street food
>>5718807So this guy used to have a full head of hair when he started making this stuff, then just a couple years later he is bald. Yeah, I'll pass.
>>5718812looks like joplin missouri behind him
>>5718808>>5718810>dumps shit on the floor after its done cookingOk they have to be doing this ironically at this point right
>>5719105wypipo don yuse dey flo seazonin
this shit is disgusting lmao. I've been to shitholes in mexico where they had better sanitary standards holy shit
>>5718812For some reason I trust this more than anything from any indian street vendor
>>5719123Needs some head bobble.
>>5720786>naked hands on the ice that you'll be drinkingnah im good
>>5719105Dude, look at how worn, weathered, and dirty it all is. the only way you get it like that is if you've been doing this same shit for years. Over. and Over again. >>5720876In >>5720786 's defense, I imagine he assumed this was an alcoholic beverage, which probably would be "safe" (though not sanitary) to drink.
>>5720876It's not really sanitary and I personally wouldn't drink it but desu after 3rd or 4th batch his hands probably get cleaned by the water.
>>5718809What is that?
>>5720944i'm not the other guy who, but i still prefer the shaved ice from the chinese even if it's not alcoholic than anything coming from india.
>>5720786Now that I know some of the worst food poisoning you’ll ever get is from ice that’s been touched by dirty hands, no fucking way. I’d stay far away from that.
>>5719020captioner doesnt realize that friendshuip and love r the true freedom in life
Indians and pajeets gotta be the bottom of the bottom, even fucking Africans make edible food and living conditions at the fucking hellish environments.
>>5721045Garloid stew, pretty common in countries like India
>>5720786It's probably pretty safe with all that lime juice, but I don't thing I'd chance it.
>>5723689Can't they at least have some cute girl do that instead?
>>5718807that is literal diarrhea shit. apparently it's national dish in poojeestan
>>5720514I was expecting it to be like that japan trip webm
>>5719020why is eggfort king speaking in hungarian
I still have not seen anyone be able to tell us what this is
>>5724547Imagine drinking something with the consistency of boogers
>>5724547aloe vera drink
>>5724547i love how the cup sneezes when he plops it on top
>>5723805Nope, it has to be the guy with an open wound on his foot.
>>5723805all cute girls in india are busy getting gang raped
>>5724547Holy fucking goop
>>5725062>>5725072out of all the ones posted in here so far,these are the only ones I'd give a try
>>5725072This is fucking stupid
>>5725062This is cancer
>>5725255What's wrong with okonomyaki?
>>5724547I had a devastating stomach bug last month and that's essentially what my toilet bowl looked like for 5 or 6 days.
>>5725062Does this also work with toilet paper
>>5724547HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK BEEP BEEP HONK
>>5726612Murderface really got his act together.
>>5726597your ass will be destroyed after that
>>5726709jesus christ lol
>>5726597Why do they have to make everything in the most convoluted way ever?
>>5727078who bitch that is? i can tell this baddie has a battie
if i go to india and survive only on street food, will i then be essentially immune to all diseases? no more colds, flus, etc?.. will my blood be a cocktail of antibiotics?
Why is there so much constant anti-India posting all over the website now?
>>5727594>shitdians migrate to the west by the millions>WHY PEPO DON LIKE DA JEETS?
>>5727594not just this website, but all over the internet.
>>5727594>nooooo we need to be absolutely vile and disgusting with our food
>>5727594Western world generally doesn't like Indians. It's so odd that India resisted colonialism so hard, yet they continue to imbibe in every facet of the western world and utilize the vestiges of their British former masters every single day.They sure do love coming to Western countries, but somehow when the West came to them it was evil and bad and wrong.
>>5724547I imagine getting this to drink on my death row
>>5725062tastes and smells like burnt catfood
>>5726612very good video quality for footage from the 1970s
>>5726612I'm scared
>>5727594TikTok and Instagram becoming ubiquitous means that people that visit India can film it and show to the rest of the civilized world what a shithole it actually is. After two decades of them pretending to be a real country, there's an understandable pushback once everyone saw that 90% of all indians live in open sewers and eat excrement. If we're gonna only talk about this website, it's also due to the fact that indians are incredibly bad posters, up there with the average SEAmonkey.
>>5728089Gmaps Street View is also doing wonders in that direction.
>>5725914sorry anon the teet food thread is the other way
>>5726766is it illegal to use a spoon in india
if I went to India I would be driven insane by the constant honking and go on a killing spree with my bare hands, kicking the shit out of all the diminutive dravidians until the police put me down
>>5719217Mmmmm, authentic Mexican.
>>5726597>shitalaTruth in advertising.
>>5727594Why don't indians have tables or utensils?
>>5726597what was the point of him smearing it with his finger if all gets into a fucking blender anyway? fucking animals!
>>5727594cause their street food is extremely nasty?
>>5728299i don't know the ingredients, but a lot of powders don't readily mix with water, especially when cold.for example, mixing in liquid littlle by little to have even dispersion.
>>5727594posting street food is anti-Indian now?
>>5718807Gee.. maybe if you used a fucking ladle instead of slapping it onto a plate with a spoon, you wouldn't have a mess every time??What the fuck.
>>5718809Gabagool... Home...
>>5725062Please don't use paper towels like this. They are full of microplastics.
>>5718807Fucking kek, the OP clip actually looked fine but this is straight up degenerate.
>>5724547it's making me sick looking at it is what it is
>>5725062I can't imagine that heated it up very much at all
>>5728213
>>5728232Would
>>5724543this has to be intentional bait, right? that can't possibly be the most convenient way to get that shape
>>5729150>completely unphased by the fact that a tuctuc is about to flatten your kidwhat is wrong with these people? are they literally braindead?
>>5729150Hell on Earth.
>>5718807I'd rather die of starvation.
>>5729145the paper towel soaked in the oil acts as a wick, thats why it doesnt burn away
>>5724547I have a strong stomach for all almost everything in the western world and people look at me crazy for basic shit like mushrooms, shrimp, olives, people over here really have it to easy, but get me into a third world country and I can barely get it to my lips it's just on a different level
>>5721057Pretty sure that's Thai from the script on the newspaper that shows up at 0:19
>>5725063That's kind of cool, I'd eat it.
>>5727642What's this called? When I search up people eating cow dung it brings up Indians, but I can't find much information about this particular "dish",
>>5724556Ah, I see the Aloe Vera leaves now.
>>5724547DELETE THIS!!!!!
>>5719123would be accurate if he opened the can with his toes and scratched his armpit before sieving it through his hand
>>5721045Diarrhea with beef
>>5728089Use a fucking bowl, holy shit
>>5718806He pcisk bits of mud and whatever off his feet with those hands, and then goes right back to cooking. You just know it. He doesn't have a sink anyway, even if he knew better, or anything that resembles one.I am not begruding a man from making an honest living, but this is the state of it in current year? The oil in that fryer looked like something from a sewer in itself.
>>5718809Their food tastes amazing, even when it isn't packed with ghee which is basically Indian butter. But when it is, they take on weight in such a strange way, noth men and women. You know that skinny yet chubby build so many of them have? The flab just collects around the middle of the body like a cascade while the muscles remain small. That stuff is awful for your health in terms of cholesterol but they pour it in there, and it tastes great.
>>5719020what's up with the hungarian voice over? how is it related?
>>5718808This is an excellent goop vid. In the expansive genre of Indian street goop content, I rate this one of the highest
there's not a single webm without HONK HONK HONK BEEP BEEP HONK HONK HONK
>>5734417Volvo tests their car horns twice as hard for the cars they ship to India.
>>5734417Imagine living there and hearing it 24/7
>>5718810>>5718806>>5718808Why do they do it on the fucking floor?
>>5718808mmmmm indian floor pizza
>>5734466i believe this, but proof?
>>5723689Pains me to see he put a bag on his left big toe because he has an open wound.
>>5726621There has to be an easier way to make extra large tortillas.
>>5728205All food must be prepared within six inches of a bare foot
>>5733580It elevates it to art.
>>5735415I was wrong about it being Volvo, it was Skoda and Audi.https://www.skoda-storyboard.com/en/skoda-world/beep-beep/https://jalopnik.com/audi-is-designing-extra-loud-horns-for-india-5896859"The current all-electric Škoda Enyaq iV designed for European customers can handle 150,000 cycles and more – while on the version for the Indian market the horn is tested for half a million uses."
>>5724547I see aloe vera leaves there which probably are the reason it is so viscous/slimy.What I am more curious about what that thing is that is floating around in the bucket
>>5725072At first this gave me the same vibe as some of those mexican videos where they just toss as much food and sauce on a pile as possible, but the end product here looks like something I would eat
>>5727594>anti-india postingThere is a reason you people are overrepresented in these threads, and it is not hatred. If you want to see actual anti-indian racism visit /int/ or /g/.
>>5718806shit nigga mking me HUNGRY
>>57275663rd world IQ
>>5727617Good there needs to be more
>>5728340Showing these creatures in there natural habitat is colonialism
>>5724547Looks like a weird desi aloe coffee smoothie
>>5737761Daily reminder that these ambidextrous gentlemen wipe their asses with their hands and probably don't have running water.
>>5726612>here is a man
>>5738069>Kendrick Loomar
>>5719105The floor is the flavor sar.
>>5727581This nigga stole the yolk from inside the egg.
>>5728089 If he absolutely has to use only one glove, at least use it on the hand that's touching the damn plate.
The weird thing about jeets is that they will absolutely take the chance to touch the food for some reason. Like the average jeet would rather risk 2nd degree burns and making a mess just to handle the food with his shit encrusted hands rather than use a utensil that can be cleaned in a few seconds.
>>5732965It's generally all the same thing when you put shit in it
>>5739227I wonder if there's a cultural reason for that. Do they think their skin oil makes it taste better like the chinks think torture makes the meat tender?
>>5739247I'm guessing it's something more to do with loving hands having touched the food
>>5733559I believe Indians festered some kind of immunity to their own cooking over the ages as they can eat it without trouble but sends foreigners shitting beams or a fatal trip to the hospital.
>>5719020Kino
>>5727594Because they are repulsive in literally every aspect a human could be. Almost worse than kikes.
>>5725072I'd fuck with this all day.
>>5718806
>>5718807morbid people
>>5740590>>5740589Fake or high caste?
>>5727078I'd fuck with this, hard boiled eggs are one of the best snacks ever
>>5741042This is in Malaysia, the vendor just comes from an Indian background.
>>5727078Lets compare that to the one from India.
>>5733561That's called being skinny fat retard. Majority of the west is like that because modern work does not put in enough physical activity leading to a large stomach with little muscle mass.
>>5741180I forgot that option
>>5741192Kenyan guy never touches the shelled egg with his fingers. How are indians worse than darkest night negros? What really bothers me is that in these videos there's always a crowd around these filthy vendors, all waiting, watching, but never do they seem to object to the ridiculously low hygiene standards. Have they simply resigned themselves to their fate? Are they attempting suicide via food poisoning?
>>5741192what I find funny is the difference in attitude. The Kenyan guy is playing into the joke of the Egg doctor, torso is straight, gestures are bombastic, looks in the eyes of his customer.Indian guy just wants to fucking die.
>>5720786Don't>>5718812For all you whites that come to SEA or wherever the fuck:avoid shitty streetstall ice, avoid ice at shitty restaurants. unless it's a high end restaurant at a luxury mall or an expensive hotel, avoid ice when askedEven growing up here the worst food poisoning I ever had was from some shitty packaged ice. That was over 20 years ago and I can still remember it. I make my own ice at home and only have ice in my drink when I go out.I don't eat street food either because it's oily and shitty.
>>5741516>at home and only have ice in my drink when I go outto a non-shitty restaurant ftfm
>>5741516That's usually the first warning you read in any travel guide: "don't drink the water unless it's from a sealed bottle"
>>5741575lol thirdies have bootleg bottled water and soft drink.
>>5720876>he still thinks naked hands are less sanitary than gloves that build up bacteria over time
>>5733561shut the fuck up, you revolting shit eating, beach shitting fuck. no one in his right mind will eat this shit.
>>5720952yeah they get cleaned because the dirt goes in your drink>>5741865>over timedisposable gloves are a thing nigga
>>5740589>>5740590looks pretty alright this
>>5741442>the virgin indian egg vendor vs the chad kenyan egg doctor
>>5740589Food prepared in a sanitary environment and served using gloves and utensils. Now this is Indian street food I would eat.
>>5723689>>5735429It just pisses me off because at that point he's demonstrating that he knows it's disgusting to be handling food this way, germs and contaminants and such, and is just doing it anyway.
>>5724547WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING GOOP?? IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING GOOP THEY DON'T MAKE STREET FRIED DOUGH, THEY DON'T MAKE STREET COOKED MEAT, THEY DON'T MAKE ANYTHING EXCEPT FUCKING GOOP
>>5727566They think it's cool
>>5740590>>5740589>gloves, utensils and hygiene standards from an Indian>>5741042>>5741180>>5741338Could tell something was off.
>>5738772Hey man I grade these people on a curve. The fact that there was a sanitation glove in the video at all is a start.
>>5740589>>5741919Yeah I was actually amazed. Everything looks relatively sanitary, she has utensils and gloves. None of the food was mystery goop. Actual unicorn in Indian street food
>>5743157Idian food is best outside of india, the brits know that.
>>5741042Malaysian
>>5725914Uhhhh..ah, it's street food, right.. just remembered i wanted to eat smth.
>>5743473not real authentic kapampangan sisig. it's some tagalog abomination. i can tell.
>>5743506only talks about himself, doesnt even talk about the productthis is the state of modern social media
If you were a hyper advanced extraterrestrial civilization who came to this planet and saw these people, what would you think?
>>5743770>hyper advanced extraterrestrial civilizationYou mean the Brits? Colonization of course.
>>5743856No I mean the GreysThe Brits loved these people for whatever reason
>>5743877The Brits were pretty advanced aliens to them. Ok serious answer, any civilization advanced enough to visit us from outer space would not see us more than the animals in the zoo, it will be totally up to their own discretion, colonization would be best case scenario, instead of total planetary sterilization.
>>5743470>Uses a spoon for the chicken>Hand for the meatWhy? And also>Yeah bro, just lemme put this uncooked meat on your riceIt's cross-contamination, it's food poisoning waiting to happen
>>5743770The same way Euros did it my man. Brutal colonization depending on how the aliens wants to handle it. Brits milked every colony they had until famines started or the French/Spanish way of breeding out humanity with mutts.
>>5725062the idf boys do this with tuna they get
the only thing I learned in this thread that Indians are just filthy. A negroid is literally more hygienic than a subcontinental
>>5744122The sub in the subcontinent also applies to the inhabitants kek.
>>5730148pretty sure it's a skit or something, the one he makes in the video turns out looking like shit while the other ones are uniform.
>>5743465honey and roasted basedbean powder?
>>5732111This i thought I was hardcore as shit for being able to eat cow tongue and anchovies After traveling to SEA I realize I'm actually a pussy
>>5743894the meat doesnt stay uncoocked as theres hot steam in the container
>>5737761from back when he still had hair, kek
>>5744125Porras, like churros but better.
>>5744092why would they not buy a whole fruit and clean it at homethen you wouldnt have old lady hands blood or newspaper ink on your fruit
>>5725914The breasts cookedas expected of breasts
>>5744212its peanut flour
>>5743497Goyslop
>>5743477The Jews did this
>>5744381its literally just baked eggnog
>>5743477Holy shit I nearly got hard from that video
>>5725914Pretty sure I'm seeing areola
guess which American city
>>5718807you can really see the imbalance of humanity. the right things are not attended to. instead of trying to get 1 thing right the ego just wants to get 1000 things by
>>5718808im gonna fucking go over there and start selling tables i swear to god
>>5725062nice way to extract the poisons from the can liner and really infuse them into the oils for consumption
>>5729150people should spread out. crowding this densely is just cultivating cancer
when i lived in hawaii, there was a.. man.. who would get dogs from the humane society and eat eat them.
>>5744565Wholesome...
>>5743520giwtwm
>>5744544Probably LA or San Diego. Those sausage vendors are really common there.
>>5744579Whole, at least.
>>5744544This is San Francisco Union square right outside of the famous Macys which will be closing in the coming years. My family walks around the city as a pre-christmas tradition, visiting the cathedral, getting some dinner, and picking up ornaments from Macy's. We skipped 2022, but went again 2023 and all these fucking mexicans popped up out of nowhere, a food cart just like this spaced evenly ~15 feet apart. The only difference between this webm is there was Mexican music blaring in union square in 2023. Fucking disgusting
How do they stop the flies?
>>5744713don't worry about it
>>5744730would
>>5744840Cozy AF
>outside of pajeetistan>street food suddenly mouth-watering
>>5733561I don't think ghee is really bad for you in particular. It's probably a healthier choice than some other fats. But a lot of Indian food is high in refined carbs and fat without a lot of protein which would explain weight gain and low muscle mass. I still love it too though, but not as something to eat every day.
>>5744715You see this and you realize pajeets have no excuse to be that disgusting.
>>5725072>Slop>Unimpressed 'jak>Slop, Japanese>SOIFACE 'JAK
>>5744350in some culture (thirdies)to be able to pay someone to do your task is a sign of wealthness
>>5744350people buy precut fruit everywhere. a lot of people are willing to pay a little more for convenience.
>>5723689We italian did that because we filled huge vats with the fruits and back in ye olden times, making a giant fuck off press wasn't really viable.But that isn't even full.Just... can't you get a hammer to do this?
>>5733561>Their food tastes amazingkek
>>5744212>>5744374And not honey. It's some other kind of syrup, like corn or rice.
>>5744212>>5745297It's definitely maltose, judging from the color and thickness.
>>5725072this looks really good
>>5743470best in thread, looks kino. would definetly give you worms though
>>5718806You guys ever played that game where you win if you can drop a random street view pin in India on Google Maps without seeing rubbish or rubble?
>>5731087They probably honestly don't care.
>>5744092papaya is one of the most beautiful fruits, but the taste is disappointing
>>5745548Used to hate it as a kid, but the rest of my family loved it and ate it often. I don't hate it anymore but I won't go out of my way to eat it.
>>5744756rutt's hut is a fucking godsend. Get a good ripper with that delicious relish and a beer on the side and it's a great fucking time. Go with a friend to talk shit with and it gets even better
>>5731087You can't underestimate how fucking stupid they are. Actual subhumans.
>>5744544san franciscothere's litereally hundreds of people with this exact same cart, they go to every major tourist location and all charge absurd pricesyou can get cheaper and superior food at sit-down restaurants
>>5746227I think they started out in LA or they just happen to be called LA street dogs.i remember buying from one. Vendor tried to rip me off of my change. Took a long ass time getting the change, one bill at a time. I put some in my wallet while they were counting up the rest, and then they acted like they had given me a 10 dollar bill. Luckily I didn't even have any 10 dollar bill in my wallet.
>>5746241without looking into it im sure it's some stupid shit where these people are signing on to something they think is actually profitable just to be contracted the most generic/dogshit/overpriced food carts everprobably a clause forcing them to keep the prices high because these guys will sit outside every pier and NEVER undercut each other despite having like a dozen other people all selling the exact same garbage from the exact same carts hard to blame them, i'd blame whoever it is that's renting out the carts and monopolizing the competition and all
>>5744794Oh fuck this just reminded me of the time Andrew ZImmern went to Thailand or somewhere around there and he got some ice cream in a burger bun from a street cart and just couldn't eat it because it was too gross even for him.
>>5746247They're often run by criminal gangs.
>>5744946If I were to buy one of those full of bees, do I have to pay more or less for it?
>>5725654>5 or 6 days.dude nora virus is only like 2 days max wtf did you do to yourself.
>>5744407Pierce, please
>>5743497not real authentic kapampangan bibingka. it's some tagalog abomination. i can tell.
>>5744581i know, right? chopping that big thing must be fun. sign me up
>>5744085this is in Canada?
>>5744090not real authentic kapampangan mango-ong. it's some tagalog abomination. i can tell.
>>5744730No hands touched the food directly. They're learning. Now let's see a video of the prep
>>5746342don't bee stingy
>>5746455>almost all ingredients come in sealed bags>cooking surfaces obviously cleaned regularly>nothing prepared on or stored in direct contact with ground>utensils>east-asian facial featuresThese are clearly not jeets
>>5726621>not cooked or eaten outsidenot street food
>>5744730>>5746455>>5746469Searched up some of the words in the background signs, I think they're Malaysian.
>>5746457Funny
>>5741886most people in culinary practices use their hands midwit
>>5724547is this AI? what in the god damn fucking hell?
