Post stuff that lives in the ocean
>>5729667wtf is that real?
>>5729649
>>5729674All* anemones are capable of moving from place to place with their foot, some move slowly like a snail, some detach completely if they feel threatened, too much light, not enough, too much flow, not enough etc.SOmewhat common in hobbyist aquaria where they will find their way into display pumps, block the overflow grill, do cartwheels over everything killing everything they touch etc.
>>5729667That fish at 00:27 always cracks me up:>uh... what the fuck...? ...nobody is going to believe me
>>5729720>do cartwheels over everything killing everything they touchKek
>>5729654My butthole after spicy food
Under the sea OSThttps://youtu.be/OnGQeVTt4KI?si=XsQzyxoy-lWxdM4v&t=713
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>>5730650i was not prepared for that
>>5729700>sea turtles mate
Anyone got some Deep Sea Webms? Those are my favorites
How about some things that don't live in the ocean?
>>5730650rekt
>>5730626i wonder how is it to meet like one of these close by
>>5729654finger lickin good
>>5729649Humans have fucked things up so we're starting over again.
>>5730650There's always a bigger fish.
>>5730733Is that Plura cave?
>>5732191It's the Blue Hole in the Red Sea.At a glance, this might give an explanantion why so many people die there.https://youtu.be/hYuMN206Jzo?t=867
>>5730624Comfy.
>>5734474Makes me want to bite into a juicy, fatty steak.
>>5729845erotic
>>5730624>>5733320Humpbacks don't tolerate the sound of respirators so you have to freedive with them in the middle of the open ocean, well away from the boat. So it's a little scary. However if they like you, you're next to one of the biggest and deadliest things in the ocean so maybe you'll be alright.
>>5729654what would happen if I stuck my dick in it
>>5730650based
>>5734474'tis a remoreseless eating machine
>>5735589Cute fishy can't get a drive thru.
>>5732191AAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN
>>5729667>GARY! I was just looking for the /sp/ thread!
I find it sad that space is seen as the pinnacle of exploration and science even in spite of the timescale of experiments and explorations of it being so bad, having to wait till your deathbed to hear results. And even if you can make use of such, it requires billion dollar instruments such that little of it beyond what can be seen from a 500$ telescope can be confirmed by the non aquainted. And even if you just trust them, most of it's nothing, which in fairness is expected given the supposed vastness.Meanwhile there's countless bizarre lifeforms, both superficially and functionally, lurking in the waters that make up 80% the globes surface area, which man can reach much more easily, to further understand extremely different morphologies, life cycles, strategies and so on and it's the least explored area of zoology, and, excluding microorganisms, biololgically.
>>5735974I think part of the reason that there is so little funding for ocean exploration is because resource extraction from the ocean is so valuable.If a particular area is shown to be rich in biodiversity then it becomes harder to justify the exploitation of those resources.It's much easier to just drill, mine, and trawl the ocean with blind ignorance to how much irreversible damage is being caused.
>>5735974>most of it's nothing, which in fairness is expected given the supposed vastness.You say that like the ocean is different. As if, even with the enormous amount of life it holds, the overwhelming majority of ocean isn't just boring salt water.Saying "which man can reach much more easily" is plenty debatable. Consider that the longest continuous amount of time a human has lived in space is 437 days, while underwater it's 100 days. Cheaper doesn't mean it's free to look around, so an understanding of especially deep ocean life still places you at the mercy of scientists who can afford to look. Just saying, if a skeptic was shown the original footage of a bigfin squid (which I apparently don't have), he could very easily say it looks like doctored bullshit.>>5736053Hating corporations is perfectly natural, but come on, man. Yes, we can easily and confidently point to something like horseshoe crabs and say corporations don't actually care about the well-being of animals, but in this situation, we can ask why they should bother to look in the first place. To anyone, corporations and individuals, caring about the environment beyond the demands of law or social pressure is purely an act of charity. If the location of such resources are already known, there is no reason why anyone should spend extra on this thing, other than unaffiliated groups saying they should.
>>5729845if only women had bioluminescent pussy lips to attract males...
>>5730650Apparently this is well documented behavior by this seal. She'll tail the research group and when they shine stuff at night she'll go in and grab it.
>>5735209>Humpbacks don't tolerate the sound of respiratorswhy is that? I don't know much about diving
>>5736205>we can ask why they should bother to look in the first place.to protect other animals living on earth, chud. simple. clearly, individuals at least have an interest in marine life. corporations, unlike people, naturally have no interest in acts of charity because they are motivated by profit, but that doesn't mean that individuals can't construct a system under which corporations are unable to exploit marine life in the interest of both charity & research, which could also open up new industries for corporations to benefit from>>5736205>we can ask why they should bother to look in the first place.to protect other animals living on earth, chud. simple. clearly, individuals at least have an interest in marine life. corporations, unlike people, naturally have no interest in acts of charity because they are motivated by profit, but that doesn't mean that individuals can't construct a system under which corporations are unable to exploit marine life in the interest of both charity & research, which could also open up new industries for corporations to benefit from
>>5730733Morbid. >>5732191Needed the Half Life head crab screams.
>>5729700it's turtles, all the way down
>>5735209that's a sperm whale
>>5737917The fact that corporations do donate to charitable causes aside, usually announcing as much for praise... People who are interested in marine life and maybe support the cause in buying certain documentaries are common, but it's a rare individual who simply donates with no expectation of a return. The question isn't whether anyone is interested or not, it's investment and return - the only difference being a person and a corporation here is scale, and related societal expectations. Corporations may pretend to care, but I shouldn't have to cite things like Kony to show how easy it is for people to "have an interest" just as well.Speaking of easy, it costs nothing to say the other guy should use his resources to better the world. In a reality where "a fool and his money are soon parted," the world is still waiting someone who can afford to be such a generous Timothy Dexter. It doesn't matter if there's a literal panacea in the ocean somewhere, waiting for a benevolent and pure soul, there's a great deal of risk and investment involved with searching, to say nothing of the probable cost of actually attaining or developing a viable eco-friendly alternative to such a resource.I'm not saying corporations are blameless, which you might realize in the part where it was said "Hating corporations is perfectly natural." I'm saying, given a calm and unbiased mindset, their decision is perfectly understandable. Corporate greed is ultimately human greed, just as corporate thoughtlessness is perfectly human. Whatever hypothetical utopian system we can imagine to protect nature while reaping all the benefits, individuals anxious to take advantage of that system will always exist.tl;dr - dream on, kid. I bet you think "real" communism would totally work, only it's never been tried.
>>5729649When you think about it. All of these strange creatures have evolved and adapted to live under water with reduced gravity while breathing water. If creatures like this exist in this underwater world. Who's to say creatures can't exist in the vacuum of space. If there's a will there's a way. I'm sure there has to be some organisms that are capable of living in any environment you can imagine.
>>5738849So many of these underwater creatures look scary and alien. I wonder what a creature which could survive in space would look like? They would have to evolve in such a way we couldn't even imagine.
>>5729649>Fish of the medieval era: Swam, went to church, paid taxes>Fish of modern era: Lazy, don't swim, don't pay taxes
>>5730646been awhile since anything on ths site made me say wow
>>5740335it makes music if you rub the tail while squeezing the ball
>>5740335>0:15Were they surprised when he got into the stream of the rover's propeller and tossed around?
>>5730646magnificent
>>5741073>"I think I'll taaaaaaaaaake............. THIS spot."
>>5741071>>5741072>>5741073>>5741074>>5741075>>5741077>>5741079>>5741080+ Anyone else that posted cool seals.These mother fuckers are so cute.
>>5729667They fly now?!
>>5741249they fly now.
>>5732817So this is where rebar comes from
>>5741232I love them so much
>>5732191Kill yourself AI nigger
bump before i forget
>>5735209Not only is that not a humpback whale, but the next post after >>5730624 showcases two humpback whales vibing with a guy in a respirator.Where did you get your information? The Jew store?
>>5741083Freaky ass mf sea lion
>>5742868>sea lionno that's a seal leopard
>>5742943wrong filename? nice seal tho
>>5743181>nice seal thoI agree, he's a great singer.
>>5729661weird cat
>>5730650
>>5741083
>>5730422is he okay
>>5730648Fuck you anon
>>5730633What does shark pussy feel like?
>>5735514me when i jerk off 2 dyas in a row
>>5745046how bout human pussy?
>>5737036only a matter of time
>>5730641What dickheads
>>5729654>me after every handful of Cheetos
>>5730572oh so that's where SOMA got the inspiration for WAU
>>5747133These sorcerous things might be creepiest of all
>>5735200Kill yourself
>>5745046Wet bags of milk
>>5750416would
>>5743797This one always irks me because if the diver hadn't been spotlighting the octopus the seal would not have seen it. The diver interfered with the nature and the octopus paid the price. And I'm pretty sure that crab was a pedophile and deserved to die.
>>5749319>file not named "waifulhu"anon pls
>>5751141do not marry the eldritch horror
>>5749319
>>5738836weird how being a slug basically still works under water
>>5735465sea cucumbers intestines are poisonoussticking it in would hurt for a very long while
>>5755768blanket octopus, the first half of the clip shows the male and the second shows the female, iirc actually wait as soon as I finished writing that I became immediately unsure that what I'd written was correct but I also don't care quite enough to check and I know for a fact that I got at least the right name on it
>>5742131every single picture of 'planets' are AI every single photo of earth is AIyour mother conceiving you was AI
>>5732191>this is what really happens to people lost at sea
>>5756694You're AI
>>5751141>Not calling it CutehuluAnon please
I love this lil niggas like you wouldn't believe.
>>5738855That's some sci-fi shit
>>5730646Buy an ad
>>5730733How? Currents?
>>5741570Only the Chinese stuff.
>>5741088post link to the remix played in the webm please
>>5736205>To anyone, corporations and individuals, caring about the environment beyond the demands of law or social pressure is purely an act of charity. If you are a short sighted retard. Otherwise you understand conservation is (to a degree) in your own benefit, perhaps not you as an individual, but the company, its employees, shareholders and your kids.Same reason hunters buy licenses, pay tax on ammo and have bag limits.
>>5754368slug is gay>Snail is so much heavy and strong if Snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is sign of reliability.>slug get evict from shell because poor.>slug get crush easy, Snail shell get crush, Snail crawl away to find another. is like having 1up.>shell is more stronger than no shell>Snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell just copy of superior Snail technology.>your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see Snail.>over 9000- if you trow Snail at wall, wall will catch Snail and happy.>Snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy>slug is hermaphroditte because coomer faget Snail is herm because he hate biches bullshit only worry time for monie power>Snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor>Snail only feast on finest foods Snail is coinessuer.>slug is 100000 years underevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
>>5757426what a couple flamboyant ass niggas
>>5755892WHOA
>>5741090
>>5758074why are cats like this??
>>5757970Thanks buddy, that was funny to see again
>>5729649that's a weird turkey
>>5729661Ponyjar spill played in reverse
>>5739321Biblically accurate autism creature
Thanks for reminding me there is good in the worldBlessed thread
>>5750686Kill yourself faggot.
>>5759085he just playin
>>5755896Are they feeding off the ground, or pretending to be a super organism?
>>5737056That camera man definitely distracted Octobro
>>5757940Probably ran out of oxygen. That guy had 4 tanks which means it's probably pretty deep.
>>5734474We're going to need a bigger bite
>>5750416Dick weed haha
>>5759149This is just like two 4chan faggots shitposting each other
>>5760150kek
>>5734474Bro forgot to bring the tartar sauce
>>5730649What's the music used?
>>5758076Average [s4s] poster
>>5757947youtu.be/MuPzMx0yIcw
>>5759984they are a superorganism that pretend to be a school of fishes
>>5757940No they drowned.
>>5733768Just think. While we're up here doing our thing. This little fella is down there doing his thing.
>>5738836Looks like desert.
>>5759988In deep dives, running out of oxygen isn't usually the biggest hazard. Gas toxicity is. At high pressures, nitrogen and oxygen become toxic, so divers need the right mix of gases to avoid various problems that can lead to death, as well as outright unconsciousness and death from the gas itself.
>>5741570No, that's where it goes.
>>5761388Just thought, yeah.
>>5734473What the hair is this?
>>5760906Who bonked him on the head before
>>5735976How is this alive. Does it have a brain or anus.
>>5738855Biology makes no sense. What is this a goblin squid or a vampire squid or something? Lemme guess it's really small?
>>5757426Bro what in tarnation
>>5762201Maybe the fish is an apology.
>>5730396This is a videogame, right?
>>5740335HE BLOW UP HE DOIN' THE SHAKEWho let Shaniqua down there?
>>5758076fucking christ. literal crawling asshole.
>>5741232Same noise the nerd I bullied in school made when I got him in a headlock.
>>5743801yjk
>>5762200It's a Siphonophore, which is a colony organism. It is made up of different hyper-specialized animals that all work together. It would be like if your legs, mouth, and eyes were all different organisms.
>>5763445Fascinating
>>5736205>all my friends lovealowrider
>>5730646I saw this happen about 100 feet away from me on my very first whale watching tour last year in Hawaii. It was fucking amazing. Bigass humpback fully cleared the surface and did a spin
>>5730572>>5747818>SOMAAesthetically this game is pure underwater kino! I hope they go on to make more deep sea spooks.
>>5730422Nerve gas
>>5729720Seems like a nightmare to keep in an aquarium with literally anything except maybe clownfish.
>>5730572AHHHH IM GOING INSAAAANE
>>5750416>>5747133please stop... the ocean! of course! it's so vast and immense. it's truly maddening
>>5730332https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw429JGL5zo
>>5759149>Oh yeah? Oh YEAH?>Take THAT
>>5766970Move along nothing to see here.
>>5766680Yabies are usually blue
>>5767447*Yabbies
>>5757937are you replying to the wrong post or are you retarded?
>>5760617Neon Blade - Moon deity
>>5732191I hate AI so much
>>5747133Touching a coral is a death sentence for a coral, as oils from hands will eventually kill it. This video is sad.
>>5767633>Please Don't Touch: Never, ever touch corals when you're on the reef. It may be hard to believe, but just touching corals can kill them, badly harm them or spread disease from one coral to the next. 3. Wear sun-protective clothing: Chemicals found in sunscreens may be harmful to living corals.why are corals such little bitches
>>5741090me on the fucking shitter after holding it in for too long
>>5730649based orcachads are eating refugees trying to cross to spain too
>>5730649seal bros.. not like this...
>>5732191Nitrogen narcosis, running out of oxygen, descending too quickly, ascending too quickly, not following a dive plan, diving alone, gear malfunction, hypothermia, panicking, hypercapnia, there's a lot that can happen in open water dives but deaths like this are often due to lack of experience or skill overestimation.
>>5768242Meant for >>5757940
>>5767789They are
>>5730626Da fuq kind of fish is this?
>>5758105why are cats lik... POW!
>>5730646that son of a bitch seems a little smug as he swims away
>>5768630Do they genuinely not tell you the difference between a fish and a whale in American schools anymore? No wonder you're all being replaced.
>>5768817
>>5761625Deep as in far inside the cave. In terms of absolute pressure it probably was not extreme.
>>5761388He's watching us on fishchan after a couple wets
>>5730624I’d shit my pants so hard. I don’t think there’s anything more scary on this planet
>>5730626how can he not die from a heart attack
>>5730646I wonder how many people got killed by a humpback whale jumping onto them like that?
does anyone find the darkness of the deep sea abyss oddly comforting?
>>5769904no it’s nightmare fuel. I typically find liminal spaces to be comfy but not the ocean
>>5769724Only two ever recorded the the best of my knowledge.
>>5770023>>5769724I'm not counting whaling boats since obviously that's both provoked and very much intentional by the whale when it does happen. Including those there would be hundreds, maybe a few thousand.
>>5767633Hopefully this retarded fuck touched a cone snail or something equally poisonous.
>>5769065every 10 meters is 1 bar of pressure, you don't have to go down that far for things to start getting extreme
>>5766533He hell is that
>>5763854I feel bad about eating them. It amazes me how much life likes to be touched. The interaction between bizzar things that came to be out of lifeless material, that should be consuming each other to survive... Shit's a fucking wonder.
>>5770167Irrelevant. Carrying four conventional tanks and otherwise completely standard equipment means it's a long dive, not a deep dive. The dead divers almost certainly ran out of oxygen, most likely due to losing their bearings and being unable to navigate out of the cave, or misjudging the distance they had traveled and not reserving enough air for the return trip. Pressure is not the issue.
>>5731080Goofy lookin ahh
>>5770963Is it a cave? I sort of get the impression it's way too bright/open to be the inside of a cave, just looks like the bottom of the ocean to me but I could be wrong.
>>5771244If what I've read in other threads where this video's been posted is correct, it's a blue hole in Egypt. There's a tunnel down there that's long enough for a single tank to be insufficient, so those people would most likely have just run out of air.
>>5771244It's not uncommon for undersea caves to be shot through with holes. Water is always flowing and eroding every part of them and sometimes it punches through in odd spots. In some cases the "cave" is really more like a gap that threads between a field of jumbled rocks.
>>5771688>blue hole in Egypthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Hole_(Red_Sea)Fuck, fascinating. 50m is way beyond my certification at this stage and I couldn't even begin to imagine trying to attempt that on a standard single tank.
>>5729654>SCHLURP>SCHLURP>SCHLURP>SCHLURP>SCHLURP
>>5767631I hate you whining faggots far more.
>>5770915just for you
>>5773614I really hate that they don't live long. Such smart and social creatures. They even have empathy
>>5729649what's the difference between a frog fish, a devil fish, a stone fish, and a northern star gazer?
>>5736448if most things that glow in the deep sea can kill you, why are prey still drawn to predators that can glow?
>>5773614>threadwhy isn't there any water in that fish tank?
>>5757940Could be tons of different things. I think this is a well known spot in egypt called the blue hole.AFAIK the geography of that hole is just incredibly deceptive and makes careless divers dive deeper than intended. If you go too deep without the right oxygen tank you get dazed and also your floating equipment gets compressed and you just sink like a stone
>>5773921my bad
>>5773638Deep sea animals use bioluminescence to attract mates because without it, it would be much more difficult to reproduce in the endless blackness.Predators have evolved to mimic the bioluminescencent patterns of other animals.Also, smaller predators might think that the lights that they see are a meal for themselves, only to find out they belong to something much larger.
>>5730649Based Orcas dabbing on the bourgeoisie and migrants.https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-have-attacked-and-sunk-another-boat-in-europe-and-experts-warn-there-could-be-more-attacks-soon
>>5766970Fucking love this webm kek
>>5774148lol
Fascinating thread. Bump
>>5776211Yes
>>5730649Does anyone have the artwork for the seal and the orca?
>>5763027
>>5781117Holy shit, is that the giant squid?
>>5733756Yeah, yeah; spooky carrion eating bottom feeders. This should have the audio of people eating at a Golden Corral.
>>5781117He's not lookin too good.
>>5730633WHAT a babe, holy shit
>>5730646what a fucking shot
>>5781129They apparently exist after a corps washed up on the beach. That one I cannot say.
>>5781956>They apparently exist>apparently
>>5781106I like the serious anus on this organism
>>5781106if i recall correctly this little fgit also likes to get into human urethra if given the chance
>>5730648>Recording footage of your trip in nature>Get tapped on shoulder>"Hey anon you got games on ur phone?"
>>5730733God damn. That's actually fucking spooky the way they blend into the ocean.
>>5734474>THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE!
>>5766680>Born as mere fish food for someone's pet fish>Fish decides not to eat you>Earn your freedom after a month of fear of being vored>Earn respect of humans>Give birth to multiple genrations>Molt>Win lottery of being a blue shellWhat a fucking story.
>>5767789Because they didn't evolve to deal with land based monkeys that like to cover themselves with chemicals that don't naturally occur in the sea.I would be like a rock creature that sweats liquid mercury and powders itself with a asbestos liked to put their fingers in people's mouths and complained why we're such fragile cunts.
>>5768817Good luck defining "fish", smart man.
>>5782031Incomplete thought, I think.We knew giant squid existed for ages because their bodies would occasionally wash up on beaches. IIRC, that's the first time someone captured a living giant squid on film. For as big as they are, they very rarely come close to the surface and are believed to hang out in the deeper parts of the ocean.
>>5773638must be a tough choice to make.. do you float endlessly in the dark, or take the chance on that speck of light, and hope its pussy or food and not death.
>>5758076>Clean it up janny
>>5730626All I can think of is how this scene would look without the diver. That whale lives its whole life in a blue void filter feeding off of tiny flavorless krill, with absolutely nothing for stimulation but its fellow whales.
>>5730422Isopods > crabs
>>5781117Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this one was filmed by a Japanese fishing ship and died shortly thereafter. Basically it just came to the surface to die.
>>5736205>To anyone, corporations and individuals, caring about the environment beyond the demands of law or social pressure is purely an act of charity.Do you shit on the floor in your living room?See, the earth is in fact our living room, even if some people may have forgotten it.Destroying the enviroment is peak degeneracy. But what do I expect from a society where sticking stuff up the arse is considered normal and anti depressants are sold like candy.
>>5767633I wanted to write something like this as a joke, there is no way this is true.
>>5749319Yall niggas are gay if that thing is a male
>>5783614This little nigger is a marine fish called a pearlfish. You're thinking of the candiru catfish, a parasitic freshwater fish found in the Amazon. For the record, there have been no documented cases of them swimming up urethras, it's just a myth.
>>5730572I feel like aliens probably look like this and that's why they can't make contact because we would want to fucking light them on fire
>>5785044Several fish species are known for having relatively large and developed brains. Here are a few notable examples:1. **Manta Rays**: Manta rays possess one of the largest brain-to-body ratios among fish, and their brains are highly developed, enabling complex behaviors and learning.2. **Dolphinfish (Mahi-Mahi)**: Known for their vibrant colors and intelligence, dolphinfish have well-developed brains.3. **Elephantfish (Mormyridae)**: This family of fish is known for having large brains, particularly the brain regions involved in processing electric signals.4. **Cichlids**: Many species of cichlid fish, such as the African cichlids, have relatively large brains and display complex social behaviors and problem-solving abilities.5. **Sharks**: Certain species of sharks, such as the great white shark and the hammerhead shark, have large and developed brains, allowing for advanced hunting strategies and sensory perception.These fish species are known for their intelligence and complex behaviors, making them fascinating subjects for study. Is there any specific fish you'd like to know more about?
>>5785086Ranking fish by intelligence and brain development can be subjective, but here is a general list based on known cognitive abilities and brain structure:1. **Elephantfish (Mormyridae)**: Known for their large brain-to-body ratio and complex electric communication.2. **Manta Rays**: High brain-to-body ratio and known for their problem-solving abilities and social behaviors.3. **Cleaner Wrasse**: Display advanced social behaviors, including recognizing themselves in mirrors.4. **Dolphinfish (Mahi-Mahi)**: Intelligent hunters with well-developed brains.5. **Cichlids**: Noted for their complex social structures and parental care.6. **Triggerfish**: Known for their problem-solving skills and complex behaviors.7. **Sharks (Great White, Hammerhead, etc.)**: Advanced sensory perception and hunting strategies.These fish species are known for their intelligence and cognitive abilities, making them intriguing subjects for study. If you want to delve deeper into any of these species, let me know!
>>5785033t. dickfish
>>5767628the webm broke his brain
>>5766533Final Fantasy 3rd stage boss.
