street food
>>5718807So this guy used to have a full head of hair when he started making this stuff, then just a couple years later he is bald. Yeah, I'll pass.
>>5718812looks like joplin missouri behind him
>>5718808>>5718810>dumps shit on the floor after its done cookingOk they have to be doing this ironically at this point right
>>5719105wypipo don yuse dey flo seazonin
this shit is disgusting lmao. I've been to shitholes in mexico where they had better sanitary standards holy shit
>>5718812For some reason I trust this more than anything from any indian street vendor
>>5719123Needs some head bobble.
>>5720786>naked hands on the ice that you'll be drinkingnah im good
>>5719105Dude, look at how worn, weathered, and dirty it all is. the only way you get it like that is if you've been doing this same shit for years. Over. and Over again. >>5720876In >>5720786 's defense, I imagine he assumed this was an alcoholic beverage, which probably would be "safe" (though not sanitary) to drink.
>>5720876It's not really sanitary and I personally wouldn't drink it but desu after 3rd or 4th batch his hands probably get cleaned by the water.
>>5718809What is that?
>>5720944i'm not the other guy who, but i still prefer the shaved ice from the chinese even if it's not alcoholic than anything coming from india.
>>5720786Now that I know some of the worst food poisoning you’ll ever get is from ice that’s been touched by dirty hands, no fucking way. I’d stay far away from that.
>>5719020captioner doesnt realize that friendshuip and love r the true freedom in life
Indians and pajeets gotta be the bottom of the bottom, even fucking Africans make edible food and living conditions at the fucking hellish environments.
>>5721045Garloid stew, pretty common in countries like India
>>5720786It's probably pretty safe with all that lime juice, but I don't thing I'd chance it.
>>5723689Can't they at least have some cute girl do that instead?
>>5718807that is literal diarrhea shit. apparently it's national dish in poojeestan
>>5720514I was expecting it to be like that japan trip webm
>>5719020why is eggfort king speaking in hungarian
I still have not seen anyone be able to tell us what this is
>>5724547Imagine drinking something with the consistency of boogers
>>5724547aloe vera drink
>>5724547i love how the cup sneezes when he plops it on top
>>5723805Nope, it has to be the guy with an open wound on his foot.
>>5723805all cute girls in india are busy getting gang raped
>>5724547Holy fucking goop
>>5725062>>5725072out of all the ones posted in here so far,these are the only ones I'd give a try
>>5725072This is fucking stupid
>>5725062This is cancer
>>5725255What's wrong with okonomyaki?
>>5724547I had a devastating stomach bug last month and that's essentially what my toilet bowl looked like for 5 or 6 days.
>>5725062Does this also work with toilet paper
>>5724547HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK BEEP BEEP HONK
>>5726612Murderface really got his act together.
>>5726597your ass will be destroyed after that
>>5726709jesus christ lol
>>5726597Why do they have to make everything in the most convoluted way ever?
>>5727078who bitch that is? i can tell this baddie has a battie
if i go to india and survive only on street food, will i then be essentially immune to all diseases? no more colds, flus, etc?.. will my blood be a cocktail of antibiotics?
Why is there so much constant anti-India posting all over the website now?
>>5727594>shitdians migrate to the west by the millions>WHY PEPO DON LIKE DA JEETS?
>>5727594not just this website, but all over the internet.
>>5727594>nooooo we need to be absolutely vile and disgusting with our food
>>5727594Western world generally doesn't like Indians. It's so odd that India resisted colonialism so hard, yet they continue to imbibe in every facet of the western world and utilize the vestiges of their British former masters every single day.They sure do love coming to Western countries, but somehow when the West came to them it was evil and bad and wrong.
>>5724547I imagine getting this to drink on my death row
>>5725062tastes and smells like burnt catfood
>>5726612very good video quality for footage from the 1970s
>>5726612I'm scared
>>5727594TikTok and Instagram becoming ubiquitous means that people that visit India can film it and show to the rest of the civilized world what a shithole it actually is. After two decades of them pretending to be a real country, there's an understandable pushback once everyone saw that 90% of all indians live in open sewers and eat excrement. If we're gonna only talk about this website, it's also due to the fact that indians are incredibly bad posters, up there with the average SEAmonkey.
>>5728089Gmaps Street View is also doing wonders in that direction.
>>5725914sorry anon the teet food thread is the other way
>>5726766is it illegal to use a spoon in india
if I went to India I would be driven insane by the constant honking and go on a killing spree with my bare hands, kicking the shit out of all the diminutive dravidians until the police put me down
>>5719217Mmmmm, authentic Mexican.
>>5726597>shitalaTruth in advertising.
>>5727594Why don't indians have tables or utensils?
>>5726597what was the point of him smearing it with his finger if all gets into a fucking blender anyway? fucking animals!
>>5727594cause their street food is extremely nasty?
>>5728299i don't know the ingredients, but a lot of powders don't readily mix with water, especially when cold.for example, mixing in liquid littlle by little to have even dispersion.
>>5727594posting street food is anti-Indian now?
>>5718807Gee.. maybe if you used a fucking ladle instead of slapping it onto a plate with a spoon, you wouldn't have a mess every time??What the fuck.
>>5718809Gabagool... Home...
>>5725062Please don't use paper towels like this. They are full of microplastics.
>>5718807Fucking kek, the OP clip actually looked fine but this is straight up degenerate.
>>5724547it's making me sick looking at it is what it is
>>5725062I can't imagine that heated it up very much at all
>>5728213
>>5728232Would
>>5724543this has to be intentional bait, right? that can't possibly be the most convenient way to get that shape
>>5729150>completely unphased by the fact that a tuctuc is about to flatten your kidwhat is wrong with these people? are they literally braindead?
>>5729150Hell on Earth.
>>5718807I'd rather die of starvation.
>>5729145the paper towel soaked in the oil acts as a wick, thats why it doesnt burn away
>>5724547I have a strong stomach for all almost everything in the western world and people look at me crazy for basic shit like mushrooms, shrimp, olives, people over here really have it to easy, but get me into a third world country and I can barely get it to my lips it's just on a different level
>>5721057Pretty sure that's Thai from the script on the newspaper that shows up at 0:19
>>5725063That's kind of cool, I'd eat it.
>>5727642What's this called? When I search up people eating cow dung it brings up Indians, but I can't find much information about this particular "dish",
>>5724556Ah, I see the Aloe Vera leaves now.
>>5724547DELETE THIS!!!!!
>>5719123would be accurate if he opened the can with his toes and scratched his armpit before sieving it through his hand
>>5721045Diarrhea with beef
>>5728089Use a fucking bowl, holy shit
>>5718806He pcisk bits of mud and whatever off his feet with those hands, and then goes right back to cooking. You just know it. He doesn't have a sink anyway, even if he knew better, or anything that resembles one.I am not begruding a man from making an honest living, but this is the state of it in current year? The oil in that fryer looked like something from a sewer in itself.
>>5718809Their food tastes amazing, even when it isn't packed with ghee which is basically Indian butter. But when it is, they take on weight in such a strange way, noth men and women. You know that skinny yet chubby build so many of them have? The flab just collects around the middle of the body like a cascade while the muscles remain small. That stuff is awful for your health in terms of cholesterol but they pour it in there, and it tastes great.
>>5719020what's up with the hungarian voice over? how is it related?
>>5718808This is an excellent goop vid. In the expansive genre of Indian street goop content, I rate this one of the highest
there's not a single webm without HONK HONK HONK BEEP BEEP HONK HONK HONK
>>5734417Volvo tests their car horns twice as hard for the cars they ship to India.
>>5734417Imagine living there and hearing it 24/7
>>5718810>>5718806>>5718808Why do they do it on the fucking floor?
>>5718808mmmmm indian floor pizza
>>5734466i believe this, but proof?
>>5723689Pains me to see he put a bag on his left big toe because he has an open wound.
>>5726621There has to be an easier way to make extra large tortillas.
>>5728205All food must be prepared within six inches of a bare foot
>>5733580It elevates it to art.
>>5735415I was wrong about it being Volvo, it was Skoda and Audi.https://www.skoda-storyboard.com/en/skoda-world/beep-beep/https://jalopnik.com/audi-is-designing-extra-loud-horns-for-india-5896859"The current all-electric Škoda Enyaq iV designed for European customers can handle 150,000 cycles and more – while on the version for the Indian market the horn is tested for half a million uses."
>>5724547I see aloe vera leaves there which probably are the reason it is so viscous/slimy.What I am more curious about what that thing is that is floating around in the bucket
>>5725072At first this gave me the same vibe as some of those mexican videos where they just toss as much food and sauce on a pile as possible, but the end product here looks like something I would eat
>>5727594>anti-india postingThere is a reason you people are overrepresented in these threads, and it is not hatred. If you want to see actual anti-indian racism visit /int/ or /g/.
>>5718806shit nigga mking me HUNGRY
>>57275663rd world IQ
>>5727617Good there needs to be more
>>5728340Showing these creatures in there natural habitat is colonialism
>>5724547Looks like a weird desi aloe coffee smoothie
>>5737761Daily reminder that these ambidextrous gentlemen wipe their asses with their hands and probably don't have running water.
>>5726612>here is a man
>>5738069>Kendrick Loomar
>>5719105The floor is the flavor sar.
>>5727581This nigga stole the yolk from inside the egg.
>>5728089 If he absolutely has to use only one glove, at least use it on the hand that's touching the damn plate.
The weird thing about jeets is that they will absolutely take the chance to touch the food for some reason. Like the average jeet would rather risk 2nd degree burns and making a mess just to handle the food with his shit encrusted hands rather than use a utensil that can be cleaned in a few seconds.
>>5732965It's generally all the same thing when you put shit in it
>>5739227I wonder if there's a cultural reason for that. Do they think their skin oil makes it taste better like the chinks think torture makes the meat tender?
>>5739247I'm guessing it's something more to do with loving hands having touched the food
