>>5724530is that cat getting 2nd-hand embarrassment from some guy making cat-growling noises?
>>5724530Lmao homie shook af
>>5725125Birds aren't aminals
>>5724555Animals are mostly driven by instinct so it's reaction is probably more along the lines of "Why is this large creature angry?"Like when you do bird calls, they react. They know you're not their species but they're not thinking about you not being a bird, they're wondering what the fuck you're saying.
>>5725158jannie
>>5724530
>>5725158
>>5725395
>>5725138we should get webms of your mom in here that's a proper animal
>>5725395>a vegan hotdogSo not a hotdog then. Why would you like to a chimp like that? Just ain't right...
>>5725158Well that's something I haven't seen before..
>>5725138
>>5725554
>>5725554Is this a pet or a food?
>>5725555
>>5725558
>>5725577
>>5725557>food
>>5725125>>5725203>>5725515>>5725582You're not funny.
99 percent of these are animals having stress reactions
>>5724530has to be mexico, that's the only place I have ever seen shitty walls with broken glass on top of it.
>>5726100me too
>>5726100maybe if you're a gay retard
>>5726197Women shouldn't take care of wolves. When a woman is on her period they can smell the blood and "mistake" it as a wound and a weakness and attack her to reach higher in the hierarchy (where the caretaker must be at the top). There's been numerous situations where wolves have attacked a female caretaker.
>>5726187michael jackson music
>>5726100look at all the stress in this one
>>5726071I made this webm just for you
>>5725515George Floyd's last moments
>>5724534That fish was still alive. What psychopath thinks this is cute? This is horrifying and evil.
>>5727084He ate the tomate
>>5725158>>5727070
>>5727185HOW DEER YOU
>>5727180>>5725158>>5727070please stop friends
>>5725582lmao this ones the best
>>5725503because you don't want a chimp enjoying whatever is in a regular hotdog. That would be way too dangerous for everyone around
>>5727084I had a dog that ate the avocados that fell from the tree
>>5726207LMAO NIGGA does your bitch bleed that much? i cant smell shit on mine when shes shitting the bed with her cooter blood. i love her so much i fucking miss her what do i do fuck i hate everthting i need her here with me fucking hell i miss her
>>5727070i cant stop laffing lmao what the fuck bnigga he shittin
>>5727171its tomanate
>>5725158>the silent scream as his ass bubbles with stench and horror from withinPerhaps we're not so different, after all.
>>5727608trump supporters when you try to take away their tranny porn.
>>5725158You know I guess I knew they must shit somehow but I never thought it'd be like this
>>5725558Fish tripod for long range shots
>>5727129Dude. You do realize fish eat other fish alive too, right?
>>5727693
>>5725402"yeah fuck around and find out Human"
>>5727185kek, deer are based
FUTURE'S, MADE OF, VIRTUAL INSANITY
>>5727872>orange cat
>>5727672
>>5727609Moo bitch Get out the wayGet out the way bitch, get out the wayMoo bitch Get out the wayGet out the way bitch, get out the way
>>5727632The fuck kind of dog can climb a tree? You sure it wasn't a cat?
>>5727672Creamy.Dreamy.Steamy
>>5727844This needs that cartoon slipping sound lmao
>>5727941>Clean it up jannies
>>5727991Read again
>>5728096Kowabunga dude
>>5728100
>>5728101The way he stops and looks back, and then struggles on more determined makes me feel stuff
>>5725230wow this is peak!!
>>5728557>it's meowver
>>5727129Get back to your safe space in the ice box, snowflake.
>>5725395It's all fun and games until he gnaws off your genitals
>>5727602Do frogs/toads actually bite that hard? lol
>>5727183what does this say about chickens? why is it doing that? does it prove that the chicken knows what a cat is? can it distinguish between a grown cat that doesn't need to be sat on and an infant cat? does it consciously equal a tiny cat / kitten with an egg that needs to be hatched? those webms are crazy if you think about it. and how can anyone even think about eating a chicken after seeing this
>>5726207you an incel and an idiot, she handled that situation well.if she left that wolf on that guy any longer that wolf would've started to bite and pull at other parts. wolf packs hurt each other more than what she did to establish their relationships and place in their pack. look at the way that wolf approached her submissively at the end.she is their momma and they fucking know it.
>>5728665no, he's just a bitch
>>5728101>>5728158He did his part to help his species; he could feel that pull towards nothingness and if he managed to breed, he might pass on that urge towards his offspring.He marched into oblivion so others wouldn't have to.
>>5725203song?
>>5728932A few things to consider. Chickens (like many animals) have an extremely strong maternal instinct. Kittens are a (reasonably) similar size to their own babies. Kittens can also be very cuddly and possibly got close to the chicken in the first place because it was (reasonably) close to the size of their own mother. It's possible that the chicken recognized that these kittens appeared to be vulnerable. Chickens likely cannot recognize the age of the kittens, and would have acted the same way for anything reasonably the same size (regardless if it was a baby or adult animal), especially if the animal tried to cuddle with it. Finally, there's a very high chance the video was staged for views. Lets face it, this is an absolutely adorable video and everyone could see the amount of shares it would bring. Why wait for something this adorable to happen naturally when one of the kajillions of desperate influencers out there could immediately stage something like this and have great content to post right away?
>>5729108>Finally, there's a very high chance the video was staged for viewsI would agree if it was the only video like this. I've seen at least four. In one of them, the chicken very resolutely placed the kittens back underneath itself, when disturbed. I can't help but feel like chicken have enough intelligence and consciousness to recognize that those kittens are helpless and in need of attention, and enough "empathy" or whatever you want to call it to become active in helping them
>>5729064it's powerful footage but the bland truth is probably that it's literally just mental illness. the same instinct that tells the other penguins to follow the rest and move towards the edge of the ice tells that rogue penguin to just move towards the mountains.
>>5727084>"Can you sing, master hobbit?"
>>5729172cassowaries are literal dinosaurs
>>5725582Fuck, you got me hahaha.
>>5727182what is that tiny creature? aside from the lemur
>>5728644I knew Joe Rogan lurked animal gif threads
>>5729177>>5729108Happened to me in real life. A turkey and a cat apparently formed a bond and the cat was leading all the chicks around in the farm, cuz they were curious and didn't want to stay indoors all the time, the turkey kept the kittens warm all time, because of her nurturing instincts. It's something that happens all the time. Like your dog chasing away unfamiliar cats, but defending your cat.
>>5729780
This is why that one Penguin walked off into the mountains
>>5725515which JRE episode is this
>>5728665yeah it hurts a little bit.source: used to catch frogs and lizards and put them into my sister's bedroom
>>5728101A real human bean
>>5729672Do people really believe that some highly intelligent great apes live in the northwest and have somehow avoided detection, not even their bodies being found, because???
>>57286651/3 of its body is jaw and it has two pointy incisors
>>5729079some remix or parody ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miogp53dtQ8get the shazam app so it can hear whatever song and give you the source
>>5725398Muaddib!
>>5725580I hate that these motherfuckers have our eyes.
>>5730927Maybe we have theirs?
>>5730968
>>5725391Poor dog he was probably in the doctor's office so long for a surgery or procedure and the stupid owner didn't let him roam around outside a bit after picking him up
>>5726599is this real?
>>5729172jesus
>>5728932brooding hens will sit on anything that moves and fits under their ass. I've had two die because they tried to brood snakes.
>>5730866This is why I never want to fight a cat of almost any size.Slam that fucking body into jagged rocks almost at the heavier deer/goat's terminal velocity and it just stays latched on by those claws and teeth.
>>5725158Now I know why Dankpods calls Frankie a stinky.
>>5731004>feeding beautiful animal goy feedstop
>>5728932>what does this say about chickens?Chicken brain see small fuzzy thing and think "baby chicken must sit on."
>>5730044Smooth
>>5724535SOON
>>5731004does that look mean she's down for a round of stick-the-fruit-in-her-loop?
>>5731006Ah yes, the hopping white-pants dinosaur
>>5731025
>>5731336>Kookaburra webm>no soundWhy would you even bother saving this?
>>5731336
>>5725158UH OH, SNAKEY!
>>5726138>mexico>cats choise nonviolencenot a chance
>>5731339Blocked drain
>>5725158he even arcs the end of his tail so it wont touch the shitvery lovely
>>5727663whats wrong with tranny porn,
>>5730940no we both have the eyes of a common ancestor. we didn't evolve from monkeys directly, we evolved alongside monkeys from something else
>>5731400all good!!!
for/metal/
>>5725594lulbunners are so weird
>>5725595He's literally me
>>5727084>labradorHe's gonna eat those things until he's sick and has explosive diarrhea
>>5731343lmao
>>5727953this new polish artillery is looking hi-tech
>>5729240so are pigeons
>>5727318Imagine being that guy who hoards webms of animals shitting. Now imagine his life.
A thread ruined by a transexual scat fetishist. Many such cases
>>5730182It's a paranormal phenomenon.
>>5731777Hit them hard
>>5725582kek
>>5725395ugh dude disgusting
>>5730077Being a penguin must be the shittest existence on earth.
>>5725158Wow what a great pet.
>>5727073Pfft lmfao
>>5732044I stg labs had a conference at some point where they decided that this is their dying objective. I have never known one that wasn't a gluttonous dumbass. Very sweet otherwise.
>>5731343Is this a kiwi farm?
>>5724534
>>5731360kek good filename
>>5733154If all frogs in the world stopped REEEEing at once, the dimensional standing wave of material reality would collapse immediately, and entropy would finally return everything to the quantum soup where it belongs.
>>5733156>h-he's fast!
>>5727129soulless chinese bug people duh, been here long?
for metal
>>5725158>You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in!!!!!
>>5731028You mean a broody hen. not brooding
>>5732821Being indian or chinese is worse
>>5731004Look at him. He loves it. Just like the commercials said he would.
>>5731340"CANT SOMEONE ELSE DO IT?"
>>5730182They bury their dead like we do
>>5726138Could be anywhere, I've seen this in Holland and Germany. The walls were old and not that shitty, but they still had broken glass on top.
>>5733154Beautiful sound when they all join in at once.
>>5727129nigga its a fish
>>5728101who added the retard fucking bitch music
>>5733156I think its time to go for a walk
>>5731366If evolution is so smart, why didn't it think of this?
>>5727129if you want horrifying and evil, look inward. i've observed that people who loudly project sensitivity like this tend to have really ugly and callous sides to their personality.
>>5725402what a cuck. I'd be taking home a trunk full of venison that day.
>>5729177I think all animals are far more aware than we give them credit for, but we don't allow ourselves to believe that, because it would interfere with eating them. Not that I think we shouldn't.
>>5733266so kill all frogs, got it.
>>5729183Hey, it's the same mental illness that drove some apes to approach fire, attempt to befriend wolves, pray to entities that no physical sense could perceive, slaughter millions of its kin, try to fly, and eventually even to leave to surface of the planet. Granted, that one penguin probably won't be achieving anything this time around, but it took a few thousand burning corpses before those apes managed to get something out of fire as well.
>>5731013Or, you know, the dog is just afraid of car rides
>>5733156can dogs have the tism?
>>5728096real bros. I even teared up a little
>>5731004Holy fuck
>>5733819>Not liking m83 - Outro.Faggot
>>5734723shut the fuck up herzog put a music there for a specific emotional use and a faggot puts his dumbass fucking retard music over it because his porn addicted mind cannot conceive emotion as a build up or a complex structure and goes straight for the pornographic option of putting indecently suggestive music.You people are all retarded I know that but its still a fight I'm willing to have against all odds.The height of your soul is something you can only construct on this earth. God does not exist you have to heighten yourself by natural means. And you people avoid like the pest any form of self empowement. Its sickening seing such plebeians walking the same earth as mine, knowing they are guided by their passions and not guiding their passions. And the day their passions will destroy them they will go the full excision route like the christians and completely go to war against their passions instead of heightening them. You are doomed. Nietzsche was so right. I am so superior to you people its an infinite pleasure warring against your stupidity.
>>5729079TOKYO HEAT (Tokyo Drift) by C.H.A.Y
>>5734733>Nietzsche was so right.Stopped reading there.
>>5734784is that bait for me to give a smug reply like:>haha lol at least you read 95% of the post haha?
>>5730927>hating on based Pongoslow test and low IQ behaviour, also propably a nigger
>>5729172hold up dinosoars realy wear bnidred?
>>5733154In the summer here, you get a loud chorus of tree frogs croaking pretty much in unison, and then one rings out loud that sounds just like this.It's very nice, an almost melancholic tone.
>>5725391Dogs are dirty shitters. If you don't have a farm or a countryside house and you have dogs in the city you are also a shitter scum, literal dog shit picker.
>>5731020>>5726599Yeah, he's a based retard.>https://www.youtube.com/@fishingarrett
>>5729108>>5728932Not related exactly but interesting: there was a test on a kind of geese whose egges are brown-speckled light blue.Researchers kept replacing the eggs with increasingly bigger and bigger "eggs" (eggshaped items painted in blue with brown specks) up until they were basketball sized and the geese would continue to try to sit on them.For those geese there was no upper size limit as they're hard coded to try to hatch anything round and blue with brown specks, no matter how large it is.
>>5733154I live in a SEA city. Forever there have been frogs in the garden as I've always lived in dense green pockets in an otherwise shitty concrete garden.I've not heard a frog calling during/after the rain in about 10 years now. It only occurred to me this past rainy season. I think something is very, very wrong and I am slightly worried.I heard that people in America are asking eachother what happened to all the bugs that would smash on their windscreens on the highway that they remember from their youth. Apparently that's gone now too.
>>5735155I live in Holland and my parents tell me that story too. When they were young, the windshields were full of bugs. Now, nothing. Feels very bad, man.
>>5735155>all the bugs that would smash on their windscreens on the highway> "BuT wHeRe DiD aLl ThE bUgS gO?!"the windshield, you fucking NPC.the frogs however is much worse because it's a signal of the water being contaminated with chromosome-destroying plastics and petroleum industry adjacent chemicals, as well as farming industry fertilizers changing water Ph and bacteria levels.
