Old YouTube/internet videos
>>5716715>>5716717whoa, memory unlocked. totally forgot about this hoe.
>>5716722
>>5716713early 2000s gamers were the shit man. How many times do you think this guy has said nigger? >>5716715>>5716717I used to cum buckets to this slut
>>5716746>How many times do you think this guy has said nigger?Countless because it was probably just part of his vocabulary and said it for fun. But you NPC zoomers sound like total faggots because you obsess over it as a /pol/ extension like>lol NIGGER lol guys I said NIGGER aren't you so offended?>omg he's so based he said nigger! triggered, libtards?
>>5716794>zoomer born 91 you faggot, im just trying to reminisce here
>>5716837
>>5716722>>5716723I still use this as my L4D2 hunter.
>>5716841Did coke with this dude at the roxie in vancouver. Him and his wife were swingers btw. Wonder what he is up to, have not seen him around vancouver in probably a decade.
>>5716715mommy
>>5716734Did this ever get colored / finished?
>>5716720i havent seen this in years. thanks for the memories anon
>>5716718this is from 2010, it's not that old
I haven't accomplished anything anons...i
>>5716732This one freaked me out when I was a kid cause it used to say it was posted in 1999 or something like that which is impossible cause YouTube came out in like 2005. Really added to how creepy that shit was.
>>5718374but videos made before 2005 can be uploaded to youtube after 2005?how does it not make sense?
>>5718385it said "uploaded September 1 1999", now it says it was uploaded in 2007. I think it was an Easter egg or something that someone at youtube was in on. I remember it so vividly, I even showed it to a friend and he thought it was weird too. This was probably around 2009 or so, you might be able to look at it on way back machine but I'm too lazy to check.
>>5716746nigger, faggot, kys.i learned a lot from my dutch counterparts when I'd game at 4am back in the day. always used to see "kkr noob" in the lobbies.
>>5718416roetmop
>>5718243>hmm I love sushi, idiot Shinji
>>5716715>>5716717I am proud that this was my first YT fap. Will never forget Hannah's tits for as long as I live!
>>5718341>it's not that oldAnon, it will be 15 years soon.
>>5716843Old Björk is ludo KINO!
>>5716720>when I see an anon reposting an image I made>"Those are my (you)s!"
>>5718853so will youwhat's your point?
Miss this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.
>>5717887no, his youtube channel is either deleted or he took the video down, the video uses characters from a manga https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/GoldDiggerAntarcticPresstook me forever to figure this out.
>>5716862I don't believe you, the dude is gay as fuck and his only claim to fame is the stupid videos he did.
>>5716722>>5716723Fucking classic
>>5716830>I'm totally 91 years old posting on 4chan guizesure thing zoomer
>>5716794Yeah. We had free speech. You could say nigger as much as you want. Freedom was fun. I don't know why libtards prefer tranny shit to freedom... But they do
>>5716839Based. Very based
>>5719122I don't know why people think this is wrong or mocked him for it.Sure he was fat. But fat people are allowed to be silly and have fun.Normies dancing is more laughable.Normies getting really into sport team rivalries is even more laughable
>>5719114>Wahhhh>Imma loser, a failure, a genetic dead end orc>Reeee
>>5718416You say pwn as pone
>>5719496Which is even more homosexual that they got the phonetic incorrect, as well.The correct phonetic for 'pwn' is 'pohn', as the correct phonetic for 'pawn' is 'paughn', or as the correct phonetic for 'urface' is 'urafinfaggot'stupid birch
>>5719507>stupid birchIs that related to silver birch?
>>5716732never understood the phenomenon of thisit's not funny, it's not interesting, why did it ever get popular?
>>5719996Mmmmh, why would a morbid looking creature doing disturbing shit randomly out of insanity attract people's attention.Mmmmh I can't understand why teenagers could be attracted to that kind of spectacle.Oh well, how are you doing my fellow retard?
>>5716715As an arrogant teen I truly thought I would have the large breasted, cute and pretty, gamer, anime white girl, gf. Never knew they were reserved for the men who dont care about anything and would be quicker to abuse than any.I hit my girl for the first time on June 12 this year. Not only did she stop going out at night, she started doing the dishes. Women need to be abused. Or else they become how they are on media today.They also need it for sexual stimulation. No man can keep a girl for long if he doesnt inflict pain on her during sex.My girl has bruises all over her abdomen and she begs me to hit her harder. Her nipples bleed from how hard I bite them.I hate it. I hate her.
>>5719463botcontribute or gtfo
>>5718929I approve this post
>>5716840Fuck I forgot about this stupid commercial.
>>5718243Nobler times, these were. All that remains of them now are their shadows and the backwards, ignorant savages spawned from them.
>>5716730as I was going down the list of this glorious Webms, I almost started to cry on this one.memories overflown me. I want to go back there. everything was so peaceful, kind, funny...No fucking troons, no insane bitches, no braindead whores, blacks and whites were friends online, games were games and not shit fucking propaganda to turn kids into future faggots. shit fucking sucks, man. it fucking sucks here.
>>5720003Shit like this is why I'll die alone. I fundamentally do not enjoy inflicting pain, in fact I detest it. Yet the average woman wants me to do things to her that I utterly abhor.
>>5716712
>>5719012Why?
>>5719012https://web.archive.org/web/20081104164047/https://vaguerantproductions.com/test1.html
>>5721660Sex
>>5720003This man has seen the truth.
>>5721974AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>5719996dude! why is that skibidi toilet shit popular? why is any forced meme popular?
>>5720003>No man can keep a girl for long if he doesnt inflict pain on her during sex.I've been married 30 years and never purposely hurt my wife for any reason.
>>5722156Well, to be "fair", doesn't sound like he had had a reason or purpose either.
>>5720059>old youtube>fornite danceszoomer faggot
Does anybody have the original full version of this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pSQSa7HJs8The original got taken down off youtube and only edits remain.
>>5721660At first this felt like an early 2000s video but the DS convo and that Kesha song in the background makes me guess its like 2010? Anyways wholesome vid
>>5720180I feel you.
>>5720180Yeah, we should probably try to do something about it, there is a pretty huge market for people who want to go back, so there's big money if we want to try to create something that have that spirit.
>>5719482he did the one thing you never do when videos like this are uploaded, make a big deal and get butthurt about it.
>>5720180I know it's tough, nostalgia is a bitch when it comes to remembering the past and how better everything seemed, but the truth is good things don't last forever. People grow up and move on and the world changes to reflect that. As much as we want to all go back, we can't, time always marches on. It's always good to cherish the memories of the past, and no matter what they will always be with you forever but if you want to have another world like this, you should instead strive for a better future.
>>5723164>>5719482I do not recall what the kid's response was but I think you're applying a modern lens to it. Maybe zoomers don't have bullies, or are such narcissistic faggots that not being online for everyone to see is a wild concept to them. IIRC the fat kid did this in his school's media room, and some bullies found it and uploaded to internet where everyone could see and laugh at him and was probably made him into a laughing stock. This was when people used to defend their privacy (to an extent) and geekdom was still mostly uncool.
>>5720059>garbageEverything the zoomers have "created" is the last few decades rehashed and not in new ways. They have all this technology at their fingertips and all they can do is feed their narcissism.
>>5720059the song in this video came out in 2015
>>5722622>At first this felt like an early 2000s videoSuper Street Fighter IV was released 2010 but the reason it feels like an early 00s video (sort of), is cause it's not shot on a smartphone and it's before the supreme gentleman act branded all outsiders as dangerous men.
>>57183412010 was 32 years ago, anon.
>>5721660nigga dressed like he outta moomin valley
>>5716725Isn't this incorrect though? I was taught that faggot should always come before nigger
>>5724218kek
>>5716720At the risk of being called a moralfag i always felt bad for lolcows and wished they'd just stop digging themselves deeper. The lmao-lk tastes sour to me. I always preferred people like smugfag getting trolled. The kid is clearly a homo though.
>>5719482I think it was probably like when some people at school somehow got a photo of this lad at our school on the school intranet and started emailing it around. I think he had his picture on some website (that wasn't filtered on the school computers) because he was on a local football team and he probably showed it off to the wrong person. The kid was pretty normal and not bullied before but people started shooping him into film posters and stuff and sending them round, it was really funny. Someone even made a movie trailer about him that was fucking hilarious.
>>5721660the 3DS launch lineup sucked. Nintendo really should have just waited and launched Black and White with it.The kid seems nice. I hope he is doing alright
>>5720075Thanks, Doc.
does anyone know the song plz
>>5718341>2010 was 40 years agoIt's over...
>>5716720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9I_Ltbm5io
>>5724445>At the risk of being called a moralfagNever apologise faggot.Also back then was not NEARLY as bad as it is now. It took months before any online shit spilled out in to the real world and a lot of the time unless it was super viral, it would only stay within certain demographics. I mean, remember happy slap videos? Now everything you do is blasted out into the world on every available social media format.
>>5725212Because a much larger population of people is eagerly awaiting the next big thing from the internet to find funny or be angry about. These days an argument between two dickheads becomes a worldwide debate over who is the biggest dickhead between them because one was enough of a dickhead to broadcast the matter to everyone else.But on the subject of people like chris-chan, it's just a shame that an innocent retard who just liked cartoons and shit got turned into what he became. I think really a lot of people just jump on the chance to be the one doing the bullying for once, as some kind of weird justice or revenge for something that's weighing on them from their own shit life. I don't get enjoyment from people being saddened unnecessarily, not that I haven't jumped on board stupid shit in the past.
>>5725472>You guys okay? Call an ambulance for three.
>>5719469you can still say nigger as much as you want in valve games
>>5723963Oh well, I might have fucked up here. Maybe I will learn from it.
>>5725222>I think really a lot of people just jump on the chance to be the one doing the bullying for onceI can't really untangle the timeline, on whether 4chan, floor pizza goon and his gf(?) or any of the old internet contemporaries did the most damage to him BUT the fact that his saga continued *after* normalnigger youtubers like pewdiepie were digging round in the dark parts of the internet to feed their retarded kid viewers, is absolutely wild to me.>>5725472Remember this clip? Never found out what it came from till a year or later when the 00s martial arts/parkour thing was still going on. Remember when foreign or obscure videos used to take you on a(n internet) journey to find out where it came from?
>>5720180ok boomer
>>5720400>>5720003nice fanfic guys
based dripped out professor layton enjoyer
>>5716720ahh christianu2uber lol, poor kidhope he sorted himself out
>>5725960A shame you'll never know what it was like. People weren't all up their own ass about who they were. They just let their natural mannerisms do the talking. Now it's all flags and pronouns, political camps, and status. We all used to be equals, but then social media came along and fucked up anonymity.
>>5726097ok boomer. for all you know I'm older than you. or an AI.
>>5720003the real social experiment is whether or not you buy this shit
>>5720180hold onto that shit and try to re-create it for yourself and othersthe spirit lives on in you, dumbass
>>5726136If you think I need to be a boomer to have seen that stuff, you're in your 20s at most. I'm in my mid 30s.
>>5721764lol. the last question made me think a little.
>>5716726Old-school
>>5721983I still this fucking game 20 years later
cool
>>5719482He looks like a fucking idiot, thats why people made fun of him.
>>5723969Holy fuck! I havent seen this in 20 years.
>>5720180I remember when people were spending time laughing at icanhascheeseburger memes instead of flinging shit at each other on Twitter.
>>5732165I genuinely miss the days of Rage Comics.
>>5716726Fuck, this opened some brain doors that haven't been opened in quite some time.
>>5716726
>>5732176only those who didn't experience them don't miss them. I was one of the first hundred of guys, who was religiously collecting all of the fun stuff from internets and posted all of that into folders into vk dot com. shit... I was even getting chicks because of this. we're truly living trough fucking hell right now
I want to go back
I just want bang bang banghttps://youtu.be/FKOiO7-2oCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw8i2lnlYkMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sOQAaQKbf0don't have the .mp4 or .webm if you do please spoonfeed me
Any anon got a better version of this one?
>>5732165>>5732176You gotta understand that TPTB basically killed the old school nerd.
>>5723969damn, that really hit parts of my brain that weren't activated for decades.
>>5730073Minecraft was when old internet ended.
Before video there was gif
>>5725727We need more of this now
>>5720003this sounds dumb, gay, and potentially fake.however, the concept here is still very real. and it's really not that deep. much like ooga booga men enjoy women with watermelon sized boobas and behave borderline retarded, lower iq women would likely appreciate a caveman archetype who throws her plates of food shes made directly at a wall and acts like every gta protag or tries to.it's not that women who appreciate sophistication don't exist. they do. just like men who have more refined taste exist.you just happen to have a retard woman to match your retard self. she wants a little bit of butt pinch and pussy slap every now and then. give it to her and stop bitching like a gaybaby.
>>5720180bitching instead of working together with your fellow man to right the wrongs. it sucks because of people like you.if this were a movie, i'd be the guy who says something along the lines of "...you fucking pussy... you make me want to puke" and caps you right in the dome.
>>5719482>it's funny because he's fat
>>5732925Shouldn't Dracula be burning?
>>5733070I haven't seen this in fucking years.
>>5728401Did you accidentaly the whole thing?
>>5732176When I was 13 I was so out of touch with internet culture that I was making and posting impact font memes in 2016 because I thought it was still a relevant format
>>5732401fuck i remember this whats it from again though?
>>5716715remember my sister catching me having one of my first wanks to this gorlgood times
>>5716720>"Are ya winnin', son?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uj5NZS7g8old youtube was fun
>>5719482back in the day people weren't all fat as fuck and this guy is pretty fucking fat. also back in the day if you did something embarassing you didn't post a video of yourself doing it on the internet
>>5720170this is not the cringe thread
>>5732985Bang bang!
Can't be fucked turning it into a webm, this one is ancient https://youtu.be/Zw6KYlvxMTs?feature=shared
>>5718243Modern anime cons are fucking disgusting. What the hell happened?
>>5732189nice. I would've loved this when I was a teenager. I still like it
>>5734062How do modern ones look like?
>>5718243>Better Version
>>5732369here comes an airplane.
>>5734043and here's yours.sorry for the low quality, that's all i can get to fix.
>>5732369>>5734481and here's another airplane.
>>5716725If only we could see the blooper Real
>>5716726Only quads can kill
>>5716728All white remake of the color purple when?
>>5716720
>>5716722kekkkkkk surely you remember https://youtu.be/8R0jQxATlgY
>>5725156>>5733844You're late.
anyone got rubber johnny?
>>5720003wow you sound like a pussy
Anyone else used to go on Stickpage?
>>5720003Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.Do with this information what you will.
>>5725698District 13 (French title Banlieue 13 or B13)Enjoy fren, good old nonsense action movie.
>>5719025ShucksThanks
>>5723969is this one of the oldest cancans
>>5734496>>5734481Thanks fren been at work all day, just saw your reply
>>5716720what happened to him? did turn full homo?
too many gifs heretoo bad
>>5719996>why did it ever get popularIt makes people think about what it all could mean, what it represents, is it based on reality or just pure imagination, etc.Psychologically speaking it is a very interesting cartoon series, which very likely depicts schizophrenia and/or a psychotic episode of this guy being depicted.
>>5725220I have no doubts trevor wouldve done this irl had he been allowed to.
inspiration for next threadgo to this site to find old random youtube videos with little to no viewshttps://walzr.com/IMG_0001
>>5721983Hahahahhaha holy shit this brings me back. I'm glad nu metal is dead.
>>5733216You gotta understand: he's an alcohol
>>5720180"I wish people weren't a bunch of shit-flinging assholes"> flings shit and complains about asshole complaintsRetard
>>5738126are you retarded? this one's rhetorical.
>>5720003This is the most embarrassing thing I've read in a few years(You)
>>5738133>no actually you're the retardRetard
Anyone got the one where the dude jumps into a cactus with boxing gloves one, and they pull the barbs out while he screams in pain?
>>5734601I was waiting for it.
>>5734476jej
>>5720059>>5725633When we say old youtube, we mean 2005-2012 when you were still sucking your mother's tit2015 is not that different from current day
>>5725220Poor Trevor knew too much. The alphabet boys got him.
>>5718243the "and manga" girl is one of the hosts for games done quick, the one who does the kirby voice sometimes. or she was, but she hasn't been at them in a while.
>>5737474I don't know what this is but they wuz jamminhttps://youtu.be/-PVpgrOh6n4?si=fnSaZrO_0bk8xLSU
>>5734853Stop larping you faggot
