/an/ thread
>>5679122They put a V8 in an Emu? Aussies are crazy
>>5679442it's not an emu, it's an even more dangerous bird, a cassowary
>>5678887>that little walk after putting the runt back in his cageWHO ELSE?
>>5678884is that a black elephant?
>>5678884
very based thread, here's one of mine
>>5678887Based, fuck tigers.
>>5679122getting far cry 3 memories now
>>5679527>>5678884Toll paid.
>>5679488Australia once lost a war to Emus but never to Cassowaries. This is because Australians do not dare start a war with Cassowaries in the first place, even Australians aren't this stupid.
>>5679546>Only in AustraliaNo shit you stupid bitch.
>>5680089fake and gay, you have to be brown to believe this idiocy
>>5680129Thanks, party pooper.
>>5678887i wish it had sound
>>5680089mom, what's this
>>5679122birb's totally fucking fucked mate, big time
>>5679546Gumnut is that you?
>>5680049That’s a completely rational response.
>>5679122>HITLER HITLER HITLER
>>5682242>>5682236Amazing.
>>5682236
>>5682239I used to foster kittens for a local shelter. Can confirm most of them are retarded like this. It's amazing how they grow up into such perceptive and intelligent creatures.However, figure for every 1 out of 20, there will be a cat who's always smart, even as a kitten.
>>5679122now imagine what dinosaurs sounded like
>>5682233Love me some pork and cabbage.
>>5678890Is this footage sped-up? I didn't think bears can move that fast...
>>5683639No, when theyre fighting or hunting, bears can be lightning fast
>>5682234in slow-mo when they hit you can see their nuts flopping around
>>5682229There is alot going on in this webm
>>5683212Idk if cats can feel embarrassment, but the look it fucking gave when the person behind the camera started laughing makes me think they do.
>>5684124>>5683639>>5678890
>>5684661Most mammals feel emotions like that. It's just way more relatable with cats/dogs/monkeys because we get embarrassed about the same things.
>>5683639Yes, it's obviously sped up and >>5684124is a literal retard.
>>5683356Same but that one is a bit too fresh for my taste
>>5684124I love everything about this.The way the mom is instantly concerned when the kid falls over, the way the kid instantly runs back to mom, it's so wholesome
Ears warning.
>>5685453Aww
>>5685393imagine enjoying a little back scratch and suddenly you get hit in the nuts
>>5680129why do you hate fun
>>5684661most of cats ive seen when they did something stupid or fucked up they were like "oh yeah, thats exactly what i wanted to do, nothing went wrong"
>>5685428
>>5678884We should replace radars with elephant nose. He knew precise location if bananas ina moving bus
>>5685453Considering how often I hear about people who abuse animals for internet clout, this worries me
>>5686466Kek. Can you do >>5685427 as well?
>>5685384My mom told me that if you do that too much you go blind.
>>5686652
>>5679964t. pajeet
>>5683639it's slowed down. these fuckers pluck fish out of the water and can debark a tree with their backs in 10 seconds flat, you know.
>>5682232it's tracking a fly or some other flying bug that fucked off when dog moved. Cats are incapable of being that sly unless it's to be a dickhead.
>>5678890Did those fuckers produce literal shockwaves with their slaps? Holy fucking shit, I mean, I knew bears were strong, but that's just outright terrifying.
>>5682236Wish we had their reflexes.
>>5686476My thoughts exactly, reminiscent of those Chinese “animal rescue” clickbait farms where they break a puppies legs and throw it down a storm drain and then film themselves fishing it out of the drain for sympathy likes. The fucked up lengths some people will go to not even just for money but even a speck of attention should never be underestimated.
>>5686967Duh
>>5680089WTF is this real?
>>5685427You fucking asshole>>5685428You fucking asshole>>5686466That was very nice of you>>5686879That was very nice of you
>>5686879Thank you Anon.
>>5687678my pants would be full of piss and shithopefully the stench would be enough to scare them away
>>5687084duh, yeah, but the gist of the webm is that the cat is actually creeping up on the dog and the cat plays it cool when the dog wakes up. it's dishonest, and frankly misinformation that really has no place on 4channel.
Can anyone provide the pink flamingos herd with the Monty Python Flying Circus music gif please...?
>>5687678
>>5688977>BRACKU BEARU GO HOME
>>5688986When you're cold, they're cold. Let them in!
>>5683639I have a video of a bear chasing wild horses somewhere. He was gaining on them.
>>5689014Given she had cubs it's shocking the dogs got out alive.
>>5682236The ones with the snapping turtle and snakes are particularly impressive. The others humans can achieve with good reflexes.
>>5687678>0:40Oh shit she had cubs, no wonder she was so aggressive. I'm surprised she mock charged a few times rather than actually attacking.>>5688968Holy shit.First person view of punching a bear while hanging on a cliff side. That video's insane.
>>5688977"We're not locked in here with you... You're locked in here with US !"
>>5688970How 'bout them apples?
>>5689034Canadians are such cucks. Even their bears.
>>5683639Those fucks can run 60kmh anon
>>5687982thats usual cat play though
>>5684661i read it more like:what are you looking at, retard?>>5688991day 23: they still don't suspect i'm not a cat >>5689005i bet how often homeinsurance companies deal with something like>>5689014brave woman, tackling a bear with cubs like that
>>5688983i kek every time
>>5688974>waiting for them to leave so he can rob the placesmart bear
>>5689001holy shit
>>5678887tom and jerry tier
>>5689148
>>5678890treadwell was sick in the mind
>>5690016
>>5689124To all the anons I see who misuse “ESL” when critiquing posts with a simple spelling error or a typo, posts like this are the correct time to use the term.>i bet how often homeinsurance companies deal with something likeYes, I bet.
>>5690041Damn did he just impale that fish straight through the spine with his beak? Impressive
>>5690048hah, that's not being eslthat's my adhd resulting in "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?" gaffe
>>5689968jerry...no...
>>5690015I prefer the Blat Skibidy Britbong rap one.
>>5680089>BASS TO BASS
>>5687982Bro cats "act casual" all the fucking time
>>5686967>>5687084>>5687982
>>5690145
>>5690020
>>5682234such a gentlemanly duel>>5688968that's some genuine fear in his voice>>5690030lol
>>5690023That's a gator, not a croc
>>5690006Damn, dude, this is a blue board.
>>5690011>>5690010>>5690008>>5690007>>5690006>>5690004Insects are not animals you disgusting fuck.
>>5690467https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal#Numbers_and_habitats_of_major_phyla
>>5688968Bears have shorter legs so they have issues with varying elevation. They have a harder time moving sideways along steep inclines on rocky hills. Not like you'd have the option in the circumstance though.
>>5690049Impalement is one of nature's cooler weapons
>>5690018Birds must have absolutely shredded core muscles.
>>5690908The great grey shrike is probably the best example of a natural impaler. They impale their prey on large thorns or barbed wire to eat later. It can even imitate other birds to fool prey.
>>5685443wholesome? that little elephant will grow up to be a faggot I swear.
>>5678890Goes to show how resilient these fags are, I bet a single claw from a bear would rip my face off and yet, they tank multiple of that shit like it's nothing.
>>5686983>>5691013There's a reason bears are at the top of my list of things to never fight with. Damn near anything else there's some chance against, but bears are like trying to fight with a meat tank.
>>5691085you think you can take on an elephant?
>>5690263that's amore
>>5691086At the very least, evade.
>>5690007Man, they're even mean to the other flying assholes.
i like amimals
>>5686983Might be water.
>>5682229that dog has some kind of parasite growing on it
>>5691237That's nuts!
>>5688973LMAO>Pepper spray bear for no reason>Why are you breaking my kayak? ;_;
>>5688973What a dumbass with an incomprehensibly annoying voice. Part of me wishes this video would have ended in a statistic.
>>5688980>>5688973Sounds like the same woman.
>>5689100>I actually laughed at thisFuck you
>>5691193Would
>>5679822First time seeing this
>>5690167yes, but that wasn't an example of it in the way that >>5690224 is. You are a predator, watch the video again and tell me the cat wasn't tracking a moving thing.
>>5691013You could probably take a few punches from another person, yet a cat would be fucked. Just goes to show how resilient humans are. How interesting. It really makes you think.
>>5690004That first axe kick is beautiful.
>>5682236Funny how the cat saw the correct cup, when they see in a lower frame rate.A dog being able to get it would make sense since they see in a higher frame rate, and thus things move slightly slower for them.
Anyone have this with sound?
>>5688986polar bears are actually very friendly and gentle, if one is trying to get into your house or whatever just let them in
>>5678884>This a toll road, see?
>>5692359
>>5688973
>>5683212
>>5688977>battle of kiev 2023 colorized
>>5693327>>5692359obligatory
>>5683347Liberals claim a T-rex couldn't roar like in Jurassic Park, imagine if this thing was 30 feet tall
>>5686476>>5687082She sounds white, I'm inclined to believe this one is real
>>5689008>>5692594Polar bear paws typed this
>>5690488>retard sees cockroach eating glue>wow what a cool animalNot an animal, faggot.
>>5691192>>5691137Create another thread for your shithead insects and bugs, nobody wants to go from elephants and tigers and monkeys to looking at fucking insects.
>>5693643is that the same girl as with the kayak or is it ai?sounds pretty much the same
>>5694317its the same audio
>>5694656ah you are right, when i tried comparing it, i listened only to the beginning
Fucking good thread. Thanks.
>>5694035you have my condolences retard-kun
>>5694041
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i'm so scared of bears, manhow can people live with them
>>5691193lost
>>5678884I feel so bad for the wildlife having to live and deal with these Western-equipped subhumans in their habitate
>>5695190What is this bird and why does it come up to him? It seems excited.
>>5695186looks like a modern toyota
>>5688995Wow, nice throw and nice catch. I thought for sure one of the birds was going to get it.
>>5695190Love this little dude's eyebrows
>>5678890I could kill a bear with my bare hands.
>>5696614Oh yeah? Well I can kill a bear with my bear hands!
>>5696549Rock ptarmigan.Maybe it mistook the pair of red poles for another ptarmigan?
reminder to moisturise ur chicken before cooking
>>5695182Anteaters have play behaviour? Huh. First time seeing this in like, ever. The buddy here seems pretty happy considering he doesn't do the T power stance at any point. Just when you think you know all about them...
>>5696846>Just when you think you know all about them...You thought you knew all about them? Do you work in a zoo? I also have never seen them play, and when the webm started I thought that person was a goner.
>>5680025Americans lost a war to a food chain fast food restaurant
>>5683239yeah, babies are retarded. more news at 8, faggot
>>5687118keep crying bitch
>>5694041keep crying faggot
>>5696549>>5696742That is willow ptarmigan most likely during lekking season, sometimes hormones make grouses do weird things https://youtu.be/5pHIByquQTM?si=cAFkm4HPvEmX3Ukm
>>5695182Fuck, I thought it's leg was another head and it was some weird mutant wolf anteater.
>>5697470that's why it looks like that, so predators attack its leg instead of its face
>>5696614Do it and livestream it, pussy
>>5690910Hello Joe Rogan
>>5696757it's sad abbos killed off the moa, we need more ratites in the world
>>5690216classic nanners strat
>>5681644I love you.
>>5696949Archtually that is not quite the norm in animals, a good number are ready to survive just days or even moments out of the womb, herd animals commonly can walk and run not too long after being born.Some take it even a step further, sharks will hunt and kill (their siblings) while still in the womb.There's a whole classification for it, called Precociality.
>>5688973Shouldn't have cucked Popeye all those years
>>5684597I have some bad news anon..
>>5690226Like most selfish people, if i'm awake you should be awake.
>>5686983>>5691187it is water>>5685398either bait or absolute retard
>>56951751-FPS animal.
>>5685452I can't believe fags can see stuff like this and say animals don't actually smile when happy.
>>5688973What an insufferable cunt
>>5695162Centipede mom that's pretty neat
>>5688983PERRRRKELE
>>5690008That's cute
>>5698921I love Borzoi dogs so fucking much man. Idk what it is about them, but they're easily my fav dog breed.
>>5699579theres a audio version of that vid too
>>5694317yes, I actually know that girl irl. she really doesn't like that it went viral, it was traumatic for her cuz she was on a really remote island and the kayak was her only way to go home. she could have starved to death, ended up having to swim out to a passing fishing boat.
>>5685450LOUD NOISES FUNNY
>>5688973good bear
>>5695162reeeeeeeee what the fuuuuuck
>>5685421what a pleasant pig family
fuck bears with a capital FUCK. I'd really like to move to the great white north one day, but bears are reason #1 though 50 on why I never will, followed closely after by meth heads and somalians.
>>5690008is that bee shitting uncontrollably
>>5690467cant tell if its bait or unironic retard
>>5699579agree, they are very tasty
>>5678884is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time??
>>5701143
>>5695171This little guy was sitting on top of my monitors and hopping between them. It disappeared for a bit, then reappeared next to my mouse. It scurried away when I moved my hand, then reappeared later crawling on the screen. It climbed to the top and hopped back and forth some more and then I didn't see it again. It kept turning to face me like it was staring at me.
>>5701137W-what?
>>5701143>Pov
>>5698921STRETCHED and PULLED snakeline dog
>>5701143>>5701406women don't understand what "pov" meansI hypothesize this is because "POV porn" show's the man's perspective, which to a woman makes the term confusing.
>>5688968What language is that?
>>5688970>black bear>breaks into carlmao
>>5701470Good point
>>5701496Good point of view, you mean.
>>5699858totally true and believable
>>5696756>MY SPINE!!
>>5688968Ursanine videoCan't even bear to watch it
>>5695175What animal is this?
>>5702153looks like a stoat or mink
>>5702157I think I found it; a sable =)
>>5702134congrats, you've bruin'd the thread
>>5691535I love you, anon
>>5701498
>>5690016>>5690013Those new DJI gimbals are looking pretty good
>>5682238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M-NwEFSOc
>>5678890giant dogs
>>5695171>>5701169User-agent: *Disallow: /
>>5695171>>5701169I am currently feeding a Southern House spider living above my stove top in the range hood cabinet any fly that dares trespass the soveriegn food service air space in my kitchen. If I can find him a muscle mommy I might relocate him to my room and build a tiny nation with them.
>>5690924Homosexuality (as opposed to lack of opportunity with opposite sex) in animals has only been observed in giraffes and domesticated sheep
>>5702973Wrong. No such thing as sodomy in nature. Prove it with something other than jew links or accept the truth they are just schizo perverts
>>5702973Just because something is nature is broken doesn't make it natural.
>>5688968>skyrim gameplay.webm
>>5690024oh hi spirit
>>5688986Why the fuck wouldn't you pull the trigger? There's literally a giant monster coming through your ceiling that wants to eat you alive. Kill that bastard, wtf
>>5703366To record the situation
>>5690921Great tits on a stick
>>5696754Sentient cock and balls
>>5701143My old cat had a cast on his arm for a few months and learned to smack me in the face like it was a club. He sounded like a pirate walking around the house. RIP Jack, ya lil shit
>>5695171>Spyderpunk
