drivers
>>5771323lol woman moment
>>5771129taran proststupid peasant
>>5771599People are going to think this sort of thing is AI now, rather than being an actual case of entirely novel fuckup.
>>5771133the fuck he's doing holy shit is he drunk?
>>5771812How dare you say that about a proud H1B doctor helping America!!!!
>>5771812He was
>>5771599heheh
>>5771599imagine the smell
>>5771599wtf is wrong with that?
>>5771567Hah! Cuck crash lights immediately.
>>5772918I am actually disappointed they didn't pull this retardation off.
>>5772325That's clearly not America you fucking retard
>>5773062Those are the top 0.01%.
>>5771702The license plate doesn't fuck up once. Currently that's basically impossible for an algorythm not to screw up
>>5772922Those come on automatically after a severe G event nowadays
>>5772963
>>5773138>AH HEE DEAHH'lmao
>>5773145If that was my kid he would wish that the truck had hit him after the ass beating he would have received from me. Fucking retarded even by child logic.
>>5772814Future world champion for sure.
>>5771133>retarded drunk brit and brazilian twatsurreal feeling of listening portuguese outside the shithole that Brazil is.
>>5772390>fully loaded slav shitbox with marshmalllow suspension>hurrr lets fuck around in itamazing nobody died desu
>>5773219I know owner/operators who saw the Volvo self stop media and sold their rig to upgrade immediately. When you own a trucking company your insurance is a massive chunk of your overhead, anything you can show the insurance provider that makes your operation safer is money in the bank.The EU regulated that every truck of certain size/axles/weight/etc. have an emergency slowing (wasn't mandatory to completely stop) about a decade ago. All manufacturers simply complied, Volvo Penta drank the fucking coolaid. I've done work in the plant that manufactures the Australian globetrotter units and they give the production line insane creature comforts and leniency as long as the finished product is 100% the best product possible. Literally if you own a trucking company, big or small, run your core fleet as Volvo or find out.
>>5773580No one asked, faggot.
>>5772918
>>5773580Scania is better. Get fucked
>>5772748I like how even the driver at the front caught on
>>5772925retards never disappoint
>>5772814>>5773221>See you can achieve your dreams!>You just need to realize them before you hit puberty and have affluent family members to bankroll it
>>5773259I mean, there is another country that speaks portuguese. The name slips out of my mind...
>>5774070I believe is Congo, anyway. I meant Brazilian Portuguese, the dude in the webm is clearly a brazilian.
>>5771323Those cars were also going to fast, though.I'm assuming this is somewhere down south? In areas where it snows a lot, the roads would typically be plowed.
>>5771567It’s almost like there’s something really fucking heavy under the hood to pull the front end down.
>>5771599How cute, he probably smells my car on me.
>>5774274>Those cars were also going to fast, though.They were not.>I'm assuming this is somewhere down south? In areas where it snows a lot, the roads would typically be plowed.You are very sheltered. You can't magically plow all snowfall to prevent any accumulation.
>>5774339This truck is just two years old.
>>5774341>They were notYes they were, dipshit in the toyota didn't have her lights on and pulled out when she shouldn't have, dipshits in the road were driving too fast, and the dipshits in city hall should have had that road plowed.
>>5773580Based
>>5771131I like how she's still flooring it as hard as possible to accidentally kill herself but physics just won't let her.
>>5774341>>5774472Thats like saying if you pull out in front of someone on a highway they were going too fast.Heres an idea. Just wait till it is clear if you do not have right of way.
>>5774509superior_aryan_genetics.webm
>>5771134>I didn't see itI believe him. I got caught like that once, the driver only noticed because of the noise.
>>5774521>jew.
>>5773990Wow buying a car must make you affluent. What shit hole country do you come from
>>5774531Generally people who own a competitive car that they can afford to race and a racing simulator that's basically a replica of the car in question are pretty affluent yes.
>>5773145Dumbass middle school kids where I live caused a car accident, and a separate instance on there was a tire screech. Basically refusing to wait 30 seconds for cars to cross.Squirrel mentality.
>>5773580I asked, good read, thanks Anon!
>>5774537A 2022 Audi A3 used is ~$20K online. A 2016 used one goes for $13K.A decent full sized racing simulator seat compartment is $900. A racing steering wheel/pedal from Logitec goes for $200. These are all American prices. In China these prices could be 1/3 to 1/5th. You're extremely poor if you cant even afford these.
>>5774557race cars are not comparable to road car prices, they require a lot more work and money to be race-compliant
>>5774521rusty truck frame
>>5774455chevy in the salt belt usa
>>5773145>>5773219Don't disagree, but decent instinct on the kid though
>>5773505BASED Fuck litterbugs
>>5774557>I've never been racing not once therefore I'm competant to speak about itRacing is incedibly expensive. I used to race SCCA Spec Miata, about as cheap as it gets, and you're looking $100k+ to start (car, basic shop, tow rig) and $1-2k a race weekend, assuming you don't wreckI expect rally would be at least double that for the lowest classesImagine launching your kid into a half-million dollar hobby lolRacing is the fastest way of turning money into noise.But you can make a small fortune racing, provided you start with a large one.
>>5773580>Volvo Penta drank the fucking coolaidI don't think you know what that means.
>>5774524>The Hebrew Squad on their way to prevent Hitler's time-traveling shenanigans.
>>5774669Drinking the Coolaid usually means they are True Believers, and since Volvo seems to make the utmost safest product possible, I guess they drank the safety coolaid. Anon used it correctly, and not only are you a pedant, but a fucking idiot as well. You and I both know that your father will never be proud of you.
>>5774674Drinking the "Coolaid" means wilfully ingesting poison. Did Volvo poison themselves by making a safe product?>You and I both know that your father will never be proud of youDon't project your insecurities on other people.
>>5774557>A brand new Audi just just $20k, what? nbg>You don't have $13k to just throw willy-nilly?>btw, did you know Professional-tier niche marketing brand new racing simulating arcade test-driving racing simulators cost as much as a PS5?>That's, like, NOTHING!Uh huh.
>>5774681They're kids. They have no idea what Kool-Aid is, let alone Hale-Bopp comet or Heaven's Gate.
>>5773503Love it, just beating his ass until the cops grab him.
>>5774599>decent instinct>running into the road in the first place>changing trajectories to one that is less likely to get him out of the situation alivenohorrendous fucking instincts
>>5774521at least they don't challenge trains to a game of chicken
>i love to dri-ACK
>>5774509>I can truck my own dick
>>5771129That is based>fucks up the car>fucks up the bridge>pisses of the babushka>floats away>refuses to elaborate
>>5774339Now dats propah orky, as gud a trukk as Iz evuh seen
>>5774274Pueblo, CO i think.
>>5773145the mom turns away and assumes the kid is dead
>>5774509>HOOLLY FUUUCK LOUIISS
>>5774620>Racing is incedibly expensiveNo it's not. My aunt and I do lawnmower racing, it's fun as hell and it's very cheap. Helmets and overalls were more expensive than our lawnmower. My aunt is 56 by the way and already won 6 titles.
>>5774818Well the engine was already done. Fucking thing was entirely submerged.
>>5771323>That one that passes through the middle unmolested#Blessed
>>5774339Did that fucking thing have an open gas tank behind the cabin? Is that what that was?More of a gas funnel I guess.
>>5774524Imagine trying to fight the insatiable urge to sideswiped that thing.
>>5774620and for all the money dumped into all 5 of these cars they would all be humiliated by any $2000.00 motorcycle larger than 600cc's.
>>5775176>reckless endangerment is funny guys!You need to be 18 and over to post here child.
>>5774339I always expect him to take a cheeky pull of the gasoline, just to catch a little buzz
>>5773930Hazards are on. They know eachother.
>>5775189You type like a fag.
>>5773209>THEYVE BLOCKED EVERYTHING OFF
>>5773152dont drive in the rainat nightat all
>>5774339steampunk kinghe understands mechanics and electrics better than any of us
>>5775211??
>>5773503this must happen all the time if he has a baton ready for beating ass
>>5775186>$2000.00 motorcycle >larger than 600cc'swutalso I would rather be less fast but more alive
>>5775401If you said "holy shit" to a pajeet his mouth would probably start watering.
>>5771567>>5774278I wonder if hard reversing in the air could level the car out like it does for dirt bikes
>>5771130great, both Asian and female, formula for the worst driver in the universe.
>>5775194that's water, the tube runs down to the leaky radiator, which the driver messes with near the end of the video
>>5772814thank god I can see the sòyboy at the bottom or the video wouldnt have made sense
>>5774278That's not how gravity works.
>>5775571The effect is still there, but the relative weight of the vehicle makes it less effective. It works for bikes because they've got 20-30lbs of rotating mass per wheel on a vehicle that's typically 300-500lbs with rider, around 10-20% of the total weight is controllable rotating mass. That car has 50-70lb wheels and weighs 4000-5000lbs, only around 4-7% of the weight is controllable rotating mass, proportionally there's far less inertia to work with. Look at Trophy Trucks, typically 5000-6500lbs loaded and they're running wheels that can weigh 100-130lbs dressed, so around 6-10% of the weight is controllable rotating mass. They can do a bit of mid-air corrections by stabbing at differential brakes to quickly slow the front or rear wheels. R/C cars get to take serious advantage of this, their power to weight ratios are insane and the combo of instant torque and high wheel speeds give them a lot of a mid-air control. Those made for off-road racing are often designed with this in mind, and there are even examples available now that attempt to automatically level themselves when they're in the air using this effect, pretty neat.
>>5772814remove the lower part of the video, and the audioand never post this again faggot
>>5771599rip big lenny
>>5772851This mf sounds like every anon on 4chan.
>>5773138"Somebody call 91!"
>>5775401I don't understand why people follow drivers like that. If I saw a truck driving like that, I'd just pull over and wait a few minutes to create a significant distance between us. I'm not going to be the idiot who is lit on fire, trying to get a good video.
>>5773108And you're the bottom 0.0001%
>>5775215Speak for yourself
>>5775215as you can see, just the basics aren't that complicated. going past that gets pretty nuts though. take some time and just learn how an engine works, it's useful and cool
>>5774521Notice how they're all laughing and amazed by it, instead of screaming and chimping out.
>>5773503I counted eight thwacks, pretty sure the fifth or sixth one broke his left wrist.kwab
>>5773145School bus stop at a highway?
>>5775790It happens. There was a highway stop on my schoolbus route when I was a kid. A Semi Truck plowed right into that shit one day.Also that looks like a regular bus, no hazard lights or anything.
>>5774817Going to Rome and actually being able to walk to places makes me hate it here in America.
>>5775005>the momThey're all kids dumbass.
>>5772390>Rolls over and slides on roof for 6 feet.>Fiestaware paint unafected.>Ivanm, Olexey and Igor flip it back with ease.>Empty liquor bottles rolling on the ground.>Lada barely affected.Slavs once again proving their master race status.
>>5776502>6 feetmore like 6 inches lol
>>5772390PERKELE!
>>5772963>nothing personnel, kid
>>5775407hitting a curb at 200+ in a done up shitbox ain't going to keep you any more alive than hitting one on supersport m8.
>>5775401I ndian drove like a fucking retard, yet he is not the biggest retard in that clip, because that would be the one driving on a cuckbike 15 feet behind him.
>>5776240Living in a 'walkable city' actually convinced me to conceal carry.
>>5774278take 2 stones let them dropnow glue the 2 stones together, do they drop faster now?Before you ask, the same argument works for density.
>>5773209Goddamn.
>>5773138>EMBER LENSEI love this one.
>>5775064is it really that bad if the engine takes a sip?Or could you replace the air filter and kinda let the motor run manually to pump the water out through the exhaust?
>>5771132>notmyproblem.webm
>>5777308As someone who was just fixing fuel system on simpler engine, even an invisible amount of water in fuel can fuck your shit up. I basically took it apart fiddle with it without no apparent change to me, put it back together and prayed I did something, and it worked.
>>5771599Awww good doggy
>>5777308How old is this video? I went through drift school recently and I was surprised that with modern cars the solution isn't to down shift, wheel counter spin and to step on it, you just have to slam the brakes until electronics bite down and straighten you.
>>5775571>>5775626That's how they control monster trucks. Notice the proportional differences in wheel size.
>>5777361>modern carsabs and traction control have been a thing for decades, broheim
>>5777361>I went through drift school recentlyStopped reading there. Drifting is gay and for fags
>>5773138black people can be pretty funny sometimesalso, it's interesting that these particular blacks are outdoors doing outdoor activities
>>5777299living in a walkable city only fat people i see here are tourists
>>5771132Fuck that car. And that one. And particularly this one.
>>5772325>>5771133it's in the uk. we are fucked, can't wait for the right wing death squads.
>>5773138amberlamps
>>5771130Daaaddddd !!!
>>5773217kek yeah. Nice reaction time for saying the line. That nigger is sober as fuck.
>>5774339I love watching these documentaries in Africa about busses and freight transport and shit. Totally wild.>driving a 98 mercedes station wagon>400k km on the clock>windshield is smashed, every other window is missing>gas tank is a plastic container in the trunk>carrying 1000 kilos of cargo tied to the roof and 3 families>driving on a mud road in the rainy season through bandit territory>2 mechanics also present along with the driver>3 week journey to make it to the next village 100km away
>>5775211>2:30 in the afternoon is night
>>5774706The Kool-aid cult was called Jonestown, it was in Guyana in the late seventies. Heavens gate ate applesauce with phenobarbital, and drank alcohol. Then they put plastic bags over their heads so they suffocated after they passed out.
>>5777403I live in Milwaukee so we have a walkable city AND fat people. Check mate everywhere else.
>>5775186You're not getting a 600cc bike for 2 grand that isn't older than dirt or sold as parts/ project
>>5773153>the reaction time on that male BoomerMF must've been a LRRP in 'Nam.>>5773503Love this one, every bus driver should do this.>>5774681>>5774706Jonestown, frens, and it was deliberately grape flavored drink, not KoolAid, because Fuck The Corporations, amirite? Jim Jones was a CIA operative that helped turn the hippy movement into a set of easily controlled psyops and splinters.
>>5771130she's getting better
>>5777503Worker was lucky that car wasn't over a couple of feet.
>>5777515he's a chinaman. he's always just a few feet away from starring in a liveleak video. This is just a normal everyday thing.
>>5777503Did he wipe?
>>5776240You know that you don't have to live in the libtastic shitholes, right?I live in a nice conservative area and it's a little slice of heaven. >Walkable cityYou mean every libtard's dream of a place where you can't leave and they control where and when you go? There is a reason the libshits are running screaming from their utopia's for conservative states. If only they could leave their failed politics behind.
>>5774341why are you defending thisits a fucking snow storm and she should have waited
>>5774339Based as fuck. These guys would be a dream to the Volvo R&D center if given the opportunity. Instead we get their violent and illiterate relatives shipped here by NGOs because fuck the first world. Brilliant people like this exist, and they're doing the best with what they've got.
>>5777616Phallic liberal brainrot. Not everyone needs to wipe the greasy toxic "impossible patty" play doh snot from their blown out chili ring each time they fart.Men should never even need to consider wiping. The effeminate nonsense with libs never ends does it?
>>5777425>Nigger>SoberI mean probably not but he seems likeable.
>>5774817>>5776240>AHHH NIGGERMAN HELP ME THERE'S TRAFFIC ON THE HGIHWAY AT RUSH HOUR AHHHHH WE NEED TO INSTALL WORLD COMMUNISM RIGHT NOW AND BURN DOWN ALL THE SINGLE FAMILY HOMES AND BAN CARS AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!
>>5775189>>reckless endangerment is funny guys!
>>5773209That has got to be the best pirate I've ever heard of.
>>5777475Facebook Marketplace in the winter is full of them. Especially shit that just needs little more than a battery, tires, and carb work.
>>5774706I love it when dipshits on the internet speak with authority about things they have no real knowledge of.Good job making an ass out of yourself.
>>5774620It's the best, it's number one, it's the best small sports car available. Mazda made so many of them that the price stayed low, so everyone can afford one, and it's the best.
>>5777964I can't tell if this is bait, brown, or a portrait of the deluded.
>>5774817what a beautiful tribute to Polandthank you America and God Bless
>>5777992>>5777992Yeah, I had a '97 with a nice turbo kit (230-250whp) + suspension. Just a joy to drive. I'd look forward to the drive to and from work, because I got to drive my little toy car =)
woman moment
>>5778357kek kot is afraid.
Can't post the entire thing here. This is the wildest Supra on unlimited autobahn. Scary shit.https://youtu.be/yvh2HYIyBAs?t=31
>>5773219you're so tough dude
>>5777428>ywn be a lorry drive in the middle of Africa and go on wild unpredictable rides across the savanna for money and fun
>>5775211that's the equivalent of a driving ban for most of England for most of the year
>>5777964so you want to take the one guy who can do anything remotely of use in the country and ship them somewhere where people are already queueing up for jobs?
>>5777496It was Fla-Vor-Aid to be exact
>>5771134Why are there so many brown people?
>>5777428Basically like driving a Model T in 1920s America.
>>5775626Thanks anon, appreciate the explanation, I never knew one could do that.
>>5777345Usually these are examples of guys getting repo'd who steal the tow truck to not get repo'd. Seen a few like that, they're always terrible at driving the tow. The tow truck guys are usually pretty damn suave with the tow trucks, especially repo men.
>>5778134>bmw
>>5777419>right wing death squadsall you're going to get is government controlled by the wealthy transferring increasing wealth to themselves, voted in by people who say shit like "can't wait for the right wing death squads." Enjoy your kleptocracy.
>>5775615>>5777301>the center of gravity in a front engine car is in the middle I’m genuinely trying to figure out if this is bait or this board is populated with retards. >take a stick and tape a rock to one end and a styrofoam ball to the other>stick stays level as it descends when thrown forwards through the airUh huh.
>>5771599SNIFFA
>>5778894Objects of different mass fall at the same rate. "Something heavy under the hood" does not "pull the front end down." Even if it did work that way, that was a Tesla Model S with a 54% rearward bias, it's heavier in the rear than the front. What's actually happening is just momentum carrying the vehicle forward while it rotates slightly around its center of gravity because of forces imparted when it left the ramp, with a little help from air resistance. Cars tend to nose forward off a jump because the front and rear end don't leave the ground at the same time, the front end actually begins to descend before the rear has made it off the ramp, starting the forward rotation about the center of gravity that it then carries through the jump. Anyone who enjoys certain types of off-roading learns all about this. Take a vehicle off a short jump, something where the "ramp" is distinctly shorter than your wheelbase, and the rear end will pop-up behind you nosing you down. A long and smooth ramp doesn't cause this, the upward momentum imparted to the rear after the front has left the ground is insignificant so long as you take the jump at a high enough speed. Plenty of off-road racing vehicles have extremely imbalanced weight distribution (trophy trucks often have over 60% forward bias) but are able to take appropriate jumps and stay very level despite it because their suspension is set up well for the purpose.
>>5771702Yea, I gotta admit, it did have me wondering. I thought it was legit at first and then started wondering, and then I decided it probably was real. That is some funny shit.
>>5772814I remember when I was a little lad at the go-kart track running circles around the teenagers. And then one time I looked back behind me to see what the teacher dude at the pit was saying because I didn't quite catch it the first time and they kick me out for being reckless. It just kinda ended there. Bit of a shame, really. I was good at it and it was fun. When a buddy of mine turned 25 few years ago we went to one of those little indoor electric go-kart tracks and I whooped ass all over my friends. I still got it.
>>5777296>having a metal cage and seatbelt wont help you survive a crash any betterdonorcyclists are actually retarded.
>>5772963Fucking kek
>>5778785Must be a state that's not Maine.
>>5772748black ice is no joke
>>5776240Move to Rome then, queer.
>>5779654>he doesn't know maine is well on its way to becoming mainesomalia
>>5779386>Don't record herDo you know how many cops are around here?>Well I'm not the one driving-Islam is right about women.
>>5774517Could be Chinese quality manufacturing.
>>5774102Congolese speak French. You mean Angola, Guinea or Mozambique.
>>5778459kind of niggerish the way he revs it way past the red line and then blueballs by stepping off the gas
>>5777299I know you didn't say it yourself but that is the lame excuse some people give to not build better, if you have to isolate yourself from people to be safe, then your society has way bigger problems dunnit?
>>5778833You understand that the point of the bmw vs miata video is that the camera is in the bmw, and the car on screen, clearly a miata and clearly labeled LS1 miata, is the miata, right?
crunchitize me captain
chinesium brakes?
obligatory shame on you
>>5778002Retard here, what am I looking at?
>>5773148i was walking back to my car across from a car rental place, and i saw a mustang peel out and lay rubber as it exited the rental place....then got pulled over by a cop lmao. in the car less than a minute probably.
>>5780631How are mutts even real, they shouldn't be allowed to own cars
>>5780740The car that was coming straight across got launched and landed on top of that white car. Almost hit the guy but he walks back in in the full video so he's fine. >>5780773In case it wasn't obvious, that bridge is covered with a thin layer of clear ice. And that's in Texas where it doesn't usually get that cold in winter except when it does.
>>5780780>mutts aren't capable of driving appropriately on iceAs I was saying, how the fuck is this real, they can't be so braindead
>>5780818russian music is kinda catchy, it has that weird scale, makes me wonder if a balalaika is tuned differently than a guitar
>>5777503lol
>>5775650kekkkkkk
>>5780790>driving appropriately on iceyou're one stupid queer
>>5780773nobody from your worthless country would have even thought of a car if it weren't for us burgers. I bet your country's police and military are the same people.
>>5780871>>5780773>samefag
>>5780865What was that?
>>5780654These adverts work, I refuse to drive if people aren't wearing their seat belts because of one of these.
>>5780880IIRC it's one of those test plugs for city water pipes, like a huge thick rubber globe with a chain or cable attached.
