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>>5613429Is that a cobra?
>>5613436yes
>>5613429ssOMG! So sscute sswow (○□○)
>>5613429>>5613439There's more intelligence in that thing's eyes than any other reptile on the planet.
>>5613434How bad would the bite be there? Would he have enough time to reach an hospital?>>5613562Rude.>>5613566What the hell is this thing?
>>5613434venomous
>>5613608>What the hell is this thing?Cuttlefish apparentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fSe8nugph-s
>>5613611No matter who you are, just when you get comfy doing your own thing, some normie's gotta come bother you about it.
>>5613430
>>5613608>What the hell is this thing?Pisaca from Dark Souls
>>5613678Get a life larper.
>>5613575
>>5613655Checked and keked.
>>5613730the fuck?
>>5613685audio isn't from that vid, it's from another onefak
>>5613756thanks for this webm, that bird is really cool
>>5613683I thought parrots were solitary animals. Like eagles instead of pigeons.
>>5613794You thought wrong. Most types of parrots are gregarious and roll together in flocks. The entire development of their "voice" is based on that. There are some odd ones who like to be relatively alone, like the Kakapo, but they are rare.
>>5613754
>>5613794
>>5613790ptarmigans are pretty sweet
>>5613825got a few more webms featuring caracaras
>>5613826
>>5613830
>>5613852
>>5613856
>>5613848/!\ You have alerted the horse! /!\
>>5613823Is there a reason animals can drink water that would make humans horribly sick?
>>5613566horrors beyond my comprehension
>>5613657i would do that too if i were a snake. imagine get your whole body massaged while having fun going through a funny wall maze
>>5613557This shit is the ridiculous buff ever for animals.
>>5613750shiny raccoon
>>5613608>What the hell is this thing?Dead cuttlefish someone buried upside down for internet views.
>>5613840Sounds like he needs some oil
>>5613566the fuck is that thing?¿
>>5613651a classic
>>5613436>>5613439Technically no, it's a King Cobra, ophiophagus hannah, and those aren't true cobras (members of the genus naja.) King Cobras are known to HUNT AND EAT true cobras.
>>5613608That sea snake has very potent venom, however fatal bites are extremely rare. If you were bitten by that snake, which is extremely unlikely (they very very rarely bite people when unstressed in the water) you would probably have hours to get to a hospital. Antivenom for sea snake bites exists, although availability might be a concern.
>>5613754I like jumping spiders :)
>>5613668What a drama queen
>>5613754>Spyderpunk: 2077
>>5613439>>5613429it doesn't feel affection and one day it will attack without warning or reason
>>5613745lol
>>5614374>>5613439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTROMPq1SAA
>>5613824What is this
any pity?
>>5613754what a time to be alive
>>5613756>lamao lamao lamao lamaolamao lamaolamao lamaolamao lamaolamao lamao
>>5613570Goddamn tokays are mean, angry bastards. The snake is a golden tree snake, a type of flying snake, which are pretty badass in their own right. What a battle!
>>5613429
>>5613924they can do a violent diarrhea on a car and it's normal, meanwhile i do it and i still have to fucking talk to a parole officer every week
>>5613978dead squid they buried
>>5613434Danger (pool)noodle
>>5613730kek
>>5613660That was pretty cool
>>5613429That's a very feminine hand.
>>5614730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3mzvJiUZao
>>5613660I know its real but this just seems so fake, like someone just played with a colour slider, nature really is crazy sometimes
>>5613754why are jumping spiders so completely different from other spiders in behavior? they're almost like cats
>>5613557>Have fucking hoofs instead of any kind of hand>Can magically climb 90 degree angles easily How is this possible
>>5613888Any ideas what this is
>>5615179Beluga sturgeon
>>5615179big fish
>>5613570I thought only alligators among reptiles had the kind of empathetic response to protect another individual of their species rather than simply operate on self-preservation.
>>5613754Man, does this thing have 360 vision? It has eyes on the back of it's head too.
>>5613835nasty and freaky
>>5613988goddamn it
>>5613830it thinks they're eggs and it's trying to crack them off the pavement
>>5614389It's called a Muntjac deer, I think.
>>5614374Commonly repeated myth.Even jumping spiders can memorize friends and foes. Yes it's more of a transactional relationship, but so is dating your mother.
>>5613678Even the little ones behave like this. Libtards just don't want to accept that the difference is genetic. Did you know that although they make up only 13% of the giant deep sea creature population, kraken account for more than 50% of the mysterious disappearances of seafaring vessels?
>>5615212they have depth perception and can see colors
>>5615254So it can somehow eat the contents off the concrete with a fucking beak? Ok genius.
>>5615200Nothing in the video implies that the gecko recognized another gecko there. It probably just fought back
>>5613924yea they built up gut bacteria to be resistant to it. Humans used to drink lake water too, how do you think any of them didn't die? It's the same dynamic that has indians able to drink their own water but if a tourist tries he has violent diarrhea for 5 days
>>5613842>>5613840What animal is this?
>>5615496I thought diarrhea was the leading cause of death in India.
>>5615501Nah it's trains
>>5615461
>>5614023
>>5614939>>5615092
>>5615498Sable
>>5615544Powerful killing instincts; it refused to stop until it felt the gush of blood.
>>5615571In this case, the gush of coolant.
>>5615582Yeah, it seemed to cool him down.
>>5613715relaxed
>>5613611>hehe look at me ima bat>stop this nonsense>back off!
>>5615545>manlytears takes his shetland pony out for a ride
>>5615627related
>>5615544the poor sod that forgot it was the corrida that morning and parked there
>>5615516social sea sneks
>>5614466clean it up, jannies
>>5615544>fuck this inanimate object in particular
>>5615541>zoomer can't resist sexualizing an animal by the end
>>5615681the giant rat who makes all the rules
>>5614466does anyone have that video of the golden dog peeing like neon yellow in a kitchen and the owner is asking the dog why it's doing that
>>5615212Afaik, yes, though obviously with different quality. The two big eyes at the front are the main ones that can see in high detail and with colour but only in a pretty narrow FOV, the others are much simpler and less detailed but cover 360*
>>5615170hands maximize grip with surface/muscle area, hooves concentrate force onto a relatively hard and small point. so as long as you find a tiny flat purchase and control your center of gravity, you won't "slip", at that point you're depending on the stability/strength of the rock or wood or whatever
>>5613655rude
>>5616194'Nam flashbacks
>>5613835
>>5613683It bugs me that now i see clips like this and wonder if it's AI generated or real
>>5615293Why does it have so many face pussies
>>5616274Lol>wtf is that?
>>5616310Those are scent glands, weirdly enough.
>>5616282Why doesn't he fling himself out of the enclosure?
>>5616300it should bother you more that most wouldn't even have that thought cross their mind even now
>>5616279i love his confidence
>>5614374They aren't pit bulls, anon.
>>5615099They're active predators. They actively hunt stuff down instead of waiting for things to wander by and get caught in a web.
>>5615200The imprisoned gecko was a girlgecko the guygecko wanted to plow
>>5616395The best part is the absolute disgust on its face when it realizes it's a bug.
>>5616680exactly the kind of little prick who shits on my car whenever i clean it
>>5613561one of my faves webms from 2023
>>5615489did you even watch the video? look again, the gecko comes around the corner, gets bit by the snake and goes into defense mode, approaches the tail of the wrapped gecko and thinks 'this is not snake' moves again, thinks 'this is not snake', moves a third time and thinks 'THIS IS SNAKE' and begins biting. I've seen other videos of this same thing. Geckos just defend each other from snakes, accept it.
>>5613648cool critter
>>5616188why hegheg bite
>>5617316It fears getting too close to someone, and getting hurt, so it pushes people away.
>>5616300it is real. it's from a small town in Brazil called Urânia
>>5613429>>5613439I've never seen a video online of these things(cobras) shedding.
>>5615221like your mom
>>5617449https://youtu.be/0zraHLbxMy4https://youtu.be/kXNyJjBo8g8
>>5616517>safe enclosure with no predators, free food and jannies to clean up your messI'd stay there as well.
>>5616243
>>5617741pretty bird
>>5616677blessed webm
>>5617532Fake
lov bitterns
>>5615554If only there were a better way.
>>5615681That man's tiny
>>5617896>earthats what they want you to think
>>5613655Same energy.
>>5613657is it just me or is that snake LONG
>>5613648what kind of animal is that? from australia or something?
>>5618092https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binturong
>>5618024
>>5617890kwab
>>5618205loons are cool but i get really paranoid i'm going to hook one when they're around
>>5616194what are the evolutionary advantages of making machinegun sounds?
>>5613655ive heard monitor bites be described as "medically significant" thats just a small one though
>>5618223
>>5618083it's eaten plenty of cherries
>>5618205
>>5618220Your enemies will think you have a machine gun, duh.
>>5616517Why don't you?
>>5613668kiwis always looked like a bloke ducking away with hands in their hoodie pockets trying not to look sus
>>5613684Meanwhile my Goffin's sometimes forgets what her shadow is and just stares at it for ten minutes like "what the fuck is that??"
>>5617887daily reminder that this is what the cretaceous period would have been like
>>5613715He should be glad the monkey didn't rip his face off
>>5613859(YOU DIED)
>>5614722>AHHH NOT THE BUTTERFLY STOP BULLYING ME>how about I slap your shit, 800lbs horse?
>>5613662made for big black cluck
>>5613924humans can do it too. you might get horribly sick but if you survive, then your stomach bacteria adapt to it and then you dont get sick anymore. When I was working in the woods, they would send us out with enough supply to keep us alive just long enough so we could adapt to the local water supply. Usually took about a week.
>>5614730aw shit he dabbin
>>5618208>huh?>huh?>just a box
>>5618485i think I've heard this in a porno once
>>5618480
>>5616674Wtf is this real?
>>5618542
>>5618223>>5618231Do they really square up against anything? how bout a person?
>>5618437For real. You can't look at the prevalent autism of all modern birds and tell me that dinosaurs weren't the same way. At least the theropods. I can easily picture a t-rex roaring into a hollow tree for an hour straight because it makes a funny echo just like that cockatoo with the cup.
>>5618793i don't think you realize that modern birds are about as far removed from dinosaurs as we are from the average rodent.
>>5613826Why are capybaras so fucking chill?Like they dont give a shit at all. They dont have natural predators that hunt them?
>>5613662>How do you do fellow ducks
>>5613668I didn't know those made a noise, goofy Dr Seuss looking motherfuckers
>>5615510It was probably sour anyway
good thread
>>5617346he's literally me
>>5618550he fight with baki
>>5613662We must accept more foxes or duck society will cease to exist.
>image limitnew thread:>>5618478
>>5619442why is the image limit on /wsg/ of all boards so low
>>5618794Shut up, science bitch
>>5613888this must be from a lake in scottland
>>5615539fake and gay
>>5616678me trying to do a pullup
>>5613861fluffy owl pants
>>5613772God I wish I was that snake in this scenario
>>5613831AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHY BIGGEST PHOBIA RIGHT THERE
>>5620174Being manhandled by some giant?
>>5618120Hahahaha
>>5615356Kek
>>5614688Lol I've never seen that species before but they must be dicks for someone to be that assblasted by them
>>5615356lol
>>5618303For anyone who doesn't know, male platypuses have venomous spines on their hind legs that they use for fighting and although the venom usually isn't lethal it causes intolerable pain and painkillers do nothing. You just suffer without recourse until it wears off. They might be cute but leave them the fuck alone
>>5618240kek
>>5618303Like all Australian animals you have to be careful. The male platypus has venom spikes on its back legs.
>>5618542balenciaga bird
>>5613561Fuck off! We're full!
>>5613831I want to touch it.
>>5614466chad dogo, doesnt give a fuck
