Just 48 days left until the commemoration of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ!
>>5726508that's Easter retard
>>5726508
>>5728881QRD?
>>5728897>>5726150
>>5728897
>>5726150Jesus was born in the springYoure celebrating the winter solstice pagan festivalA christmas tree is just an asherah poleSinging songs about it blessing you with presents is idolatryJeremiah prohibits decorating these stupid polesRead the bibleRepentGet Saved if you arent alreadyThe Holy Days of the LORD are already in the bibleCope
>>5726150Getting in early. Merry Christmas, anons.
>>5728897Some Brazilian saving Jesus.
>5726508>5728918lo and behold the Shill and his many facesOne screams for rebellion while the other subverts from within
>>5726150
>>5728897>last Christmas you gave me the AIDS>but this Christmas I gave it away
>>5728918>Jesus was born in the springsauce
>>5728918me if i knew literally nothing about anything and just regurgitated the same lies and slop:
>>5737127He's right though
>>5726150Merry christmas!
>>5737127Kek
bump
Order your Christmas cake today!
>>5742881Lost all my friends are dead.
>>5728918muslim or jew
>>5728918>shepherds watching their flocks by night>this is done in lambing season>which begins in late november in the near east>traditional date of the annunciation is march 25th>+9 months is dec 25thAnd i'm sure medieval german christians somehow inherited the tradition of an asherah pole whatever the hell that is.Idiots love to link everything back to ancient egypt and babylon for some reason.
>>5744227I can't tell if I love or hate this.
>>5744227
>>5745272
Tonight tonight
>>5730064roflcopter jumpscare
>>5726150It's literally a pagang ripoff >For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.You can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ every day if you want to but these pagan customs are bullshit
>>5747117So, what? Christmas is fun.
>>5737203he isn't though
>>5745713
>>5748857
>>5750131post more festive anon
>>5748121He kinda is though
>>5750131
Generally it's probably not a good idea to ruin the spirit by complaining but I did want to say fuck Coke for making that shitty ass AI commercial this year. I quite enjoy their christmas ads and they had to ruin it with a bunch of 1-second shot garbage.
anyone got the song for this one? thx
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>>5743476Oliver Cromwell tried to outlaw Christmas???
>>5753040this is my neighbor and it sucks
>>5753182How so? What makes it frustrating?
>>5753389is obnoxious
Does someone have the elf vaping on discord gif, and santa walks in on him? Been looking for that one, thank you.
Warning: F-word
>>5752496
Merry christ masshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdiz0SPX8dc
>>5755841
>>5756980>>5756981These are nice
>>5756418
>>5759683Rick Moranis was assaulted by a jogger.
Since christmas is coming gonna post some classics.
>>5728918>this anon rejects the celebration of Christ Anon decorations are novelties, no one putting up a Christmas tree is being a blasphemer or heretic. Anything that makes the world prettier (including decorating trees with shiny bits and lights) is used as a sort of gesture that the world is now more beautiful since we have Christ. They're decorations anon, nothing heretical.
>>5755240that gave me the beetus just watching it
>>5753044>staying married to a woman who can no longer produce children
>>5759813Based. Hook nose Caucasophobe gets a beat down
>>5726508>>5728881Imagine hating Christ so much, but you dont even know anything about him.Might wanna learn the difference between Easter and Christmas before you make yourself look like a damn fool again.Fucking loser.
>>5728918Imagine being a Parrot who doesnt understand the words he hears but repeats them anyways
>>5743476How'd that turn out????
>>5758682
>>5752310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx-2uQE_nEk
>>5726150Was watching Beavis n Butthead christmas specials and saw this. Really hit the nail on the head for anyone who use to watch TV.
>>5765248thank you
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>>5766589kek
>>5765647Absolute banger
anyone got that one Christmas edit of the guy lobbing grenades?
>>5766916Liked the first part, but man the soccer game was just a bit too gushy to feel authentic. Merry Christmas though.
a few years ago there was a video of a basedboy tick tock guy singing a parody of youire a mean one mr grinch that begins "youre a sus one mr cringe"i didnt save it and i cant for the life of me find it again can someone pls post it
>>5746251>>5754979>>5754984>>5766323Is there more like this?
>>5766589>>5766323Stop posting fucking tiktok, you autistic retard.
>>5766972The game was a real historical event.
>>5767456I'm aware, I just thought the presentation of it was a bit too gushy, which is typical of a feel good Christmas commercial. Felt like the Folger's coffee commercial right as they got out of the trenches.
>>5767497Now I want a Folgers commercial depicting the German soldiers coming out of the trenches because they smell coffee.
>>5767412here>>5765314
>>5767412I didn't like any of these, but I do like this one.
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>>5769936
>no randytaylor69 christmas this yearit truly is over
Happy New Year
>>5747117>any form of decoration and celebration is paganYeah, no. Any similarities are coincidental and separated in time by several hundred years of the end of one practice and start up of the modern.
Real Christmas in three days
Good luck
>>5776002I miss CN
>>5776697You wouldn't want it back
>>5765659Tsundere for christmas
Who has a snowday today?
Today marks the end of Christmas season
It's always Christmas somewhere
>>5786234That's true
