Post your Cat webms
>>5676934
>>5677397kek
>>5676935dudes got anime children in boxes just sitting there lmfao
>>5676942i love these, thanks
>>5677397high quality webm
A modern classic.
>>5677949this is why spray bottles were invented
>>5678555I knew Haitians would find this thread, stop tenderizing Fluffy
>>5678555He has an IQ of 60 so when someone said "beat the pussy" he took it literally.
>>5677949chad energy
>>5677397Love this one
>>5678525I have one within easy reach in literally every room of the house. You don't even really have to hit 'em.Oh, watch your fire when they're fucking with your computer or TV cables.
>>5679143it's easy for me, i literally just touch the bottle in his sight and my cat stops being a cunt these days, i only sprayed him for real like three times in his life with an interval of more than a month between each
>>5677945shit i would do
>>5676942
>>5679084plot armor.
>>5677531Oh goodness, someone sells a product and this guy... BOUGHT it?! Wtf? So crazy!
>>5677406Could have tried to grab it way sooner, reach under the tarp instead of being useless
>>5679746That's the cutest little black cat I've ever seen.
>>5680177cat video: catcat video by woman: ca woman
>>5676934he's terrified
>>5677531>cat video>BUT THE CHILDRENthis nigga is a pedo
>>5680244You sound like my grandma talking about the neighbors kid.Lol
>>5680177This is every weeaboo when he finally has to listen to his dream girl.
>>5680244Her name is Mischief and she's loves going goblin-mode now that she's a few months older.
>>5680177Wow, the cat is literally me
I'm looking for a webm of a cat being held by its owner and spun around with the camera close to the cat's face following the cat. Party music is playing in the background and the video is in slow motion. cat kind of looks like it's high on drugs
>>5677397
>>5680240>bro just risk your life for a random cat
>>5679613Yeah, these days all I have to do is move it to where they can see it and they immediately knock off the dicketry.
>>5680786How is that risking his life? The cat is hanging by the dude's feet. Squat down and grab it.
>>5680320That cute little negro boy, Jerome!>>5680548She commits crimes as is the duty of all cats
>>5676934This cat is blind.
>>5677406I think a smarter thing to do would be to take off your shirt and lower it down for it to grab onto
Are there really Haitian immigrants stealing cats and dogs to eat them or is /pol/ just being a paranoid retard again?
>>5681556All the locals are reporting it and when the (((fact checkers))) say it isn't happening: It is!There is a reason there are none left in Haiti. It's just a matter of time until they start eating People.
>>5681556There are literal cannibals in Haiti.
>>5677406God bless America
>>5676942looks cool but this is such a dump I'd be afraid of it getting hurt on like a piece of broken glass or fence or somethingmy dog got cut up on broken glass before and shits scary
>>5679087based cat
>>5681556When is the last time the Jew establishment ever told the truth? Never.So yes orcs are pillaging the country side. They destroy property, they eat small animals and they rape.But embrace all those things because the clown cult told you to
>>5679084What a maroon
I feel so bad that my cat doesn't have balls. Why could we not instead have bred cats to produce a single offspring per birth?
>>5682230That would still leave them with at the absolute least 1 kitten per year. The real solution would be a drug that prevents conception. But no one is going to invest in that because surgery works well enough for the majority.
>>5682280what the fuck?!
>>5682176>they eat animals
>>5682401They ARE animals
>>5682280This is real...!?!?
>>5681057something is missing..
>>5682176Odd that not a single person has video footage despite how common cctv and cellphones are
>>5682814not really. they'd only bother taking the animal if there was no one around to witness it. you need to think for more than 2 seconds before writing down dumb comments.
>>5682857>writing down>dumb comments Lmao
>>5681556haitians regularly eat cats in haitiwhy would refugees suddenly stop, especially if they're free
>>5683043We all know the orcs are eating the cats and dogs. That is why it was based of trump to say it.Now shills have to defend that or try even harder to deny reality Did you see how jewy jewington tried to gaslight>Durrr maybe if we have moar camerasNo bitch, cameras always break when the Jew establishment needs them to like with Epstein's death or body cam footage during the trump assassination attempt.The problem are orcs and Jews. We need to get rid of them. Everything else is gaslighting
>>5683253> whatcha doin Rabbi?
Anyone got that original schizo cat webm?
>>5683079>akshully a complete lack of evidence is 100% proof
>>5679084Aw he wants to play. :)
>>5682670>>5681057
>>5677949I can still hear the vine boom sound effect
>>5683253i think it's just trying to cough up a hairball desu
>>5682280How is the cat dancing like that?
>>5685155vicious beatings
>>5679080If you time starting this after the opening notes of Dead Kennedys' "Police Truck" it goes so much better.
>>5679082uh his ass was in danger
>>5679586lmao
>>5685800nah the cat was fine, she obviously wouldn't hurt him
>>5677406That guy filming? he died. From being an insufferable faggot.
>>5682814they may not be caught red handed chomping down on kot/dog/duck/goose but there are some indisputable and odd things happening>>5681556see>>5685918>>5685921>>5681951
>>5681829
>>5681556Chile has also received some new arrivals.It’s real anon :( it’s being hidden and has been happening. Not just Haitians either.https://odysee.com/@anemia:5/-Chile--Haitiano-pide-gato-para-comer:b
>>5686349Yeah. It's only shills defending orcs or denying reality. They did the same playbook during scamflu and the jewkraine war
>>5686356I think it's deeper than that.>The illegals are eating pets!is such a crazy-sounding soundbite at face value, and they want to try and preserve that best they can.
>>5685471damn banjo kazooie had good graphics for the time
>>5682814I've seen some footage but I'm not sure if they were immigrants or just regular black people.
>>5681145actually all cats have terrible near visionthis is why they seldom react to anything that close
>>5681145nah, it just doesn't care>>5686545their vision isn't bad enough to not spot that, plus the fish was touching its whiskers too
>>5686548they spot things close but they don't react if it's not movingcats have horizontal eyes and are great at detecting movement along thatbut something super close that isn't moving they have a hard time not seeing at allit's most likely just a giant blurry blob
>>5686569the blob still moved like 60 degrees across its field of vision, it's not THAT blurry
>>5686543Lol, that mouse got caught and killed.
>>5681568none of the fucking locals are reporting anything of the like, what the actual shit are you on?
>>5686587italians reported it years ago dumbass
>>5686573you clearly don't own a fucking cat dude and have a hard time accepting facts
>>5679082Need some of these in Springfield. The Haitians will starve!
>>5679083Fighting Moloch is based.
>>5686587It is reported. Stop trying to gaslight jewy jewington
>>5686587Head in sand or pretending to be retarded.Either way, you suck.
>>5686600sure i do, my cat isn't retarded like yours is apparently
>>5681568Even if it is happening, what's the big deal? Aren't cats a major invasive species in the States that have devastated the bird population? The local americucks do nothing about strays because cats are "le soooo cute uWu", so fuck it.
>>5687327>bird population tropeI am an enviromental philosopher, that's my feild, we examine global trends in environmentalism movements and research and discuss their origins.It's becoming known in the feild that there is an increasing occourence in polluting industies to divert ecological disasters away from their own responsibility. The "cats are killing all the birds!!!1" idea is to deflect from the decline in insect populations being able to feed the avian population. Insect die off is directly caused by industrial pollution and the birds are suffering by famine and poisoning from what remains.Blaming it on cats is an easy one as everyone understands cats are predators and if they are predators then they are killing all the birds, ignoring the fact that 90% of cats in western countries are house-cats.Don't blindly trust the media telling you things that absolve polluting industry companies that power their retirement funds.<3
>>5682591it's real?
>>5679586Now that's a kek.
>>5687327You're literally doing the dance that the media does. >It isn't happening. >It happens, but who cares?>It's happening, and here's why it's a good thing!
>>5687362Of course it's real.
>>5686490this one is goldenthe guy is yelling '' Oh! that's fragile, asshole!''
>>5686587You think people from the shitiest land in the world wouldn't eat cats?
what is it with this cat eating meme all of a sudden? yeah, people sometimes eat cats, it usually coincides with mass starvation and war, in europe it was a meme that italians did it during world war 2
>>5677187Wow fuck that song brings back memories
>>5687893Likely because of Trump mentioning it.It's kinda like the pajeet memes. People have known that shit since forever, but some key person did a thing and it became a meme.
>>5678870Absolutely adorable.
>>5679084The hunter became the hunted. The AI version someone made from this is insanely cool. The cat turns into some mystical creature
>>5679085ROTFL seriously everything about this
>>56799176 minute video, 5.9mb. Fucking superb
>>5687327>what's the big deal?They are Illegal Aliens & live like the animals they are. Need I remind you that once they ran out of native animals (It didn't take long) on their Island they began eating each other?They are not fit for a Society other than the one of their own making & trying to defend them just proves how much of a Nigger lover you are.gr8 b8 tho m8
>>5685928Yeah it's true, got family in Brazil. When an asian restaurant opened the streed dogs started to disappear
>>5687951nooo not muh hecking street doggerinoooos
>>5687931Wait that isn't a cat
>>5687975It cat
>>5687337>I am an enviromental philosopherStopped reading there.
>>5679082>petting a seemingly friendly wild cat>it decides it really likes the pets>puts its arms on yours>you can feel the twinge of claws every time you pull away to leaveWhat do you actually do in this situation
>>5688453pet kot
>>5688453The easy way to get away from claws is to go with the claws and to the side, rather than directly away. I use such tricks to get toys away from my cats so they don't just lay there with it.
>>5688516The scenario is more centered around the cat not wanting you to leave and having the ability to kill you more than needing to know how to get out of the claws specifically
>>5688548Every random cat I've ever petted either got tired of it quickly or rolled around like a retard. The exception are my cats that will lay on my chest and do little claw grabs. Never had one that refused to let me leave. I guess do something a cat couldn't ignore, like throwing something without it seeing. The sudden noise would demand the attention of said cat.
>>5685077Cat in heat, it wants to fuck.
>>5688574dogs?
>>5684989lack of evidence of what? niggers acting like savage animals? theres evidence all over the world, retard kek
>>5688619and so does white trash, and the worst of any other race on the fucking earth. people being dumb animals is not exclusive to anybody no matter how much you want to believe it
>>5687960found the subhuman
>>5676934>Post your Cat webmsHow many?
>>5689162Nine
>>5688626No. Your trashy scum and we aren't. You might not like it, but accept it
>>5688621I can't stand how annoying Karen laughs are.Tell that annoying sweathog to shut her pie hole
>>5689177why is that rat acting like a cat
>>5689190What's the music?
>>5689238Blind Dog - Coming To
>>5689175The Maitro one is better.
>>5689272noand those bumpers are fucking gay
>>5689247Awesome, thanks anon
>>5689177why the fuck would you keep raw chicken as a pet
>>5686079>>5686085song?
>>5689558Click on the icon next to the name to play.>>5686079Fragility - Flawed Mangoeshttps://www.tiktok.com/music/Fragility-7295794344383007518>>5686085oblivion - hozuki & cornwavehttps://www.tiktok.com/music/oblivion-7319690294002305025
>>5689926Thanks. How do i download tiktok music/videos? I never use tiktok.
>>5689177I will say it takes some balls to try and threaten an animal 10x your size. Like he's not running away he's standing his ground.
>>5689177>”oh nonononono”Fucking kek poor cat is clearly terrified but that was objectively hilarious
>>5689169My trashy scum? Where?
>>5677945Little girl needs to be bitch slapped into special ed class.
>>5686522You can tell just from looking at her face with this godawful piercings and hearing her voice that this chick is undoubtedly an absolute nightmare to be around.
>>5685928You sheep will relentlessly believe literally whatever they tell you to believe.
>>5689175Good>>5689272Terrible.
>>5689961https://tikwm.com/https://snaptik.app/
>>5682573Now it makes perfect sense. Story overblown by conservatards, as usual.
>>5690047you can make this argument about both sides.just let them have their fun c:
>>5689187song?
>>5690530 Lorna Shore - Life Of Fear
>>5677187>Copernicus devises his heliocentric model 16th cent. colourised
>>5689177>Chihuahua and some raw chicken had a child
