> Webms that make you smile 2.0old thread :>>5676868
>>5723658
>>5724354cringe
>>5724354based
>>5724354>Owned harder than Steven Crowder owned his wifeComedy gold, m8.
>>5724506>Steven Crowder owned his wifeDid we watch the same video? He didn't own anything except being a big whiny bitch.
>>5724616I don't think the video meant it in a good way, anon.
>>5724354amazing
>>5724675Holy fuck NASCAR is so fucking gay. What the fuck is that gay shit?
>>5724808You know how part of the excitement of racing is the strategy of positioning and passing? Nascar is basically condensing the sport down entirely to that. Except sometimes it leads to really boring situations like this webm. But thankfully they don't usually last for too many laps before one of the drivers gets bored and breaks out.
>>5724714Do zoomers really need all these retarded texts to explain basic shit to them?
>>5723663This made me cry.
>>5724660that better not be a man
>>5724675>>5724808As an English guy i love Nascar and oval racing, we don't have any here. I'm surprised it hasn't caught on the same way i don't get why rally hasn't caught on in Weimerica.Things i hate about the mutt presentation of nascar:The adverts play every 20 secondsConstant excessive reference to numbers and fractions. E.g.>you join us in the 5th 8th of the 7th series of the 23rd pittsburg nascar 300 on the 3rd quarter of the 251st lap. We are with driver 403, develin devler dwain devlerdev junior the third, driving the 53 car about to take his 4th consecutive 1st ahead of the 217 car with only 2 3rds of the 732 yrds left to lap the 9th 8th of the 15th 22.Constant references to the driver motivation while completely disregarding mechanical elements of the vehicles.
>>5725137yes they won't get it
>>5725189good old time Anon
>>5725227>that better not be a manno thank God she is not a troon
>>5723663This is beyond gay.
>>5725544Rest in Peace, sweet Prince.
>>5724660that better not be a woman
>>5725547You know because it made your dick hard?
>>5725547 reposted> Be me 17 years> As I was walking down the street, I noticed a girl I really liked.>I want to go on a date with her.> Starting a friendship with her brother was like being around 14 or 15 years old at that time.> After a few days, I went to his house to play Dark Souls.>His sister finally arrived.>HOLYSHIT she was Sitting next to me on the couch looking sexy as fuck>She never spoke; she simply stared at me, teasing me with her eyes and sunglasses.>Her brother said, "Anon, can you come to my room?">I would like to show you something.>.....OK...ok> We went up to the second floor.> The boy took off all his clothes and stood naked... like Wtf!!?>he wanted to fuck with me "he even was hard as fuck"> I freaked out "I AM ONLY HERE FOR YOUR SISTER">He went to his sister to confront her about me.> I left the house while they were arguing. I couldn't handle it anymore. it was so weird"Oh well, too bad. That girl was really attractive.">Years later, I see a 5.6 girl in a bar standing alone, looking at me.>almost going to fuck her for that night "half drunk">My cousin was the one who saved the day.>Remember that gay boy story you told us about? It was him, the same boy.>what?!>He still has a crush on me..>Now he is a YouTuberWEBM related
>>5725543HOW CAN SHE SLAP
>>5726225nice
>>5724660simp
>>5724660>>5725368Who is this cute titty monster?
>>5724354I thought it was cringe until I realized this was just political brainrotPretty funny tbqh, and true as fuck
>>5725137>hp bars and enemy name>all that texts [sic]
>>5727181Holy fuck that's one I'd forgotten about.
>>5724354gem
>>5727131I watched too much mompov and expected her to say >my name is lisa and this is my first adult video
>>5725235my understanding of nascar is its effectively a team sport with individual winners, so motivations are part of the setup, as for why it hasn't caught on... well its largely a dead sport here, technically it can be fun to drive in and interesting, from a seated potion, it's fucking boring, any other race type is more interesting than nascar for watching. as for why rally hasn't taken over, you can't easily push adverts and come back and not miss something amazing.
>>5725137honestly, its so well done I would assume it may be a game I missed till someone points out its just elden ring
>>5723661I haven't been able to remember this for years. I had some of the toys and I couldn't remember what they were called.
You got a job dipshits?
>>5723674mmm looks good
>>5730381Holy fuck I haven't nostalgia'd this hard in quite a while.
>>5723663I AM GOING BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKERSYOU CANT STOP MEI WILL KILL MYSELFAND I WILL GO BACK!!!!!!
>>5730526>>5730515we are not going back Anon, we have to make ours just like the old days
>>5730515>>5730526
>>5723663The people who grew up with all this grew up to be the most useless and insufferable retards
>>5725235>you join us in the 5th 8th of the 7th series of the 23rd pittsburg nascar 300 on the 3rd quarter of the 251st lap. We are with driver 403, develin devler dwain devlerdev junior the third, driving the 53 car about to take his 4th consecutive 1st ahead of the 217 car with only 2 3rds of the 732 yrds left to lap the 9th 8th of the 15th 22.I'm fucking dying, thank you
>>5725235>I'm surprised it hasn't caught on the same way i don't get why rally hasn't caught on in WeimericaIt's kinda around in the north but south has too much mud and swamp so they do that instead and mountains are big open plains or deserts of mostly fuck all so nascar gets it since it's just straight lines with occasional turns.
>>5723674I think a cat pooped on his peperoni pizza
>>5725235
>>5727131this is an intervention, bro. we are worried about you
>>5732630>>5728350butterfingers
>>5727199>>5728373Talking about the gay nigger gif-caption
>>5725231Bless that kid
>>5723663Jesus Christ that got me. I wanted to be above it but it really got me.
>>5731880It'll happen to you too.
>>5732645thats what im talking about too, without the 'this is elden ring but on ps1' I would probably think its a game I missed from back then. >>5725137and yes/no most games from this time labeled everything, it wasn't till we cluttered the screen with 100's of bullshit reminders and popups did they start to try to make really really clean huds.
>>5723663>5725189 >>5730526 >>5731880 >>5732649good old days>>5725547 ok here
Am I the only one who remembers this?
>>5724394>just bittorrentedretardbittorrent is a protocol, not a verbdo you http a website?fucking moronthe verb is torrent
>>5727132stunned it wasnt the drive edit
>>5733287The Verb suck. So why don't you bitter sweet suck on deez
>>5724660I was hoping for something heavy to fall on her head how is another stupid fucking narcicisst making stupid fucking faces to a camera make me smile you fucking piece of shit
>>5727026Kill yourself
>>5733367that's not her name
if this was played on any other monitor, they might not have made it...
>>5733931source?
>>5725318Keep saying it
>>5723663
>>5725547you are.
>>5733295for (you). I love that one, literally me fr fr
>>5732788Source?
>>5732164kek
>>5731334
>>5732223I don't get it?
>>5734027@oood_mp4 on TikTok. He barely has any videos or followers. I found him through a collab he did with @hudsun_ who makes videos in the same vein
>>5733250>"Never again"Not If you stop talking like that
>>5733978my webm folder, softcunt
>>5728409You die if you work.
>>5734613Nahhe is alright
>>5733367>>5733365
>>5723674Is this Burratino's?
>>5734756she is based too
>>5724808>What the fuck is that gay shit?Did you miss the part where the announcer said they were going at nearly 200mph?
>>5734759yes
>>5734760she is already here on 4chan
>>5734782she wasn't even born when 4chan launched probably
>>5733365kekhere is a smart one
>>5723663the classic pizza hut scene really hurt me.>my daughter will never know any of this.feels really bad man.
>>5723658They should try reversing up.
>>5723663god i love 80s music
>>5735156>me & my life decisions
>>5735156>>5735185literally us
>>5735042>rectangle resistorsDumb bitch faggot
>>5727130why is pepino doing this?
>>5735156dumb cate, kuMAN
>>5734771>Food makes me happyFucking fatass, put down the knifte and fork and maybe you won't be a disgusting blob.
>>5733978Seth Everman
>>5724714This is really cool.
>>5735442
>>5735701
>>5723666He's just a bloke, but under the sea.
>>5733250Late 90s/early 2000s vidya mags were great.By the mid-2000s they were completely left behind, though. Watching E3 2005 live was opening a door to a whole new world (for me).And by ~2010 even the CDs and DVDs were no reason anymore, because broadband got fast enough.
>>5731320The new series was pretty bad despite the Ayoade factor in many ways, but the most egregious was the new theme was missing two "bum"s every time they appeared. Put me in a right mood even before the program started.
>>5724714 >>5735794 Heh. I guess it fits well. Funny since I always thought King's Field was really similar to Resident Evil gameplay wise.
>>5725549I heard the black guy got offered free karate classes or some shit...I don't know why, guess they thought he had no agency in the situation and economic factors made him aggressively approach someone and start swinging.Even if there was an altercation before, he was far away from the dude and went back to start it up again. I don't see a scenario where he's the victim. The loser, yes, the victim, no.
>>5733931i wonder how does he do itjust take the rhythm and do something in the same scale?
>>5735807>Curtis LeMay D&D build
>>5733287How about you google instances of people using the company name as a verb, and then xerox what you found for me so I can ziploc it and keep it safe for the next time you act so autistic on the internet
>>5735156>Stop hitting yourself!>Stop hitting yourself!>Stop hitting yourself!
>>5735515pure onions
>>5732164Where's the peperoni though
>>5723663That cassette collection screams "member of a record club". Especially those movie soundtracks, considering you could've found them for 10c at every yard sale in the 80s.
>>5735156Can someone put a beat to this?
>>5735927Yamaha
>>5736469?
>>5734765That's just general American exaggeration (many such cases). They were probably doing around 180km/h
>>5736472Nintendo used a bunch of Yamaha samples on the N64. Most of them have been tracked down. He might be using the exact samples or similar versions. Notice how he's using an old Yamaha keyboard
>>5735811Based Scotty Mac
>>5736482ok and? i'm talking about music theory
>>5736490And I'm talking about sound design, which obviously goes a long way towards making one thing sound like another.Sorry that you're having an autistic fit over the fact that I didn't respond within the hyper specific parameters you expected. Call your handler and they can help you calm down.>i'm talking about music theoryBarely. Are they playing in the same scale? Wow what an insightful question. Maybe they're using similar chords and tempos too? Hope the non-musical plebes can keep up with this technical discussion.
>>5736499what the fuck is your problem you fucking problme you /v/tard worm i am having autistic fit over you hyperfixating on some random fucking autistic detail that i was somehow supposed to extract from a singular word because you couldn't read the question that i asked? and elementary school music theory is elitist? shut the fuck up and go play some bing bing wahoo you stupid bitch i asked specifically about what i wanted to know and you came with your diarrhea spergout like a true autist you are
>>5736507You asked how he does it, I answered. Not my fault you don't like the answer.
>>5736513you are such a smug retarded vtoddler bing bing wahoo racecar johnny autistic spergcome ontell me youre not on the spectrum and that you dont lurk v and play nintendo games
>>5736517Like you don't? We're both responding to a post about N64 music
>>5736520no but thanks for confirming that you are projecting you are responding to some imaginary post because i never asked about any of the shit you wrote about matter of fact, the only thing you wrote was "yamaha"
>>5736013still one of the best webms ever.
>>5736523And I explained what I meant by that without having a fit. Something you could probably learn
>>5736526>not having a fit is calling me autistic and accusing me of having a meltdownyou are uncultured
>>5735927Yes, a lot of it comes down to basics like using the same scale, similar chords, and similar patterns, but he's also using the same or similar samples. You might not think that's a not a big part of why it sounds so similar, but it is.
>>5736529you could use any soundfont and it'd still sound very distinct, but yeah it's pretty obvious, i'm asking because i can easily use the same samples and make something that sounds completely unrelated
>>5736531You could not use any sound font. Switch the jungle and water samples and it turns into a mess.
>>5724675Why doesn't one of them just hit the gas
>>5736718theyre the same power due to design constraints it's all gay regulation stuff past like mid 2k or maybe sooner i dont know
>>5735635If food doesn't make you happy you legitimately have brain damage.
for metalheads
>>5735771no, I don't. and I don't care. the only thing I care about if your holes.
>>5723663say thanks to your parents for giving you that lifestyle
>>5724675This is based and i am not even a burger.
>>5732223Idiots paid top dollar to watch a football game on a huge ass tv, meanwhile a glorified security guy is blocking the view.
>>5735768cringe cherrypicking
>>5736979Cherrypick some things the Maoris created to even it out :)
>>5736975>>5736718>>5725235>>5724808
>>5736978>Idiots paid top dollar to watch a football game on a huge ass tvidk Anon, looks real as fuck, like you are part of it
>>5736974good times Anon
>>5735768
>>5725544Norm was too based for this world
>>5737065
>>5726225Wholesome
>>5726118What's his Youtue channel ?
>>5731401Imagine the sheer control her cooter would have. She could squeeze your dick from 15 different angles individually without moving her body at all.
>>5735512Kinda want a remake where Shinji wins
>>5724675post the wallride webm and everyone's reactions to it on team radiosit is the only good nascar clip that exists (crashes are exciting but they're not good as it's a fucking car crash, a result of lack of goodness)
>>5731320Fort Boyard is cooler
>>5733936this would be cozy if the view wasn't some side of the highway condo complex in Ohio with 6000K outdoor spot lights
>>5723663If you were born in the early 80s you experienced peak civilization.
>>5734766Imagine if the races were reversed.
>>5735515cringe
>>5735515onions
>>5737251>post the wallride webmok
for/metal/
>>5737259>Fort BoyardI started watching only because of her, before they replaced the attractive French girls with sheboon niggers
>>5735527
>>5735768Girl and they people she's dancing with look demonic.
>>5738036It's a maori war chant originally intended to intimidate enemies.
>>5738223>wow this tribal murdersong sure looks intimidating4chin never fails to have amusing kids
>>5735768>cultuer
>>5738223HEYAHOYAHEYAHOYA
>>5735442It's correct idiot
>>5737133kek
>>5723658Someone got that webm where it show the species evolution till humanity with a count on the board of the video, then cut into great human achiviements
>>5724354dafuq
