street food
>>5589215do chinks really?
>>5589534yes
>>5589235Literally every ingredient and even the cooked food must go through dirty indian hands.
>>5589448how to make instant noodles more unhealthy, add butter and murky water.
>>5589544literal cannot just pour eggs into vat, needs to pass through hands first.
>>5589218how to improperly use a spoon for no reason at all.make a fucking mess for no reason, wasnt any faster, just made a mess.
>>5589544no cutting boards, just cut everything up in your hands
>>5589218The O.G. They wake him up in his hut and bring him the food he is destined to serve. He has nothing to do with cooking the food, he just serves it and throws herbs at it. He is groggy and he wipes his face with a towel which is also used for food sanitation. He doesn't know what's in the food, nobody does. Lumps of grey matter sunk in a pool of brown grease. He agitates the mixture, bringing the lumps to the surface. He serves the food with passion, as if he is uniquely qualified to slop out portion. He has a concubine whose job is to place bread atop the portions. They all sit down because of vedic tradition or something. The queue for the slop is down the block. Somehow this slop can make a business for 3 or 4 employees.
>>5589448He is absolutely reckless with that mandolin. Also, can anybody taste that 1 tomato that he added? Fuck. At least he serves it neatly
don't do reposts
>>5589215jesus. No wonder they're so small
>>5590031korean are retard
>>5589235>>5589448>constant beepingThe fuck are they doing?
>>5590030Would eat
>>5590031slime time live
Its not just the food, or the people, or the cooking apparatusesAbsolutely everything in these webms just looks so filthy.
>>5589448>how to get kidney stones
>>5590498Heyo!
>>5589215Healthier than potato chips
>>5589235Im racist because if I see any other race cooking with their hands it's fine. But if it's an Indian it's poop
>>5590031Prol made her aspirate
>>5590031Fucking lost at the end
>>5590031giwtwm
>>5590431KEKthe clips are like 2 seconds each and almost every one has beepingwhat the fuck
>>5589540would try it desu.i don't see the problem if it's cheap.
>>5590431sar what talking about I didnt heerd constant beep sar
>>5589448Thank god there is someone out there pre-cooking microwave ramen packets for me, saving me 90 seconds that I can then apply to my employer.
>>5590435Same. Just seeing tongs, spoons, and gloves puts this one so much farther above the other funny slop that gets posted to these threads.
>>5590031lmfaoo lost hard
>>5590031>tfw no chinese gf to fireman carry me out of a drunken pickle
>>5591897Yo, this one has evidence that they do own at least one (1) spoon! But it makes such a brief appearance and they still use their hands for all the other actions that would be easier and cleaner with a spoon.
>>5591897>and with only 400 ingredients and 12,000 steps, in the span of 8 hours, you too can make one really big tortilla
>>5590031>yep. perfect end to a shitty day.
>>5589215>>5590031Nice one
>>5590030Does canned flame like that not flavor the food in a bad, chemically way?
>>5589534it's famine food. chinks do know a thing or two about starving to death.
>>5589540to be fair, China only got ice cube technology for the first time last year, so they're going to want to experiment a little, it's only natural
>>5590431just letting other people know they're there i guess. that's what a behicle horn is for, after all
>>5590031Bizarre
>>5592706yes it tastes like shit, yet fancy restaurants do it all the time. fucking retarded. ever tried to roast a marshmallow with a blowtorch? tastes like shit.
>>5589617that's a constant, they love washing their hands over the pot, to the point they build faucets over the stove to do it. the only thing that makes a bit of sense is that they want to make sure not to waste the bits of food stuck on their hands
>>5592401seriously wtf is wrong with these fucking people? is making disgusting food in retarded and unsanitary ways part of their religion?
>>5593806been there a few times, delicious flatbread sausage rolls.
>>5593825wat
>>5593832sort of yeah. not sure about preparing food, but they have vedic explanation for eating with their hands. and since eating cow poop and drinking cow urine is a sacrament to them, handling food unsanitarily wouldn't seem so bad.
>>5590431there are no road rules or laws in these countries
>>5593831
>>5591897>how many arm hairs are in that?>naan, sir
>>5593963The way he eats hot dogs is disturbing
>>5593963I just watched several indian nuclear holocaust dishes, didn't bat an eye. As soon as I saw that.. thing, I instinctively threw my phone away.
>>5594698lol
>>5589215Proof that chinese cooking methods make anything palatable
>>5589215How to scrape the enamel off your teeth 101>$2.30 to suck oil off pebblesamazing
>>5593825>sneezemore spice added.as if it will make a difference
always wondered why indian food is almost always brown
>>5594793you are what you eat I guess
>>5589534It’s no different than sunflower seeds
>>5589540literally what's the point in grilling them?
>>5593940>This practice is historic and premised on the cultural premise that eating is a sensory activity, and touch is part of the experience along with the taste, aroma of the food, and its presentation such as on a thali, or on a large plate made from washed banana leaf (used in south), or stitched and washed siali (used in the north) leaves.[1] Traditionally, the fingers are also used to feel the temperature of the food to one's taste and to combine flavors.
>>5595777>Not pictured: deep fried butter
>>5589235He touched every single molecule of food at every stage of preparation. It's like instinct to them. They have to search with their bare hands for every untouched atom
>>5590031they were irresponsible for letting their friend get that drunk. good thing her bff could look after her. asshole man got what he deserved
>>5591897>pour flour into hand>pour handful of flour into cooking pot>wash flour off of hand in cooking pot>make dough into big disc by flopping onto bare arms until it touches armpits>your naan is now ready for consumption
>>5595777that rock dish in OP would do her good
>>5589218He looks angry
>>5595817>Women have no agency and have to be told what they can and cannot do like children
>>5589215
>>5595887i refuse to believe the fucking rat burrito with fur still on it is real
>>5589215sometimes its hard to tell if its China or California. also, is homie 'cooking' with a putty knife and bucket trowel?
>>5595777I hate obese sluts showing off cleavage that looks like huge tits because they're actually just two sad pancake tits pushed so close together that you can't tell what they actually look like.
>>5591722>>5590431Roads in India and similar countries often don't have lanes and if they do, nobody follows them. So they're weaving through traffic constantly, honking to clear the way. If there's a jam, they just keep shoving more into it and honking.After a month in India, I just tuned it out. Europe felt so eerily clean quiet after 7 months in Asia.
>>5590031hahahahaha, and the vomit! i fucking lost it
>>5590031everyone just living in the moment, no phone in sight
>>5593825Jesus christ what the fuck is that shit? Sewage slime filtered through a bull's ball sack? Everytime I think I can't possibly see a more fucking disgusting Indian food video reality proves me wrong. These people aren't fucking human.
>>5595198they aren't actually ice cubes, you think you'd be able to grill an ice cube for that long before it melts? they are likely rice or potato starch and water or maybe gelatin.
>>5595777I've always wanted to try real American corn dog.
>>5595984tf you doing in india?
>>5595817>>5590031Trying to get the others pass out from drinking after work is way too common in East Asian countries
>>5589235My toilet drain pipes are probably cleaner than that mixer
>>5591897He even has a ring on!?
>>5595777Imagine giving up on life and yourself to the extent that you think displaying yourself in such a state is acceptable.
>>5596356Quit my last job, took a few months off, we backpacked around SE Asia with my wife. On the way home we made a stop in India, started in Kolkata and ended in New Delhi. It was fun. Mainly because these places are cheap as fuck for a European. It made me realise most of my prejudice against these countries was 100% correct and they indeed are major shitholes in many aspects. India in particular is just pure insanity most of the time. I never expected I'd ever get used to telling impoverished kids begging for money to fuck off, but when you do it 10 times a day you just lose any empathy for them.
>>5590682Gutter oil covered pebbles versus fried potatoes. Pretty sure you're wrong there, buddy.
>>5592815Yeah, like causing famines by deciding to kill birds.
>>5596740>It made me realise most of my prejudice against these countries was 100% correctSame story I've heard from everyone who visits India.
>>5589544>>5589966And all on the dirty floor, right by their feed and
>>5596740Irony because india has a vast culture,, like 10k years ago it was a capital of human intellect.There is so much beauty in the country but it is caked in shit.I dare say that the british raj ending for them was the issue.I mean they still have open defecation and no laws prohibiting it or enforcing it.That is "going back" from british raj who would have guaranteed to have outhouses and I would expect enforced usage of them.Still I feel similar with america, it has some outstanding natural beauty and some great architectural work but overall minus some places like new england and mid-west farming state areas, its caked in shit.Its a un-unified mess.
>>5595777How can anyone even eat all of this shit in 1 day
>>5592815Wtf does famine have to do with putting sauce on rocks that you need to spit out.
>>5596286The slime must be from the aloe vera
>>5595886exactly, you took the words right out of my keyboard
>>5598574The ONE Indian guy cooking properly
>>5598574Alternate universe
>>5598574BEEEEEEP
>>5589235>>5589218>>5589448If it's so bad, why do they all have perfect hair, perfect eyes, perfect skin, perfect teeth? Or is it their strong spirit?
>>5589235>>5589448God I love the "look at our YUMMY and COOL street food, foreigners!" trend that went through india because the fact that nobody looked at the footage and went "dude this makes us look like a bunch of savages" really says a lot about the country
>>5593825>What the fuck even is th->one of them sneezes>Oh it's snot
>>5595887>The rat burritohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
>>5590031 Based friend or sister
>>5595905it is obvious troll, not even the savages of savages eat rats with their fur still on.
>>5590031lmao poor guy
>>5592815>famine foodIt's literally rocks. it's not food. They are literally taking calorie laden oil and wasting it. This is the opposite of famine food.
>>5598574All that honking wtf how does anything get done?
>>5599211active noise cancelling
>>5590431I unfortunately work near an Indian supermarket. Indian drivers are fucking retarded, the amount of times I've gotten stuck because they decided to drive the wrong way in a one lane parking lot and then get angry like I'm at fault has made me a racist. They'll also walk in the middle of roads for no reason instead of just picking a side or crossing, further blocking traffic
>>5592706That only happens if you hold the torch improperly. Some people will aim the nozzle directly down which causes the liquid fuel to leak out and possibly not burn out before dropping to the food. If you hold it properly and only gaseous fuel gets burned up then nothing should reach the food
>>5595823You forgot the part where he uses his teeth to rip open the bag of ghee/butter. And the ring
>>5597086It's still bright by the end of the video, the day isn't over
>>5598574First Indian food video where I didn't gag while watching.
>>5589235>Pours the eggs through his hand.WHY?!
>>5595777What fair is this?
>>5598574If I didn't know better, I'd say those hands were recently washed with soap and water. Will miracles never cease?
>>5599445>satan food
>>5589448Throw a raw egg on top and this becomes top tier Japanese cuisine.
>>5599508Japanese cuisine is easily the most overrated in the world, most of it's good stuff is just taken from other cultures (like Indian food but clean and Portuguese food but worse)
>>5598835Absolutely atrocious. Fucking annoying people.
>>5590031that bitch should get slapped hard for throwing everybody's drinks like that. they paid for that stuff. you have no right to throw it on the ground.
>>5595887i dont want to be racist but they make it so hard, what the fuck>>5589235they could at least use gloves jesus what the fuck
>>5600739their women are stronk feminists who chop little boy's dicks off (literally) and poison men at work to death (also literally) because patriarchy or something, they hate their men and use every opportunity to be massive cunts about everything
>>5595201if white people had the same religion they'd still be more sanitary and they sure as fuck wouldnt eat cow shit
>>5600900which country? korea?
>>5600901The eating of cow poop is a part of the religion though, that's the thing. Not that it doesn't seem completely fucked up to anyone outside it, but pretty much all religions are like that. Christians larp drinking blood and eating human flesh then both a lot of them and Jews cut the tips of babies' penises off which is also pretty fucked. Gun to my head I'd way rather eat some cow shit than go through life without a foreskin. Those are the ones I really feel bad for.
>>5598574Of all the other Indian options in this thread, this seems like the sanest one.
>>5589235The honking, there's always the honking in the background.
>>5590031fucking KEK
>>5593825Aloe vera?
>>5597086I bet this was all in the span of one hour.
>>5602308kek
>>5594917go ahead and crack a pebble open with your teeth and eat the inside contents and see how that goes for you
>>5598574I can't even focus on the food being made becuase the honking is so annoying. Imagine living there
>>5599023shut up pajeet and go eat some more cow shit
>>5599295ITS TRADITION YOU FUCKING BIGOT
>>5593831>>5593829>>5593825>>5593806>color is only skin deep>one race, the human race
>>5595777Did she die or not jet?
>>5593806she's speaking swedish and looks relatively swedish but her accent sounds weird as fuck
>>5599445The fucking firewood looks like the cleanest thing there
>>5602956She can speak Russian so she's from one of those countries
>>5602977It's probably treated wood. Just to keep up with the theme.
>>5593820This never fails to make me lol.
>>5593820why do retards do these livestreams with donator speaker accessIt always goes wrong
>>5593829Huge knife right next to him, uses a toe nail to cut the food.
>>5593824Indians always have this blank stare like they can only focus on one thing at a time (nor do they possess the ability to disguise what it is).
>>5596286Watch this, fish with *grass seasoning*
>>5596438They assume that by continuous gaslighting, otherwise logical individuals will pity accept them. And so many do exactly so, they begin to believe it's true
>>5593806>>5593808>>5593810>>5593813marry me
>>5589220Why'd he do it?
>>5590030This would go hard at 2:00am when you're completely blasted and like 6 blocks away from your hotel.
>>5603473I can't tell if this is satire.
>>5603667If it was satire, he wouldn't actually eat it. You can tell it's actual poop and he didn't switch the seasoning because of the colour it turns after cooking. That's burnt dung.
>>5593813>>5593811>>5593810>>5593808>>5593806Yummy canned slop on a tortilla.
>>5603667>>5604328It's partly a religious thing there because cows are sacred. If we did it it would likely make us very sick, but they've been culturally doing it for so long their gut bacteria is used to it.
