Post robots
>>5761455Cool
>>5761199>Ai robot *incorrectly* reacted to its nose being touchedCorrect response: Audible boop
>>5761205Ground Zero: Robot begins making Skynet a reality
>>5764379>nanomachines are real now
>>5761203not a robot
>>5761211these will only work in non-black, non-spic neighborhoods
>>5764467>would you try itbetter than jamarcus spitting in my food because I'm White
>>5764661Your robot's not going to be able to do much more than that if you give it a make-up mirror for a head
>>5761455Can't wait to get run down by one of these things
>>5764456Most terrifying yet, congrats
>>5764454Don't bother. The chinese put a premium on advertising their fake crap. No matter how much they get called out...
>>5764379>Now kiss!
>>5764388Could be faster if it didn't have to correct for overshoot on every rotation.
>>5764456I'd be amazed if it can fly for over 2 minutes. Tiny props, heavy design, and lots of motors.
>>5764471Exactly
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>>5761205Boston Dynamics really did a good job
>>5764464impressive. now let's see it do something commercially viable.
>>5767303anon gun to your head and your life will end soon unless your robot can itch my gymnastics interest
>>5764456Manhacks if they real
>>5763461Beautiful. Truly, this is the future of robotics,
>>5761212Why do Japanese companies keep working on static gait dead ends?
>>5761926The company making that robot went under and all the ones they sold stopped working.
>>5767813Skynet will spare this one.
>>5768401So they can one day make a robot that does the robot (dance) very well.
>>5765234lmao wtf bro, I thought you were joking cause that obviously looks like cosplay but then they're actually using her for the demo here>>5761917>>5764379Not a robot either
>>5767241me ordering a mcdonalds menu one fry at a time
>>5764661This is being played in reverse.
>>5764462Now let's see it drive
>>5768401that's what i'm wonderingi guess they want their country to appear cool, to try to fix their economy, or something
>>5770448Only thing that's fixing that is setting aside some time for families to form. The globohomos are gonna force a bunch of foreigners on them if they don't crank out some babies soon.
>LE ROBOTSRobots will never be concscious you stupid fucks
>>5770456Mark my words. They're gonna make a convincing falsehood of consciousness and the masses will treat it better than real life.
>>5770455i think "niggas in japan" is coming soon, sadlynot the worst that could happen, i guessgood luck to them
>>5770455>The globohomos are gonna force a bunch of foreigners on them if they don't crank out some babies soon.good thing we can count on the globohomos to put countries on nig life support instead of letting them collapse & rebirth organically
>>5770472>life supportDetroit is telling me another story.
>>5768403Looks, behaves and sounds like woke garbage. Good riddance.
I need rubutts
Good to see boston dynamics still the leading influence behind robotics
>>5768628RULES OF NATURE
>>5761209cool
>>5764453Rotoscoped CGI, were you trying to trick me? Post robots.
>>5761197I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS
What year should we expect robot gf/bfs? If I'm 20 now will I live to see and even buy one?
>>5779042>I FUCKING LOVE ROB-ACK
>>5764448Robo Slav!
>>5764448Animatronics like this have existed for decades already. Why is it suddenly becoming some "dude androids" thing on social media?
>>5763461>ENGANGE HOTDOG INSERTION
>>5779170>>5779171>>5779172Never fail to make me lolThe natural evolution of the meme image about training an ai android soldier to get ptsd 4000% more quickly than a normal man.
>>5767693you got any of them pixels?
>>5779170>>5779171>>5779172hear me out, human shaped drone so that the factory worker can work from home.heh? mmh? is it a good idea or is it a good idea?
>>5779620You think Shecklestein is going to let you stay home while he pays to maintain all that equipment?
>>5779169fake as fock
>>5779972It's fookin real ye daft wankah!
>>5779963the whole point of automatisation is cheap cost saving, sure your completely automated mcdonald may cost you a bit of cash during installation and programation but it repays itself compared to a human employee.
>>5761199That kinda looks like George Droyd.. the future is stranger than memes
>>5761203Thottbot
>>5761209Kinda lame even in world of warcraft there is a ai voice addon that sunds near human. They need to get that model. Make the lip sync and put a boston dynamic body on it and were there
>>576466100:13 damn though i spotted jeet coding for a second
>>5779170NEET hackers have turned wagebot to the good side
>>5780296He suggested a remotely controlled bot so that the worker wouldn't need to leave home to work.
