Incredibly unfunny

>>5738846
Love me some bossman, shame he's in jail now. Gonna miss him.

>>5738952
Hasn't he been out for a while now?

what's this guy up to these days? haven't checked in for months

>>5739160
Nah, he got arrested again for I believe being kicked out of rehab and beating his dad again.

I fucking love this degen, please somebody post more

I don't have any webms but my gf also was amazed at bossman jacks refusal to just withdraw whenever he is up.

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I miss him bros

Bossman is a shit tier lolcow. He's just a degenerate gambler.

>>5738856
lost

>>5741014
they should show this in classrooms

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>>5741124
>mp4
oh shit, they allow those now?

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>>5738851
>>5739365
I wish I could be entertained by this the way you guys seem to be.
It must be nice be so easily amused at people at the end of their tethers.
The dopamine drip seems infinite.

I mean... All you have to do is pray everything gets even worse, huh?

>>5739368
He cares that much about $2366?

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>>5741371
He is not the victim, his parents and taxpayers paying his failed rehab and judicial proceedings are.

He's just giving back what ours.

>>5741371
We're not talking about someone nondestructive who could be good at at least some menial job but just gets rejected over and over and over again for no good reason because the economy is bad. We're not talking about someone who used to be competent but was crippled in a car accident that wasn't his fault and had no family or friends to help him 'cause they also all died in car accidents or of cancer or something. This is someone would could just turn off the screen and get a real job at any time but refuses to do so.

>>5739323
QRD? I haven't followed him after he got arrested but when did he get released from jail and beat up his dad?

>>5741627
kek here's a quick recap of the past 3-4 months
>got arrested and charged with domestic violence (slapped his dad around)
>released on bail, bail conditions were to remain sober and submit to regular drug tests etc
>started doing crack literally 1 day after release
>failed every single drug test
>for some reason he thought it's fine, all is good
>missed some of the meetings with his PO(or whatever it is for bond)
>arrest warrant is issued
>arrested again in violation of bond conditions
>did a week or two in jail
>released on bond again, this time conditions are he remains sober and does 30 days in a specialized facility for his addiction
>ratdad is supposed to take him straight from jail to the facility, this was the court order
>ratdad takes him for a Big Bufford and then home to gather his things instead of straight to the facility
>Bossman goes live the moment he steps foot in his house and does some crack(you could tell by the jaw movement)
>then goes to rehab
>people there are all addicts hit rock bottom, trying to better themselves
>after ~20days gets kicked out for disruption
>Bossman, being Bossman, screams DAMN DAT PUSSY NICE while in group therapy, shows of his nigger shoes lining them on a bench, telling people how rich he is etc
>returns home
>doesn't get in touch with the court or his PO
>does a SHITLOAD of crack for over a week
>almost no sleep at all, probably slept 8 hours in a week
>went on a few schitzo rants, freestyling for hours non-stop, going off on people in discord
>finally was repeating "we're fine boys everything's fine, we're okay all's good it's fine" for an hour
>had lost his mind at this point
>slapped ratdad again
>went off the grid for a week
>some rat impersonated a family friend and called ratdad
>ratdad confirms Austin is currently in a psychiatric facility
>yet another arrest warrant is issued
>now is in jail again on multiple charges including evading police and resisting arrest
>soon to be released on bond again

>>5741539
it's never about the money with him. he doesn't care about 2k at all. it's the rush he cares about. he's won over 100k multiple times and lost it all within a day or two. you'll see him lose 20k on dice and be like
>whatever guys, it happens, sometimes you lose. we'll have better luck tomorrow
then he wins $150 and loses his shit

>>5741689
How did they not get rid of him? He is pretty much a lost cause at this point.

>>5741702
my guess is throwing your son out to die in a ditch isn't as easy as we think it is.

>>5741187
this one is wild. no bright facade, no illusion of choice, just spam-click a random number generator until you lose all your money.

>>5738846
>Bossmanjack Thread
you people pick some weird ass dicks to suck. who the hell is "bossmanjack"?

>>5741775
Gee idunno, if only there were a thread full of videos and replies about the guy you could look at for context.

Who's bankrolling his ass?

>>5741704
Dude why abuse him like that bro?

>>5741875
The website people themselves sponsored him to stream, dude.

>>5738846
>>5738851
>>5738856
He needs to be euthanized. 100% serious, it's inhumane to allow a man to live like this.

>>5741713
Can't he legally disown him so he doesn't have to deal with his bullshit?

>>5741875
It used to be a combination of being paid by the casinos and begging from viewers but now it's mostly just the latter.

>fags arguing about muh ethics in laughing at a classic Internet nutcase ITT
wow this website really got gayer over the years. I bet there are posters here who are too young to remember Pixyteri

>>5738846
Just remember at one point this guy was earning just over $500000 a year from a gambling site paying him to stream him betting on their site
Now he's in jail
Again

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>>5738846
I love watching bossmanjack lose a shit load of money in the same way I like a good rekt thread. It's like a car accident I just can't look away from

>>5742164
>mp4
What

>>5742166
These are confusing times my friend
>>5739564

>>5741975
>>5741875
Also sometimes viewers send him money. They know what's going to happen to it but it's worth it to see another mental breakdown. You can actually see the difference in how stressed out he gets when he's using his own money and when he's using the money Stake "gives" him that he can only use on the streams anyway.
>>5741974
The twitch mod hadn't been watching the stream until right before he made that remark about the door and didn't really know who bossmanjack was.

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>>5741798
For context, before this he called his crack dealer to order some crack. Then he lost money and called to cancel. Then he won like $1000 and called his crack dealer again to say the deal was back on. In that video he lost it all but forgot to cancel the order.

>>5742375
fascinating behavior kek. he thinks the casino owes him wins and he can't comprehend that he's not required to max bet and triple chuck it every 10 minutes.
if this guy had an ounce of self control he could have made it big. at some point they were giving him good money to play, all he had to do was keep a small % for himself. instead, he put everything on the originals, then begged from his viewers and put everything on the originals again.

every time I feel like putting a few hundred in these casions i remember the tale of BossmanJack and how tens of thousands of dollars disappear in the blink of an eye
>watching his stream
>has over 50K in winnings
>go take a piss
>return
>0

>>5742375
I understand the loss reactions more knowing his winnings are spent on crack.
I wonder how much money he's spent on replacement headphones and keyboards.

>>5742384
he doesn't think anything, he's not his own master

>>5741165
he asks why he kept going, but not why he's still going

>>5741773
america must be like a strange prison colony, at the mercy of these companies and architects

>>5741187
the worse his mood gets the faster he clicks

>>5741974
Because he's a ratatouille rat

Bossman is getting out with a bail. He can't keep getting away with it

>>5739368
These online games need one simple regulation, to display the amount of money you've gained or lost in a session and the total amount of money you've gained or lost over you're entire history of having an account. And both those numbers should be required to be visible at all times.

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>>5745628
Nahh, they just need to be purely government run. sub 100k salary people wouldn't have to pay taxes if we just let gamblers blow their paychecks on government gambling sites.

>>5742470
>le America bad
America isn't even the worst country for this. Australia is.

>>5742384
He's goes through casino sponsors quicker than shoes. He's already burned bridges with the reputable ones, now all he's left with is the sketchy ones. Fucking jail saga has deprived so much blatant rip off drug fueled kino.

>>5741773
At the bottom it even says Target multiplier- x2, Win Chance- 49.5%
I really am at a loss of words with this game. The others at least try to create some sort of illusion that you can win big. I just don't understand how people like this operate

>>5745685
Redpill me on Australian gambling

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>>5745773
The redpill would be something like...
The government allows, encourages, and even runs systems of it's own which pray on the biological weakness to addiction that comes from gambling.
They use gambling as a way to siphon money away from poor people to gain more and more control over them.
People are both too poor and too gamble-addicted to fight back against the government, and so the government is able to become more totalitarian.
Obviously gambling is one of the many tools governments use to gain power like this.
If you just take away a population's money and power, they revolt.
But if you do it slowly and systematically like with gambling or drugs, they remain distracted.

That would basically be the redpill, and Australians are the biggest gamblers in the world.
>but it's just stupid people losing their money
Yeah, but stupid people make up 90% of any population.

>>5741187
Its funny only took 2 minutes from "im a comeback king" to "this is so fucking sad"

>>5745628
No. Gambling is a scheme to redistribute wealth from morons to smart people and I like it this way.

>>5741165
About fucking time

>>5746831
lmao someone made a voice model of that guy. doesnt catch his nerd inflections though

>>5748536
Number fifteeen

>I'mma fuck a guy, dude
>I'mma fuck a guy, dude
>I'mma fuck a guy, dude
>I'mma fuck a guy, dude

>>5741602
>'why don't you simply stop being addicted?'

are you for real

>>5741713
His dad could kick him out and just call the local sheriff's office and they'll send an officer to make sure he packs his shit and leaves but they're weapons-grade enablers so they'll just keep doing this until he winds up dead or doing a 5 year bid in prison.
His mom literally drove him to his crack dealer at least once.

>>5749001
>His mom literally drove him to his crack dealer at least once.
kek this was kino. he was so happy with mom driving her big boy for a big bufford, nuggies and some quality crack.

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I'll post some, hopefully not dupes

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Context: He was kicked out of Court appointed rehab for being a paranoid crack head, with only 3 days left out of his 30-day stay. He ran back home to where he got his Domestic Abuse charge from (smacking around his parents) and awaited the cops to take him back to jail.
He said he was clean at this point of the stream but nobody believes it

Gambling addicts are the lowest fucking lifeforms. They can't be saved.

>>5741371
If you don't think this is fascinating I don't know what to tell you. This guy is made of the same stuff as any of us, it could happen to you or someone you love.
You're basically taking a course in human psychology watching this vid. What feeling you derive varies based on the person I guess

>>5746831
This shit is gold.

>finally gets a door
>gets put away for 5 months
SO FUCKING RIGGED BRO

>>5750249
I agree. You don't really understand how low it can really get until you peer into the dregs. It gives you perspective.

I'll admit though, I do laugh when this guy flips out.

>>5741371
He's funny because he gets mad, breaks stuff, goes on schizo rants, and is functionally retarded. To the point where he is incapable of learning how to do anything but smoke crack and lose his money. He is one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen.

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>>5738846
WTF? IS THAT REAL?

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>>5749001
>His mom literally drove him to his crack dealer at least once.

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Okay boys the latest news are as follows:
>After being released on bond and sent to rehab(real rehab now, not the """rehab""" he went to last time) by the court, Austin was detained again 1 day after release.
>The Commonwealth of Virginia has violated Austin on his Felony Probation from 2015. He now officially has 5 years of prison time over his head. The warrant appears to be for 12/9/2024 but Austin is already back in custody.
>As a reminder, this is the sentencing from that 2015 felony conviction where Austin had almost 20 felony charges and they plea dealed him down to just 2. He was 13 months away from being clear of this when he committed the drug possession/domestic violence.
Remember that time 10 years he got busted and got 5 year suspended sentence which resulted in 10yr probation? The court remembers

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>>5751865
>five years in prison
>couldn't make it a month in a rehab center without pissing everyone off
atleast his love quest is finally over

>>5751873
Need to bear in mind that people were probably really chill and non-threatening in that rehab. Austin's tough guy act only goes up to his parents and people on the other end of the screen. I doubt he'll be the uppity wigger we all know and love in actual prison with people doing time for murders.
He's a pussy

>>5751873
>how can we help you?

>>5751865
Guys like him and Daniel Larson are really shining examples of just how much shit you have to do and keep on doing before you actually end up in prison these days. At least you can invoke freedom of association and try to get away from them since they're thought to be of colors other than colors of color.

>>5751865
I hope with the lack of cocaine to suppress his appetite he develops his father's gunt like nature intended.

>>5752531
Suppress his appetite? He was chowing down on slop and snacks constantly.

>>5752675
When on crack binges he'd go days without sleeping and eating, only when he was somewhat sober did he eat tons, and that was usually when he didn't have much if any money to pay his dealer. He actually gained a noticeable amount of weight when in jail the first time for a week because he was forced to be sober. Then in rehab he ate so much he threw up multiple times. Crack keeps his fatass genetics in check, he's gonna balloon after five years.

>>5741698
Yeah but then why even gamble with big money in the first place? Why not exclusively play either small time or even do virtual gambling or some shit
Clearly money has to be some aspect of it, there's a reason someone would bet 20k on dice in the first place

>>5755529
Because his brain is broken and he wants to see big numbers.

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Surprised this one hasn't been posted yet. Watching it hurt my fuckin' insides.

>>5755650
I'm going to miss the rage tongue.

>>5755529
because it's not about the numbers, it's about the numbers relative to his current net worth
if he has 100k in his wallet, 20k is nothing to him. if he has 100$, 50$ loss makes him cry and threaten suicide if chat doesn't send some juicers his way asap.
>Clearly money has to be some aspect of it
the rush. he's addicted to the rush of chemicals his brain gets when he presses the button. and the rush is equally strong on wins and losses, which is why he's addicted to losing as well as to winning.

you also need to know money is worthless to Bossman, it means nothing, it serves no purpose other than drugs and gamba and has no value beyond numbers on a screen. if he has enough to buy drugs from his guy(his guy accepts crypto lol) and to gamble for a few hours, he's golden. he's covered on every other front - roof over his head, food, smokes, everything. he doesn't need money for anything other than drugs and gambling.

>there's a reason someone would bet 20k on dice in the first place
these are the reasons - his addiction to gambling, the fact that he doesn't value money because he's never had to work for it and he only needs money for gamba and crack. for the regular person $20k could go a long way because you'd need it for shit like bills, investment, renovation etc etc. he needs it for gamba and it doesn't matter if it's $100,000 or $100, the rush he gets from losing 60% is equal. It's arguably stronger at $100 because he can't go any lower on the bets.

>>5756047
>his guy accepts crypto lol
He doesn't, actually. But he does accept paypal. That's why he always begged for someone to buy his crypto when he was up.

>>5756110
I thought he begged because he didn't have CEX account and he couldn't cash out because he also didn't have a valid ID?

>>5755529
There's no rush without stakes. It's like walking across a balance beam that's 2 feet off the ground vs 200 feet off the ground. Technically it's the same damn thing, but doing the less dangerous beam isn't nearly as exciting. You won't get that rush without taking bigger risks.

The fact that the system never forced him into proper rehab, but instead let him make his own decisions (despite him very obviously being utterly incapable of this - the gambling addiction alone should be evidence of completely fried dopamine receptors and an utter lack of rational decision-making, let alone the crack and antisocial behavior) until he's about to go to actual jail on a technicality, is honestly a major failure
He doesn't need to be in prison, he needs to be in a straightjacket and/or under some kind of heavy supervision, is all. I don't know if his psyche can be fixed, but if not he can at least be prevented from harming himself.

Regardless of whether you view prison as punitive or precautionary, it's useless to him - he's incapable of rational decision-making so punishment means nothing to him, and (correct me if I'm wrong) he's mainly a threat to the contents of his own room, so it's not like he needs to be locked up to protect society or whatever.

>>5741704
Evil Eddy belongs in prison for this.

>>5748672
one plus to him being a few years inside, he'll pick up the perfect skill to extract juice once the homeless arc starts

i miss this crackhead so much bros.... i guess it's true what they say, the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

>>5748536
lmao do you have a link for it?

>>5748650
The way he rages at inanimate objects, to his own personal detriment, makes a strong case for euthanizing this man.

>>5746831
this got me so good, im cryin

>>5750249
People like this are fascinating but it just feels gross to watch it. A mixture of second-hand embarrassment and knowing you could also fall down that hole if you don't tread carefully is probably why I personally don't enjoy it.

>>5741798
You can bet on a fucking coinflip? Why in god's name would you ever want to do that? At least with the slots you can be confused with all the spinning and shit, but with a coinflip it doesn't have the same smoke and mirrors

>>5758633
When you're at end stage gambling addiction, you just want the instant win/loss and coin flip is simply the quickest way of achieving that.

>>5758633
the best thing about the coinflip, and the reason it was his favorite thing ever, is that it lets you double or nothing your bet into oblivion.
>congrats, wanna 2x that bitch or are you a pussy?
this "game" has printed more money than the GDP of some nations.

>>5758633
It's kind of like how drug addicts go from doing coke at parties or out with friends, to buying it and doing it on weekends, to having to do it every single day just to get out of bed.

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>>5758498
his inability to procreate is his only positive attribute

>>5758633
They have a literal random number generator that you can gamble on. You just press the button and it spits out a number to determine if you win.

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>>5757724
I hope ratdad has that glass jaw ready for a third domestic

>>5759780
He could theoretically do the martingale strategy, as in double his bet each time he loses in order to recoup losses. But that assumes an infinite amount of money and an infinite bet size, both of which are unfeasible obviously.

>>5752675
>>5752798
He used to be really chuncky in his teen years. his brother is also fat.

>>5741689
>you could tell by the jaw movement
And the butane soot on his fingers

>>5748920
coombrain logic

>>5759869
>trying to ruin my life
You have done that yourself.

>>5761132
>implying Evil Eddie doesn't flip the switch when Bossman is up fat
Fucking rat trying to make him feel some type of way.

>>5761172
>Button that essentially lets you give them $4,000 a second.
I'm hard pushed to think of another industry that's able to milk their customers so hard. That's like a luxury yacht an hour.

>>5761333
If you're getting $4000 in a second, you're too far down the gamba pipeline to withdraw and buy a yacht.

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i fucking love gambling addicts

>>5745998
>He bought?

>>5761637
>Not stopping or skipping on 7
Has this retard never watched Card Sharks? Or even just used common sense?

>>5762638
He's a gambling addict.

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>>5762638
>number got bigger
>press button for bigger number
>happy austin

>>5762779
I don't think I do enough drugs to know why he'd get mad at someone for saying 60 a few times.

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I really hope he kept his hair long in jail. Makes him look even more cracked out

>>5764976
>there's ratatouille rats in my state
I do not like that.

>>5766545
I miss him so much.

>>5764976
that is a pretty shit thing to do, but really, fucking trolls man. you can't even take it seriously, I mean how can you, right?
>masshole
kek

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>stuck in jail over christmas and new years
>FUCK this is so wrong DUDE
>I'm GONNA fucking, DUDE
>Imma FUCKADUDE under the mistletoe

>>5762779
kek what happens here?

>>5741371
>BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT
im getting extremely sick about this
fuck off

>>5742158
>laughing at a mentally ill woman is more hardcore than laughing at a crack/gambling addict
ok grandpa
the novelty that gambling has reached a point where sites let you bet on just random number generators is more interesting than autist#5152325 with an anime fixation

>>5766545
"i deserve nothing, dude"
he's right
but his parents keep him living there, it seems inhumane
if he were in a worse scenario maybe he'd learn some fucking independence, how to take care of himself, and from there some self-worth
i'm sure it's a nightmare for his parents too, but god damn man

>>5759869
>I hope ratdad has that glass jaw ready for a third domestic
that's some crazy writing lol

>>5745683
holy fuck, i wanna know who designed that machine

>>5750230
this looks like a different room than the usual one, what gives?

>>5749016
>>5751574
jesus

>>5755650
me in 5 years

>>5767910
Same room, just used a different camera angle when he got his new PC

>>5741023
they should gamble in clasrooms

>>5767923
ah ty

>>5741014
>0:57 - $26,000
>1:57 - $1000
>1:59 - less than $1000
can you flush that many $100 dollar bills down the toilet in 60 seconds? that's ~250 bills. I'm not sure you can flush them in a minute. Can't happen if they're all straight, you'll have to smash them into small pieces and even then I'm not sure they fit in a single flush. Second flush would take like 20-30 seconds for the toilet to recharge and I'm not sure it's doable.
Is it?

>>5741982
stfu faggot I bet bossman fucked your mom DTPN

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FREE BOSSMANJACK
KILL EVIL EDDIE THE RIGGER NIGGER

>>5741124
Based, I'd been looking for this one

>>5768188
bossman, euthanasia would be a merciful for you

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>>5768196

>>5767825
How is that bait you stupid fuck

>>5758633
>At least with the slots you can be confused with all the spinning and shit, but with a coinflip it doesn't have the same smoke and mirrors
Same thing you can argue with all of these digital gambling games
At least in real life gambling, you can argue it's "fair" since you can see the dealer drawing cards randomly or the mechanical spinning wheel.
That slight suspension of disbelief is lost completely with vidya game versions. You're literally just playing a game where everything, from the UI to visual to how the game is run, is controlled 100% by the house.

>>5751574
This makes me feel some weird ass feels
Like I would say it's pity, but he really doesn't deserve any at this point. Guess just sad to see how normal it can seem to be so low.

>>5767848
me

>>5755650
thanks for posting ive been looking for this one

>>5749874
>and nobody's cryiiiiing...
>but meeeeeeeeeuuooooonhhh.
kekt

>>5750820
it... it wasn't... real?

>>5741371
No you don't have to pray, it just happens by itself.

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>>5769702

>>5748920
Oh please spare me the fucking moralfagging over this guy of all people. If you only knew how many chances he's been gifted and how lucky he is. He is not a person that wants to change his ways. He takes zero steps toward improvement, in fact he actively tries to sabatoge his own recovery. And that's not even mentioning how awful he treats his parents. I see no reason why he deserves any sympathy. If you can't make fun of BMJ then you can't make fun of anyone I guess.

>>5770069
His brain is fried, he'll be in and out of jail for the rest of his life.

>>5769026
my deepest respect to you sir

>>5751865
wait, how old is he anyway?

>>5770219
29

>>5768998
>Guess just sad to see how normal it can seem to be so low.
that is the worst, yeah
spiritual lowness in a high place, or something like that
there should be a word that encapsulates it properly

>>5770220
oh ty, i assumed he was younger for some reason

>>5770222
Everyone does. He still gets carded when he tries to buy cigarettes.

>>5770224
lol
>>5770222
his face looks 42 how did you assume younger

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>>5769703
This is from the same stream. Really horrible mindset to have considering where he is now. If they glue a wig to his head in there it's over.

>>5755650
that recliner in the back looks nice

>>5770454
he seems like a normal person sometimes, actually a lot of the time, underneath all the behaviors
makes you wonder what happened

>>5770474
Crack

>>5770474
crack, sheltered upbringing due to enabling mother, daddy issues, inferiority complex around his complete opposite sibling, and orbiting around niggers

>>5770475
>>5770481
damn

The best thing he could do would be stop gambling and get off the internet

>>5770705
That's gay. He's doing that now and there's no content.

>>5741124
Is that a human shaped hole is his door. Lol

>>5770817
yeah lol it was like a looney toons cartoon cutout
>>5770705
his brain is fried from the long-term hard drugs abuse. the hardcore gambling in the last years only increased the drugs abuse and fried his brain even more.
he has no will of his own, no dreams or aspirations. there's nothing else for him to do because the only driving force in his life are his addictions

>>5771014
how does one acquire driving force

>>5771032
either through consistence, persistence and positive thinking or crack cocaine but it takes a bit of persistence too before it becomes the sole purpose of one's life

>>5768188
Some people deserve to die, anon.

>>5741371
He has an addictive personality but it can manifest with anything. From videogames, drugs, gambling or even sex.

It is what it is, man.

>>5771423
He's a gambling addict with anger issues and effectively infinite money.

>>5771429
>and effectively infinite money

what, really?

I am jelly, man.

>>5771437
Don't be, he only gets money BECAUSE he gives back every cent he gets his hands on. He's had plenty of gambling sponsorships where he'd get thousands of dollars a day, but he has the potential to lose it all in seconds.

>>5771439
I wonder if that's all taxable income or if only what he actually bothers to withdraw and doesn't immediately spend gambling is what's taxable.

>>5771439
>>5771556
Man, real gambling problems look like pain in the ass. Just like being a real alcoholic.

>>5742470
>>5745685
Being a slave of the jews is worst than being a coconut nigger in a third world country, man.

At least the coconut nigger is free and happy.

>>5758633
I wonder if he ever bet his bussy for money.

>>5771041
persistence with crack lol
ty

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>>5738846

I legitimately don't know how you get addicted to gambling. Every time I do it I just lose $20 and feel like a retard.

>>5768189
>literally just a button that says "No" at you and takes your money
Grim. I can't imagine someone being so far gone that even something like that seems like a fun time.

>>5772250
is this reefer madness?

>>5774729
A portion of gamblers (and addicts in general) use their addiction as an escape from the problem in their life they can't solve. It's like a painkiller. It helps you to cope with the problem by distracting you from it but doesn't actually solve the problem that is causing them pain.

>>5774801
He wasn't always obsessed with those games, which was the fun part of watching his evolution. You could see in real time how obsessed he became with winning and losing money at incredible speed.

>>5774729
You've never won

>>5749879
lmao wtf, what a creepy gif

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>>5776925

>>5774801
its an edit the real video is just the coin flip game. If you watch his balance in the top center you can see it doesn't reflect the Yes's and No's.

Kek so which one of you guys is the dude from Massachusetts

>>5751574
didn't realize he was from Virginia...
t. Virginian

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one of my favorites, his schizo bits were always the best

>>5779626
such an inferiority complex lol

>>5779626
Anyone got the clip where he thinks he has "hand cancer" due to pipe resin caking his hands, essentially admitting he has to be forced to shower and if left alone long enough in filth he thinks he's dying. He even went as far to waste an oncologist's time.

>>5780727
He didn't even go to see one. He got paranoid in the waiting room and went home.

>>5745998
Never understood what stops these people from buying and holding for a while. It's all going up long term, why make a fucking casino out of it?

Free my man bossmanjack.

>>5751574
God damn, this is real rock bottom

>>5743439
i was kind of hoping he would appear from behind that gray towel covering the hole in the wall at some point

>>5751574
Living the dream

>>5745693
>reputable ones

Basedmanjack Wiki when?

>>5784611
He doesn't do enough to warrant one.

>>5784612
Not until he's homeless and the public's problem.

>>5739400
And a crackhead, and a abuser of his elderly parents, and a scammer.

>>5785190
What a cool guy

>>5739400
Bossman is the best lolcow. No gay lore or drama, he just gambles. And when he gables, he gets mad and breaks shit. And he did it every single day. He had the perfect set of circumstances to be a degenerate gambler; no bills, a roof over his head, and casinos and viewers giving him money to burn at an increasing rate. Add crack into the mix and you get a bunch of funny instances of paranoia.

>>5779626
kek can you guys post some more instances where he loses his shit over something chat said?
I know there are lots and lots of times where he thought chat was
>tryna make me feel some kinda way bro???
and either ends the stream or goes on a beautiful rant
pls post them bros

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>>5785362
All my favorite schizo moments are big files because they go on for several minutes and this shitty site only allows 6mb uploads.

>>5785371
lol thanks mate
guess I'll just have to sift through the thread on the farms. it's just so fucking long damn it

>>5785389
https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Clips/

>>5785390
fuck that's impressive lol thanks

>>5755650
I lost 20k crypto gambling. I feel his pain, dude has some shit going on and that hit is the only cope he has. Realized I was doing it because my gf was abusive to the point where I was anxious even when she was not around and it was my only cope.
Hard to love yourself when you keep reminding yourself with your actions how shit you are.

>>5766545
Game is rigged bro. It is not 50/50.

He's going to get his ass fucked in prison.

>>5785977
It is 50/50, but you don't win 2x your money.

>>5785977
>on loss you lose 100% of your bet
>on win you win 98% of your bet
it doesn't need to be any more rigged than that. it needs to be 50/50 exactly and the casino always wins. add to that the "double or nothing" prompt after every win and you've got degenerates chasing 20x gains and they definitely lose all the fucking time. this coin has probably printed billions.
>>5785972
i was close to signing up for one of these crypto casinos. was thinking maybe beginners luck hits me and I win big and never play again but I don't wanna risk it. used to gable a lot a few years ago and could barely stop. can't trust myself that I'll stop before losing it all

>>5785972
>dude has some shit going on
he's a crackhead that has beat his parents and brother on multiple occasions
wrong place to put your sympathies, my friend

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>>5785980
He managed to turn an entire lax rehab center against him within three weeks, that retard won't last three days in prison before being found hanging in the laundry room by his own clothes in knots.

>>5741124
OH FUCK IM CRYING

>>5746831
fucking Josh bursting into laughter at the end got me

>>5762779
Can anyone explain what's happening here?

>>5787202
Crack
But also, he was very selective about who was allowed to "win" a giveaway. You had to be someone with a good chat history of ball-licking, so he could trust you to give back the money after he lost the rest of his.
He would do giveaways to use for guilt and as leverage, "Bro, I give so much to my community and now I have nothing, dude. Nobody ever helps me, my community sucks." But most of the time, he'd lose the rest of his money right away and either forget about the giveaway entirely until he has nothing. At which point, asking about the giveaway would get you banned.

>>5751873
>Online gambling site
>"dude it's so rigged"
No fucking way dude, for real? I can't believe it... Big gambling would never do this to us...

>>5787473
they aren't actually rigged, they don't need to be because people like him will win 100k and then funnel it all back in
the average gambler does not know when to cut their losses or how to gamble responsibly, but it can be done
t. currently up 4k on a gambling site

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>>5787490
>My luck is better because I gamble slower
>I will beat the house
Holy shit lmao, it should be mandatory for all schools to teach a mandatory class on statistics. PLEASE quit while you're ahead, you will NOT be up forever.

>>5787502
I am LITERALLY beating the house man
I only play with $50 at a time and I'm up over $4000 while having only deposited like $500 over time?

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>>5787598
I promise I am saying this with your best interests in mind, you either have a fundamental misunderstanding of how casinos operate and make their money, a fundamental misunderstanding of statistics, or both. In order for ANY casino game to be profitable for the house (and trust me, they're making sure EVERY game is profitable for them, casinos are not in the business of making dreams come true) they make sure EVERY game has AT LEAST SLIGHTLY under 50% return on investment for the player, because if the odds were a set 50/50 then the casino would break even, especially in games of pure chance but this runs for """skill""" based games too. This is not a well-kept secret or conspiracy theory, this is very well known and you can find this out with any amount of research. These games all have a probability of paying out, all being AT LEAST JUST under 50% to keep the player hooked for as long as possible. The way statistics in these cases work is that there is a probability, and deviation. Lets say for coinflips, the probability is 50%, but the deviation can be quite high. If you flip ONE coin then even though it's a 50/50 chance, you will always be deviated by the full 50% because you will ALWAYS have landed 100% of one or the other. You can see in the charts in picrel that the more you flip the smaller that deviation is getting, higher sample size (more flips) means that it will slowly draw closer to 50%. That's what's happening to you right now, the more you play the smaller the deviation is and the less likely you are to be as far above the average as you are now. The problem with that is that the average isn't 50/50 for casino games, it's UNDER 50/50, they are systematically set up in a way to make "beating the house" seem realistic, when actually the more you get hooked and dump more money in the closer you are getting to losing money. The only way to really beat the house here is to quit while you're ahead, do not put any more money in.

>>5787706
I only play slots and blackjack thoughbeit
to stop shitposting though, I don't actually plan on gambling long-term but I'm not going to quit while I'm making money
my first win had me up 1200 and I decided I was gonna quit if I lost that 200 and walk away at +1000
but then I won again and went 2000~, did the same thing and decided I'd walk away if I lost the excess above 2000 and leave at +2000
but then I won again and now I'm at like +4300
if I lose that 300 then I'm quitting at +4k but if I win again I'm gonna keep doing this

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ten years ago where it all began
i like to think it was austin that ate it in that ditch