>>5663244>found the 1 african in all of Australia for this commercial.
>>5663343Really activates those almonds huh
>>5663247i want to go back
>>5663375is that Dave Hughes?
>>5663250
>>5663235Abos are not Australian
>>5664071Sorry chuddy, they were there first. You snooze you lose.
>>5664460stop huffing petrol you fucking smoothbrained abo
>>5664065damn it I wanted to see how it ends.nit watched simpsons for nearly 20 years
>>5663239>>5663236>>5663235Jesus Christ.I mean they really are like beta version humans.Pretty sure even the sub Saharan Africans don't need this level of hand holding.
>>5663234
Yea nah you actually can't see boongs on the road at night, because they are black. much like kangaroos you can't drive anywhere at night without hitting them.
>>5665641to this day there's a 50% chance someone wearing one of those hats has a huge knife. The other half of the time it's a Chinese cunt who just doesn't want to get stabbed
>>5664653>men are wearing masks without a problem>woman refuses>gets arrestedseems fair to methe guys can do it, why cant she?also shes urban trashyou can tell by the way she looksalso shes resisting arrest so fuck her.
>>5663242>poo seething Just stay by the Ganges and do the needful there sar
>>5663671I came into this thread for this exact webum, enjoy your summer cunt
>>5663343theres heaps of black people here now people that say there aren't probably live in tasmania or qld
>>5663244>Chicken?
>>5666571havent seen a mask cuck in a long time. btw your boosters only last three months, are you getting your 15th dose soon?
>>5667567i love how you are incapable of engaging in the conversation so you just sperg out instead.
>>5663244Proof that this is from Australia.
>>5663244>>5667803
>>5663248Highgate Adelaide now has too many asians
>>5664697Gum trees take over california and become a fir3 hazard
>>5667939Good
>>5663353before some retard says anything, lane splitting is 100% legal where this was filmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oK076OApk
>>5668663hes resisting so he deserves to get fucked upif you dont want to find out, dont fuck around.
>>5663244Are you sure this will help us sell chicken?
>>5663671I used to live next door to this guy, didn't even know it was him until I saw a couple of guys taking a selfie with him and quoting this video lol. Stands outside his building a lot drinking longnecks and seems pretty chill
>>5663986Did he say "No rizzle" at 0:42?!?
>29 webms and not a single one of this cunt of a legend
>>5668663
>>5670951lmao is that an aussie jeet
>>5663671I've been looking for this - I only have the super saiyan one
>>5663671post the one with the VB music in the background!
>>5670951old mate knew what was upclearly taking these 2 out on a training exercise.jeet thinks hes still in india and is in a caste system
>>5663235>DarwinIndeed.
>>5663239fucking hell, I downloaded each one of these
>>5666893what the fuck
>>5671045a blackhole of cringe
>>5669548chicken?
>>5664065They don't sound Australian at all. They all sound Kiwi.>inb4 you sound the sameKiwis swap their e and i around. So pet sounds like pit. Deck sounds like dick.
>>5666894what the fuck is even happening?
>>5674541Australians upset at an organization..The planned walkout – organized by fan groups across Australia, but led for Victory supporters by Original Style Melbourne (OSM) – morphed into a pitch invasion
>>5673380As a kiwi, I kinda cringe when I hear normal NZ speakers on the tellie, mostly because it's hard to tell the difference sometimes. THe house renovation whatnots especially., it's almost lie they're asked to speak more criminally to appeal with the fucks across the ditch.
>>5666897Do aukland to santiago instead mate
>>5674543>australians piss and shit themselves laughing at this
>>5663239what a classic
>>5666891issit ironic?
>>5667856Melody - Sophie Royer & Miss World
Who was that guy who said "fish have souls"?
>>5663244KFC Australia's advertising team needs to be put through the tower of london. Every single thing they have put out is intentionally manufactured psychological torture.
>>5663244Does anyone have that old webm about KFC in Oz where the kids working the register are getting yelled at. It's framed like a TV advertisment
>>5672707National disgrace. I wanna kill myself
>>5677113where is the one where it's only 1 white guy and everyone else is aboriginal/black. That is by far the worst one they've put out
>>5677332Yeah nah the one I'm thinking of is like a parody. "Come to KFC where you can see our teenage cashiers get screamed at by alcos!" or some shit. Funny as, saved it to my old harddrive. Trying to rebuild a lost collection here
>>5663239Is mr metokur still alive
>>5678203>>5678205Sharkchads stay winning>>5678489no
>>5667793what conversation, buddy? you beat him to the sperging by a full day with your first post
>>5669524Some more sperging? Oh boy, I feel we may have found a theme here
>>5663247Red Rooster is shit.It's the only place that has consistently given me food poisoning.I'm talking projectile vomiting levels of sick.
>>5666893Just look at the dudes hair at the start.This dickhead is a schitzo.
>>5670999That's a regular jeet in australia.
>>5671195>I only have the super saiyan oneWhat strange world we live in.
>>5679505>>5679503kill yourself namefag
>>5664065This used to be the greatest show there was, how did we end up with zombie simpsons
>>5674541European football things
>>5679684greedy jews
>>5663247
>>5663250man this webm makes me sad>g'day love>cheers mateyou cant fucking say this shit nowadays without being seen as a complete weirdo which sucks for me cause growing up in a family full of oldies they all said darl and love to the ladies and called everyone mate so grew up doing it. i have to stop myself from intentionally doing it cause i know itll get me trouble
>>5684008It's weird? Am I really a weirdo to people?
>>5684008Fine in the bush. Sounds like a city roo problem m8
>>5684525thats new zealand you fucking retard
>>5666571You're a little bitch.
>>5684008>you cant fucking say this shit nowadays without being seen as a complete weirdoyou are wrong and possibly schizophrenic.
>>5684538thats not an argument to why im wrong.so i accept that you are incapable of articulating your thoughts like a human being.:)
>>5684537No this is New Zealand.
>>5670872Didn't he do a stint on big Brother?
>>5663250>Thanks mateFUCK YOU CUNT
>>5685568Cunt is like bros in Aussie language? >Hey Cunt whatcha doing?
>>5667856Partiboi69, it is rare to not see him on horsetranq.
>>5675086Dude, where is the new mitre 10?
>>5685417>>No this is New Zealand.>We have a vision to reach 0 deathsThat's not NZ. They are going to pay forever.
>>5685576Cunt is situationally dependent, just like mate, follow these simple rules and you'll never get bashed: CMC CCM.
>>5685416kek
>>5684525Those are flaxniglets in NZ dumbass, god I hated that stupid advert.
>>5685417>No this is New Zealand.No that's the (((NZ government))) laundering our taxes.
>>5663239ngl, that was pretty tight
>>5670502No risk.
>>5673288t. Dad
>>5672707great trolling uezs
>>5677129she's what this cuntry deserves
>>5664731They settled in Australia 50-70kya and faced practically no evolutionary pressure thereafter. For reference, the late stone age began 50-39kya, humans didn't really exist until around 30kya, and we didn't figure out farming until about 23kya.
Some classic Aussie humour here
Imagine if their government gave entertainment grants to people like >>5663671 >>5685411 >>5687109 instead of people like >>5666891 >>5671045 >>5687189
>>5687232lol
>>5669790hell yeah
>>5663242>curry bashingBecause Indians eat curry>kangaroo punchingBecause Aussies eat kangaroos ?All he had to do was pick a food that Australians like and add the word 'bashing' and he got both parts wrong. He even goes on to mention fucking prawns, which is a stereotypical food for Oz. This angers me so much. It's like he went out of his way to intentionally do it as badly as possible. What a dickhead. I've done funnier farts today.
>>5670951>jeet and a womanShit's fucked.
>>5677129Smile because it happened.
>>566337550y.o. twat with a brain of 13 y.o. kek
>>5685808>No riskThanks.
>>5663375most sane queensland maroons fan
>>5685468Yeah. I remember him doing a mr bean impression asking the girls to get in bed with him. Funny little fucker. They couldn't have alcohol in the house until he left, which was only about a week since he wasnt a 'true' contestant.
>>5685414FACKING COMMIE
>>5677129There there, you can always hope for reincarnation. Better luck next time, cunt!
>>5685406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imk5X6-Xr30
>>5672707
