2 wheels
>>5718908Few years ago I stocked up on toilet paper, but this is ridiculous.
>>5718908>see chink car with big rolls >oh, its not gonna end well>it passes, nothing happen>well, my bad... so what going explode?>rolls roll back
>>5719135>par
>>5719134lmao that's so satisfying, i hope the retard broke its ribs
>>5719135Lads id crawl in after her and suck those toes and cum in her mouth
>>5718902what was he thinking…
>>5719136I would have shit my fuckin ass. Those things attack with their heads. They swing them and use them as a blunt object. I seent them fight once. I would have thought it was lining me up to fuck my shit up senpai.
>>5719467
>>5719817I have no idea what she thought she could achieve.
>>5719834Imagine being even more niggerfaggot than a cyclist.
>>5719838It was an honest mistake, biker overreacted.
>>5718901Lol at the indian music.
>>5719134>Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville
>>5719134
>>5719837>she thought
>>5719890
>>5719454>what was he thinking…this
>>5719134I didn't know cows could move that fast
>>5719467just duck and weave>that's a dangerous animal!so am i
>>5720243That was a nice cab over Pete that locked up the brakes though
>>5720233>slow>slow>SLOWheh, deserved
>>5720215Do you think his little trick worked?
>>5720248would have hit him and his faggot friends down the road too
>>5720276Duck, weave, counter left hook. It's not about the size of the giraffe but the size of the fight in the giraffe.
>>5720112FĂĽhpac
>>5720239>>5720238
>>5718908Him walking out and immediately run inside made me laugh. Imagine hearing some shit going on and you "what the hell?" in Chinese so you head out only to be approached by several giant rolls coming at your moped collection.
https://t.me/s/velopzdets
>>5719837Her opinion is heckin valid
>>5720250>work safe gif
>>5720562Helmets are safe for work. In some jobs you're required to wear them.
>>5720614yea, i'm not fully convinced only the helmet came off there
Time to post a classic
How about "3 wheels"?
>>5720237I have to wonder what goes through someone's head at a moment like this.>There is a large, slow, cow on the road.>Should I stop? No.>Should I moderate my speed to have time to react? No.>Should I make any attempt to go around the cow? No.>I should drive in a straight line because I am special.
>>5720259What was the driver's problem?
>>5721464Death penalty. No questions.
>>5719516humans and animals can coexist
>>5719852did the guy think the biker wanted to get rid of the bottle or something?
>>5721855for whom?
>>5721902for both
>>5721922hehwhy?
>>5718901>seven ten conversion
>>5721470I gotchu famm>it averages out
>>5719135please add mario sound effect
>>5720220I remember this one, his first bike he had just bought 2 weeks before.
>>5720253This was totally deserved, Biker vs car, it's obvious who's going to win. Crazy how bikers will also brake check other bikers as well.
>>5718908>STRIKE!
>>5719837Add an assault charge
>>5722202That might be the lamest race I've ever seen.
>>5721463>pipes-falling.mp3
>>5721464but who was camera?
>>5722215Big Slime Status?!
>>5722202This is a neat novelty
>>5719859>Is this man going to hurt me Walter?>No, Donny, this man is a Canadian.
>>5720220It only now occurs to me that bikes have a fundamental problem with not being able to quickly brake like a car because the force would just send the rider flying.
>>5723555>checkedhigh center of gravity and only 2 small contact patches
>>5720615Slow down the video. You can see the road through the bottom hole and the visor.
>>5723664Stop drop and roll is not on the MSF course.
>>5723555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwzq8aY8f40Skill issue. Any bike built post 1980 is capable of it, it just comes down to rider skill.
>>5723873>compares a sportbike with professional rider to a FWD shitbox
>>5720243poor dog
>>5719134KEK!
>>5720248Skin color, simple as.
>>5721461The only way this gets better is if it had a bestgore watermark.
>>5719134I hope that thing died.
>>5720239That SUV is Germany during WW1
>>5723935>driving around block while police car tries hopelessly to chase you>turn around>police bike>[to be continued...]
>>5722202>2 wheels threadget out
>>5721924Even if car was in the right they drove off making it a hit and run.
>>5724125ghost rider origin story
>>5723935Lmao. Glowies are so pathetic. They are all lard and bluff
>>5723664>original video recorded horizontally
>>5724183For the record, it was no in the right, crossing double lines is prohibited if I'm not mistaken
>>5723664ghost rider lookin ass
>>5725204Is this real?
>>5725621this is my favourite vid
>>5721470that's one wheel
>>5720266What even happened? Dude just launched like a rockstar game
>>5725526Snopes rates it Mostly True
>>5721464That looked very intentional on the part of the driver.
>>5721460Spiritually Indian
>>5719852>trying to steal a dudes stuff is an honest mistakeNigger.
>>5721825Uh well you see there was a bicycle, so he had to try to murder that guy riding it.
>>5719838Nothing is worse than a cyclist. Hitler should have allegedly genocided cyclists instead.
>>5725621>need to make sure I spend 15 seconds carefully putting my bike down so it doesn't get scratched before I help my friend who is screaming in pain and in a dangerous situationYep, that's a cyclist alright.
>>5724181There are at least two wheels in that vid... Maybe more.
>>5720238fucking incredible
>>5720238at least he didn't skip leg day
>>5719901>no sound
>>5720276How would you go about fighting a giraffe if you were in that situation? I don't think you could do much to it and you couldn't outrun it.
>>5727885Whats the second song that played in this ? Shazam couldnt pick it up.
>>5730307Dive kick one knee and hope you don't miss.
>>5732729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_n_NgGWpR4
>>5719467>>5719516
>>5732901Welcome to Giraffic Park
>>5724125Evel Kneivel rides again!
>>5727885Everly Brothers -- All I Have to Do is Dream
>>5733163this is sped up like 400%
>>5719265They’re evolving
>>5718908>foreshadowing>conflict>resolutionthis 40sec webm has better story beats than most modern media.
>>5719136>riding a bike through Africamy fellow whites, please stop this nonsense.
>>5723265
>>5734181
>>5733158Why would anyone do that?
>>5734267adrenaline boners are like drugsto get them, you have to do increasingly crazier shit
>>5734267
>>5734263It's almost like you can never relax...
>>5732729try searching for the lyrics. type what you can hear, then just "lyrics"I find many songs this way
>>5734267>"...of cadavers tested, it was found that 81% of those dead from some form of motorcycle accident had T. gondii present in postmortem brain samples.">>5733158 I'd bet good money he's a cat owner. Look into Toxoplasma gondii, fucking fascinating subject.
>>5725526Ever hear of Near Death Experiences? This is one of them.
>>5735428i can't figure out who's dumber herethe biker for not stopping at a pedestrian crossing, the biker for not even attempting to swerve around an obstacle, the woman for stopping right in the biker's narrow trajectory, or the woman for not move out of said trajectory when the biker didn't change his speed or trajectory
>>5735447Why yes they are dumb.
>>5728792it's probably one of those stupidly expensive pieces of shit that are super light so of course they're super careful about that. not careful about not cycling on a fucking highway though
>>5718908KEK
>>57200872 minutes of freedom
>>5719134Fhe tried
>>5734181africa is rightful white clay.
>>5719859it should be legal to shoot cyclists on sight
>>5720238>call 911 chrishe sounds so disappointed
>>5720246how could this happen?
>>5722215
>>5720261>cycling on a highway of all roadsthese faggots deserve death
>>5720268two wheelszero (intact) balls
>>5735485>burns $300 tire down to wires>crashes several thousand dollar bike>gets run over by another several thousand dollar bike>this new several thousand dollar bike also crashes i get having fun and freedom and all that, but these mfs cant understand why they are poor
>>5724155thats a pickup
>>5735428>>5735447They're chinese, none of them even saw each other.
>>5720216Legit thought that was a video game until the too-realistic physics >>5720060Fucking satisfying. I still hope the cyclist got ran over.
>>5720247Holy fuck dude, that's insane!
>>5719859>strange man shows violent hostility>better exit the protection of the vehicle and follow himWomen are so fucking stupid.
>>5719859If it were Texas, would it be legal to shoot him before he stops?
>>5735659I don't think they're poor bro.
>>5725237>>5724183man americans really don't know shit about driving
>>5736253I have no idea if the double line rule is universal, not abnormal for rules to vary. Also, not American.
>>5719467Giraffes are fucking chill.
>>5735447In some countries people just walk like that through traffic at a steady pace and it's normal, the drivers just avoid them. I don't know if this is one of those countries, but notice how the driver would have missed her if she had just kept walking instead of stopping. I bet he expected her to keep going so he only turned slightly away from her.
>>5736326I've never met one so I wouldn't know.
>>5718901>bike in chinadamn, just turn that difficulty slider all the way up
>>5736438I have Mancunian friends and they will walk through traffic like that. If the car continues on its course then everything ends up well. DESU us motorcyclists depend on cars not doing something out of the ordinary to get through the day.
>>5720238is this considered a hit & run?
>>5721461>"Are you ok, man?" Yeah I don't think so, he's posturing meaning he has brain damage from the fall.
I can't tell what language this is
>>5736742>I can't tell what language this isspaghetti
>>5736076>Women are so fucking stupid.
>>5736980holy shit
>>5736076>just let every degenerate do whatever they want without challenge including destroying your property Imagine being this much of a coward. I hope you keep a woman around to protect you.
>>5735649Safer than getting sent to Ukraine.
>>5737308shut up, simp.
>>5721461Someone add the grand theft auto WASTED animation to this
>>5732901would go great with Jurassic Park music
>>5734181Sorry, we won't.We're explorers and adventurers, it's just who we are.If there is no new land to explore, we just create a difficult scenario and do it for the fun of it.
>>5721825The cyclist put his life and his children's life in danger a minute earlier. It was well deserved.
>>5734267It's White people stuff, you couldn't understand.We always look to push the limits.
>>5733446No it's not.
>>5735355Very strong axle. Very good tyres.
>>5738914Lost when he hit the pedestrian
>>5736185Legal to shoot him in all 50 states
>>5719870It isn't indian music retard
>>5720246Thought someone was firing shots in the first few seconds
>>5720522Nah fuck the officer, he made this way more dangerous than it needed to be. Piece of shit faggot.
>>5737484Is your mom gonna make me?
>>5734877You're more likely to get toxoplasmosis from salad than from your cat, unless you're literally eating out of their litter box.
>>57389881/10
>>5734286They shouldn't even send rescue crews after retards like this, same with cave divers. You made your dumb decision, die with it.
>>5739002Riding a bike on the side of the highway is not the same as driving your police cruiser the wrong way and swerving across lanes of traffic trying to stop a dude on a bike. I hope the officer got fired for his utter retardation, but the only truly noble thing is if he ate a bullet from his service pistol.
>>5720522>>5738988>>5739010The biker died and yes the cop got fired.
>>5739030And the bullet thing?
>>5739010Then what would be the best course of action for the cop? Magdump the fugitive?
>>5739061Leave the dude alone? Don't drive backwards across 3 lanes of traffic? Put his gun into his mouth and pull the trigger?
>>5739066That really cool, but huh, where's the 2 fucking wheels bro?
>>5720522Glad he got smacked.
>>5738988>>5739010The guy started “swerving across lanes” the moment he saw the cop. At that point it’s extremely dangerous because people are going interstate speeds and suddenly there’s some asshole on a bike appearing from in front of a cop car. The most definitely had his lights on so peoples attention are on him, not some random bicyclist asshole who appears out of nowhere.>wrong wayThe traffic was already stopped retard. You’re intentionally mischaracterizing it as the guy was just riding his bike on the side of the road and the cop responded by driving through moving traffic the wrong way to get to him when that’s not what happened at all and we both know it. If he lets the asshole go, he’s likely to cause a deadly accident involving multiple people. Again, people notice a cruiser with light bar activated. A random dipshit on a bike is going to be slightly less conspicuous at 80 miles an hour. I can’t wait to hear how you’d have handled it. >>5739030This never happened.
>>5739086he's the cyclist
>>5738086Isle of Man?
>>5739091I shot the clerk? Who’s on first?
>>5739086Kill yourself, cop defender. They're not going to let you suck their dicks, no matter how badly you beg
>>5734877What's the normal incidence of t.Gondi?
>>5720615>>5723789
>>5739099>meme response >no counter argument >seethingMany such cases. Sad!
>>5736603https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_responseIt looks grim but it's very likely "just" a concussion, which yeah, technically, is a mild TBI. Decorticate/decerebrate posturing is much more concerning.
>>5739144>No counter argument to the brilliant "I can't stop lusting for cop dick in my mouth and boots on my throat"Keep your fetish to yourself, maybe.
>>5738914If someone did this to me I would shoulder check them and keep walking.
>>5739146I saw the longer version of that clip, he started bleeding shortly afterwards, possibly brain hemorrhage.
