled and heartbroken
>>5592693Thanks, I really needed that.
>>5583398It's kind of funny how K is supposed to live such an awful and lonely life that he has only an AI girl to keep him company and I'm supposed to pity him, while we don't even have that, and I'd consider it a blessing to have it. They wanted to honestly portray genuine misery of a life of a lonely man and it still doesn't match the truth of mundane reality
>>5592793>last 3 partners were actually jewishWhy does this keep happening?
>>5583398
>>5592793actual fear of mine
>>5580162Kek nicely donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHVbbcHWX4kI wish there was a proper bardcore version of it like thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch1aVmjvYTIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXQHog8BHTI
>>5595901Congratulations, you have made a vertical webm that takes up almost my entire screen...
>>5594455I disagree completely. Simply because of the way the world looks in Bladerunner would make your life an indisputable downgrade. Also, the point is that the AI companion isn't even his. "It"'s effectively just a drive with memories; he doesn't own anything, and isn't happy anyway. If there's any blessing in there, it's a curse disguised as one. The same is bound to happen in reality as well, because people don't want to own and run their own things.
>>5587874>monthsheh
>>5589928This one hurts
>>5592832kino, wish that was my life
>>5575188kino
>>5595235thanks I just ripped it from a YouTube compilation and converted it
>>5592837This is just a cope. Having lived life and experienced emotions is always better than not having. The pain that comes with living is what makes life worthwhile
>>5596047>The pain that comes with living is what makes life worthwhileGo back
>>5595925Well, I didn't mean the whole dystopian reality, just the ai companion. I know I will be always alone, so for me I'd prefer an illusion of companionship over nothing at all. It might be considered unhealthy, but I think it would actually help with my mental health. If a pet can be a source of comfort and motivation, then ai could be even more so.
I've spent most of my waking hours on 4chan or playing games since i was 14 (33 now) yet somehow I got my dick sucked at 14, had sex at 17, banged a bunch of hot asians in college, i'm a software engineer and married a cute japanese woman 7 years ago. You guys are all pathetic faggots.
>>5596406Acquire a 2D wife instead.
I feel that I am a sad cross between AJ Soprano & Gregory Hirsch. Quite literally
>>5577461>>5587990It is absolute kino but why the fuck would you not know what it is or have never seen it especially if you know the word kino.WTF
>>5595235off topic but I have thisPure bardcore
>>5596406>If a pet can be a source of comfort and motivation, then ai could be even more so.This is a good point. I mean stimulkation via human contact and conversation is why most of us shitpost on the internet.Which a pet can give you physical intimacy (non sexual you weirdo) it cannot really give you mental stimulation other than via entertainment, playing.The combination of a lifelike talking AI like in the movie Her with juaquin pheonix, a prostitute for sex and a pet for loneliness and comfort would probably sate these issues people like you have.Still there are prozzies who do the whole GFE thing.
>>5574289I don't care how normie The Wire may be, it was good shit. It didn't hurt I lived in Baltimore when I watched it and them filming there really helped nail it. The town was the epitome of one step forward, two steps back.
>>5574753still amazing no video game studios have capitalized on central american lore yethaving an aztec or mayan action game would be absolute kino
>>5592837Let me tell you something I was a virgin until 27 and now have a live in gf and every day I wish I was still a virgin playing video games
>>5593982>Webm has no women in it, and references nothing about women>"Why is everything about women? WTF is wrong with you people."Bit of a self report there projecting anon, maybe stop thinking about women so much? KEK
>>5587874>months . . .
>>5591355fucking hell
>>5592837I was a virgin until 32 and this guy is full of shit.The pain of being utterly unwanted and being considered a biological failure that is good for nothing by the entirety of your species is far, FAR, worse than being toyed around by a girl or dumped so she can go hop on Chad's dick. I would never want to go back to that life. Incels deserve to make normalfags suffer and every time there is a shooting I consider it justified for how they're treated.
>>5585436Massive NUT
>>5596047let me guess you also cut up your arms and wrists JPDVD2
>>5574288>as a concerned citiz->*knock knock knock*>draws pistol and points it right at his face>as a concerned citizen...Holy fucking based.
>>5587892Fucking lmao. I still play Helldivers with the boys every night and I have to pick this one in the whole thread to be literally me.>>5592846Yes. Game is fun. I personally think it requires voice comms with people you know though. Or, at least know online. If you're a normalfag use something like Discord; we have a different service. I play with the usual fags I met on 4chan. Joining random missions in any squad-based co-op game always irritates me because people are retarded. I gotta have voice comms.
>>5597457Can't make a good game without portraying them like savage bloodthirsty slavemongers, which modern ESG DEI SDG companies will not finance and invest in.It's not financially doable for a big company.
>>5597647This is really good.
>>5595794I hope his social credit score is amazing, one of my favorite silly asian characthers
>>5587874>monthsFuck off back to twitter, normie.
>>5597457>you know remember Guild Wars Utopia
>>5592905I appreciate the trance
>>5574753humans are so fuckin cool, bros. every other animal is a bitch, compared to us
>>5577873fuckin lol
>>5591355Fuck
>>5589928The 40 Yar Old Virgin if it wasn't made by fat, jewish stoners.
>>5597874>modern ESG DEI SDG companies will not finance and invest in.Many games are made without their input.>It's not financially doable for a big company.Truth is kikes running the companies don't want to do it.
>>5580036hes so fucking based
I hate everything about my life and this world, but don't bet on me giving up if you don't like losing.
>>5589928Gay jew shit. Yeah teenage love was nice, but you're not crippled or ruined if you didn't have it.
>>5588017omg thank you soo much ive been looking for this for 3 years
>>5595926love bowden
>>5591355Hugging changes nothing, it won't change jewish power, it won't stop immigration, it won't stop housing prices skyrocketing, it won't stop crime, it won't stop the haitan cannibals from then eating that woman who hugged you.
>>5591355>>5592793Find an anti-zionist Jew and be there for her when her family and community abandon her.
>>5574106I feel like some of these "literally me" casts should include animals like dogs, cats, or horses
>>5599491you should focus on the immediate problems in your life that you can see, yes, that means politics is too much for you
>>5599491>caring about things way beyond your control
>>5596095I'm not going to waste time going deep into what the other anon posted since you'll just ignore it, but being with someone at least proves to yourself it's possible. I lost my virginity at 30 and she ended up fucking my roommate. It made me feel sick just thinking about it for years after, but I'm still glad I got it out of the way with an uncaring whore than never having sex, feeling like I'm missing a basic part of the human experience , and still being petrified at the thought of sex at 36 years old.
>>5595881What is it with normalfags and being afraid of rain, anyway? They all start running the moment it starts raining even if it's a small shower that won't even get them properly wet.
>>5600064Wtf I hate rain. Whats wrong with you
>>5600064Wtf I love rain. Whats wrong with normies
>>5600064It's not even real, it's a movie scene.
>>5594984im feeling personally attacked
>>5597865fun as long as you don't get paired with retards who run across the map and leave you to do the actual mission.
>>5587913>2023+ pendingthis is literally me and let me tell you... it didn't change. gonna end it all soon. my kid is the only thing that keeps me going and when she finds out I'm a loser it's over
>>5599853lmao imagine thinking politics is for anyone when our "leaders" sold us out for this. face it, kid. there's no hope for mankind. it's over.
>>5593645>tfw you want to warn them about the inevitable pain but know they won't listen
>>5600530you sound like a pathetic retard. you've never had a fucking job? worthless leech.
>>5599542This too
>>5587467Day of the WackoOriginal title: Dzien swira
>>5595044The only good scene in the film
>>5600713>fun as long as you don't get paired with retardsThat's the issue I have. I almost always get paired with retards when I go in dry without a squad of my own. And not just in Helldivers. Like I said, any squad-based co-op I seem to always roll the most retarded idiots who somehow figured out how to install a video game. Gotta have those voice comms, or at least know each other enough to know their actions and what they're gonna do.Anyways, to the other guy–yeah, Helldivers is still fun. Would recommend.
>>5574296Are you implying that I cuck my friends?
>>5574117Wife material
>>5574386Nothing here was related to politics, retard.How is it that you stupid gen z morons have turned everything into politics when you arent even old enough to have fully developed brains?NVM, as I finished typing that I came to the realization that I answered my own question.STFU about politics, kids. Seriously.
>>5574386lmao race isnt politics idiot*face palm
>>5587874>monthstry years
>>5594984feels like it was last week when I saw this in 2022
>>5595913interesting
>>5595044sauce?
>>5587902Is this the Jewish guy from Saving Private Ryan?
>>5601495You just know
>>5584027that's an interesting take
>>5583452>when I have to face my problems I show up in the back of a limbo wearing a $2000 dollar suit and a $40,000 dollar gold fucking watch>back of a limbo>$40,000 dollar ESL tiktok meme farms are invading
>>5580162
>>5587368Whats the name of ryans hair cut?
>>5603384penalty for unnecessary wheelies
"If I could be reborn, I would like to comeback as a weed. I was told by a woman I once knew that no matter how much they get treadable, they always snap back. That's the kind of existence that I'd like to have in the next life"--Kiyoshi Ōkubo, 1976
>>5603345Dude, what the fuck
Could someone make this into a webm? https://m.youtube.com/shorts/D5-6NjZxCnMI think it would fit well here.
>>5604161I really like the sound on this one.
>>5589928Movie name?
